Kim Zolciak is sad that her former bestie Sheree Whitfield got fired from RHOA (of course Kim doesn’t admit it, and pretends she doesn’t know what happened between Sheree and Bravo) but, says she is exicted about meeting a new cast member as long as is not Marlo Hampton.

During the reunion Kim got very butt-hurt at Marlo’s remarks that her and Kroy traded in Big Poppa’s ring that didn’t mean a thing for Kroy’s engagement ring. Kim calls Marlo ‘disgusting’ and says that she better NEVER hold a peach in her hand:

“I think Sheree is just possibly in a different place,”

 “I don’t know what happened — if it was completely her decision or Bravo’s, or a combination, I don’t know that. What I do know is that she does have a lot going on and I’m going to miss her.”

“If they are casting another housewife, then I look forward to that,”

“I look forward to meeting somebody new and kind of going through that, but Sheree definitely will be missed.”

“Marlo better never hold a peach,” Zolciak said, referring the peaches the cast holds during the opening credits. “I mean she’s been arrested seven times, clearly that shows somebody’s character. Her language and her demeanor are just disgusting. Her energy to me is just disgusting, using the ‘F’ word, and the gay swear is disgusting to me. That really showed me her character, and after I saw that and heard that she had said that, I just had no interest in ever getting to know her.”

 But, could the Kimster just be ass-hurt because there was some truth in profesional paid Mistress Marlo Hampton, because a gold-digging trick can spot another gold-digging trick a mile away? And maybe Kim doesn’t like this bitch bringing this up because she doesn’t want Kroy to be keen on her game?

One of my readers send me a link to some juicy gossip about Kim’s former boyfriend Lee Nahjar AKA Big Poppa . Apparently Big Poppa pulled a Barney Devito when he failed to pay utility bills on one of his various commercial rental buildings in Georgia forcing people to close business for the day and causing a lot of inconveniences and headaches, all because he owes over 200k in electricity bills .

 

Check this out:

Georgia Power pulled the plug on the Union Station Mall after the mall’s owner failed to pay tens of thousands of dollars in power bills.

Channel 2 Action News reporter Kerry Kavanaugh was at the mall Wednesday morning and was working to find out when and if the power would be turned back on.

 One after another, people arrived at the Union Station Mall only to turn around and leave on Wednesday.

First were those headed to the Department of Driver Services Office.

“I came here today to get my mother a Georgia ID,” said Jerome Beedles.

There were also mall goers who were just trying to shop.

“The mall is closed? Alright,” said June Martin.

Then there were those who came to the mall to report for work.

“This is the last thing we need. We have a full staff,” said tenant Princess Wyatt.

Channel 2 Action News cameras were rolling Tuesday night as tenants such as Wyatt scrambled to pack up and get out. Georgia Power cut the electricity around 10:30 p.m. Tuesday.

Georgia Power officials said the mall’s owner owes them more than $200,000 in overdue bills.

The owner is Lee Najjar, better known as “Big Poppa” from the television show “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.”

As Channel 2 Action News first reported last week, Najjar is also behind on his water bill and owes three years worth of back property taxes totaling $250,000.

“Right now, we’re lost. The girls are lost. We don’t know what we’re going to do,” said Wyatt.

Kavanaugh spoke with someone at Najjar’s real estate company in Norcross who said the company is working to get tenants back in.

 

 

 

Maybe all the lavish vacations and money he splurged supporting his Mistress Kim (and maybe others) has left his dumb ass broke and could this be the reason Kim walked and found herself a new golden cock to suck on before the Big Poppa gravy train came to an end?

Thanks Lynn for the link!

 

Hope everyone had a Happy Valentines Day! Here is another ridiculously late recrap that’s more late than Kim Richards when she missed the Hawaii trip. But, unlike Kim R my ass wasn’t fucked up out of my skull on a meth binge in an alley. I was chained to a desk at work churning out paperwork. The good thing is the company I work for gave me and my whole department  the boot to the ass with a nice fat severance package of course because at least they’re generous! (And this is good for me only ’cause I’m fine, I feel bad for my coworkers.) So, sometime in Summer I will be here to rant and entertain all of you hot bitches with a sick twisted-sister sense of humor because I’m being forced to do nothing but surf, blog and go on a hippie self discovery trip, but for now just please bear with my lateness. Enjoy!

