Alexis posted this picture of her and her daughter at the Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach on July 4th on her Facebook.

 That’s the exclusive Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach?

Cause that shit looks crowded and the grounds look rundown and  unimpressive. Maybe is just the picture and Alexis being in it makes it look cheap and like she took a picture at the public swimming pool at the ghetto in Anaheim somewhere . Yeap, that’s what it is! It’s her in the picture that makes it look rundown, cheap and ghetto. Must be the 2 dollar whore in her. But at least there were a lot of eyewitnesses, witnessing their shenanigans.

These are some interesting comments I found while surfing around the net in different websites. Check out the comments on Jimbo Bellino and how he drunken flipped out at the country club the day of the pool mishap and was yelling at the lifeguards . According to some of these comments Jimbo went on an hour cursing hissy fit and after yelling at the lifeguards telling them he would get them fired he was escorted out of the country club. What an asshole! He cant say ‘thank you’ to the people that helped him gets his children out of the water.

Other interesting  comments I found were apparently written by the ex-nannies . A while back someone posted a comment on my site here that sounded like it was an ex-Nannie but I can’t find the frikking comment. If any ex-employees or ex-nannies have some dirt in these two scumbags feel free to  leave them here or email me at realfauxhousewives@yahoo.com

Check out the one were, someone says these 2 fucktards were out shopping the swap meet for their kids beds and dumb bitch was trying to cut in line pulling the ‘I’m a  fucking star’ and ‘Don’t you know who I am’ card . However the sales person  put Miss Holier Than Thou Tits on her place when she was told :Who the fuck are you? and go wait in line like everyone else. I thought these assholes were rich folk  and would be shopping at some fancy furniture store not the swap meet. Maybe their turd ass is going broke now that they don’t carrie nannies and have to shop at the swap meet.

Now, I don’t know how many of these comments may or may not be true but , they seemed pretty interesting. And when you have multiple people placing similar comments on all the sites then there must be some true to them.There is also some older comments in there too, about Jimbo being a crook. Read the one where someone is mentioning that Lauri Peterson is coming back . I also heard a rumor from an inside of an inside scoop that they may try to get rid of Alexis and replacing her with Lauri . But who knows if that’s true or not so don’t hold me to it.

 Check these out:

From actual witnesses who were there:

“Alexis and her husband were talking with friends by the pool and it kinda of seemed like Alexis had forgot about her children, they walked off to take shots of tequila and just left the stroller there.”

  “she has been around” doesn’t come close to truth.. she played the back nine MANY times with Newport “clients”…. went a few rounds myself; less than round at Pelican though ..lol

 That restaurant they used to own on PCH was a total dive. It was like trying to eat dinner in a bar. The only way he could get anybody to go there were all his “two for one coupons”. These two are beyond trash. To the person who said that they thought the babies were never in danger of drowning…what part of kids strapped into stroller, stroller rolls into pool, parents either drunk/high/both don’t you get? I would expect this of Octo Mom but I guess she is too “low life” to be gettig wasted at The Balboa Bay Club on the 4th.

 we seen her at the Balboa bay club a few weeks ago and she seriously looked like a hoochie, little short boobs galore… and she is SUPER SKINNY in person

 Had a lovely run in with these two Saturday morning at the OC Swap Meet… Trying to purchase beds for their girls from Kids Alley – 6+ people waiting before them and they tried to cut in with her using the “don’t you know who I am” card. Thank god for Kathy as she said of course I know who you are but there are others ahead of you and you’ll have to wait – “but im an OCHousewife, what about the publicity?”. Again Kathy was true to her customers and preferred none above the other –
The self affected way they acted and the superiority they tried to throw at others was gross and for all they “have” on the outside, it is very apparent that they have nothing within.
I’ve never even watched the show and am thankful to still have those brain cells intact

 That happens because no nannies will last them like us, working three years with them, be them bad people, envious, hypocritical, lying,believe is right that they alone are the only ones, believe God …mistreated us, insulted and cheated and never paid us enough money …the poor children who will be suffering now, we’re not to defend ourselves

I’ve heard that they’re having money problems. Alexis probably fired the nannies so that hubby can pay for the nose job she desperately needs.
 

As someone who has had the displeasure of working with them both, they are phony and gross, and owe me and several other people a lot of money. He is a self-absorbed classless pig who is proud of his transvestite trophy wife. She is only with him for his money, which isn’t nearly as much as they’d like everyone to believe. They never watch their own kids, so I’m sure this unfortunate accident is because they forgot they had kids. She will leave him some day for someone else.

 was there neither one of them were watching the kids in the stroller. Instead of being grateaful to the lifeguard he began yelling I’ll have you fired. Her fault are you nuts, ther your kids

 

  I was two feet away and saw the whole ridiculous incident along with countless otherpeople! They both turned their back, walked away from the stroller and it plunged in the water. Another gentleman from NZ that was at the scene pulled one child out while the husband struggled with the other. The lifegaurd and the other guy pulled the stroller out of the water.Then Jim proceeded to scream at everyone there for letting the stroller go in, blaming everyone but himself. Screaming at the lifegaurd who was present and making a scene that lasted at least an hour. Shameful and discusting.

Horrible people.

 It only gets worse. Alexis and her husband blamed the lifeguard for the accident. Jim was in a cursing tizzy. Alexis was looking upset about her wet cover-up. Ironically, neither parent was holding or comforting the children minutes after it happened. Even their family members were in a state of disbelief on both the poor parenting and the inability to accept accountability.

 

 i was there and saw it happen. the husband was at the pool bar and didnt put thebrake on the stroller. he did NOT dive in. the life guard was trying to pull the stroller up and the people in the pool were pushing it out. then he came running up cusing EVERYONE out and was escorted off property of the private club. A*SHOLE!

 

 Check out alexisbellino.com her story is total bs. Jim did not dive in and pull both girls out. I know the man who pulled one of the girls out and he handed the child to her, she should’ve remembered that! The lifegaurd was present as well, both girls were wailing and terrified.

Everything they both have said has been inconsistent. I, along with several people saw what happened, these two had their backs turned on their children. Thank God for everyone else around. How about some gratitude and thank you’s for the people that did help! And thanks for both girls being OK.

They is VERY accurate,I was not there personally(if I was I would b telling the “version”of the story)My mom and bro were BOTH there and witnessed her being at LEAST 10-20 ft. AWAY from the stroller,and JimSlob was not even around,he was by the bar…of course where else would u be when u have little girls to look after????According to what they had told me,AlexAss and Jimbo didn’t realize the stroller was gone until it was in the water.Only then did they go after the girls.The lifeguard did rescue one of the girls and Jim,the other one(like they claim).My bro saw it from a distance,but he knows what he saw,SHE WALKED AWY FROM HER BABIES!!!!!!!!(on a slope no less)They r ungrateful peices of lying shit!!!!!I havepleaded with my mom and bro to tell the TRUE story…they just don’t want to cause trouble,but they will if asked by official from the club.More and people will come forward and they will see whats what then.I don’t condem for having an “accident”,we r human.They should not lie about it though…..

