Earlier Radaronline reported that NeNe Leakes had attended an event in Los Angeles without her wedding ring. NeNe is also sweating rabbit turds that her now soon to be ex-husband Greg may turn on her and disclose all kinds of scandalous, shit about her stripper past:

“NeNe has admitted that it’s over between her and Greg and she was not wearing her wedding ring recently. “She is worried that Greg might go public about some of her secrets because she has admitted that she has some ‘skeletons’ in her closet.

First her boytoy and new nose and now this.It seems that all these house ho’s end up divorced. It’s the curse of the housewives.

Jezebel.com reported that all the housewives of New Jersey have had some kind of bullshit problem with money and or lawsuits. Including Teresa and Joe being slumlords that gotten sued by tenants and vendors. Click here to read the full gossip on that.

I found this little interesting piece of gossip on the Countless LuAnn. It seems that just like Joker Face she may or may not enjoy sex in public restrooms:

At New York magazine’s summer kickoff party at the Kimberly Hotel’s Upstairs rooftop bar on Tuesday night, we spied the class-obsessed “Real Housewife” and boyfriend Jacques Azoulay coming out of a one-person bathroom … together.

Umm, we don’t think a chapter in de Lesseps’ book, “Class With the Countess,” covers tandem bathroom visits.

Or maybe they were just smoking a joint in there.

And finally here is a picture of Kelly Behemoth. It seems that she got away from her circus trainer again and ran in New York  traffic wrecking havoc. This time with an unidentified balding man wearing a wig:

And here is a picture of Kelly with her cellulite:

‘Have fun with that.’

YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WHILE YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL I’M IN BROOKLYN!

On part 1  Alex was asked about going Brooklyn on Jills ass. We get to see the scenes of Alex delivering the ‘messague’, break out in hives and rip Jill’s face off. Alex explains that she got sick of putting up with Jill’s abuse and looking down on her for 3 years.

 Alex expresses that she always felt like tearing Jill a new asshole, but held back because she wanted to feel accepted by the fabulous circle of shit heads she wanted so badly to be part of .So she was forced to be a kiss ass, but finally she got tired of kissing ass and said ‘FUCK IT!’ So she ended up having to let her hidden ‘balls’ come out and tear those stuck up bitches a new one.

Alex flips off LuAnn and before you know it LuAnn starts her shit with Alex, about how Alex jumped in the middle of the Bethenny and Jill wars when it was none of her fucking business. Those 2 bitches are bickering at each other . Alex jumps on  ‘dumb drag queen’ LuAnn and tells that ho’ bag  she is a hypocrite and that she was getting involved too so shut the fuck up.

 LuAnn starts shushing Alex and calls her ‘dahling‘ Alex and Ramona then look at each other and say : what is that dumb drag queen doing? Alex then says she is happy she went Brooklyn on Jill’s ass and says she will do it again too, with the exception that this time she will deliver her own message and not use Bethenny’s message, but would still punch Jill in the mouth the same way she did the first time.

 Jill calls Alex  a ‘coward’ for not delivering her own message to Jill . Jill says that she is not friends with Alex anyways, so she don’t give a rats ass that Alex went ape shit on her.

  All of the sudden Sasquatch tells Alex to cross her legs. Because Sasquatch is the decency police!

Alex tells Jill that she was trying to be cool with Jill and talk to her and shoot the shit, but Jill is such an entitled stup up asshole, that doesn’t want to allow other people whom she feels are below her to be part of the fabulous circle of assholes she runs with. So Alex decided all that useless Jill ass kissing was exhausting and it was easier and more fun to just monkey punch Jill in the nuts.

Jill keeps saying ‘WE’RE NOT FRIENDS!..I NEVER CALLEWD YOU MY FRIEND!’  BITCH YOU’RE A FUCKING PEASANT  WAGE SLAVE!! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS SO FUCK YOU!.

Then Jill throws LuAnn under the bus and says that LuAss was the one talking about Alex’s crazy ass kids, crawling up peoples legs. LuAnn looks at Jill and says OH NO SHE DIND’T!

 Alex tells Jill that she is a backstabbing 2 faced lying bitch, whose being bulliying her for 3 years, telling Alex how to live her life the way Jill sees fit. Alex continues by letting Jill have it some more and says to Jill , bitch you fight dirty you go to gossip columns you plant bullshit stories you’re jealous of everybody, you try to get people not to film with other people! Jill’s fangs come out and hisses at Alex ‘Just because you say it it doesn’t make it true’ .Damn! did you see that? That’s Jill being defensive because SHE KNOWS IT’S TRUE!

 Alex gets asked by Andy why she forgave Ramona and Bethenny when they were also rude and Bethenny called Simon ‘revolting’ but Alex says its because once she smacked them around a little bit, they were cool. And never said anything bad about Alex or gay ass Simon again. Jill keeps reminding Alex they’re not friends and that Alex was ‘channeling the devil’ during fashion week and she is ugly. Then she gives Alex a fake ass apology.

Then Andy says what’s with the hives bitch? Alex says its because she desperately needs a tan.Pobrecita! And then Andy asked why Simom is a bloated fat ass  this year and Alex says it’s because he quit smocking crack. Then Alex proudly says he will starts smocking crack again soon and be in speedoes next year ! Andy gets all excited and says that we all have something to look forward to specially him! EEEEWWW!!!  Someone needs to tell Simon not to wear those speedos for American TV he needs to wear the baggy gangsta shorts like a decent person none of that European up your ass thong  shit on my TV . PLEASE!

‘THE RAMONA COASTER!’

Then it’s Ramona’s turn and of course they show the Ramona coaster clips of all her crazy shenanigans all the way down to the wedding renewal. Andy tells Ramona that she smacked everyone with a 2 by 4. Andy reads an email to Ramona about how she didn’t renew shit and she is still a crazy rude bitch who likes to spit on people  .

Ramona insist that she changed. Alex says people shouldn’t expect Ramona to change and suddenly just be ‘mellow’ and this is Ramona we’re talking about its pretty good for Ramona the changes she made.

 Then Ramona tells LuAss her ridiculous one shoulder Wilma Flintstone dress is a ugly cheap whore getup.

 Another email for Ramona this one asking Ramona if she had plastic surgery . Ramona says she doesn’t remember how old she  is and she didn’t have plastic surgery.Andy asks Ramona what injectables she had and she in turn ask Andy what injectables he’s had and he says ‘none’. I guess no one wants to admit the work they’ve had.

 Then of course Ramona gets called crazy eyes and reminded of her scary crazy  eye- cat walk on the runway were she was ‘channeling the devil’. And you can tell Ramona doesn’t like getting teased over her eyes, because she gets all crazy eyes and attitudy on Andy .

 Then Ramona gets asked about flirting with that old fart from ‘Hooters’ and Kelly starts preaching to Ramona because St. Kelly doesn’t do  indiscretions like that, unless it involves spreading her huge hairy Sasquatch legs naked for Playboy for a couple bucks.

 Ramona says she likes to kiss and grind on everyone and Mario was cool with it because he was with his girlfriend at the time anyways, so it’s all good. Then Alex says that Ramona made out with all of the other bitches while on vacation.  

Jill then gets asked for  being a total  insane bitch at the Ramona , ’Tru Renewal’ party, were she  took  revenge on Ramona for ruining her Kodak moment. We get another fake apology from Jill.

And back to Ramona for punching Beth in the face at the Brooklyn bridge. Ramona starts to apologize to Bethenny for being an asshole. But Kelly gets jealous because this is not about her . So in order to make it about herself, Kelly starts to  psycho hostile, attack Ramona and calls herself stupid while punching herself in the head repeating ‘Stupid Kelly! Stupid Kelly!’ (That’s because Kelly knows she is stupid and this is her way of acknowledging it !)

Then Bethenny gets asked about her happy life now that she won the lotto and getting everything  she wanted like Jason, and a  baby. Well you bitches know already. We see the clips of Bethenny and all the good stuff thats being happening to her. And they show the clips of Beth and her hot man. Bethenny says Jason is a good player who is not Facebooking  or Tweeting or Twaating and it is what is is. Bethenny says she  is happy with her new baby and husband and starts crying.

 And of course they dont’ show Kellys face. I bet she was grinding her teeth in jealousy. Bethenny is back to being the skinny girl again in less than a couple weeks, after farting out that baby. Beth says she only gained 35 lbs. She is kinda like a skeleton with huge boobies. Bethenny gets addressed about the  ‘media whore’ accusations . Beth says she is not a ‘media whore’, but she will use the press to make that green. Good for that bitch.

Then Kelly gets asked why she called Bethenny a ‘media whore’  and accused Bethenny of putting her bussiness out there. Kelly keeps pointing fingers at Bethenny and accusing her of putting her business out there of course, Kelly is a crazy delusional lying bitch and we all know that. When Bethenny asks Sasquatch if she can provide proof  and name publications that Bethenny talked shit to about Kelly, stupid ass Sasquatch Kelly cannot even pull a bullshit lie out of her butthole if it was to save her life and at least come up with a bunk publication name and stupid Kelly she gets caught in a lie and she knows it. So she starts to  scramble up a lie but fails miserably at it so she just starts attacking Bethenny by acting dumb. What a MORON!  

Sasquatch ass Kelly,  keeps going on and on saying she is not going to answer Bethenny and starts sweating because she knows she is lying and tries to change the argument to something else  by saying ‘What are you doing right now?!’  And Bethenny answers like a normal person “I’m responding to something that you’ve said!’

 By this time Kelly was able to come up with half a lie and starts saying some shit about ‘the people that worked for Bethenny planting lies about Sasquatch’s family in the press. Alex says to Kelly‘I never read anything about you’re family in the press!’ I don’t think anybody did either.

 Kelly just keeps sinking deeper in her self made bullshit hole and drowning in it! I was embarrased for this idiot!  Then she starts with Alex and tells her ‘Alex Mccord don’t ever put words in my mouth’ and Alex says I didn’t you asshole! We’re done! Andy shuts this conversation down because of course that beast is crazy and Andy knows they getting nowhere.

