Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.
Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’ then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).
Alexis had the genius idea of taking her little twin toddlers to the nail salon to get some boolshit thing called a mani-pedi or mini-pedi? I dind’t even know they had that shit. Her children of course went completely ape shit the same way any two year old would, and were kicking and punching at the pissed off manicurist who were just giving Alexis the evil eye of satan, while Alexis just kept screaming and demanding at them to keep painting the babies toes;although the children were freaked out and screaming bloody murder.
Did ya’ all see that one Bitch that kept looking at Alexis as if looks could kill she would be dead? Damn! I am telling you that Bitch either cursed Alexis, or is fucking her husband and Alexis doesn’t know that yet because she is too dumb to know that, and the fact that Jimbo keeps her distracted with super expensive tacky ass gaudy big blingy ugly necklaces.
Alexis will have plenty of time to ruin her daughters self esteem later from the ages of 3 on up. Ah! The fun activities these girls will do with their shallow, self absorbed, 2 dollar whore momma.Today mini-pedis with mama tomorrow mom and daughter face transplant surgery. Because these Bitches have to train their daughters early and Alexis could only hope that they will turn out as good and well behaved as Lynne Curtin’s daughters. HA HA HA!
Which brings me to Lynne and daughter Raquel getting mom and daughter plastic surgery, they may not have a place to live and Frank looks all greasy and smells like shit, from taking sponge baths while parked at the Walmart without shaving for days. But who cares about that minor boolshit right? Lynne and Raquel had to get their surgery to correct the ugly because it is better to be a homeless cute ho’ than an ugly ho’ with a place to live and a bathroom to wash your ass at.
Lynnes daughter Alexa is pissed because it doesn’t matter that they’re broke it doesn’t matter that they’re homeless it doesn’t matter that they have to live in a van and pee in a can while wiping yo’ ass with a corn cob cowboy style because they’re so fucking broke they cannot not even afford toilet paper; Raquel and Lynne still had to get their faces stapled and duct taped even if this caused them to become eligible candidates of the OC Soup Kitchen.
Yeap that’s gonna be Alexis when her daughters are teenagers and Jimbo either runs out of money; or leaves Alexis with no money but she still would find a way to get her face ironed.
The men decided to go to golfing together to plot against Vickis Whore Nights Out Get Away with no Husbands while partying Naked Wasted in Florida that she is arranging for all the Bitches. Since it is supposed to be an all girl thing without the husbands in tow Jimbo and Simon decide it ain’t happening because they keep a short leash on their Bitches. Don on the other hand tells Jimbo that he is not getting involved and blah blah blah because he is not getting his ass kicked by Vicki and if Jimbo and Simon are brave they can go up against Hurricane Vicki, who eats babies for breakfast and will take you to hell with her.
That Bitch is crazy and Don knows better than to fuck with a batshit crazy ass bitch that will rip your own dick to tear you a new asshole with it, if you farted the wrong way. Besides Don is happy when Vicki leaves so that he can screw the hot maid, so he doesn’t want to get involved with all that shit and ruin his plans.
Gretchen decided to take motorcycle riding lessons so that she can obnoxiously flirt with Transilvanian guys in class while saying “that’s hot” like 15 times and totally disrupting a class full of people who are trying to learn how to safely ride a dangerous machine that has the potential to kill your ass if you don’t know what you’re doing. But Gretchen is okay with that, as long as she looked cute. Then Gretchen proudly calls herself a class clown and continues disrupting the class . However the instructor doesn’t think she is too funny and is about to kick her out of the classroom.
Alexis finally admitted that Jimbo is a cult leader. According to Alexis Jimbo is ‘godly’ and tells Gretchen she trust Jimbo enough to not do anything with Gretchen even if she was on a boat with him naked. Gretchen says good because I’m naked a lot. Which means that’s a challenge now she is gonna be naked around Jimbo to see what happens.
And speaking of challenges,Tamra challenged Gretchen to take a lie detector test to prove she was faithful to Jeff. But Gretchen says fuck that shit.
