After rumors hit the web regarding Jacqueline Laurita’s stripper past in Vegas she came back swinging and insist this is a bunch of fabricated bullshit. In fact, even Jacqueline’s father tweeted yesterday that this is nonsense. He states she was working in a convention job because his friend Steve Shirippa from the Soprano’s recommended her for it:

jgrippeJerry Grippe

Very upset about In Touch article. My friend, Steve Shirippa,(Sopranos) recommended Jacq for a convention job in Chicago w/ Versace Sport.

Jacqueline went on to post a long PDF file that states a play by play of how she met husband Chris Laurita:

“HOW I MET CHRIS”
For those of you who have been asking about how Chris and I met, I will tell you the story. Chris and I met the summer of 1996 when Ashley was only five years old. At the time, I rented a chair in a salon doing hair as a licensed cosmetologist in Las Vegas, Nevada where I had moved with my ex-husband and my parents in 1990.

I also would work my salon schedule and appointments around certain weeks when I was modeling at conventions that frequently came to our town. It was good money that I needed and I enjoyed doing it. I don’t really like to call it modeling because it wasn’t as glamorous as print work and runway, but I had fun doing it anyway.

I modeled clothes, shoes, accessories, electronics, computer programs, just what ever came to town. I never took jobs out of town because I had to take care of a small child. One day my Dad, who was senior vice president of operations at the Riviera Hotel and Casino, told me that a coworker of his knew a guy that needed a model to work in his booth at a trade show in Chicago. It was for the the NSGA (National Sporting Goods) trade show or something like that. I could never afford a vacation, so a trip to Chicago sounded like a pretty good deal to me and came at a time when I really felt like I needed to get away. My Dad’s coworker was a guy named Steve Shiripa.
You may know him by his character on The Sopranos. Steve is actually the guy that introduced me to a friend who hired me to do that job in Chicago. Meanwhile, Chris was a jobber in the wholesale apparel business and was building a new company. He was returning from vacation when he and his brothers decided last minute to go to the convention in Chicago. Chris was living in New Jersey at the time. Fate and destiny at work. Chris and his brothers happened to come by our booth and his brother just happened to know one of the girls I was working with through her sister. Small world. Chris and I were introduced. I thought nothing of it, besides the fact that he was a handsome guy with pretty blue eyes and dimples who was very quiet and seemed shy, but sexy at the same time.

Chris and his brothers came back around later that day and invited us to a dinner they were having. I originally said no because I didn’t know them well enough, but the girl I was working with kept insisting that she knew them to be good guys. She told me that Chris wasn’t going to go unless I went. I found that strange and hard to believe because Chris and I hadn’t spoken much, but I was intrigued at the same time. I finally agreed to go to the dinner but only if we met them there. Chris and I sat across from each other and basically tuned everyone else
out all night while we talked and laughed. We had an instant connection. I had a great time with him.

When I left, we exchanged numbers to keep in touch, never thinking it could go anywhere because of the distance between us. From that day on it was nonstop visiting and ridiculously long and frequent phone calls in which we really got to know each other and became the best of friends and fell in love. That went on for about five years. There was a year break between us after three years. I really had no desire to move to New Jersey at the time and pull Ashley away from my family and friends and he couldn’t make the move to Nevada. We couldn’t move forward. I was so in love with him and I wasn’t dating other people, but I was scared to make the move. After our year apart, our failed attempts to get each other out of our minds and attempts of being with other people, we both realized we were just meant to be together and it wasn’t worth fighting it anymore. We had missed being in each other’s lives so much. We knew we loved each other but I just didn’t know where he would fit in and where it could go.

We reconnected and then a year later he came to me and proposed to me right in front of Ashley. I had to make a decision right then and there. HELL YES! I decided to go for it. I knew if I didn’t that I might regret it the rest of me life. I knew that I loved Chris, he made me laugh, we both enjoyed a lot of the same interests, we had the same family values, and wanted similar things for our future. I felt safe with him and knew that he would always take care of me and Ashley, and he’d treat her like his own daughter. It was the best decision I ever made! We’ve been together since and we’re still going strong. I still see my Nevada friends and family often. It all worked out.(While dating Chris I also went on to work for Lancome and worked on-call for swing and graveyard shifts as a cocktail waitress for a local hotel and casino called Samstown. I also freelanced as a makeup artist, just in case you were wondering.) That’s the end of my long ass story and the beginning of a new one that you’re more familiar with … my life in New Jersey.

Jax also posted on Twitter a very blurry, grainy picture (that looks more like something on Paranormal Activity)  of her in front of the booth she worked at the day she met Chris.

She also posted this restaurant card from the day they met:

And this copy of an airplane roundtrip  Chicago/Vegas ticket, there is also business cards with her name that don’t say Professional Prostitution Whore (she left that one out!):

According to US Weekly Jacqueline  “will never speak to Teresa again,” and Caroline Manzo “hasn’t spoken to Teresa in months,” because “Every time they get together to film, everyone’s fighting with Teresa.” Melissa added that “Caroline is upset over the charade.” and  that “Teresa and Melissa still communicate for family stuff, but things are strained,”

So what do you bitches think is she lying to cover her ass? Ooor did Joker Face and Teresa cooked this one up in their bullshit cauldron?

