All of Lynne Curtins housing woes timeline from 8/17 on

Since previous post where accidentally deleted I decided to do a timeline on Lynne Curtins eviction fiascos:

August 17 the Curtins get 3 day notice from Landord to vacate premises.

August 21 Lynne Curtin says 3 day notice invalid.

August 23rd Lynne Curtin gives husband Frank boot to the ass.

August 26th Lynne and family still have not moved out of beach rental.

August 29th the Curtin girls yell and curse at reporter taking pictures from rental.

September 2nd Wednesday. Lynne Curtin and her family finally move their ass out!

 Wednesday it was reported by TMZ that Lynne was refusing to move her broke, prune ass out of her rental beach home well today at around noon the OC Register reported that she packed her shit and moved out, finally! The neighbors where happy to see the Curtins leave and were possibly planning a block party.

Here is Lynne posing sexy for the camera in front of the moving van.

 

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Just fucking with ya’ ! But seriously here is the actual garage with all their crap in boxes.

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And here is the original article from OC Register on Lynne and the whole moving fiasco apparently the Curtins where not very popular with their neighbors:

September 2nd, 2009, 5:48 pm posted by KELLI HART, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

The Real Housewives of Orange County” reality star Lynne Curtin moved out of her Arch Beach Heights home today after receiving an eviction notice yesterday.

The homeowner of the house Curtin and her family rented filed the eviction notice with the Orange County Sheriff’s Department yesterday, according to John McDonald, spokesperson for the sheriff’s department.

Neighbor McKenna Keil, 17, said she saw the Curtins moving their belongings from their home into a moving van around noon today. Fellow neighbors confirmed seeing the family load a huge van or truck right outside their home.

“I know that they’ve been trying to get them out for a while,” Keil said. She said other neighbors were not sad to see the reality star leave.

“They all know the homeowner and know she is being really disrespected,” she said. “They’re (the Curtins) not exactly wanted here.”

TMZ originally reported that Curtin and her husband, Frank, never paid their security deposit, owing more than $12,000 to the original homeowner.

Keil said rumors have been swirling amongst neighbors about the financial status of the Curtin family.

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“Instead of paying the rent, security deposit and commission to their Realtor, Lynne got a facelift and her daughter got a nosejob,” Keil said.

Other cast members on “The Real Housewives of Orange County” have reported earning $120,000 or more per season on the popular Bravo reality TV series. But the circumstances regarding the Curtins’ compensation or finances are unknown.

We first reported that Curtin had received an eviction notice some days ago, but Keil said Curtin’s husband refused to answer the door when the papers were served, making them invalid.

This isn’t the first time the reality family has been evicted, either.

Court documents confirm that Curtin and her husband were evicted from their Capistrano Beach home in late May (a home that has appeared on the show).

According to court documents, Curtin and husband had a writ of possession, or five-day eviction notice, served to them from their landlord in late May for an unpaid amount of $13,480 in rent and damages in Dana Point. “Writ of possession” is fancy for, “if you don’t move out, we’ll send law enforcement to kick you out.”

This Laguna Beach home will also appear on the show, as Bravo film crew told us they were shooting ‘exterior shots of the home’ when we arrived at the house today.

The home was seemingly empty, but the garage door was still open, revealing storage and camera equipment, on the right, belonging to Evolution Media, which is shooting the series for Bravo.

There is more rumors swirling around the internet there are some interesting comments I found, about how Lynne and her daughter got tickets for not paying car insurance and that this may be the third eviction, and Frank being a con artist who knows how much of it is true but there is an article also that talks about Frank losing his contractor licence which may of being the result of people accusing him of being a thief. Here is the comments :

Both Lynn and daughter were ticketed for no proof of insurance this summer. Guess face lifts & nose jobs come before auto insurance too! They really don’t give a **** about anybody but themselves! Daughters are obnoxious.

Oh & check OC court records. This is THIRD eviction!

And this one:

Frank Curtin is a complete moron.When he was playing the part of a contractor Iwas completely ripped off by him for $1600.00 also I know a few other sub-contractors who got burned cabinet guy $13,000.00 and various others for thousands.This cat is a thief and I for one cannot believe hes not in jail.These folks dont even have bank accounts.I bet they owe the govt back taxes and should be looked at a little closer. Frank also owes a lady who owns a check cashing store upwards of a huntred grand.KARMA WILL GET YOU!!!

