Kyle Richards threw a Christmas bash and invited her co-stars including the some of the other housewives from other franchises.
In attendance were Camille Grammer, Lisa Vanderpump,Nene Leakes, Gretchen Rossi, Dana Wilkey and even Bravo’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” star Patti Stanger made an appearance. I don’t see Chankla Face anywhere, I wonder if she finally got in a fight with Kyle?
Enjoy these pictures:
The Real Original House Skanks of Orange County recently did a little mud wrestling at the “Del Mar Mud Run” charity event for the Challenged Athletes Foundation’s at Del Mar Fairgrounds in California (October 16, 2011). The In attendance were Gretchen Rossi and her pet Slade Slimey, also Tamra Barney and boytoy Eddie Judge new commer Heather Dubrow and her hubby where also there.
Missing in action was Alexis Bellino and recently vacuumed botoxed and newly faced ironed, recently divorced Vicki Gunvalson. Also a little bird told me Gretchen’s ongoing never-ending Jay Photoglou trial has been set for 2/6/2012.
Enjoy these pictures:
LET ME PANTS YOU!
Somehow doing this seems familiar. I can’t remember where I did this before?
If I shit myself can they tell? I really have to go.
Like a cougar, rode hard and put away wet for the 331 thousand tiiiime!!!
Anybody has a salt block or a saddle?
Ooohh yeaah the hottest grandma in Orange County.
Boobie inspector.
WHO FARTED?
RUN BITCH! I don’t know if that’s my thong riding up my ass or the turd I sharted earlier.
Gretchen sprained her ankle and was unable to run the finish line.
Here she is pouting like a monkey.
One of my readers Melissa, send me a flyer or Gretchen’s upcoming appearance at a Nevada shopping mall that my reader described as “Class-y” (so Melissa gets credit for the headline also! 
) It appears Gretchen Rossi must be desperate to whore out those beauty products that nobody must be buying because Melissa tells me the mall Gretchen will be appearing at is ghetto and out of the way of the Vegas excitement. Maybe the big malls on the strip laughed their asses off when she tried to pimp her snake oil over there? I don’t know.
During the last season of RHOC Gretchen Rossi defended her current unemployed house-bitch Slade Slimey against claims that his punk-ass owes whooping amounts of child support payments. This must of pissed off Slimey’s ex-Michelle Arroyo (and rightfully so!). So Michelle decided to speak up against the Slimey shenanigans and tell the truth about this mess so she gave an interview to the National Enquirer, “My son’s father, Slade Smiley, is a deadbeat dad,” and “I just want Slade to do his part as a father,”.
Poor Michelle can not even go back to work because little Grayson is very ill with a horrible brain tumor and requires 24 hour care plus not to mention the ongoing surgeries to keep him alive and because of all of this Michelle and Grayson have been living with Michelle’s sister for the last four years, “We’ve been living with my sister for the past four years. I can’t work because of [Grayson's] illness.”
Grayson Smiley Arroyo
Slimey tries to say he pays his child support bill and the only lame ass proof he showed is 2 money orders for a lousy 500 dollars and no explanation about why he owes 160k and it keeps piling up. He also says that a donation of 20k was given to Grayson’s foundation by some random production company,(but he doesn’t name it!). Michelle is flamingly pissed-off, that horse face Gretchen is sticking her 2 cents in this mess and is going around saying in her Bravo blog that she has proof Slimey pays his child support bills, “I would love to see the documents that Gretchen is talking about,” and “The court records don’t lie. He needs to start acting like a father and taking some responsibility.”
Michelle is waiting for Gretchen to pull that proof out of her ass but that shit hasn’t happened yet.
If you would like to visit the website Michelle set up for little Grayson click here . I’ve posted this link before. Maybe some of you rich bitches can help Grayson’s mom out, or if not, maybe give her some words of encouragement letting her know at least some people care. I can not even imagine the hell this poor woman must be going through and it appears that Slimey is no help in this situation.
Happy 4th of July Bitches!! And just for that, below are some bikini pictures of our beloved resident skank Gretchen Rossi, while she slutted around at the Mirage in Vegas for the holiday weekend because the best way to say ‘happy 4th of July’ is dressing like a Patriotic porn tramp!