Yes I am getting in the Halloween spirit. I honestly don’t care if Jax used to be a stripper or not, and I know one way or the other the truth always comes out in the end anyway. The one thing I was mostly curios about was where did she live before Vegas? I send her a tweet asking her, but I doubt she will answer a smart ass blogger who clowns on her.

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Rumors about Jacqueline Laurita being a former Las Vegas stripper have been swirling around for quite some time now. Although this information has not been confirmed before; In Touch Weekly is stating that according to a “source” (Teresa?) Jacqueline was indeed a stripper in Vegas and that while she was shaking her ass for dollar bills, she met her future husband Christopher Laurita who swept her and Ashley away into the posh life of the New Jersey suburbs and turn the ho’ into a real housewife.

The so called source (and we all know who the source is right bitches?) told the mag that Jacqueline has admitted to her close friends she used to strip for cash. “She has confirmed her stripper past to multiple friends who are covering up for her,” and supposedly she is desperately asking people to keep a lid on it. “She is telling everyone to deny it!”

And of course the cliche reason for her exotic dancer job was because. “At the time, she was a single mom who needed to dance at a club in order to pay her bills,”

Teresa I mean, the “source”  also revealed that the real reason Jacqueline chickened out of the reunion was because she was scared of Joker Face showing up to help air Jacqueline’s dirty chones. “She feared that Danielle Staub would make a surprise appearance and tell all about Jacqueline’s stripping past,” and added . “She didn’t want to face the truth!”

And apparently Joker Face has  claimed Jacqueline confided in her that she used to polish the pole. When someone tweeted Joker Face a question regarding Jacqueline’s past. ‘Would u mind responding to the rumors that [Jacqueline was] an exotic dancer years ago in LV?’ Danielle tweeted back, “She was and then some.” “And then some?” Is this mean there is more? Perhaps prostitution whoring also?

Jacqueline is also apparently paranoid that her husband’s financial problems will also be aired out. According to the “source” (cough, Tree, cough!) Chris Laurita’s company Signature Apparel Group is in the hole for 25 million dollars and back in 2009 the company filed bankruptcy.

This makes sense, since days before the reunion Joker Face stated she was contacted to be on the show one more time and it also makes me question why whenever Jacqueline fights with her daughter Ashley, she always backs down and Ashley acts like she has the upper hand and her mother is below her because she knows something Jacqueline doesn’t want her to blurt out in the middle of a fight. I am surprised when they had their big intervention fight at the restaurant Ashley didn’t say  “At least I am 20 and don’t have a kid or am a stripper!”

Also in the same magazine Teresa’s husband’s philandering was mentioned. Apparently Barney Devito was in Atlantic City with an unidentified blonde. The witness reports: “He was drinking at the Waterfront Tower with four women [one of which was the blonde],”the source also states that Barney Devito was trying to keep a low profile. “At 2 a.m., I saw Joe leave a hotel room carrying his duffel bag. He looked like he didn’t want to be noticed.” Barney Devito denies this and tries to make it sound like gangs of bitches are just throwing their panties at him Another so called witness tried to cover up for Barney Devito, “about 30 women approached Joe that night, and he never went to a hotel room.”

To top it off supposedly Davana Medina the other woman that was caught having dinner with Barney Devito was dumped by her boyfriend when all this shit came out!

Since everyone hates Teresa it is really kinda hard to guess which one of the bitches leaked this out, but I am going with Kim Granny-Tell as the winner.

Thanks to my readers for the heads up on this juicy gossip.

While Teresa gets her family ready for the Gorga/Giudice family portrait she tells her husband Barney Devito she believes the family feud is coming to an end, but Barney Devito doesn’t believe that, which is why he doesn’t stop Milania from beating the crap out of the baby Audriana since in a few years they will both be bitch slapping each other and throwing tables at family weddings, gatherings and their future children Christenings  so why not allow them to train on their furniture throwing and weave pulling skills while they are young. This way they can continue the Gorga/Giudice family tradition of keeping petty scores and fighting over bullshit, they been doing it since before they all joined this TV show wreckage wasn’t the old people fighting too Kathy’s mom and Tree’s dad? Or some shit like that? So there you go. It’s a family tradition they just don’t know it yet.

Next we have a boring segment of Ashley getting a pep-talk from uncle Jaime who is the gen-X version of the black sheep of the Manzo clan. It appears he passed the back sheep torch to Ashley a few years back and now he is in town to talk to Ashley about how to remain being a successful black sheep of the family and make your own money because California condos and “swallow’ tattoos cost money unless you are willing to swallow in exchange.

The Godmother gives some generic advice on her radio show to callers that are getting laughed at by her lovely children the Manzo kids. Ooh, the fun bonding activities they share!

At the Wikipedia’s young Miss Victoria is going to some kind of school prom and being properly courted by a well-dressed frightened young man who is being warned by old man Wikipedia that he will suffer from cracked nuts if young Miss Victoria comes back de-virginized. Later when it’s time to go young Miss Victoria comes down the steps with her pretty dress and Papa Ritchie thinks she forgot to put her jeans underneath.

