Yeap, and so it begins; these two Bitches are friends again! I guess Bravo wants us to believe the last episode was not staged and scripted! Like NeNe told Essence magazine blaming Bravo’s editing for making her look like a jealous ass this last season.

Kim also decided it was time to pull a Britney and flash everyone and their grandpapi. WARNING! . If you are reading this shit at work and you have a job that you value DO NOT click on the following link! Unless you work at a porn store and then, they won’t give a shit…

So go rigth ahead then, Click here to see the disgusting non-edited edition of Kim Zolciak’s raunchy crotch!

Gretchen Rossi is going to have to top this now; or she will lose the title of Biggest Media Whore that ever Lived.

Sheree meets Kim for drinks at the same fancy restaurant that the scalp Kim’s wig off  extravaganza courtesy of Sheree took place. I am surprised that the management let those Bitches back at the place they almost trashed in a knockout wig out Bitch brawl. I guess the restaurant owners must be famewhores too. The purpose of Kim and Sheree’s meeting is to discuss the engagement party for Kandi and AJ.( It is sad writing this part because we all know what happens to AJ and I feel very sad for Kandi)

AJ tries very hard to patch things up with Kandi’s mom and so arranges a family group therapy . Kandi, AJ and Mom attend and Mom chews AJ off for having 6 children and triyng to use Kandi’s money to help pay all his babys momas  for child support. Kandi’s mom also expresses her disapproval with AJ when she refuses to make a toast at  the engagement party.

NeNe visits her family in Athens ( I knew she was country!)she visits her uncle Mel who was her dad’s brother. NeNe meets with her ghostwrites who’s name is Denene is that means that she belongs to NeNe? NeNe says she is glad she left that country town and knew she would leave to become a successful striper/famewhore.

NeNe visits her mom’s old house. NeNe tries to say the the house sat there empty  for a long time and that her family just kept it and tells her ghost writer that she doesn’t have the key to get in the house. But the truth is she really doesn’t have the key because this is somebody elses’ house now, and those people are at work.

And since the real owners are not home NeNe and the Bravo crew take advantage of the opportunity and  film and pretend this house belongs to NeNe’s family after getting some good footage  the camera crew  and NeNe’s crazy ass, better get the fuck off the property before those home owners come back home from work and freak out.

The door rings and rings at Kim’s house and she just walks around yelling ‘somebody answer the door!’, even thought she is right by it, but she ain’t about to lift a finger and answer a door specially when she is wearing her old lady bingo robe.

Derek  is at the door  visiting Kim to give her and her wigs a flea dip bath. Brielle finally answers the door , Derek smacks Brielle in the head and says ‘took you long enough’ He is wearing his super spiked puteria high heels and tells Kim ‘what the hell you got on?’.

Derek presents Kim  a new darker bushier wig and tells Kim to drop the wig she has on right now and while Derek helps Kim change wigs, the camera looks down to not film Kim’s bald wigless head, they also play some creepy music as if Derek is performing some scary surgery on her bald head while she is wigless for those brief minutes. Suddenly, everything goes back to normal and the happiness comes back along with the happy music, after Derek managed to stitch  Kim’s new 70′s porn star  wig, made from the bleached pubic hair of retired 70′s porn stars  that had lots of different Venereal Diseases of the crotch.

Kim tells Derek her wig had a couple of litters since Kim didn’t neuter the wig and now Kim changes wigs every day and that she will need a flea dip for all 757 of her wigs.

Kim says to Derek that since her wig had those litters of baby wigs Kim got a degree in wig technology and has her doctorate in wigging out, and this is the main reason Kim is starting her wig company.

Sheree has Dwight come over her house wearing some crazy ass sunglasses to look at the dress samples for the fashion show.   Dwight keeps saying the show  is behind and everything is going to be dreadful because Sheree sucks ass. Dwight looks at all the samples and he just keeps going’ uh um, uh um, uh um.’  In a disapproving nagging tone, over and over he also states that Sheree needs major help and he sounds like he may be right since Sheree has not even found models yet and the show is just a few days away. But what do you expect from these crazy ho’s who love hiring all these people and arrange all their major projects racing the clock and at the last minute maybe they do this so just in case they fuck up they can have someone else to blame like Sheree does all the time.

