Last season NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak were sworn enemies but this coming season it seems that they ended their silly feud and joined evil forces because suddenly  they both hate on Dwight Eubanks, now. Who knew? Kim and NeNe went to the Lowes Hotel in Atlanta, GA with cameras in tow and confronted Dwigth over some bullshit, then it turned into WWF and a brawl broke out resulting in both Tranny Bitches jumping a Queen and Amazon size NeNe breaking a chairs leg and chasing after Dwight with it.

Are all these House Ho’s shows being directed and produced by Jerry Springer now? Anything for ratings and pay.

 Radaronline reports that security got called because those Bitches were tearing up the room that the fight was taking place in.  And it is rumored around Atlanta that most restaurants and hotels have banned these phsyco ass Bitches and the Bravo camera circus that follow them from filming in their establishments, because of these same shenanigans.

Last season Dwight was all buddy, buddy with NeNe and would make fun of Kim and all that good shit, but this season NeNe is trying to showe a broken chair leg up his ass, while he calls her a comon prostitute and Kim tries to murder him with a vase. The reason for the  fight was about some silly shit involving Dwight talking shit about those 2 ho’s and spreading rumors of course, it’s always that same fight. I guess NeNe brings the hood with her, wherever she goes.

“Dwight was at the hotel for what he thought was going to be a casual meeting,” a source tells RadarOnline.com “But instead the producers had their own plans as they brought in Kim and NeNe to confront Eubanks about several issues, only for Dwight to call them out.

“NeNe and Kim came storming into the hotel and got straight in Dwight’s face, accusing him of spreading lies about them and making up rumors.

“It was absolutely crazy! NeNe and Kim were both screaming at him, and he gave back as good as he got. Dwight started yelling at NeNe that she was nothing but a common prostitute and that she had hooked up with a married man, and he totally trash talked Kim too.

NeNe lost her temper and attacked Dwight with a chair, breaking off a leg and Kim threw a vase at him! It was like a scene out of some crazy movie !

 “Security rushed over and had to split them up, then NeNe and Kim stormed out.”

It is also reported by Mediatakeout.com that NeNe has left her husband Greg for that one football player, Charles Grant  from the New Orleans Saints, that was rumored she was banging on the side. Apparently after her son Bryce was arrested, and then was arrested a second time, last month this put a lot of stress in her marriage to Greg and now she has left him for that other man.

This dude here:

Here is some other gossip, NeNe stormed out and walked out on an interview with Good Day New York after finding out the show is owned by  Fox the same network that told everybody and their mama that Greg and NeNe are not the Joneses:

The “Real Housewife of Atlanta” star was supposed to be a guest on FOX 5’s “Good Day New York” to talk about her new book, “Never Make the Same Mistake Twice.” Sources on the set tell TMZ that she realized it was a FOX show just a few minutes before her appearance.

She bailed, according to witnesses, telling people she hates the network. We’re told it might have something to do with a FOX Atlanta reportthat didn’t paint NeNe and her husband in a very positive light.

 Sounds like we have a fun and exicting season of RHOA coming up!

Thanks to reader Danielle for the tip!

All the Bitches are said to come back for another season of the wreckage that is The Real Housewives of Atlanta . No one got the boot. Surprisingly, even Lisa Wu Hartwell will be back for a next round and that Bitch is boring. Apparently she is trying her hand at real acting and appeared on an episode of Meet The Browns. 

 Blogger Sanda Rose posted that Kandi Burrus store named TAGS is going out of business soon. She posted on her blog that many customers complain that TAGS is rarely open and the phone rings off the hook. One frustrated customer even  took to her Twitter page to complain about TAGS being closed during business hours :” I have went to your store 3x’s and it has been closed.Went today at 730…. closed. What are the hours of operation? Kandi got pissed off and denied the rumor while on an interview with AJC:“Our store is doing very very well,”

We also gonna see a new Bitch on the RHOA her name is Phaedra Parks  and she is an attorney. Are you serious? Does this chick want to lose a lot of clients? Because no serious person in their right mind gonna hire a crazy ho’  who obviously suffers from Attention Whore Personality disorder who is on a  trashy reality show to be their attorney. I guess I ‘ve heard it all now.