Because Kroy wants his son and new wife to be part of the Ted Nugent Meta Militia Gun Club, he wakes Kim up at the butt-crack of morning and drags her and baby Kroy Jr to the Firing Range.

Even though Gun Ranges are normally not places where a lot of people would take their infant children this is not the case with Kroy because apparently he was born in a  pickup truck in Montana, with a rifle in his hand, a squirrel hat on his head and chewing tobacco. So he is very familiar with guns and shooting his lunch and all that shit. Kim “obviously hasn’t”

While Kroy is explaining to the gun shop keepers (or whatever the fuck their job title is) how Kim’s dumb ass has never held a gun in her hand in her life, this lady here was praying that Kim WOULND’T get a gun. Since she watches this show and knows who dumb ass Kim is and now she is worried they’re going to have to sell her a gun.

AAWWW HELL NOOO!!! DON’T GIVE THIS DUMB BITCH A GUN, I WATCH THAT SHOW AND THIS IS ONE DUMB BITCH, PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME SELL HER A GUN! GOOOD LAAAWWD  HELP US ALL!

And here is dumb ass Kim.

DUUH PINK GUN!

Now that Kim has a new found hobby she gets herself a cute little pink gun, just in case Moose NeNe gets out of hand and Kim has to keep that Cuete in her purse so she can bust a cap in NeNe’s ass.

Once Kim picks out a gun that goes with her favorite purse it’s time to wave it around while loaded without the safety on.

And below her feet is baby Kroy sleeping in his little basket thingy and has no idea what’s going on, even when Kim accidental shoots the gun and the bullet ricochets throughout the gun store almost blinding some poor innocent bystander and two of the camera crew guys.

After pointing the loaded gun at this guy’s head and playing some fun video games, Kim is ready to go shoot some more.

At first Kim was all nervous about handling a gun, but  her natural hillbilly instincts kicked in immediately and she becomes a natural born gun waving, hair trigger shooting ho’. Not to mention the fact that they carry all those cute little pink guns and pink ear mufflers

The bitch has no problem shooting a gun and hitting the target.

Where was Kroy when this bitch was getting her wig pulled off by Moose NeNe and She-Man, and then Moose NeNe a second time! I bet if she would of pulled a gun on either of those ho’s during those separate incidents they would of taken off running.

Apollo, Phaedra, Cynthia and Bitter Peter all decide to meet for lunch, to smooth things out since their little incident at Kim’s baby shower ordeal where the two men nearly came to fist flying blows, if not for the police.

Phaedra complains about the hot Atlanta summer and how she needs to have a pad in her panties because her crotch be’ sweating from carrying that “Donkey Bootay.” She better be careful because she is getting Uncle Ben hot and bothered and that’s without his magical Viagra.

During the meal conversation they bring up Apollo’s line of work which is “repo-man”  or Ass-et-Recovery. Cynthia starts grilling Phaedra about the age gap between her and Apollo.

If you didn’t know who these folks where and who they’re banging, wouldn’t they look like Bitter Peter is with Phaedra and Apollo with Cynthia?

And not because they are sitting next to each other, but because these two fucktards here are the hotter looking ones:

But just like Cynthia says “they kinda of don’t make sense together, and we kinda don’t make sense together”.

When Cynthia casually asks Phaedra “how old are you Phaedra?” This is the face she makes:

Then her crazy ass gives Cynthia a shady beat around the long bush answer like the one she tried to peddle us when she wouldn’t tall us how far preggers along she was last season because she didn’t want her mother “The Pastor” to know  she got knocked up while not married. This bitch is how old? She has a business she can get knocked up outside of marriage all she wants but, I guess she likes to be pretentious and dance around big fat white elephants in the room that DON’T  need to be there. Why do people lie like this when they are on Reality TV and we are all going to find out their real age anyway?

