The new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hillbillies opened up with a somber note on  August 29th 2011, the day of Russell Armstrong’s funeral. To be honest I don’t even think I want to go into full recap mode because after what happened to Russell the whole Housewives franchise is now tainted. It’s the truth and it’s sad, I’m not saying it’s Bravo’s fault, but did Russell going on this show only amplified his problems? Did going on this show become a nightmare to this dude that started out with him agreeing to drop that Bravo hit of acid that Chankla peer pressured his ass to take while whispering in his ear “come on it will be fun!” meanwhile only thinking about the fun SHE  would have on this famewhoring roller-coaster of chaos, but NOT thinking about how Russell will freak out specially after the walls start to melt and there’s trails following your words until  it becomes a bad acid trip? I cannot think of any other way to describe it, but that’s how horrible it must be to be on a reality show.

Week after week ever since I started this blog (for fun) I have sat here and clowned on these housewives for everything and anything that I found ridiculous, especially their blatant insistence that their faux wealth makes them untouchable from our consistent trail of banter festivals, and when their faux-fronts crumbled down I pointed out the obvious and went into full insane-clown mode while Y’all joined me in the mocking- marathons on these ho’s.

I always thought that once the cameras stopped rolling and these bitches closed their doors that their superiority complexes protected them from our various and colorful array of taunts and that the next season the clowns would just return with the circus that is Bravo to take more tomatoes to the face while they sit and try to look sophisticated on  the stage of their faux-reality.

But now that I see that a man is dead (who wasn’t even a housewife, but rather a casualty that happened to be dragged into this mess)  it makes me wonder if it is even right for all of us to watch these shows and point out all these people’s ridiculousness in all it’s embarrassing glory while they are going through serious mental problems and Bravo is exploiting them. I don’t want everyone to think I’m sitting here preaching from the morality soapbox (especially the crass, loudmouthed, gutter mouth bitch I am) but after this tragedy I feel disappointed at the way Bravo just went ahead with their  “Ok the show must go on” attitude and all they did was slap on a little segment of the housewives talking about Russell and their opinions on the possible reasons of why they think he offed himself. Of course those reasons revolve mainly around money and how in the “town” they live at broke assess with Hyundai Sonata budget and Rolls Royce taste have to put up a front which can put a lot of unnecessary pressure on someone like Kyle puts it. Yep, Russell was a little dog trying to hang with the big dogs, all  housewives and their husbands silently agreed with that.

This episode was mainly focused on Adrienne Maloof’s  awkward dinner party and Chankla Face’s marital problems, plus her efforts in visiting a therapist to help her and Russell fix their marriage, a marriage that we all now know how it ended and this makes the whole thing sad and very grim and it sucks all the funny out of the whole season, but I’m still going to try and make my recaps funny, maybe not this one, but the future ones at least because the least we could do is learn from all of this and everyone individually will figure out the lesson they can pull out of this train-wreckage.

While everyone sat down at the dinner party Adrienne flipped out on her husband Paul for some stupid ass reason, I guess she thought that by Paul fucking around and joking he was embarrassing her when in reality the more bitchy she became the more she looked like an ass. I was embarrassed for this poor rich bitch. I think the main problem is  that she keeps letting Paul try more face-lift experiments on her already stretched out strange looking-frozen mug, hence her new face this season, and Paul keeps screwing up these face-lift experiments making her look more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr so this bitch keeps getting angrier and angrier at Dr. Frankenstein and that’s why she keeps getting more and more irritable with him.   I can see in my crystal ball that Adrienne and Paul are the next motherfuckers to get a divorce. Adrienne admits that her husband gets in her last nerve and that they can stand each other only in small doses. Sounds like Adrienne is ready to trade Paul in for a younger model since she is the suga-mama with the money in this relationshit (misspelled on purpose).

After Adrienne, managed to make everyone uncomfortable at this dinner party,  Chankla Face starts talking about Russell and how she is having difficulty in her marriage and is dragging Russell to therapy. While Chankla yaps away Lisa’s husband Ken jumps in to put in his 2cents and tells Chankla that therapy is for weak people. So he pretty much implies that Chankla and Russell are pussies for going to therapy, Chankla believes  his crazy ass is the one that really needs therapy because he sits there carrying a fucking dressed dog all day and bragging about how the dog is so good looking and dresses so nice other dogs are jealous of it, but Chankla doesn’t say that and just thinks it so instead she runs to the bathroom and cries to Kyle after getting offended at Ken’s comment and Ken gets offended at Kyle when she jumps in defending Chankla Face and instructs her to NOT use the word “offended” when she describes Chankla’s reaction.  So he then instructs the bitch to use the word “upset” instead. Lisa VanderDump is pissed off that Chankla Face is trying to manipulate Kyle to fight her battles and turn her against the VanderDumps she also calls Chankla a liar. And Lisa is absolutely right! Chankla Face is intimidated by the VanderDump bitch because not only can this bitch crush her with her wallet she can see through her bullshit and Chankla knows it.

The pettiness continues when Chankla Face returns from the bathroom and gets confronted for being a bitch and a manipulator. Suddenly Lisa decides she is done and comes up with the lamest excuse ever invented in the history of mankind, for abruptly leaving a dinner party and blurts out “I gotta pick up someone from the airport” I don’t even know why she even said that shit because everyone already KNEW why they where leaving. All this petty bullshit seems so insignificant and stupid compared to what was coming in the months ahead as Russell prepared to live his final days in this reality TV fishbowl. How did Alison Dubois and her magical cigarette not predict this outcome?

Sorry maybe the next recap I do won’t be so grim!

On the eve of her now ex-husband’s wedding, Cuntmille Grammer spend the evening with the other house ho’s at Lisa VanderDump’s restaurant celebrating a friends birthday.

Surprisingly Kyle Richards was there too even though cameras are no longer shooting . In a recent interview to Radaronline Cuntmille Grammer says she wishes Kelsey and Kayte well.

Ya’ bitches all know damn well that, not long after that interview was over with and she had gone home she was pulling out the voodoo dolls and calling her friend Allison Dubois who was nice and drunk off her ass,  ready to  teach Cuntmille how to cornhole stab those dolls  in the most painful places possible. Because hater Cuntmille even went as far as saying publicly that when Kelsey’s new ho’ was knocked up and lost the baby  last year, that it was their bad Karma or something lame to that effect .So you know she is just wishing them well, to not look like the real hater asshole that she is. Here is the original article from Radaronline:

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer breaks her silence exclusively to RadarOnline.com on the wedding between her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer and girlfriend Kayte Walsh, saying “I feel like I’m losing my best friend.”

Calling it “bittersweet”, Camille told us: “Kelsey and I spent 14 years together and built a great life for ourselves. We have two children, and they mean the world to me.”

Camille, 42, spent Thursday night — the eve of her ex-hubby’s wedding with fellow RHOBH cast mates Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards and friends Rick and Kathy Hilton. The group celebrated a friend’s birthday at the hottest restaurant in Beverly Hills, Villa Blanca, which Vanderpump owns.

“I do wish him well and I’ll miss him,” Camille told us. “We spent many great years together and we’ve been through a lot. But at the end of the day, he’s made his decision and I’ll be fine. I’ve got a great support group, real and true friends and I’m moving forward with my life. I was sad and wanted to make things work but I’m completely fine now. I’m moving on.”

In fact, it appears Kelsey was the last thing on her mind. Camille was the toast-of-the-town, looking stunning in her form fitting red dress with matching Christian Louboutin heels.

“I’m just enjoying tonight and celebrating Kyle’s manager’s birthday,” Camille says. “It’s always good to be out and hang with the girls. They’ve showed me support through this very difficult time.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kelsey, 56, is saying his ‘I do’s’ for the fourth time to Walsh on Friday, who’s 26 years his junior.

While Camille wishes Kelsey much happiness and success, she says she has more important things on which to focus.

“My children are most important to me,” Camille says. “I’m a mother and I adore my children. I live for them.”

We start with the part were it ended last time where Andy is asking Cuntmille if she thinks Kyle is jealous of her and she is not denying it , since she realized everyone on the blogs and  the Internet is calling her a delusional whore.

Cuntmille complaints to Andy that Kyle calls her delusional and right after that Kyle agrees that Cuntmille hears what she wants to hear . Therefore she is delusional. End of story.

Then Kim starts rambling on about the conversation of  that day of doom and Andy asks Kim if she believes Kyle is a bully .After a short pause that said it all, Kim nervously answers a fake ass ‘N-no, not normally’ and Kyle shoots her the’ I’m gonna kick your ass if you call me a bully look’. Of course since Cuntmille is sitting next to chicken head Kim and she hates Kyle she immediately disagrees with Kim and tells her “I’ve seen her bully you”.  Kim agrees with a nod and looks at Kyle nervously, because she knows later Kyle is gonna sit on her and fart  and will end up paying for that nod. Seriously that bitch is nervous.

For some reason Mrs. VanderDump jumps in and defends Kyle and disagrees with Lady KaKa on the bully comment.