 Then the peeing moment. Andy asks Bethenny were she draws the line on what is being shown on TV because this season we’ve seen Beth sitting on the crapper peeing on a stick.

 Bethenny says when she starts fucking Jason on camera then arrange an intervention.Horny Countless LuAnn says’ Thats a new show dahling!’And gets all exicted because she wants to see Jason nakid too. I wonder what Jason thinks of the peeing scene. Bethenny was like whatves I don’t care that I peed on TV . I think she should of close the door. No shit!

Kelly says she needed to be the director during that scene.

Some other email calls Kelly a fly and says that Bethenny used an AK 47 to take that fly out. LuAnn was laughing at Kelly for being crazy and a retard whore and you could tell Kelly wasnt liking that shit cause she was looking down all sad when LuAnn was calling her stupid and pointing out the fact that Kelly has mental problems. Insert sad music here for Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch.

Ramona got hot in her crotch I think she is having a hot flash or she is farting a wet, smelly, hot one.

Then of course the on going Vietnam war between Jill and Beth gets discussed . Starting of course with Bitch ‘Get a hobby!’And we see the clips of Jill running away from Bethenny, when she was trying to make up with her and Bethenny is painfully watching this shit about to cry.

Jill is acting as if she cares.  You can see during the clips that at first Jill didn’t want to talk to Bethenny anymore, but once Bethenny gets engaged  is when Jill’s attitude starts to morph and suddenly Jill, wanted  to make up with Bethenny and be friends again. By that time Bethenny didn’t want to talk to Jill anymore. Then we see Jill crying and saying she thinks Beth should forgive her.

  Jill and her hooker green stilettos,  look like she bought them at the Leprechaurn whore store. Jill says the power of the evil Satan cameras made her say the evil poison that spewed out of her mouth then she apologizes to Bethenny, (and pretended like she really meant it!) cries some more cocodrile tears  and calls herself a ‘New York Bitch’.

 Jill says she stayed away from Bethenny to not stress her out because Bethenny was preggers before. Beth says what happens was they were friends and Beth tells Jill the fame and famewhoring took over Jill. Jill turned into a crazy bitch.

Jill gets reminded that she is a bitch who counts everyting and rubs shit in your face. Jill gets called out on being the bitch that gives you a bagel and then talks about it for weeks to everybody on megaspeaker. Bethenny reminds Jill how she said ‘we are done!’ and also how she tried to  get people to not film with Beth.

 Then they all started taking over each other. LuAnn says they all try to sabotage filming with each other, like a pit of snakes. Alex tells Jill she is a bitch and reminds her she emailed Simon telling him to not film with Bethenny. She also confronts Jill on trying to ‘cut Bethenny out of housewives’.

Jill was getting scrambly and nervous trying to come up with good excuse-lies to justify her actions and asks Alex to show her the email.Alex tells her she is not crazy like Jill, keeping emails for 17 months.

 Jill tries to say she didn’t want to make up with Beth on camera  but off camera meaning she was pushing that drama.

Jill then tries to spew out another excuse and says that, she just didn’t want to make up with Beth because it was too early in the morning or some stupid shit like that. They bickered back and forth for like 20 min. Bethenny tells Jill she is a hypocrite ho’.

Bethenny says she herself did change but Jill is still a Bitch. Beth doesn’t believe that Jill has changed even thought Jill is now trying to pretend to change her tune. Bethenny says that  Jason didn’t like Jill much since the day he met her because Jill can be a snotty materialistic Bitch.

 Jill turns on the water works and starts crying and leaves with her green Leprechaurn whore-stilettos on. Kelly starts her shit because her meth kicks in and says that the fame is embarrassing or some shit . That bitch of course doesn’t make sense.

Part 2

Jill comes back or else they would of fire her ass. Andy looks at Bethenny and reminds Bethenny of the comment she made about Jill when she said that ‘the tides are  turning on Jill and that’s the reason why were having this conversation’ . Beth says that Jill always wants people to like her.

 Alex says that Jill doesn’t give a rats ass about the friendship with Bethenny going to shit  .  Alex says that Jill is only apologetic because she only cares that she looked like an asshole to the public and now everyone hates her. Because everyone now knows how she really is . Bethenny confronts Jill about how she only wanted to make up with Beth to look like a good person after  Jill heard that Beth got engaged and then pregnant .

Andy asks Bethenny why she wasn’t ready to make up with Jill when Jill was ready to make up with her. Bethenny answers  that it was because she was preggers and stressed out from all the bullshit  and had some blood clot. (I bet the stress that Bigfoot caused her in scary island contributed to her being sick while preggers). Then more bickering and talking over each other went on.

Andy says that Simon told him that Jill is a jelaous bitch and hates it when other people get more fame for their famewhoring and Jill hates it that Bethenny got her own show.

 Jill of course denies it and tries to kiss Bethennys ass. Jill says she is supportive and Simon is a lying shit-head who wears dresses. Then she goes on a spewage bullshit about how she  is supportive of every single one of the other bitches and mentions all their names even Ramona, but except Alex (notice how she never mentions Alex and look at Alex she is looking at Jill like she is channeling the devil like Sasquatch would say).

Ramona says that’s bullshit and that Jill called her up when Beth got her show and told her to not talk to Beth or film with her. Jill gets all pissed at Ramona and yells ‘YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! ’ denies, denies, denies!

 Jill keeps apologizing to Bethenny. Kelly is pissed Bethenny didn’t want her in the show, because they don’t really know each other.UH?! Stupid bigfoot. 

Jill says she was shocked that Bethenny’s dad died. Then blames Alex for not telling her that Bethenny’s dad was dying then. They all talk over each other and Andy has to referee their asses.

Alex yells at Jill and tells that bitch she is a liar because Alex did tell Jill about Beth’s dad situation  and yells at her for not calling Bethenny.Kelly keeps trying to suck up to Jill but nobody listens. Alex yells at Jill and says, Bitch it was online you moron!

Andy brings up that Jill played the cancer card and she holds on to voice mail  messages for ever, like a weirdoe.

More arguing goes on and Jill says that they were  issues that where edited out.Bethenny says lets just murder Jill . Another email gets read were another reader rags on Jill and her showing her true colors. Jill can’t take it anymore because she knows it’s true and  tries to get up and leave again while crying because she got called out on all her shit and knows she is wrong.

Even Sonja came out and of course the only questions that they asked was ‘how many times you’re getting laid in a week come on Sonja!’. Sonja says she is worried about Sasquatch not getting laid enough. Kelly says she never had a one night stand but spreading her legs for Playboy for everyone and their grandpapi to see it’s okay.

Sonja Gonzo continues her talks about how much she likes sex and admits she is a hooker because she has a lot of satisfied ‘customers’. I KNEW IT! Sonja also admits she was a waitress at some puterio and thats how she met her suga papi.Then they went on talking about the settlement that Sonja got after divorcing her sugar grandpapi and I don’t really care about that so lets just move on.

 Jill admited that the one liners dind’t work for her this season and she is giving the throne back to Bethenny. Alex realizes that this is the phrase that Kelly used when she insulted her at scary island and told her she was channeling the devil. I think Alex should channel the devil to monkey punch bigfoot in he mouth.

Then Bethenny calls LuAnn a dumb drag queen that grew a penis after her husband left herass.Bethenny says that Countless was a bitch ‘drag queen’ and Bethenny bullied and nailed her silly ass but after that,  they were cool again.I can’t believe LuAnn was laughing about Bethenny calling her ass a ‘drag queen’. Maybe there’s a glimpse of hope for that Bitch.

Andy asked the ho’s if they are aware that when they’re in public ripping each others face off  there is people around. Methinks is the ghetto in each of these bitches that never left them so they are immune to public embarrassment. Even though LuAnn tries to say she is embarrassed but we all know that’s bullshit.

LuAnn says she likes to kiss and Sonja tries to turn Andy straight.

 The meltdown with Kelly gets discussed and Kelly scary island clips are shown of her bulldozing every body’s vacation and of her accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her. Of course Kelly is not admitting shit.

Bitch is sitting there saying I never said that that’s not me. Did you see Andy’s terrified look on his face? and of course Kelly says she was a victim of systematic bullying and bitch kept on and on accusing everybody else of bullying her when all the bullying was being done by her crazy ass.

Never did this retarded cunt, ever admit that she was the crazy one who shit all over that vacation and the one who attacked the other women , while snorting line after line of meth . Kelly kept  rambling on her insanity spewage, Ramona said this stupid whore doesn’t make sense and she just wants to jump on Kelly and punch her in the throat. I’m sure at this point even Andy feels that way.

Kelly keeps saying she had no break down but break through. Andy just looks at her like ,are you serious bitch?. Ramona is gonna bust a vein through her asshole because she can’t take the crazyness from this dumb broad anymore.

 Kelly pulls another lie out of her hairy Bigfoot ass and says that the producers had to have  an intervention, of camera with Bethenny, which obviously never happened. Bethenny calls her ‘delusional’ And she is .Is this bitch so strung out on drugs and delusional she is actually believing this shit? Kelly sits there making up bullshit stories she continues to  ramble things that never took place and everyone is looking at her in disgust, confusion and horror .

Kelly says she is a scarecrow and a stupid idiot then her dumb ass throws another bullshit lie up in the air hoping it it will stick,by saying  that she was ‘forced’ at gun point to go on this trip by Bravo and Andy tells her THAT’S BULLSHIT BITCH! But of course there is no arguing with  a crazy demented Sasquatch bitch  who suffers from schizoprenia  and a serious case of asshole  . Kelly  answers Andy with her dialeted meth pupils and says all in a psychotic tone ‘yes they did everyone knows that they forced me Andy , Bravo forced me!’

 You could tell Andy and Ramona wanted to get up and knock that bitch the fuck out.  And of course  stupid ass LuAnn tries to defends Kelly but eventually even she admits Kelly  instigated alot of the shit, because it is so OBVIOUS!  Kelly kept saying it was disgusting and says’ I was embarrased’ Bethenny tells her ,‘you should be embarrased’ bitch. But of course Sasquatch is not embarrased for herself  like she should be . I am embarrassed for her. No, seriously I was.