 Sheree Whitfield’s fashion line flopped because Sheree realized she had to work and Sheree wasn’t down with that shit. She told HoneyMag.com:

“It’s a lot of work and I’ve got so many things that I’m really passionate about. Don’t get me wrong that’s my passion, but right now it’s hard trying to find the right group of people to come together and help out. You can’t do it by yourself. It takes a team. And being in Atlanta it’s very hard. If I was in L.A., if I was in New York, if I was in Paris, you have those type of like-minded people. I can’t find people with the same business sense that I have.”

But of course Sheree says it isn’t her fault, it’s everybody else’s fault because people in Atlanta are not fabulous fashionistas like her.

NeNe Leakes said a few days ago that if they film the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills those Bitches are gonna be the most ridiculous ho’s ever:”If they do the Beverly Hills Housewives, they’ll probably be all plastic – big lips, fake tits, tummy tucks,”  

She also says she loves Gretchen Rossi because NeNe hates the other Ho’s in RHOC and Gretchen pisses them off:“Gretchen Rossi (of the O.C version) is the only one that I truly, truly love,” she added. “I think she’s fun, beautiful and she’s making all the bit**es mad and I love it. Make ‘em mad girl! She has great hair; we talk all the time and just had dinner together in Beverly Hills. Did I say she has great hair?”  Well I think that Bitch better start doing her job right and piss off that platypus big fake lipped, fake tits, Tijuana tummy tuck- bitch Alexis untill her sanctimonious head spins and she shits her $500 dollar panties.

Kim Zolciak  can’t decide if she is a lesbian or back with Big Poppa.  On February 25 Kim told Atlanta radio station Q100 : “I’m still with Big Poppa”. Kim also says that she is demanding more money from Bravo .

 Kim feels that Bravo should pay her more money to make an ass of herself on national TV:“They need to up it … It was very dramatic and very traumatic last year. I’ve got to at least get paid what it’s worth.”  I say pay the ho’ the money. Because, after all where else would they find such a classy, trailer trash-box ho, with porn boobs and a living mange infested wig  who can make stupid millionaire married midget men put her on their payroll. I mean seriously, the Bitch is so stupid she is  a genius.

And speaking of Divas who demand more money from Bravo, Silex-Simon van Kempen from RHONYC  talked to US Magazine about Kim’s lesbian publicity stunt : “The rumor is that Kim Zolciak will come out this season,” When Kim heard about this she was more than likely already drunk off her ass, from all the white wine she starts having at 10 am,  had a shit fit, then she took to her Twitter page to start a war with Simon: “WOW…who the hell is Simon van Kempen? Talking abt me in US weekly. Give me a break…Get ur facts straights, Never met that man in my life.”

Another  source also told  US Magazine: “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”

There are other people out there who support Kim’s story of being a lesbian but Bravo executives say, that the reason Kim has “become gay’ is to get more money out a more scandalous story line and that they don’t believe Kim and her bullshit story, after all she is a pathological liar. No shit Sherlock! That Bitch lies like a cheap rug in a roach motel, and she certainly can’t keep her story straight she needs to slow down on the white wine apparently it’s affecting her memory, since she can’t remember if this week she is gay or with Big Poppa or dating the Puerto Rican Leprechaun behind the fridge. Maybe she ‘s three timing Big Poppa, Tracy and the Leprechaun.