So here’s some pictures of this whore in a bikini. Enjoy!
The last episode of the Real House Skanks of OC ended up with Tamra throwing a letter and a glass of wine at Jeana’s face for being a nosey ho’. Even thought almost everyone else agrees that Jeana is nosey and should butt out of other bitche’s business, Gretchen Rossi is putting her 2 cents in this bitch-drama-fest and calling Tamra a bitch and a liar and says that Tamra is an attention-whore looking for camera time for showing up at the party with a cease-and-desist letter.
Gretchen also states that Tamra is a poisonous bitch whom Gretchen chooses to NOT have in her life. Yet, she films with this other gutter skank on a daily basis, on a low-brow circus of attention-whore show and poses for toilet modeling pictures. UUOOKAY then. Here’s what she told Eonline:
On this episode Peggy and her husband Micah ended up throwing their own version of the dinner party from hell with the chef that Micah was scoffing and spitting food at. Since Bravo hooked it up and paid for it they had no choice, but accept this chef.
This dinner party should ofreally being titled ‘ The Foreclosure Dinner Party Featuring AlexAssLips and HerTable Pooping Shenanigans ‘ because it is my understanding that during this time the pretentious Tanous were getting the boot from the bank and losing their home and Alexis was freaking out because of her lack of Jimballs.
While Micah and Peggy get ready for their dinner party, they name drop a bunch of shit, from their watch brands, down to the fancy toilet paper they use to wipe Peggy’s no-ass, ass all this fronting just to make sure we heard them and to pretend they don’t have the U-Haul truck all packed and parked behind the house where the cameras can’t see it.
Peggy made sure she spare no cost when it came to her expensive party and lavish table she even had a singer for entertainment, and even after Bravo picked up some of the tab it was still expensive.
Peggy had stated before that they always throw a big lavish dinner party for all their friends. And from the looks of it a couple of these dinner parties must have cost the equivalent of their monthly house payment. Maybe if they would not be so caught up in showing off what they can’t afford, to their so called friends and would have just lived within their meager means and eaten top Ramen instead of fillet Mignon and driving an old Ford Fiesta instead of the secondhand Bentleys and Lamborghinis they can’t even afford, they would still have a nice house and not be living in a van, shitting in a can, down by the river with Lynne and Frank Curtains.
In this episode Tamra introduces her new man Eddie Munster, I mean Judge, to the skank platoon. Tamra and Eddie show up to Vicki’s so they can head out to Peggy’s. Tamra dresses like an 80 year old eccentric, senile, great-grandma with all those jewelries I bet she loses like 70 lbs when all those Mr. T rings and necklaces come off. After Tamra introduces Eddie. Vicki just stares and sniffs Eddie, then she stares at his teeth for a long time. Tamra says she is sizing him up.
Then all of them start talking shit about Slade Slimey and his child support 100k tab since this was splattered all over the Internet at the time of filming.
While Vicki is sitting there sniffing Eddies ass to make sure he passes her inspection and earns her seal of approval. Eddie decides to jump in the bitch gossip wagon and says he will pick up Slade an application at the Mcdonalds. Vicki then decides to give Eddie her seal of approval and everyone is happy.
When Vicki and Tamra arrive at the party and exit the limo, Tamra reminds Vicki to spread her sausage legs to show the ‘beef’ to the camera. Cochina!
As previously mentioned it was around this time that Slade Slimey was making headlines for being a dead beat dad to his children. Including his little boy who is cancer stricken . So he hid out somewheres in jail playing someones wife and Gretchen shows up to Peggy’s party escorted by a rented gay for the evening.
Alexis also shows up with her gay assistant because Jimbo was pissed off that Bravo can’t magically edit him to look like he’s not an asshole. Why does AlexAssLips need an assistant for anyways? It’s not like she works. Plus the one nanny she has left, is the one that watches her kids. Is her assistant there to assist her to wipe her ass when Jimbo is not around to do so? WTF.