Also here is another interesting article also from OC Register, about the Curtins right after they moved the landlord filed charges agains them for stealing furniture from the rented house many people in the blogsphere are suspecting the landlord of being a famewhore herself:

September 3rd, 2009, 1:34 pm ·  posted by KELLI HART, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

The homeowner of the Laguna Beach house that “The Real Housewives of Orange County” reality star Lynne Curtin rented and was recently evicted from filed a criminal report for grand theft with the Laguna Beach Police Department this morning, according to Lt. Jason Kravetz.

The Curtin family moved out of their rented Arch Beach Heights home yesterday after the homeowner filed an eviction notice with the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.

Kravetz said the homeowner “reported several items missing” and that the previous tenants “took some of the furnishings.”

Police haven’t calculated an exact amount reflecting the missing furnishings because they are working with the homeowner to tally up an itemized report of the missing items (which the tenant typically signs off on in lease agreements with fully furnished homes), Kravetz said.

We will update this post when police estimate the worth of missing items.

And here is the article that talks about Frank Curtin losing his contractors licence:

A Dispute Magnified by the Glare of Celebrity
By Andrea Adelson

 

       

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The cable television audience for “Real Housewives of Orange County” sometime this season can expect to see the real life eviction of one of the show’s stars, but their Laguna Beach landlord was in court this week in an attempt to fast-forward the drama. Teri Iannotti filed court papers in Laguna Hills that set the stage for the county’s sheriff to make an entrance at her Arch Beach Heights home as early as next week, if Frank Curtin, his wife, Lynne, a new addition to “Housewives,” and their two teen-age daughters, don’t leave first.

Though seeing a deputy physically escort the family from the contemporary, two-story home may make good television, Frank Curtin said Tuesday the family is packing up and intends to leave before law enforcement arrives to evict them. “She misjudged the situation to try to discredit us,” said Mr. Curtin. “When you’re in the public eye, you’re scrutinized,” he said.

Iannotti’s local attorney, Carter Mudge, expects the show’s producers to capitalize on the Curtins’ probable move. “Producers thrive on this conflict,” Mudge said. In fact, a crew was on location shooting exterior scenes at the house on Wednesday, though there were no signs of the Curtins or the movers. The Bravo cable network, a unit of NBC Universal, owns the production, now in its fourth season.

The town’s celebrity cache was cemented by the lush production values of MTV’s reality show, “Laguna Beach: The Real OC,” documenting the lives of local teenagers for three seasons beginning in 2004. Perhaps it’s a coincidence, but since the Curtins moved to Laguna from Capistrano Beach in July, “Housewives” film crews have been spotted in recent weeks at local hot spots, such as the St. Regis hotel and Casa del Camino’s rooftop lounge, managers have confirmed.

Curtin, 52, a Laguna Beach contractor whose license was suspended last month, according to the state contractor’s license board, said his business last year was the worst he’s experienced. “I hit a rough spot with finances,” said Curtin, who blamed himself for failing to fulfill the lease’s terms. He described the lease dispute with Iannotti as “a tiny issue with money. She decided not to be patient.”

Iannotti, whose business in real estate sales has also nosedived, jumped at the $65,000 windfall the Curtins offered through an agent for her 3,200 square feet home during the show’s expected eightmonth production schedule. A colleague checked their credit and she assumed Bravo paid them well for allowing the intrusion of cameras into their private lives.

To accommodate the show’s production schedule, Iannotti scrambled to move her belongings out and dislocate a border. She said the Curtins paid the first month’s rent in July, but reneged on two promised security fees and deposits totaling $15,000. When Iannotti forbid the production company from filming in the house due to the tenant dispute, the independent producers agreed to pay a per day rate directly. She says the producers forbid her from disclosing the fee.

“Everyone thought it was an amazing opportunity,” Iannotti said. “Now, I’m feeling like an idiot.”

Instead of profits, Iannotti is sleeping on her parents’ couch, without the anticipated funds to secure a rental herself, and hiring a lawyer to draft an unlawful detainer complaint, which was served on the Curtins on Aug. 26. The law gives tenants five days to respond to the eviction notice. Frank Curtin said he intends to do so, even though the five-day period has lapsed.

In Iannotti’s neighborhood, reactions to the new tenants and their pending departure were mixed.

