Bravo decided to say ‘fuck this shit!’ And canceled the Real Housewives of DC because their ass was putting America to sleep. Bravo is donating the reruns  to people with insomnia. This was the very first time in history that Bravo canceled a Real House Skank show. These DC skanks were just waaayyy too boring and unwatchable.

I remember watching the episodes and watching the clock. One episode I saw, I think it may of being the first one where that bitch that looks like a quarterback. Mary (see I don’t even remember their names) was taking pictures with all 37 of her children in a white pajama nightmare.  I remember I got tired and I did start to dose off. Now, at first I thought it was because of all the mandatory overtime they were making me take at my well paid slave job, and that is why I also didn’t even recap that series. But now, I think I was dosing off because those hos’ were boring. TOO BORING!

The only time I watch and pay attention more was, when those delusional Salamis were on. And when that uppity bitch what the hell was her head the Princess, Stacey. Yeah, that’s her. Called out  Cat Litter Ommaney on her bigoted comments. But other than that, all of them (except for the Salamis) where unwatchable. There was something just boring and uppity about them, and I love clowning on people that are uppity. But these bitches were  just more boring than uppity and bland on top of that nothing there, just blaaahhh. 

A  couple of weeks back Radaronline had leaked out the news that Bravo was canceling this crap and then Lynda Erkiletian, got all butt hurt and was out there denying that shit. Now she probably feels stupid because the show got canceled anyways.

Here’s what all the DC ho’s were Tweeting about getting the boot to the ass:

Stacie Turner – “The past 18 months has truly been an amazing adventure! Thanks so much for your support. The best is yet to come…….” she tweeted.

Mary Amons – “Bittersweet day, memorable fun ride w/ @catommanney @THErealLyndaDC @stacieturnerdc & the Bravo family! Exciting projects ahead! #staytuned,” .

Lynda Erkiletian –“we are too dignified ! LOL ..its not a bad thing! Xo L,”

Cat Ommaney –“So the milk was spilt,and we cried over it..(meow meow) and then the next show..mmm well thats going to be ‘creme de la creme’!!..”

Michaele Salahi says that the reason that the series was canceled was because these skanks decided to put up a fight with Bravo and refused to film with the Salamis. Here’s what queen of delusional, Michaele had to say to PEOPLE:

I sort of knew this was going to happen,” Salahi, famous for being accused of crashing the White House in November 2009 and stirring up her fellow cast mates, tells PEOPLE. “The other women didn’t want me back on the show, and [Bravo executive] Andy [Cohen] stood his ground and said there wouldn’t be a show without me on it. I’m grateful to him for that.” 

 Bravo said no Salami’s no show and pulled the plug. I for once believe that crazy bitch Michaele is telling the truth. I know Bravo doesn’t want to waste their time and ours putting boring ass bitches on that are carefully watching their steps, to make sure they don’t accidentally shart in front of the camera. That’s not what America wants, we want drama filled clown ass bitches, with psychotic, rabie infested, delusional tendencies, and no filters of the mouth. We need those bitches to make fun of. Or at least I do because I’m sick like that.

Thank God Bravo canceled that useless paint drying mess. Those bitches were booooorrrrriiiiinnnnggg! Sorry Bravo you fucked up. They didn’t even have a living walking Halloween prop named Mama Elsa to keep me awake or wanting to watch their crap show. But then again they’re probably going to cancel the Miami Lice bitches too, unless they bring in six Mama Elsa’s to pour their drunken heavy accented garbles of wisdom while wearing their fine night gowns out of the  cobweb vault of the 70s, and drinking wine out of a punch bowl in the middle of the day and calling dumb bitches “ignorant”  and “emotionally immature”.  As it should be. Reminds me of my own NaNa except without the corpse looking 20 pound head.

After it was recently reported that Bravo wanted to bring back the DC housewives with the condition that the Salahis come back with them, it is now being reported that the DC housewives got clipped from the franchise . Radaronline reported earlier today that Bravo was supposed to start filming this mess right around now but none of those bitches has gotten a call from Bravo or Miss Andy that the cameras are coming so it looks like it’s done. I dind’t recap these series at that time because I was pretty piled up at work, but I did watch and those were some boring pretentious skanks.

Here is the original article from Radaronline:

They’re tearing out the hair extensions and folding up those power suits – as, after just one season, The Real Housewives Of DC has bitten the dust, RadarOnline.com can exclusively report.

The fifth installation of the hit reality franchise came in with a whimper and never much took off from there, drawing meager ratings all throughout it’s short lived broadcast.

 “The show just didn’t do well and it wasn’t worth airing another season,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The DC housewives were meant to be starting shooting their second season now and they haven’t heard a peep from Bravo.

“No one from the cast has been contacted yet and told that the show is cancelled.”

RadarOnline.com has learned that the DC franchise isn’t the only Housewives show that has been struggling to lure viewers – Miami has also been performing poorly in the ratings war, forcing producers to reassess any further expansion.

“After DC failed in the ratings and Miami just bombed, they realized they can’t just start a show anywhere and it will succeed,” the source said.

The Housewives franchise has been a phenomenal success, spawning a total of seven different franchises – Orange County, Atlanta, New Jersey, New York, DC, Beverly Hills and Miami.