Its family portrait day and grandpa Gorga stumbles in to the house, bitching and complaining that he can’t see shit because he just came back from the doctors who put eye-drops in his eyes just in case another fun night of table flipping and yelling (like the Christening from hell) occurs this way he doesn’t have to see it. Psycho midget Joey wants to drink with grandpa Gorga, but this makes little Gia nervous because she knows once the adults start drinking the punches start flying and she’s seen this one too many times in her young life so she tries to stop them, to no avail.

Later grandpa Gorga farts during the family photo-shoot and the photographer tells him to stop farting. But it’s too late the green toxic fart cloud is already hanging over the family picture that already got taken it represents the Gorga/Giudice feud and the fart that bonds them together.

And now the gossip/recipe cookbook Fabulicious. At Caroline’s Lauren has a surprise surprise for Caroline. (She wasn’t surprised she seen this earlier) and it’s a copy of Teresa’s latest cookbook. Lauren tells her mother Caroline what asshole Tree wrote about her in the cookbook calling her “Italian as the Olive Garden” ragging on the way Caroline prepares her fried meatballs and saying Caroline is only 1/16th Italian. So Caroline acts like she is pissed (she is still pissed from earlier when she originally read the book, but now the cameras are here so she gets worked up again) and Gregg yells “AWWW HELL NOOO!!!”

As Lauren continues to read the list of insults that Teresa printed in her cookbook mama Manzo gets more and more pissed-off specially when she is reminded that Teresa insulted her baby Christopher for wanting to open up a stripper/car-wash and Teresa says she wouldn’t want her daughters working there. That’s true I guess she wouldn’t want Gia to be the main attraction over at Bada Bing’s Car Wash Boobs and Lube, while poor Milania has to work as security. Not fair why can’t they both be the main attraction? Just kidding they are good girls, they are going to be pimping those bitches instead not being one of them , which is much better.

Caroline then says that her friend-shit with Teresa is over. The other Manzo children start  howling  a war-bark at the moon, and Lauren finishes it with “Hang around shit long enough you start to stink.”

At Kathy’s her husband Ritchie throws away the book when they also discovered Teresa called him an annoying asshole and at Melissa’s she complains to her older sister that Tree called her a copycat and she says she will hide this book from Psycho Joey and since his punk ass don’t know how to read he is not going to find out what Tree wrote about Mel. That is until the episode airs and he sees for himself.

Jacqueline shows up at Tree’s to confront her about the book, but chickens out later when she notices that Gia is on her mama’s side when it comes to Tio Joe and how “Melissa controls him.”

The episode continues with the ending of the Teresa and Kathy fight in Punta Cana. Barney Devito grabs a net and puts it around his wife’s neck to haul her away because he knows damn well she is a “hot-headed” asshole and likes to start all kinds of shit over nothing. After that, Barney Devito  has a talk with Ritchie while they both primp themselves in the bathroom and Barney Devito  being the enlightened man that he is, tells Ritchie that he is not defending Teresa because women are “are fucking retarded” anyway. Yeah, just wait until ALL his daughters are grown and still living in the house with him and Tree and he says that comment while ALL of them are on their periods at the same time (including Teresa unless she is on menopause) I can just see Milania when she gets promoted from brat to bitch, SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU OLD TROLL GIVE ME PIZZA  I’M ON MY PERIOD!!

Jacqueline and Chris decide to walk off to talk shit about what a wackadoo Teresa is. Chris gets tired and decides to suddenly jump on Jacqueline’s back for a piggy back ride back to the hotel while kicking her on the sides and grabbing her boobs yelling “YAH!! YAH!!”

While this is going on the Rat Pack, Albie, Christopher and Gregg decide they are going to spy on Barney Devito and Teresa doing it while they are both in the bathroom. EEEWWWW!!!  Instead, they end up outside the bathroom window where Teresa is now changing into a mood changing “Wonder Woman, crazy bitch” I’M IGNORING KATHY outfit created by NASA. While the Three Stooges are trying to fish out gossip (for the gossip magazines later,) Barney Devito walks in on them and instead of busting them he thinks they are spying on Tree ”pooping” and he doesn’t care. As a matter of fact he opens the window for them so they can get a whiff too!

That night they all go out to get drunk and into a fist-punching, kick stomping bar brawl, surprisingly with other people NOT with each other. Except Bravo never airs the bar brawl only the earlier part of the evening when the Giudice/Gorga’s were a lovey-dovey-family. Teresa and her brother hug and kiss, Barney Devito and Melissa hug and kiss. Barney and Psycho Midget Joey hug and kiss then, they play swords with each other, to see who is the shortest troll with the smallest itty bitty penis and it’s a tie. It’s all one big dysfunctional happy family-orgy full of hugs kisses and farts. To be honest with you I would rather see this interaction than when they’re drunken bitch slapping each other and of course we all know this didn’t last.

The next day Melissa and Psycho Joe Gorga release some “poison” in the bathroom and the Manzo boys, but specially Man-Servant-Sexy-Gregg feel lucky to walk in on it since Psycho Midget Joey had his little ”Tarzan” “On Display.”

The girls including Miss Gregg all decide to follow Teresa’s lead and go to the market in Punta Cana. They all get dressed up and decked out in their tackiest high heels from head to toe. These bitches think they are all going to the upscale Gucci and  Louis Vuitton stores  they are all accustomed to. So, when they show up cameras in-tow in all their pampered Princess tacky glory at the open air market the locals where confused  and excited. They didn’t know if these bitches where upscale hookers from the USA taking over their little dirty humble, parasite, farm animal carcass infested open air third world market. But they were close. VERY CLOSE! I bet this was the most exciting thing that happened in their little village since that one time that Pedro farted nasty at the public sinks at the plaza. They are going to be talking about this for years to come.