Because Phaedra gets all weird when asked her real age she decides to change the subject to something more fun like the trip to Africa that she is putting together (courtesy of Bravo) and only the women are invited. In Phaedra’s delusional little head she believes the trip will be a peaceful one (really Phaedra are you high?) Yeah, well maybe if she can get them some king green shis to smoke those ho’s may calm down. BUT I seriously doubt it. BIG BUT!!

Cynthia is stoked about going to this Africa trip so she can get away from Bitter Peter.

After they are all done scarfing down their lunch Cynthia and Bitter Peter decide they like Phaedra and her boytoy husband Apollo.

Cynthia then gets on the phone and calls NeNe to find out if she will be attending this Africa trip, but NeNe says Hell To The No because she wouldn’t go to the “damn trash can” with those bitches.

Here is Bitter Peter cracking up.

Next we see NeNe in a business meeting with her, ejem “business partner” John and a team of people speaking of important adult business.

This lady here watches a lot of Ho’ Wives because she knows NeNe likes things all dramatic and is the Queen Bee of Drama.

I need to put my finger on my lips and hold my mouth shut or I may say something stupid I will regret.

After some negotiations on the Puterios that NeNe and John plan to open and NeNe taking 60% of business profit leaving John 40%; John kicks the other people out and continues on his quest to shower NeNe with expensive gifts and  thousand dollar shoes with the red soles.

Those are huuuge and slutty!

Yes it is love.

Next these girls get ready for Africa!

Kandi admits she doesn’t know how to dance to save her life.

They decide to avoid all National Geographic poor places where women can’t afford a bra and have their teeties hanging out and decided to only hang out at the posh, plush, chi-chi, resorty parts of Africa where these ho’s will get into their yelling matchings in style.

I’m the Lucy McGillicuddy of dancing!

After Kandi stumbles around idiotically while bumping into people who get annoyed with her because she can’t keep the steps. She reveals to Phaedra the real reason she showed up to African dance class this evening, and that is to reveal that Kandi is not only still addicted to the blogs, but also that while feeding her addiction with the addicting blogs she happened to find out about Marlo’s seven arrest including the aggravated assault! That was very aggravated!

UUUUUHHHHHH LAAAAWWWWD!!! PHAEDRA AND KANDI ARE SCARRED!!

Kim and Kroy visit Kim’s psychic Rose who reads baby Kroy’s eetie beetie palms. She also predicts that Kim will have another baby, a girl. But, Kim will have a troubled pregnancy. Kim can’t understand the reason why she would have a troubled pregnancy. Her psychic Rose needs to remind Kim to eat nutricious food, but she forgets to remind her to quit the cancer sticks.

Duh! You mean my daily diet of laying around on my fat ass and eating Pizza, sucking on White Wine and a carton of cigarettes doesn’t meet the daily nutritional needs to carry a baby full term during pregnancy? You don’t say!

Next Sheree and Phaedra meet at the museum, to learn some culture.

African American culture.

After they get all hot and bothered over this chiseled abs hot mannequin that the museum picked up at the JC Penney closing the doors sale, the two continue their Beavis and Butthead shenanigans until it escalates to Phaedra fondling and…

checking the goods under the hood.

This is the most action Sheree has gotten since she accidental bumped her crotch into the spin cycle on her washer last Wednesday. Look how excited she is.

BUSTED!

When this nice lady gives them the tour of the African museum and explains the atrocities people dealt with Phaedra and Sheree only focus their questions on if the men were naked with their RiDickCulo parts hanging out and also what sizes their penis where. Phaedra starts praying to stay focused on the manequins penises. Then she says something stupid “These are fine young specimens!”  Well, first they’re just sexy mannequins with a cloth, second that’s probably the shit the evil plantation master’s wife used to say when she picked out her Friday boy-toy at the slave auction! Que no?