It’s funny how Kelly says ,’ it was disgusting’ and ‘the most vile situation I’ve ever been in my entire life’  and blah blah blah. It’s so hilarious in an ironic demented way how she describes herself to a ‘T” when she is saying it was ‘disgusting’ and ’vile’but then twistes it and says, it was the other bitches being disgusting and vile. What a weirdoe! The other Bitches told her ass she was crazy and should go to the loony bin so that’s when it was her turn to throw a fit  and decides to get up, leave and take her mentally unstable ass  to got snort more meth.

“She just makes up whatever she wants to say. She’s going to tell me she’s an African American Asian woman in a minute. And we’re like okay, no, you’re not.”

Part 3

After Bethenny says that Kelly is a crazy mentally ill ho’ and next she is gonna say that she is an Asian African American woman who  just makes up anything she wants and acts like  the meltdown she had in scary island never happened, which is dangerous. All the bitches kept bringing up how this ho was picking fights and Bethenny says that Kelly was kicked out of scary island, ‘escorted by a producer’ .(It took 7 guys in yellow jackets with nets to trap her crazy ass  before they threw her in the van headed for the loony bin) 

Kelly reminds me of the loser turds they show on that show ‘Intervention’. Yep, that’s they show that Kelly should be on. All the other bitches  Ramona, Beth, Sonja and Alex are talking about how Kelly was crazy and mental, bullying people and pissing on peoples food. Sonja says that after the crazy bitch left they were all happy.  Kelly suddenly comes back. Did ya’ all noticed how that bitch was licking her lips like a crackhead when she came back? UHHMMM?!!

Kelly  is being all attitudy like always then she starts her shit with Bethenny again. Sonja mentions that Bethenny was not picking fights with the beast she was minding her own business cooking for everyone while on vacay. But Kelly has to start throwing her meth induced attacks and says ‘She wasn’t cooking the chef was cooking for her‘ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! SHE ATE THE FOOD SHE SAW BETHENNY COOKING?!

Kelly obviously doesn’t like that the other bitches are all calling her out on her psychotic episode which she pretends never happened.

Ramona reminds Kelly  bitch’ you told me you don’t have feelings’ yeah, I guess Kelly told Ramona that throught her marriage she had no feelings. UHH? Then Kelly calls Ramona  a drunk . Kelly says that the other bitches should apologize to her because she is Kelly. But then Ramona tells her she should apologize for ruining their vacation. I agree but to Sasquatch that doesn’t mean shit because she is an asshole.

 Andy asked Kelly if she recovered from her mental breakdown she answers ‘recover from what?’   The other ho’s and Andy are giving each other some confused, horrified looks.See this bitch is in so much denial she needs to be in a insane asylum for the criminally insane and please put Joker Face in there with her and Bravo can film them. ( I better shut up before I give those bastards ideas) Andy asks her again if she went coo coo ca too but Kelly continues to act like nothing happened with her whole going ape shit  spectacle  she so psychotically displayed at the vacation. I bet  she’s  flipped out like this before,  that’s why it don’t face her that everybody is telling her that she is crazy to her face.

 And why does Kelly asks those bitches if they’re jealous ? Jealous of what? That she has a pinga between her hairy legs? I don’t get it ? What are they supposed to be jealous of? Embarrassed for Kelly maybe, jealous I don’t think so.

Andy brings up how  once Kelly was escorted out of the island by the men with nets Jill had to show up to put a final turd on top of their already ruined vacation. And of course the clips are played so these bitches relieve the nightmare.

Sonja Gonzo says they threw  a friend out and she deserved it because bitch didn’t call and that was rude. Sonja also says that Jill could of made up with Bethenny in New York instead of flying out there stirring more drama.

Jill says she went because Ramona had insisted she go to that vacay with her.

Ramona asks Jill why did she not meet Sasquatch ass Kelly at the airport after she went ape shit to make sure she gets to the loony bin safe but Jill says that Kelly was chained and shackled safely in a cage and she also doesn’t  give a rats ass  about Kelly anyways. Plus Jill also denies Kelly’s obvious and various mental diseases fueled by meth.

Jill then looks at Ramona and yells , and by the way thanks a lot bitch, for not letting me and Bobby use your shitter after a 9 hour flight! Then a screamin match between Ramona and Jill .

Jill blames Alex for getting kicked out of the pedicure party .Jill is going full throttle after this bitch now.

Kelly accuses Alex of ‘acting’ because Kelly thinks other people do the same shit she does, all the time.Kelly kept instigating more shit I think the roids are kicking in about here. Bitch is like a ranging bull, but keeps saying she was bullied . Yeah this is coming from this shemale that beat up her own boyfriend with her manly fists. This bitch is embarrassing and she just keeps embarrassing herself . But she doesn’t realize this shit.

Andy then picks on LuAss the Countless. Andy brings up the short lesbian Courtney and LuAnn makes a lame ass excuse for not kissing him. Bitch tries to say it was because she wasn’t ready to kiss him .LuAnn doesn’t admit the short lesbian breath rieked like the inside of a coffin that was just dug up from the grave. Andy asks LuAnn about the current boyfriend Jac the french guy who is also Jewish and asks LuAnn  if the Count is racist asshole against Jewish people. LuAnn tries to say it was some other lame excuse that had to do with her but no one was buying it. 

Did you all notice how when Andy asked her if she fucked around on the Count she says I don’t have to answer shit bitch. In other words yes I did it ain’t none your bussines. See easy. Ramona tells LuAnn bitch you just admited it by saying that dumbass!  We discovered that LuAnn’s title wil be striped once she remarries. LuAnn says she deserves at least her courtesy title.

 Andy said that Courtney got emails for being a short stinky lesbian.  LuAnn says that right now, she is still fucking him in addition to new  boy toy Jac .And LuAnn makes Jac and Courtney play tennis matches against each other and whoever wins gets to fuck her.NICE! Andy tells LuAnn that Kim Zolciak said that LuAnns song sucked ass and LuAnn answers, fuck that bitch Kim!

Then a trip to Kelly land again Andy questions her about her contradictions of being a prude but then being naked on Playboy. This bitch seriously defends being on Playboy to give her daughters self steem. EUUKKAAAYY THEN!

 When Alex got asked about the pictures she took naked and how there was a double standard between hers and Kellys Playboy pictures Jill jumps in and says that the scary Alex pictures can’t be compared to Kellys. Because Alex pictures where creepy and taken at Simons hotel hallway. Jill made sure she repeated this to get Simon fired from the hotel because she hates people who are not rich like her and she never changed she is the same bitch she is always being.

In the end nothing really got resolved with all these ho’sand it was a very loong3 part reunion. However I didn’t expect anything to get resolved especially with Sasquatch Kelly in the mix. Andy should of had the loony bin squad phone number on speed dial just in case he needed to call them during the reunion . Bravo really needs to stop exploiting this mentally ill beast.

 Bravo is the new version of the of the traveling circus freak shows, that used to exploit people back in the day for being deformed freaks and Andy is the ring master. We’ll see what happens next season and if they bring Sasquatch back or will they be filming her from the insane asylum? Untill next season bitches.

Ramona is setting up the location of her wedding renewal at a place called ‘The Pierre’ and it kinda looks like the entrance at the  Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. That painting of the woman on the wall looked like the eyes were following the camera. But if it makes Crazy eyes Romaine Lettuce happy then whatves.  The wedding coordinator Roberta, asks Ramona how many people will be present Ramona says it’s gonna be a private affair with only 50 people and a crew of 18 cameramen plus everybody and their momma in the whole nation that owns a TV is also watching .

Jill and Bethenny met for a final try at reconciliation at a place called Le Cirque.

Jill says that she asked Bethenny to lunch because this fight is gone on too long  and also because Jill needs to be in control of these ho’s and now she needs to be there up Bethenny’s ass to control what’s going on, with Bethenny the new baby and new huuusband.

Jill begs Bethenny and apologizes for shutting her out all those 57 times and tells Bethenny she should forgive her. Jill also says to Bethenny ‘I don’t gossip about you ‘Yeah right! And I know Bethenny is thinking the same thing. Then Jill continues with her long spewage about how she feels bad in her participation in being a royal spoil bitch and how she just wanted to make Bethenny beg some more to reconcile but it backfired on her, BAW WA WA WA!!! Bethenny tells Jill see this bitch? This is the smallest violin in the world playing a sad sad song for you!

Jill continues her crying and while on her camera interview she cries and cries and says that there is no reason for Bethenny to cut her out . No reason at all. Except that she kept shutting the door on Bethenny’s face all those 50 times and when Bethenny finally got tired of her she walked and when Jill saw that she flipped ’cause she realize Bethenny wasn’t coming back. The looks Bethenny is giving her like she wants to rip Jill’s tongue of lies out.

Jill tries to bribe the pregnant woman with potato pancakes. But Bethenny is smarter than that. Or maybe the potato pancakes would of worked but then Jill had to go a put the foot in her trap again when she starts with ‘ I have to get rid of toxic people in my life’ And of course Bethenny is expecting her to say LuAss but Jill brings up Alex. Bethenny starts laughing at Jill and looks at her and says Bitch are you high? “Alex is toxic?’ It almost sounded like Bethenny was going to choke on her food. Jill continues with her wild accusations she whines ‘ You don’t know you haven’t seen this side.’ Bethenny reminds Jill that she called Bethenny toxic in the past. So Jill glosses it over with ‘ I thought you were at the time’.

Jill keeps using the excuse that being a royal pain in the ass, is her part of her cute princess personality and that she is not changing even thought she knows she is wrong. Bethenny lets Jill have it and says to Jill ‘  You don’t see yourself on the outside looking in, I don’t think that you do. You create arguments and  drama and pick fights with people and count things.. then you have to deal with the residual damage’ At this point Jill is still being a wall you can tell by the look on her face that she has that she is not accepting this and Jill’s attitude is Oh well, “I guess that’s my personality’ and tells Bethenny ‘I’m not perfect ! Bethenny is still trying to get through to Jill and reminds her that everyday we all should be evolving and becoming better people . But it is all still going over Jill’s head whose answer is ‘ I do everyday. I wake up and I try to do the right thing’ Which means Jill did her part and  she picked the right outfit for the day and everyone else has to accommodate ‘Queen Jill’s off with your head’ personality.