Tamra needs to give up she can have the FBI question Gretchen while waterboard torturing her sorry ass the way they do in Guantanamo bay and she still would not admit it. What a lying ho’!
Star Magazine reported that Stepford wife Alexis Bellino, used to be married to another man named Jeff Barry, before marrying Jim Bellino. According to her ex she was a mean drunk who cheated on him. She in return accused her ex Jeff of hacking into her computer, and finding all the sexy cheating details about the sanchos she cheated on her ex with.
The Real Housewives of Orange County’s new diva, Alexis Bellino, is no stranger to drama. In fact, her war of words with former husband Jeff Barry makes for the nastiest Real Housewives divorce ever!
Newcomer Alexis and her first husband separated after just 15 months of marriage in 2003. And, as Star reveals exclusively in this week’s issue, infidelity, boozy brawls, computer hacking, physical threats and missing money are all included in the back-and-forth charges contained in their divorce file.
“We had been college sweethearts in Missouri,” Jeff, sales engineer, tells Star. “I never dreamt back then that things between us could turn so ugly.”
Jeff says Alexis — who is now remarried with three young children — cheated on him and that she “can be an extremely mean, irrational drunk.” Alexis accuses Jeff of “a terrifying computer invasion,” of hacking into her personal e-mail account, threatening her and taking $10,000 from their joint savings account to buy stock in his name only.
The new opening credits for the Real Housewives of Orange County have a new flavor of delusional bullshit rolling out of these Bitches blow-job hole.
Vickie
“I love my family, I love my work, I love my life”Which really means I’m a ragin control freak in every area of my life and if these assholes don’t listen to me and do what I say, I’m going ape shit on their ass.
Jeana
“Money is a girls best friend, I love friends” For real Bitch? Then yo’ ass needs to go get a job, at Target or shoveling shit like that other ho’ Kim said she was gonna do. Cause’ yo’ ass don’t have any friends right now!
Gretchen
“I’m smart, I’m sexy and I’m confident. Of course people are gonna talk about me”No Bitch, the reason people talk about you’r skanky ass, is because you’re a raging famewhore, people talk about all of you. You’re on a reality TV show you are all pinatas. That’s what you signed up for.
Lynne
“It’s not about how much money you have, it’s about how good you look spending it” Really? Really Bitch? so you admit your ass is one paycheck away from being homeless but who gives a shit right? As long as your the hottest ho’ in the homeless shelter. What intelligent advice rolls out of Lynne’s mouth.
Tamra
“Housewifes come younger but they dont come hotter” Just give up Tamra. You have not found the Vampires blood yet that makes you stay 20 forever when you find it then you can talk some shit. Pobrecita!
We start out with Vicki jumping out of a plane because she is the only house ho’ that can afford to spend money on fun shit. But Vicki could not get the whoo hoo out that she wanted.
Jeana apologizes to her son Colton for fucking up his car and tells him he better go to the welfare office to handle their financial issues. Colton tells her to quit spending money on bullshit stuff like $400 dollar lunches because he is tired of collecting cans to help pay for Jeana’s high end lifestyle.
Since the real state market fell off a cliff, Jeana’s income took a huge dent right up the ass so now she can no longer afford her previous lavish lifestyle and is selling her huge house getting ready for the trailer park. Didn’t any of these people save any money in the bank when they were rolling in it? Oh yeah, I forgot they were all blowing their money on frivolous bullshit, that they didn’t need to impress everyone else.
Since the real paparazzi refused to show up at Tamra’s house because they don’t give a shit about what she is doing. Tamra had to come up with her own team of paparazzi clowns to photograph a fake event at her house. Because of all the negative attention, ridicule and gossip focusing on the Barneys financial situation Simon decided that he doesn’t like Tamra and his family be on national TV; and it finally dawned upon him what a bad idea it was to let Tamra be on this ridiculous reality fame-whore TV show in the first place. So now, suddenly Simon is all private and doesn’t like Tamra saying ghetto ass shit like” tea bag” . Tamra tells Simon to relax and have a shot of tequila but it just gets worse he doesn’t seem to like Tamra too much these days. Tamra says they are heading towards divorce.
