HA HA HA HA !

Did I hear that fucker right? When he told his wife in a machito shitty controlling way to lower her voice? When she wasn’t even talking  that loud? And that Bitch just obediently did what ever the fuck he told her to do like an obedient 50′s blow up doll Stepford wife? OH HELL NO!

Yep, Stepford Wife. That’s what the other Internet gossipy Bitches like myself, started calling Alexis and that name seems to describe her perfectly.

And why the fuck is he blaming her for people staring? He should be yelling at the camera crew following them around. That’s why people are staring at them. Fucktard!

Alexis  is letting Jim talk to her like she is his kid?! In not only public but in front of the cameras for national TV and a shitload of people to see at that. For real Bitch? But I guess when your job title is submissive but spoiled Stepford housewife with 17 nannies and a much older man sugar daddy , you can let hubby walk all over you and boss you around. It’s part of the job expectation.

ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT!

If that would of been me which it has before I would of started yelling at my husband and told him “HOW BOUT’ NOW IS THIS BETTER?!” In a real loud voice. Damn Right! If you let them walk all over you at the beginning  then they will continue doing it. Gotta put the smack down early in the relationship, so they never do that shit again.

(Stepford Wife name used in Bravofan also)

Jo De La Rosa is a former housewife from seasons 1 and 2 ex-fiancee of Slade Slimey back when he was pretending to have money, and who later starred in a failed TV show called Date My Ex; where men competed with each other to date Jo and Slimey had to approve of them while they all stayed at Slimey's pretend house that Bravo rented for them. Jo is still pretending to be a singer and says she has an exciting glamorous life and dating a younger man. I heard some rumors this Bitch was recently seen working as a bartender at Cafe Boogaloo in Hermosa Beach, CA. But who knows if that is true, with these Bitches and their luck it just may be.

I knew I couldn’t stay away even on vacation, this blog is like crack to me. And fixing the little Internet connection problem helped also.

I was waiting for Jo De La Rosa   to say something about the famewhore-mance and shenanigans that Gretchen and Slade have been up to lately. Finally Jo has spoken up and says her and Gretchen used to be friends and this is how Gretchen was introduced to Slimey boy who later ended up hooking up with Gretchen. They probably started screwing while Jo and Slade where ‘trying to work things out’ I bet. I saw that one coming! I remember when I wrote the recap for that episode where Gretchen is invited by Jo to be in her music video Slimey was already flirty with her you could see it in their body language he was all cozying up to her.

Jo found out that Gretchie and Slimey where bumping fuglies through Jay Photoglou who told her back around the time, when Slade got arrested at Gretchen’s house when all that hoopla was going on and Gretchen was sleeping with Slade and dumping Jay for Slade. Gretchen had the audacity to call Jo and ask that Bitch for help, because Slimey boy went to jail and Jo was  like what the fuck is wrong with this crazy Bitch!? Yep! Sounds like something a fucked up narcissistic Bitch like Gretchie would do.I remember hearing Gretchen say that her and Slimey had Jo’s blessing and there was no heart feelings but Jo says BOOLLSHIT! To that, and pretty much says that Gretchie is a  ho’.

Well that’s what she gets for being friends with someone like super ho’ Gretchen. That bitch will throw her own mother under the bus for a man; she don’t give a shit. That’s why Tamra and Crazy ass Vicki hiss at that ho’ because  they can smell ho’ from 18 yards and older Bitches know that shit. That new Bitch Alexis better watch out ’cause when Gretchie runs out of the 2.5 million  she may dump Slimey and go after her man since he seems to be the only binezz men that’s carrying the serious bling right now in OC House-Ho’ land.

Here is the original article from Reality Wanted:

By Chandra Clewley

The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Season 1 and 2 resident raven-haired beauty, Jo De La Rosa has been off of the show for four years (!) with just a few guest appearances in Season 4. Last year, her long time love and former fiancé Slade Smiley appeared with her in Date My Ex, a spin off in which Jo dated men that Slade had to live with! With Season 5 of The Real Housewives of Orange County upon us, we have found that Jo’s ex-boyfriend Slade is now in a relationship with Gretchen Rossi. Gretchen, whose fiancé, Jeff Beitzel, died in 2008 of leukemia, has a controversial role on the show. Her antics include potentially cheating on Jeff with Jay Photoglou while Jeff was dying. Gretchen and Slade were introduced by Jo who was friendly with her through their real estate network and happened to cast Gretchen in her first video. Now, the lovebirds who Jo introduced while she was engaged to Slade herself, are the talk of the OC. These days Jo revels in the Los Angeles lifestyle! She is working on her music career, a movie, is the fresh face of a fabulous line of purses and is dating a hot new guy! While everyone expected the Gretchen/Slade relationship to go over like a lead brick with Jo De La Rosa, here she tells Reality Wanted why Slade did her the “favor”…

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: Will you make an appearance in Season 5 of The Real Housewives of Orange County?