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…

Kim Zolciak  is living her dream of  torturing audiences while their ears bleed with her Karaoke  one hit wonder “Tardy for the Party” at Splash in New York she happily announced that she once again kicked Big Poppa to the curb and  found    “someone” else to replace him. Andy Cohen happened to be there (how convenient!) and asked Kim who the lucky man was and Kim replied “who says it is a man?. ”

The rest of the evening Kim was seen smooching and cuddling  with a woman named DJ Tracy Young. Tracy happens to be a rich Bitch so this could be Kim’s new Big Momma. Dina Manzo was also in attendance. Methinks that Kim will sleep with anyone with money it doesn’t matter if that money has a wee-wee or a hoo-ha attached to it Kim will hump that money. Gay for pay!

Bethenny Frankel has once again posed nude for PETA for an ad that reads “Fur? I rather go naked” were she is showing her bare ass.Bethenny says that she is excited that she was already pregnant during the shoot “It’s so tasteful and beautifully done. I am especially pleased because it doesn’t look like there’s been any airbrushing, and I was already pregnant when I shot it. I am excited to know that I’ll be there on a billboard while everybody is doing their Christmas shopping and celebratingthe new year.”

Teresa Guidice had this to say about it via Twiter:

“Help me understand this, Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was ‘already pregnant’ at the time. She says she’s now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she’s four months pregnant now, she would’ve been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic.”
“Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I’m not buying the airbrushing thing in any case.”

So while some people are doing their shopping freezing their asses off in the brutal New York winter  they have to look at this huge billboard of Bethenny’s naked ass, feel guilty they are wearing fur and drop their fur coats in the middle of winter in New York? I don’t know about that; and I  am also not buying the airbrushing bullshit either. Bethenny I love you and everything, but that shit looks totally airbrushed and sperm doesn’t have calories. There, Teresa I told her!

Although, unlike Teresa, Bethenny does not get pregnant every five minutes  so being pregnant during the shoot was a big deal for Bethenny even if it was just 1 hour pregnant.

The 58-foot-tall billboard was unveiled earlier today at Broadway and 53rd Street in Times Square.

Kim Zolciak and Dina Manzo.

NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are supposedly getting fired by Bravo who refuses to pay them more money to star in their 3 ring circus while bringing in the ratings.

Bravo told the 2 ho’s that their ass was being canned and they were replacing them. Well maybe Bravo can start looking in the deep bottom of the garbage barrel and scrape out a couple of Tiger Woods reject skanks to replace them.

Here is the original article:

NeNe and Kim to be cut from ‘The Real Housewives’?

Some very disturbing reality TV news reached my ears this weekend, and for the first time in a month, it has nothing to do with “Jersey Shore.”

According to the New York Daily News and People, NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are very close to getting pink-slipped from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

Supposedly, the two are making through-the-roof payment demands to participate in season three of the show, not to mention that their constant feuding has gotten on producers’ nerves.

“Bravo has been taking meetings with some notable and wealthy Atlanta women about possibly joining the show,” said a source from the show. “They’re trying their best to keep the process under wraps, but they’re gearing up to make a major move in the third season.”

One of the woman who was on the producers’ original wish list: Tameka Foster, the soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Usher.

I just hope Bravo realizes that NeNe and Kim are “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” It’s their super-sized personalities that make the show so compelling.

Kandi is sweet, Sheree is fun to hate, and Lisa is, well, bland, but really, the three only exist to give you a breather from the intense drama that is NeNe and Kim.

Feel free to add a housewife, but please, please do not take either of these two away from us. Or we’ll pull off your wig.

HA HA HA HA !

Gretchen Rossi is a multi talented reality fame whore .That Bitch never ceases to amaze me with her ambitions, of reaching fame whoring status of biblical proportions and doing anything and anyone to get there. Now she  is also entering the music industry and apparently threatening Kim Zolciak to a good old fashion fame whore, hauling at the moon-bitch off .

I bet that Bitch Gretchen was watching the last reunion show when Kim unleashed, her shrieking deaf-tone tune to a horrified world and Gretchen got all  jealous of that other famewhore and she was all. Hell no! I want to be a wannabee talentless singer who is past her human singing and booty shaking  prime; just like Kim and Jo. I want to be the number one raging famewhore,  Real Housewife of every fucking franchise , DAMN IT!