Those bitches walking around on those run down streets as if they where freaking out in a bloody massacre horror film in their five hundred dollar “Gucci’s” on drippy blood were NOT the only things that were  ”on display” at that open air market. The carcasses of dead cows and chicken heads were, but it appears their fake titties where upstaging the other things at that meat market. Did y’all see those scary looking locals drooling on those ho’s? Then, Teresa decides to grab a dead chicken and goes on chasing the other bitches with it. Teresa also decides to fan her cooch and ask the confused spice vendor if he ever read her book since she is a famous author and TV Star extraordinaire and even if this humble village doesn’t have any Internet access (except for the local drug lord) Teresa feels that is NO excuse for this quiet humble vendor who doesn’t even understand what the fuck she is saying, to NOT know who she is.

Teresa says the reason she is out in the local market is because she is doing research on writing her third cook book where she will be doing a “fusion” of Italian and Italian food. Except this time instead of using tomatoes, cheese, dough, meat and spices for the base “ingrediencess” she will be using dough, tomatoes, meat and cheese instead. So it’s totally different see.

While the Puta Princesses are out flapping their goods “On Display” for the local village the men go golfing. And when I say golfing they went and treated the golf course like the batting cages. The Godfather is the only one that knows how to golf (since he has to make all those crooked deals with city officials an’ all) and he is appalled and embarrassed he took these ass-mooning, drunken, savage, clowns with him.

That night Barney Devito was surprisingly going horn-dog on Teresa. Maybe it turns him on when she freaks out and goes “crazy bitch” on the other ho’s.

The Manzo boys decide that everything has been too peaceful between the ho’s and want to see a cat-fight so for the final dinner at Punta Cana they decide to have a contest to see who the Puta Cana Princess is. Immediately Teresa starts taking this nonsense serious like her life depends on it and gets this worried look in her face because she is afraid to lose this life or death contest.

They each win some lame ass category. Melissa gets asked who the VP of the United States and the bitch didn’t know his name!

IS THIS DUDE!

Then someone showed her this picture and she suddenly remembered it was Biden. When Melissa gets one more question about world geography she gets another point for naming Antarctica as the continent where Egypt resides because apparently none of these dip-shits know Egypt is in Africa none of them know, not even ex-college drop out Albie, oh wait maybe that’s why he got flunked out of school.

On the very last day of their trip Teresa’s lost bag of faux-jewerlies arrives after it went on its own traveling adventure from Florida to Las Vegas to Hawaii and then back to the Dominican Republic. When Teresa gets her bags she jumps up and down from joy and Greg rolls up his eyes.

Everyone goes back to the United States, after almost half of them got detained for the bar brawl and that was Albie, Barney Devito and Greg.

Melissa is now back in New Jersey and is nervous about her big performance at the Black Water thingy. When she walks in to meet with her professional back up dancers you can tell she is nervous and since she “doesn’t know how to dance worth shit” like Ritchie said in an earlier episode she can’t keep up with the dance steps. This is the reason the strip club place had to make her a bartender instead. Psycho Midget Joe also was trying to rent some live tigers to distract people in case Melissa’s performances flops because what better way to be distracted than to be worried there are two live tigers that can go on a feeding bloody frenzy at any minute in a room packed with about 600 people and one exit.

Then, when she does her singing rehearsal she sounds like a banshee having sex with a werewolf so they auto-tune her real nice and somehow a scientist comes up with a formula that makes her shoes give her rhythm to follow the dance steps. Awesomely she pulls the performance off and turns on all the mens even Barney Devito who congratulates her by giving her a long dry humping hug. Everyone loves each other even Teresa and Kathy get along, Teresa goes as far as apologizing to Kathy for being a crazy asshole. They are all one big happy dysfunctional issue-infested family! For now.

 Recent reports surfaced regarding Teresa Giudice’s husband’s alleged cheating agenda on the night that Teresa was busy smacking bitches with dead chicken carcasses at the annual Posche Fashion Show.

Davana Medina, the woman that was supposedly having a romantic dinner with Barney Devito is speaking out. She told Star Magazine she has know the Giudices for years “I’ve known Joe and Teresa since I was little.” And there was no Hanky del Panky going on, or so she says “We were old friends having fun,” I BET!

Although Teresa insisted she wasn’t pissed off at all that Barney Devito was out on a questionable dinner with another woman and calls Davana a “family friend,” Davana says Teresa was fuming and flipping tables because her husband was out on a date with her. She also hints she is not close to Teresa she is close to Barney Devito! Davana also says that Teresa just said she wasn’t upset to save face “I think she’s upset because it makes her look like a jerk,” and added “But I don’t need to apologize for anything.” HA, HA, HA!!! WHAT A BITCH!

Barney Devito and Davana have a romantic past and the Bitch-I-Will-Cut-You tone Davana uses when she talks about Teresa (like she is in competition with her for Barney Devito’s stuby sausage prize) seems very questionable like something is going on, other sources added “Davana and Joe had a past together, and who knows what’s going on now?” and added, “Teresa had better watch her back.”