  A few years back I had to spend about 4 hours around this douche. I have never met anyone as empty and joyless (at least on the outside) as he is.. He was rude, arrogant, condescending, to the people around us and even to myself. His wife on the other hand was cool and hot as hell, but she has let herself fall victim to the typical OC trapppings, which is a shame because she has way more character and charisma than he does.. Sounds like both of them may be a bit too wrapped up in themselves to keep their kids safe which is a shame.. Just my .02, if they disagree, they can afford to hire an attorney

 

 Alexis mother lived in my home town of Hannibal. Penny is a beautiful person with avery kind personality and well respected in our community, unlike her self absorb daughter. I don’t know who Alexis was hanging out with, but it sure wasn’t anyone I know, because we dress very stylish, wear make-up, and have a little botox now and then.

This guy “donated” a Babe Ruth ball to a charity auction and received a base price with the “excess” going to the charity. This happened AFTER he was convicted. The gentleman that purchased the ball for over $1000 had it authenticated, and it was deemed 100% FAKE. Sounds like a possible “parole violation”?

sources TMZ , OC Register, Realitytea, USMagazine, and Deathby1000papercuts.

 I know I talk a lot of shit about this ho’. But I am glad that her children are okay. Seriously. I would not wish the loss of a child on anyone that is a parents worst nightmare. But her and Jimblob need to learn to be humble and grateful to the lifeguards that helped them. Hopefully somewhere in her tiny brain  one of her braincells lights up and she realizes that she has to pay attention to her children.  But the way her and Jimbo act like they don’t want to take responsibility for their actions  and be grateful their kids are fine I doubt it. And that is very sad.

 

Earlier Radaronline reported that NeNe Leakes had attended an event in Los Angeles without her wedding ring. NeNe is also sweating rabbit turds that her now soon to be ex-husband Greg may turn on her and disclose all kinds of scandalous, shit about her stripper past:

“NeNe has admitted that it’s over between her and Greg and she was not wearing her wedding ring recently. “She is worried that Greg might go public about some of her secrets because she has admitted that she has some ‘skeletons’ in her closet.

First her boytoy and new nose and now this.It seems that all these house ho’s end up divorced. It’s the curse of the housewives.

Jezebel.com reported that all the housewives of New Jersey have had some kind of bullshit problem with money and or lawsuits. Including Teresa and Joe being slumlords that gotten sued by tenants and vendors. Click here to read the full gossip on that.

I found this little interesting piece of gossip on the Countless LuAnn. It seems that just like Joker Face she may or may not enjoy sex in public restrooms:

At New York magazine’s summer kickoff party at the Kimberly Hotel’s Upstairs rooftop bar on Tuesday night, we spied the class-obsessed “Real Housewife” and boyfriend Jacques Azoulay coming out of a one-person bathroom … together.

Umm, we don’t think a chapter in de Lesseps’ book, “Class With the Countess,” covers tandem bathroom visits.

Or maybe they were just smoking a joint in there.

And finally here is a picture of Kelly Behemoth. It seems that she got away from her circus trainer again and ran in New York  traffic wrecking havoc. This time with an unidentified balding man wearing a wig:

 

 

And here is a picture of Kelly with her cellulite:

 

‘Have fun with that.’

 

Earlier today Gretchen Rossi was ordered to pay Jay Photoglou $22,375 at  the Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills . When all these shenanigans started she only owed Jay 18k but since she kept beating around the bush, and ditched her court date last Thursday and  not paying the  money she owed this guy, the fees increased. Gretchen even went and released a statement yesterday saying that Jay wasn’t getting shit from her and that the money would go to the IRS because Jay owes them 30k, this way Jay Photoglou don’t get any money.

Here is the original article:

Gretchen Rossi, cast member of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” paid a check for $22,375 Friday at Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills.

The cashier’s check was made out to Jay Photoglou, the law offices of Orlando Castaño, and the California Franchise Tax Board. Photoglou, 40, claims he was Rossi’s secret ex-boyfriend when she was engaged to another man, now deceased.

Rossi, 32, paid the check to cover Photoglou’s attorney’s fees. She originally owed him $18,900, but that amount increased due to filing costs, interest and additional attorney’s fees.

A judge ordered Rossi to pay the fees because an earlier civil lawsuit against Photoglou, which included a temporary restraining order, was dismissed with prejudice.

“I’m very pleased. He’s very pleased,” Castaño said about his client, Photoglou. “We got just what we wanted. We got our judgment paid.”

When asked if he was happy with Friday’s payment, Photoglou said, “Absolutely.”

And here’s an interesting tidbit: E! Online is reporting that Rossi wanted to donate the money to a children’s charity instead of paying Photoglou, but the offer was declined.

Castano said he learned that Rossi’s attorney is on the board of directors of that charity, and so “it seemed very shady.”

Rossi and her lawyer, Gregory Brown, could not be reached for comment on Friday.

By no means is the drama over. Both Rossi and Photoglou still have competing civil lawsuits against each other. Rossi’s suit alleges assault, battery, defamation (slander and libel), stalking and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Photoglou’s suit alleges many of the same things: defamation, invasion of privacy/false light, intentional infliction of emotional distress and conversion (taking property from another).

We’ll keep you posted on future developments.

 

 

Damn! Those bastards at the Dirty have really declared war on Gretchen Rossi haven’t they? (God Bless Them!) Now there is new gossip posted about how her foundation for Lukemia and Lymphoma is bullshit and remember how she was supposed to donate the proceeds from her joke of a song she dedicated to her dead sugar pappi to this bullshit foundation.

 It appears this so called foundation does not exist. Maybe the foundation should be called The Slimey And Wretchen Meth Foundation Build On The Grave Of A Dead Sugar Pappi . Seems like everything about this Ho’ is bullshit; doesn’t surprise me at all. That Bitch don’t know when to quit!

 I had a lot to say about these ridiculous Bitches this reunion was very long just like the last season which took like what, 6 years?

Part 1

 

Gretchen wore a tired ass dress she worn before . The first portion of the reunion mostly focused on Tamra and Simon’s turbulent relationship. They show clips of Tamra bickering with Simon’s and Vicki saying that Simon is a controlling asshole they kept showing all the drama between Simon and Tamra including the night he got into it with Vicki and of course the part where Tamra tells her momma that she is heading towards divorce. And of course the last fugly fight of them in the limo; where Tamra wanted to push Simon out while the vehicle was moving. Alexis may wanna pay attention to this. Take notes Duck lips this may be you in 5 years.

Andy asked Tamra about the limo ride and Tamra tells him there was so much more than that. Tamra says that all the hate fighting started when they were at home and she felt bad for the camera men, who had to witness all of this first hand and she could tell the camera men where feeling uncomfortable filming. The camera men were probably thinking Simon was gonna beat her ass and they were gonna have to jump in or call the cops.

