Jill Zarin got the boot to the ass by Bravo, but just like a teenager that got dumped by the boyfriend who popped her cherry, Jill  still can’t get over the breakup and her hyperactive imagination is now making her have delusions that Bravo actually wants her back! (Either that or the bitch is straight up lying it sounds like!)

Check this shit out, according to Radaronline Jill said that she was going to quit this bitchfest before they fired her “I thought about quitting the show during season 4, because my husband wanted his wife back,”  paranoid guild ridden Jill also thought the other bitches were plotting against her and I bet she was right. “I had such anxiety and pressure to act a certain way and I was paranoid for a reason, because people were planning and plotting against me.”

Jill says that she is too old to be making an ass out of herself on Housewives so she decided she is going to make an ass out of herself elsewhere, “I’m too old and have grown up too much to do Real Housewivesanymore, I want to set an example to my kids and my grandkids,”

Jill says that somebody from Bravo, called her and begged her crazy ass to come back for appearances on the show, but Jill told them to fuck off (according to her) because she is going to be famewhoring her craziness on another TV Show that will tolerate her for a minute. Jill will be driving  people crazy on, Iron Chef America’s Top 5 Moments in Kitchen Stadium History which premieres Tuesday, January 31, at 10:30 p.m. ET.

Thank you Elizabeth for sending me the headsup on this gossip!

Jill Zarin still thinks she is a big star (like she ever was) who can do whatever she wants and get away with it. But, Barbara Streisand who is a Real Big Star (not a faux-one) doesn’t think-so.

Babs recently threatened to bitch -slap the delusional out of fame-feenin Jilliousy Zarin with a lawsuit for posting an unauthorized video on Youtube of a recent performance that Jill attended.

From Radaronline:

The former The Real Housewives of New York City star attended a private event in Los Angeles where Barbra Streisand performed, and Zarin posted a video of Babs’ performance on Youtube.

As fast as you can say Oscar-winner, Barbra’s high powered attorneys reached out to Jill and demanded that she take down the video immediately.

Jill informed her fans on Twitter of the brewing legal trouble.

“Someone from Barbra streisands company just called my store to tell me to take down my YouTube video or they will sue me. Is that nuts? Sorry guys. I took it down!” she wrote

Thanks to 808wave for the link.

NeNe Leakes is a multitalented opportunist, who uses her powers of evil to get what she wants. Her latest victory is making the other ho’s hate on her and talk mad dog shit about her in every episode, even in the ones that she is not in. But, NeNe can be grateful also, and so she graciously thanks her ho’ stars for talking all that hate about the Notorious NeNe Leakes because all that shit talk from the other skanks is helping NeNe rise to the popularity top. Or so she thinks.

From NeNe’s Bravo blog:

We are up to the fifth episode, and the girls have talked about me in every one. Is that hating or what? My thoughts are simply that they have their own opinion and I have mine! I just have to continue to do me. I laugh when watching the show, because it seems as if they all got together and said, “We’re going to talk about her and say this and that! We’re going to say Cynthia is up her a–!” All of this nonsense has truly backfired, because it has helped me in every way. So for that I say thank you!

These girls will not give credit where it’s due, because their goal is to tear you down and put out false information, just as they tried to do with me, Gregg, and Charles. But that didn’t work either! Gregg and I have always been close. Gregg knows me and I know him. Our relationship was not based on lies or gossip!

 

What NeNe Leakes doesn’t realize and should learn, is that being a major mega bitch only gets you what you want for so long until it wears off and you wear out your welcome and next thing you know you can’t get free shit anymore after they fired you from the show for being a major asshole and people start forgetting you. Jill Zarin?? Who the fuck is that bitch??

From NYPost:

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New bitches new ho’ downs, the drama never ends. Even though Jill “Jillaousy” Zarin, “Co Co Puffs” Kelly Bensimoron, Cindy “Bore Me” Barshop and Alex “Frankenstein Shoes” Mccord were all axed because supposedly the situation got toxic and now a new blend of toxic got introduced to the old blend of toxic waste, that is the New York Skanks it appears these bitches are all at each other’s throats already with a whole new set of cat-fights and bitch slappery fiascoes.  Ramona is the “asshole pariah” of this season and LuAnn de Lesseps plus Sonja Morgan are pushing for the empty spot of Queen Bee that Jill Zarin left behind.