 Seriously in all seriousness WHY? would a married man have dinner with a woman that is NOT even friends with his wife only his friend? Even if they go way back WHY? Right? No other reason than for some T&A (because I know it ain’t for intelligent conversation) specially a man like Barney Devito who believes “all women are fucking retarded” and good for one thing anyway.

And the latest gossip according to In Touch Weekly magazine which they should just change the name to, Teresa’s Loud Speaker, The Godmother Caroline Manzo and husband are having money trouble Teresa the inside source told the magazine “She and her husband have big credit problems, and they’ve mortgaged the hell out of The Brownstone,” the source also adds that Caroline is very jealous of Teresa’s succes because her dream has always been to have her own cookbook Ala-Teresa,  just like Teresa said last week. Teresa The source added “It’s got to be hard watching Teresa, whom she hates, do just that.”

The same source also says that Jacqueline Laurita skipped out the reunion NOT because of the incident at the Posche Fashion Show, but because she is jelaous of Teresa according to Teresa the source  Jacqueline and husband Chris are having their own financial problems “I’ve seen her husband Chris’ credit card declined numerous times.”  When Jacqueline got wind of what Teresa told the magazine she took to her favorite weapon the Tweeter and posted this shit “Another disgusting display of Teresa’s lies. Keep hanging yourself!Tell every1 the plan2file4bankruptcy#2@how u laugh At beating the system!”

Teresa also insist her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga is a major bitch and gold digger who only married Tree’s bro for money, “She got a little buzzed, and she said she didn’t like him when she first met him. ‘But then,’ she says, ‘I saw his house.”

And finally professional shit-stirrer Kim Grannatell proudly announced she was the one who leaked the photos of Barney Devito and mystery woman, “In Touch Mag. Teresa’s husband and his latest GF. Thanks to Tom Murro and myself for having those photos! Jacqueline nothing to do with them.”

Thanks Nikki for the heads up!

Real Housewives of OC Peggy Tanous decided she had enough of this shit and has quit the Real Housewives Circus Side Show Comedy Hour because according to her, just like Jacqueline Laurita her ass is tired of being forced by Bravo to jump into confrontations with the other bitches while the cameras capture all the ridiculousness and the audience points and laughs.

WOW! IF and this is a big IF this is true then she is fucking slooow and it sure took her as well as Jacqueline Laurita a whiiile to figure out that Bravo was setting them up for multiple bitch-slapping show-downs and how worthless it all is. Either that or, she was okay getting set up to look like a fool and now hubby is going broke and she is afraid of the exposure plus with all the recent Russell Armstrong suicide she just doesn’t want to risk it, oooorrrr Bravo just fired her ass and she just doesn’t want to admit it.

Earlier Alexis Bellino (whose ass has been talking about ‘booty’ and been on the Playboy Radio talking about sex in the name of Jesus) expressed a desire to quit the circus also, but for because Jimbo told her NOT to quit because he wants to pimp her out some more some reason she didn’t quit after all.

From US Magazine:

After months of negotiation and soul searching, I have declined [Bravo's] offer to return to the show,” Tanous, 41, wrote. “I just felt in my heart that…the time it would take me away from my family was just not a healthy path for me.”

Joining the series as part of season six at the urging of pal Alexis Bellino, Tanous expressed a desire to escape the “negative energy of certain cast members” and no longer wanted to “[be] forced to have ‘dramatic’ confrontations.”

“I loved being a part of the Bravo family and do look forward to any new endeavors this may bring,” she continued. “I already have several opportunities to host upcoming TV shows that will empower woman, as well as my husband and I are about to launch our own wine.

“Who knows, perhaps if many of you want to continue to follow me and my family’s lives, then a new show can be created! One of ‘real’ family fun, natural life drama, holistic living, life lessons and experiences.”

I think the real reason is that Bravo fired her ass and she is just trying to sell us that bullshit story that she is doing soul searching and blah, blah, blah. Maybe she also failed the psychological test.

Thanks Nikki for the heads up!

Hey hot bitches! Sorry I haven’t been here to discuss the latest shenanigans, but I’ve been sick like a dog coughing and sleeping for the past 3 days. So the newest developments in the Teresa/Melissa/Barney Devito/cheating/ jealousy/extravaganza/ rumor mill (which were pretty obvious to begin with) are stating (through inside sources of course) that Teresa is indeed “a mess” and very “upset” over Barney Devito and his cheating ways.

The source told Reality Tea that Barney Devito has ran around with other WOMENS behind Teresa’s back for ever, “Teresa has accused him of infidelity many times over the years,” and this shit has gone on, of course, for years before the RHONJ!  “Before she was on RHONJ, she expressed that to her family and friends.”

Teresa is livid over the cheating rumors and is not cool with it, like the Huffington Post article stated earlier “Joe isn’t so innocent and she knows it. She isn’t home laughing like Rob’s article said. She is a mess.” Plus as I suspected Barney Devito has always pulled this cheating shit “Over the years Joe has been in some shady situations and his loyalty to Teresa has been questionable. He very frequently went to strip clubs and spent many late nights out with “the guys”. That is why when the show started Teresa was always talking about their sex life.” And obvious very very obvious “Joe cannot stand Teresa. The way he acts toward her on TV is the real deal,” I KNEW IT! Teresa is also said to be “panicking” over Jacqueline’s recent tweets.