But then Bethenny hits the nail in the coffin. and tells Jill ‘The problem is you don’t take responsibility’ for your fuck ups. And you’re having a lot of problems with people right now !’ And that’s when Jill breaks down and cries . Bethenny looks at Jill nods and says I thought so Bitch!

Oh God no! Why did they have to show us this scene with LuAss singing Karaoke! WHY WHY!? LuAss has always had a dream of torturing people with her raspy ass man voice. So she trows a Karaoke party and after slamming 61 shots of tequila(damn that bitch can drink!) she goes up on stage to sign her number one hit single and I hope this stupid song doesn’t get stuck in my head or I am blaming LuAss for it!. All the other bitches, of course show up because they want to pretend to kiss LuAnn and her delusions. Even thought they feel stupid being there. Kelly shows up saying her annoying ‘HIIIII!! HIII!! HIIII!!’.

Sonja Gonzo shows up and asks LuAnn if she is still dating that short lesbian Courtney. LuAnn says she had to break up with the short lesbian because her breath smelled like she ate a shit sandwich all the time and LuAss counl’dt take it anymore. TOLD YA’! SHE DID HAVE SOME RANK BREATH! Anyways, LuAnn had to let stinky breath go and found herself some French guy who brushes his teeth and has some money  but is in desperate need of an eyebrow wax.

So now it’s LuAnn’s big debut she is drunk off her ass and puts on her Wilma Flintstone dress that she wears in all the other episodes, then she goes on to sing her number one dance single. It sounds like the bitch should be competing for some kinda of a RuPaul’s Singing Drag Race because she looks and sounds like a tranny.

Money cant buy you class it can surely buy you aaass . Elegance is a whooore!

After LuAnn’s drunken tranny performance, all the bitches where hanging out getting hammered . Gonzo starts the conversation about who is going to Ramona’s wedding. Of course LuAnn’s know it all holier than thou ass,  takes over the conversation and starts talking about how tore up it was that Ramona turned Jill away from her vacay-home and blah, blah, blah. Gonzo is trying to be the fair one and make a point by saying that she would be very upset if someone showed up to her vacation with out calling. LuAss and Jill keep dominating the conversation and pushing Gonzo out of the fabulous circle of jerks that they are, because that’s how classy folk like them do it . Finally Sonja has to go Gonzo on their ass and smacks LuAss upside down her head and yells: ‘I’m  tired of her talking over me and not listening!’

‘You guys let me finish okay, you know what? I’m tired of her (pointing to LuAss) talking over me, or when I’m talking to her not listening.’ Then Sonja points at Sasquatch and says ‘You were there!’ then points at LuAnn and says , you where not there bitch! so shut the fuck up! When Kelly  (points at Kelly) finally left, the next day we had some peace and quiet. We sat down at 5 o’clock for our pedicures and in you walked starting all this mad dog shit. When it is clear that no one wanted you there. (Whatch that bitch Jennifer in the background she is all laughing her ass off because Gonzo is bitchsmaking Jill and LuAnn). Kelly knows she made an ass of herself at that vacation and stands there looking dumb and picking a winner out of her nose. LuAnn can not believe she just got shushed by Gonzo,  but just allows it. LuAnn can’t take their bickering anymore and rufies those bitches drinks up and announces her new hit single , ‘Money can buy you crack!’.

Bethenny packs her shit to move in together with Jason, and tells Jason he is allowed to diplay his Big Balls in the Jar. Then they all get arrested before driving away in the moving truck.

Ramona and her daughter Avery make a hair appoitment to fix their nappy ass weaves before Ramonas wedding renewal. Avery asks Romaine Lettuce if she is gonna cry and Ramona says she might. Then she asks Avery if she is gonna cry Avery answers ‘why the fuck would I cry?!’ And Ramona loves staircase drama.

While Ramona was getting ready for her wedding renewal she kept losing her speech cards like 20 times. Then Jill shows up to surprise her and Ramona punches Jill in the face . Ramona tells Jill that is is really important to know where other people are coming from and that it is not always about Jill. Then she kisses her. Now their even.

Everyone shows up to the Ramona and Mario contract renewal.  Simon decides to wear a dress this time. Kelly and her lopsided east west teeties show up. Jill informs Kelly that she is lopsided then orders her to‘pick up the left boobie!’. Then Kelly proceeds to say that Ramona’s party sucks ass and why in the hell was she celebrating a wedding renewal with such an odd number like 17 . Surprisingly nobody fought. All the bitches were standing in a circle yapping about how cute LuAnn’s new man is. You know, the one that looks like a goat. Someone here on the comments mentioned that and I looked at him real good he does look like a goat .

Bethenny realizes she is wearing a dress made out of bird feathers. Dind’t she pose for I rather go nakid? Well shit, if that’s the case her crazy ass should of gonne nakid the minute she found out she was wearing some feather shit that they had to pluck out of a live chicken. I am sure that’s what Peta was expecting of her but got dissapointed in her because in the end you can’t go nakid or else you freeze your giant balls off! Oh well I still love that big mouth bitch!

All of the sudden you hear a loud squawk that drowns out all the other people talking. And it’s Jill of course bitching and complaining about how Ramona’s wedding  renewal party sucks major hairy ass, because there is no snacks like cheese and crackers and those tiny weeniers(Because she likes that). Jill starts screaming: ” ALREADY THERES PROWMLEMS THERES NO ORDERVES WHEN YOU MAKE PEOPLE WAIT AN HOUR PAST THE TIME YOU BETTER FEED ME ! AND I’M GETTING VERY HUNGRY!

DAMN! Her 2 stomachs must of being starving!

Jennifer has to put her 2 cents in and starts screaming about not getting people drunk before the ceremony when suddenly, the woman who is the event planner appears because she heard the loud squawks of these drunken bitches and wanted to see if there was a problem and if security needed to be called. Right away Jill asks the event planner who the fuck she is and the event planner tells her she is the bitch in charge there. Ferret face Jennifer laughs her ass off and turns to look at Kelly and yells “THAT BITCH IS THE EVENT PLANNER?!’ THAT FAT BITCH? NO WONDER .’ NOW WOULD YOU PAY THAT PERSON TO BE YOUR EVENT PLANNER?’ Wow how very professional of Jennifer. But then again she wants to be on this  low brow TV show so we can make fun of her.

And now the big moment, but first Ramona fights with Avery and Mario over the dog that’sgonna be in a dress being the maid of honor along with Avery.  Damn! you can tell Avery is an only child, all argumentative with her mother like that. I can relate to that sometimes I just want to smack my child upside down the head too even thought she is now 15 like Avery. Ramona should of pretended like she was gonna smack her and maybe Avery would of flinch and chilled out, but maybe Ramona didn’t spank her enough as a smaller child or else she would of had her trained. That argument went on and on. Oh well, they all look so pretty!

But wait now the big moment this time for real . Stupid Jill saying stupid shit real loud abotu how the 2 teams got seated on oposite ends. All of the sudden Mario comes down the stairs then Avery with the dog in her hands finally Crazy Eyes Romaine Lettuce (Yes, that’s her real Christian name) decends in all her nutty glory.

The guy performing the renewal tells the lovely story of how Mario fell in love with Ramona’s ghetto bootey, when she was wearing a skimpy black leotard while working out at some gym and Mario was dressed in drag ‘Since Mario has already being very fond of butt the 2 of them already had a lot in common’.10 minutes later they were doing in in the locker room at the YMCA and now they been happily swinging married  for almost 2 decades.  I swear this Bitch is the East coast twin sister of Vicky Gunvalson. That Bitch is crazy too and did the same shit when she remarried Don and she kisses other men too just like Romaine Lettuce. Anyways it was a very cute ceremony for crazy ass Ramona and Mario. So congrats to those assholes and may they be married for 17 more years.

The rest of the reception goes well. I was really surprised that nobody was yelling at each other. Kelly gives Ramona a lame ass gift and she is channeling her good girl personality that night. Bethenny is all emotional and tells Ramona and Alex that they’re her girls. Even Jill and Bethenny are  kinda talking and shooting the shit, too bad Jill is still an asshole and the relationship is destroyed.

 LuAnn signs her lame ass song and has gone on to other adventures moving into a ground level govertment project condo and releasing her new single ‘Life is Shit’ she will be singing that on street corners with a sign so make sure you put dollar bills in her collection hat and not quarters you cheap bastards!

Ramona decided to skip her honeymoon because she is renewing herself and as part of the renewal she is letting Mario  spend more time with his 22 year old girlfriend and Avery can spend time hanging out with her friends at the park mugging people for fun. Ramona on the other hand went and had fun with another all girls getaway to Vegas to the all male stud farm for 3 weeks.

Sonja Gonzo says that she is seen it all and had it all in every hole. Sorry about that. But anyways Sonja continues to be a ho’ but she is a nice ho’ and that’s what’s important!

Kelly spends her days arguing with her different personalities and all the voices in her head in a hazy, amazing world of lollipops, unicorns, meth lines up her nose, dirty needles up her arm filled with Windex and whatever roids she bought that day if she remembers what day it is. Or not. But the important thing is Kelly can also take the voices in her head and the large white horses that live in her living room outside of her apartment and talk with them , because it is sunny outside and that’s a beautiful thing. EEEEKKKAAAYYY! And she is still an asshole!

Alex is promoting her new parenting book and her new ‘fuck you bitch!’ attitude and if you don’t like it TOO BAD BITCH! Good for that Bitch! She looks like that bitch from Bewitched doesn’t she?

Jill is still a spoiled bitch and tells Bethenny she is not changing but at the same time she gives contradicting messages when interviewing in her one on one camera time saying stupid lies like ‘ we go through life and we learn’ Yeah whateves Jill ! Now that Bethenny has moved on Jill says she misses her and wishes they can be friends again or so she says. But Jill is also still an asshole too! And a vile one!