Downhill neighbor Ross Fallah, walking his two dogs Tuesday, welcomes Iannotti’s return. His litany of complaints with the Curtins ran long: their barking dog, cigarette butts dropped in his sideyard, and overhearing the “confession booth,” as filming went on next door.

Other neighbors, Hesh and Debra Lansky, appreciated that the Curtins came over to introduce themselves when moving in. They haven’t been troubled by the film crew’s SUV, which generally parks off the street.

Even so, their loyalties are clear. “They didn’t take care of their obligations,” Mr. Lansky said.

Fans of blogs and the Internet celebrity news site TMZ may learn where the Curtins end up next. Frank Curtin declined to say. He defended his wife, Lynne, a jewelry designer, as an innocent party in the dispute, which he blames on his own lack of contracting work. “I fell short,” he said. “I’m in good company,” he added.

“We did the show thinking it was light hearted fun. We were hoping for careers for our daughters,” he said.

Here is the latest where it shows that police has actual list of items said to be stolen by the Curtin clan:

Evicted ‘Housewife’ Accused of Looting

Posted Sep 5th 2009 2:00AM by TMZ Staff

Not only did “Real Housewife of Orange County” Lynne Curtin not own the house she was living in on the show, she also didn’t own the furniture … and now she’s accused of stealing a bunch of stuff after she moved out this week.

The actual homeowner claims Curtin stole a bookcase, credenza, armoire and a glass shelf — worth around $5,000 — and reported the alleged thievery to Laguna Beach Police Department yesterday.

The homeowner also claims the home’s carpet was trashed, there were holes in the walls and the travertine tub was damaged.

We got a statement from the homeowner, who said, “I am blown away that grown people can behave this way. They have daughters, how can they seriously think they are setting an example.”

And lets not forget the scam artist noble website called fundbunch.com trying to help Lynne Curtin get the money to pay the rent but unfortunately for the Curtins it has only collected $30.00 and a shit load of bad comments.

Here is Lynne possing for the fundbunch website:

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But thanks to Bravo Lynne went from begging on the side of the freeway for money to this:

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The latest gossip I heard from a gossipy bird is that Bravo came to the rescue as they should, and paid for temporary residence at a local nice hotel in Orange County. Yeah I think Bravo should pay the bill on this one since Bravo is banking money off embarrassing these people, even though they asked for it, regardless of that, everyone now knows the Curtins’ business and how they broke ass don’t even have a pot to shit in, and how they are one paycheck away from being homeless, not to mention all the smart ass asshole bloggers clowning on them! HI LYNNE!

I feel the least Bravo could do is pay for their housing since this show seems to be their only source of income.

Gretchen Rossi is a rich ho and Lynne Curtin a homeless ho

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Remember how Vicki and Jeana were telling Gretchen to hurry up and get Jeff to add her slutty ass to the will and Lynne was all saying to Vicki and Jeana that their advice sucked and was vulgar or inappropriate or some shit like that because all Gretchen needed was to be beautiful and blah blah blah.

Looks like Gretchen took their advice or this was Gretchen’s plan all along, more than likely it was Gretchen’s plan all along. Gretchen was added to Jeff’s will and a sum of 2.5 million was amended to go to her right after that episode filmed. Part of it was life insurance that had not being changed since 1992 it was in Jeff’s kids name but changed to go to Gretchen; however Gretchen is still stating that she didn’t asks for that money and that she believes it should of gone to Jeff’s kids and not her and blah blah blah; Yeah right Bitch you’re mother Teresa Jr.

I knew she wasn’t that dumb, but then again she is hanging around Slimey who is leaching off her and living the good life right now, with that very same money and 2.5 million ain’t that much when you’re living on lobsters and champagne.

Damn 2.5 million,  I hope Mr. Beitzel got  some bang for his buck.

Lynne has until Thursday, 08/27 . That’s tomorrow! To move her wrinkled ass out of that rented condo. So were is Bravo going to film at the homeless shelter? Well if Gretchen is her real friend she could loan her some money, to get her an apartment or a motel or a cardboard box.

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I still think that her punk ass did not need to be giving advice to Gretchen about money, saying stupid shit like “all she needs to be is beautiful and she will be alright”  Yeap that’s the advice that Lynne lived by and look were it got her.