 Although, the show is supposed to be “totally different than last season.” The  NY. Daily News reported the women have already divided into teams and Ramona is now fighting with her bestie Sonja (she must of found out Mario banged her.)

From NY Daily News:

Recently an article popped up on the NY Post were a “media observer” (Jill’s minions?) spewed out  that it was all Bethenny’s influence that got Jill fired and that not only is Bethenny a master manipulator puppeteer, but also PT Barnum. “She had done a reality show, with Martha Stewart’s ‘The Apprentice,’ before any of the other housewives, so she was always 10 beats ahead,” this so called insider also states that Bethenny slept around to get ahead. “She dated WireImage’s photographer Kevin Mazur and made sure to get pictures on the red carpet before anyone knew who she was. She is the best publicist-marketer-hustler I’ve ever seen. She is PT Barnum. But the sad thing is the amount of people she’s thrown under the bus to get to where she is.”

The same insider also states that Bethenny is in the habit of chewing people up and then spitting them out when they are no use to her “One of the lessons that Bethenny could stand to learn is that a lot of times when she doesn’t have a use for someone, she lets the relationship fall by the wayside and then they burn her,” When Jill was asked what she thinks about Bethenny’s brand her response was “It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to launch a brand,” then she adds “I hope she sees [the bad press] as a mere bump in the road and chalks it up to a lesson learned. Everyone makes mistakes but it is how you handle it that defines you.” Really? Really bitch is that how YOU handle things?

Jill The article goes on to says that Bethenny is a big pain in the ass “Being around her is like having chest pains,” and adds that Bethenny likes to scream a lot and keep everyone on edge “She is a horrible, horrible screamer. Every person around her is feeling the anxiety. She goes from 0 to 60 in a second. You open the door, and you have no idea. It could be a storm, it could be a dozen roses.”

And to stay relevant  and in the spotlight former cast member Simon van Kempen put his 2cents in and said that Bethenny is “quite a troubled soul,” Simon states that him and Bethenny didn’t always see eye to eye, but he still fells she is being unfairly criticized “Bethenny and I have certainly had cross words back in the three seasons when she was on ‘Housewives,’ ” he says. “She’s a very forceful woman, very opinionated. But it’s a bit cowardly for people to come out of the woodwork now when she’s had some bad press and kick her when she’s down.”

And according to another gossip columnist Bethenny knows how to pull the strings  and manipulate Andy who apparently she’s had in her pocket for the whole time she’s been working for Bravo because supposedly she gets special privileges “she pulled Andy’s strings like a master puppeteer,” the same insider states that Bethenny’s days are numbered and that Miss Bravo and the rest of the Bravo family are getting sick of her and about to pull the plug. “The minute she stops being viable for Andy and making money, he’ll walk away from her just like he walked away from everyone else,” the insider also includes that people on Bethenny’s payroll are getting tired with her demands “More, more, more, mine, mine, mine.” And supposedly the producers feel Bethenny has worn out her Bravo welcome. “I hate to say it, but as one of the producers from the show told me: ‘We’re just hoping it’s going to be, “Bethenny’s Getting a Divorce?” says the insider. “Because how long can this go on for?”

The latest rumors are that the new bitches replacing Jill Zarin, Alex Mccord, Kelly Behemoth and Cindy Horse Teeth are supposedly ladies who married even better and had better careers than these four clowns did. The new cast consists of Carole Radziwill who is the widow of a  relative of the Kennedy clan Anthony Radziwill, also fashion designer Heather Thomson and philanthropist Aviva Drescher will be replacing the four fired housewives.

Carole Radziwill has worked as an NBC news producer and is a bestselling author and married Anthony Radziwill, nephew of the late Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Anthony died of cancer in 1999.

Carole-Radziwill

Aviva Drescher is a “Wall Street” wife who married and had three children with Investment Banker  Reid Drescher, founder of Spencer Clarke Securities and Investment Banking. Meanwhile she hangs out philanthroping to have something to do.

Aviva Drescher and Heather Thomson.

