Jacqueline Laurita’s 19 year daughter, Ashley Holmes was found guilty  of pulling  Danielle Staub’s (Joker Face) hair extensions out and was fined $189.00 including $33 dollars for court fees, which I am sure that her mom and dad paid for. So she probably don’t give a shit anyways when she starts working for the family business, it’s not like they gonna do a background check on her ass and in that ‘Family’ it’s not like it matters either. 

If I was the Judge I would of given Ashley an award for yanking that Bitches hair extentions out, since all the Bitches in the NJ House Ho cast and shit load of the audience been wanting to yank that Ho’s weave out since the show’s first episode.Oh come on! Admit it you know you all had fantasies about yanking that ho’s weave out, we all have! Ashley was the only one with the ‘Cojones’ to do that shit. Damn right!

I see a future NJ House Bitch here.

Also earlier last week Joker Face was in a car wreck while driving somewhere with her daughter. But don’t worry she survived so when she comes back we can keep poking fun at her ass.

Joker Face must of hit her head pretty hard on the dashboard of her car, because lately Bitch is running around saying  some delusional bullshit, that she is a ‘Born Again Virgin’. Joker Face needs to shut her mouth and quit trying to be something she is obviously not, she should just stick to what she knows best, ‘whore’ is all she knows best, and that’s what she should stick with, her dumb ass saying she is a virgin all over again is like leaving Charles Manson in charge of a daycare.

That Bitch is like McDonald’s her new introductory phrase should be ‘Over 1 billion customers served, and counting’that should the shit she says at the beginning. I bet once they take that Bitch off the 64 different type of  pain meds she is on, for her car wreck, she should be back to normal and be her old whory self again; and then she will become a ‘Born Again Slut”.

Once upon a time when Joker Face was young she used to be a homeless ho’ who survived the streets by giving  hobos hand jobs for 2 dollars a pop for a hit of crack. And now she is bragging about that, and more, in her new book that will make her millions. I hope she uses some of that money from her book to fix ‘em eyebrows. Her eyebrows look like they’re trying to jump of her forehead because they’re tired of her shit! 

Here is the original article from ET click link for video:

Danielle Staub of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” is writing a new book and telling all about it to ET.

Staub, who at times found herself at odds with her “New Jersey” castmates, stepped out at the New York premiere of ‘Youth in Revolt’ on Tuesday night, and told ET that she is working on a memoir with Simon & Shuster.

“There are a lot of shocking, a lot of hard things that people are going to have to digest, but it really happened to me and it’s going to be written the way that I remember it, from birth all the way through,” Danielle tells ET.

Not wanting to give too much away, she did tell ET that she was once homeless: “I’ll give a little secret to you … at one point in time in my life, I actually was homeless. That might be a shocking thing for people to know, and I want people to embrace whatever it is they’re going through, not because I went through it, but, because I survived it, you can too. I’ve been low.”

 LOOK TWINS!

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…

Although I had been rumored that, not all the New Jersey Bitches were going to come back, it appears that they may be all coming back for season 2 after all. This season is sure to bring some major Bitch drama from these mamas. Specially with all the bitch-smacking hair pulling drama between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Joker Face Danielle  and Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley finally wooping Joker Face’s ass!

Dina Manzo tweeted:

“Not allowed to say if I am or not but let’s put it this way…I just finished doing all the promo shoots for season 2,”

NJ.com reported that all of these crazy ho’s will be back for a second season.

HA HA HA HA !

Last month November 11  the Jersey bitches were at a fashion show that took place at the Hamburg Turnpike Country Club taping for the next episode of Real Housewives Ho’s of New Jersey.

Joker Face Danielle Staub  must of said or did something stupid that set the other Bitches off (Why did I know this was going to happen?)  Jacqueline and Teresa got pissed off and waited for Joker Face outside the restroom confronted her, pushed her and pulled on her weave, but only meant to shift it a little. Joker Face told the judge she ran away afraid for her life then  she broke her hill and hid in the parking lot. I thought she said she was a badass?

A body guard found her and brought her back inside to finish getting her ass kicked by the other Bitches taping then Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley went after Joker Face and according to Joker Face Ashley said to her  “I’m going to kill you” Ashley then jumped her and ended up ripping her weave out and bitch was sitting there BAALD!. I hope Bravo captured all the insanity! Joker Face called the cops and pressed charges against 19 year old Ashley and the judge issued a summons against Ashley on charges of harassment and simple assault.

Ashley admitted she pulled Joker Face’s weave but says she did it because she thought that Joker Face hit her mom.

See, this is the kind of shit that the Bitches of Orange County don’t do, but need to! Soon. Maybe Lynne’s boozing daughter can rip Gretchen’s weave out and Gretchen can rip Tamra’s and Tamra can rip Gretchen’s armpit hair! BUT THEY DON’T DO IT! What a rip off. I want my dollar back!