If it is true that her husband did not manage their finances or whatever, maybe Lynne should of being paying attention to important shit like the finances,  and paying her rent on time and cracking that wip, on  her man and making sure that he was managing that money and getting his construction jobs lined up  and not spending her money on dumb shit, like spray tans and $2k worth of clothes in one evening at the mall, then her dumb ass wouldn’t be in this predicament. That’s what I thought a real housewife does last time I checked!

But then again that maybe too much to ask of her, I mean Bitch didn’t even know if she had air conditioning in her house or where her daughter was after they went to Vegas, she probably just relied on Frank to take care of everything like a good little trophy wife who just sits, spends the money and looks pretty because the thinking hurts her pretty little head and it burned out the air conditioning in her brain many many many years ago.

I hope Lynne finds a nice place to live, because right now this ho is hating life; how will this ho face the show, now that we know she ain’t got no dough?

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Lynne Curtin is giving her husband the boot to the ass!

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Lynne Curtin who recently received a 3 day notice to vacate her Capistrano Beach apartment is threatening her husband Frank of 18 years with a divorce. A source told Radar Online:

“He has had trouble finding work for two years as the economy has hurt his, construction business

“Lynne blames Frank for all of their financial problems.  She thinks Frank has been hiding the bills from her.”

“Frank is distraught over Lynne’s threat to file for divorce,”

Looks like Lynne is pissed because Frank can no longer provide her with the luxury of living the sweet life of Riley and reality smacked Lynne in the face, she finally realized the party keg dried up because Frank’s construction business has not done well in this economy.

Lynne may have been the Bitch that was talking divorce and not Vicki when that whole blow out happened at that San Francisco bar while filming 2 days ago.

Frank is bummed that Lynne wants to leave his broke ass and doesn’t want Lynne to leave him but, Lynne is not putting up with this being broke bullshit, since those weekly appointments at the spa to get her face starched and ironed are very pricey,  and poor Frank may be fucked out of luck.

If Lynne quits Frank she may be the next ho looking for a new sugar pappi to leach on that can pay for the botox and boob jobs and pretty much anything that can provide the easy ho life, that Lynne has being accustomed to all these years, and can still  continue to earn, while on her well seasoned sun-dried, beef jerkied back.

Yeah I know she is 4 decades late and six million dollars short but, miracles can happen if Lauri’s mummified-botoxed ass, found that trophy wife gig with George,  then  maybe some rich dumb fuck may take Lynne’s Steven Tyler as the  wizard of Ozz  scary looking  ass , anything is possible.

I would recommend Lynne to start hanging around the fancy retirement home and find herself a  99 year old blind billionaire with alzheimer’s this way she has a better chance at fooling his old ass that she is younger.

I wish that ho good luck.


The Real Housewives of Orange County spoiler

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It is going to be a good season full of Bitch smacking, insults and fighting in public. But I guess the OC Bitches had no choice with all the table flipping and wig pulling from NJ an ATL it is only expected that the OC Housewifes would try to top that off.

Bravo Fan reported that the Bitches were spotted filming at a place called Waterbar located in San Francisco; I bet they serve more than water at that place, resulting in those Bitches being completely hammered like always. One of the Bitches was talking divorce, I bet it is Vicki. Vicki and Alexis got into it and were verbally Bitch smacking each other. Vicki stormed out of the restaurant and was yelling at a producer.

According to spectators who witnessed the whole cunt war extravaganza, the Bitches took the fight outside of the restaurant and people in cars where watching as the cameras filmed the whole scandal. I bet now that they have this new younger girl Alexis along with Gretchen Vicki and Tamra will just end up pulling their own hair out from the jealousy of having 2 younger hotter Bitches rival them. I cant wait.

Here is what the twits said:

At waterbar and they’re filming real housewives of orange county. These chicks are ridic.1:11 PM Aug 21st from twidroid

Vicki just stormed out and is crying and yelling at a producer. Real life drama, bravo, vicki, bravo.2:25 PM Aug 21st from twidroid

http://twitpic.com/erb9b – The waiter for the housewives just dropped this note off at our table. Hahahaaa spoiler alert!2:04 PM Aug 21st from TwitPic

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And more was added later:

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Real Housewife Lynne Curtin says 3 day notice to vacate not valid!

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It appears Lynne Curtin and  husband Frank are disputing the 3 day notice to pay up or get the fuck out, by arguing that the notice is not valid because it was served to their minor daughter as TMZ reporter earlier today.