It’s the perfect Melrose place, the guy dates everybody in the block.
Gretchen is running around in her underwear outside her garage and screaming she don’t know what to do with all the shit she pack- rat from all her wild shopping sprees. I notice this season Gretchen is using her cuter innocent voice and she is exaggerating it more to sound more adorable.Her head also looks bigger this season! Literally, getting a big head are the results of holding the title of hottest housewife. I am just pointing the obvious. This is were they introduce Slade Slimey.
She plays the grieving fiancee again turns on the water works, suddenly she throws her hands up in the air laughs with a sinister villain laugh and says that it is time to reevaluate everything in her life, start cleaning that house and throw out all of Jeff’s stuff and get the old man smell out of the house to ‘revamp‘ her life and move on.
She stuff a trash can with Jeffs shirts throws some gasoline on it and lights up a match, Slimey comes up from behind to assist her; then Gretchen starts singing “happy days are here again!”
Gretchen explains in the most adorable innocent Anna Nicole voice how all of the sudden she literally woke up naked in her bed and she was dating Slimey. She acts all cute and surprised and squeals “why are we dating?” Then she says she thinks it’s so funny that Slimey dated other House Ho’s before. Gretchen says that she stole Slimey from Jo’ the Ho’ to prove she can do it. Gretchen says that Slimey and Lauri’s relationship wasn’t really a relationship because Lauri is a wax mummy.
Gretchen rationalizes as she explains that Slimey was there for her to pork comfort her through Jeff’s passing and possibly through his illness too. She admits it in a professional Orange County hooker shady way that Slade may, or may not of started dating her six months before Jeff’s death, right after she may or may not of installed a douchebag revolving door for all the dick that was coming in and out of her busy exciting life.
Slimey also talks all ‘cutsie’ and innocent and says if they leave the garage door open all that old junk that smells like a vault from 1952 would be gone. What an adorable couple of shitheads.
Slimey doesn’t own a razor and he has not showered in days, I can smell him through the TV and it’s not a pretty smell. Slimey and Gretchie play the happy young couple and are the worst actors EVER!
Slimey just can’t wait to ride that motorcycle that Gretchen got for him from Jeff. Slade always wanted a Barbie red bike.
“I truly believe Jeff brought me Slade” I bet he brought you Slade Bitch. That way he can be in Heaven laughing at yo’ ass while Slade drains you out of the money Jeff left you in his will. Only a Bitch with bad Karma would date Slade Slimey.
Gretchen goes on to say that Slimey may be her future husband and father of her children even though he don’t like spending time with the children he has now. Specially his sick child.
Gretchen keeps saying that her and Slimey are just dating. I didn’t know that dating means they shack up together and she supports him since he is jobless.
Lynne is pretending to work and hiring a lot of help to assist her with her cuffs of whore business she brags that she has a website and she sold one cuff to some lady in Australia. Yes people one cuff, she spends 20k in marketing and makes $300.00 in one cuff she is going global.
Lynne has to also reluctantly admit that her husband’s Frank business sucked this past year due to the bastard economy, and they also have one foot in the welfare office.
Lynne decides she is going to throw a party at the St. Regis 5 star hotel and spend another 40k to throw a trunk show.
Vicki and Don are getting it on again because they decided they are too old to look for other people; and also Don is filling up Vicki’s love tank better this year since Dr. Tenincher prescribed Don with some Viagra.
Vicki thanks Don for not being a controlling husband like Simon is with Tamra and says that if Don was controlling she would have to be a lesbian and that just wouldn’t work for her because she doesn’t like the smell of tuna carpet. Don is dissapointed Vicki doesn’t like carpet, and says he would like Vicki to be a lesbian, so he can watch her in action; specially with their young hot maid Rosita who happens to be off that day. Yeap that’s a man for you!
Don says to the camera “Last year Vicki was kinda rough on me” Really Don? You don’t say. What is that gash next to his right eye? Was that Vicki getting rough with Don again? Yeah well, it is what it is.