 Tamra talks about how her breaking point was during New Years Eve when she went out with Simon and some friends. When suddenly Simon got mad at her about something stupid, that she don’t even remember what it was and his hostile anger came out. Some rumor was going around Facebook a while back that Simon smacked Tamra at this event and that a relative of hers had posted this on FB. Another blogger commented on this also but again this is just a rumor I am not confirming this.

If asshole Simon was abusing her to that level then good for her for leaving his psyco ass .That poor Bitch you can tell Simon was driving her nuts and watch Alexis face she has this look on her face while Tamra is talking like she can relate. It was her posture and mannerism when she is listening to Tamra I can’t explain it . It’s the vibe Alexis gives out like she can totally relate.

I am glad that Andy said the way Simon controls Tamra is a form of abuse; hopefully that stupid Alexis was listening because no woman deserves that type of treatment from a man, even Duck Lips. Pay attention Bitch!

Right away after that Andy puts the spot on Alexis and asks her about her marriage to Jimbo and it’s similarities to Tamra and Simons marriage.

Alexis stated that at first she thought their marriages where similar but then denies that Jimbo is controlling and says that him and her just banter on each other. Bitch please, that’s not banter. Bitch tries to pee on your leg and tell you its raining. Or you would of not let him tell you to lower your voice at the restaurant and you wanted to cry. But whatevs!

Tamra starts taking blame and says that she saw the change in Simon start 5 years ago. Gee I wonder if that’s when she let the Bravo cameras in her home. Tamra blames her marriage problems on the fact she got preggers with the last baby Sophia; and says that if she would of not gotten knocked up  she would of left Simon’s controlling ass a long time ago. Wow! I hope that little girl don’t watch this episode when she gets older. Tamra should of really at least kept that one to herself.

We also saw more display of Tamra having her famous fake ass Novela cries with no tears. Bitch really reminds me of the Bitches on the Spanish Telenovelas my Latin momma used to watch  . It was funny, you could tell those bitches were not crying at all and they were regularly really bad cheesey actresses, sometimes it looked as if those bitches wanted to start laughing when they were pretending they were crying and many of them had brown eyes and brown roots showing on their fake ass bleached hair.Tamra reminds me of those bitches so much! Watch sometimes when she cries and puts her hands on her face it looks as if she is laughing covering her face.

Maybe when they inject her eyes with embalming fluid that shit freezes her tear ducts so she cant cry tears anymore. And why is that Bitch wearing a circus tent?.She is never gonna find a rich douche bag like when Lauri found George if she is wearing shit like that.

 

 

They also showed a clip that was supposedly filmed after the end of the season where Tamra moved into her own mobile home and it so happens that while the cameras where there she was also served the divorce papers. What perfect scripting timing by Bravo!

After Tamra was served she jumped on the table and danced around saying ‘I’m a free Bitch!’

Andy brings up the accusation Gretchen threw at Tamra about her divorce being a publicity stunt and Tamra got pissed off and told that Bitch she was simply defending herself from Simon for accusing her of being a cheating ho’. Gretchen was high as a kite and had a weak comeback to Tamra saying some stupid shit about her being on 2 page spread on magazines and shit.

Gretchen then says to Tamra ‘For me I felt it was a publicity stunt because there was so much talking to the press’ You can see the moment when Gretchen realizes that taking Slimey’s advice of accusing Bitches of lame ass publicity stunt divorces just causes her to put her foot in her mouth.

More fake crying. Andy grills Tamra on the cheating accusations by Simon and Tamra says it’s because she was talking to an ex-boyfriend on the phone that contacted her after he saw her on the show. Andy then asks Gretchen if she thinks that Tamra got her Karma for last season accusing Gretchen for being a cheating ho’ when it’s possible Tamra was a cheating ho’ all along.

 Gretchen gives some lame answer saying ‘It’s not about Karma …Karma to me is wishing ill on someone… ,’ What happen? What’s Karma? Duh?!Pendeja! Even dumb ass Lynne knows the definition of Karma. Damn this Bitch not only looks tore up, used up and sucked up this season; but also lost ass loads of brain cells necessary to store useful information . Meth is a hell of a drug!

All the Bitches laughed at Gretchen. Damn she looked stupid.

Lynne tries to say that her face transplant was more of a business decision since she is a designer of 99 cent plastic cuffs she makes with a glue gun. Lynne also tried to fool everybody into believing that Frank is not a con artist who swindle money out of people and that she is a tought strict parent and then fucks it up by saying that Alexa called her a Bitch because she is one. She forgot to ad Dumb before Bitch.

While Lynne kept desperatedly trying to convince everybody of these drug induced delusions, Vicki kept laughing at her, because she knows Lynne is full of dog shit. Lynne was also grilled for not grounding Alexa and said you can’t hit your children anymore. Tamra and the other ho’s told her everyone still does that shit but your not supposed to tell anybody. DUH!

Alexis got confronted on her transformation from ‘buttaface’ to ‘bigger buttaface’. She admits she’s had plastic spare parts inserted in her face including her famous circus church porn size boobies and daily formaldehyde injections in her mug to help her look young, but it looks like that shit don’t work. Pobrecita!

 She forgot to mention that one time, when they did that operation to chop off her dick. Bitch also announced she is getting her bird honker fixed. She must of read all the blogs and the commenter’s making fun of her Gonzo nose. Andy also asked her what the deal is with her saying she is super Christian but is also absolutely vain and watch that Bitch stutter because she don’t even know how to answer that one.

Andy also brought up the fact that those Bitches don’t want to eat because they don’t want to shit. Gretchen don’t have that problem because she just needs a couple lines of meth to keep those pounds off.

 Stupid Alexis tries to say that 60% of how you look is what you eat and blah blah blah. Doesn’t matter what she eats or what pig shit she injects in her bubble lips in order to keep hot and keep Jimbo; since he will leave her anyways either by finding a younger hotter blonde and dumping her skanky ass or when the feds finally arrest his ass for his shady binezz and he gets a new wife in prison , when either of these eventualities take place this Bitch better hope she can still be a Monet and hop on the pole.

Lynne says she thinks she looks fat. She doesn’t look fat just pregnant, I think the baby is gonna be a California Pale Ale! HA HA HA!

Then Andy went on to fuck with Alexis and told her that her man is a chauvinistic pig they show all the nauseating clips of Jimbo bossing her around like a dumb Bitch including the very popular seven carats episode and the lower your voice you’re talking too loud you stupid bitch episode but the Bitch just glazed over it and tried to lie about it saying some stupid shit about how they just banter at each other.

They showed the clip where Vicki calls Jimbo a ’smelly dork!’and tranny ass was shooting her the Evil Eye. Vicki then starts getting all nervous and says ‘I don’t remember saying that?’ , Then she says some bogus shit about how she would never call anyone that and that maybe she was referring to her own shoes!

Bitch was shaking and stuttering her words like a 5 yr old trying to lie! BITCH PLEASE! Don’t these ho’s remember they are talking to a camera and everybody is gonna see this shit later? . Besides that asshole is a smelly ass fucking dork. He smells like striper raunchy ass and Cuban cigars . No one is buying their church act.