To rub salt in Jilliousy’s recent wounds of getting fired and all of that shit, Bravo decided to make sure they brought in a paid fashion designer who already made sausage encasing squeeze ware a success BEFORE coming into Housewives.  Fashion designer Heather Thomson owns and runs a shapewear business called Yummie Tummie that also happens to be a favorite of Oprah. Jill must be pulling out her hair crying. I hope she doesn’t explode of Jilliousy and blows up like a pumpkin that ate an M-80. HA HA HA!! NICE ONE BRAVO!

What still amazes me after watching all these housewives shows, is the willingness of these new women  who are supposedly “well-to-do” and “well-connected”  to put their lives out there and risk being embarrassed and ridiculed and how willingly and eager they are to  jumping in this pit of fire. Heather Thomson and Aviva Drescher have been acquainted with some of the Real House Skanks, but Carole Radziwill has “never met any of the women.” YEAH, SHE WILL NOW!!

Even though Carole has never met the other bitches I am sure she has heard enough about how reality TV can ruin your life and the other two women who run in the same social circles as the Housewives should know better and are grown enough to understand that if you join a reality show you don’t come out smelling like cupcakes and rainbows because I am sure they DON’T  live under a rock either.

But I guess people with Attention Whore Personality disorder mixed with a little mid-life crisis is what drives these bitches into doing these reality shows even if these shows have ruined other people’s lives with things like oh, bankruptcy, evictions, divorce, public humiliation, clown ass bloggers making fun of you, suicide, etc. They still don’t learn NO matter if it hurts them or members of their families who may become casualties to the herd of circus stampede they are now a part of.

Bravo has not yet confirmed anything, but these are the rumors being spread.

Meanwhile other fun rumors that got spread this week include Ramona Singer’s supposed involvement in getting Jill fired from the show a so called secret source told US Weekly that Ramoniac, “wanted Jill out and her friends in.” And she also “came to Bravo with a few pals she thought would make good additions. Bravo decided to go with the new girls and not Jill, so Ramona basically ran her off the show.” Ramona denies the allegations, “We can recommend people to come to the show, but it’s not my decision.” The other bitches left on the show are happy Jill is gone and are having a block party  “Jill caused a lot of problems,” and Ramona another supposed insider says “Her castmates were upset with her, since she’d tweet all these negative things. Karma’s a bitch.”

I wonder if Ramona recommended that Alex and Simon get the axe as well? Or was that just Bravo’s sole decision?

The show may of ended and the cameras are gone, maybe these bitches got escorted out of the building by security, I don’t know? (Alex and Simon physically thrown  out, possibly) but, Alex and Simon are still fighting with Jill while in the parking lot (could you all just imagine that scenario?) accusing the bitch of getting them fired! WHAAA??? DIDN’T SHE GET FIRED TOO??!!

Here is the scoop by US Magazine:

McCord, 37, told Good Morning America Friday that Zarin, 48, “has been trying to get me off the show for a number of years. She succeeded…She’s a manipulator and she’s very good at feeding information to her own end.”

McCord’s husband Simon van Kempen added that Zarin was a “flawed woman extraordinaire…Jill sometimes is still very much stuck in junior high as the girl who was unpopular, who was bullied. And 30 years later, she’s still there.”

In response, a rep for Zarin tells Us Weekly: “Alex and Simon’s allegations represent the type of negativity that Jill is eager to move on from. Jill will continue to take the high road and wish Alex and Simon nothing but the best.”

BITCHES! Pick up your shit and GO HOME! I don’t know if you haven’t noticed, but your fifteen minutes died fifteen minutes ago. IT’S DONE GO HOME!

Thanks to Cindy and Louise for the links!

Recently fired Jill Zarin whined to Good Day LA about the Real Housewives circus side- show, and how she felt that it sucked that she got the boot  to the ass and will not be invited back. I think out of the four women that got fired Jillious and Alex were probably the ones that took it the hardest.

The rumor is (and I totally believe this) that Bravo got sick and tired of Jill’s demanding Diva bitch attitudes.  Jill had no idea this was coming as a matter of fact she was invited to go on that housewives tour (that I didn’t report about) so she thought she was still in good standing, but methinks Bravo was just fucking with her emotions because I bet they were sick of her pain in the ass demands so I bet they thought it was funny to string her along (wouldn’t you?) OOOORRRR she just pissed someone off right before the new season started resulting in her getting the boot OOOORRRR like one of my readers mention (and I didn’t think of this at first) her as well as Alex, Cindy and specially Kelly didn’t pass the psychological test Bravo was supposed to implement after the Russell suicide.