Sheree’s ego needs a lot of room she has the seamstress make all of her samples her exact size  because Sheree arrogantly explains to Tania as she prances around modeling the samples that she is a perfect model size and blah, blah, blah meanwhile Tania is jerking her monkey and drooling at Sheree. I guess that’s why SheMan keeps Tania around to be her yes sir Bitch.

Since SheMan had all of the samples for her fashion show made her own size is this mean she will model all the pieces also, since all the models she auditions will not be her exact perfect size and therefore inferior to her and not good enough to model her clothing line? According to the voices in her head.

In a recent interview with Essence Magazine, Sheree Whitfield says that Kim is a piece of trash who messes with married men and that her and Kim where never close. (Even thought they used to call each other twin ebony and Ivory sisters!) Sheree also hints that she may want to move to New York to pursue her 5 years ago clothing line. Well if she leaves Atlanta maybe she can be one of the House Ho’s from New York  and cause crazy, bitch-fest drama over there and hopefully she will get her shit together with her clothing line so she can finally pay her rent!

Here is the original interview with Essence:

Sheree Whitfield knows all about turning lemons into lemonade. “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star is making a new life for her and her kids after divorce. And after coining the phrase “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” during an argument with a high-strung party planner, it’s obvious that she too is a trendsetter in Bravo’s addictive franchise. Still on a high from her New York Fashion Week debut, Whitfield gave us the scoop on her plans to relocate, why she never got that close to Kim and whether she’d return to the drama for a third season.

ESSENCE.COM: Congrats on your first fashion show in New York. What did you take away from the experience?
SHEREE WHITFIELD: It was amazing. It was my way to test my line in the New York market, the world’s fashion capital. I got a lot of positive feedback and support from the fashion industry. You really have to be hands on. I feel like I need to move to New York to really be there. I tried here in Atlanta and it really did not work and it went well in New York, but I had to go back and forth a lot. I love it in New York and would love to live there and still keep a place in Atlanta when I want to slow down.

ESSENCE.COM: Back in Atlanta you had a little help from Dwight with your other show.
SHEREE WHITFIELD: Working with Dwight was okay, but it came off like he did a lot more than he did. He came in on the last week and had some great ideas, but I also had some people in from New York working on it already. We pulled it off and it was awesome. I saw what he was saying in the confessional and was like, “Wow, you didn’t do this by yourself, honey.”

ESSENCE.COM: During your appearance on “Ellen,” you and Kim went at it.  Any chance you’ll mend your friendship?
WHITFIELD: That piece of trash! Kim loves attention. TV made me and Kim’s relationship seem different than it was. She and I were never friends. I don’t believe in messing with married men. If she can do that to someone else, she’s no one that I would ever really hang out with. She’s on TV and doesn’t feel bad messing with a married man. How dumb can you be? Those vows are sacred. But to each his own.

ESSENCE.COM: Well, this season NeNe and you aren’t fighting. Is the truce still in effect?
WHITFIELD: We’re still cordial. We have mutual respect. I did not read her book, but I did read the chapter on Sheree.

ESSENCE.COM: Everybody is still saying “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” Was that always your phrase?
WHITFIELD: It just came to me in that moment. Now I use it because everybody else is (laughs.) You can get the official “Who Gon’ Check Me Boo?” shirts on my site.

ESSENCE.COM: Work it! On a serious note, we were so sorry to hear of the passing of Kandi’s former fiancé AJ. Have you been in touch with her?
WHITFIELD: I was in Jamaica with a friend of mine and AJ’s when I got the news. I sent Kandi my condolences and let her know I was praying for her and there for her and his family. She immediately text me back. She is such a sincere person and has a kind heart. She has been going through a lot, as you’ve seen on the show. I made sure I was at the funeral to show her my support. I think that everyone realizes that nothing is promised. I want to live a happy, positive life and live it to the fullest. Enjoy the people in your life while you can.

ESSENCE.COM: Definitely. So, are you still the queen bee of the cast and would you do another season?
WHITFIELD: That’s definitely still my character. However, this season they have honed in on different aspects of my personality as well. As for another a season, I probably would.