Andy doesn’t let Cuntmille off the hook yet and reminds her of how she has complained of being a bullied victim. Then he asks her if she takes responsibility for anything wrong she’s done . She sour of takes responsibility when she states that she’s sorry she made comments about Mauricio being a womanizer but instead she turns it around and says it was originally her friend Linda Blair aka Allison DuBois that called Mauricio a cheater .  That’s kinda true except Cuntmille was there dumping gasoline on that fire since she made sure she made each margarita with a whole bottle of Patron and that Linda Blair guzzled like 17 of those .

Cuntmille decides to make a lame attempt at defending herself and says that she is a philanthropic humanitarian but the camera never shows that side of her . Andy says he remembers her bragging about doing kind things for people before and he smoothly reminds her that during that scene she compared herself to Jesus.  Cuntmille says she feels stupid about it . ‘Cause she is!

While Cuntmille was spewing that trail of bullshit out of her mouth. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. was sitting there shooting Cuntmille some dirty ass looks of disgust. Although Adrienne’s face is frozen her eyes said she wanted to really round house kick that heffa in the face.

Andy tells Cuntmille she came out with some rotted whoppers out of her ass, ’cause she’s a dumb bitch. Everyone agrees.

And now let’s talk about the Spoge Bob Gay Pet situation. We get to see a clip where Lisa says she is surprised that under all that dynamite is a tiny 2 inch penis. Really? So she was really sticking her fingers up his cornohole?

 Andy asks Mrs. VanderDump what happened between her and Cedric. Lisa states that she kept asking his punk ass to move out and Andy ads ‘since the first episode’ . Lisa agrees since his Sponge ass was living with them for over a year and is an asshole who is obviously just trying to ‘discretit’ her  and is a ‘lying, egotistical, narcissistic, vindictive, vile , piece of …’ crap.

Andy states that this freeloading Sponge lived with her and Ken for a year and nine months for free ‘and doesn’t contest that’.

Mrs. VandeDump tells Andy all the miserable shit that Sponge put her and Ken through. We also learned in the end Cedric was real nasty when asked one more time to move out and Kyle spills out Lisa had to file a police report on his punk ass, because he was blackmailing her and Ken.  No one was supposed to know but Lisa didn’t seem to mind that Kyle slipped since it is the truth.

They show a short interview with Cedric trashing Lisa and Ken and saying some shit about how the reason he ended up moving out was because the tension was building up and ends up blaming it on Lisa’s ego. While  I agree that the tension was building up from day one. I disagree it was due to Lisa’s ego alone , it was due to Cedric’s stupid ass not getting the hint that this was just a temporary situation and his punk ass was just wearing out his welcome when staying with these rich ancient bastards.

Cedric however insist that Lisa and Ken abused him and didn’t pay him shit to be Lisa’s pet, he states he was paid with puppies and flowers, (while I’m sure he was eating their food smoking their weed drinking their booze and driving their cars). Sponge Bob Gay Pet says that after Ken and Lisa had their fun with him, they kicked him to the curb. What were they using him as their gay sex Real Doll?. Lisa admits that all her friends warned her about this freeloader sponge ass and his evil ways. But Lisa like a kind dumb ass choose to ignore it and play sucker to Cedric’s bullshit stories . Which turns out it all was bullshit he was not abandoned and has family.

Andy wonders what life is like for Spongy outside of the comforts of the VanderDump Mansion. It seems Sponge Bob Gay pet is no longer someones Sponge Pet and is now a stray who has to sell his ass on the corner of Sunset and Vine so he can afford his ass waxing bill to do low budget gay porn flicks, in order to survive.

Chankla Face gets questioned on what’s up with her loveless marriage to her fugly ass huusband who can’t stand her. The the bitch still tries to cover it up with some lame ass bullshit excuse about how there was ‘inattentiveness on both parts’. Not to mention the fact that she blows a lot of money her and her husband don’t really have since it must be getting harder than hell to scam people specially now that this bitch is on a reality show and everyone saw Russell’s mug on TV. His ass must hate that trout lipped bitch even more now. Next were gonna hear that they’re getting a divorce . Watch.

Mrs. VanderDump says that Russell is a cold ass weird creep, serial killer type. And Chicken Head Kim says that Chankla walks in front of his ass and leaves him behind when they’re going somewhere. Then she offers to take him off Chankla’s hands cause she’s desperate even weirdo ass Russell will do. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. says Chankla lost respect for Russell ’cause of his little wiener. She shouldn’t talk. Didn’t she break her husbands nose when she punched him after he tried that penis enhancement procedure himself and failed miserable at it?

So then they bring the men in.  Mauricio, Ken, Russell and Paul are all present. Wasn’t that fucker Rusell more bald before? I bet hes been using his Rogaine.Andy is just happy to enjoy the eye candy that is Mauricio.

Andy reads a question by a reader that asks Dr. Frankenstein why he thinks Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. is always critical of him. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. warns her husband to be careful how he answers the question since he has to leave with her tonight and she will break his nose again if he doesn’t watch his big mouth. Gotta give that bitch credit for wearing the pants. Paul admits that he is into bickering and getting smacked around by his wife while she dominatrix his ass . So there you go he is into it. Then Dr. Frankenstein becomes Sex Doctor Frankenstein and says that you gotta get that sucker in an’ out and get it over with fast.

Then we find out everyone else did not sign a prenup. Except Adrienne and Paul. Cuntmille because she got lucky that Kelsey was thinking with his dick in his hand when he married her just like he is with his current wife now. The VanderDumps didn’t sign one because those didn’t exist back when they got married 150 years ago. And Kyle and Mauricio who knows maybe they’re too poor. And I am surprise Russell didn’t force Chankla to sign one. But I guess when yer a con-artist who gives a shit.

Andy asks Russell why he’s suck a dick to his wife and he blames it on the economy and children. Then we find out Chankla Face has nothing to worry about when it comes to Russell trading her in for a 20 year old because his old ass doesn’t have the energy for a 20 year old. For a 40 year old that looks way better than Chankla ever did maybe , but not for a 20 year old. So there you go.

We also found out that Mauricio’s hot ass gets send thousand of racy fotos of skanks that are willing to do the nasty with him while Kyle joins in. And that fucker smiles like a pig in shit! That’s the price Kyle pays for having displayed her hot ass flirty man on TV.

 I know nasty ass Cuntmille hit on his ass and he refused her in the past. But now a change of heart came over  Mauricio when he decided to give in to Cuntmille’s advances so that he can keep the real state paycheck coming. As we all see with their flirty behavior when they’re both blowing kissess at each other! And notice how Cuntmille makes her kiss all porned out and dramatic! Kyle must really be loving this! She’s gonna murder that blonde.

Rusell wants Mauricio to forward the skank pics to him and old grandpa Mr. VanderDump brags that he got a nakid pic of an 86 year old granny. He’s a funny old fart ain’t he? I like those bastards the VanderDumpsters they’re a fun couple!

Right after we find out the shenanigans that Cuntmille has Mauricio up to Andy moves on to ask Cuntmille whats up with her suspiciously sexual relationship with Nick the Sancho Dick.

 We get to see all the flirtation and innuendo touchy feely kissy chummy sick shit going on between Sancho and Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome whore . The only parts omitted were when Cuntmille and Sancho were getting it on and that’s only because it’s illegal to show raunchy sex on regular television. Specially bestiality. See this is why I don’t feel sorry for this skank and her huusband cheating on her, because either she was fooling around on him for reals or just as much as he was. And they’re most likely both guilty of cheating so how can we feel sorry for her.

 Then we see this little clip were this ho’ says ‘Kelsey is fine with me hanging around handsome Nick while he’s away’ and laughing wickedly. Yea, I bet he’s fine with you hanging around Nick while he’s away playing with Kayte!

I love how Miss Andy called out Lady KaKa on what an asshole she is when flirting with Dick in front of his wife. And the dumb bitch tries to play it off by smiling like its no big thing. Then she  slips by accident some shit about how after the wife watched the show all this flirting pissed off Nicks wife. Plus she felt stupid to allow this type of disrespect towards her after people  that saw the show  were asking her why she’s such a doormat  . I BET! 

 I wonder if  Cuntmille mentioned it on purpose, to show the world she can be a bitch and seduce another woman’s husband. After she makes this admission she  glosses over it by laughing like it’s no big deal. I bet some confrontations and yelling went on either between Cuntie and Nicks’ wife or Nicks’ wife and Nick or who knows but I bet some good shit went down when the cameras where not around.

Another reader sends in a question for Cuntmille about how inappropriate it is to kiss a married man on the lips plus lets Cuntmille know that this is the very reason women are catty to her.  Cuntmille can’t come up wit a good enough excuse but blames it on being Italian. RIIIGGHHHTTTT!!!! I don’t see the Manzo sisters or even Teresa kissing Jacqueline’s husband on the lips. Bitch better come up with better lies .

