New House Fly Heather Dubrow appears to have been brought in by Bravo so that she can shit on Alexis Bellino’s Cheerios and that shit is working already because the bitch already called AlexAss “the biggest phony” in Orange County and she can see through this bitches bullshit. HA HA HA HA!!!

I love it when these Devil Producers bring in other bitches with more money (or at least appear to be for now) and who are waaaay more annoying to piss off the bitches that are annoying me, like that Duck Lips dumb shit. I can’t wait to see AlexAss Face when she sees this bitches mega ocean view super expensive mansion. Not only that, but also this Heather bitch (whom I like to lovingly call her Baby Joker Face because it looks like the same plastic butcher gave her the same mug as Joker Face Sr aka Danielle Staub) apparently comes from East Coast money and supposedly it’s lots of money! HA HA HA HA!!!! I’m wiping tears from eyes because this whole bitchfest is so funny now that they brought real money in.

Doesn’t she look like a less scary  version of Joker Face? Did her husband Terry Dubrow use the same Halloween pattern when he sowed Joker Face Sr’s mask onto her skull and fifteen years later used that same pattern on Baby Joker Face? HUMMM??? The unsolved mysteries that we will never know.

This is the shit that Baby Joker Face told The Hollywood Reporter:

“I think that what’s interesting about me coming into this group is that I feel like I’m a little bit of the audience, sort of the Greek chorus,”

“I didn’t have any preconceived notions, I have no idea what the history is. So I’m learning it as I go, and seeing it all and, I don’t know, maybe giving the audience a fresh perspective on things and maybe the girls too.”

Baby Joker Face also comforted Lizard Lips Peggy Tanous because of the whole Alexis Bellino and her fugly fat husband Jimbo love triangle from 100 years ago ordeal:

“I met Peggy for the first time that night,” Heather says. “And we spoke for maybe a few minutes in the limousine on the way to the party, and then when we left, I think I had my arm around her. I felt bad for her, she was crying, she was in Vicki [Gunvalson's] house. I was obviously very uncomfortable. I didn’t know what was going on. I did not know the back-story between her and Alexis, so I was getting pieces of information. I just felt bad that she was so upset.”

She also believes Peggy should of just let that shit go, but admits she would of flipped out if her man used to fuck on one of her friends:

“That just seems like something you discuss and you move on,”

“I can’t imagine that I would ever be able to stay friends with someone who had had this intimate relationship with my husband,” she continues. “Whether they told me or not, I just think it would freak me out.”

I hope she puts Duck Lips in her place more times than one. I noticed how jealous AlexAss seemed when Heather was around her because she knows that this bitch has some real money and her husband (who although got all pissed off and posted a butt-hurt comment here saying that he wasn’t a porn addict when I was making fun of him, that’s okay he’ll get used to it) doesn’t appear to berate her and talk down to her like she is a dumb-ass like Jimbo does to AlexAss,  aaand the husband has more money than Reverent Jimblob (even though her husband got sued for fucking up bitches faces during plastic surgery face transplant procedures.) None of that shit matters to me though, as long as she is questioning AlexAss “authenticity” and keeps calling AlexAss a not “very cerebral” dumb shit.

This bitch however, says that she never ever watched this show which I call bullshit on that. Unless she was so desperate to be on TV that she took whatever fame-bone was thrown at her.

According to Radaronline new House Skank of the Orange County block  Terry Dubrow’s plastic surgeon husband  has been sued for giving patients Scary Bitch-Face results. (Yeah, it looks like he worked on Mrs. Dubrow’s mug already I wonder when she will sue him.)

Back in March of this year a former patient of Dr. Dubrow, Leah Goodman filed a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon in the amount of $25 thousand dollars for damages caused by his malpractice and negligence.

Prior to this lawsuit  a year earlier, another disastified customer June and her husband Mark Hofherr filed a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon for similar reasons including what looks like having shitty results to the point of the patient not being able to blow her husband.

From Radaronline:

The court docs state: “Defendants failed to disclose material risks of the procedure to the plaintiff and thereby failed to fully describe the procedures that were proposed and/or exceeded the scope of the disclosure and thereby failed to obtain informed consent from the plaintiff for said course of care, treatment and/or surgery. Had plaintiff been adequately informed of all the risks of the procedure, plaintiff would not have consented to said procedure.”

Mark Hofherr says that because of the surgery: “June Hofherr has been unable to perform the duties of a spouse and the work and services usually performed in the care, maintenance and management of the family home, June Hofherr will be unable to perform such work, services and duties in the future.”

Terry Dubrow’s Husband A Porn Addict?

Back in October the news broke that  there is a new ho in town replacing Peggy Tanous. Heather Dubrow  will be joining the other Real House Skanks Of OC fame-whores in getting virtually tarred and feathered by the gaggle of viewers and bloggers that can’t wait to get their hands on some fresh meat.
Heather Dubrow an actress, (I never heard of her) used to go by the name Heather Paige Kent, and appeared on the 2000-2002 CBS drama That’s Life.

She looks like Joker Face 2.0 doesn’t she?

From OC Weekly:

Heather Dubrow, who as actress Heather Paige Kent on the 2000-2002 CBS drama That’s Lifegot the new last name by marrying famed Newport Beach plastic surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow, will join The Real Housewives of Orange County cast next season, according to a published report.
As the National Enquirernotes, Ms. Dubrow breaks the blonde lock (and locks) on Bravo’s pioneering Real Housewives franchise program. However, given her hubby’s profession, she’ll fit right in when it comes to having had work done.Reality television runs in the family as the good doctor was among the cutters on Fox’s The Swan and E!’s Bridalplasty.

Perhaps Heather believes she is a has-been actress, and this is the real reason she is agreeing to join the Circus of Reality TV in an effort to cling to the last bit of fame she can squeeze in, by inviting Bravo cameras to follow her around and record her most intense moments of insanity and Bravo will make sure they capture her craziness in all it’s embarrassing glory for us to clown on.

 Heather is married to plastic surgeon Terry Dubrow who is said to be excellent at breast augmentation of your ta-tas if they need some extra padding. And the secret why he is excellent at porno-sizing those boobies is hours and hours of research.

Yep, rumor has it that supposedly he admitted to being addicted to porn.

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So if you need new boobs go see this doctor bitches because unlike Paul Nassif this one is doing his homework just to make sure your ta-tas don’t pop while bouncing up and down. I wonder if Heather helps her husband in his research too or she is just against it?