A.  Jo: It is one of those things where, I left the show back in Season 2, and my life is so different now, who I am now compared to who I was 4 years ago. I live in LA now. There were talks of me coming on the show to confront Gretchen and Slade, but I need to be selfless at this point. Regardless of how I feel about them being together, this is Gretchen and Slade’s time in the spotlight and I just want to move forward with my music. It would have put me back out there in the public eye, but for all the wrong reasons. I will forever be thankful for The Real Housewives of Orange County, because that is how I got my start, but I have my own story that I have to tell through my music, and for me to go back to confront the past just doesn’t make sense.

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: Do you keep in touch with any of the other Housewives from the show?

A. Jo: You know what? I don’t. The thing is, people never really understood, I was so much younger than the other women on the show. I was never really as much friends with them as I was working with them. I had my own friends that I went out with in LA, doing my own thing, and the show made it seem like we were all friends, but really, I had my own life with Slade. I have always felt like the black sheep in that group because they were so much older than me, with children and marriages and I was just a 22 year old girl, barely figuring out who I was.

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: Did you feel stifled in your relationship because you wanted to be in LA when you were on the show?

A. Jo: I definitely had so much inside of me that I hadn’t even tapped into at the time, but when I was engaged to Slade, I was engaged and I wasn’t working.  I lost a lot of my goals, my dreams and my passions, and it wasn’t until I was finally in the relationship with Slade and at home bored that all of those things kind of rekindled in myself. It was a wake up call, like “what am I doing?” I’m 22 years old, engaged, and I had always wanted to pursue my dreams of music. I was accepted into the UCLA dance program, so I was always interested in the performing arts. I ended up passing on the dance program, but I was always involved in music and dance. Most girls in my situation would have taken that ring and that car that Slade gave to me and they would have lived off of that, the difference is that I gave back everything, the ring, the car, all of what he gave to me and I started over in LA! Slade really did me a favor because it used to be all about “Slade and Jo”, “Slade and Jo”. Now it’s “Slade and Gretchen”. For the first time, I can be on my own terms as Jo De La Rosa.

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: How long did you two date? Even on Date My Ex, he was always with you…

A. Jo: We were together for five years. Here is the funny thing, some insider information: even though I was on the show; I was still in love with Slade. I was still trying to work things out. It was never really over for Slade and I. Even after Date My Ex, Slade and I were still trying to work it out and then….came Gretchen.

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: I know that Lauri dated Slade for a little bit before she was married. Chronologically, when did this happen?

A. Jo: Slade and I were on a break, and he started dating Lauri. And then we tried to get back together…Lauri and I had a conversation about it on camera, and then here we go again with Gretchen…

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: On the show, Gretchen said that she called you to let you know about her and Slade, even though he had said not to. Is this accurate?

A. Jo: She called me because I found out from her ex-boyfriend Jay that Slade and Gretchen were hooking up. So the whole reason she called me was because it was already out. She actually called me when Slade was in jail and she was asking for help. (Smiley was arrested in February 2009 for unpaid child support, purportedly at Rossi’s Costa Mesa home.)  I was just like, “How can you call me and ask me for help when I just found out that you are sleeping with Slade?”  The truth of the matter is that it is what it is, and Gretchen, to me, is…it’s just dumb. We were ALL friends, you know, no matter how close we were, I just wish they would have come to me first, without me having to find out the way that I did. Even being able to talk to Slade on it, one on one, but they didn’t even give me that.  I just have to move forward, and not have a confrontation on camera. He was the love of my life, and she knew that. I was with him for 5 years, we were engaged, I acted as the mother of his children, and I was building a life with this man, and she was the girl that I knew, and you know what it is, at the end of the day, I just hate the way it all came down and came to an end. Slade and I are no longer even friends, and I haven’t even been able to talk to him face to face about it, and I know that is because of her (Gretchen).

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: How is your second album going? When do you expect it to be out?