The only bitch that got something good out of these housewives shows and knew how to use her fame to make money is Bethenny. She got married had a baby and is now moving on to starr in her own adventures in ‘Bethenny getting married?” and Jill is not going to be in it.

They didn’t say anything about ferret face Jennifer because she doesn’t matter.

And that’s how that shit went down Bitches!

I felt so bad for those unfotunante ho’s after they had to deal with the catastrophic disaster level 10 named Kelly . All of them were sitting at the ocean breakfast table during the aftermath of nuclear bomb Kelly and were  all discussing the previous nights events and how Ramona called the Looney Bin Squad to pick up Sasquatch.

 They were all so happy that psycho bitch was finally  gonne. However these poor bitches cannot get a break, when all of the sudden while they were all getting relaxing manicures on the beach terrace, without warning and  like a horn Jill walks in saying ‘Hiiii , Hiiii, RAMONA RAMONA ! HI! SURPRISE!’  WHAT AN ASSHOLE! Jill just shows up all unannounced, being a loud ass bitch and  an obnoxious jerk in the way that only Jill knows how.

 Bitch was expecting everyone to be happy to see her, drop everything their doing and bow down on their knees, to  kiss  Queen Jill’s ass. But instead got a rude awakening when those bitches got some brooms out the closet and chased her out and down the street.Jill of course  had to run to her car with Bobby in tow. Bobby wasn’t very happy because Jill dragged him out to St. Johns at 3am .

On their last night the Bitches had to make the best out of their last night there, and talked about penis sizes with Gonzo who has traveled the big apple quite a few hundred  times and seen her share of penises .Gonzo says that the men with big ears have large dicks but Bethenny says she don’t want Dumbo with a large package!.Ramona and Bethenny were dressed up as toilet paper brides . Too bad their whole vacay was ruined by Kelly and finally by crazy ass Jill showing up blowing her obnoxious horn.

When Kelly gets back to New York she  has to report to her supervisors , Jill and LuAss to keep them updated on the St. John’s situation of poor Kelly getting ganged raped  by the other ho’s. Yea whatever Bitch!.So they arrange to meet at a restaurant. LuAss and Jill say that Kelly was texting them crying about the beatings she was receiving from the other ho’s. That one Bitch Jennifer Gilbert was sitting there telling the other bitches that Kelly was texting her also, Jill and LuAnn just ignored her stupid ass . Bitch tries too hard.

Kelly admits to calling  Beth a ‘Ho’ Bag!’ and her story was all tangled up in circles accusing Bethenny of pressuring virginal Kelly of having a one night stand because according to the voices in Kelly’s head Bethenny worships the devil. LuAnn jumps up and says that ‘ho bag!’ is her favortie word in the whole universe, then she looks at Kelly in the eye and asks ’so did you have a nervous breakdown ho’ bag?!” 

Schzychoprenic meth head Kelly pulls a big ole’ lie out of her Bigfoot ass and tells LuAnn and Jill that Bethenny : ’Like said she said it then,.. and I fliipped! she’s like ,I went out of my way and to have a smeared campaign against you!’And we all know this bitch is straight up lying, because Bethenny NEVER said this. Notice how right after Kelly says ’she said it then,..’ she pauses for a few seconds in order to pull the bullshit lie out of her asshole  and come up with a good story? Or so she thinks, and then continues after her little pause. Damn! That Bitch is stupid! Doesn’t she realize everything is being recorded by cameramen?

 Not only did she lie about what Bethenny said to her but also she makes it so obvious that is a  fucking lie because she tells it the exact same way a child who is 6 years old would tell  a fucking bullshit story. LuAnn, Jill and that other ferret looking Bitch know this ho’s is straight up lying; but just go along with it to hate on Beth. Ferret face is giving Kelly some doubtful looks , ’cause that Bitch knows Kelly is full of shit. 

Kelly is also not liking it when those ho’s were telling her stupid ass that Bethenny is in fact a Chef and has made a name for herself. Kelly looks so full of shit and desperate plus her jealousy is leaking through her pores telling that tall tale and continuing her obsession with Bethenny being a Chef.

But at least Jill told Kelly WHO CARES IF BETHENY IS A CHEF WHO CARES BITCH! Kelly probly sits there obsessing over Bethenny during her meth induced delusions and losing sleep over Bethenny’s job title. Kelly is also so dumb that she doesn’t realize the other bitches are making fun  of  her, when LuAss and Jill laugh at her and tell her she is 12 years old, for hiding her jellybeans up her ass so the other ho’s wouldn’t steal them.That’s what meth and roids do to you it makes you stupid.

That ferret looking bitch tells Kelly she is full of shit and there is ‘3 sides to the story there is mine, there is yours and there is the truth.’

 Sonja is screwing some artist guy who  she is paying for his gigolo services. He must be a good fuck if she is throwing a party for his shitty artwork that he makes with throw up. Because she likes her boy toy so much, she also has some fat opera singer sing  and she was rocking out to him pretending to like opera.LuAnn finds out the truth (that she already knew) of the Kelly drug and roids trip gone bad and ending up in the nut house . Simon decides to dress like a mix between Eddie Munster and that singer from ACDC.

And the best part of this episode was the part were Jill fell on her fat ass! Bitch had to go squeeze into a skimpy little red outfit and her cancles were sticking out. Then right before her performance she fell flat on her fat ass! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

And remember when Jill was getting told off  by that ice skating coach, who was yelling profanities at her?! That was hilarious. I love it when people slap some reality on those delusional bitches head. Gotta love that loudmouth coach !

The infamous Omarosa Manigault Stallworth is going after Bethenny Frankel because of a remark Bethenny said during a taping on’ The View’  were Bethenny said she don’t want to be compared to that crazy skank Omarosa, Bethenny stated:

“I think she’s an interesting example because she used [her time on a reality show] to be infamous, I have a real career. I have a brand, I have a very popular cocktail, I have two New York Times Bestsellers, I have my own show.”

 

Omarosa got all pissed off and went to Perez Hilton and had this to say about Beth:

 

“The gloves are off, Bethenny’s comments about me and my career on VIEW today were unprovoked and uncalled for. I have always been cool with Bethenny and we have never has any beef.

“Today she tried to act like her show was superior to my new show and her book was superior to my book or her career was superior, I was surprised that she went there with me!! She got her start or the Apprentice just like me. She is on a NBC show just like I was. She is making a living in the world of reality just like me.”

 

Omarosa then accused Jason Hoppy of being gay and of Bethenny having a tummy tuck after baby:

 

“I have never once said a bad word about her or all of the rumor swirling around about Jason and his sexuality, EVERYONE knows he’s gay but we never said anything- because she was HAPPY. “

“When she got a tummy tuck with her c-section after the baby and pretended that she just LOST the baby weight NATURALLY -

Bethenny needs a reality check!! Bethenny, Karma is a BITCH and so are you!!”

 

Bethenny also recently told Life & Style Magazine, that she was married to a secret husband named Peter Sussman, this was back in ‘96, but left him because he sucked in bed there was no passion.

 

This is what she said about him:

 

“I felt like, ‘This is really it? This is the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with?’  You can’t go to bed with a piece of 8-by-10 paper.”

 

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Why oh why?! Do these stupid Ho’s think they can sing? First Kim Zolciak then Gretchen Rossi after that Countless Delusional and now this stupid Bitch !  Does their faux fame go to their tiny little brains and they delusionally believe that they can sing? Joker Face took to her karaoke machine and decided she is going to be the next musical sensation that will take America by storm . Watch out Lady GaGa some delusional Bitch here saying she gonna take your place on the pop music Queen throne.

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Another Real Housewife is hitting the recording studio.

Danielle Staub, New Jersey‘s rabblerousing star, is following in the footsteps of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak and New York City‘s LuAnn de Lesseps by entering the world of pop music. In fact, Staub is currently recording a duet — a first for a Housewives star — called “Real Close” with singer Lori Michaels, who wrote the track.

“It’s a song about having commitment issues — one person is leaving, the other person is staying,” Staub tells PEOPLE. “It’s called ‘Real Close’ because you want to pull the person closer.”

Staub says there will be five versions of the song, which will be released in about eight weeks. “For the main version, the vibe is very sexy, very raw,” she says. “There’s going to be a dance mix, but the main version won’t be dance.”

But can she sing? “I sang in an R&B band when I was a young teen,” Staub says. “It’s been a long time since I exercised [my musical chops] but when I was sitting down going over Lori’s music, this song grabbed me.”

Staub, who met Michaels last year at a New York Gay Pride event, says they plan on doing future projects together, including a music video for the song.

Working in the recording studio with Michaels, who’s openly gay, has been both easy and comfortable for Staub. “I’ve been part of the gay community for thirty years,” she explains. “The gay community is the one place, in all honestly, that I’ve ever truly felt safe and loved for just being me. Nobody ever cared where I’ve been, what I’ve done. They just let me be me.”

As for her Real Housewives costars, “I don’t care what they think,” she says of their reaction to her move to become a recording artist. “I don’t have a relationship with them.” –David Caplan

Since both these Bitche’s mother’s conceived them on top of the same pentagram, were they got gang banged by different demons and goats on the night that they were participating in that one orgy hosted by satan , making them both sisters from different mothers. Joker Face found a kindred spirit in Kelly Sasquatch ; and send her a messague that she can come talk to her any time because she feels for poor Kelly getting bullied by the other ho’s. (Rolling eyes!)

Also insanity Kelly dropped a couple of hits of acid and snorted some meth with extra embalming fluid, then she released an anti-bullying PSA, were of course she rambles on repeating all the bullshit that the voices in her head tell her to say. Kelly still believes  in her little demented head ,that she was being bullied by the other ho’s .  Just like she believes she had a ‘breakthrough’ and not a ‘breakdown’. Just keep telling yourself that Sasquatch! And the funny part is, this delusional twat thinks that everyone else believes her. Maybe when the guys with the yellow jackets come and pick her ass up for her next visit to the insane asylum, she should take Joker Face with her so that they can both have a much needed vacation.