Peggy has a microphone and everything going on for this pachanga, so she introduces a talented lady singer from Phylli. As soon as the lady starts singing Tamra and Eddie are on the dance floor dry humping each other. Dipshit Gretchen is watching them all jealous because Tamra is now better off than her. Since she has a man that at least has a job at his dad’s law firm. Cleaning toilets.
After they all dance everyone plops down to eat. Gretchen’s rented gay-escort makes fun of Eddie, and asked where Tamra found Eddie. ‘Did she find him on 1-800-salsa’. Tamra gets all pissed off and gives them the look of death. Donn had a few bong rips and leans over to his side of the table to tell to tell the others he thinks Gretchen’s sucked-up, crack-head, face looks like that corpse from the Munsters. They all have a good laugh.
Peggy is pissed that everyone is acting like they’re in 6th grade. The bantering continues, when Gretchen is asked why Slade is not there and she answers that he was with his kids. Donn busts up laughing because he knows the bitch is lying. Plus Donn can’t help it, he’s baked out of his mind so shit is 10 times funnier. Gretchen has this shocked look in her face because Donn laughs his ass off at her for being a liar. Tamra says that Slimey wants everyone to believe the bullshit story he is not attending the dinner party, is because his bitch-ass is at home plucking his ass hairs. That bitch is right.
Suddenly Alexis loses her shit when she realizes she is in the middle of the shark tank without her cult leader husband Jimbo to boss her around, she whines “I don’t know what to do or say!, Booohooo, hooo!”. YES THE BITCH REALLY SAID THAT!! She goes into crying hysterics the way a 5 year old kindergarten baby would the first day of school, like Tamra pointed out. Alexis whines and cries that without Jimbo there, she doesn’t know how to act what to do or say. WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED HIM THERE TO PULL THE STRING!!?? So AlexAssLips decides to get up and go to the bathroom to lock herself in there and cry some more.
AlexAssLips also gives everyone contradicting bullshit reasons for Jimbo’s unexpected absence. But, on her camera interview she says he doesn’t want to film with those cackling bitches. Previously she also said he quit the show because the cameras only edit to show his true prick-self, they can’t perform magic to make him appear like a nice guy and not like the ‘Real Broke Angry Asshole Of Orange County’ that he is. So he quit. Now this bitch is saying he hates everyone and doesn’t want to film with them. Oookay then.
Vicki and Tamra think the real reason Alexis is so upset Jimbo is not there with her, and he didn’t want to film that day, is because him and Alexis had a fight. I agree with those skanks. Because the way Alexis was on her Droid text-messaging him desperately for forgiveness when she first got to the dinner party, plus the bitch looks all worried like she pissed off her meal ticket, then she constantly leaves the table to go to the restroom to cry and or text him. I can tell they not only had a fight he probably beat her ass too that day, it must of being some big ass, loud fight and the neighborhood heard it. I bet.
While Alexis has gone to the shitter to cry and try to text Jimbo hoping he will forgive her because she made him punch her in the mouth earlier, all the other bitches are left sitting there wondering what really happened to Jimbo.
Coked out Micah tells Alexis’s gay-cort/assistant Dylan if he plays the ’stunt double’ for Jimbo because he sure in fuck looks just like him. Dylan gets all mad because all the other dip-shits are now laughing at him specially Donn who’s got this real drunken, rowdy, laugh.
Gretchen goes to comfort Alexis and also to help her wipe her ass. Vicki, Tamra, Eddie and Donn are having fun, clowning of Slade Slimey and his dead beat shenanigans. Everyone at the table is all having fun and all that good shit except Alexi’s assistant who’s uncomfortable after getting clowned on.
Peggy and Micah turn to the Gunvalson’s to kiss some ass and bring up conversation about the Gunvalson’s being happily married a long time. The Tanouses, try to make it all nice like they are all happy crappy and shit, but like in five seconds Vicki starts arguing with Donn about him not wanting Vicki to have more children with him because Donn didn’t want children with her. Donn fires back at Vicki and calls her a ‘Bitch’. Vicki sits there all embarrassed and looking dumb.