A. Jo: I am in the studio, working on the second album, working on the second single, and writing. I feel like a lot of girls can connect to the music I am writing, it is a different sound. It’s a bit more edgy, “girl anthem”, with some country and pop-rock in there. Also, I had always wanted to be involved in a handbag campaign and so I am doing one for Rough Roses as well. I always thought that would be so cool to be that “face”, like Rihanna with Gucci, for a fashion line. It’s awesome, I was coming down Sunset Blvd. and I saw the big billboard, and there was my face! More than anything I loved his bags, the style of them, they are studded and leather. I like the earthy feel of them.

Q. Chandra, Reality Wanted: So, I have to ask, are you dating anyone?

A. Jo: I have been dating the same person for awhile now. He is super hot! Jeff was walking out of a club as I was walking in, and when I saw him, my heart just dropped. He was walking away, and he was wearing a fedora, and I thought “I have to talk to this guy!” So, I just yelled out “hey, you, fedora boy!”  He is not in the entertainment industry, he is a little bit younger than me, and he is hot! I am really happy right now and things are going great in my life!

Jo is also getting ready to co-star in a movie called Changing Hands (www.changinghandsfilm.com) produced by actor Scott L. Schwartz. The release date will be later this winter.

All of Gretchen’s lies just continue to snow ball on top of each other, like usual.

Slade Slimey owes his baby mamma approximately $80 thousand dollars in child support and the most fucked up part is that his son Grayson has a jacked up life threatening brain tumor and Slimey has only visited him a couple of times in the past year according to the baby mamma who cares for their son on her own. Slimey’s spoke person says that Slimey is a dead beat and a broke ass and can’t make the payments.

Click here for the letter send to Slimey’s ex wife from the Department of Child Support Services.(Source TMZ)

Here is Slimey being a broke ass while he tries to plug Gretchen from behind on a boat:

This is how Gretchen mourns Jeffs death and Slimey deals with his child support issues and son’s illness.

Here is Slimey being a broke ass while he relaxes in the sun at the beach with Gretchen and asks her for $5.00 dollars to go ride the Ferris wheel.

Wait a minute I thought that Slimey was in Gretchens payroll for the giggolo position? I thought that Bitch got $2.5 million from Pappa Money Bags in the will? Can’t she give Slimey an advance of $80k on his allowance?

Since Gretchen is supposedly such a caring loving soul and a breath of fresh air who absolutely was not with Jeff Beitzel for the money or for any gold-digging greedy fuckery I am sure that she will rush to help out her paid boyfriend Slimey, if not for Slimey but for the baby.  HA HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT!

If Slimey was smart and was trying to play broke ass  to avoid paying $80k in child support he would of fallen off the grid and not be found; but since he suffers from Attention Whore Personality Disorder he can’t help but be a raging famewhore who constantly needs attention and  cameras and the limelight in his face while he partys  it up with Gretchen. Boy for a broke ass he sure has fun. Wouldn’t that be funny if the Judges appointed to his child support case watch the OC Housewives and read all the gossip. Oh the hilarity!

Tamra Barney finally found someone to purchase her Tuscan style home for less than what she paid for it back in 2005. The Real Estalker reported that when the market was hot back in 2005 she paid $1,320,500 and now she found someone to buy it from her for $1,149,000. Records show the Barneys still owe $1,317,000. on the property which is more than what they can get for the house .

I want to see this Bitch continue to pretend she is rich and throw lavish, bath tub tequila, parties  and buy forty thousand dollar watches while fronting it. They better hurry up and get rich to pay the bank back  by selling that moonshine tequila.

Maybe Tamra can go door to door at the trailer park, on the first of each month when they get their welfare checks and approach the men, and shake her big fake titties at them so that they will buy more tequila. I think she should approach the old toothless guys better, they will find her very hot and men like buying tequila from hot blondes with big fake chichis. She can make a lot of money that way,  she has to put those huge plastic bowling ball titties to some use, since she can’t use them to  sell real state anymore. Just saying.

No she doesn’t stage her paparazzi photo shoots, the fucking paparazzi forced her at gunpoint here.

Two sufferers of  Attention-Whore Personality Disorder fall in love in fame-whore TV land. They are so perfect for each other.

Gretchen Rossi insist that she is not a media whore although all the other Bitches (even her so called friends Lynne and that new Bitch) from RHOC say that she is the biggest media whore that ever lived. Last week an arranged photo shoot  of her and Slimey produced some nice photographs  at the pumpkin patch  while posing for some nice proffesional photos that were done so nice and clean. Shit! I didn’t know that the pap’s carried lighting and fans around, to make the photos appear so crisps just as if she was posing for them like a model… Who knew!