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Looks like Big Poppa is selling his huge ass mansion so if you have 25 million to splurge, you can grab this luxury 9 bedroom home. Maybe his current Big Momma got tired of all the public scandalous embarrassment of having her husband’s mistress flaunt all the expensive gifts, specially the engagement ring on a trashy TV show while she sat at home feeling dumb.

If the rumors are true and the real reason Big Poppa is selling this mansion is to divorce his current Big Momma who’s name is ironically also Kim, then I think Kim Najjar should just let Big Poppa and Kim Zolciak be together because they deserve each other, after all Kim Najjar will just get Big Poppas millions; while Kim Zolciak will have to deal with the pain in the ass of having a cheating,  two timing  douche husband who will go out and find himself a new younger mistress anyways, to replace Kim Zolciak as his mistress and the cycle will start all over again.

So in other words Kim Zolciak will do Kim Najjar a favor by taking Big Poopie off her hands so she can divorce him get his millions  and then  go out and get a young hot guy to play with, while Kim Zolciak has to smell Big Poopie and deal with his new mistress situation. Have fun with that!. Good riddance to bad rubbage and get to keep the millions! Works for me!

That’s a huge house, I wonder how many mistresses he’s hidden from Big Momma there.

(Source AJC)

Kandi Burrus goes to Los Angeles to Capitol records to pimp her new album BLOG to honor all the clown rude ass blogers who love her so much!

The late AJ, God rest his soul, tries to make amends with Kandi’s mom and arranges a group therapy session to help sort out their differences and surprisingly Kandi’s mom agrees to join.

Kandi questions Lisa on her lavish spending habits for example: installing elevators in her own home bowling  alley and tells her she better tie the budget if she wants more children. Of course Lisa tries to make us believe  she wants another baby  although she lost interest in the 29 other children she sold to the gypsies and despite  the bad news that Ed’s career appears to be over and pretty soon her and Ed will have to go to plan B in order to make ends meet so that they can  continue living the lavish life style, and that is to star on their own homemade porn movie and peddle it online so that they don’t have to sell Ed’s mini me to the gypsies like his 29 brothers and sisters.

Kim invites Kandi to meet her at some boutique where Kim is blowing over six hundred dollars on underwears for her kids and tries to give Kandi a lame excuse that her daughter was sick the night of Kandi’s performance causing Kim to miss it, which sounds similar to the lame excuse  Sheree used on Lisa when she was too jealous to show up at Lisa’s fashion show. When these Bitches get jealous of each other for upstaging each other they use their kids as an excuse. And how come Kim said that Kandi knew that she couldn’t make it and she was okay with it and Kandi did not appear to know. It all smells like boollshit.

Kandi questions Kim on the origin of her titanium American Express Black Card and who pays the $250k a year bill? Is it Big Poppa Kandi asks? Kim says ohh don’t be stupid like you dont have a American Express Black Card?. Then Kim admits to Kandi that she had that card before Big Poppa came along but blows Kandi off like a true crafty high class prostitution whore would and refuses to give Kandi a straight answer. It takes a lot of wealthy Big Poppas and a revolving door installed in your house to maintain that opulent life style Kim has.

NeNe finally decided to do something for that scam she’s got going on charity of hers by inviting all the gays, drag queens and bored housewives who like to start drinking at noon to participate in a high heel-athon drag race fundraiser. It all sounded like a good idea to NeNe at the time, after she drank those 17 margaritas and came up with the idea, but when she participated in the race NeNe was out of breath after only five steps and immediately she decided to wonder off the race and look for some food she ended up stealing a bottle of water from someones truck.

Dwight also realize what a stupid idea this was and cries that he is never running in those torture devices ever again since now he has bunions the size of basketballs and may need serious surgery to remove them.

NeNe and Lisa’s friend the gay guy that Bravo scripted on one of the last shows, suddenly shows up to this race in full drag gear and sequence and proceeds to  flirt with Dwight.

Greg decides to put on NeNe’s size 13 wedges and runs in the heel-a-thon. Damn, he fits in her shoes?