Andy asks of the housewives who would kiss their friends husband on the lips. Everyone says no. Mrs. VanderDump says she would molest Nick and Chankla Face admits she would stick her tongue down Kyle’s throat. Mauricio gets all excited. Sick bastard! LOL

Another question comes in from a viewer this time for Grandpa VanderDump about how he felt when Lisa announced to the world they only screw on Christmas and his birthday. The reader asks how did that make him feel? He responded that it made him feel terrible because Lisa was lying since they also have sex on Valentine’s day. That’s a lot of sex for a 250 year old grandpa like Mr. VanderDump. He has to save the few boners he gets for special occasions; he doesn’t want it to fall off by accident.

Then after some good laughs about Mr. and Mrs VanderDumps dumpy Christmas sex last Christmas the undesirable Sponge Bob Gay Pet topic comes up. Mr. VanderDump says he hates that bastard, because Cedric had the audacity to say that he hated Lisa and his children . Sponge Bob Gay Pet must be one ungrateful bastard after he lived the life of Riley off these rich kind senile folks . So what if Mr. VanderDump wanted him to wear a girl scouts outfit once in a while and sit on his lap? They’re were paying him good for it, those puppies and flowers cost money you know!

Kyle gets called out on being a bully to Kim again and Kyle just says that its who she is while Kim acts like the battered wife. Cuntmille has this look on her like she is planning on getting Kim on her side and I wound’s put it past her if she is coming back next season just to play the sisters against each other.

Kyle shows her guilt when she breaks down crying pretty much admitting she does bully her sister. I bet it is because when these bitches were growing up being ‘child actresses’ Kim was the pretty older blonde sister while Kyle was the tomboyish dark haired one that used to take shit from her mom and get compared to older sister. But now that they are older and the tables have turned Kyle is in a  better situation because she is the younger hotter sister that married a hot Latin lover, while Kim suffers from ‘has been child actress crazy cat lady who drinks in the closet syndrome’. But to a certain degree I think  both bitches  have ‘child actress has been syndrome’. No doubt.

We get to see a montage on all the Kim and Kyle fights up until the big limo fight were Kim appears hammered. Kyle tells Kim to fuck off for ever, plus the last episode were Kim is left crying in the limo alone. We also see the part were  Kim  spits out some shit about how Kyle stole Kims’ house. Andy probes Kim and Kyle about the inside problems. He specially probes Kim on her alcoholism problems. Kyle tells Andy it’s all private stuff or in other words none of your business and Kim pretty much tells Andy to quit pestering her with questions on, ‘That night” or about her closet alcoholism problems because everything is good between her and Kyle right now and she like to ‘KEEP IT THAT WAY!” .

All the other bitches form a cacoon of silence around Kim about her boozing problems too. Except Mrs. VanderDump because that bitch knows that Kim is an alkee and tells Andy to asks Kyle  about Kims’ drinking problems. When Mrs. VamderDump says that Kyle goes out of her way to protect Kim what she means is that Kyle covers up for the fact that what Kim really needs is to go to alcohol rehab. But Kyle of course does exactly what Mrs. VanderDump accuses her off by covering up for Kim and saying some shit like ‘I dont wanna talk about it!’ . Why do these people go on national TV if they don’t want to talk about their fucked up lives that they are displaying to us? WHY?

Notice after Mrs. VanderDump hints around Kim’s alcoholic problems Chankla follows and also hints around all this private mysterious hush hush we don’t talk about it booze addictions of Kim and says ‘ This a long history and you know,  there is I think a lot of scars, and we all understand a little bit about what that might mean…’ Blah blah  That means Kim’s being a heavy drinker a loooong time! Right after Chankla said this Miss Andy tells her she is a shit stirrer. Which she is!

Andy also does some shit stirring of his own so that Kim and Chankla get into it when Chankla is talking about how Kim’s attitude and personality that evening was due to ‘other factors at play’ and Andy says ’cause the bitch was drunk off her ass.

Miss Andy tells all the bitches to quit being so kind and that the big fat elephant in the room is bugging the shit out of him so he straight up asks Kim if she is a drunk. Kim straight up lies and denies. Then tells Andy in the nicest way ‘ I don’t want to talk about that night at all thank you.’ In other words shut the fuck up.

It seems that Kim and Kyle made up. At least for now.

Soon after that the heat gets turned up to high when Miss Andy brings up the dinner from hell and that so called psychic who really is a psycho bitch; who was the main feautured  2 headed dragon beast spitting out poisonous balls of fire getting on every bitches nerves. Even Mrs VanderDump wanted to break her margarita glass and cut that vile evil devil cock sucking bitch.

When Andy asks Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome what was going through her mind when this was going on she answers ‘ I was uncomfortable’ I call BULLSHIT! On that because we all saw damn well the bitch was enjoying every single minute of it!

Another reader question comes in and Cuntmille gets called out on getting that Dubois bitch drunk off her ass on purpose to stir all this shit because she knows Allison is a major asshole when she is drunk.

Mrs. VanderDump cant help herself and straight up tells Cuntmille that her friend Allison was ‘A nasty piece of work and she was looking for trouble”. DAMN RIGHT TELL HER MRS VANDERDUMP!

Miss Andy reads Cuntmille an email from a reader that questions Cuntmilles on being a hypocrite bitch who glosses over her own porn slut past by putting down Faye Resnick when she called her a morally corrupt ho’.

You can tell Andy wants to also bitch slap Cuntmille on her hypocrite bitchy ways that when he brings up her egging Faye Resnick on he even mocks Cuntmilles voice when he says to her ‘ Oh I know who you are you posed in Playboy!” . Homeboy wants to smack that ho’.  Stand in line Andy!

Cuntmille blames her shitty attitude towards Faye over some made up delusional,  fantasy she made up in her psycho head about how the other skank gave her a fake smile when Cuntmille introduced herself to her.

Cuntmille once again attacs Faye Resnick over being in Playboy and writing a book about her murdered friend. Kyle straight up jumps on her and tells her she doesn’t know Faye and should just shut the hell up, cause Cuntmillle ain’t no nun but instead is a porn skank also.

Cuntmille jumps on Kyle and calls her ‘tasteless’ for showing pictures of her porn days during the limo ride. Mrs. VanderDump once again speaks the truth and asks Cuntmille why the hell she keeps the porn skank and Playboy shoots she did hidden and  what the big deal is about her doing these  nudy patooty shoots and Cuntmille just shoots Mrs. VanderDump a dirty look cause she knows she is right.

Cuntmille continues on her campaign to say that this is all a set up for poor poor Cuntmille look at her poor poo poo face doesn’t she have a victim face? Kyle straight up tells that ho she don’t take no responsibility for any shit storms she creates but Cuntmille just sits there and lies . What else do you expect from this narcisistic bitch?

Right when Cuntmille is sitting there looking crazy going ‘ Its a set up’ ‘That’s a set up!’ . Kyle yells ‘ She thinks everything is a set up!’ and Cuntmille says to her ‘Oh stop it!’ I was thinking what the fuck? Right there with the cameras rolling she starts denying her crazy ramblings. Then she calls herself delusional and says that Kyle said she is  delusional  AND that Kyle called this  a ‘set up’. Yes a fucking ‘SET UP!’. Which is what she repeated in several previous ramblings a few minutes ago right in front of a camera crew . Not only is she delusional but also stupid. 

It was like talking to a crazy person . Oh wait it’s Cuntmille it was talking to a crazy person. I’m surprised that Miss Andy dind’t get up and punch that bitch in the face right after that ridiculous bullshit and I am proud at the control and restrain that Miss Andy showed during this bitches crazy moment of insanity .Instead Miss Andy kept it professional and spewed out the first thing he could think of  that could sorta keep it neutral ,   ’It’s a little bit of a standoff there!” 

Then Andy moved on to talk about that bitch that sleeps with Satan Allison Dubois . Once again we get to see the clips of that bitches disgusting attitude and again Mrs. VanderDump tells Cuntmille that the shit that Allison said about peoples children was sick all the other bitches agreed too, because that is sick beyond sick like I couldn’t believe it sick. And you could tell Cuntmille felt stupid but only because there was cameras there otherwise she wouldn’t give a rats ass and would still be sitting there making fun of peoples children going missing while she gets hammered with Allison.

Andy reads the number one question he got for Cuntmille about how her friend Allison who is a so called psychic sucks ass and why  didnt  she warn Cuntmille about Kelsey’s affair . Cuntmille actually and surprisingly admits that Allison was getting the readings confused, when she told Kyle that Mauricio is a scandalous ho’ of a husband. When it was really Kelsey being the scandalous ho’ and cheating on Cuntmille.

Andy asks the bitches if there is anything else they want to get off their chest about the dinner in New York. Cuntmille starts her shit again with Kyle but in the end only Mrs. VanderDump and Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. have no regrets the other bitches are regretful for looking like fools. And it seems like Cuntmille fake apologizes to Kyle  . But I think Cuntmilleneeds to shut the hell up. But  at least she faked apologized, plus she already got a lot off her chest since it appears to me that the real reason her chest is flaming red is because she got an allergic reaction to the wax they used last time she went in to have the pubic hairs from her chest removed. Mistery solved!

All of the sudden Bravo was announcing yesterday, a new tentacle to this monstrosity called Real Housewives Of Miami. Whose first season it’s supposed to be released, to replace the next season of  The Real Housewives of New York  whose turn it was to be hanging from the reality TV pinata tree.