During all this Donn and Vicki barking at the table fun, Alexis returns to the table and continues lying about Jimbo’s reason to not be present. First, she said his ass had to work, then he had a last minute client, after that it was that he had to stay home and Slimey was joining him so they can both pluck each other’s ass hairs. The last excuse according to Tamra’s verifications. But ya’ all know none of this shit is true, I agree with the fugly stepsisters about Jimbo NOT being there because his ass had clients or had to work or had an ass plucking session with Slimey.
After the fight with Jimballs he hooked up with the real Alexis Couture XXX Tranni and was ignoring AlexAssLips text messages.
Yep, he was over there with that tranni-ho’ while Alexis was left to fend for herself at that that horrible party with interrogator Peggy and the fugly stepsisters. Poor thing doesn’t know what to do or say without her cult-leader, psycho-ass, husband to pull the strings attached to her butthole and make her say and do the right things, which pretty much is whatever the hell he tells her to. Stupid bitch.
I don’t understand how Jimballs doesn’t want to be around the fugly stepsisters? He had no problem with that before, but now that the Tanouses joined this bitch-wreckage he doesn’t want to be around the mean girls ? How convenient. I bet him and Alexis get into fights over the fact that he dated that walking corpse Peggy because Alexis seems very jealous of her.
I bet Jimbo tauntes Alexis over Peggy to make her jealous and since Alexis is mentally handicapped her ass loses her shit and that’s the real reason I bet that ’smelly dork’ doesn’t want to be there. Sorry for rambling on about that shit because I had to get that off my chest since that episode. Anyways after all that mess and AlexAssLips came back she then leaves again back to the bathroom to compose her self. This time Gretchen and the assistant Dylan follow her ass to make sure she doesn’t water-board herself in the toilet as punishment, because Jimbo is not there to do it.
While AlexAssLips is in the shitter crying Gretchen is in there catching her turds and feeding into that bitches bullshit. If you listen carefully Alexis is crying over a fight with Jimbo but I bet a lot of the conversation was edited out. But listen carefully just listen and you can tell its about a fight her and the ’smelly dork’ had.
Gretchen is talking to Alexis about how those other bitches hate Alexis and talk shit about her and her ’smelly dork’ husband. And how they are all jealous. YES, jealous because Alexis married an old, scary looking, fat fugly man, who reeks of cigars and feet and who bosses AlexAssLips around like a dumb bitch for a few dollars that keep the rhino feeces injections coming, so she can end up looking like Mama Elsa in the end.
Tamra is bored of the drama between Vicki and Donn and so she decides it’s time for some other fun entertainment, so she drags Vicki to the bathroom to listen in on those bitches. Specially on AlexAssLips. Because it’s funny. Tamra puts her ear to the bathroom door and Vicki plops her ass down on a chair to play a poor look-out who jumps up and screams when Peggy surprises them while Tamra is listening with her ear to the door. Vicki was all AAWWW SHIT!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A WALKING CORPSE!!! Damn Peggy almost gave Vicki a heart attackt. Peggy’s pale ass corpse face would scare the shit out of anybody who is distracted at the moment.She looks like a zombie that would be running around moaning ‘METH, METH, MEAAATH!!’ You know, just dragging her skeletor legs around begging for meth scaring bitches and shit. There’s just something that looks wrong about that bitch.
Anyways after Peggy’s scary mug breaks up the listening party. Peggy gets in there and opens the bathroom door to tell Alexis to either go back and eat dinner like a normal person or get the fuck out. And AlexAssLips just sits there sobbing like a ‘ 5 year old ‘ losing her shit. At this point Peggy is fed up with AssLips for shitting on the dinner party and just wants to toss her out Irish Tavern style. AlexAssLips decides she is gonna go back and join the table after she makes an ass out of herself by making a stupid asshole speech ‘ATTENTION EVERYBODY, I AM SORRY I TOOK A SHIT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND FUCKED UP THIS FUGLY BITCHES DINNER PARTY, BUT GOD WILL FORGIVE ME… AND NOW SOME NAKED SORORITY BITCH DANCING!’.