Heehee hee, so where these dudes naked? Hee he, how naked where they? Hee he, I am Corh-holiooo!

The Museum Lady gives Phaedra and Sheree the full tour,  and talks about the real fucked up shit that happened to African people when they got kidnapped and enslaved. Sheree and Phaedra behave like adults for like half a second when they talk about the port where slaves where shipped in the most inhumane conditions, but then the two crazy ho’s go back to clowning. See, this is why I put the bong down before I went to the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam and I was surrounded by “Coffee Shops!”

After they ran this nice lady out of patience she kicked them out and now Phaedra and Sheree got 86th from all Museums in Atlanta and some parts of Florida.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO? GET THE HELL OUT OF MY MUSEUM AND TAKE THOSE CAMERAS WITH YOU!!

When the tour is over Phaedra tells Sheree about going to this Africa trip and if she would go with NeNe. Since Phaedra managed to get Sheree all psyched about going to Africa, you know, with the sexy mannequins an’ all she happily says she would go to Africa even if she has to ride with the Devil himself.

Next Phaedra pays some homeless actors (with street meth) to pretend to be the Vice President Of Ghana:

HELLO VICE PRESIDENT OF GHANA? THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA ARE COMING TO WRECK YOUR COUNTRY! HELLO PHAEDRA? YOU’RE BREAKING UP. CLICK… HELLO? HELLOO?? AW SHIT HE ONLY SAID MY NAME ONCE I PAYED HIM TO REPEAT MY NAME AT LEAST THREE TIMES SO PEOPLE WILL REALLY BELIEVE I AM BESTIES WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT OF ? WAIT WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT COUNTRY I’M PRETENDING TO CALL AGAIN? GUINNESS?

Later on everyone meets at some restaurant to have dinner and when I say everyone I mean EVERYONE! That is Kandi, Cynthia, NeNe, Sheree, Phaedra and Kim! Yep, Mama Joyce arranged for all these bitches to have dinner together so they can go back to the good ol’ days before one bitch tried to pull the other bitches wig off and or choke a bitch with her own wig.

After  Mama Joyce reveals her evil intentions when she tells those bitches she wants them to be the way they used to be,  Kim, NeNe and Sheree realize this whole thing was a trap by the tipsy Mama Joyce so they all want to jump out of the window head first.

But NeNe has an evil plan of her own up her sleeve because by looking around she will not only get out of it but, also make this whole thing go away!

QUIT LOOKING AROUND NENE!!!

Mama Joyce believes all of these bitches problems are just petty. Then she forces Kim to say hi to NeNe. NeNe to say hi to Kim and of course NeNe just refuses and Sheree is forced to say hi to NeNe also. These three bitches hate each other and so I don’t understand what Mama Joyce was trying to do.

Mama Joyce tries very hard to make NeNe, friends with Sheree and Kim again. But, fails miserably! The only thing that was successful about this dinner meeting was that NeNe dind’t fly across the table and pulled Kim’s wig off while Sheree jumped on NeNe’s back and started riding her like the giraffes they all going to visit on their Africa  vacation.

Marlo Hampton’s hefty income to support her  lavish lifestyle, has been questioned by everyone including loud ass Sheree Whitfield who accused Marlo of having an 80 year old white sugar daddy who keeps Marlo in diamonds and five hundred dollar red sole expensive hooker shoes.

Well it looks like the mistery was solved because Marlo’s sugar daddy has been revealed. According to Diary Of A Street King, Marlo Hampton’s Big Poppa is Ted Turner who supposedly had Marlo as his side bitch and Marlo was the reason Jane Fonda left Ted Turner.

“Ted Turner was Marlo’s sugar daddy. My understanding is that Marlo is one of the reasons why Jane Fonda divorced Ted Turner.

Ted Turner is the “sponsor” who financed the The Red Carpet Boutique Marlo had at the Perimeter mall in ATL. Marlo knows how to get money, she’s a true hustler.”