A couple of these Miami skanks look just as over processed and plastic as the bitches from Beverly Hills and a couple of them look younger .  Rumor has it that Bravo may be replacing RHONY with these Miami lice bitches. Because after viewing footage from last season, the powers that be at Bravo decided that the New York ho’s were too boring and Bethenny Frankel refuses to come back to be a part of that 6 clown circus.

Even though announcements  for the February 15th  premiere of the next season of the Real Housewives of New York were running all over the network . Bravo decided at the last minute, that they were pushing the show  back to begin sometime in March or April. Looks like they didn’t even give a real set date either.

Yesterday Andy Cohen emailed all of the New York ho’s an email with a lame ass excuse that, they needed more time to edit the show and will be starting it later during the year. Meanwhile the new replacement Real House Skanks of Miami was going to premiere in their place. How convenient.

According to Ramona the email read “URGENT,”. See with urgency. And the bullshit ass reason Bravo gave those ho’s for starting the show later on was they needed  “more time to make the show as GREAT and as big a hit as possible.” Translation : ‘This shit is boring and it sucks ass. So we need more time to polish this boring turd and edit the beejeevez out of it, to see if we can find more drama to give the blood thirsty audience what they want. Or we may just clip the whole thing in the editing room and never bring it back”.

Andy also told those ho’s not to tweet about this crap until Bravo made a final decision. Then he wrote : “We decided yesterday that our best bet was to give ourselves a little breathing room,” and “I would rather get the show right than rush it to air.”

According to some secret source :’ They wanted the ladies to fight like cats and dogs, but they got along,”

The so called secret source also revealed that, those bitches are worried that they will get the boot from the show :”[But] they are now freaking out that they’ll get fired for being boring and replaced by more fiery women.”

Meanwhile the New York Bitches are in denial. Dumb and Dumber Alex and Simon tweeted about it even though they were told not to. Andy Cohen is also denying any rumors of the show being canceled.

There’s also some interesting rumors that air head Kim Richards and Queen of Psycho Bitches Camille Grammer may not be coming back to this airplane crashing on a train wreckrage. Yeah, I bet Kim can’t be there since she’s probably busy doing alcohol and drug rehab. But there are talks that Bravo may be hinting to Cuntmille to move to New York so she can transfer to become a Real House Skank of New York and stalk her ex husband and his new wife as an added bonus shenanigan!

Jill Zarin the other most hated House Skank of them all; also invited Cuntmille Grammer to go hang out with her and the skanks of New York.  (Possibly in desperation so they don’t ax the show).

Bravo also has some new psycho heffas in mind to replace Cuntmille and the other crazy alkee bitch Kim Richards. Apparently they want to bring out the bitch in Adrienne Maloof aka Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. Since they are trying to lure this rich skank who happens to be a Los Angeles Lakers exec. Jeanie Buss daughter of   team owner Dr. Jerry Buss and girlfriend of Lakers coach Phil Jackson. Adrienne Maloof’s family happens to own the rival team Sacramento Kings  . Great the producers are shooting for an all out old fashion basketball hooligan riot.

Sylvester Stallone’s wife Jennifer Flavin Stallone was also promised shinny new objects and harassed asked  to do the show. But Mr. Stallone must of watch this bitch circus and told her ass AWW HELL NO!

Sources NYPost and NYDailyNews Thanks to my reader Cydney on this gossip.

Here is the original report from Aceshowbiz:

There may be a couple of housewives ditching “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“, but producers are ready to replace them with more notable names. It was reported that Paris Hilton‘s aunt Kim Richards and Kelsey Grammer‘s ex-wife Camille Grammer might not return to the franchise, so the producers are building a safety net by talking to several powerful women.daily routine, including attending Lakers games. She would make an interesting addition because castmember Adrienne Maloof-Nassif’s family owns the rival Sacramento Kings.Sylvester Stallone‘s wife, Jennifer Flavin Stallone. A former model, Jennifer runs a beauty care products company and is mom to three young daughters. Unlike Jeanie who reportedly has been approached, Jennifer has not spoken with anyone from Bravo and her husband is allegedly not into the idea.Eddie Cibrian‘s ex Brandi Glanville who has proven to the world that she is one mouthy mother. Brandi is infamous for launching scathing attack on Eddie’s now-fiancee LeAnn Rimes and for recent DUI case. TMZ asked her about the casting possibility but she played it coy.Robbie Williams‘ wife, said no to reality TV. “They wanted her very badly, but she will not be going forward with Real Housewives. She is an actress and is pursuing acting, not reality TV,” a rep for her said.

To name one is Los Angeles Lakers exec Jeanie Buss, who is not only “the most powerful woman in sports” but also the lover of Lakers head coach Phil Jackson and daughter of the team’s owner. TMZ said producers went to the length of observing her

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There’s one last name whom Bravo wanted but she has declined. Ayda Field, who is now famous for being

The first thing Andy read to those bitches was an email from a viewer calling them out on looking like deformed circus freaks with all that plastic surgery and pointing our how their intends to look young just backfires on them. He straight up asks Mrs. VanderDump what she thinks of this . Mrs. VanderDump denies ever having plastic surgery and says she’s only full of embalming fluid and other natural substances like Chupacabra feces to keep her face from falling off.

Then she states ‘ I think it’s very rude to judge the way someone looks!’  True! But so what .Ya’ all wanted to be on this low brow, side show, so expect to be clowned on ! Then Lisa threatens to go visit the girl that send the email . Yeah, I think if Lisa really went to visit that girl she probly would not even get out of the car specially is the chick lives in a more fun ‘eclectic’ neighborhood. Which to Mrs. VanderDump would be any clean neighborhood that isn’t Beverly Hills.

Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. somehow made sure Miss Andy stated ‘For the record’, that her husband Dr. Frankestein is not her plastic surgeon. Riiiigggth. Then she goes on a spewage about how if she would let her husband Dr. Frankenstein work on her mug he may ruin it beyond repair. Specially if they got into a fight the night before. Yeaah, I think it’s too late he already did that shit. I bet he told her to lie and say he isn’t her plastic surgeon so that he can still get business and people don’t think he is gonna mess up their faces like he did to Adrienne while he practiced on hers.

Then Miss Andy read another email where a viewer tells those bitches they would know the price of a Gucci handbag but don’t know the price of a gallon of milk because they are too delusional . Kyle takes a good guess and says $3.49. She is close. Andy tells her it is  $3.29 . But she does have a point it is Beverly Hills so expect shit to be more expensive. Kim jumps in and admits her almost broke ass goes to Costco.

Chankla Face got called out by a viewer on the 60K birthday party for her small daughter who hated the whole thing anyways and didn’t give a rats ass about it. Chankla Face blows it off by saying everyone had a good time. Except Kennedy who the party was for. Lisa straight up says it was ‘bloody ridiculous’.

 Notice how Chankla just shuts the fuck up because she knows she is on the lower ‘Pecking order” to use the beast’s quotes. Because she is really an Oklahoma social climber and the VanderDump bitch has way more money than her and her con artist hubby who tried to pass her ass off as Ford Family Royalty.

Andy mentions how everyone trips on how rich these bitches are. And Mrs. VanderDump admits her house is 17 square feet and wants to downsize to a home where she doesn’t have to call her husband on the cell phone.

The question about Cuntmille complaining about her and Kelsey’s New York apartment being small comes up. And somehow Cuntmille manages to blame the complaining on Kelsey liking his space and ‘Man room’ I’m sure so he can pork the new ho’ there . Then she moves on to the subject about how Kelsey pushed her to do the show to distract her and make her look like an asshole while he was having his affair.

I’m telling you the guy is a genius and he knew she was gonna make herself look like an asshole all on her own and without any help from him because of the sewer poison that comes out of her mouth.

Andy calls Cuntmille a ‘lighting rod’. He also makes sure he rubs her face in her own IBS wet feces, by bringing up that a tabloid called Cuntmille ‘The most hated housewife’. Cuntmille says she was very ‘hurt’ and ‘devastated’ . She also whines that she’s been ‘Villanaised’. What, did she think was gonna happen?  Did she think she was gonna come out smelling like roses after jumping in the sewer, shit waters, of reality television?

Andy doesn’t cut her no slack and reads off a laundry list of  very truthful names that people on the blogosphere called her . Including  passive aggressive , narcissistic, and he makes sure he included ‘insecure’. Yes ‘ insecure’ the word that Lady KaKa couldn’t let go of when she stated Kyle caller her an ‘insecure’ bitch. Andy likes to get those bitches pissed and he knows exactly how to push their buttons . Love it .

Then of course Chankla Face threatens people by saying that if people said all those truthfull statements and names  to Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome’s plastic face, they would have ‘problems’ .She continues by berating those behind the computers who clown on people with ‘perfect lives.’ Now it’s ‘perfect lives!’ So everyone on the blogs laughing and pointing the obvious truth is just jealous cause these deformed circus freaks with supposedly more monopoly money than brains have ‘perfect lives’.