Sources NJ.com and NYDailyNews

Caroline Manzo told US Magazine:

According to a new exciting development, Teresa is not losing her huge Marble Castle but some little shack with linoleum floors and that is a good thing.Thank God! Now I’m happy again. It sorta bummed me out when it was believed that her huge mansion was being lost. I wanted to see more filming inside that Mansion because it is so ridiculously huge and fascinating and hopefully if this is true and Teresa is not losing her  enormous catering hall, we will get to see her throw all kinds of shit around like, rolls of  hundred dollar bills out of her ass as well as big ass lavish parties; and flip tables at Bitches that get out of hand, filmed inside that insanely huuge mansion of hers.

Here is the original article originally posted by my reader LovinlifeinNY from NJ.com

Teresa Giudice not losing dream home; ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ drama debunked

“Real Housewives of New Jersey” Teresa Giudice, best known for table-flipping and her free-spending ways, has not been served with foreclosure papers on her Towaco chateau, as RadarOnline.com reported Thursday.

There are foreclosure papers that say Giudice owes $127,500, but they are for a property Giudice apparently owns in Lincoln Park, a good five miles (and a couple of socioeconomic levels) away. According to records obtained by the Star-Ledger, the property in question appears to be a .47-acre piece of land (roughly the size of Giudice’s master bedroom, from what saw of the mansion last season) off Pine Brook Road. She bought the property in 2005 for $170,000, and what’s more, it’s just one in a string of properties the industrious Giudice has bought in recent years. Teresa Giudice, house flipper? Who knew.

Giudice is still happily ensconced in the lavish mansion she shared with husband Joe and her four daughters, Gia, Gabriella, Milania and newborn Audriana. Our sources also tell us that she’s already back at work filming the second season of the ratings blockbuster. Check out who else we hear is returning.

(Damn! Her eyebrows look extra-Joker freaky in this picture!)

Kevin Maher filed a lawsuit  earlier this week, against Danielle Staub for talking shit about him to everybody and their grandma.

Here is the original article from E:

Ex Has Bone to Pick in Court With Real Housewives’ Danielle

UPDATE: Kevin Maher is clearly a man of his word. He filed a lawsuit against Danielle Staub for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress this week.

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Danielle Staub’s brief first marriage may not have been a bed of roses, but according to her ex, it certainly wasn’t a bed of broken glass, either!

Kevin Maher, who was married to the Real Housewives of New Jersey star for barely a year in the 1980s, tells E! News that Staub has repeatedly slandered him and he is planning to take legal action.

“I am filing a lawsuit against my ex-wife, Danielle Staub, stemming from her allegations that I raped her on a bed of broken glass, inserted my handgun inside her and played Russian Roulette, and last but not least, killing her dog by way of hanging it,” Maher states. “She also threatened me on the reunion show that Bravo aired.”

On that Real Housewives reunion special (which our guest blogger Bethenny Frankel found totally “boring”), Staub toted along a copy of Cop Without a Badge, an exposé about Maher’s life as a police informant that revealed Staub used to go by the name Beverly Ann Merrill, had a history of prostitution and drug use and once faced federal charges in connection with an extortion plot.

But Maher apparently fears that he’s the one who came out of all this looking bad.

“It hurt my business and my reputation,” Maher says of the comments Staub made about him after becoming a household name during the Jersey girls’ premiere season.

He says that, rather than settle, he wants his day in court—or, more pointedly, he wants to watch the 47-year-old mother of two squirm on the witness stand.

A rep for Staub did not immediately return a request for comment.

She and the father of her two daughters, Thomas Staub, divorced in 2007.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will be coming back for a second season however Bravo did not announce who is coming back. Dina Manzo has previously stated that she will not be coming back and Caroline Manzo, Teresa Guidice as well as Jaqueline Laurita have all  stated that they did not want to work with Danielle Staub because she is a prostitution whore.

I bet the only one that comes back will be our beloved Danielle ‘Joker Face’ Staub, because the Bravo powers that be, looove prostitution whores, they are good for ratings!

Here is the original article from NJ.com:

“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” will return for a second season, Bravo announced today, but the network won’t yet reveal which of the ladies are on board.

It was pretty clear from our interviews with Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo and the table-flipping Teresa Giudice in June that they’d rather not share screen time with Danielle Staub, the first season’s resident villain/vixen/victim, but, well, fuggetaboutit. Staub rocketed to fame (the reality show variety, at least) when her shady past was revealed in “Cop Without a Badge” (now back in print!), and continued to make headlines when her ex-boyfriend from the show threatened to release a sex tape (he didn’t), so Bravo would be foolish to put that cow out to pasture, as it were.

The second season of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” will air next year. The first season was the franchise’s highest rated in all demographics, and the reunion special was the most-watched reunion special ever.

At the end of the last season, Jacqueline Laurita, the sister-in-law of the Manzo sisters, had sided with pal Staub over how the Manzo sisters had revealed Staub’s stripper past, but Laurita had reconciled with them by the time the reunion show rolled around, and Staub seemed on the outs with everyone. If they all return, it’ll be interesting to see the lengths producers will go to keep them in the same circles.