Sooo, it sounds like Marlo is a professional Prostitution Whore who slashes women’s face’s for a hobby and has a Big Poppa to bail her out when she gets arrested.

Thanks to emr3857 for sending me the headsup on this juicy gossip!

Phaedra and her mom hang out at her kitchen and feed little baby Ayden. Phaedra tells her mother how she wishes Apollo would just get on board with the funeral home business so she can finally fulfill her fantasy of becoming the next Adams family Morticia and leave this legacy to little Ayden. Because that’s the only reason why Phaedra would want to leave her lucrative profession as a lawyer for strippers and porn stars and move to 0001 Cemetery Lane and start a funeral home. Apollo doesn’t want anything to do with this creepy funeral business. He may see people he knows there, since his current business involves scenes and situations from Too Fast Too Furious an’ all.

For some reason I thought Cynthia and her husband Bitter Peter were going to some counselors office while they wait at some place because the two of them are biting at each other (and not in a good way) but instead they are going to some dance lessons. Odd place to get into an awkward argument at. Cynthia is all pissed off at Peter for ditching her at that agency opening party she threw because Uncle Ben was too busy hanging out with some girl named Betty Crocker, from the pool party the night before. Bitter Peter tells Cynthia if she don’t like this marriage to get off the train at the next stop.

Cynthia and Bitter Peter keep bickering and airing out their dirty laundry. Suddenly some dance instructor lady comes out to teach them how to move their left feets without each other trying to lead or else they may try to continue killing each other.

Kim is bitching and complaining that baby Kroy pees on all her designer clothes (that Big Poppa more than likely bought as well as her tacky ass furniture) her daughter Kim Jr Brielle  is mouthy and doesn’t want to help her put away the Versace china (that Big Poppa bought her).

However, little Arianna is helpful and willing to make her momma happy because she knows who to suck up to so she can get Kim’s golddiging money when Kim dies that Kim earned while on her back or all fours. That little girl is smart. Brielle is acting out because she wants to test her mom and Kroy.

I feel sorry for Kroy because now he has to play dad to a spoiled kid that he hasn’t known for that long and the worst part is he jumped in this dad business right when Brielle got the teenage horns that come out of their skull when they turn 14, after the horns come out the head starts spinning and they start talking back so you need special holy water to handle that shit. Poor Kroy God be with him.

Kandi  and Lil Ronnie head to Tennessee to work on writing some country songs with her new country star friend Jo Dee Messina who moves almost all of Kandi’s songs words around to make it sound more country. But Kandi has a country voice when she sings. Kandi is all nervous that Jo Dee doesn’t like her songs, but it all ends up well when they compromise since that chick Jo Dee is pretty cool and laid back. Kandi rubs all of Jo Dee’s country music awards for good luck. Later on Lil Ronnie buys Kandi her first cowgirl hat and some boots. Kandi is now an official cowgirl.

NeNe hangs out with Marlo who is confronting NeNe about making the fugly double ass monster with Charles Grant. NeNe denies it and says she only had a drink with Charles (maybe they did bump fuglies but the two fools where so drunk they don’t remember what happened?)

NeNe says that Charles never ever saw her “Hello Kitty” and Marlo tells NeNe that the rumor of her and Charles better not come back true because Marlo is an ex-con who’s been arrested 7 times and did time for beating up a girl. NeNe’s eyes bulge out with fear and so instead of fighting with Marlo she decides to invite her to go shopping with her. Later on the two Amazonian hot messes go shopping together and they bond. I think NeNe is keeping this dangerous ex-con on her good side.

Sheree shows up at Kim’s rented mansion with yoga mats and healthy vegetable snacks. Kim whose idea of keeping her chunky ass slim is going to the doctors office to have the cottage cheese fat removed from her tights via vacuum suction system, is not happy with the idea of having to do planks on the floor on a mat because that takes effort (with an “A”) that her princess fat ass doesn’t want to have to put out because she has to conserve that energy to have Kroy plank her on the floor instead.