Yeah we’re all so jealous of Chankla Face’s perfect life specially the part with the fugly ass con artist  husband  that can’t stand her or anything about her . I bet the bitch has to make an appointment to have anything that resembles sex with him and the last time she got an appointment was like 2 years ago, if that! Yeah and we’re jealous of her perfect life! Riiiiggghhtt!!

Again you’re all fair game you clown ass horse’s ass lipped bitch, that’s why we’re not the ones on TV putting our asses out there. Ya’ all are. And what are we supposed to do, not use the fantastic invention of the Internet to tell it like it is ? And now ya’ all butt hurt ’cause the truth hurts like a blade in the ass with no lube so you call everyone cowardly? Get over it bitch. Go give a vacuum a blow job since your husband is not available for you. ASS LIPS!

Then Andy moved on to ask Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome, if she used a surrogate to keep her figure  that got jacked up anyways cause the bitch is scary looking. She looks like a piece of dried up beef jerky with 2 jumbo size balloons stuck to it, no curves just 2 giant balloons. Cuntmille tries to start the shit storm with Kyle again and says that it was Kyle that made that comment about her using a surrogate to keep her so called figure.

Surprisingly she sort of apologizes and moves on to try and bullshit everyone by saying her and Kelsey tried to have children but it didn’t take.  Cuntmille also makes sure we all know she knows what ‘pernicious’ means and that she was an English major in college. Chankla admits she will need to get a dictionary since she never heard them big words at the trailer park she grew up at. What’s up with Cuntmille’s different skin colorations going on ? Her whole neck is red. She’s a redneck!

Andy still screwing with that bitch more and asks her why she called Faye Resnick  ’ morally corrupt’ when it is clear that, she herself, is a nasty ho who posed in Playboy and did soft porns and God knows what else.

Then Cuntmille pulls out a violin and starts singing a sad song  about that ‘ morally corrupt  Faye Resnick ‘and how she and the other bitches where passing around the nasty pictures of poor Cuntmille   in the limo and laughing at her fugly ass. 

How did she find this out? I bet right after fish lips Chankla Face the shit stirrer got done laughing at Cuntmille’s naked pictures with everyone else she went and  told Cuntmille all about it  to start another shit storm . And of course Chankla forgot to mention to Cuntmille that she was in on the fun too.

 Kyle straight up admits to Chankla Face that they were looking at the pictures and so what?  They’re out there. No shit bitch! You did them they are out there for everyone to see now you’re pissed because people are looking at naked pictures of you that you put out there? Bitch please deal with it! 

 I like how Kyle put that bitch in her place and tells her she has ‘The balls of a burglar to be throwing rocks like that when you live in a glass house’.  Cuntmille is so delusional she still has this victim , I didn’t do it they did it to me, attitude . Like she is not the dumb ass that posed and did all that porn shit. What a delusional ho!

Andy makes sure he keeps digging it to Cuntmille and brings up her crumbled marriage to Kelsey. We see clips of Kelsey and his read between the lines statements about how Lady KaKa needs a little attention.  Yeah I bet! This way  the spotlight can be put on her and  the whole world can see what an asshole she really is and he also states how 13 years of marriage to a psycho narcissistic bitch can take a toll on you. Yeah, read between the lines that man is desperate to leave and never look back.

We also get to see the clip where Cuntmille says that Kelsey told her to hang out with him on a romantic evening to ‘see what happens’ Maybe out of pitty or to fuck with the bitches emotions. I think to screw with her emotions. We also see the clip where Cuntmille keeps yelling ’13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!” while they toast and Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein  Jr. breaks down and cries for the beast and her crumbled marriage.

Mrs. VanderDump tells Cuntmille:  sucks to be you bitch since the cameras were rolling during the most difficult time, when your ass got dumped by your huuusband.

Cuntmille says that the reason she was an asshole to Kyle is because she was taking her frustrations out on her for getting kicked to the curb . Methinks she is always an asshole to people specially women she gets jealous of but with all the divorce bullshit she went into psycho bitch, overdrive mode.

Cuntmille says that Kelsey used to be very attentive with her in the past but suddenly she noticed something ‘off’ about Kelsey right at the beginning of shooting and how when he went away his phone calls decreased and eventually so did his text messages . She also stated that as of now they don’t speak. She says she wants to speak with with him but he don’t wan to talk to her anymore.

I bet she wants to talk to him; but it’s more like she’s probably calling him to yell at him ’13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!” And drunk text his ass and shows up at his New York apartment demanding to be let in to beat on Kelsey and his new piece of ass and I bet Kelsey runs just like he did when he ran to New York and avoids that psycho bitch like the plague.

 I bet all this affair with Kelsey and that new bitch and his disgust with Cuntmille was going on for a loooong ass time. But Cuntmille was too busy distracted with Nick the Sancho Dick to notice the obvious and then when Kelsey was digging his scape hole, he encourage Lady KaKa to get on Real Housewives so the bitch would be extra distracted and he can ran far away to New York for a year and get his new love nest ready. 

 Andy brings up the 50 million dollar jackpot that Cuntmille is getting from Kelsey but she declines to comment  on it. Cuntmille states that she didn’t have a prenupt because Kelsey didn’t want one and is doing the same for new bitch . Mrs. VanderDump says that ‘they never learn’.

Andy brings up the sex tape Cuntmille has been threatening to release and Chankla Face admits that with their scary fugly tales from the crypt asses no one is going to want to see their freaky sex tapes they will have to pay people to buy their sex tapes. TRUE! Specially ChanklaFace’s scary sex tapes that bitch would make a guy on viagra go limp. That’s probably what’s going on with her husband there.

To take a quick rest from bashing on Cuntmille Andy moved on to Chankla Face, it was her turn to get slapped in the face with the chancla . He plays a montage of scenes where Chankla and Kim were going at each other’s throath. Then brings up the ‘Im gonna take you outback and pull some Oklahoma on your ass’ incident with Kim.

 Andy asks Chankla what ‘ pull some Oklahoma on your ass’ means and her lame answer is ‘duh I don’t know!  She also states in a very condescending bitch manner how she said that, because Kim needed to be taken out side and taught some manners. As if Kim was 6 years old! What a disgusting bitch! Kim calls her out on how she is over here supposedly running a charity for domestic violence and at the same time threatening bitches with ass woopings .

 Chankla Face gets all defensive just like a ‘COWARD!” which is what she called everyone who trashes them online, earlier. Then  answers with a lame come back ’ it was a joke Kim’ and ‘I don’t appreciate you bringing my charity into it!’.  Kim doesn’t back down and tells her like it is. And says ‘you were quick to go there!’ you can tell Chankla loves to dish it out but can’t take it and is getting irritated with Kim because she knows Kim is right.

Chankla whose supposedly is Miss Domestic Violence Charity Queen looks very pissed, as if she wants to jump of the couch and slap Kim . Andy also lays it into that ho’ and reads a viewer email about the same exact thing how Chankla is supposed to be against violence and here she is threatening people  . Then she pulls a punk ass move and continues to act  totally  rude and condescending and ignores Kim. As if they were in 6th grade and turns to Kyle and says ‘should we talk about her state of mind at that party’. Kyle jumps in to ignore Kim and treats her own sister like a dumb ass clown too.

 You know these 2 bitches who are supposed to be sisters need to learn some lessons from Caroline Manzo the God Mother of the New Jersey House skanksthat blood is thicker than water. Maybe they both need to be shipped to New Jersey to get bitch slapped by the God Mother a little bit. Andy asks Chankla what the hell she said and she answers with her fugly ass trout lips as the obnoxious shrew she is that they need to talk about Kim’s frame of mind that night or should they just skip that.

Kim snaps back and states that maybe they should talk about ‘every one’s state of mind that night’. Which we all know their state of mind was fueled by free flowing fountains of alcohol  . Bravo makes sure they keep the booze coming so these bitches will constantly tear each others faces out and half of these ho’s are probably already alkees anyways and we love watching them fight so it’s a win win.

 Kim keeps insisting that she doesn’t want to be involved in drama that’s the reason why she wont stick up for her sister. But Chankla Face makes a valid point when she tells her she doesn’t want to be involved in drama to protect Kyle only wants to be involved in drama if it has to do with her and Chankla fighting. Kim says ‘uhhhmm!!” and there’s and awkward silence. I wonder how drunk and pilled popped Kim was during the reunion. (Thanks to Elisa for the link).

  Chankla called Kim an unpredictable Jack in the Box bitch who jumps out at you starting drama for no reason and Kim calls Chankla a chameleon whose a people pleaser that only likes to kiss bitches asses that she believes are gona help her in going up the food chain of Beverly Hills.

Chankla also threatened Andy with taking him outside and wooping his ass then she says in a insensere tone to Kim ‘Sometimes I’m protective of people including you!”. Stupid Kim she should of pulled some Westlake Village on Chankla’s fugly ass.

Lisa gets put on the spotlight next when Andy confronts her about the comments she makes that she don’t screw her huusband. Andy plays a lovely montage of Lisa’s snarky comments about not screwing Ken and all the other ho’s and their skank stunts. Lisa tries to do some damage control by stating she talks out of her ass. But her and Ken do have sex , maybe when he takes his viagra.