From ABC News:

“It didn’t feel good,” she said. “Nobody likes to not be asked back to the party.” 

Jilliousy also says she didn’t ask why she got the ax so this makes me think she knew that she was a pain in the ass already:

“I didn’t really ask,” Zarin said, of whether she knew why she and her castmates had been fired. “It didn’t matter. They had made their decision.”

The fucked up part was she got these news while on vacation:

Zarin, who was on vacation last weekend when Bravo confirmed the firings, responded this week with a tease on her website, saying, “For all the people who have supported me and wished me well, you can see me on a new show that will be announced soon.”

Since Jilliousy got all kinds of butt hurt over the firing she says she don’t care because the show was toxic anyway. Yeah, but she would of jumped right in the fire-pit if they would of invited her to comeback. Dumb bitch! Just how stupid she thinks we all are:

Zarin was at the center of it all and says the show, and the Bravo TV network, couldn’t get enough of it.

“There’s no question there was fighting going on,” Zarin said. “But I believe the format of the show encourages that. And even if someone doesn’t say to you to have a fight or whatever, you feel like you’re supposed to.”

“The ratings encourage that,” she said. “It’s a toxic environment. It took me months to come down from it.”

Jill’s big mouth had to put her 2cents on Chankla Face and advices that bitch to stay out of the spotlight:

“Honestly, I wouldn’t talk to the press or anyone for six months to a year,” Zarin told “GMA.” “I would buckle down with my family and I probably wouldn’t come back on the show. It hasn’t been good to her.”

“I can’t imagine watching her crying as much as she does,” Zarin said. “But if she needs the money, she’s got to do what she’s got to do to support her family.”

Yeah, bitch just said that because she is pissed that Chankla gets to stay on the spotlight and she got cut-off.

Jill also says that a reality show doesn’t make you rich, but thanks to this shit-show she got a lot of popularity that will help her in selling her sausage skin products and maybe like two people will buy her SKWEEZ COUTUR Lingerie:

You don’t get rich doing a reality show,” she said.

Zarin has parlayed her four years on the show into her own veritable home network line of products, from endorsements, to a book, a jewelry line, on-air plugs for her family’s fabric store and now a line of SKWEEZ COUTUR lingerie.

That opportunity to now squeeze her 15 minutes-of-fame even further has allowed Zarin to take her firing in stride.

“The show was my platform,” she said on “GMA.” “So if I look at it that it was a free infomercial, so be it.”

Cindy Barshop also expressed her disgust and said that none of these bitches even got along:

“Following the reunion it was clear that the women genuinely didn’t like each other anymore,”

Honestly, I don’t even know why Horse Teeth was even in this show in the first place she was more boring than watching poop dry.

After all the rumors went back and forth about which house skanks of New York got the boot to the ass we finally got the answer. Alex Mccord took to her Twitter and admitted Bravo fired her as well as Cindy The Bore Barshop. I bet Bravo fired Alex because maybe they got tired of Simon begging them to make him a housewife with his own introduction clip before the show, who knows. Cindy was booring that bitch didn’t do anything for anybody, not only did she have fugly ass huge horse teeth, but she was fucking RUUUUDE and all she ever did was sit there with her huge mouth wide open and call attention to her teeth, while she looked shocked and flies flew in and out of her mouth and she swatted at them with her tail. Plus damn she was hard to look at!

Kelly Bensimon and Jill Zarin were also let-go by the network. I guess Bravo decided to cut their loses because it was way cheaper to cut Jill lose than to deal with her constant Jill the Diva hurricane behavior  for the sake of ratings. I bet the producers the cameramen the peons and all the people that had to put up with that bitch while filming this show are probably having a celebration fiesta with a pinata that looks like Jill.

The best decision they made was to let go of that beast Kelly Bensimoron. They should of fired that bitche’s mentally unstable ass since Scary Island, when that bitch had a level 10 mental meltdown because she more than likely was coming down from meth and pregnant Bethenny was dealing with that beast and because of her, Bethenny had to sleep with a security guard outside her door until Bravo send the crazy bitch in a padded wagon back home!  Their decision to cut her had to do with Kelly being more of a liability than an asset.