What Kim doesn’t understand and Sheree was trying to explain to her beast ass (the same way Phaedra tried to explain the law to Sheree previously) is that she is now married to an athlete with a tight ass who is around hot cheerleaders so homegirl needs to keep up.

Sheree also drools over Kroy while doing planks in an effort to encourage Kim to exercise. After like two planks because that’s all Kim can handle, Sheree tries to make that bitch some healthy veggie smoothies, but Kim bitches and moans that it tastes like crap even thought she ends up admitting it’s not that bad.

Kim also complains to Sheree about her difficult spoiled teenager Kim Jr whose head’s been spinning like the exorcist while she pukes green stuff on people and poor Kroy is in the middle of this mess trying to be dad. Oh well I am sure Brielle will come out of it and turn like Jacqueline’s Ashley so she’ll be fine! Kroy’s just gonna have to buy her a condo in California when she is 20 to get rid of her.

Later on that day Phaedra and her husband Apollo meet up with Willie Watkins to try and convince Apollo to be part of Phaedra’s fabulous funeral home that Phaedra will make the dead person the star of because she wants “to do funerals worth dying for,” and turn a funeral into fabulous “Events! Not just throw ‘em in the ground. Let’s throw ‘em in the ground with a bang!”. Apollo wanted to puke when he toured the embalming room (I kinda did too I have that same puke gross creeped out of dead people thing this guy has) Phaedra admits that she is into vampires. TOLD YA’ SHE IS GOTH!

Apollo thanks Willie Wonka I mean Watkins for the tour and after Willie and Phaedra share a few more creepy laughs together Apollo and Phaedra leave and Apollo says he will think about it. Meaning HELL TO THE NOOOO!!!

NeNe shows up at some chi-chi fund raiser Marlo invited her to, for some Captain Planet save the whales or something or the other thing. Anyway, NeNe meets another Viking Amazon like herself who is trying to peddle NeNe the earrings she designed inspired after the “Italian” (really NeNe?) Dalai Lama. Did y’all see “Miss Tall’s” mortified face when NeNe thought the “The spiritual leader of Tibet” was some Italian hippie dude or some shit?  And Marlo didn’t catch on to that! HA HA HA HA!!

After Elizabeth Dewberry realized the intellectual “chameleon” genius she was dealing with (that wasn’t going to buy any of the super expensive, high class, yard sale items available that day) she jumped out of the scene hoping to NOT be filmed anymore. If you’re gonna be a “Chameleon” learn some basic culture about the type of stuff these rich ass donation peddler fucktards are babbling about. Watch History Channel or something. PAY ATTENTION PLEAZZZEEE!!!!

Later on , Apollo shows up at Phaedra’s office with a bouquet of flowers and tells her he wants to discuss going into the funeral business with her. Phaedra finds a way to convince Apollo to be sucked into Phaedra’s necrophiliac vampire fantasies by appointing him the hottie that will be comforting young hot girls in mourning. Phaedra’s a freak! HA HA HA!! She will pimp her husband out she don’t give a shit, I like that bitch. With that offer Apollo decides quickly that he will be going into the funeral business with her after all. But, he is not touching no dead bodies! Somehow Phaedra found a way to make him part of her goth adventures. But failed to make him agree to touch the dead people. Looks like Phaedra has more work to do!

Next Cynthia and Uncle Ben go to real counseling (as foreshadowed earlier when they went to the dance lessons.) Bitter Peter appears to be trying to be a good husband and hear when he is wrong. Except when Cynthia yells at him to write shit down because he has old timer’s disease and can’t remember shit with his “dinosaur” brain. In the end Bitter Peter tells Cynthia he loves her and they kiss and make up. Until next fight.

On the last episode of RHOA Marlo Hampton,  straight up told a shocked NeNe Leakes that she’s been arrested a total of 7 times and went to prison for 6 months for an “altercation with another young lady.”