If the rumor mill is true there is reports going around on the blogosphere that NBA superstar Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa Bryant is getting aggressively harassed by Bravo producers to be the next  crazy bitch making an ass of herself Real Housewife of Orange County. I remember reading about this spoiled entitled physco trick a while back on the OC register when she was sued by her maid for treating her like shit and for making her pick up shit. It was funny!

Click here for the OC register article on the maid suing her this is from a while back.

Click here for the TMZ article about the same thing.

Click here for the Mediatakeout article about her possibly becoming the next Housewife.

Seriously does Kobe really want his woman on this trashy show getting tangled up in the web of chaotic drama with all the other ho’s while on national TV and everyone watches laughs and points at her (because you know it’s gonna happen!) and talks about her and smart ass bloggers clown on her and share gossip on her ass?

Maybe she needs to think about this some more. But, if she does join the cast all us ranging piranha motor mouth  bloggers  who suffer from turrets syndrome and diarrhea of the mouth (like Bethenny would say)will welcome her with smart ass clown open arms.

Here is Gretchen posing for the annual bowling alley gang bang.

Jay Photoglou is still going through court proceedings and what not, with all the drama and convoluted court case bullshit that is never EVER going to end it appears. Click here this site has a lot of interesting read on all the drama.  Jay also says that Gretchen does get botox and mule piss injected in her face to keep her gorgeous Malibu Barbie face from falling apart. Well everybody has their beauty secrets can’t blame the Bitch on that one!

What I want to know is why is she on this picture in the bowling alley in her underwear for the gang bang event? Didn’t they have a toilet at that bowling alley? They must of not had a toilet because she was forced to pose nakid  near the lanes instead.

And here is the Radar Online actual article:

An ex-boyfriend is calling out Gretchen Rossi after the star of The Real Housewives of Orange County said she’s all natural and has never had plastic surgery.

PHOTOS: See Exclusive Pics Of Gretchen Bowling In Sexy Lingerie!

And Jay Photoglou also laughs at her claims that she wants to be a role model. He provided RadarOnline.com with some exclusive photographs of Gretchen bowling in sexy lingerie!

Rossi says she’s just started The Gretchen Project to find help others find “alternative ways to maintain everlasting beauty without having to go under the knife.”

But Jay told RadarOnline.com that while Gretchen may not have gone under the knife she’s definitely not all natural!

Jay dated her for more than a year and revealed exclusively to RadarOnline.com that Gretchen regularly had Botox injections

in her forehead. How does he know? He was there when she had it done!

PHOTO GALLERY: Bikini Clad Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley Hit Up the Hot Dog Stick

“I went with Gretchen to get Botox injections on at least on two occasions, one time I even had botox injections,” Jay told RadarOnline.com.

“Gretchen went at least every six weeks to get Botox injection while I dated her.

“She also had photofacials done every two months to help get rid of her wrinkles.”

ONLY ON RADAR: Housewives Star Gretchen Rossi Caught in the Fast Lane

Photofacias are an intense pulsed light treatment for skin rejuvenation.

During a recent speech Rossi said: “Ultimately I feel I have made the right choice for me and I can only hope it sets an example to young girls that you don’t have to have plastic surgery to feel beautiful and confident.”

Only On Radar: Housewife Speaks on Rossi’s Restraining Order

But Jay told RadarOnline.com: “Gretchen Rossi is a lot of things, but a role model isn’t something that immediately comes to mind when I think of her.”

Gretchen filed a restraining order against Jay Photoglou in March of this year. A judge dismissed it in May, with prejudice.

Yes our beloved favorite tramp Gretchen Rossi the Grossi, wants to be seen as a positive role model to inspiring young gold diggers.  She will inspire all young wallet humpers, how you can siffen $2.5 million out of a dying old man while you screw several other guys on the side and pose for toilet modeling pictures with dildos!

Yeah that’s the type of role model I’m talking about!

Here is the original article from the OC Register:

‘EXAMPLE TO YOUNG GIRLS’??

Gretchen Rossi makes me want to cry.

The alternative would be to break out laughing at this recent comment that last season’s newcomer to “Real Housewives of Orange County” made to Fox News:

“It is hard to stay strong and not go under the knife because I am surrounded by it. … I can only hope it sets an example to young girls that you don’t have to have plastic surgery to feel beautiful and confident.”

Her antipathy to breast implants isn’t new: That was her story last year when the Costa Mesa resident joined “Real Housewives,” as this blog reported in the post “Newest Orange County Housewife keeps it ‘real.’ “

The Bravo network’s Web site promoted her arrival last season with a wildly exaggerated description of Orange County: “This season’s newest housewife is a blond bombshell with a sparkling personality, dazzling smile and — something very few Orange County women have — real breasts.”