Lisa says that she is also a survivor of domestic violence and points to her husband Ed, stating that there is life after domestic abuse since now she is the one that beats Ed’s ass instead, while she makes him wear a maids outfit. They’re so romantic!

A super Queen who can outrun every ho’ in Atlanta in heels because of all the times his pimp domestic violently abused him, and would chase him down the street driving in a car,  swinging a baseball bat, while the Queen ran in 10 inch clog hoppers ends up elbowing Dwight roller-derby style, out of the way, while outrunning him and beats all the other Bitches also. The Queen wins the race the flowers, crown and the $15.00 dollar Target gift card.

Of course a gay guy won the high heel race!

While Kim wrestles with her  wig, which tries to jump off her head, several times, Kim works out the details  for her 50th birthday party with her party planners. Kim demands no cheap wine or cheap food , she wants ponys and clowns and leprechauns wearing sombreros and serving nachos. Kim’s party planner just patiently writes down all of Kim’s crazy expectations.

The wig disagrees with most of the shit that Kim is demanding and keeps trying to jump off Kim’s bald head so Kim keeps pushing her wig hair back. The wig would prefer some two dollar wino hooch and for snacks some spam and crackers. I guess you can take the wig out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the wig.

Kim wants everything upscale since I am sure it is all courtesy of Big Poppa who got back together with Kim.  Kim doesn’t know what upscale is, so  she  just agrees with  the wig’s suggestions and goes with cheap hooch and spam. Damn that wig is persuasive!

Sheree has Dwight over to get advice on her fashion show so that hopefully it won’t end up a disaster like the last time. Dwight says he likes Sheree’s ‘Big Balls’ and Sheree gets all excited. Now down to business Sheree has asked Dwight to assist her with her fashion show and Dwight tells Sheree how things need to be done in order to succeed not how she wants things to be. Both of them disagree on everything from the color of the runway to the models hairdo. Sheree says she wants all the models with a ponytail or the She by Sheree hairdo; Dwight says hell no to that because they are trying to sell the fashions not scare the people.

Dwight tells Sheree she better yield to him or this fashion show will be a disaster from hell. I can see a shit storm of drama coming between these two. Hopefully Sheree will just get her head out of her ass and listen to Dwight. Sheree says she has ‘a million things to do’ and tells Dwight she will use him and abuse him.

Kim gets dropped off by Big Poppa in in a luxury vehicle when Kim goes on to Kandi’s home studio to record the verses  for  her one hit wonder. Of course they don’t show us who Big Poppa is they just show the tinted windows ; I wonder if he’s wife saw this episode yet.

Big Poppa must of payed them a lot of money to help Kim out, because Kandi and Don Vito were talking with Big Poppa and say he is a really nice considerate guy . Yeah, I bet he is considerate with his wife alright, by making sure he avoids wearing a rain coat when he is with Kim so that he can share some of the goodies Kim picked up at the rat-hole strip clubs, she used to work at.

Is so funny that they try to keep Big Poppa a Big Mystery since everyone  already figured out who Lee Najjar may be.

While Kim is recording her song, she  doesn’t always understand what it is that Kandi wants her to do in order to help polish and fake out her voice by using the magic of  digital technology. While Kim was recording and she sounded all awful and off key all I could think about was I love Lucy whenever she would try to sing and sounded like it was a cow getting slaughtered.

After the grueling recording session, Kandi and Kim shoot the shit for a minute and talk about the night before and the mad dog arguments that went on between Kim and NeNe and then NeNe and Kandi and how NeNe almost bit each Bitches head off. However; Kandi didn’t let NeNe Bitch head chew her so Kandi had to grow 10 feet tall and beat some Amazon ass. Kandi asks Kim why she let NeNe chew her head off and shit down her neck like that, Kim tells Kandi she has being hearing NeNe’s bullshit for hundreds of years now, and she is used to it.

Kandi is performing  at a club and is very nervous about it.Kandi asks Kim ‘you gonna go to my show right?’ Kim assures Kandi she will be there to support her.  Kim is also throwing a birthday bash that is meant for Kandi and Kim. So of course Kandi has to show up but NeNe was left out because they’re tired of having the evening end with the police showing up after a Bitch gets her weave ripped off her head.