Vicki should of just admited she was calling that fucktard a ’smelly dork’, and left it at that. But maybe Vicki is afraid to offend that asshole with all the ilegal shady binezz he runs maybe she is afraid he may send hired thugs to her house. I wouldn’t put it past that ’smelly dork’.I’m disappointed in Hurricane Vicki.

She should of use those Hurricane powers on that fucktard and not let him scare her. I know the Bitch can take him and she can also take tranny ass Alexis I know Alexis used to have a dick but Vicki can take her too. I have faith in the power of the Hurricane that Bitch is crazy.

Did ya’ all see how Gretchen was defending Jimbo and saying he is not controlling of Alexis? Bitch just trying to move in on him while he has money since she’s running out of hers.

They also brought up the Devil wanting to hump big scary teeties and Alexis was getting excited. Alexis thinks God talks to her and she also says God is okay with her going under the knife she also admits people in her church are praying and fasting for her stupid ass .Those church people shouldn’t waste their prayer and fasting on this stupid ho’ and her husband because she is already letting the Devil hump her Circus teetie’s his name is Jimbo. So it’s too late for her.

Bitch complains about how everybody is mean to her on the show and that’s why those church folk pray for her and Vicki and Tamra pretty much tell her to get off the show if she feels she is being beat up because it is an ‘elective project”. No shit no one put a gun to this ho’s head so if she don’t like the beatings she just shouldn’t be on the show. Dumb Bitch! But, then again she is fun to clown on because she is such an easy ridiculous target.

 

Part 2

 

 

After Andy calls Lynne a stoner. I like how Andy says ’stoner!’. Lynne tries to lie and says she is not a stoner so Andy asks the other Bitches if they believe her. Did ya’ all see Lynne’s face nodding at Vicki and Tamra to say that they believe her stupid ass when we all can tell that ho’ is either baked, or popping pills plus drunk all the time.Lynne finally admitted she is a stoner.

Vicki tries to lie and say some shit like ‘I don’t know, you don’t seem like you would be a pot head or anything!’andTamra laughs her ass off chocking on her cheap bitch wine. I Knew it! They even show that episode where Duck lips had the chef come over to teach them how to make that dish that was rolled like a joint and Lynne’s comes out the tightest. Yeap the Bitch knows how to roll a mean joint!

  They also showed Vickis wedding to Donn and all the bullshit about taking the high road and all those bitches are fucked up.

Then the classless trash comment  that Vicki made on Alexis came up and Alexis was rambling her mouth bitching at Vicki for making that comment. Why does Alexi’s  lick-smack her lips like she was coked out when she was rambling her platypus mouth? Alexis lips are so inflated they smack against each other like 2 flabby butt cheeks farting when she tries to talk .

Tamra and Vicki try to explain to Alexis that when she walks in the room she has an air of confidence to her. I think those Bitches got it confused with arrogance. Confidence is one thing and arrogance is another and that tranny Alexis is an arrogant bitch that acts like her shit taste like vanilla.

Tamra says that Vicki wanted everything to be dreamy this season and it got fucked up because Vicki wasn’t herself this season. Tamra then points to Alexis and says that Vicki should of head butted Alexis a long time ago and none of this ugly shit would of happened. I agree. And I also miss the old Vicki. Bring Hurricane Vicki back.

 They also show all the clips with these broke ass bitches and their financial problems. We see Tamra and Simon getting ready for the trailer park because the house they built with credit cards got blown by the winds of the bad economy when Simon lost his job, we see Lynne and Frank getting evicted and becoming homeless because they’re con artist, we also see Gretchen and Slimey having a yard sale, but wait that Bitch ain’t suffering from no economy bullshit, she has a meth habit and she is running through the 2.5 millions that her sugar daddy left her so she had to have a yard sale.

 She probably sold Jeff’s ashes by accident when she had the yard sale ’cause she was getting rid of all of Jeff’s shit that day anyways. Alexis looks worried but not because she has christian compassion for the broke ho’s but because she knows that if Jimbo gets busted by the feds and goes to prison she is next at the OC soup kitchen. The only one without those problems is Hurricane Vicki. But then again when she made that pact with the Devil he promised her she was never going to be broke. EVER!

Vicki pissed off Andy when she kept saying she works and she has a 7am till 8pm at night job. Andy said to her ‘ I GET IT!’. AWWWRRGH! I gotta say I have a 9 till 5 job too and I rather have an alternative job. Seriously! Vicki loves working. She loves it! She is a fucking work masochist, Bitch is crazy.

I do agree with Vicki when she tells Tamra that when youre in a ‘financial situation’ you have to go get a job,Tamra just sits there feeling all offended and says ‘How do you know I’m in a financial situation?’Bitch please! Everyone and their momma knows you’re in a financial situation when they saw you’re ass digging in the trash for cans!. Vicki also admits she likes money! What a Bitch!. Well me too! Amen sista! Tamra tells Andy she’s stripping. Bitch please! You’re giving $5 dollar bad economy hand job specials, to winos who pay you with their can money, sometimes with cans!

 

Then some boring shit with Jeana telling the Bitches she is plotting her revenge and will kill them all in their sleep. She also told Tamra to go back to Simon. I guess Jeana has battered woman syndrome from being married to her ex and probably still lives with him, so she thinks Simon’s abuse is normal. It’s funny how Tamra mentions that she never said anything bad about Simon being a horrible person. Sure Tamra!

Tamra told Jeana her mom’s pissed because Jeana insinuated Tamra is ‘white trash’.Then Jeana says to Tamra ‘are you?’ while Tamra was going ‘yeah, yeah,’ Jeana laughs and says I knew it! But we all knew that! Tamra’s mom’s just mad because she knows it’s true!  See how Tamra unconciously admitted it? All the other ho’s laughed.

Gretchen laughs all loud at Tamra she sounded like a horse and her face looks like it’s 6 feet long! Damn that Bitch was high! Then Jeana and Vicki gang up on Tamra and laugh at her Tamra calls her a cow! ’cause she is! Then Andy kicked Jeana out because he had enough of her.

We also learned that Jimbo still thinks that a bikini and lingerie are 2 different things.

 Why is Jimbo wearing a suit that a fucktard that hangs around strip clubs recruiting prostitutes would wear? Seriously does this queeve really think he looks suave in this getup? Stupid Alexis tried to lie and say that Jimbo changed his first number 2 poopie diaper of course she says it right after Jimbo doesn’t want to own up to the fact that he is a controlling moron and hasn’t learned ANYTHING! from this show.

And Frank looks like he went to the beauty school to get his haircut and some newbie fucked up his hair.

Andy asks Donn why he didn’t come to Vicki’s defense when Simon was talking shit about her but he didnt give it a straight answer. I still think Donn seems like a nice guy but I think he should of stuck up for his wife when she needed him to, if ya’ all notice when all the men where arguing with Vicki and she felt attacked she looks at Donn and wispers ‘help’.She shoulnd’t even have to do that, he should attact on instinct.