Lynne probably was too busy being stoned and acting like a pretentious fool  for the camera, that she din’t even realize there was a 3 day notice being served. It would be hilarious if the camera crew caught the whole thing  in the background and when Lynne’s daughter told her who was just at the door Lynne didn’t even realized what the fuck was going on; just like she didn’t know if there was air conditioning in that house or not.

Now Lynne and Frank state they are arming themselves with lawyers because it wasn’t their fault and blah, blah, blah. The landlord says he don’t give a shit what these fucktards say and will just serve them a second eviction notice according to OC Register.

I hope the lawyers Lynne and her half baked husband hire,  are smart and request to be paid cash upfront, because with pretentious fucktards like these two who can not even pay their rent and utilities on time, there is no guarantee they will pay the lawyers on time either or ever!

I love how they refuse to take blame for their actions, they didn’t pay their rent so now they have to get the fuck out; simple as that. Quit being pretentious!

The house of fake ass cards is falling from under them and there is nowhere to go, according to some inside gossip I heard there was a party at Lynne’s house like a couple days before the notice was served and the people at the party where all talking about how the utilites just got turned back on not long before the party. I wonder if the utilities consisted of an orange power cord, plugged in to the neighbors outside outlet that Frank snuck in to plug while the neighbors where on vacation.

I cant believe these fucktards have money to blow on bullshit-ass -parties and BMW’s for their brat ass kids but cant pay their shit on time. It is beyond me!


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This here is the house or more like a duplex. In case you may want to rent it, after Lynne and her family get the final boot from the marshalls. It is located on Camino Capistrano in Capistrano Beach.

First Lisa from the ATL ho’s gets the boot from her house which by the way, she denies they got foreclosed on,  and insist  it was a  short sale, yeah whatever Lisa; then old man Keough  getting a DUI for being a drunk driver fucktard, then Lynne getting an eviction notice just like NeNe did last year.

The drama that happens to these Bitches behind the scenes is hella more interesting than the shit they try to sell us on the show, where they try to make us believe that they are all financially well off and don’t even look at price tags, like delusional Sheree would say until the marshalls show up and put your shit out after they change the locks. I wonder if Bravo will show us the footage of the 3 day eviction notice, maybe thats what they should name that episode.

Tamra Barney McMansion on a short sale!

Tamra Barney put her house up for sale again, as reported in the OC Register. This time is on a short sale which is usually what happens when a home owner is losing their home because of financial hardship;  however, Tamra says it is not because of any hardship, but because they are “thinking about building a custom home in Covenant Hills” oh riiigth! Gotta love Tamra the Bitch keeps fronting it and refuses to admit if there is financial hardship involved, I don’t blame her for being embarrassed thought,  this is what happens when you borrow your way through life and act like a pretentious fucktard, it is time these housewives stop living the champagne life when all they have is a malt liquor budget. Maybe it is time  Tamra takes on Jill Zarins advice to ” live way below your budget and you will always be rich”, Amen sister! I too practice the penny pinching way of living and it has always worked.


The Barneys bought the home in 2005 for 1.3 million, they bought it at the height of the real state market. Then last year they tried to sell it for 1.6 million; this is when the market dropped right into the toilet and her home was worth less than this, I am surprised Tamra being a realtor supposedly thought she would make profit on a home that had lost its value! When everybody laughed at them for listing it for 1.6 million they took it off the market again.
Now the McMansion is on a desperado short sale, they are asking $1,149,000. Click here to check out the ad.

This is the ads description:

Highly Upgraded Tuscan Home! One of the most desirable locations within the gated community of Covenant Hills. 5 bedrooms all with full bathrooms, Office with built-in bookcase, Loft, Master Bedroom retreat, Hardwood floors with custom stone inlay. Large gourmet kitchen opens to family room and is complete with granite counters, upgraded appliances, island and breakfast nook. The yard is an entertainer’s dream with a saltwater pool, spa with waterfall, built-in and covered grill with prep area, bar, fireplace, firepit and incredible landscaping! You will love the details, including crown molding and rustic wood beams! This is a MUST SEE!

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Indeed this is a very nice house and Tamra did a good job at decorating it, very nice.  See the naked wasted pool area below.