Then she gets ragged on by a viewers email asking why Lisa and Cuntmille both don’t give their husbands any . Then the email asks why rich folk don’t like to sex. Methinks there’s a lot more to it than what we are seeing with these ho’s. Maybe grandpa Ken screws that little dog in the pooper and Lisa don’t give him any as punishment. Who knows. But I’m sure it will all come out eventually.

Cuntmille admits it was Kelsey that cut her off from sex 10 years ago ! Yeah she had one too many IBS attacks after sex! HA HA HA!!

Lisa is also confronted by a viewers email about how she was fearing for her life at the DMV because of the ‘eclectic’ people there. Mrs. VanderDump tries to damage control that shit by saying she was also talking out her ass and she loves everybody. Andy don’t believe her and asks if she has any poor friends to which she gets stuck for a second.’Cause you all know damn well that bitch ain’t friends with the help . After a short pause she quickly says to Andy ‘You Andy!”. Yeah, I bet next season we’re gonna see this bitch with some token friends to complete her damage control campaign. Andy realizes he’s the ‘poorest chump’ in the room.

Andy asks Lisa if she is jealous of Kyle and Chankla’s growing lesbian friendship. You can tell  Lisa is pissed because Kyle skipped Lisa when Lisa came on to her. But not fugly Chankla Face . Now Lisa is desperate and wants Cuntmille sitting on her lap so she can molest her while Mrs. Wildenstein Jr. and Kim get it on. It all becomes a big lesbian orgy with Andy in the middle who turns straight just for one second  from seeing all those scary bitches groping on each other while he says ‘I think it’s kinda hot!.

By the way I love that skank dress that Kyle is wearing I bet I would look good in it!

Chankla Face gets called out on her gigantic horses ass lips and how it annoys and horrifies people to look at them. I recal in her high school picture she looks like she had normal size lips and now that everyone is clowning on her fugly lips that she thought made her look hot she is realizing how ridiculous she looks but she wont admit it she will just sit there and act dumb like she don’t know that we all know that she can give a vacuum a blow job.

Then we get to see Mrs. Joycelyn Wilderstein Jr. and all the clips of her and her husband dr. Frankestein while he gets in her nerves, under her nerves, on her nerves and this  causes a never ending train of banter back and forth followed by a long strings of  bickering sessions between the 2. Adrienne says that all the other marriages are like them. That shit just looks like  about 98% of  American marriages in their everyday lives. So I have to agree with that bitch on that one.

 Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. is also morphing into Charo. Wow that bitch is talented! Mrs. VanderDump tells Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr to get a gigolo because she is a rich bitch. Andy asks Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr how is it possible that she is avoided conflict and drama with those other bitches .  Maybe he was hinting at Adrienne to turn up the drama or she is cuttoff from next season. I don’t know why she is doing the show.

Andy saves the best for last, when he brings up the conversation that became the domino effect of the back and forth hate fest, between Kyle and Cuntmille that played out the whole entire season.

 We see the clips were coked out Cuntmille and Kyle were arguing in New York including the clip of Cuntmille talking about the  bullshit imaginary so called ‘pecking order’ that supposedly Kyle and her ‘realtor’ husband are at the very bottom.

Cuntmille spews out how supposedly Kyle told her that no one would be interested in her without Kelsey there and goes on and on . Then she flippes out and points at Kyle and yells ‘THIS WHOLE SEASON WAS SET UP TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!” Yeap she is now blaming Kyle not Kelsey now it’s Kyles fault too that poor Cuntmille was set up to look bad by everyone else , and just like the delusional beast that she is, she doesn’t take any responsibility for her own actions.

Kyle admits she is the one who called up Cuntmille to join the cast of the real house skanks. I bet now Lady KaKa is gonna move on from blaming Kelsey for encouraging her to be on this trainwreck and is moving on to blame Kyle.

After Andy hears both sides of the story he straight up tells Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome she has an ‘insecurity inssue.’

An explosion of long back and forth yelling matches went on between Kyle and Cuntmille. You cant understand jack shit when the two are yelling at the same time. Cuntmille’s neck has an upside down ”L” shaped red going on, it gets redder when she yells.

Mrs. VanderDump calls out Chankla Face on being the one who stirred up the pot in New York. Again Chankla Face just rolls over and takes it because Mrs. VanderDump is on a higher place up the food chain. Instead she jumped on Kim and since Kim was already yelling at her for beign a shit stirrer jumping on Kim made it a lot easier. Even Miss Andy asks that bitch ‘Why did you stir it up and then not own it!”.

 Andy can’t stand Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome and tells her that dumb asses ‘that are insecure are the people who react the strongest agaisnt the word insecure’. Cuntmille just shuts up but it’s pissed because she knows it’s true. Then she admits what we all knew all season that she was ‘insecure’  and I bet Kelsey leaving her added fuel to her insecurity so she became mega bitch.  Cuntmille also denied believing that Kyle is jelaous of her. Kyle smacked that bitch down and tells her, that now she is saying that, after she realized how the blogs and everyone is clowed and laughed at her the whole season for looking like a desperate, delusional twat. Watch she is gonna accuse Kyle of being jelaous of her again in the future.

Kyle is frustrated with this psycho bitch and asks her why would she not want Cuntmille to be filmed when she is the one that asks her to join the casts. And Cuntmille looks at Kyle with the squinty evil eyes and answers ‘Cause you wanted a target!” Andy then asks Cuntmille to explain how Kyle set her up bullied her and ruinded her reputation, Cuntmille immediately denies saying that Kyle set her up when we all just heard her say it! Coke is a hell of a drug it can make delusional  bitches more delusional.

What the hell is he looking at in this picture, Some chicks ass? He has that, perv on coke look on his face.

Adrienne Maloof or as I like to call her Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr.’ Cause that’s what that bitch is starting to look like with all the plastic surgeries gone horribly wrong , says she is shock at all the stupidity that comes out of Cuntmille’s mouth. Adriene’s husband says that the bitches  filter of the  mouth it’s turned off. He is right! However there is a big possibility that there is no filter at all! Open mouth insert foot ! Dumb bitch!

 One things for sure Cuntmille better never ever, ever, ever, piss off Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. or else that bitch will probably bust her fucking nose the same way she does when her husband Dr. Frankenstein gets in her last nerve and she finally has to put the smack down on his annoying ass. I can’t wait for the day Cuntmille finally pisses off Adrienne and that shit happens, I’m gonna be glued to my TV   laughing my ass off.

Here is the original article on this latest bullshit:

While Bravo has yet to announce whether The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will return for a second season, at least one of its stars hopes to see Camille Grammer on the show again.

Adrienne Maloof says Camille needs some image rehab…

“I personally think that she will come back,” Adrienne told me this weekend at the Sundance Film Festival’s Puma Lounge at the Samsung Galaxy Tab Lift. “I also personally think she should because going out the way that she’s going to go out, it’s probably in her best interest.”

Adrienne says she’s surprised by how messy things have gotten between Camille and ex Kelsey Grammer.

“I have to tell you, it’s hard to defend the things that come out of her mouth,” Adrienne said. “I have to really be honest about that. Because I even had to say, “Wow! What did she just say?’ I just don’t know her to be that way…I don’t know what goes on inside her little head.”

Or as Adrienne’s husband, plastic surgeon Paul Nassif, said, “The filter’s turned off.”

As for Kim and Kyle Richards‘ troubled relationship, Adrienne thinks they need some professional help, like counseling, “They have a long history of issues,” she said.

And why was Adrienne at Sundance? She’s producing a movie based on a true-life crime case. “It’s a love story, suspense, murder for hire and drugs,” she said. “If I told you, you wouldn’t believe it.” Die Hard 2 screenwriter Doug Richardson is penning the script.

After all the ignorant bullshit Cuntmille was spewing out of her dried up mumified tales from the cript lips througout the whole season, about how she married a celebrity and she was at the top of the pecking order , and she only wiped her Irritable Bullshit Syndrome runny ass with thousand dollar bills  while riding her celebrity husband’s long expensive coat tails encrusted in gold  and on and on and on. And how all the other bitches sucked ass, ’cause they’re not at the top of the food chain like she THOUGHT she was.

  It  all  ended up  crashing down on her beef jerkied flabby ass by the end of the season,  just  like a Malibu California mud slide on a trillion dollar home after it’s been raining for 11 days straight. Yep, all her shit came crashing down, when it was finally revealed that Lady KaKa was getting replaced by a younger version of her old crusty ass .

Cuntmille’s husband Kelsey high tailed it to New York when he found the perfect excuse by doing his own show over there. But it  was all truly a very careful plan to  set up his escape route and new love nest with his new younger girlfriend the Cuntmille replacement.

 It went as far as Kelsey dumping  Cuntmille by phone and telling her  he was done with the marriage, all while filming was going on. Just to ad to the humiliation.  And because that wasn’t enough humiliation the whole  disaster was followed  by Kelsey being weird and denying Cuntmille access to hers and Kelsey’s own New York apartment! Which I bet the deed is in both their names too!