Vicky meets with Tamra to show off her expensive 6 1/2 Carat ring that Don bought her. Tamra tries to pretend her and Vicki are still best friends even thought Vicki doesn’t want to hang out with Tamra that much anymore because Tamra is a broke ass.
Vicki and Don’s marriage is happy again now that Vicki cut down on the beatings . Tamra is jealous of that, and of Vicki’s new ring also; she tells Vicki “you guys are doing good” which means she really wants to throw that drink on that Bitches face, but just tolerates hanging out with her just in case she needs to borrow money like Jeana tried to do. Vicki laughs at Tamra for being poor and jealous and enjoys flaunting her ring and love-tank filling marriage on Tamra’s face.
Because of all the gossip on the media and the blogs (including this one) got out of hand with all the gossip of Tamra’s financial situation, like when Simon lost his job and all the money struggles they had since; causing them to lose their home Tamra had no choice but to sort of admit they are broke asses and will soon have to apply for public assistance all this financial diarrhea their in is also causing problems in their marriage but of course we all knew this shit already, we were just waiting for this ho’ to admit that, and she sort of did when she said “Not having the money that we had and stressing has caused a lot of tension between Simon and I… a lot” Did ya’ all noticed how it was hard for her to admit they’re broke asses?(check out this link from back then)
Vicki tells Tamra that Jeana is also a broke ass who tried to borrow money from her a couple of months ago and when Vicki said no, she never heard from her. Then the conversation moves on to our favorite ho’ Gretchen.
Holly Mother of Gynecology! Who has a vibrator with a cord? I thought we all have a rabbit by now!
A Bitch can accidentally get electrocuted with a dildo with a cord. Gretchen better be careful!
Tamra tells Vicki about all the Internet dildo and toilet modeling naked pictures of Gretchen all over the Internet. Vicki tries to act surprised like she hasn’t seen that shit but we all know she did, everyone did. I don’t know why Tamra acts all shocked about the Gretchen naked pictures. What was she expecting to come from a gutter ho’ like Gretchen? Those photos where predictable. Vicki says she is classier than Gretchie because on Vicki’s Internet pictures she just has a guy tattooing her bare ass not sticking a dildo in it.
Vicki also says that Slade Slimey is a creepy douchebag who is whoring Gretchen out for publicity to help him become the number one reality attention whore douche bag and out fame- whore Jon Gosselin.
Slade Slimey:“bagged 3 housewives, you may be next baby”Tamra warns Vicki to be careful with Slimey or she may wake up with a Slimey dick in her face and Vicki says “euuggh!” I’m sorry about that… that was disgusting.
Tamra and Lynne are friends now so they work out together and they show a boring segment of them working out..ZZZZ… I’m awake! Sorry dosed off for a minute there. Ok, Lynne tells Tamra a secret while on camera that she is skipping her rent this month and going for an appointment with a plastic surgeon to fix the turkey neck and leather boot face she has going on. Tamra says the sooner the better.
Next we see more of Gretchen playing the grieving fiancee she gets in her car and drives to the beach to take her children for a walk. She has to drive to the beach? I just walk across. Pobrecita!
Gretchen turns on the waterworks for the camera one more time and this time she talks about the naked toilet-modeling dildo pictures that the Dirty posted and cries and says this is how she was grieving Jeff.
Notice how now this ho’ also had no choice but to reluctantly admit that she did take these photos after Jeff died and before she was denying it. All these faux house ho’s always think they can lie and when they get caught they have no choice but to admit their scandalous behavior, while they desperately sugar coat the shit out of it.
Notice how she rationalizes and twists everything to play innocent grieving victim. Really Bitch? that’s how you were grieving? I have never EVER met anyone who grieves on a lover by taking pictures while being naked, joining dildo orgies and going number 2 while wiping front wards. WOW!
Poor innocent Gretchen that’s how she mourned for Jeff that is such an innocent way to mourn a fiancee that you want to spend the rest of your life with. Makes sense now, yes I am conviced Gretchie!