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It is also reported that Tamra has started working as a real state agent again, this time with the company that listed her home, with all that being said I know a lot of  you Bitches want to see Tamra in the mobile home park because she can be annoying sometimes,  and full of bullshit, specially with her bullshit “I am the hottest bitch here” Even though she is kinda of annoying though, I hope the Bitch gets out of whatever financial hardship she has because losing a home is a real fucked up situation to be in, and hopefully her punk ass will learn  a lesson from all this shit storm she is going through and I really wish she  gets another house  just as nice as this one or even better so that we can watch her crazy ass throw naked wasted parties and make Gretchen bounce off the walls like a fucktard. And then again it would be funny to watch Tamra try and throw naked wasted parties from her double wide.

So if any of you gossipy Bitches has $1,149,000 laying around you can buy the notorious house where the naked wasted episode took place and pee in the bathroom where Gretchen made out with Ryan the Nugget boy and at the same time help out the Barneys. I would offer them 900k cash but that house is too far from the beach and I don’t know if the garage  has room for my 6 BMWs.

There is a new House Ho in town her name is Alexis Bellino

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Here is a picture of the new house ho of Orange County Alexis Bellino.

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Here she is dry humping her king size sugar daddy .

So Bravo picked another cookie from that  same jacked up cookie cutter of bleached blondes who are not really from Orange County but from the mid-west. Surprise, surprise.

Alexis had a press release and told the OC register earlier today:

OCR: Where were you born? Where did you grow up?

AB: I was born in Hannibal, Mo. That’s where I grew up my whole life. Kansas City is an hour and a half west. St. Louis is an hour and a half south. Mark Twain and his stories, that was all about Hannibal. As someone from the Midwest, I do feel like I have a little bit of a different value system. We’re kind of old fashioned. But once I got off the plane in San Diego and Orange County, I discovered that I’m a California girl at heart.

OCR: So what do you think about being yet another blonde on the show?

AB: I was actually shocked they picked a blonde again. But California is like, 80 percent blondes and 20 percent brunettes. I’m actually a natural brunette. So if I make it to a season six, I might become a brunette again.

Where did she get her statistic information from? This Bitch must be talking about the RHOC show with just the 5 bitches in it not the whole state of California. Last time I checked most of the Bitches I see walking around have dark hair specially all the Bitches that are  Latinas, Asians, black or just white women that don’t fuck with the bleach and Bitches like me who just don’t need bleach because it just doesn’t look right on olive skin and messes up the whole exotic thing going on. So I don’t know what the fuck she is talking about.

She also told the OC Register that she is nervous about being on the show and airing her dirty laundry to the world:

OCR: What do you think about giving up your privacy?

AB: It’s always a concern I have. We live in a gated community. But we’ve always been out and about. We know five or 10 people in a restaurant when we go out. We’re always out on the social scene. We don’t stay home a lot.

OCR: Are you nervous about how the show is going to portray you when it airs?

AB: Yeah, I’m a little nervous about how the show’s going to portray me, of course. But anything to help me be a better person. The cameras are going to be right in front of my face. I’ll try to be the best person I can be.

HA HA HA HA! Bitch everyone is going to know your business and bloggers like me will post all your dirt and all your gossip and every body on the boards will scrutinize and ridiculize everything you do and say. But if being a fame whore is more important then okay then. Just kidding, no I’ m not. I wonder if she read and understood literally, that big ass Bravo contract , probably not. Hopefully she got herself an entertainment lawyer like the New Jersey Bitches did.

The OC Register also asked her how she met her husband Jim:

OCR: What does your husband Jim (47) do? How did you meet him?

AB: He’s an entrepreneur. He does “spec” building: He finds a home that needs fixing up, he buys it and flips it. He also does pawn loans. He got his pawn license. He used to own a pool-table business. That was an $8 million-a-year-profit company.

We met in Palm Desert, at the Desert Springs Marriott. We haven’t spent a day apart since.

OCR: Was it love at first sight?

AB: Maybe. I was a little harder (to convince). I was just getting out of a relationship (her first husband). Once you’re divorced, you never want to get married and divorced again. He was persistent but not overbearing. So I fell in love.

Really? she met him at the Desert Springs Marriott? What she working the bar that night because all the rich old farts hang out there?

Well there you have it people, the new Bitch in town is yet another fake blonde who is not even from Orange County. Rumors are running around that she  doesn’t even live in Orange County but in Los Angeles and that her husband and her don’t have real money that it is all a front.

