We learned on a previous episode that according to Cedric Martinez (Lisa VanderDump’s house bitch) he was the son of a French prostitute who was raped and Cedric ended up homeless with his prostitute mother begging on the streets of France by the age of 7. At least this is the sob story he told Kyle and everyone else he cons. I bet he was telling Kyle this sad story ’cause he knew the VanderDumps were getting ready to give him the boot to the ass and he was trying to secure his next free meal ticket by moving in with Kyle.
The dude is a genius, since he’s been living with the VanderDumps since he was 15! Sucking on the VanderDumps teetie of luxury. But according to Lisa she revealed during the reunion that Ken finally had enough of Cedric’s spongy ass and kicked him out, plus they no longer speak!. I wonder if she also drove him to a phone booth and left his ass there. Althought I doubt Cedric is living in a van down by the river . I think spongy will be alright . The guy is eye candy! So I’m sure some other millionaire will pay his cute boy-toy ass to sit around in his skivies and look pretty.
The usual tonge-bitch slapping, name calling and accusations flew like wet monkey shit during the taping of the teary reunion, wich will air in 2 weeks. Including Cuntmille and Kyle going at it, Kim and Chankla Face going at it, plus Kyle and Kim also duked it out according to Life & Style :
On the morning of Jan. 4, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast mates gathered in a heavily guarded private room inside the Millennium Biltmore Hotel for the emotional and tear-filled taping of the cast reunion, Life & Style has learned. As soon as Kyle Richards was face-to-face with archenemy Camille Grammer, the sparks — and accusations — started flying. “Kyle wasn’t going to sit there and not address what Camille had done,” a production source tells Life & Style. “She called Camille out on a lot.” According to the source, by the end of the taping, every Housewife was sobbing — except for Camille. However, she did manage to shock her castmates by offering a semi-apology.”Camille admitted there were certain things she was just horrified about saying,” the source reveals.
But Kyle and Camille weren’t the only ones at each other’s throats — there was plenty of arguing between Kim and Taylor Armstrongas well as sister’s Kim and Kyle Richards. The sisters’ tension reaches a boiling point in the final episode of the show and carries into the reunion. The two still haven’t resolved their deepseated issues, according to the production source.
Also during the reunion, Lisa Vanderpump reveals shocking news that her houseguest Cedric, whom she has been caring for since he was 15, has moved out. “Lisa’s husband, Ken, wanted him gone,” an insider tells Life & Style. “So he was asked to leave. Now Cedric and Lisa aren’t speaking.”
And while it’s still unclear which of the Housewives will be back for a second season, Kyle says she hopes Camille does return! “I would like to see her come back and be on a different path,” Kyle tells Life & Style.
I will miss Sponge Bob Gay Pet in his skivies. It’s not like Mr. and Mrs VanderDump would go bankrupt or anything, since they have all that extra millions of dollars laying around and those other house pets. What’s one more gonna hurt?