Jeff send Gretchen Slimey and he also wanted Gretchen to keep half of Jeff’s ashes because Jeff wanted her to have them. That way he can haunt the shit out of her and Slimey. This was all part of Jeff’s evil plan beyond the grave to torment Gretchen; and it is coming together nicely. MUA HA HA!
Lynne is whoring her daughter out and makes her walk the corner in a bikini for 10 dollars and hour. What the fuck was that? That was disturbing! Really Lynne? If my kid did that I would of dragged her ass by her hair inside the store and made her put some clothes on.
Tamra tells her unhappy husband Simon she is going the trunk show at the St. Regis. Simon tells her to cover her cleavage and asks her how she walks in those hooker medieval torture devices. Damn! This dude really acts like he can’t stand her!
All the Bitches end up at the St. Regis for Lynne’s cuff of whore trunk show that really should of taken place at the Santa Ana swap meet while Kim sang “Don’t be tardy for the Party” on a karaoke machine. Lynne would of made more money that way.
Gretchen’s head looks more big and tranni this season, what’s up with that? She is still cute looking but with a big huge head.
Tamraand Vicki continue to be jealous of Gretchen because she looks tranni drop dead gorgeous. These Bitches need to get themselves some self esteem and stop being jealous of a ho’ that’s just gonna end up revealing her bad Karma in a minute here, just like it happened to them since they being on the show. Jeana said it best when she said “just bitch slap each other and get it over with”.
None of the Bitches like the cuffs Lynne is selling and no one buys anything, the only thing that happens is that Tamra ends up arguing with Gretchen again over the same tired bullshit.
Gretchen accuses Tamra of going to the press to talk shit about her good character. Tamra says she is tired of Gretchen looking good and making Tamra look like the asshole.
Both Bitches are WRONG! First Tamra is wrong for being an insecure ho’ and letting Gretchen make her jelaous and make her look like a hag and then Gretchen is wrong for enjoying it, and being a raging attention fame-whore who likes to shit on people! Both Bitches should really put down the hate hatchet since their both are a lot a like and are both gonna end up looking like hags, since I doubt they know were to get vampire blood that makes you look like you’re 20 forever.
Tamra yells at Gretchen and tells Gretchen “you have a bad reputation, a horrible horrible reputation” Tamra also says she don’t want to be part of her fuckery or be associated with the hooker of Orange County. Gretchen yells “who cares”.
Tamra is ready to trow down trailer park style and says “Bring it on” Jeana scolds Tamra “Tamra that’s not productive” Tamra yells “productive for what? I don’t do it Jeana! Are you buying her BULLSHIT!?”. HA, HA, HA, HA! Tamra just lets Gretchen win that ho’ don’t know how to control her emotions and allows her jealousy and insecurity to just pour through her actions; Tamra gets all emotional and angry and loses the fight. AGAIN!
More yelling continues between Gretchen and Tamra. I was hoping they would handle this shit the right way and start pulling each others wigs out or Tamra flip the table; but NOOO! Tamra just continues to make herself look crazy while Gretchen enjoys every minute of it. Tamra has not learned to just let Gretchen prance in her hooker stilettos until she falls on her face and eat shit, it will eventually happen because it is bound to, just like it happened to Tamra, all these Bitches have and expiration date. Jeana of course defends Gretchen because old ho’s have to stick up for each other.
Gretchen finally tells Tamra to “shut the fuck up”. Tamra is more than likely gonna shut the fuck up because she doesn’t have the balls to fly across the table and pull Gretchen’s tranni wig off and punch her in the Adam’s apple.
Check out this video with Tamra and the new House-Ho’ Alexis Bellino where they discuss the fact that Gretchen Rossi is the hooker of Orange County who is dating Slimey who is the 6th House Ho’ . Tamra has to finally admit that her and Simon have money problems which is causing them to hate each other.
Earlier this week Gretchen Rossi was ordered to pay ex-boyfriend Jay Photoglou the sum of 20k for wasting everyone’s time and not bothering to show up to for a schedule court date in the ongoing saga of Gretchen Vs Jay the drama continues.