Well apparently the “young lady” that Marlo altercated with on that particular day committed suicide 6 years later at the age of 33 by jumping off a Florida bridge leaving a young child with no mother behind. What Marlo also forgot to mention was that, she had slashed this poor woman repeatedly in the face in a rage of jealousy resulting in disfiguring her face and the other woman almost bled to death while awaiting medical attention at the club where the two of them got into that nasty fight.

That is fucking sick I know I talk a lot of crazy shit and laugh about a lot of the clownish stunts these ho’s pull,  but slashing another person’s face until disfigurement occurs is just NOT funny. Specially when it appears that perhaps later on, that poor woman that had her face cut up had depression problems as the result of the face disfigurement and eventually the depression of constantly seeing her face slashed may of led to her  to commit suicide at a young age. Plus who knows what other mental issues she had, but I’m sure this added to her problems.

This is all very violently sad and what Marlo did is something that only a sick sociopath with jealousy issues would delight in. Marlo however, blames all this crazy behavior on her being brought up in foster care and being a product of her messed up environment because her mom was a crackhead or some shit. But still no matter how you want to spin it that’s some fucked up bad Karma shit there. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle but either way this chick still sounds scary and when she was telling NeNe  “People act like they don’t have a past. I’ve had problems in my life. I’ve had a couple of run ins with the law. I hope you don’t take it a certain kinda way and not wanna be my friend because…I been arrested 7 times…” NeNe was getting nervous. You could tell.

Because of all these shenanigans Bravo decided to not invite Marlo as a permanent nut-case in this clown-bus. At least that’s what they are saying.

Marlo also failed in getting Charles Grant to agree to be part of the charade she was going to sell us on Bravo about how her and Charles were an item.

StraightFromTheA recently got an email from the victim’s family asking Marlo not to refer to their relative as a “bitch”  because she has passed away. Supposedly Marlo had mention that she had “cut a bitch” or some other insensitive fucked up shit like that when referring to the time when she slashed the victim’s face.

Look at how Marlo smiles at the mug shot camera like she is smiling for her prom picture. That’s psychopath scary!

This is the email that the victim’s family send StraightFromTheA:

The first thing we see is Sheree berating Phaedra about how shitty the hearing went. Phaedra disagrees with Sheree and believes the hearing went well. Phaedra again tries to explain to Sheree how these law things work, but Sheree is having none of it. Because she doesn’t understand shit she decides it’s better to just blame Phaedra and bad mouth her to half the town.

Sheree insist that Phaedra was outsmarted by a dumb ass then, they start arguing over the retainer and all the hoops Phaedra’s assistant had to jump through to get that check (not to mention the kickboxing match he had to endure with She-Man.)

After bickering over the retainer Phaedra decides she’s had enough of Sheree’s ridiculousness and fires her as a client. It was done quick, clean, sniper stile; not all crazy, screaming circus style like the house skanks usually do it in situations like these. Which is surprising. Sheree is relieved because she didn’t know how the fuck she was going to fire that bitch and she is happy she gets her five thousand dollar retainer check back . When Phaedra hands over the check it bounces out the window and Sheree chases after it.

At Kim’s house she is getting ready to move to her new Barbie Dream McMansion. Kim hires Kendra who is an interior designer to clean up an paint the new house. Kim wants Kendra to complete everything in one week . Poor Kendra! Not only does she have to clean up and paint, but she also has to kick out the hobos and crackheads that were squatting at that mansion rent free. “Good luck bitch!”

Cynthia is still on her quest to bring New York to Atlanta. So, she decides to hold some artsy fartsy party for a friend. Sheree is wearing some fabulous Liberace fucked Frankenstein Horse Shoes clad in rhinestones, and I bet these fugly ass shoes costs her like nine thousand dollars I see why Bob is reluctant to handing her over any more money.

Cynthia is stoked that Marlo Hampton, the town’s number one successful golddigger (Kim apparently is number two now) is attending this classy pachanga.

Kandi continues on pestering Marlo about how she got her money. Marlo insist that she got her money from some divine deity and this is the reason she wears no panties and lets it all air out. Kandi knows Marlo doesn’t blow money, but she also knows that Marlo blows to get money. So who is she blowing? That’s what Kandi wants to know.