Here are Alex’s tweets:

Teresa Giudice’s ghost writer took to her Bravo blog earlier this week to try and clean the shit-foot to the mouth comments she made about her “Jewish friends” and how since she is part of the circus fishbowl (that she signed up for)  “we” the viewers must feel better about ourselves seeing what a bankrupt fool she is (true!) when we witness her money problems (you can tell that was a dig in disguise).

She also tried to say that she didn’t mean anything fucked up by talking about her “Jewish friends”  or about how her “Jewish friends” advice to leave Barney Devito was not meant to insinuate that all Jewish women are golddiggers  and being “Jewish” had “nothing” to do with her friends telling her to dump Barney Devito for a bigger wallet. Hum? Aren’t most of these house bitches the same? Most of them marry for money whether they are Jewish or non-Jewish or want to admit to it or not, and even if Teresa married Barney Devito for clannish familiarity she still bragged all first season about what a spoiled ass she was and how she wouldn’t live in a used  house with “linoleum” floors. That doesn’t even make any reasonable sense!

However, US Magazine asks a spokesperson for the Anti Defamation League (they bitch slap racist pricks into place) what they thought of Teresa’s ignorant comment and they seemed to have no problem with it : “We don’t see any problem with this,” the spokesperson told Us Weekly. “That may very well be what her Jewish friends are saying.”

 She also tried to explain that when she said that her and Barney Devito “won” the proceeding she meant that they “won” because her and Barney are still tolerating each other for show “married, sane and working hard”. Hum, I don’t know about Barney Devito being “sane”, but ok whatever you say bitch.

Teresa also tried to have ghost writer explain away her bitchy comments and attitudes about the way she acted  at Kathy’s house when she sat there spitting the Mediterranean feast Kathy had prepared for the women because you can shave and dress Teresa, but you can’t take her out. I can tell Teresa’s comments and slip ups when referring to other people come from shit she heard at home and are more ignorant than racist a little ethnocentrism with a little ignorance and you get Louis Vuitton in the mouth effect. But I personally don’t believe that means she would start flipping tables if Gia brought Ira Rosenberg home specially if he is got a fat ass wallet. But it would  still do her good to go on a full season of “An Idiot Abroad” and stay in the hostels and roach motels,  where she has to share one linoleum floor bathroom with everyone. You know, at least before she goes on to become a prison bitch and has to share the one toilet with “Butcha”, who is going to get the broomstick to initiate her crazy ass.

We don’t get to pick and choose what you see. We don’t get to hide our problems. That’s part of the fun of the Real Housewives shows, you’re seeing inside Real Housewives’ lives. You might not know everything your neighbor is going through, but you know all about your Housewife friends’ lives. Hopefully it makes you feel better about your life, makes you appreciate things, gives you a laugh, gives you something to relate to, or at least gives you a night off from your own problems. We’re not trying to cure cancer or anything. We’re just letting you peek into our lives — the good, the bad, the funny, the outrageous, the petty, the heartbreaking, the whole mess of it.

Yes, again you’re seeing me during some hard times. Going through a very public bankruptcy but not being able to talk about all the legal aspects of the case has not been easy (and that’s not because of the show, that’s because of the legal system). I know it didn’t make much sense when I said last night that Joe and I “won” the proceeding against us, but believe me, if you knew the ins and outs of this horrible case, the fact that Joe and I are still happily married, sane, and working hard does feel like a win. If you’ve ever been involved in a complicated business and personal bankruptcy or a nasty lawsuit (or two), you know the pain of this process. If you haven’t, you can’t imagine it. And God bless you for it. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

Some of my friends have told me they would have left Joe if they were me. I was trying to explain myself without calling anyone out specifically, and the way I described them to keep them anonymous was “Jewish.” They are Jewish, but being Jewish has nothing to do with why they would have left Joe. Their religion had nothing to do with the story, I was just trying to explain myself and not use anyone’s name, and my words got all jumbled. I’m so sorry if I offended anyone, but that’s not what I meant at all.