Well DUH? Another thing I want to point out and it is very obvious. On the last episode when Melissa did her thing Barney Devito was all turned on by sexy beast Melissa because that hug didn’t have to last that long and it was OBVIOUS that Teresa was hating that shit! Look at Teresa’s facial expressions during Melissa’s performance she looks disgusted and when she realizes the camera is lurking she forces a fake constipated smile.

Also Bravo is rumoring to be thinking about adding more family to this bio-hazard cocktail mix of crazy. Barney Devito’s (Joe Giudice) sister-in-law Sheila Giudice married to Barney Devito’s brother Pete (pictured below) may join the next season of this circus of chaos. And this bitch also HATES TERESA! SURPRISE SURPRISE!

Earlier Huffington Post spit out a rumor that the two Housewives Caroline and Jacqueline have been fired by Bravo.“Jacqueline and Caroline were told months ago that they wouldn’t be returning for a fifth Season if they didn’t bring the drama,” a network insider tells me. “This season has been dominated by Melissa [Gorga] and Teresa [Giudice] drama and season four, that they are filming right now, is going to be no different.”

Also Bravo has been trying like hell to get these bitches riled up and to fight with each other by showing them instigating footage of each other when they are running their fat mouths. “Producers have been showing all the ladies private footage of what they have all been saying behind each others’ backs hoping to bring Jacqueline and Caroline into the drama,” an insider tells me. “But so far, they have kept their cool on camera and saved the drama for Twitter, not TV.”

Also Jacqueline decided to take the mature way out of the reunion by insisting on throwing a fit and hiding in her house the day of the reunion-tapings, while a Bravo car sat outside her driveway waiting for her to come out. “Jacqueline refused to come out of her house the day of the reunion taping,” an insider tells me. “Bravo’s car sat in the driveway all day and she just refused to leave her home even if it meant she was violating her contract.”

But Bravo denies the firing rumors: “Bravo is not firing anyone from ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey.’ This is completely inaccurate from sources who are unreliable and making up rumors,” a spokesperson for the network says. “All five cast members will be featured on season four. No decisions have been made about season five at this time.”

Caroline Manzo also denies that Jacqueline is quitting and states that Jacqueline was on a pissed-off-bitch-rant and was talking out of her ass when she said  she was quitting this mess. “We have our good days and our bad days,” she explained. “Every single one of us has felt like [leaving].” And added “Maybe [Jackie's] in a funk now, and in two hours she’ll be like, ‘Hey, when are we filming next week?’”

What that translates to me is that Jacqueline and company is so concerned Bravo may sue her ass for breach of contract or some shit and that’s why Caroline is trying to cover Jacqueline’s ass by saying she didn’t quit because they are “thick as thieves” you know, and family has to stick together!

Also just a little bit ago today People Magazine is stating Teresa found out the other Housewives hate her and she is responding to that:

“The whole time we were filming [season 3], I had no idea what other people were saying about me,” Giudice, 39, writes in her latest blogfor BravoTV.com. “I just assumed they were all my friends.” Though she specifically refers to “the other ladies having a go at me” on the show, Giudice may as well have been addressing costar Jacqueline Laurita, who earlier this week vented about Giudice on Twitter.

And while Tree has no friends a no one wants to play with her anymore, Jacqueline is in deep shit with Bravo; her ass is scared Bravo may penalized her for hiding under her bed the entire time the Bravo van was sitting outside her driveway while the reunion was taping away.

“It’s true. Jacqueline didn’t attend the reunion and doesn’t wish to return to the show,” a source close to the production tells The Hollywood Reporter about recent reports.

The source tells THR that the housewife is currently waiting to see how Bravo will penalize her for skipping the Season 3 reunion and not fulfilling her contract.

It all started on Twitter earlier this week when she voiced her frustrations with the show’s drama stating, “Someone (not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.”

Laurita also tweeted, “No reunion for me,” which she later followed up with what looked like her resignation from the show. “I can’t be part of the Charade any more,” she writes. “It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife.”

Laurita’s biggest beef is with cast mate Teresa Giudice. “Teresa has tried to sabotage every member of the cast in many different ways,” the source says. “She’s fooling the public in many ways.”

The housewife also feels that the show’s producers have “created unnecessary and forced drama” according to the source. And with just a month left of shooting on Season 4, she’s “rebelling.”

“She wants to protect her family and her sanity,” the source says. “She feels the environment isn’t healthy and she can’t trust anyone. It’s become stressful for her and it’s just not fun for her anymore.”

Bravo did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

I wonder if Bravo will sue or just send hired goons to her house?

After all that bullshit went down at the Posche Fashion Show, with Teresa and Kim D trying to “expose” Melissa for being a stripper. Melissa’s former boss at Lookers has spoken up and stated that Melissa did in fact work at the strip club, but she was a bartender not a stripper aaand she only worked there like a whole 2 months!

He told US Magazine:

“She was a bartender for a couple of months years ago, it was such a short time,” Guarino tells Us of his former employee. “Lookers was really upscale then too; it wasn’t like she was bartending in some hole in the wall.”