Frank admits he ’screwed up’ and that he is not perfect but he wants to stay married to Lynne because he is a germaphobe. Thats a good thing! Frank also tells Andy that he is not a grifter! He also says that’s bullshit because if he had something to hide he would not be on national TV. Nah! I think he wouldn’t be on national TV the reason he is it’s only because of his wife Lynne who suffers from Attention Whore Personality Disorder and she needed to be on TV so desperately and put their business out there; which is probably why Alexa doesn’t even go to public school because she was embarrassed to show her face there. Yep, they’re grifters!

 

The best part of this whole shit fest was when  Andy caught that shit head Slimey lying. Slimeballs was so high, his eyes were jumping out of his head his puplis where dialated and he was shaky. Yeap he’s methed out. He is so shady. When his parents named him where they thinking …lets name this kid the biggest douche bag name we can think of. SERIOUSLY! Did they want Slimey to become so,… Slimey? Andy asks Slimey from one of his selected emails from viewers if he is an opportunist and a media whore? Slimey is not even a good liar and tells Andy he had no desire to be on the show. Watch Tamra crack up. She peed herself laughing.

Then Gretchen says that Slimey didn’t want to be on the show but that the Bravo powers that be told her that Slimey had to be on the show because it is about what is going on in Gretchen’s  life. So wait a minute? Last year when Jay was banging her and all the other Sancho’s on the side that were banging her ; while she was playing the role of  the caring Mother Teresa /Hot fiancee caregiver to Jeff why didn’t they show that? They should of shown when she was having the door man install that revolving door she had so all of her Sancho’s could come in an out of Jeff’s house and they should of also filmed  her steamy affair with Jay. I thought it was about what’s really going on in her life and at that time that was the shit fest that was going on.

 Then stupid ass Slimey totally puts the foot in his big mouth when he mentions how his relationship with Gretchen started right after the end of season 2 which was right after Jeff died. Yeap. Andy busted him. Then stupid Slimey goes back and tries to change it, aww noo it was 7 months later, yeah after he just totally got busted you can see Slimey starting to sweat and he has this look on his face like oh shit, I just got busted!. If he wants to lie he needs to keep his fucking lies straight.

I guess him and Gretchen remember to rehearse the lie about him not wanting to be on the show but they forgot to rehearse the lie about how him and her started humping. I loved it how Andy then hit him with a baseball bat on the face and says‘there was not 7 months between the time of the reuning show and shooting this season’ And that stupid bimbo Gretchen makes this dumb ‘huh?’ look on her face yeah Bitch play dumb you and your boy toy just got busted! Good job Andy! Fucking Tamra and Vicki where cracking up laughing. Tamra was happy.

Stupid Slimey tries to rebutte with a lame comeback about how it was his decision to not be in the Housewives when Jo quit the show, Andy says something about how there was no place for Slimeball on the show since Jo was no longer a housewife, then Andy pretty much said what did you think you were a housewife and you could stay on the show after Jo was no longer a housewife. Fucktard what a lame comeback.

Then Andy moved on. You could tell he knew he wan that one. Slimey pissed him off. I am glad he put him in his place. But then there was more. You could tell Gretchen felt embarrased and stupid because she knew her and her VD infested boyfriend got busted for being liars and she was pissed about it too. I bet her and Slimey got into a big fight with each other after this reunion aired because of this shit .

Andy kept fucking with Slimeball he then pulls out another viewer email where Slimey is asked why he trying to manage Gretchen even thought he managed Jo’s no talent music career to the ground and now the bitch has to work as a bar-wench/prostitute at a bar Andy asks Slimey if he is gona do the same shit to Gretchen. We also found out that since it wasn’t enough that Gretchen is now dating Jo’s sloppy seconds she also had to go and buy Jo’s music, I bet Jo dind’t even know about this shit until this episode aired and now she is plotting to murder Gretchen.

 Of course his Slimey ass will continue to deny it and fail at convincing Andy and the many viewers watching who can see through his bullshit,specially the bullshit part where he denies having butt sex with scary ass wax mummy Laurie who looks like she was dugged out of a coffin. Stupid Slimey I bet he was benge drinking when he was doing her.

When Andy loses his patience with Slimey and straight up asks him if he banged Laurie ‘you never had sex?’ And the mother fucker was like ‘wha? what’s that?’ BUSTED! AGAIN! However, I believe Slimey. I believe he never dated Laurie‘officially’ just like he said they never went out to dinner or dated she was just a bootie call since he can’t call porking her at the public restroom at the bowling alley dating ; or going to dinner is having her give him a blowjob in the back alley of the porn store.

So he was trying to be honest, I guess. We also learned Laurie is a weirdoe. But wait we knew that she beats Jill Zarin on being crazy and holding on to text messages she got from Slimey from a couple years ago. She still infatuated with him. Vicki said that Slimey was threatening Laurie when Laurie started dating George and Gretchen just laughs all loud like a hyena her big ass front buck teeth stick out makes me want to give her horse face a carrot or a sugar cube.

Stupid ass Jimbo sticks up for Slimey and we found out the Pope in the Vatican asked Vicki wtf is up with that douche bag Slade Slimey? He’s gross!. See even the Pope can’t stand that punk.

Tamra also says he’s a douche and he’s gross and Andy asks Slimeball if he would date Tamra now that she is single. Gross! Even horse face’s mother said she don’t like Slimeball for her daughter because he is a creep. Then Gretchen and Slimey hint that they getting married perhaps in the future.

Then of course we had to see the blow out between Vicki and the men. Andy brought up the whole trip to Florida ordeal. Andy asks Jimbo why the fuck he don’t let Alexis travel on her own. And Jimballs says some stupid shit about how they’ve seen it on this show how when the women travel there is a temptation and the women behave inapropiately .

 So wait a minute if he thinks his wife is a monkey and can’t behave while he is not there to supervise her and the show ads to the temptation then WHY THE FUCK IS SHE DOING THIS SHOW THEN? Dumb Ass!

Tamra then tells us of the many temptations that are everywhere and how her smooth ass would act on her temptations while she supposedly went to the supermarket. Or at least that’s what she told Simon.

Slimey wants to pork Vicki next because he calls her Ficki . Vicki tells Slimey he is just as bad as a gossipi woman because he likes to pick fights with women while all the other men do not. Vicki also tells his ass to go on the ‘House Husbands Show’ and Slimey says he would but he was not invited.

Vicki pointed out how Slimey whores Gretchen out to the press because he always calls the paps. Of course Gretchen and Slimey flat out deny it. Vicki then says, Bitch please! Reality TV tools are not people the paps are going to follow around you called them.

Vicki then gets into it with Slimey and then of course Jimbo jumps in and starts to beat on Vicki because he says that Vicki talks about him and Duck Lips then Duck Lips jumps in and starts rambling on about how Vicki said mean things about them and since Duck Lips and Jimblob kept on pouncing on Vicki she decided to get up because she didnt want to do it anymore .