 This Bitch needs to seriously go to a good loony bin and take that Bitch Joker Face with her! Good Lawd!

So all the Bitches are still on the yatch talking about the fun night before. By this time Bethenny wants to trow that fugly sasquatch Kelly of the boat and confronts her ugly ass over her psychotic bulling behavior the night before. Bethenny says that she is a ‘Chef an author, and a ho’ bag’ and it’s  a hard job, but that hairy Sasquatch beast disagrees with Bethenny about the Chef part and says that Bethenny is a COOK! and she says it all crazy like that.

Bethenny asks Kelly to define a chef and of course all Bethenny gets from that neanderthal, is a lame ass explanation that again doesn’t make logical sense to a normal human being, then she just  gives up and says ‘I don’t know I don’t know what you do I have no idea!’ Bethenny tells that dumb ho’ WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!  Have ya’ all notice that hairy beasts voice has gotten deeper?  Maybe all this hostility is a sign of her penis getting bigger. Bethenny finally has it with that beast and tells her to STOP THE FUCKING BULLSHIT EVERYBODY SEEN IT AND IT WAS YOU! 

Of course Kelly starts playing dumb, ‘duh what did I do duh? It wasn’t me’ Everybody seen what that asshole Kelly did . That sick bitch, is violent and she rambles shit that doesn’t make sense she may also suffer from Old-Timers disease. Bethenny tells her no one understands what the fuck she is talking about , and the hairy beast Kelly answers in a baby creepy way ‘really? satchels of gold’. That thing is hostile. In the middle of this Vietnam war Simon texts Alex, asking her what kind of hot chocolate he should make for the boys .Which interrups the Bethenny vs Sasquatch war and Kelly says in a sick sarcastic tone Perfect timing!

Bethenny walked away and was stressed out . Homegirl looked like she was crying. I felt bad for Bethenny . That gorilla Kelly was very proud of herself and how she bullied a pregnant girl.  When the bitches boat lands on the island they ‘re staying at, they let Kelly drive! WHO THE FUCK WAS THE DUMB ASS THAT GAVE SASQUATCH CAR KEYS?! It’s like letting a wild monkey with rabies, on meth and steroids drive. I’m surprised she didn’t wreck the jeep. Did ya’ all see how only Sonja rode in the Jeep with Kelly? The other Bitches were like ‘Fuck this shit I am riding with Bethenny. Sonja you ride with psycho ass good luck!’ Bethenny drove the other jeep and all the other bitches rode with her because they didn’t feel like dying. Than villa was fucking awesome!

And now the gift bag dilemma. Bethenny gave all the bitches a gift bag filled with beach products. She was even nice enough to give that beast Kelly a bag with Kelly’s initials personalized on it. And what does that evil, stupid asshole Kelly do?  She starts rambling more belligerent shit ‘ This bag I don’t get this I don’t understand this, its so impersonal it rubs me the wrong way!’Then she starts bawling on the bed. WHAT A SICK PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE! Then that stupid idiotic cunt, has the audacity to say that she is scared and alone in scary island, with no friends. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCARED?! If anyone should be scared is Bethenny of that 7 foot , hairy beast, meth snorting, roid injecting Kelly, who is also known for being violent and beating up her ex-boyfriends and getting booked in jail as a MAN! That means that bitch has a dick between her legs, police reports don’t lie people! Which means she hits like a man, she could probably very easily physically hurt Bethenny and the other Bitches, so they should be more scared of her scary ass.

But of course that hairy beast keeps crying hystericaly, saying that she is scared of Bethenny and calls Jill to cry to her and tells her she has nightmares  that Bethenny is killing her and stabbing her, then she says ‘I can’t even talk about this that’s so gross!’ . WEIRDO! And of course that cunt Jill plays into it and says that she is really worried that Bethenny may end up killing Kelly and advices Kelly to ’stay away from her’. BITCH PLEASE! Feed more gasoline into Kelly’s fire of crazy!  You know darn well, that Jill knows damn well,  that stupid bitch Kelly is fucking crazy. And no one is trying to kill her retarded ass, but since Jill just loves hating on Bethenny, she is gonna go along with Kelly’s delusional lies to give her attention and pity in the war of Lets Hate Bethenny. Stupid Jill even admits that when Kelly called her she coulnd’t even put 2 sentences toguether, so we all know she knows Kelly is crazy but doesn’twant to admit to it, just to be a cunt to Bethenny. Stupid bitch!

The big blow out happens when the dinner was served later on, Bethenny offers to make dinner for everone. Damn! I ‘m surprised that Kelly’s dumb ass even ate that dinner, dind’t the dumb bitch said she was scarreed of Bethenny? And thought Beth was trying to kill her ass? But then dumb ass goes and eats whatever Bethenny put in front of her hairy face, not thinking that it could be poison, so you know the dumb bimbo knows better than that.

 Before the bitches even sat their asses down stupid cracked out Kelly was already wishing that Bethenny would attack her . Fucking horseface is obsessed with Bethenny and just craves more drama and fighting. Bethenny hears her and tells her that she doesn’t have to sit down with her and she doesn’t have to be there, or eat her food, as a matter of fact horse face doesn’t have to do shit . Bethenny is sick and tired of Kelly’s psychotic episodes.But what  Bethenny doesn’t even know, is that is going to scalate to psychotic monstrous  proportions.

 Kelly kept having more of her schizophrenic meth infused episodes of course, were she thinks everyone is out to get her and it’s all the other bitches against her. As the night progresses Kellys hair gets more messed up, she keeps messing with it just like a crack head and she makes a big fuss over were she is gonna sit down because she doesn’t want to sit across from Bethenny, because Kelly is sure that, Bethenny is going to jump over the table and stab her and this bitch really believes that.

See these unfortunate Bitches never had to spend the WHOLE DAY with that stupid ho’  Kelly .The other bitches thought (besides Bethenny because Beth is the only one street smart enough to know what crazy looks like) that this stupid ho’ , just kinda acted stupid and a little crazy, but no one had to  spend the whole day and night, with her dumb ass before and once you have to spend the  whole day ,you get to see what a real trainwreck methcraving crazy nightmare from the deps of hell she truly is who would cause satan himself to pop his own ear drums than having to listen to this lunatic. In the poetic words of Kelly herself THAT’S GROSS! But it’s not just gross is a whole ‘nother world of the batshit crazy nightmare that is Kelly. I can see how she beat up her boyfriend.

Kelly ’s insult of the evening was to tell the other ho’s to   zip it, she kept saying that to all the other ho’s Gonzo doesn’t want Bitches mugging her on her way to her room so she announces that she is not wearing million dollars jewrly, but instead is wearing Ramona’s Walmart collection. So don’t mug her ass. Since Kelly hates Bethenny’s crab cakes Ramona gets all nervous because she doens’t want to waste food, and she don’t want Bethenny getting pissed off, that horseface didn’t like the crab cake so Gonzo scarfs it down real quick, because she’s go the munchies from the blunt she smoked earlier with the waiter she banged between scenes before filming earlier.  Then during the camera interview Kelly says that Bethenny’s food sucks ass, but then she flips her insanity switch to commercial mode and she says ‘Her salad dressing was amazing! She could be like, Paul Newman!’ WHAT A WEIRDOE!

Kelly steak was not cooked properly. So Bethenny, was nice enough to recook the steak for Kelly (I would of spit on it!) Psycho Kelly kept fucking with Bethenny and was asking her if she is okay (like she cares!) that bitch dont give a fuck what happens to Bethenny and that she is preggo .Kelly kept being stupid and trying to instigate yet more drama.  Bethenny calles Gonzo a hooker,  Gonzo just laughs it off because she don’t give a shit about being called a hooker since she knows she used to be a hooker!

 Kelly the bulldozer of the evening keeps bulling the other bitches and continues  to start all kinds of  bullshit fights over Jill among other stupid things . Kelly comes out and says that she has been communicating with Jill via text, and that Jill is worried about Bethenny and blah, blah, blah. Bethenny says who gives a rats ass she is not here! and Kelly starts screaming ‘You asked me and I give you the facts! Those are the facts’. Then she tells Ramona that this isn’t about her. This bitch was really attacking everyone. Ramona can’t believe that , Kelly is such an asshole who doesn’t want to let anyone talk and yes she was trying to dominate the conversation just like Alex said. At this point Kelly was about to reach her peak in psychotic, bat shit crazy behavior but the Bitches were already annoyed and I am sure that all of them wanted to kill her at one point or another that night. Not just Beth.

Stupid Kelly is unable to come up with fighting words and becames all  frustrated and flustered, because she can never back anything up that she says,  so she decides to tell the other Bitches she can’t hear them they  all sound like  white noise and she begings to text at the dinner table very rudely, because thats the type of fucked up urangutan shit this bimbo does .

 Ramona decides it is time to apologize to Bethenny for the blowup at the Brooklyn bridge; and goes and takes a sit next to Bethenny. But since this involves doing something nice for Bethenny whom she hates Kelly keeps obnoxiously egging more and more fighting by making rude comments, and she does it in the most vicious obnoxious tone I’ve ever heard anyone use and screams ‘ ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE OUT WITH THE TONGUE? ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON EACH OTHERS LAP?!!‘ Ramona tries to send Bigfoot on a time out but Bigfoot refuses. All she gets is more meth infused sass and Bigfoot tells Ramona ‘I want you to zipp it’ She says it real ugly too. But ugly is not hard coming from Kelly.

  Kelly just keeps instigating and instigating fights, in a very twisted sick way, and it was awful just awful it gets weirder, as  Kelly starts asking I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I WASN’T THERE !!  She keeps instigating all crazy, then Kelly starts screaming  SHE MADE HER CRY! RAMONA MADE BETHENNY CRY! SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING!! YOU MADE HER CRY! ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HAVE AN INTIMATE MOMENT?!  Sonja couldn’t even defuse Sasquatch anymore. Ramona realizes that this bitch was nuts. Ramona finally admits it that Kelly is really nuts and admits to Bethenny that Bethenny was right all along about Kelly being a nutcase.