Sheree and her girlfriend Tania go to New York to yell at Sheree’s cute little Asian seamstress who patiently tries to please Sheree poor seamstress, I think  Sheree beat her ass later after the cameras had left. I wonder if Sheree ran into any of the housewives from New York?

Well it just got boring in the room is Lisa and Ed! We get to see more clips of Ed and Lisa were he is filming her and they are flirting. And yes he should go into broadcasting hopefully some station is watching, please God, and will give him a job already so Lisa will stop having so many irons on the stove. Lisa is right all her segments are good for is because her man is eye candy, but other than that it is boring. Yawn!

It’s funny how  Kim says to her makeup girl while getting ready how Kim’s horoscope says she will get a gift right before the party that will change her life and then guess what happens, yes she gets a ring from Big Poppa and is flaunting it around her party. Sheree says ‘Kim is running around and telling everyone that she and Big Poppa are back together, and that they’re engaged‘ pauses for a minute and says ‘isnt he married?’ You said it Sheree! Big Poopee is married! But I guess now he better start looking for the next mistress to replace Kim. I wonder if he will find a redheaded with a wig this time; you know to keep the variety with the wig fetish going.

We get to also see Kandi performing at a gig with a tiny stage; Kandi is nervous because she has not performed in front on a lot of people in a while. Shit I would be nervous too if I had to wear that marshmallow top she had on. Kandi gives and awesome performance as always; but of course Kim ditches her and doesn’t show up even thought earlier she tells Kandi she will be there to support her. I guess now that Kandi digitally altered and polished  Kims dying banshee voice and made her a number one hit, Kim don’t need her  anymore so she don’t have to show up at Kandi’s performance since Kim don’t give a shit about that anyways.

Wait a minute was there even any NeNe in this whole episode? Or did we not get to see any NeNe because she wasn’t invited to the parties or did they just put a muzzle on her? Whenever NeNe is around she always brings drama, excitement and random fights to the scene. Uhmm, no wonder this episode was kinda boring. I want my dollar back!

The police have arrested a possible suspect in AJ’s death!

Here is the original updated article from wsbtv.com:

Arrest Made In Atlanta Housewife’s Fiancé Killing

ATLANTA — Atlanta police have made an arrest in the death of Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, the former fiancé of Atlanta “housewife” Kandi Burruss.Police said Fredrick Richardson is charged with voluntary manslaughter and currently being held at Grady Detention due to his injuries.

Authorities said Richardson will be transported to the Fulton County Jail once he is cleared by medical personnel.Burruss is the newest cast member of the hit reality show, “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” and is coping with Jewell’s tragic death. Jewell also appeared regularly on the show.Burruss’ publicist, Lisa Nelson, confirmed to wsbtv.com reporter Brian Johnson that the incident has left the Atlanta “housewife” stunned and speechless. Burruss posted a message on her Twitter page Saturday expressing how the incident has left her devasated.”I could never in a million years imagine this happening. Please pray for A.J.’s children … that’s who i’m the most concerned for. I’m about to give my swollen eyes some rest now. I just wanted to say thanks two everyone for their prayers,” said Burruss.Nelson, who represented Burruss during the taping of the show, said the family is asking for privacy during this very difficult time.Burruss, an award-winning singer-songwriter and former member of the ’90s R&B group Xscape, has had numerous disagreements with her mother on the show regarding her relationship with Jewell.

Atlanta police told Channel 2 Action News that Jewell received a severe head injury during a fight at The Body Tap Club in the 1200 block of Marietta Boulevard in Atlanta.”It appears he was involved in an altercation in the parking lot and he received a severe blow to the head,” said Atlanta Police Lt. Keith Meadows.Meadows said Jewell was taken to Piedmont Hospital where he later died.Police said they have not determined a motive for the brawl, but the investigation is still under way.Stay tuned to wsbtv.com for more updates on this developing story.

I just woke up to hear these news from one of my readers. (thank you Marissa)

Kandi Burruss fiance Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, who caused all the commotion between Kandi and her mom; was unfortunately killed last night, in a fight at a strip club he owned.