Of course she had to remind Donn to help her because Donn doesn’t even jump in throwing punches when he sees other people beating on Vicki’s ass. What the fuck’s wrong with him?

Since that Bitch Alexis is so perfect she points at Vicki from her high horse and tells her to ‘Be accountable and learn a lesson!’. Alexis doesn’t need to learn any lessons even if airing her life on this TV show backfires on her linebacker tranny ass. Oh wait it’s already starting to backfire; but there is no lesson there to be learned because Miss Church Whore is perfect.

Donn did finally jump in and finally told that tranny ass duck lipped ho’ her fucking story was long and boring. And Alexis said she felt that Vicki deserved to cry. Then Tamra decided she wanted to jump in for Vicki (since Simon is not there no more telling her to hate on Vicki) and so she goes to sleep a la Vicki and Donn style.

The Vickster did hint that she may be leaving the show because she says that the last 2 seasons have been hell for her and that these Bitches all ganged up on her this season and she would never EVER gang up on any one like they did to her this time at that moment look at Tamra’s face she has the WTF? look and so does Gretchen, because we all know how she would gang up on Gretchen and Lynne when they first came on specially at the race tracts . This season Vicki paid her Karmic debts and the collector of those debts was someone 1000 times even more repulsive and obnoxious than Vicki and her name is Alexis Bellino!

Here is some behind the scenes video of Vicki telling Andy he’s being mean to her.

Remember a little while ago when Gretchen was sued by Jay Photoglou and was told by the judge to pay Jay 18k. It turns out Gretchen Rossi still has not paid shit. So the judge ordered her back to court for and Appearance of Examination of Judment Debtor. Apparently it was difficult to serve her but some savvy process server that watches the Housewives knew exactly where to find this famewhore and she was served right in the middle of a Fashion Show ! How embarrassing is that? Jay has also stated that previously, Slimey someone from her home called the police on the person serving her the court documents. Knowing that narcissistic Bitch, I bet when the process server gave her the court papers at the Fashion Show the Bitch probably thought it was a fan wanting her autograph.

And what’s up with that picture why is she sucking in her lips? Is she smiling or was she trying to smile and then couldn’t because her meth mouth sucked her lips inside her face?

Here is the original article from Radaronline:

 Photoglou filed a lawsuit against the blonde beauty for libel, slander and five other counts on January 29. The lawsuit further claims that Rossi was “intimately involved with Photoglou the entire time the show filmed Rossi’s first season,” and charges her with hurting his reputation by calling him a liar, a drunk and a thief.

Rossi has also been busy in court against Jay and obtained a temporary restraining order against him at one point. But she didn’t show up for a court date and a judge awarded Jay in excess of $18,000. He is going back to court on the same case and needed to serve her with papers for that.

Rossi proved elusive but when she was at a BeBe fashion show at The Grove a process server got her.

The feud between Rossi and Photoglou originated when Rossi denied having a romantic relationship with him. Jay says they began dating in 2008 and were known as a couple, vacationing with each other’s families.

 

It’s Sunday afternoon and Vicki is already making margaritas, of course Vicki been drinking since 9:33 am. It seems that these Bitches have to be drunk all the damn time. Vicki asked Jeanna to come over and comfort her after all the shit the other ho’s put her throught and cries to  Jeanna about how Alexis has not been cool Jeana asks ‘really’ with a big fat smile on her face like she is all happy about it  and  says that Vicki deserved it and had it coming because she was such a bitch last season to Gretchen and Lynne at the racetrack .

 Vicki is now kissing  Jeana’s ass because she realizes Jeana had her back at one point. Vicki tells Jeana that at the end of the day they have each others back and blah blah blah. Jeana agrees but then laughs and says ‘I ain’t got that Bitches back!’  watch Jeana slurping on her margarita she wanted to laugh at Vicki’s face and says ‘fucking bitch she deserves it!’.

They show a clip of Alexi’s horse face yelling and confronting Vicki.

 Vicki says that she knows she bullies  and embarrasses Jeana like for example when she told everyone Jeana tried to borrow money from her. This  caused their friendship to get hurt but that it was nothing like what she experience with ‘these Bitches!’.

 

 

Alexis looks like a tranni that works the docs in that purple dress during her little introductory scene. By the way does anyone know what her tranni ass says during her opening line? It sounds like she says ‘ Am I holding nut sacks? of course I am. Look at me!’. Her inflated lips are so huge they flap when she talks making it hard to understand her.

Alexi’s mom is a very succesful dumpster diver at the trailer park she lives at. Yep, she paid for those wooden teeth from all her can collecting business and now she saved 13k for her eyebrow lift because Alexis told her she better fix that huarache face if she wants to continue being her mother. However, stupid Alexis still wonders what does her mom do all day if she is not primping herself and working out or getting needles with Anthrax injected in her forehead; Alexis doesn’t realize her mom has to work hard looking for those cans. Damn! We also saw pictures of Alexis when she was a little boy name Alex who didn’t like his hair smelling like air; all this before that sex change operation.

Alex used to dream of someday being a California blonde housewife with an old hairy greasy ogre of a husband who constantly humiliates her and berates her in public, but who also foots the 200k a year bill for the never ending supply of botox to keep her face from falling,  and who keeps her clad in 7 carats while she incessantly works out paranoid her man will leave her for a younger hotter blonde and pukes all of her food at expensive restaurants to keep from gaining weight. Did ya’ all see when she took her mom to lunch she only took two bites of her food and then she was wondering why she wanted more bread its called being hungry bitch. But Alexis  could not figure that one out even if they drew her a picture so she just nibbles on the bread asking herself why she wants more bread. Alexi’s mom is eyeballing the waiter and pinches his ass.

 

Here is Alexi’s mom in her younger days. she sure was a hottie. Just kidding! To be fair I really think Alexi’s mom looked better than Alexis except when she takes out her teeth. Her wooden teeth do look fake as hell. 

Alexis drags her mother to her plastic surgeon. She actually has a plastic surgeon!. The mom is just there to get a eyebrow lift that Alexis has been pressuring her to get for many years until finally the mom decides to get it done . Alexis starts going into a spewage about the size of her huge scary freak show teeties she proudly informs her mom that her gigantic porn size twins have given her own twin daughters  nightmares from the time she breastfeed until now. 

 It looks like Alexi’s mom already got some silicone inserted in her she has that old lady with a chankla face with giant teeties that don’t match her face look already down packed. Now she is going in to get that Joker-Face surprised eyebrow look to go with it; you know the type that doesn’t allow their faces to move anymore or show emotion.

The doctor starts rambling off a lists of shit they can do to her face to completely overhaul it. Alexis says good because her mom is plain and ugly. Since Alexis is so beautiful and  glamorous an’ all.The doctor tells the mom that since she is so scary looking he can do a complete overhaul of her face he suggest the classic surprised Joker Face look he also suggest they inject embalming fluid in her eyelids and for the lips some whale fat and eventually doctor Frankestein suggest permanent chola eyeliner that he will tattoo himself and the doctor will also eventually tattoo permanent makeup on the mom just like he did Alexis .