 Back at the dinner table, Kelly says some more gibberish spewage to Alex, about how ‘all this is you and me so 1979!’ That’s was the year that Kelly flushed her brain down the toilet after she took that  hit of acid and mixed it with meth, steroids and gallons of booze and she never came back from that trip to space she took, the night the aliens gang proved her.

 Kelly was also all kinds of scary.She goes on to tell Alex in the most creepy way , that she just wants Alex to be beautiful Alex admits she was afraid to get in front of that Bitches camera, because Kelly is an insanity meth whore.  Kelly wants to instigate and push these bitches over the crazy edge and take them to looney town with her, it was like a smorgasbord of insanity Kelly wouldn’t give up it was sick.

To turn up the creepy factor even more; Kelly brings up that she was having nightmares about Bethenny killing her , I am sure all those bitches have thought about killing her at least once she tells Alex ‘ I THREW UP, I threw up the night before I came thinking that Bethenny was going to fricking kill me, cause she’s tried to KILL ME  so many times before’. That scary cunt really flew over the cocoo’s nest. Alex looks at her like WTF? And asks her when the fuck Bethenny tried to kill her stupid ass,Alex was thinking , Bitch I wanna kill you right now!’ Then crazy Kelly makes the sign of the cross. Alex and Sonja try to defuse the situation and deal with Bigfoot ass Kelly but you can’t reason with a beast. Gonzo is getting tired of it. Bigfoot keeps telling people to zip it.

 After this ridiculous accusation , which I am sure will come in handy when Kelly’s ex takes Kelly to court for  custody of their daughters. Kelly moves on to accuse  Alex of being a vampire who channels the devil in kabuki makeup when she delivers evil messages to queen Jill Zarin.  Bitch is totally off her rocker! METH IS A HELL OF A DRUG!

Bethenny tells Bigfoot, that Alex showed up in costume to deliver the evil message. Bethenny just laughs at this stupid ass scary ho’ and says she is cooko for coco puffs ‘ Yeap, coco puffs made of meth.

Ramona has her hands on her face and looks scared. Alex, Ramona and Bethenny decide that Alex needs a time out leaving Sonja to look after the lunatic Sasquatch. Those bitches were walking away laughing because they knew Gonzo was stuck with scary ass Kelly.

Gonzo asks Kelly , what the fuck is the matter with her? why did she call Alex a vampire? And stupid Kelly answers the exact way that a paranoid schizoprenic ,roid taking,  meth head, would by asking ‘what did I do with Alex today?‘ Then she continues her psychotic rambles’ I wiped off her makeup!‘ And Gonzo is looking at her going ‘Okaay?’

Bethenny was  cracking up and telling Alex and Ramona ;’Fuck you and fuck you I told you that bitch was crazy ya’ all better listen to me next time!’ Then she smacked them. Bethenny was also happy that the real Kelly lunatic came out  that night, and this was the best dinner party she ever attended  because she proved to everybody that Kelly is a psycho ass bitch.

Gonzo was still trying to talk to Kelly as if Kelly was a normal person; and asking her why she was accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her and Kelly starts to get more crazier and louder this time the stupid ridiculous ho’ is full on crying and saying more stupid ass shit such as  ‘She went after my little girls’ What a fucking delusional lying cunt. What does this delusional meth snorting bitch do? I can just see this lying ho’ sitting there at her apartment obsessing over Bethenny and mumbling to her self answering the psycho voices in her head and full on imagining that Bethenny is trying to kill her and her kids.

Then the ridiculous stupid ho’ goes into more hysterics and cries like a stupid bitch. Then she cries more this time she cries for Sonja because Bethenny called Sonja a hooker.WHO CARES?! THAT BITCH KNOWS SHE IS A HOOKER! I bet Kelly mixes the meth with the steroids in the same needle. Sonja tells Kelly to chill because after all Sonja Gonzo knows she is a hooker ! And a high priced one at that! SEE TOLD YA! But Gonzo is also worried that Bigfoot went over the edge.

All of the sudden Bigfoot calls Bethenny ‘Al Sharpton’ and now she turned the crazy switch from crying all upset to laughing hystericaly while repeating  ‘Al Sharpton’Kelly keeps maniacally laughing and screaming looking at Bethenny going ‘Al Sharpton’. Maybe the drugs made her hallucinate that Bethenny was turning into ‘Al Sharpton’  Did ya’ all see Alex’s face? That bitch  looks scared and confused by the Kelly  insanity hour! Gonzo says it’s getting weird now. I wonder if Kelly also took a couple hits of acid with them steroids and lines of meth she was doing. That bitch was fuuuucked uuup! Bethenny keeps trying to unsuccesfuly reason with the beast explaining to her that she never went to the press. But it’s useless!

The psychotic beast suddenly decides to  get up and excuse herself ‘Like an adult!’. Before she runs off she has to name drop and slaps Bethenny in the face with more accusations this time she tells Bethenny that she insulted her friend Gwineth Paltrow and some Rachel bitch. Then she gets up, storms out and runs in the hallway laughing all evil and crazy. Damn! When she is running off, it looks like someone put a dress on a gorilla. That bitch is so ugly! You can put lipstick on a Bigfoot but it’s still a beast.

When Bigfoot leaves Gonzo gives her diagnosis of Kelly to the other ho’s and tells them that the bitch is fucking crazy. But they all knew that.

10 seconds later Sasquatch comes back out this time offering the other ho’s candy and lollipops and jelly beans. Sasquatch is so wound up on that meth that she is craving more terrorizing and bulling her hostility level is at a 120% and she needs to come back out to fuck with those bitches more. Instead of packing so many bikinis stupid ass Ramona should of packed a cattle prob and a tazer plus a large metal cruxifix to beat Kelly with.

Bethenny yells at that asshole Kelly because she ‘Is absolutely crazy!’ Kelly barks at Bethenny and says ‘That’s ’cause I don’t like you!’ Bethenny answers ‘That’s not an illness!’ Then Sasquatch starts screaming at Bethenny because Bethenny is on vacation after her dad passed a way and uses her favorite word ‘It’s creepy!’ Kelly is so painfully ugly! Ramona tells Kelly that it ain’t creepy but Kelly tells Ramona to shut up. Gonzo tells the other Bitches that Kelly is really mentally retarted so they need to quit picking on her.

Kelly keeps going after Bethenny and tells her that she believes Bethenny is trying to kill her. Bethenny finally snaps at Bigfoot ‘GO TO SLEEP, YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY GO TO SLEEP! YOU’RE INSANE’ Gonzo asks Bethenny not to be mean to crazy Kelly . Bethenny realizes that she has been hearing the ramblings of a mad woman, and decides this isn’t a fair fight,  and she will just handle this situation intelligently because she has that advantage over Bigfoot then she  gives Kelly a long rope and let her do whatever she wants with it.

Bethenny stated that the psychotic Kelly meltdown we saw on this episode was nothing compared to the shit they edited out.  

In the end Kelly had to be send to the loony bin via looney bin squad, by Ramona who called the guys in the yellow jackets to come and pick up her crazy ass while she jumped from table to table and they chased her stupid ass around with nets until they caught her.

  Here is her mugshot!

I am surprised this type of shit doesn’t happen every week with these Bitches, I mean think about it they are always hammered and drinking their wino glasses while the cameras are rolling. I guess sexy pistol Sonja Gonzo couldn’t flirt her way out of this pickle. Thanks Rebecca for the heads up!

Here is the original article from NYdaily News:

  Morgan, 46, who is the newest cast member to join the “Real Housewives of New York,” was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, RadarOnline.com reported.

 According to Radar, the reality TV star failed a number of field sobriety tests and refused to take a Breathalyzer test. She was then taken to the police station where she was charged with DWI.

Since joining the “Real Housewives,” Morgan has been winning over Bravo audiences with her life of the party attitude and fun-loving demeanor. She is the ex-wife of J.P. Morgan’s great-grandson, John Morgan.

Hey Bitches! What up Robin! I haven’t posted because sometimes my Boss Lady throws mo’money at me and says ‘Here Bitch do this project and you have this deadline!’ I’m a well paid slave so I accept. What can I say. So here’s a late recap from episode 11. Enjoy!

What the fuck was that about  ? Why was LuAnn kissing with that short lesbian with bad breath if she didn’t want to kiss her? You can straight up tell homegirl was trying to avoid the smelly kisses of the lesbian, because she kept her mouth shut and didn’t want to breath. Watch that scene very slow and you’ll see!
 

Also why is Sasquatch so hell bent on starting all these arguments with Bethenny ? I used to think Sasquatchy Kelly was a dumb ass, but now I know she is a dumb ass with a drug problem and also evil. Bitch wanted to fuck with Bethenny until she miscarried that baby specially since Bethenny was in a fragile state after her father dying.  Sasquatch thinks this is all gonna make her come out smelling like roses . What a dumb bitch!

 LuAnn payed some reject Boy George on crack looking fuck I’ve never heard of, a lot of money to kiss her ass on national TV to try and convince people that she has a good singing voice , and fails miserable at it. That motherfucker never once took his dark sunglasses off! So we all know he was lying when he was saying all that  bullshit, about how LuAnn has a great  singing voice and how she will always be the ‘Countess’ to him and how she reminds him of Madonna. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH .

That fool was so high and was lying like a cheap rug, in a roach motel, just pulling lie after lie out of his herpey infested sorry ass. He wanted to laugh too a couple times, you can tell.When LuAnn went into the recording room, LuAnn and the lying crack head ,were saying that LuAnn was singing. I was confused I thought she was just talking or reading from a book. That shit sounded like she was just giving a speech with her manly voice in a boring speechey way. At the end she tried to hit a high note. That was horrible. I’ve heard people that sound better while drunk off their assess at a karaoke concert with a fucked up echo.