 “Bravo used to think it was about the brand and they could switch the housewives at any point but now they have realized it is about the women involved and that has changed their perspective,” the source said.

“They’ve realized a lot with the failure of DC and Miami, and they’re going to concentrate on the successful shows they have and not expand any further.

“Andy Cohen has made it official that there will be no more new Housewives franchises.”

In the meantime, when it comes to DC : “We’re just hoping that people forget it ever happened,” the source said.

That shouldn’t be too tall an order….

Methinks what happened was when Bravo told those ho’s they would only bring ‘em back if the Salamis were included those bitches refused and Bravo then kicked them to the curb.

Thanks Uwish for the link!

The Real Housewives of DC will premiere tonight and I haven’t even started fucking with  them yet.

These ho’s where all at a party to celebrate castmate’s Catherine Ommanney’s 39th birthday at a place called Trader Vic’s . When suddenly husband and partner in crime of White House Gate Crasher Michaele Salahi , Tareq Salahi. Threw a glass of red wine at cast mate Lynda Erkiletian . Who looks like the zombie bride of Frankenstein on crack. But regardless of what she looks like,  the fact that he was physically attacking a woman is WRONG! And should not be tolerated. That fucker obviously has aggression problems with  women .  After throwing the wine at Lynda’s face, who responded by throwing her drink at him. Tareq stormed out .When asked  by reporters , what was up with the wine throwing, Tareq answered“You better mind your own business,”. His dumb ass wifey Michaele trailed after him like a lost puppy dog and the other bitches sat there with their mouths wide open. Well it is our business since they decide to parade their business in this Drama filled Circus TV show.

Here is what was reported:

The new drama mamas on the reality TV front wasted no time learning the ropes of the ‘Real Housewives’ franchise.

Cast members of ‘The Real Housewives of D.C.‘ made a splash at a private poolside party at Trader Vic’s over the weekend–by throwing cocktails at each other. And this was when the cameras weren’t rolling.

Unfortunately, the ‘Housewives’ hissy fit did take place in front of three reporters, yours truly included, and we got splashed in the crossfire.

Attention-cravers Michaele and Tareq Salahi, aka the infamous White House Party Crashers, were at the center of the melodrama–no surprise there–which went down after the NBC/Bravo All-Star Party Friday night on the rooftop of the Beverly Hilton Hotel, where the cast was promoting the premiere of the latest ‘Housewives’ spin-off.

While sitting at a table with about a dozen guests and fellow costars, Tareq Salahi suddenly threw a glass of red wine at cast member Lynda Erkiletian. She retaliated by heaving a glass of Perrier water back at him.

Salahi then stood up and stormed off to his cabana room, as his baffled blonde wife Michaele trailed after him, leaving those left behind speechless, stunned–and stained in red wine.

When we asked what prompted the wet and wild incident, two guests of the Salahi couple told us, “You better mind your own business,” and then they also abruptly left.

The confrontation put a damper on cast mate Catherine Ommanney’s 39thbirthday, which she was celebrating that night. When I asked her what it was like filming the show withthe controversial couple, Cat rolled her eyes in disgust. It’s like that…”I mean, what gentleman throws wine at a woman’s face? Who does that? Someone with no class.

 The British interior designer, who admitted she gets some of her designer frocks from consignment shops, says she agreed to participate on the show so she could put her children through school.

But would she do it again? Cat says she won’t do a second season if the Salahisare involved: “They couldn’t pay me enough to be on the same show with them again.”

Apparently the other housewives already have a problem with the Salahi’s. Because they’re wannabee fronters. And because of their famous White House Gate Crasher 2009 scandal. I have a problem with that shit too. Because of their shenanigans of crashing the White House Party they may have cost White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers her  job and I bet they don’t give a shit. Yeap, I’m gonna put them through the grinder! It’s the least I could do.

After all this shit went down with the wine throwing fun. They also started shit with comedian Whoopy Goldberg. Those fucktards are accusing Whoopy of “outrageous abuse.”The  Salahi’s lawyer Lisa Bloom, states Goldberg grabbed Salahi’s arm and said, “Move on, move on! Get to the White House!,” . Then she claims that Michaele was shaken up. ’The View’ hosts were also fucking with these turds ala Teresa Giudice The Human Pinata Dooffus. When Co-host Sherri Shepherd told them “You guys should be in jail,” all the audience was clapping and laughing. The Salahi’s got butt hurt. What the fuck do these turds expect after the way they act? Michaele also claims that after the show ,Whoopy entered her dressing room cursing at her saying “Fuck this and fuck that. Did you say I fucking’ hit you?”.

Here is what was reported on Yahoo news earlier:

On the Wednesday broadcast, Goldberg can be seen walking onto the set, putting her hand on Salahi’sarm and saying something (inaudible to the audience). Goldberg was apparently exasperated with Salahi for wandering off-topic, and wanted her to return to the subject of White House party crashing.

After the taping, Salahi and her husband, Tareq, accused Goldberg of “outrageous abuse” and blasted the comedian-actress on their Facebook page and elsewhere, The Daily Beast reports.

Watch these videos below when the ho’s are arguing :