Gretchen probably thought that since she is Gretchen Rossi the breath of fresh air and mourning Mother Teresa, she is untouchable and not showing up to a court date would not affect her in any negative way. WRONG!
Photoglou racked up fees of around $19k defending himself against a restraining order Rossi filed against him earlier this year. A judge dismissed the order in May, with prejudice.
Photoglou’s attorney claimed in earlier papers that the lawsuit was frivolous and that Rossi had filed for a restraining order only to protect her lies on the show about being engaged to an older man.
Tamra Barney finally found someone to purchase her Tuscan style home for less than what she paid for it back in 2005. The Real Estalker reported that when the market was hot back in 2005 she paid $1,320,500 and now she found someone to buy it from her for $1,149,000. Records show the Barneys still owe $1,317,000. on the property which is more than what they can get for the house .
I want to see this Bitch continue to pretend she is rich and throw lavish, bath tub tequila, parties and buy forty thousand dollar watches while fronting it. They better hurry up and get rich to pay the bank back by selling that moonshine tequila.
Maybe Tamra can go door to door at the trailer park, on the first of each month when they get their welfare checks and approach the men, and shake her big fake titties at them so that they will buy more tequila. I think she should approach the old toothless guys better, they will find her very hot and men like buying tequila from hot blondes with big fake chichis. She can make a lot of money that way, she has to put those huge plastic bowling ball titties to some use, since she can’t use them to sell real state anymore. Just saying.
No she doesn’t stage her paparazzi photo shoots, the fucking paparazzi forced her at gunpoint here.
Two sufferers of Attention-Whore Personality Disorder fall in love in fame-whore TV land. They are so perfect for each other.
Gretchen Rossi insist that she is not a media whore although all the other Bitches (even her so called friends Lynne and that new Bitch) from RHOC say that she is the biggest media whore that ever lived. Last week an arranged photo shoot of her and Slimey produced some nice photographs at the pumpkin patch while posing for some nice proffesional photos that were done so nice and clean. Shit! I didn’t know that the pap’s carried lighting and fans around, to make the photos appear so crisps just as if she was posing for them like a model… Who knew!
Yes our beloved favorite tramp Gretchen Rossi the Grossi, wants to be seen as a positive role model to inspiring young gold diggers. She will inspire all young wallet humpers, how you can siffen $2.5 million out of a dying old man while you screw several other guys on the side and pose for toilet modeling pictures with dildos!
Yeah that’s the type of role model I’m talking about!
Here is the original article from the OC Register:
The alternative would be to break out laughing at this recent comment that last season’s newcomer to “Real Housewives of Orange County” made to Fox News:
“It is hard to stay strong and not go under the knife because I am surrounded by it. … I can only hope it sets an example to young girls that you don’t have to have plastic surgery to feel beautiful and confident.”
Her antipathy to breast implants isn’t new: That was her story last year when the Costa Mesa resident joined “Real Housewives,” as this blog reported in the post “Newest Orange County Housewife keeps it ‘real.’ “
The Bravo network’s Web site promoted her arrival last season with a wildly exaggerated description of Orange County: “This season’s newest housewife is a blond bombshell with a sparkling personality, dazzling smile and — something very few Orange County women have — real breasts.”
At that point, Rossi wasn’t setting herself up as a role model. She just asked to be judged by her heart rather than by appearances:
“When you live here, it’s hard not to get involved in that kind of vanity and I do like to look good and take care of myself, but hopefully people can see that, at the end of the day, what really matters is that people see my heart and see that I’m a good person.”
But now she wants to be a role model, an “example to young girls”? That would require her to have a public image worthy of imitation. Perhaps she is truly the good, caring person that she describes. But image is important in the role-model business — and in the image department, Rossi, 31, falls far short.
In the murky world of “reality” TV and celebrity-watching blogs, who knows what’s real, especially when the housewives are promoting the Nov. 5 launch of the show’s fifth season. Still, a role model shouldn’t be at the center of a swarm of photos and stories that she posed naked with a sex toy and romped in bed partially clad with two men.