 Why was that crackhead wearing a landing strip on his head? Was that so that he can get more male customers for his blow-job puterio business on the side? I bet they  payed him a lot of money to not embarrassed the Countless on national TV, like that one dude embarrassed Kim Zolciak . Remember when him and that singing coach (I forgot his name) told Kim she didn’t know what the fuck she was doing and she was no singer. LuAnn must of watched that episode and decided to hire a music producer,  who was desperate for money and  willing to ‘act’ on camera as if he thinks LuAnn is the shit and can be compared to Madonna. But he still could not  take off his dark sunglasses and so we know he was lying!

Suddenly LuAnn says that she’s been singing since she was a child star. Yeah whateves bitch the only thing you’ve been doing since you was 12 , was lighting up them menthols!

 Ramona invites all the Bitches to her bachelorette Bahamas puta-party, but Jill and LuAnn do not show up. Ramona makes the unfortunate mistake of inviting Sasquatch-ass Kelly, who went coo- caca, ape shit, on everybody because she is strung out on meth and roid rage.

And so Sasquatch ass Kelly started shit with Bethenny the minute they landed in St Johns, Sasquatch is delusional from all the drugs frying her brain in 79′. She thinks she is an intellectual genius,who can argue a case in supreme court with her arsenal in words and knowledge of worldly issues such as the preparation of processesed foods. Kelly tells Bethenny she doesn’t eat processesed foods, because she likes to eat healthy, but she loves gummy bears because she can pick those from a tree.

Kelly had a series of explosions during this trip and managed to ruin everybodys vacation.  The first blow up was when they were having lunch on the Olga yatch . Kelly stated she dind’t want to eat lunch while wearing a bathing suit because it was ‘creepy’ so she goes to her cabin to change and to snort a little meth . Kelly keeps saying ‘creepy’ and ‘gross’.

Kelly gets all pissed at Ramona because Ramona brings up the fact  Jill is a bitch. Mr Ed gets all pissed and says that she is ‘normal’ but that all the other bitches are not normal.

In 1979 Kelly must of had a mental meltdown and finally lost her mind from the cocktail of drugs she was  doing , because she keeps mentioning 1979. She was also unable to smuggle enough meth up her asshole on the plane, so when they landed in St. John she was already strung out and starting shit with Bethenny because, Bethenny is pregnant and just lost her father and Sasquatches who are having roidrage and meth craving episodes love going after the most vulnerable people, that’s how they operate.

  They go to one of the most beautiful places in the world, for this Bravo paid vacation, but Kelly and her roid rage ,meth jonsing attacks , causes her to shit wet diarreahea chunks all over the trip and manages to ruin everyone’s vacation.

That Bitch should of never gone, she was so hostile and with each episode her manly body becomes more obvious that she was not born female. She just looks like a muscular quarter back with hughe shoulders, big muscular arms and fake huge boobs. I bet that Bitch shaves her face in the morning. Kelly looks like Sasquatch fucked Mr. Ed in the ass and had a baby and named it Kelly and it was born with male parts.

The comnbination of Kelly being a raving meth-craving, roid taking, lunatic who is also incredibly stupid and doesn’t understand humor, makes her more  hostile and nasty against Bethenny . When Ramona asked where the wine was Bethenny said ‘I saw some grapes in the fridge I am going to stomp on them’ Kelly says ‘Uh NO! I am eating those you’re not stomping  on grapes!’ What a stupid, hostile evil Bitch!  How old is this dumb cunt? Like 57? This Bitch gotta know that you make wine from grapes and that people used to stomp on them. Even my 3 year old nephew knows that. But Kelly gotta play STUPID! Just to be EVIL to  Bethenny because she just wants to pick on a pregnant girl  who is also mourning. That bitch is evil . I was hoping she would fall overboard and become shark food . But then again the poor sharks would of suffered from food poisoning, and that would be animal cruelty.

Sasquatch must be on Jill’s payroll because she kept defending her and barking at Ramona  and Alex , but the one that she specially went after in the most vicious way was Bethenny. At one point Kelly ran out of sentences that burly made sense and continues saying: ‘I’m normal, I’m a real person’ Just repeating that over and over and escalating it.

Then Kelly decided she was gonna verbally bitch slap the other bitches with her  intellectual display of  Kelly analogies, and tells the other Bitches that they are ‘psychoanalyzing everything and making lemons out of lemonade!’ Bethenny and the other ho’s look at Kelly like she is an idiot. Because she is. Bethenny says WTFUCK? REALLY? REALLY BITCH? THAT’S THE BEST YOU’VE GOT? First of all you got that back-assward it’s ‘Making lemonade out of lemons’  that means making good out of something bad. But  you can’t argue with a crazy person, so Kelly insistently answers Bethenny ’not necessarily’ .

 Then Kelly ran out of words again, to try and win her argument, so she resorts back to ‘that’s gross this is gross creepy and gross and creepy‘ Bitch just keeps repeating that over an over.

The other women keep trying to make their point to Kelly about the reason no one likes Jill, which is because she is a raging bitch that doesn’t care about anybody else’s feelings .

 Kelly says she doesn’t like ‘talking about feelings because , uh , it’s so 1979 ‘  I’m telling you this bitch fried her brain in 1979, that’s why her broken record voice box keeps repeating that shit, and the only one that these giberish sentences make sense to  is Kelly herself, because Kelly must have a lot of voices in her insane head rambling idiotic shit all the time . She counldn’t argue her way out of a snot tissue.

After she blows up she decides to storm out of the table, and when she walks to the sliding glass door first she almost walks into it, then she stood there like an dildo for 20 minutes trying to figure out how  to open the sliding glass door.

The girl that was a waitress for the yatch was just standing there looking at her and didn’t help her on purpose, so that Kelly would look more dumb in front of the other Bitches and because she also got on that poor girls nerves. Finally she pushes the sliding glass door button and lets Kelly in. HA HA HA!

Suddenly Kelly came back after her meth time out, and was all happy again. That’s what meth and roid rage does to you!.

Bethenny and Alex bond some more and talk about Bethenny’s dad’s passing. They also make fun of Kelly and how stupid and brain fried Miss you’re making lemons out of lemonade graduate of Mickey mouse college!  YEAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

We also saw the Countless LuAnn on her date, with the short lesbian she’s been dating, named Courtney  . Courtney takes LuAnn to an opium den and makes her drink some fucking ruffee moonshine . I’m telling you that lesbian has some rank breath, because when she kissed LuAnn you can tell the Countless was trying to not breathe.

Bitch was thinking ‘aw god! brush your teeth they stink like the butthole of an elephant!’ LuAnn’s fake laugh was doing nothing to hide her face of disgust.EWWWW! Maybe the short lesbian has fake teeth that’s why her breath stinks like the inside of a coffin!

LuAnn says that she is not looking to hook up with anyone permanent right now and is just dating Courtney for a bootey call and to add to her  fuck-roster. That short lesbian needs to brush her teeth and buy some rogaine. And Countless says there is chemistry between her and Courtney. LIAAAR!

Ramona doesn’t know how to swim and Gonzo doesn’t jump in the water because, she wears a road-kill wig, from Kim Zolciak’s collection of rat hair wigs.

While on the yatch Ramona made a seating chart to keep away Kelly and Beth. Bethenny mourns over her father and Kelly was being a dick to her, because thats what she has between her deformed manly legs.

The bitches were joking about one night stands, and other funny shit but stupid Mr. Ed started getting all bitchy and holier than thou, and said she doesn’t have one night stands like Bethenny .LIAAAR!

 Bitch wanted to find stupid reasons to start shit with Bethenny and saying that she wans’t a whore like Bethenny who fucks everybody.  Kelly also keeps disagreeing with EVERYTHING!  That Bethenny  says and even shit Bethenny doesn’t say and keeps digging up their old argument that supposedly she was already done making peace with Bethenny. Oh, yeah and even though Kelly continues to bring up her and Bethenny’s old fight she also has the twisted odassity to say that it is Beth bringing it up.  WHAT A CREEP!

Then she keeps saying that she doesn’t want to talk about or feel feelings, because its so 1979 and  of course kept going after Bethenny, it was ugly, that Bitch kept bringing shit up from the past then she suddenly starts yelling at Bethenny saying ,’ Nobody cares about you Bethenny and youre creepy! And other stupid shit that just dind’t make any logical sense, and attacks Bethenny saying that Bethenny is not a chef that she is a cook and that is creepy! WHAT A  STUPID CUNT! Oh my GOD!

She also accusses Bethenny of talking to the press about her children and doing shit to her children . What a delusional ASSHOLE! It was hard writing this post because that bitch gets on my last nerve. I can’t believe someone is so VILE! To just go after a pregnant woman who is mourning at that! All that shit that sick bitch, kept calling Bethenny  like, gross and a ho’ bag , she should of said those things in front of a mirror because she was describing herself to a ‘T’!

 What a nasty ugly bitch inside and out, she is the stupidest bitch I’ve ever seen  ! Did it not ocurred inside her fugly disgusting head for a minute that she can make Bethenny stressed out, to the point that she can lose the baby? Kelly you’re GROSS and CREEPY, for doing that you SICK BITCH! Her giberish  sorry ass excuse  arguments against Bethenny, did not make any sense !

It was all a tapestry of confusing psychobable,  the crazy bag ladies that dumpster dive for a living, make more sense than her in an argument!  I used to think this bitch was stupid now I know is more than that !This dumb ass ho’,  coke snorted herself retarded! 

Bethenny kept avoiding that stupid cunt, but Kelly kept following her. She even followed Bethenny to the Hooters boat . Poor Gonzo keeps getting stuck babysitting Sasquatch. And Ramona is slurring  wasted,telling Kelly to shut the fuck up and chill.

But it gets worse…

 Oh yeah and Kelly’s room smelled  like cat pee as Miss Gonzo stated!  Everyone on the blogs  was saying meth smells like cat pee! I looked it up! Its true! Check out this link and it also says that people who do that shit smell like cat pee, sweat a lot and have an unkempt appearance and think everyone is out to get them! That’s Kelly to a ‘T’. Plus she is scary looking too which is also part of being a meth-head. I’m just saying!