realfauxhousewives.com » Jon Gosselin http://www.realfauxhousewives.com New and improved with all the fat and sugar and calories that's bad for you Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:10:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.1 en hourly 1 Happy 1 Year Anniversary Realfauxhousewives http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/01/02/happy-1-year-anniversary-realfauxhousewives/ http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/01/02/happy-1-year-anniversary-realfauxhousewives/#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:04:23 +0000 admin http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=9664

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…

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Happy New Year Bitches!

Joker Face Danielle Staub and Slade Slimey’s brother from another mother Jon Gosselin were spotted hanging out and dancing at New York nightclub, Tenjune Tuesday night.

What else do you expect from these two fucktards? Of course they gonna hang out together they both are scandalous, super whores with itchy crotches.

Check out this video from TMZ. When the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she was hanging out and partying with Jon Grosselin she answers all giggly ” um… perhaps” then she says ” a little dancing, socialicing”. And you know the bitch was getting all blushy because she was probably flirting with douche Jon.

Then the TMZ guy asks Joker Face if she would date Jon and she says he is too young for her. Wasn’t she blowing that 26 year old guy? Maybe Jon Grosselin only had $15 bucks on him that night and that’s all he could pay her for the night;and she don’t want to see him again because he is broke.

When  Douchey Jon Grosselin comes out of the watering hole, the TMZ guy says “happy holidays” to Douchey and Douchey is all pissed off. Then the TMZ dude starts to banter him about hanging out with the prostitution whore. And Douchey answers the exact way any man would answer anybody after paying a raunchy coke whore for sex, he says all shady ” I can’t say anything” the TMZ dude just keeps fucking with him and says to Jon “that sucks man!”. Then Douchey just stands there like a dumb ass for a few seconds babbling some shit about not talking about the Hailey Glassman thing.

The conversation between the TMZ guy and Douchey starts to get boring. Then out of the blue the TMZ guy asks Douchey “did you buy any weed?” And then I don’t know exactly what happened . Perhaps some weed exchange?

Next thing I know the TMZ guy is offering Douchey his extra weed and Douchey has his hands in his pocket all suspicious like some weed exchange was going on. I don’t think the TMZ guy is stupid enough to give Jon his weed he was just fucking with Jon. That TMZ crew sure likes to screw with the famewhores . God bless those TMZ bastards!

Hey Robinbeau! Happy New Year!

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