So it looks like Teresa’s little plan to “expose” Melissa of being a stripper totally backfired on her and now she looks like more of an asshole than she already did. And like I said before, now that she pissed everyone else off and nobody wants to talk to her she is desperate and has no more friends. So, she is sucking up to Kim D who is the only drunken-crazy bitch feening for drama and cameras to capture it, and that’s willing to tolerate and hang around Teresa who can provide all that drama and cameras that can make her wet her panties, but other than that I bet she has no use for Tree.

Because of all this explosive clusterfuck of crazy happened, Jacqueline Laurita is leaving the housewives, but first she is making sure she is verbally punching Teresa in the face several times as she walks out. Teresa already confronted Jacqueline over the phone and of course now Barney Devito is threatening Christopher Laurita over the pictures of him and his mistress that leaked out, because you know he is pissed.

From Jacqueline’s tweets:

JacLaurita Jacqueline Laurita Teresa put out an article that I text her and threatened to release those pictures and I didn’t! I wanted to prove that. Teresa is scum!

JacLaurita Jacqueline Laurita

and this…. So enough of this BS! I’m sick and tired of the whole thing . ITS OVER!! #TwitPict twitpic.com/6tdi8j

Melissa Gorga stated on her website that Teresa is full of shit and staged this whole thing  to “expose” Melissa for being something she wasn’t:

by Melissa on 09/30/11

There have been a lot of rumors floating around over the last few days that I want to clear up. As everyone knows we are filming season 4 so there is not too much I can confirm, but there is one thing that I would like to clarify…the accusation that I was once a dancer at a strip club. This is 100% NOT TRUE. I did bartend for a few weeks at a bikini bar while I was in college. My outfit was a tank top, shorts and sneakers. SORRY, no bubbies there. You will have a better chance at seeing some nudity on the episode this Sunday. Thanks to the always shy Joe Gorga!

The reason I am so adamant about clearing this up is because people are making false accusations solely to hurt me and my family. Someone desperately wants to knock me down and prove that I have something to hide, but then tries to cover it up by putting the blame on production. I have been happily married to my husband for 7 years and we have 3 beautiful children. Even if I had been a dancer, I do not know why anyone would care 10 years later.

So here is a FACT for you: New Jersey State Law states that no Go Go bar can have any sort of nudity and serve alcohol. *State of New Jersey Department of Law & PublicSafety, Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control Alcoholic Beverage Control Handbook; page 34 (“Go-Go Dancers”).

Thank you so much for all of your support. I love you guys!

Xoxo

Melissa

US Magazine also stated that Jacqueline an “insider” told them that even though Teresa was comforting Melissa she was in on the whole thing.

And here’s some pics from the Posche Fashion Show:

After all that rigmarole went on with the tweets and the bitches accusing Melissa Gorga of being a stripper whore this shit came out on Huffington Post. Apparently Melissa was set up by Bravo not by Teresa. Bravo invited an old boss of Melissa’s to the filming. This old boss claims Melissa used to work for him at a strip club and when she saw him she ran the other way in horror because she didn’t want to be exposed.The old boss who owns a strip club called Lookers went on to talk to Teresa who heard him out, but walked away from him as well after telling him not to talk about her family or some shit like that. When Teresa tried to go talk to Melissa about this shit and comfort her, Melissa snapped at her and accused Teresa of setting her up then she went to her new besties Caroline and Jacqueline to cry and complain that Teresa set her up. Teresa is also saying she knew Barney Devito was out with some other woman. Check this shit out:

 “The ladies were taping a fashion show at Posche,” an insider tells me. “Teresa [Giudice] didn’t want to go because she’s completely over the fake Bravo set-ups; however, no one knew what was about to happen. Melissa [Gorga] was nervous that ex-Housewife Danielle Staub was going to show up, but it turned out the surprise guest would be much more damaging.”

  And guess what? The picture turned up yesterday!

These ladies should know by now that if you have a skeleton in your closet and you go on a reality show, sooner or later it’s going to come out.

“Bravo’s surprise at the fashion show was for Melissa: her ex-boss at Lookers, the strip club she used to work at. No one knew him, no one knew he was coming — although, of course Bravo had a microphone on him — and Melissa ran away from him and refused to film with him,” a witness at the taping tells me. “The producers made Teresa talk to him to ‘hear him out,’ so his accusations would be aired on camera, but Teresa stopped him mid-story and told him to not talk about her family and left.”

Giudice, who then attempted to comfort Gorga, was shrugged off as a distraught Gorga went straight to Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita for shoulders to lean on.

“Melissa doesn’t want her new besties, Caroline and Jacqueline, to know about her past (including who paid for her fake boobs), so she came back to the table and told everyone that Teresa had set her up,” a Bravo insider tells me. “Teresa had nothing to do with it, but Jac and Caroline were more than ready to go with it because it makes Teresa look bad. And Bravo will never admit they set it up like they set up Danielle, whose past was also ‘accidentally’ discovered.”

Laurita immediately took to Twitter that night, bashing Giudice, who responded to her with a phone call rather than fighting in such a public way. But the drama didn’t stop with Gorga’s questionable past.

“Jacqueline’s parting shot after she hung up the phone was to text Teresa a photo of [her husband] Joe and [a] mystery lady at dinner and said she was going to leak it to the press to hurt Teresa,” an insider tells me.