And just like that, her mood switched just like the music did at that party and she was greasing a pole Gretchen brought from home in her Gretchen Rossi, Butt Fugly purse. And Alexis and Gretchen were both grinding on the pole and each other in their panties and making the gay assistants dry hump each other so they could watch. Peggy was standing there with a shocked, disgusted look on her sucked up meth-head face. And Tamra, Eddie, Donn and Vicki all bailed out laughing at Peggy because, she is the one that has to scrape and hose down that crazy drunken bitch Alexis and her posey off the floor in the morning when it’s time to clean up and the bitch wakes up in a puddle of puke and pissed-drunk.
Vicki and Alexis are supposedly finally ready to sit down and put down their differences. Supposedly. While they supposedly clear the air Alexis still bitches about Tamra bringing mace to her previous party . Then she starts yapping about how she is now a fashion designer extraordinaire, that will take over the world with the ‘Alexis Couture’ line that she pulled out of ther ass the other day. Then then bitch starts talking about how she is not ‘naive’ and she also works and blah, blah, blah. Vicki tries to pretend to be nice (I was surprised) and says to Alexis “Of course, not, you’re just young.”. Then stupid ass Alexis stick her foot in her mouth with a dumb comeback that only a stupid ho’ like her would say, about how she is not ‘young’ because she married a 48 year old ape who has a lot of life experience and he also pays her bills in exchange for smacking her around and keeping her in check.
You can tell Vicki wanted to monkey smack the stupid out of that ho’ too. I wonder if Alex-Ass-Lips even knows how stupid she sounds when she tries to pretend she knows something. Like when she sat there, trying to tell us her definition of Couture: It’s like clothes that are umm rich?. Dumb bitch, didn’t she bother to look it up before she sat there yapping her ass lips? Maybe if she would of lookitup she would of found out that ‘ Alexis Couture’ is the name of a porn site like a reader on another blog pointed it out.
This episode showcased just how disgusting, obnoxious, vile, stupid and rude AssLips Bellino can be. Specially when she proceeds to display her loving Christian behavior after blowing a fuse and cuts the sleeves off the Vegas casino hooker dress that her ghost designer sowed. Bitch cuts that dress right in front of that poor horrified immigrant woman named Towel who sowed that shit by hand and candlelight all night. Then she took the sleeves to the bathroom and wiped her ass with them. (That bitche’s name is Towel? you mean like that stoned Towel on South Park?). Poor Towel was enslaved by spoiled Alexis to make all the designs for her while Alex-Ass-Lips sat there like the fake ass bitch she is, taking all the credit. Because ya’ all know that is exactly what happened.
And I know that poor Towel had to design and sow into the dress each piece of jewelry one, by one, by hand, on a time consuming mission and she was probably up all night too just so that ass lips throws a bitch fit and cuts that shit up then wipes her ass with it, with no consideration for this woman who sat there sowing this fugly ass dress in order to pay for her giant sized lips. Some bitches have to pay for their lips and AssLips Bellino just doesn’t give a shit since she just uses her giant lips to give that hairy monkey she married for money BJ’s to get what she wants including paying her butt lips. Oh wait, that’s right she doesn’t have pay for them, Jimbo punches her in the mouth daily when she gets out of line, thats why she gets those horse’s ass lips for free.
Now that Jimbo’s gravy train is drying up, Alexis thinks she’s gonna hawk these cheap ass dresses ala Sheree Whitfield that even a crack whore wouldn’t wear on a date behind the 711. Bitch better put her lips to practice because Jimbo’s boat is sinking and pretty soon there’s gonna be no mo’ money so this bitch better get her ass back to the motel to find the next suga-daddy that will pay for her ass lips and giant circus scary tits.
Jeana makes an appearance during this episode, when she stumbles and wonders looking like a homeless, crazy person, into some fashion show that Peggy and Tamra are gonna be on. Then she proceeds to plop down and talk to Tamra, (who is obviously avoiding her) and starts asking her questions that are none of her business, just so that she can go back and tell her buddy Simon.