I knew it! She is the queen bee of the all the  fame-whores she has to do it ALL she can’t even leave the fucking pathetic, wannabe singing, one hit bullshit  for Kim she has to do that too and shit on Kim’s parade and steal Kim’s shit thunder. Oh, and lets not forget Jo De La Rosa cause that Bitch was a wannabe singer too and it wans’t enough that Gretchen was fooling around with Slimey she also wants to steal Jo De La Rosa’s bullshit thunder too  just like when she bought all the pink hats before the derby last season so Tamra would not have any pink hats. HA HA HA! What a ho’!. What’s next is she going to stick her cock into having a fashion show too like Sheree and Lisa to show them Bitches off too?

Gretchen told E Online:

“You’ll have to wait and see. There may be some competition for Kim.”

Oh shit! Them sound like fighting words.

Here is the original article from E Online:

Move over, Kim Zolciak!

There’s another blond Housewife who wants in on the music biz.

When I caught up with Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County at the American Music Awards, she told me she had a very good reason for being there…

“I’m actually getting involved in the music industry,” she said.

Oh, really?

Yeah, and by her side at the awards show (along with her more-handsome-than-I-thought boyfriend, fellow reality star Slade Smiley) was music producer Bryan Todd.

“We’re going to work together on some music stuff,” said Todd, who has collaborated with folks like Ashley Tisdale and Jordin Sparks.

Uh-oh! Is Gretchen gonna release a tragic tune like “Tardy for the Party” sing, too?!

“Maybe,” she said. “You’ll have to wait and see. There may be some competition for Kim.”

In more serious news—OK, not exactly serious—Gretchen tells me she’s totally, like, loving Alexis Bellino, Orange County’s new Housewife.

“We’ve become really good friends,” she said. “I like her a lot…She’s cool people.”

No word if Alexis will be singing backup.

So there you have it Bitches. Gretchen Rossi ranging fame-whore, gold-digger, faux- Mother Teresa,  and now  wannabe-songstress.

Well it looks like Sheree’s ex says he is a mad scientist who put that nose and those tits  on Sheree, because she did not come with them. Bob Whitfield states he created a monster that he put together from devil worshiping dead whore parts; that he payed for!

Bride of Frankenstein Sheree

Here is a picture of Sheree looking hot,after her first boob and nose job when Bob did some crazy surgery shit on her. Bob states he made Sheree the flawless hot tranni mess she is today. Bob also says that Sheree is a porn star who did sex tapes with him while they were married! While they were married? Who gives a shit about that, everybody that is married has at least one of those sex tapes floating around; so who gives a rats ass. Nice try thought, Bob.

If Bob releases this so called sex tape it will just help Sheree sell more of those awful clothes of hers.

Listen to Bob’s interview below from Radaronline:

When Bob said that he created a monster I just had a picture in my head of Sheree looking like the Bride of Frankenstein. I been in Vegas for a few days for the Halloween extravaganza that is why I have not posted anything lately and also the reason I am still thinking of Halloween related shit, like Sheree in a Bride of Frankenstein costume. She would look good in it.

Yeap, and so it begins; these two Bitches are friends again! I guess Bravo wants us to believe the last episode was not staged and scripted! Like NeNe told Essence magazine blaming Bravo’s editing for making her look like a jealous ass this last season.

Kim also decided it was time to pull a Britney and flash everyone and their grandpapi. WARNING! . If you are reading this shit at work and you have a job that you value DO NOT click on the following link! Unless you work at a porn store and then, they won’t give a shit…

So go rigth ahead then, Click here to see the disgusting non-edited edition of Kim Zolciak’s raunchy crotch!

Gretchen Rossi is going to have to top this now; or she will lose the title of Biggest Media Whore that ever Lived.