Now, what normal married person would tolerate these kinds of ridiculous shenanigans from a spouse?! You gotta be a stupid idiot to not know that your spouse is  hiding another Sancho or in this case Sancha at the apartment! So obvious.

It all escalated when Cuntmille tried to enter her luxury New York apartment and the security guard denied her access. According to Cuntmille he called her a ’Liar’ when she insisted she was Mrs. Grammer and he made her show id. I bet the securtity guard was just doing his job and also since he saw another woman with Kelsey he didn’t recognized Lady KaKa in all her diarreaheal runny glory. And sadly that’s how she put it together. Took her a minute.

 But did her so called psychic friend Allison Dubois from the dinner party from hell see this one coming ?? HELL NO! Cause’ her friend is a psycho drunk not a psychic.

 But don’t worry about that ho’, she is still gonna be collecting a hefty 50 million dollars from the huge divorce settlement  from Kelsey no matter what. ‘Cause his cross dressing ass didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement when he married Cuntmille.

While Kelsey was setting up his new love shack in the west coast Cuntmille entertained herself with Nick the Sancho Dick and with fighting with Kyle over one thing  that supposedly Kyle said  about   Cuntmille’s Hawaii vacation without Kelsey there .And  this got dragged throughout the whole season of the show. Talk about petty shit!

 For some reason I don’t feel that bad for that ho’ since, during the whole season Cuntmille spend the whole time dry humping that Nick the Sancho Dick’s leg  and I bet there was some other more gross humping when the cameras were not around because it was OBVIOUS and not only that, but also the permanent miserable look on his wife’s face said it all. 

And as side show  fight  to keep things spicy Chankla Face and Chicken Head Kim fought . Because Chankla is a shit stirrer bitch and Kim was apparently drunk the whole entire time this was being filmed  since she ended up going to  rehab and its rumored it was alcohol rehab for being a drunk. Damn, no wonder that bitch always looked confused!

And lets not forget Kyle and Kim going at it too. Kyle enjoys bullying Kim because it’s easy to do and the bitch is always drunk and confused plus I bet when they were kids Kim used to do the bullying on Kyle since she is older. So Kyle is just taking her revenge  by bullying drunken confused Kim, whom she almost jumped in the limo trying to choke her in the last episode.  Plus did ya all noticed how Bravo choose to  show the part were Kim was left alone drunk and crying in the limo as the final scene where they show her little blurb and they put she went to rehab? Yeah, drunk tank rehab!

Lisa VanderDump and her 150 year old husband had their own pest control problems to deal with and had to go mega exterminator on Cedric Martinez the Spoge Bob Gay Pet  who somehow managed to sponge off of them and live the sweet life of a pampered Riley as an unwelcome guess of the kind VanderDumps for over a year mooching off of them.  He lived in their guest house and ate all  their food, drank all their wine and smoked all their weed plus drove their cars with no licence.

 It all was going well until Mr. VanderDump finally said ’ENOUGH!’. And Cedric got the fat shinny boot to the ass that on the day he moved him and Lisa got into a big nasty yelling fight that he hasn’t spoken to her since.

 By the way Mr. VanderDump apparently has some kind of a  fucked up mental disorder or thinks he is a comic book super villain because he carries that little dog around while he has  his finger up the dogs ass everywhere he goes and the dog has to wear matching clothes with him all the time!

Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr.  and her husband Dr. Frankenstein aka the Bickersons kept bickering and getting in each others nerves over the dumbest fucking things . Besides the scary ass plastic surgery gone wrong face that bitch walks around with on a daily basis, her life seemed pretty normal.  Including the bickering and all. I can tell the reason her husband gets in her last nerve like he does constantly is because HE IS the reason she looks like that. I bet he talked her into getting all that face stretching and neck pulling and skin ironing shit she’s had done . Because the guy is always trying to make her do shit she don’t want to.

Like for example when they were at the restaurant at one of the first episodes of the season and he ordered turkey and she didn’t want to try it because she said she hated turkey , but  he was so pushy and he insisted that she try the turkey and he was damn near force feeding  her. It was crazy and that’s how annoying he acts. I bet they bicker about which hole what thing goes into, when they’re having sex too! Great now I got a picture in my head of those 2 doing it! GROSSS!!

And that’s what I think of those bitches and their crazy shenanigans!

I don’t even understand the title of the article I posted below from Radaronline! Why are they saying these ho’s are confessing to their plastic surgery secrets when it is obvious they’ve had their faces ironed , stretched and daily injected with thousands of dollars worth of   syringes filled with cocktails of the most concentrated mixtures of animal piss, battery acid and embalming fluid from keeping their plastic faces from melting.

Not to mention the fact that half or maybe all these bitches may have a eating disorder that they like to combine with rich bitch meth(coke). And  the jumbo size, freak show, circus teeties, that gives those bitches that unique ,lopsided, anorexic, barbie on crack look. 

Speaking of crack, the one that cracks me up the most is Chankla Face! That bitch says she looked scary before . How does she think she look now? Biatch looks like a witch tried to do a spell to turn a duck into a human and it didn’t take! Her lips look like the ass flaps on a horses butt!

Heres the original article from Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Spill Their Plastic Surgery Secrets

 The cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Taylor Armstrong, Camille Grammer, Lisa VanderPump, Kyle Richards and Kim Richards – stopped by SIRIUS XM’s Judith Regan Show this week and talked candidly about going under the knife – and the needle.

Former child star Kim Richards kicked off the confessional with this tidbit: “Well, according to my sister, Kyle, I need a nose job, Botox and a mini-tuck,” which Kyle defended by calling it “sisterly advice,” and then came clean herself, admitting to a nose job.

 “How about Botox, Restylane,” Judith persisted. Kyle conceded to having Botox injections as well, but keeping them a secret from her husband.

Adrienne Maloof, whose husband is a plastic surgeon , confessed to Botox, fillers, boobs, and nose.

 Judith then turned her attentions to Kim, who revealed that she has had Botox injections and breast implants, which she later removed, saying,  “They made them too big and I couldn’t see my feet.”

Lisa Vanderpump was not quite as forthcoming, saying, “Judith, I plead the fifth.” But she quickly broke down and quipped that she has “a bucket of Botox” in her face.

Taylor Armstrong was brutally honest: “I know. Just start from the top, right?  You should’ve seen what I looked like before, oh my God! I mean, scary.” Taylor then went one to list procedures including filler, Botox, and breast implants.

Camille Grammer was also a bit gun shy, attempting to invoke her right to the Fifth Amendment. But when pressed, she joined her co-stars in full disclosure. “Oh god, what have I done? Let’s see, obviously I’ve had a breast augmentation and…Botox absolutely…just a crock full of Botox.”

First off, where the hell did they find these scary looking skanks? I swear the Bravo producers must be getting desperate or some shit. It looks like this time they had to go to the senior center at Beverly Hills on bingo night and the fucking graveyard to dig up these desperate for attention whoredom bitches.

The first senior grandma we get introduced to is Mrs Lisa VanderDump.We get to see pictures of this hag when she married her Great-Grandpapi VanderDump when she was only 12 years old and he was already like 157. Great-Grandpapi VanderDump must be some kind of a vampire, because his old ass looks about the same when he married this ho’ but he must of forgotten to turn her ass into a vampire because while he looks about the same she aged pretty quickly and not very well. What is this bitch like 60,70? Well She is still the best looking one out of the bunch of these scary skanks.

Bitch tries to sit there and laugh off their serious lack of sex problems with the world. Like it’s some funny shit. Ya’ all know damn well there’s some serious lack of nookie and probly’ some infidelities going on in that marriage and we all can all see right trough this skank trying to glaze it as a joke. And I’m sure their marriage must be a joke seeing how she is all on this ghetto ass show and all.

Mrs. VanderDump says that her husband calls her a sex object because everytime he wants sex she objects. Humm maybe to get back at him for banging the maid? She brags about their sad, sad sexual problems and how sex with that fossil she married it’s a fucking horrible chore. LOL I bet!

 Last time she fucked him was 47 years ago when it was his birthday and the Beatles were still a band. Great-Grandpapi tries to say she is a very funny person and how he has to either pay hookers for sex or go to bed crying while he jacks off. Typical Beverly Hills marriage.

Mrs. VaderDump brags about how her and her Great-Grandpapi owned a gay club in London, where they acquire this sleek gay pet who somehow dugged his claws into the wealthy VanderDumps so that he can live the easy sweet life of Riley. I don’t blame the gay pet. Stupid gay-ho’ you’re a genious. His ass should write a book called,  ’How to tapeworm your way into a wealthy couples home and live the good life to prevent working like a sucker’.

Mrs VanderDump then says that her and Great-Grandpapi tried to ditch Gay-Pet’s spongy ass and move across 2 continents 17 times. Of course Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet has a sniff radar for suga -moma and papa and still manage to find their rich asses. Mrs. VanderDump then says that they gave up and let Sponge-Bob Gay Pet move in with them. (SUCKERS!) and he’s been happily sponging off them ever since. For 1 year, 9 months, 3 weeks, 2 days and 14 hours. But who’s counting. Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet is also a big SIN-VERGUENZA and says that he is staying put right there with the VanderDumps’ for as long as he can sponge off them. Good for his shameless ass!