A role model shouldn’t have to dispatch her attorney to demand that online photos, including a picture of her riding topless in a car, be removed from the Web. As the O.C. Register reported in April, the would-be role model’s attorney wrote, “Ms. Rossi contends that the photographs used on your website were stolen from her and she has never authorized the use of said photographs to anyone.”
On the show, this is the behavior of a role model?
Gretchen plays with “vibrating cylinders, described as ‘adult toys,’ … sticks one in her ear and wonders if that’s where it’s supposed to go.”
Gets drunk, flirts with the 22-year-old son of another “Real Housewife,” rubs his neck, and heads into the bathroom with him.
Dates serial “Housewife” boyfriend and alleged child-support shirker Slade Smiley.
Her public disputes with and restraining order against reported boyfriend Jay Photoglou haven’t burnished her image. Nor did her alleged relationship with Photoglou while she was engaged to Jeff Beitzel, who died from leukemia in September 2008 and left her $2.5 million.
And for someone who’s staking out a position against plastic surgery on her breasts, it would help if she weren’t suspected of having undergone plastic surgery on her nose, lips, chin and cheeks. As the Web site Good Plastic Surgery summed it up in March, “Gretchen Rossi has a face made entirely of plastic.”
In comparing her current appearance with a photo that’s allegedly of Rossi while in college (pictured here, courtesy of GoodPlasticSurgery.com), plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. John Di Saia of San Clemente and OCBody.com told MakeMeHeal.com:
“If the pre-op images are not manipulated, then she has had a bunch of facial work … cheeks, nose, midface and lips.”
If you believe that Rossi is worthy of being considered a role model, here’s how a role model talks, as presented in a confrontation with Tamra Barney in a preview of this season’s “Real Housewives”:
Gretchen: “You talk (expletive) about me.”
Tamra: “I don’t talk (expletive).”
Gretchen: “Yes, you do.”
Tamra: “I talk the truth.”
Gretchen: “I’m telling you right here …”
Tamra: “I’m not an angel, Gretchen.”
Gretchen: “I never said I’m an angel.”
Tamra: “I don’t want to be known as the hooker in Orange County.”
Gretchen: “Tamra, shut the (expletive) up.”
Rossi is now engaged in “The Gretchen Project,” a series of videos that focus on “finding alternative ways to maintain everlasting beauty without having to go under the knife.”
The project’s Web site says “Gretchen will find the new, now and next in beauty from leading medical and beauty experts from around the world with the ultimate goal to pass along the pearls of wisdom to the modern day woman.”
That’s more like what a role model should be engaged in.
Jimmy Fallon did this little sketch of the Housewives with his own version. He got these Bitches numbers to a ‘ T ‘ specially the bossy delusional spoiled part. Fucking hilarious!
A while back I posted a crazy rumor that was going around the blogosphere, that our beloved Gretchen Rossi possibly had some serious plastic surgery done on her mug because apparently after the Goddess in Heaven made her she also hit her with the fugly stick when she was born; so she had to go under the knife in order for doctors to correct the ugly.
However; Gretchen insist that she has NEVER gone under the knife for anything at all, and that she is a natural beauty carved by Venus herself. However some actual plastic surgeons that have years of experience and degrees and everything, are calling BULLSHIT! on Gretchen and state that just by looking at her they can tell she went through a complete face overhaul at some point, to wipe out the serious case of the fuglies!
On this picture she looks like a gofer, if this is really her. You know, the only way we will ever know if she had corrective fugly surgery is if we can see pictures when she was a little girl. Then we would know for sure!
At an estimated 30 years old, Gretchen is without a doubt the youngest star of the Real Housewives of Orange County to have quite so much drama in her life. And in just one season on the show, she managed to become the most controversial as well, thanks to her relationship with a significantly older man. She also fell under scrutiny when she proclaimed her love for her dying fiancé while reports of her spending time with another man surfaced. Now it seems she may have another fib under belt.