Also Jay Photoglou told Radar Online:

“Gretchen and I meet the Bellino’s through mutual friends. We socialized with them last fall just weeks after Jeff Beitzel (Gretchen’s fiancée) passed way.  Alexis knows all about our relationship.”

“Gretchen spilled the beans about our relationship to Alexis and her relationship with Jeff. She told Alexis she was merely Jeff’s caregiver.

“Alexis knows the real story behind Gretchen’s masquerade. It’s going to be interesting how Bravo plays their relationship with each other this coming season.

Well, at least she is a hot tramp lets see how the other Bitches will react to her and if there will be any jealousy and bitch slapping, gossiping, back stabbing and cougar fighting among these raving  fame whores. Cant wait till November.


The Real Housewives shut down La Perla Lingerie store and a new Housewife joined.

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The Real Housewives of OC and their entourage of camera people and crew filmed an episode of their wild train wreck of a show at a lingerie store called La Perla this past Thursday; causing the store to shut down for the evening so these Bitches would get hammered, pig out and fight while they watched male and female models parade around in their skivies for them.

Sounds like my kind of Thursday evening! I hope they got a lot of drama, backstabbing and bitch slapping out of the whole evening of filming. The store shut down from 4pm till 7pm. The OC register also reported on that same article that Jeana Keough is not going to be part of the new season, which is the opposite of what her interior designer Kelly Ellis reported on her Face Book in June.

The new girl that joined the cast of the Real Housewives of OC is Alexis Bellino this was reported in The Dirty earlier. Also an inside source told me that the new girl is married she is 32 and her husband is 46, her husband’s name is Jim, she has kids, and she knows about Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi. Gretchen is Alexis  friend. Alexis is also not from Orange County but she is young, hot and a famewhore so Bravo took her.

The Real Housewives get really ripped off by Bravo!

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The Real Housewives are not making thousands per episode as it was previously believed, pretty much what Bravo does is film these women while they pin them up against each other causing drama and other kinds of cat fighting shenanigans for our sick entertainment.

Of course before filming them with the possibility to ruin these Bitches lives forever, Bravo makes sure they have their contract monkeys write up a clever and complicated 50 page contract that changes at Bravo’s whim and it is designed to cover their asses, then they make these fame whores  sign these jacked up contracts, where they don’t get paid enough or not at all, to be embarrassed on TV while Bravo owns them and pimps them as they please, and can pull the strings when it comes to editing and decide what is the best embarrassing footage that will make these chicks look foolish, ridiculous and stupid as long as Bravo brings in more ratings. Click here for a copy of the contract.

The big thing here is that the the OC Housewives only get 10k per episode and the NJ ladies don’t get paid shit from Bravo   as posted in The Dirty earlier :

It gets worse.  In addition to receiving no compensation, they have to pay Bravo 10% of “any and all gross income…unrelated to the Series” that they earn for up to four years after the last episode of the series.  Yes, you read that correctly.  They pay Bravo, not vice versa

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Also read  section G page 3  of the contract it has some crap about how Bravo can embarrass them and use the embarrassing, disparaging footage with the purpose to make them look stupid and may expose them to public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation (bloggers like me who clown on them) and basically just says that Bravo can use that footage however they please to embarrass them and how Bravo can use the same information on all participants and with the magic of editing make some look stupid while others look like heroes. And if you read on to section 20 on page 5 they make them sign over the right to sue the Network for ruining their lives and causing all kinds of emotional and even physical damage to them. In other words they can get their ass literally kicked on the show and Bravo takes NO RESPONSIBILITY!

And it gets real complicated and crazy. The bottom line here is that Bravo is the puppet Master and the Housewives are the puppet-Bitches that can get screwed with no lube in the ass by Bravo. Damn! I can see why The New Jersey housewives got an entertainment lawyer.

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Gretchen Rossi and Slade Slimey got married?

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Gretchen Rossi and Slade Slimey got married?

I guess? or is it still more bullshit publicity stunts to feed their fame whoring asses? They posted the pictures on Flicker a couple days ago. Check out Slimey,that fucktard didn’t even shave! I wonder if Gretchen used Jeff’s ring!

The pictures are beauuuuutiful but Slimey needed to shave! At least Gretchen our favorite royal skankinnes looks hot! Oh yeah and there  is more nakid pictures of Gretchen on The Dirty. Yawn.

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