Mrs. VanderDump tells Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet that his ass needs to move the fuck out and Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet says he ain’t going nowheres! Maybe she should just pimp his hot gay ass on Hollywood and Vine.

Great Grandpapi VanderDump says that he really hopes Sponge-Bob-Gay-Pet is really gay or else he will cut his balls off. Great Grandpapi VanderDump and Mrs. VanderDump seem like nice peeps. But I’m still gonna clown on them for being on this ghetto ass low brow show. That’s what they get!

Next we see Adrienne Maloof or like I like to call her , Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. Bitch brags about how she can take down a 200 pound man . I BET SHE CAN! Shit with all that jungle feline piss they inject into her face I bet she can take a whole cholo gang down. 

Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. also brags about how her family is all richer than God and blah, blah, blah. How they have all these businesses from sombrero guys selling oranges on the side of the freeway to pimping skateboarding ho’s on the streets of Vegas  and the Palms hotel and casino  is their cover up.Yep, yep.

Did ya’ all see how this ho’ didn’t even want her husband to kiss her on the cheek? Was that because her nose may fall off or is there some lack of nookie as a result of infidelities going in that marriage also? She also says with a weird look in her face that her husband Paul and her keep everything separate. OH! That’s why she won’t let him kiss her! Keep everything separate!

Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. then starts arguing with her husband and since last time they argued she beat his ass and she don’t want to end up on an episode on cops she beats up on some random child that’s hanging around their house. I think it was the maids kid or some shit. The whipping boy. They had to make sure to play the beating like 16 or 17 times to make sure we all saw that shit.

Next we see Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. sitting down to have coffee with that grim reaper looking bitch Taylor Morgan and invites her to some bullshit game so they can have shit to film and hopes a cat fight will erupt between some of the bitches . Trust me it will.

Next is Camille Grammer. You know Mrs. Irritable Bowel Syndrome.  She was married to that one actor. That dude Kelsey Grammer, who bought her ass from some brothel she used to work at.

 She also brags about all the wonderful shit she owns and blah, blah, blah, and how she is a dancer and used to dance for MTV .They show a picture of her from the butthole of the 80′s where she took a bath in a tub of aquanet . I didn’t know they did boob jobs back then?

They also show her dancing around. Bitch dances just like those inflatable  arm flailing tube men you see in car lots. But I guess at the brothel where she worked at when she met her soon to be ex-husband she didn’t really need to be a professional dancer or anything like that.

Mrs. Poopie also brags about how she has four nannies for like 2 kids. Umm, I wonder wich one Kelsey is banging on the side?

Mrs. Poopie gets her husbands suitcases ready and packs his silk boxers. Because he was called away to do some . Ejem! business. You know, bang the sancha on the side that he is now leaving this old whore for. 

 I wonder if he had an affair on her because she took one shit too many while he was doing her. Or Mr. Grammer began to realize the type of ghetto ass low brow show this housewives trainwreck really is (maybe he read the blogs? ) and he didn’t want anything to do with this. Or it could be that it was just time to trade her in for a newer model.Since that’s how these fellows operate in the world of the chi-chi life. Oh well I’m sure the bitch will get her megabucks anyways no matter what.

Next we have 2 sr, citizen washed up, has been, child actresses. Kim and Kyle Richards who are trying hard to cling to their famewhoredom at all cost . Even if it means they have to suck  Satan’s  Bravo’s red cock while kneeling down on razor blades, broken glass and used needles.

First ho’ Kim Richards says she was in some bullshit called  Return to Witch Mountain and in a bunch of other television shows when she was a child actor. Second ho’ Kyle Richards  was  in Little House on The Prairie playing drunken Mr. Edwards daughter Alicia Edwards.She was also in a bunch of other shit shows that I can’t remember. She also needs some Rogaine really, really bad.

I used to watch that bullshit, Little House on the Prairie when I was a little smart-ass. I have to admit I still get in my weird moods to watch it and I still love it . Specially,when I had a couple rounds with Mr. Bong and I’m all , whoooo!!

The older blonde sister Kim  looks like she lives in the ghetto part of Beverly Hills. Her house ain’t as fancy as them other ho’s houses. ’Cause she aint got no man or suga-daddy to pay her bills and she is also a single mother. No wonder she went on this bullshit show out of desperation and to make a buck. I guess she is too old for the pole and porn. The other sister Kim  is doing better . She married Mauricio the ex-gardener who works for Mrs Joycelin Wildenstein Jr. selling oranges and avocados on the side of the freeway while wearing a sombrero  and is a very successful orange/avocado sombrero vendor. Wow impressive. So miss I need Rogaine don’t need to work. For some reason Kyle and her sister Kim got into a big all brawl and started bitch smacking each other . It was awesome.

Last we have my favorite skank of these senior ho’s, Taylor Armstrong. But from now on I am not addressing her as that boring name above. Her new nickname is Chankla Face  and I will alternate with  Chankluda also, since she is soo addicted to embalming fluid and chupacabra piss injections .

This bitch goes to Mrs. Jocelyne Wildenstein Jr. husband who happens to be Dr. Frankenstein to get her daily embalming fluid shots to keep her corpse face from decomposing and boy does he go to town on her fugly face, leaving her with these huge boils all over her Chankla Face.

  Mrs. Jocelyne Wildenstein  Jr. was assisting Dr. Frankenstein  that day and when she saw the red bulging green puss boils coming out of this bitches face she screamed in horror. Dr. Frankenstein was of course telling Mrs Joycelin Wildenstein Jr. to shut the fuck up because Chankla Face looks ‘Hot’ and there is nothing wrong  all  is going well.

Chankla Face who is also an idiot, believes Dr. Quack.  After bullshiting her dumb ass, he tells her ‘That will be ten thousand dollars please!’ . And of course she pays him. I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein is the one responsible for surgically injecting those 2 hideous shoe stretchers on the side of Chankla Face’s mouth as far apart as he could. Because he thought it was funny. This Dr. Frankenstein is also the same Dr. who gave Joker Face her Joker Face. Boy he is talented at making bitches look hideous.

I wonder if before all this plastic surgery disasters Chankluda had a normal face. But I doubt it, I bet from the time she was born God smacked her face with the fugly chankla and the bitch never recovered from that.

Chankla Face also lives in constant fear that her man will leave her for a 20 year old ho’. That’s why she is so highly addicted to all the poison injections in a desperate attempt to keep him. News flash bitch he will leave yo’ ass anyways and not for a 20 year old ho’ But for some ho’ same age as your fugly scary ass that doesn’t have that scary clown face that would give children nightmares for the rest of their lives. Hell he probly’ banging the maid Consuela and that bitch is 58 but looks 10 years younger than Chankla Face. By the way if you don’t know what the fuck Chankla means you can ask Consuela she’ll tell you.

Wow what a scary looking clown ass face bitch. And this bitch is supposed to be a trophy wife. Maybe for the scariest Halloween mask trophy. Why is she my favorite you asks? Why? We’ll look at this scary, demented, crypt keeper looking bitch. This bitch makes me feel good about myself. I feel like I’m a hot piece of ass just looking at her scary mug. They should have a picture of her scary Chankla Face at every psychiatrist office who assist women with low self steem in America  and she would make a significant contribution to society.

If I ever feel low self steem about my looks or anything stupid like that. Or if I ever get tempted to get Botox injections, I think I will just keep a picture of all the Beverly Hillbillie Scary Ho’s but specially one with Chankla Face only and look at it and that will improve my self steem by 110%. And remind me of what a hot bitch I am.And it will also help me stay away from ever thinking about getting  those Formaldehyde fluid injections and ending up like Chankla Face. This tecnique will work the same way parents who wanted their kids to not end up crack heads would scare their kids straight by driving them down the skid row alleys showing them how a crackhead winds up in the gutter after using crack for so many years. Thanks Chankluda you truly make me feel really, really  good about my self!

Later on all the ho’s get crammed into a private jet to go see some King’s basketball  game, because Mrs Joycelin Wildenstein Jr owns those bitches. In the end they lost the game to the Lakers. While on the plane Kyle kept farting. All the bitches were pissed at her and threw her out of the plane.

When they arrived at the game Mrs. Irritable Shit Syndrome was  playing basketball with midgets and doing her famous ‘Wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube-man dance’  she had to show off her moves of course.

Chankluda got all kinds of pissed because Kim kept ignoring her scary ass. Mrs. VanderDump says that Kim went back to Witch Mountain. See what she meant by that is, that what happened was that Kim  got to take a closer look at Chankla Face and when she plopped down next to Chankla Face  the Acid hit she took earlier, started kicking in. So  seeing this scary shit clown face bitch totally freaked  her ass out and was giving her a bad trip . Being so close in proximity to that thing could do that to anyone specially when high on LSD. I don’t blame her for freaking out. I would of too.