On various episodes, Gretchen often proclaimed that she hadn’t had any plastic surgery, and lamented her smaller natural breasts when compared to the other housewives (Read Make Me Heal’s story on Lynne Curtin’s plastic surgery and Lauri Waring’s plastic surgery).
Gretchen may not have gotten breast implants like the other wives, but she appears to have had a total facial makeover which may include a rhinoplasty, chin and cheek implants.
Orange County-based plastic surgeon Dr. John Di Saia says, “If the pre-op images are not manipulated, then she has had a bunch of facial work…cheeks, nose, midface and lips.”
In addition, Gretchen may also use injectables like Botox in her forehead as well as soft tissue fillers in her cheeks.
Manhattan plastic surgeon Dr. Jennifer Walden says, “It appears that Gretchen may have had a rhinoplasty, lip augmentation with a filler, possible cheek implants or soft tissue filler, and Botox to her forehead.”
Make Me Heal finds it suspicious that Gretchen has had so much plastic surgery, has a new site coming out called The Gretchen Project, which is geared toward plastic surgery and yet denies having any procedure other than Velashape on her buttocks and legs to reduce cellulite.
While Gretchen is undeniably attractive, she is very lucky that so much plastic surgery made her look better and not plastic. Make Me Heal looks forward to seeing what Gretchen gets into next.
Read the complete plastic surgery profile of Gretchen Rossi on Plasticopedia, the largest online celebrity plastic surgery encyclopedia.
What’s next? Are we going to find out she used to be a Guatemalan gardener named Guillermo?
It was reported by TMZ that Lynne Curtin and family are addicted to house hoping and leaving without paying rent or utilities and even Lynne’s landlord accused the Curtins of stealing furniture from the rental that the Curtins were recently evicted from. The landlord even filed a police report and was supposed to show up again today to complete the complaint by bringing in a list of the items stolen. But, the landlord never showed up so the police department canceled the theft report against the Curtins according to the OC Register. There is rumors swirling around that the landlord is a crazy Bitch and just wants her 5 seconds of fame, something even cast member Tamra Barney, who isn’t exactly Lynne’s best friend accused the landlord of being.
According to NeNe’s book, there is being some rumors coming out that Kim Zolciak tried to put the moves on Lisa’s Wu Hartwell’s husband Ed Hartwell. But I don’t think that Ed would be too interested in some Bitch who wears a road kill wig, has a face full of botox and smells like a different Big Poppa each night. He has Lisa for crying out loud even though Lisa is more annoying than a banshee with rabies, she is waaay nicer to look at than Kim and although she is older than Kim she also looks about 15 years younger than Kim. So I don’t think that Lisa has anything to worry about. Also Kim told The Insider that she is still with Big Poppa. Source Media Take Out.
Housewives join the NOH8 campaign
So far we have the beautiful Dina Manzo and daughter Lexi showing their support for the NOH8 campaign.Who methinks are really doing this to support the campaign because as you all know one of her brothers is gay and Dina along with Lexi are truly doing this in support of the campaign and to do God’s work. But what I wonder if Teresa said that her husband Joe Juicey looves the gays, why isn’t Teresa and Joe Juicey, here and maybe we can put some duct tape on Juice’s nipples to show his support, just like Kim did who used this campaign as an excuse to show off her brand new air bags that are still shinny brand new from the factory. ( I didn’t include the full picture of her duct taped titties because, I know some of you read my blog at work and I don’t want you to get caught and your boss think you’re looking at porn). Sheree Whitfield also joined the cause while wearing those huuge hoop earrings that says She by Sheree how tacky, is she promoting the NOH8 campaign or her swap meet clothes? Kandi Burrus and of course the notorious diva Dwight Eubanks joined and so did Gretchen Rossi, who kept her top on since she hasn’t bought any shinny new airbags with that 2.5 million as of yet. Source Realitytea.
The Bravo network’s Web site promoted her arrival last season with a wildly exaggerated description of Orange County: “This season’s newest housewife is a blond bombshell with a sparkling personality, dazzling smile and — something very few Orange County women have — real breasts.”