All the other housewives have participated in some sort of fashion show I guess it was these bitches turn to do it also. The fugly ass outfit that Tamra is wearing for the fashion show really brings out her tubby ass, orange body. She looks like an Oompa Loompa church lady with scary, saggy, huge, circus-tits. It was horrible.
Speaking of scary circus tits Peggy gets to show her new tits off, during their model cat walk thingy, and we get to see the big ass scars and scary veins on her nasty ass balloon tits that make her look like a 60 year old dried up stripper with giant boobs. Those balloons look so heavy and disproportionate on her anorexic, trailer park, meth-addict, shrively body that they look like they sag too.
Peggy had her catwalk ‘pimp’ strut down, while slinging one arm like she had some muscle disease malfunction. Maybe when the doctor sowed the boobie together he pinched some nerve, and it makes Peggy’s arm sling like that. Who knows. Bitch looks like a lizard with high heels on, who is trying to sling her arm and fly away like those flying lizards and shit.
Since Tamra was invited to participate in the catwalk for this episode, she decided to turn up the drama for the cameras, by pretending she’s scarreeedd to do the catwalk and she is shy . Bitch hides under the stage biting her nails and calling Eddy on the phone crying, that she can’t to the catwalk because she’s a shy little flower but Eddy reminds her to put her big girl pants on and pretend she’s back at the strip club.
Once she does her catwalk Tamra gets all into it, and forgets her shy act. Then she has a flashback when she used to dance the pole and remembers how much fun she had strutting her stuff. Bitch even throws some gang signs from Eddie’s gang that she now joined called ’The OC Locos’. Eddie was proud of her.
Later on though, Eddie is gonna be kicking Peggy’s husbands Micah’s ass for being an ignoramus pendejo.
Apparently Micah and Peggy wanted to have a celebrity chef cook for them for some dinner party from hell they are throwing, and Bravo hooked up Susan Feniger, from Border Grill. Peggy is another Alexis because when she’s giving her camera interview, the bitch sure knows how to sound stupid she full on told us how her and Micah were so excited to have a celebrity chef that they didn’t realize the chef specializes in Mexican food.
Once the nice lady chef meets with these two turds, she brings out a parade of delicious Mexican dishes and Micah finds something wrong with all of them. Then he spits back each one in her face and yells I DONT WANT MEEXXICUUN FOOD, THATS FOR POOL PARTIES AND MEXICUUNNS, DO I LOOK MEXICUUN? BITCH I WANTS ME SOME FANCEEEY FRIED OREO COOKIES, JUST LIKE MOMMA MADE AT THE TRAILOR PARK AND SOME STEAK MARINATED IN PEPSI AND BEER UHUMMM! Mmkay then… Cletus and Peggy (damn even her name sounds trailer parky I didn’t even have to change it to make fun of this bitch. No offense to other girls named Peggy) they must of grown up at the fancy trailer park, where folks can afford hamburger meat and fried Oreo cookies this explains why he is a man of taste and since Cletus and Peggy are now fancy celebrities Cletus demanded the chef rearranges the menu for them to include fried Oreo cookies.
Here’s a picture of Micah Cletus and Peggy when they were young and sexy.
Of course while Cletus kept throwing his bitch fit on the food that was being graciously presented to his ungrateful ass, Peggy just sat there like a pendeja not saying anything but you could tell she felt dumb like she was gonna get yelled at later by her husband for letting Bravo pick this chef that he didn’t care for since Peggy doesn’t give a shit what food is being served as long as the chef is a ‘celebrity chef’ and she can impress her friends.
Vicki’s daughter Briana is going to Vegas with that poor girl Danielle that got sexually harassed by Vicki via spanking on TV in front of God and everybody. Before she leaves Vicki has some nags to throw at Briana because Vicki feels that if Brianna goes to Vegas without Vicki chaperoning her, some shit may go wrong. Like for example Brianna may get roofied (like Tamra and Peggy did) or get a tattoo. NO NOT THAT!