I am not sure how old he was but I believe in his early 30′s, I couldn’t find a record of his age anywhere, but whatever his age I am sure he was too young to die. Poor Kandi is devastated as you can imagine.

Here is what she posted on her Twitter earlier:

“I’m about to give my swollen eyes some rest now. I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for their prayers. I could never in a million years imagine this happening. Please pray for AJ’s children. That’s who I’m the most concerned for. I’m just in one of those moods where i don’t wanna talk, I don’t wanna be held and told it’s gonna be ok. I just wanna cry myself to sleep, alone.“

Here is the original article from WSBTV:

Atlanta Housewife’s Fiancé Killed After Strip Club Brawl

ATLANTA — Kandi Burruss, the newest cast member of the hit reality show, “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” is coping with the tragic death of her former fiancé, Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, who appeared regularly on the show.Burruss’ publicist, Lisa Nelson, confirmed to WSBTV.com reporter Brian Johnson that the incident has left the Atlanta “housewife” stunned and speechless. Burruss posted a message on her Twitter page Saturday expressing how the incident has left her devastated.”I could never in a million years imagine this happening. Please pray for A.J.’s children … that’s who i’m the most concerned for. I’m about to give my swollen eyes some rest now. I just wanted to say thanks two everyone for their prayers,” said Burruss.Nelson, who represented Burruss during the taping of the show, said the family is asking for privacy during this very difficult time.Burruss, an award-winning singer-songwriter and former member of the ’90s R&B group Xscape, has had numerous disagreements with her mother on the show regarding her relationship with Jewell.Atlanta police told Channel 2 Action News that Jewell received a severe head injury during a fight at The Body Tap Club in the 1200 block of Marietta Boulevard in Atlanta.”It appears he was involved in an altercation in the parking lot and he received a severe blow to the head,” said Atlanta Police Lt. Keith Meadows.Meadows said Jewell was taken to Piedmont Hospital where he later died.Police said they have not determined a motive for the brawl, but the investigation is still under way.”We have developed a person of interest and we’ve made contact with him to question him about the incident,” said Meadows.Stay tuned to WSBTV.com for more updates on this developing story.

Here is another article I found that talks about AJ’s death with more details, and that Kandi is the legal guardian of his 2 twin daughters:

AJ jewell Ashley Jewell Kandi Burruss fiance died AJ Real Housewives of Atlanta

New Delhi, October 3, 2009: AJ jewell Ashley Jewell Kandi Burruss fiance died AJ Real Housewives of Atlanta. We are sorry for Kandi Burrus, and AJ Jewell and six of his children.

Former fiancé of Kandi Buruss, AJ Jewell is dead. The former fiancé of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Kandi Buruss, was killed last night in an Atlanta strip club called the Body Tap.

Jewell suffered severe head injuries following a fight. He was taken to a hospital and died on arrival. No arrests have been made.

AJ Jewell’s engagement to Kandi Buruss caused conflict on the show between Kandi and her mother, and the engagement was called off just a few months ago.

Kandi is the legal guardian of AJ’s twin 12 year old daughters (Jewell has six children), and Kandi’s rep has confirmed the news. Such a sad situation, especially with Jewell having children, our condolences go out to his family.

Kandi Burruss, better known by her stage name Kandi or Kandi Girl, is an American R&B singer, songwriter, record producer and a former singer of the group Xscape from Atlanta, Georgia.

She became a cast member with a reoccuring role on the second season of, The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

In 1990, Kandi Burruss joined LaTocha and Tamika Scott, and childhood friend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle to complete the Atlanta-based R&B group, Xscape.

After being discovered by producer-Jermaine Dupri, he eventually signed them to his label, So So Def Recordings and Columbia Records in 1991.

After getting a record deal, her 11th grade year, the group released their 1993 debut album Hummin’ Comin’ at ‘Cha.

My condolences go out to Kandi Burruss and AJ’s family and friends; I am truly sorry for their loss.

Jimmy Fallon did this little sketch of the Housewives with his own version. He got these Bitches numbers to a ‘ T ‘ specially the bossy delusional spoiled part. Fucking hilarious!