Alexis makes all the plans and arrangements for her mom to come back and get all this other crap done to her face.

Alexis says that as soon as her toddlers go to kindergarten she will be dragging them to the plastic surgeons chair to see what they can do. You know since the Goddess in heaven didn’t make them perfect to begin with.

After all the eviction drama Lynne decided to break into her moms house and live rent free since it was all Franks fault they ended up at the homeless shelter. So Tamra decides to show up with some Bitch wine and find out more on Lynnes problems with her  man, so she can talk shit to the other bitches about it. Lynne tells Tamra she is pissed off at Frank and doesn’t want to see him and she is dumping his broke ass. Tamra asks Lynne ‘does he cheat on you?’Lynne says ‘noo, he is a germaphobe he would never cheat on me!’  Tamra says she doesn’t understand that since Simon always cheats on her.

Lynne’s daughters like, are like having the munchies and eating hamburgers with nasty like ketchup and like discuss the humiliation of getting evicted on national  like, on TV, like, VS all the other times that like, they got evicted and like now they have to like share a bong together like because that makes them become closer.

 So like the whole thing could of being prevented if like the cameras weren’t there and like now everyone knows that like they are not like rich. . So like they will so get a like parent whisperer, they like can hire like Vicki so that like Vicki can like bitch smack them into like disciplining those like brats.Like what the fuck. So like Alexa and Raquel like decide to like move to LA so that like Alexa can go to college and like Raquel ‘ I don’t know what the hell you’re gonna do’ like she will like work as a like stripper. This is the glamorous apartment the girls can afford.

Very Glamorous and so not scary.

  

We also found out that Brianna did not have cancer thank Goddess!

Tamra had her 75th birthday and since this year Simon cannot afford any more 40 thousand dollar Rolex’s, like back in 2007 or an expensive tennis bracelet;  and forget having a party on a yat this year she better be happy on the Gondola ride and I don’t mean in Venice Italy, I mean the Gondola ride that cost $12 bucks at the docs where the doc ho’s hang out. Simon is surprisingly being nice tonite he tells Tamra that he married her because she has a big mouth, and she is  a crazy ho’. Tamra tells him that he needs to quit lying because he hates her big mouthand she had the same mouth when he married her that she has now.

 Tamra proudly says that her nickname was ‘truckdriver tits!’ Back in the days when she worked at the puteria rathole, where Simon first layed eyes on her. Yep, Tamra reminices about the days when she was a young girl, and a single mother,  and when her regular customers wanted to get her attention while she was sitting at the bar stool waiting for Jonhs they used to say ‘Hey Truckdriver Tits!’ and Tamra would turn. True story.

Tamra continues to desperately make Simon and Vicki friends, but Simon tells Tamra Vicki is evil and everyone has a good side even hitler. What a sicko! Simon also believes his marriage is similar to the I Love Lucy 50’s marriage, untill he gives her the boot and serves her with divorce papers in a few months.

 Tamra still manage to throw a birthday party at some local eatery where they start serving drinks at 10 am so by 11am Tamra was naked wasted. Vicki of course could not make it even thought her office is 5 minutes away. But because Vicki has to ‘work’ instead of stoping by to drop off Tamra’s present she send her gay assistant to drop it off. Did ya’ all see him all exicted when he saw Tamra’s gay friend over at the birthday party. They remember each other from that one night stand. Tamra’s pissed Vicki could not show up to deliver the present which is a turd in the bag by the way.

 

 

Of course Lynne took Frank back, because she knows his broke ass adores her and having a man who is a germaphobe is a very good thing. So she takes him back besides she is the only woman that will take his punk ass back when he comes out of jail for ripping off those dumb ass people for 2.5 million that they blew through in 1 year.

Gretchen got all ready for her makeup line launch and her friend came over to do her werewolf eyebrows.  That chick that  does Gretchen’s eyebrows looks just like her. Now remember Vicki told Gretchen that she may not be making a wise decision investing her money into a makeup line that’s underdevelop and in this economy specially when Gretchens face looks like she being having too much nose candy and her complexion looks like caca.

 I bet Gretchen and that partner of hers thought up this brillian idea of starting a make up line when they where on one of their meth benges  ’I know lets open up a make up line well become millionaires well open it with the money Jeff left me and we will make millions and that will buy a lot of meth’.

Yeah, so Grechie thinks that 30 thousand people will show up to this event and she will become instantly successful because of who she is and the high profile star that she is on the housewives show. Only 5 people show up at the women’s expo 3 of them have no idea who Gretchen Rossi is one person recognizes Gretchen Rossi and ignores Gretchen when she says ‘ hello’ then walks away laughing because she can’t stand her on the show and thinks she is a joke so of course she dont buy anything  either and the only customer they get is a poor  girl who is high off her ass and Gretchen along with her partner end up jumping on that girl like vultures and presure her into spending money .

The girl ends up spending only like 10 dollars but she has no idea who Grechen Rossi is. So she don’t even care to take a picture with her. Wow and Gretchen only spend like 800k into that makeup line and made a sweet 10 bucks. While on one of the confessional interviews Gretchen looks tore up and sucked up from the meth benges and you can tell she feels stupid that her make up line was a busts and admits the economy is bad and people don’t want to spend money on bullshit makeup when they can’t even afford food. Before her makeup launch went in the toilet along with the 800k she invested in it, Gretchen did say her motto is either go big or go home. So I guess she better go home.

End of the Summer Poop Splat

 

Tamra gets ready to go to the end of summer poop splat while she’s already drinking and Simon is already being his controlling abusive self. Every dress Tamra shows him that she wants to wear is met by Simon’s criticisms. She pulls out one dress with the sexy low back and he tells her that looks like something a 20 year old stripper would wear, she pulls out another fabulously slutty dress and he tells her that something a tranny street walker would wear.

He acts very annoying and is driving her nuts Simon is not just controling but he also makes sure he is impossible to deal with wich makes Tamra drink more.  Tamra finally finds a short dress that covers her chests but Simon tells her it show her legs . Tamra tells Simon she is not a troll either and should be able to wear something sexy and pretty. However Tamra is wearing the troll hairstyle tonite.

Tamra and Simon get picked up by their personal limo paid for by Bravo. The limo driver is a tall black man whom Tamra flirts with because she thinks he’s yummy. Simon tells her to quit that shit or he is gona bitch slap her. I knew it! While they are in the limo they get into a big ass fight again over Vicki. Simon continues with his obsession that it is Vickis fault that their marriage is falling apart.Simon tells Tamra he wants a wife who respects him and acts like she is married, he is saying this because he is pissed off at Tamra flirting with the limo driver .

Then Simon moves on to call Tamra a shitty mother and tells her she ditches her kids to go get hammered and hang out with Vicki, Tamra screams‘I’m with my kids everyday!.. well if you were working and making money we wouldn’t be fucked in this sit- position, you’re an asshole!… you know what you can go fuck yourself you fucking asshole You’re a nasty vile person,…you’re an asshole,… I want a divorce! fuck you!’ It’s obvious Simon cannot tolerate this woman and Tamra knows it; she is beyond frustrated.