While Briana is sitting there in Vicki’s kitchen getting lectured about going to Vegas her phone rings and it’s probably her boyfriend. The one that Brianna doesn’t want Vicki to meet. Vicki goes over to look at Briana’s phone to see who is calling her and Briana gets irritated because she doesn’t want her nosy ass mom to be up her ass like that. Vicki then starts questioning Briana if Briana’s boyfriend has tattoos, or a job or if he is a meth-head. And also Vicki warns Briana not to get tattoos while in Vegas. Because Vicki wouldn’t want her only daughter to have fun partying and getting drunk , while bending over at a sleazy bar getting a tattoo. God forbid.
Of course when Brianna and Danielle get to Vegas Vicki is calling Brianna non-stop. And while in Vegas Briana and Danielle get shit faced and take some hookah rips . Unfortunately they weren’t smoking anything fun or illegal that’s medically legal but they had a good time and they even got picked up on by 2 lesbians. Did they go to the lesbian bar?
After that awkward scene. That I don’t even know why Bravo showed it,the girls pretend to go to bed while the cameras where rolling. After the camera men fell asleep in the hallway of the hotel by the door, like Vicki payed them to, the 2 girls went out and had some real fun.
And speaking of lesbians, the moment we all been waiting for and wondering about. Fernanda spills the beans, Fernanda spills the beans. Yes Fernanda spills the beans bitches, and you know what, I suspected the Fernanda/Tamra friendship too.
While at a work-out at some gym that Fernando and her ex-own, ex-house skank Lynne Curtains is there stoned out of her mind like always, and working out with Fernando and Fernando’s ex who looks like she can kick Slade’s ass.
Meanwhile during casual conversation Fernando spills the beans that when Tamra was married to Simon she followed Fernando into the bathroom to molest her and for a make out session. And probly’ other shit too. Fernando’s ex isn’t happy when she hears that Jerry Springer shit those 2 bitches pulled. Fernando then, interrupts the work out session to storm off to the bathroom while Lynne stands there clueless and looking dumb like she did for the 2 seasons she was on this train wreckage. No one is happy except Tamra’s ex Simon who is laughing at all this shit.
Stupid ass Gretchen keeps complaining that Slade is a broke ass and wonders when is he going to get her jewelry and cars and fancy shit like that , like she is accustomed to . The bitch also keeps wondering when he is gonna buy her diamonds for her birthday. Instead he takes her to an art studio and gives her a pair of fugly ass painter pants. Then he gets his artist friend to give Gretchen an unfinished painting of her from the first season she was on. But at least compared to Sonja’s fugly ass painting that made her look 80, Gretchen’s painting just looked unfinished and cartoony. Slimey sticks the painting in the bathroom right in front of the toilet so that he can look at Gretchen while he takes a shit because that’s what he thinks about when he sees her.
That was it bitches . Sorry I haven’t been around lately to post but I been crazy busy at work plus I was moving my home computers around doing my spring cleaning last weekend and didn’t have access to them for a couple of days. I also got my new laptop which I am very excited about.
While at the supermarket today, (because I actually do real housewife work like going to the market) I got a copy of The Enquirer. Those dirty bastards tell the truth sometimes.
I found an article back from March 14, it was probably written before that date because this article stated that Fernando Roach Motel was going to be part of the House Skanks Of The Orange Cunties and how all the other bitches were ‘Furious’ over Fernando joining the cast.
Notice how in this shoot all the house skanks look pissed like someone shit in their cheerios, and the only bitch with a halfway uncomfortable smile is Fernanda?And she is also sitting there all stiff, like all those bitches just made her feel like she is not one of them and doesn’t belong there.
An insider told the Enquirer ‘The housewives are seething over Fernanda’s drop dead gorgeous looks and fantastic body’ The article stated that the one who was the most ragingly pissed off, was 41 year old Peggy Tanous. Who also recently said that Alexis Bellino didn’t want her on the show . Apparently Peggy was jealous and pissed, that Fernando was getting more attention and building up a following and fan base that was bigger than Peggy’s , which was what, like 5 people?
Notice how this fugly ass bitch looks like Lauri Warring Jr?
The insider said ‘Peggy is particularly irked because she thinks Fernanda is stealing her thunder’. The Enquirer states that when Bravo did the photo shoots of the housewives for the website and they put Fernando in the center for being the hottest tranny of the line up, ‘all hell broke loose’.