At that point, Rossi wasn’t setting herself up as a role model. She just asked to be judged by her heart rather than by appearances:

“When you live here, it’s hard not to get involved in that kind of vanity and I do like to look good and take care of myself, but hopefully people can see that, at the end of the day, what really matters is that people see my heart and see that I’m a good person.”

But now she wants to be a role model, an “example to young girls”? That would require her to have a public image worthy of imitation. Perhaps she is truly the good, caring person that she describes. But image is important in the role-model business — and in the image department, Rossi, 31, falls far short.

In the murky world of “reality” TV and celebrity-watching blogs, who knows what’s real, especially when the housewives are promoting the Nov. 5 launch of the show’s fifth season. Still, a role model shouldn’t be at the center of a swarm of photos and stories that she posed naked with a sex toy and romped in bed partially clad with two men.

A role model shouldn’t have to dispatch her attorney to demand that online photos, including a picture of her riding topless in a car, be removed from the Web. As the O.C. Register reported in April, the would-be role model’s attorney wrote, “Ms. Rossi contends that the photographs used on your website were stolen from her and she has never authorized the use of said photographs to anyone.”

On the show, this is the behavior of a role model?

• Gretchen plays with “vibrating cylinders, described as ‘adult toys,’ … sticks one in her ear and wonders if that’s where it’s supposed to go.”
• Gets drunk, flirts with the 22-year-old son of another “Real Housewife,” rubs his neck, and heads into the bathroom with him.
• Dates serial “Housewife” boyfriend and alleged child-support shirker Slade Smiley.

Her public disputes with and restraining order against reported boyfriend Jay Photoglou haven’t burnished her image. Nor did her alleged relationship with Photoglou while she was engaged to Jeff Beitzel, who died from leukemia in September 2008 and left her $2.5 million.

And for someone who’s staking out a position against plastic surgery on her breasts, it would help if she weren’t suspected of having undergone plastic surgery on her nose, lips, chin and cheeks. As the Web site Good Plastic Surgery summed it up in March, “Gretchen Rossi has a face made entirely of plastic.”

In comparing her current appearance with a photo that’s allegedly of Rossi while in college (pictured here, courtesy of GoodPlasticSurgery.com), plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. John Di Saia of San Clemente and OCBody.com told MakeMeHeal.com:

“If the pre-op images are not manipulated, then she has had a bunch of facial work … cheeks, nose, midface and lips.”

If you believe that Rossi is worthy of being considered a role model, here’s how a role model talks, as presented in a confrontation with Tamra Barney in a preview of this season’s “Real Housewives”:

Gretchen: “You talk (expletive) about me.”

Tamra: “I don’t talk (expletive).”

Gretchen: “Yes, you do.”

Tamra: “I talk the truth.”

Gretchen: “I’m telling you right here …”

Tamra: “I’m not an angel, Gretchen.”

Gretchen: “I never said I’m an angel.”

Tamra: “I don’t want to be known as the hooker in Orange County.”

Gretchen: “Tamra, shut the (expletive) up.”

Rossi is now engaged in “The Gretchen Project,” a series of videos that focus on “finding alternative ways to maintain everlasting beauty without having to go under the knife.”

The project’s Web site says “Gretchen will find the new, now and next in beauty from leading medical and beauty experts from around the world with the ultimate goal to pass along the pearls of wisdom to the modern day woman.”

That’s more like what a role model should be engaged in.

Jimmy Fallon did this little sketch of the Housewives with his own version. He got these Bitches numbers to a ‘ T ‘ specially the bossy delusional spoiled part. Fucking hilarious!

Check out these closeups of Lynne’s new shinny plastic face. Told ya’ she can NEVER blink again. I hope Lynne stays away from open flames or she may melt. Also Lynne and Jeanna being the experts at managing money, (but specially Lynne) give out some solid financial advice to survive the recession.

And here is some more fuckery between NeNe, Greg, Slade and Gretchen..

I guess Greg rather kiss Slade instead of Gretchen. These four had an orgy later. Just fucking with ya’! Or am I?

Slade’s mom sat at another table to avoid the embarrassment. What I want to know is why is that chick in the miniskirt talking to Gretchen? Propositioning uhmmm?

Also NeNe made a new friend while posing for the paps. NeNe’s new hot rich friend will be in the next Real Housewives of Atlanta. ( Source Dlisted)