Teresa Giudice’s ghost writer took to her Bravo blog earlier this week to try and clean the shit-foot to the mouth comments she made about her “Jewish friends” and how since she is part of the circus fishbowl (that she signed up for)  “we” the viewers must feel better about ourselves seeing what a bankrupt fool she is (true!) when we witness her money problems (you can tell that was a dig in disguise).

She also tried to say that she didn’t mean anything fucked up by talking about her “Jewish friends”  or about how her “Jewish friends” advice to leave Barney Devito was not meant to insinuate that all Jewish women are golddiggers  and being “Jewish” had “nothing” to do with her friends telling her to dump Barney Devito for a bigger wallet. Hum? Aren’t most of these house bitches the same? Most of them marry for money whether they are Jewish or non-Jewish or want to admit to it or not, and even if Teresa married Barney Devito for clannish familiarity she still bragged all first season about what a spoiled ass she was and how she wouldn’t live in a used  house with “linoleum” floors. That doesn’t even make any reasonable sense!

However, US Magazine asks a spokesperson for the Anti Defamation League (they bitch slap racist pricks into place) what they thought of Teresa’s ignorant comment and they seemed to have no problem with it : “We don’t see any problem with this,” the spokesperson told Us Weekly. “That may very well be what her Jewish friends are saying.”

 She also tried to explain that when she said that her and Barney Devito “won” the proceeding she meant that they “won” because her and Barney are still tolerating each other for show “married, sane and working hard”. Hum, I don’t know about Barney Devito being “sane”, but ok whatever you say bitch.

Teresa also tried to have ghost writer explain away her bitchy comments and attitudes about the way she acted  at Kathy’s house when she sat there spitting the Mediterranean feast Kathy had prepared for the women because you can shave and dress Teresa, but you can’t take her out. I can tell Teresa’s comments and slip ups when referring to other people come from shit she heard at home and are more ignorant than racist a little ethnocentrism with a little ignorance and you get Louis Vuitton in the mouth effect. But I personally don’t believe that means she would start flipping tables if Gia brought Ira Rosenberg home specially if he is got a fat ass wallet. But it would  still do her good to go on a full season of “An Idiot Abroad” and stay in the hostels and roach motels,  where she has to share one linoleum floor bathroom with everyone. You know, at least before she goes on to become a prison bitch and has to share the one toilet with “Butcha”, who is going to get the broomstick to initiate her crazy ass.

We don’t get to pick and choose what you see. We don’t get to hide our problems. That’s part of the fun of the Real Housewives shows, you’re seeing inside Real Housewives’ lives. You might not know everything your neighbor is going through, but you know all about your Housewife friends’ lives. Hopefully it makes you feel better about your life, makes you appreciate things, gives you a laugh, gives you something to relate to, or at least gives you a night off from your own problems. We’re not trying to cure cancer or anything. We’re just letting you peek into our lives — the good, the bad, the funny, the outrageous, the petty, the heartbreaking, the whole mess of it.

Yes, again you’re seeing me during some hard times. Going through a very public bankruptcy but not being able to talk about all the legal aspects of the case has not been easy (and that’s not because of the show, that’s because of the legal system). I know it didn’t make much sense when I said last night that Joe and I “won” the proceeding against us, but believe me, if you knew the ins and outs of this horrible case, the fact that Joe and I are still happily married, sane, and working hard does feel like a win. If you’ve ever been involved in a complicated business and personal bankruptcy or a nasty lawsuit (or two), you know the pain of this process. If you haven’t, you can’t imagine it. And God bless you for it. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

Some of my friends have told me they would have left Joe if they were me. I was trying to explain myself without calling anyone out specifically, and the way I described them to keep them anonymous was “Jewish.” They are Jewish, but being Jewish has nothing to do with why they would have left Joe. Their religion had nothing to do with the story, I was just trying to explain myself and not use anyone’s name, and my words got all jumbled. I’m so sorry if I offended anyone, but that’s not what I meant at all.

I know I might have seemed standoffish at Kathy’s party, but it’s because I was very anxious about going there. I didn’t feel welcome at my cousin’s house. There was such a strange vibe toward me, even though they might have been smiling to my face. Watching the episode and seeing what they said before I got there about the holy water and exorcism, I now know what it was. I felt like I was walking into the lion’s den, which is a horrible feeling when you’re talking about your family…

As for Jacqueline and Ashley’s family drama, I still think that it’s not for any of us to judge. Ashley has always been wonderful to my face. I can’t even begin to guess what Jacqueline is going through. I won’t say anything negative about them here, on Twitter, or Facebook. As Housewives, enough of our lives is exposed to the world. We don’t need to add to the drama by betraying our friends.

RumorFix.com posted some pictures of a house that is supposedly Teresa’s Jersey Shore beach shack. They are insinuating that Tree, Barney Devito and the girls have now moved to this smaller house and left behind the monster size funeral parlor they all lived at. I myself like this beach house waaay better,  it’s more like something where I would live at, but then again I’m a California girl who always lived at least two blocks from the beach.

Jillious Zarin must of watched the bullshit spewage dripping out of Tree’s mouth and during a taping of the Joy Behar show she snapped back about what an “embarrassing” bitch Teresa is, you know flipping tables  and looking like an asshole and all. She also says that Teresa’s fame was founded on a  “not a proud moment,”. You mean just like treating Bethenny like a shit-head, totally slamming the door on her face while she begged Jill to talk things out with her and leaving her out in the rain because your diva ass didn’t want to talk to her at that time until queen Jill is ready to. Lets not mention the way she bulldozed on Alex McScarecrow who is still learning how to fight her way out of a paper bag without going into full lobster mode.OK herpes meet the clap.