Now look at this picture all the house whores look more relaxed and are all smiles because they got rid of Fernando Roach Motel.
The insider stated that “After Bravo posted the photo, the other housewives pitched a fit. They complained that having Fernanda pictured with them would confuse viewers’.
Confuse viewers? HUUUMMM, like confuse viewers that the other bitches are gay? I don’t know, but, that’s what the comment the so called insider made sounds like. Then get this, the article stated that since all the housewives pitched a bitch, Bravo had to delete away all the shoots with Fernando in the middle and replace and photoshop them with only the official housewives. Sooo I guess Fernando wasn’t even official anyways. ‘But the damage was done’ according to the article.
The insider added: ‘Now whenever Fernanda is on camera, there’s tremendous tension,’ . However, the PR for Fernando said Fernando is a team player who isn’t jealous of her cast mates and is just excited to be on the show and to swim in the lady pond with the other bitches‘ She wishes them all the best’.
The producers love Fernando and want to make her a full time House Skank next season.Good luck with that, since it seems to me the other bitches probably threatened the producers to walk out if they put this bitch on the web shoots, imagine if they put her on the show they probably go on strike and then start a riot.
Here’s an old bitch I never talk about no more. Gretchen Rossi. Her ass crawled back under that rock she came from and there hasn’t been much shit on her lately . Until now. Her ex Jay Photoglou. Yes Jay Photoglou the man involved in the never ending war with Gretchen Rossi, is now saying that he wants Gretchen to pay back all his money that he spend on all the legal fees and parking cost down the last penny. He is even charging for a $20.00 dinner were he talked shit about that ho’ about the case. Here is the original article including the laundry list of expenses:
After a judge dismissed the majority of Rossi’s claims of defamation, Photoglou, 40, filed documents last week in Orange County Superior Court, demanding she pay back his legal expenses — including parking and a $20 dinner.
Here’s a rundown of some of his compensation demands, according to court documents:
Altogether, Photoglou requests $85,864.08 for his troubles.
Asked why he can’t just let bygones be bygones, Photoglou said, “As to this date, I have only defended what she has brought against me, and attempted to make her pay for what was thrown out of court.”
The longtime Huntington Beach resident added that even if he goes bankrupt, he would still have to pay Gretchen punitive damages, if required by a judgment in her favor.
Photoglou still has his own defamation, slander and invasion of privacy/false light case against Rossi.
Rossi could not be reached for comment. Her attorney, Greg Brown, did not return a call for comment on the matter.
Well to be honest with you I think Jay is a day late and Gretchen is a buck short by now that bitch don’t have no 85 thousand dollars . That little bit of money that PaPa Moneybags left her when he croaked. What the fuck was it like 2 million dollars. I bet It’s gonne! Because shit like cars, hotels, vacations, Lakers tickes, , botox, gallons of ass bleaching bottles, booze, meth, crack and all that other fun shit that Slade Slimey needs in order to survive as a male gigolo in this day and age cost a lot of money. And 2 million is not much to cover all that expensive shit. Yeap 2 million dollars ain’t much these days! I have learned and grown a lot since I started watching these crazy house whores and I used to think Gretchie was a raging goldigger. But now I’ve learned . She wans’t all that good at golddigging.
If you gonna be a golddiger do it right don’t do that shit half assed. And after observing bitches like the Wig Kim Zolciak and that other bitch with the shits disease Camille Grammer I see that Gretchen should of being taking notes from those ho’s . Kim Zolciak does get something crazy like 200k per month per kid like my reader Robin was mentioning. Because her kids are 2 golden eggs that she acquired from some grandson of some dude who is super villain billionaire, crazy, rich. You know the type that can kill you with their wallets.
And then Cuntmille like my readers like to call her. It’s probably gonna get some crazy settlement like over 40 million. That’s the rumor. But in the end Cuntmille will spend 35 million on pounds of Gucci sheets, that keep getting stained from her irritable- bowel shits disease (Hey 808wave!) and the rest on male hookers and crack. That’s it!