  ”Teresa has all these texts. Isn’t it sad and sickening what some people will do?” a friend of Giudice’s asks me. “What Jacqueline doesn’t know is that Teresa’s laughing about it privately, because she knew about it already. Joe had told Teresa he ran into the girl, a family friend, the night when he went out for drinks with his buddies. The girl has a boyfriend, and I’m pretty sure Joe wouldn’t carry on a big affair at TGI Fridays in Clifton.”

Teresa Giudice has a new yearly tradition, to cause a brawl and cut a bitch at the annual Posche Fashion Show. This year it appears the shenanigans involved Kim De Paola (owner of Posche) and Melissa Gorga her sister-in-law. The genius instigators of drama that is the Bravo producers had invited Kim G to the fashion show to set up the circus of drama. It must be the end of the world coming people, because Kim G refuse the invite because she felt she was going to get set up. Supposedly Teresa and Kim D (the other Kim) wanted to “expose” Melissa’s past as a stripper.

Because of all this bullshit Jacqueline started making up an excuse that she was sick, and wanted to skip out on the reunion show. She tweeted: “I feel nauseous and feverish. No reunion for me.Sorry guys.XOXO!” Never has a housewife skipped on the reunion, but I guess we have a first. Apparently Jacqueline attended  the Posche Fashion Show and supposedly Teresa and Kim D teamed up to fuck with Melissa. This is what Jacqueline tweeted: “Someone( not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.” An insider told Reality Tea that Teresa and Kim D tried to start a rumor Melissa was a stripper “Teresa was involved in a rumor that started which stated Melissa was a stripper,” the insider tells Reality Tea adding that “Melissa was never a stripper.” And adds “Of course, once Teresa got caught, she [started] playing the blame game. Teresa and Kim D were part of this “set up” which is why Joe Gorga came at the end of the fashion show.”

Psycho Joe Gorga went on a tweeting verbal bitch smacking rampage against Teresa. From Reality Tea:– “I thought the saying was blood is thicker than water. #BULLSHIT”. Upon arriving at the fashion show, Joe had it out with Kim D and had to be calmed down by Caroline.

Teresa managed to finally push Jacqueline and Caroline to their limit with her bullshit and now they no longer speak to her. The source reveals the only reason Caroline and Jacqueline had to sit with Teresa and show up to the fashion show was because Bravo forced them to.

Jacqueline kept going off on her Twitter, “2b honest.I’m tired of the BS &shitty low life people.I didn’t know this was what I signed up 4.I have 2rise above&move on.”

The initial rumor was that Teresa got into it with that bitch Monica Chacon at the Fashion Show, but as it turns out Monica refused the invite from Bravo also and decide to skip. Bravo was also rumored to have been inviting Joker Face to the Russian roulette party and that bitch refused also!

The insider also told Reality Tea that Teresa and Kim D where all hanging out together and filming all day, they even arrived at the fashion show together! (As dates of each other?) and Teresa has alienated all of her costars. That’s why she is hanging around that witch Kim D because nobody else will play with her!

 While Teresa was prostituting herself to Bravo by bringing in the drama and taking out her aggressions on bitches whose husbands still want to sniff their panties and all of that good shit was going down, Barney Devito was hanging around his girlfriend. Supposedly:

Barney Devito was “spotted” having an intimated dinner with a misterious brunnete woman who was in her late 20s or early 30s.

From Radaronline:

“I was in the T.G.I. Fridays and saw Joe and this woman who was NOT Teresa having a drink in a booth by the bar,” eyewitness Erin exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

“They were drinking martinis and when the woman finished hers she took a sip out of Joe’s glass too.  They looked like they were having a good time together and laughing with each other.”

After a waiter brought them wet naps the woman opened hers and “wiped Joe’s hands off with hers,” Erin said.  “It was really intimate to see her touching his hands like that.

“They looked very comfortable and cozy together.”

  I can’t tell how old that “mysterious” woman looks like, but I think she looks like Joker Face! (Danielle Staub) Wouldn’t that be some shit if it was Joker Face?

Jacqueline did NOT attend the reunion like she stated and gave an interview to People Magazine confirming she is quiting this unhealthy circus of chaos:

“Jacqueline [Laurita] definitely quit,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She had to walk away for her sanity.”

A source tells PEOPLE that Laurita “had no intention of going to the reunion, and the other women weren’t expecting her to turn up.”

 Meanwhile on her Twitter account, costar Teresa Giudice also hinted at tensions at the fashion show – and with Jacqueline – writing, “I don’t even wanna go there b/c I don’t fight on twitter not w/ fans, not haters, not w/ mean RTs & def not w/ a friend (ahem) or my family!”

 Giudice also wrote on Wednesday evening: “The rumors are getting ridiculous. Let’s get this straight: I LOVE my WHOLE family. Would never do anything to hurt them.”The show lost original cast member Danielle Staub last year, and returned with new cast membersKathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga for its third season.

“I can’t be part of the Charade anymore,” Laurita Tweeted Wednesday. “It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife.”

 Later, she reiterated her point, writing, “I’d like to only focus on positive things now please. I threw the trash out.I’m cleaning now and reorganizing.Starting fresh and new.”

 When reached, Bravo reps had no comment.

Remember Dina Manzo had already hinted that someone was quitting!

Thank you all that send me links to this juicy piece of gossip!