Sheree meets Kim for drinks at the same fancy restaurant that the scalp Kim’s wig off  extravaganza courtesy of Sheree took place. I am surprised that the management let those Bitches back at the place they almost trashed in a knockout wig out Bitch brawl. I guess the restaurant owners must be famewhores too. The purpose of Kim and Sheree’s meeting is to discuss the engagement party for Kandi and AJ.( It is sad writing this part because we all know what happens to AJ and I feel very sad for Kandi)

AJ tries very hard to patch things up with Kandi’s mom and so arranges a family group therapy . Kandi, AJ and Mom attend and Mom chews AJ off for having 6 children and triyng to use Kandi’s money to help pay all his babys momas  for child support. Kandi’s mom also expresses her disapproval with AJ when she refuses to make a toast at  the engagement party.

NeNe visits her family in Athens ( I knew she was country!)she visits her uncle Mel who was her dad’s brother. NeNe meets with her ghostwrites who’s name is Denene is that means that she belongs to NeNe? NeNe says she is glad she left that country town and knew she would leave to become a successful striper/famewhore.

NeNe visits her mom’s old house. NeNe tries to say the the house sat there empty  for a long time and that her family just kept it and tells her ghost writer that she doesn’t have the key to get in the house. But the truth is she really doesn’t have the key because this is somebody elses’ house now, and those people are at work.

And since the real owners are not home NeNe and the Bravo crew take advantage of the opportunity and  film and pretend this house belongs to NeNe’s family after getting some good footage  the camera crew  and NeNe’s crazy ass, better get the fuck off the property before those home owners come back home from work and freak out.

The door rings and rings at Kim’s house and she just walks around yelling ‘somebody answer the door!’, even thought she is right by it, but she ain’t about to lift a finger and answer a door specially when she is wearing her old lady bingo robe.

Derek  is at the door  visiting Kim to give her and her wigs a flea dip bath. Brielle finally answers the door , Derek smacks Brielle in the head and says ‘took you long enough’ He is wearing his super spiked puteria high heels and tells Kim ‘what the hell you got on?’.

Derek presents Kim  a new darker bushier wig and tells Kim to drop the wig she has on right now and while Derek helps Kim change wigs, the camera looks down to not film Kim’s bald wigless head, they also play some creepy music as if Derek is performing some scary surgery on her bald head while she is wigless for those brief minutes. Suddenly, everything goes back to normal and the happiness comes back along with the happy music, after Derek managed to stitch  Kim’s new 70′s porn star  wig, made from the bleached pubic hair of retired 70′s porn stars  that had lots of different Venereal Diseases of the crotch.

Kim tells Derek her wig had a couple of litters since Kim didn’t neuter the wig and now Kim changes wigs every day and that she will need a flea dip for all 757 of her wigs.

Kim says to Derek that since her wig had those litters of baby wigs Kim got a degree in wig technology and has her doctorate in wigging out, and this is the main reason Kim is starting her wig company.

Sheree has Dwight come over her house wearing some crazy ass sunglasses to look at the dress samples for the fashion show.   Dwight keeps saying the show  is behind and everything is going to be dreadful because Sheree sucks ass. Dwight looks at all the samples and he just keeps going’ uh um, uh um, uh um.’  In a disapproving nagging tone, over and over he also states that Sheree needs major help and he sounds like he may be right since Sheree has not even found models yet and the show is just a few days away. But what do you expect from these crazy ho’s who love hiring all these people and arrange all their major projects racing the clock and at the last minute maybe they do this so just in case they fuck up they can have someone else to blame like Sheree does all the time.

Sheree’s ego needs a lot of room she has the seamstress make all of her samples her exact size  because Sheree arrogantly explains to Tania as she prances around modeling the samples that she is a perfect model size and blah, blah, blah meanwhile Tania is jerking her monkey and drooling at Sheree. I guess that’s why SheMan keeps Tania around to be her yes sir Bitch.

Since SheMan had all of the samples for her fashion show made her own size is this mean she will model all the pieces also, since all the models she auditions will not be her exact perfect size and therefore inferior to her and not good enough to model her clothing line? According to the voices in her head.