I know I might have seemed standoffish at Kathy’s party, but it’s because I was very anxious about going there. I didn’t feel welcome at my cousin’s house. There was such a strange vibe toward me, even though they might have been smiling to my face. Watching the episode and seeing what they said before I got there about the holy water and exorcism, I now know what it was. I felt like I was walking into the lion’s den, which is a horrible feeling when you’re talking about your family…

As for Jacqueline and Ashley’s family drama, I still think that it’s not for any of us to judge. Ashley has always been wonderful to my face. I can’t even begin to guess what Jacqueline is going through. I won’t say anything negative about them here, on Twitter, or Facebook. As Housewives, enough of our lives is exposed to the world. We don’t need to add to the drama by betraying our friends.

RumorFix.com posted some pictures of a house that is supposedly Teresa’s Jersey Shore beach shack. They are insinuating that Tree, Barney Devito and the girls have now moved to this smaller house and left behind the monster size funeral parlor they all lived at. I myself like this beach house waaay better,  it’s more like something where I would live at, but then again I’m a California girl who always lived at least two blocks from the beach.

Jillious Zarin must of watched the bullshit spewage dripping out of Tree’s mouth and during a taping of the Joy Behar show she snapped back about what an “embarrassing” bitch Teresa is, you know flipping tables  and looking like an asshole and all. She also says that Teresa’s fame was founded on a  “not a proud moment,”. You mean just like treating Bethenny like a shit-head, totally slamming the door on her face while she begged Jill to talk things out with her and leaving her out in the rain because your diva ass didn’t want to talk to her at that time until queen Jill is ready to. Lets not mention the way she bulldozed on Alex McScarecrow who is still learning how to fight her way out of a paper bag without going into full lobster mode.OK herpes meet the clap.

According to a post on Forbes Real Rich Bitch and Brand New Millionaires Bethenny Frankel (I can’t help it I love that bitch even if she is psycho!) was an unforgettable force of nature that could not be ignored even though she is no longer part of the cast Bethenny’s name was still mentioned over and over, during the reunion (her ears were ringing super loud that night). But unfortunately for the RHONYC since Beth left, this last season’s ratings fell lower than previous and Bravo executives are thinking about recasting the whole skank platoon and getting in some new blood.Click here to read a Forbes article about Bethenny.

I know a lot of you bitches don’t like Beth, but I do, (I’m still going to clown on her) there is something about her that’s admirable and even though she seems to flip out over the stupidest things I still can’t help, (hell, I’ve flipped out over stupid crap too before!) but admire her for being able to make the most out of her experience while swimming in the shark infested turd-sewers of reality TV and in the end she is the bitch that won the game in my eyes at least, who came into the show admitting she was a broke ass and one paycheck away from being homeless and ended up winning the 120 million dollar realtity TV lottery. While most of the other skanks have done the total opposite and bragged, bragged and bragged about how much their hubbies spoil them and all the stupid unnecessary shit they buy just to have the seams holding their faux-plush-lifestyle come apart and be exposed in the end for the brokes ass fronters they are.

And speaking of Bravo recasting these nut-bags according to another article Jill Zarin was spotted having dinner at Savanna in Southhampton where someone was eavesdropping and supposedly they heard Bobby tell Jill that it would NOT be a good idea for her to return to the trainwreck sideshow that is the Housewives. “Bobby made it clear that it was Jill’s decision but couldn’t understand what she would have to gain from returning to a fifth season,”. Maybe he is getting tired of getting dragged into her bitch slapping, gossip spats and lately he’s been having to confront Simon and maybe Bobby doesn’t want to have put  a hit out on Simon, who knows.

An insider told the Huffington post, “Her daughter is in college and it’s time to take her parents on the cruise of a lifetime they have always wanted to do. Plus the success of her Skweez Couture and other deals she has coming up are a full-time job.” Since Bobby sugar daddies Jill she doesn’t need the 265k a year she earns making an ass of herself on the Housewives and this last season the ratings were not as good as previous seasons.“The ‘New York’ show has been super successful but next season will never top the numbers they have now and after the failures of D.C. and Miami shows, everyone thinks the high point of the franchise is behind them not in front of them,”. And the insider added, “Everything has to come to an end. And the reunion show Part 2 ratings were very disappointing.” Good news for Jill is that her sausage encasing, shape- wear was picked up by major outlets so she won’t be needing the money, and I’m sure Bravo will have no problem finding another hateful spoiled skank to replace Jill, since they  seem to come a dime a dozen, that is, if they keep the Housewives franchise going.

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