All this time the poor limo driver had to hear this drama bullshit and I bet he felt uncomfortable as hell too because he knew the fight got fueled because of him when Tamra started flirting with him and it pissed Simon off. How fucked up how awkward that must of been for this poor limo driver who is just earning his money.

Gretchen also gets ready for her party she has the Little House Slut on The Prairie hair style. Slimey and Gretchen wear wedding cake dress up clothes. Gretchen wonders if her family will be there. But they ditch her  because they are embarrased of her being with a loser.

 

 

When Simon and Tamra arrive at the party she is already crying Simon tells her to quit crying and tries to hug her of course he shows no emotion and is just talking to her because the cameras are there.

At the party Simon and Tamra each go their separate ways Simon is all pissed off and vile he starts shit with Donn and says ‘wow Vicki is leading Donn!’  because him and Vicki walk away from him  Vicki says she doesn’t want any drama. A tough fairy Queen steps in and bitch smacks Simon and puts him in his place the Queen says to Simon ‘Don was leading Vicki away don’t be mad at Vicki’ Simon just backs down. Damn Right!

 

 

Gretchen and Slimey arrive and everyone pauses to look at their wedding cake clown suits. Of course Gretchen and Slimey want to keep believing everyone is laughing with them not at them. Keep thinking that! Laurie tells Gretchen that she is delusional if she thinks Slade is gonna marry her and be a good huusband. Gretchen tells Lauri to back off since Slimey told Gretchen that him and Laurie never dated. And Gretchen believed him. Dumb ho’ didn’t she follow the gossip of that wreckage and seen for herself.  What an idiot!

Gretchen tells Laurie that Slimey would never sleep with such a scary bitch that looks like the twin sister of the crypt keeper because Slimey is ’such a catch!’and she’s gonna marry him.Laurie laughs at Gretchen and tells her that she did more than just date him she also blew him, by the trash can, at the alley behind the 7 eleven  a few times and also let him bang her from behind inside the 76 gas station restroom. For some reason Slimey always wanted Laurie to wear a paper bag on her head whenever they had sex. Gretchen decides to plug her ears and starts yelling ‘LA,LA, LA, LA!’.

Lynne, Frank and their 2 pole dancing hoochies in training show up plastered. Slimey made sure he informed Frank his girls were drunk and everyone heard him since he is the parent of the year voice of morality. Lynne pretended she had no idea there was booze in the limo and the girls got into the booze. This Bitch never has no idea what the fuck is going on with her kids, what else is new.

 The rest of the night focuses on Tamra crying over Simon being an ass and she tells Vicki she is scared of Simon and of pissing him off because he may beat her ass.  Simon eventually walks out and leaves Tamra at the party.

Jimbo invites Frank and Lynne to church and Frank asks Jimbo if they have dougnuts there because he will have the crazy munchies since the only way he will go to church is if he is stoned because that is the only way the sermon will make sense to him.

Alexa is drunk off her underage ass and fights with Raquel who also leaves her because she is always over it. Kara takes the roll of big sister and conforts Alexa who is bipolar, and changes her mood and stops the waterworks, the minute Kara tells Alexa she knows of a cute boy who attended the party and if she would like to meet him.

In the end we all learn what we all knew was gonna happen. Lynne and Frank had to move to  the trailer park and sell cuffs at the swap meet so Lynne hired Frank . Alexis got a job as a plastic surgery tranni consultant and Jimbo let her ! It’s a miracle. Vicki is still bossing Don around and even thought  Tamra  said the last thing she wanted was be 42 on welfare living at the Sunnyvale trailer park next to Lynne that’s exactly what happened since she and Simon separated and he gave her the boot to the ass with some divorce papers. Gretchen and Slimey are still losers.

  

 

 

 

 

 

It seems that the troll that Vicki was supposedly making out with  hasn’t shut up yet and a couple days ago he went and did a video interview where he was spewing out some bullshit about how he made out with Vicki and felt her up and that she was a good kisser and had nice big boobs.

Vicki on the other hand denies the rumor as a bunch of bullshit and says this loser just wants his 15 minutes and that her husband and that trolls girlfriend was there so obviously nothing happened:

I want to deal with this STAR magazine. ALL allegations are false, I NEVER danced with him, he never made out. In fact, he was there with his girlfriend of 3 years and his parents. My encounter with him only lasted 5 mins. He would not leave me alone asking to take pictures. I have several witnesses that will come forw…ard and say “nothing happened.” This guy just wants his 15 mins of fame. What a loser.

Yesterday Vicki went to People Magazine to tell them that creepy Mike is a lying sack of shit:

Vicki Gunvalson: cougar on the prowl? No way, says the Real Housewives of Orange County star.

The 47-year-old married mother of two is slamming a Star magazine report quoting University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin who says they locked lips while on vacation in Puerto, Valllarta, Mexico recently.

Addressing photos in which Gunvalson appears to be kissing Pullin, she tells PEOPLE, “He … told me it was his birthday and wanted a birthday kiss. He seemed nice, but very star struck!”

She obliged with a peck, but says, “I never ‘made out’ with him, as he stated. I never let him touch me inappropriately — ever.”

Pullin also gives a toned-down version. “Honestly we all hung out for a couple hours that night, her friends and mine,” he tells PEOPLE. “We drank together, danced a bit, took lots of photos, and we kissed! The pics are real, but it wasn’t as bad as Star made it out be, wasn’t really cheating.” — Charlotte Triggs.

What do you Bitches think? Was the Vickster just drunk and fooling around but dind’t take it that far as Mike says she did or do ya’ all think he felt her up like he says he did? 

 

According to Star Magazine, Vicki Gunvalson was out partying and cheating on Donn while in Puerto Vallarta with some 25 year old punk. However some insiders told me, Donn was there and she was just being flirty and that the college guy just wanted to get money for the story. Well that looks veeerrrry flirrrttty to me. Who knows. Maybe  her and Donn have an open marriage that’s why she always gets caught with her pants down (pun intended!)

From Star Magazine:

The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Vicki Gunvalson has been married 15 years, but her husbandDonn was the last thing on her mind when she kissed a 25-year-old college student while partying in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, last month.Journey. She was living it up. She kept talking to me. She was a big flirt.”

“Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl,” University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin tells Star about his wild night with Vicki. “We clicked immediately and danced to rock ‘n’ roll by Bon Jovi and

When Mike bought a round of tequila shots for their group, Vicki gave him a very special thank you — a big kiss on the lips! As the two continued to drink they grew closer — and so did their lips. Before long, they were full-on making out!

“She was a very good kisser. Then I felt her up, but she moved my hand away. It was clear she didn’t want to go too far because her friends were there and people were watching. But I wanted to fool around with her.”

 

This Mike guy also told Star Magazine that Vicki left him with blue balls because I guess she bailed on him after making out with him and dick teasing him. He also gave her his email address and phone number but she never contacted him again. EVER! How funny.