We are then taken to the underbelly of the ghetto and we hear gunshots, police sirens and ambulances in the background to let us know we have arrived at the location of Bar None . Inside we find Cynthia getting primped up for a photo shoot for some bullshit “power couple” thing they’re trying to sell us, that her and Bitter Peter are going to be featured in.

Cynthia lets Peter know that her invitations for Bar None are being send out at last minute before a holiday weekend and Peter mocks  Cynthia for being an airheaded ditz because there is no way the guest can get these on time unless that shit teleports.

Cynthia then, starts whining and asking Peter to send the invitations himself because she is strapped to a chair getting her hair stapled and face pasted on.

Cynthia sits there begging Bitter Peter to help her send out those invitations. Cynthia begs and begs she even offers free blow jobs and threesomes with random trannies, but Bitter Peter’s Viagra hasn’t kicked in, so bribes like that don’t work on him. Then, he laughs at Cynthia,  ignores her, walks away grabs a bucket of soapy water and yells at the bar wench on national Televison because she let some asshole smear his turd tracks on the white couch the night before. During this whole time Cynthia is sitting there yelling some shit about them being a team. Uncle Ben just ignores Cynthia and yells WHATEVER!! and scrubs the diarrhea jizz off the couch. Then he says that stupid Cynthia needs to fall on her bony ass because he has failed ninety-nine times and counting and this time he is  taking that flaky bitch with him.

NeNe clowns on Cynthia about being a floaty little model living in a dream full of dumb. I wonder if Cynthia used to be Kelly Sasquatch from New York Skank’s roommate and the dumb rubbed off? NeNe says Bitter Peter is the opposite of  Cynthia’s pampered candy-ass and likes to grab life by the balls. I wonder if she speaks from personal experience and maybe Peter grabs NeNe by the balls when they sneak off behind Cynthia’s back?

Kim, Kroy and the kids are moving in to their new rented McMansion. Kim yells at the movers and tells them they are a bunch of idiots and the movers respond by breaking her rent-to-own furniture. It’s a beautiful “clusterfuck”. Kim then reminisces on her town-home and all the random one night standers that passed throught the revolving doors that lead to the Kim-wall of shame. Even Moose NeNe signed the wall of shame.  How shameful!

Twenty two year old Bryson is cleaning up his mama NeNe’s house who is berating him for being a male slut who is wasting his youth away and needs to get his shit togueter before he has 100 kids running around and a harem of baby mamas.

Nene says that Bryson is old enough to have sex, (he does that) drink liquor, (he does that) and smoke weed (I know FOR SURE he does that!) Then, she reminds her son repeatedly to use condoms; Bryson can’t take it and is driving him nuts so he runs out of the house and avoids cleaning it.

Kandi’s manager Don Juan berates Kandi for helping talentless minute-friends who are just using her for her kindness and studio (coug, coug, Kim) Kandi says she wants to try and write Country music because deep down inside Kandi is a cowgirl.  Then, she calls some friend of hers who is a country pumpkin and they set up a play date for Nashville. When Kandi sings for her friend she sounds VERRRRYYYY COUNTRY!!

Back at Kim’s house she is carefully strapping all 57 of her freaky lice wigs in her car so they can get to her destination safely.

When Kim the girls, and the wigs drive down the highway, Kim decides to pump the silicone out of her boobs to feed baby Kroy while almost crashing into another car after she lets her younger daughter drive.

When Kim and her brood all arrive at the new house Kroy has this nervous WHAT IS THIS COSTING ME? look of dread. I notice in every episode this poor guy looks more and more doubtful and nervous like he is having second, third and fourth thoughts about permanently bumping fuglies with Kim. It’s surprising her still married her!

Cynthia is getting her makeup did, crying and afraid that her opening party will be a disaster and she won’t be seen as a good business “PEEPER” did that bitch just say that? Was she thinking about taking a “peeper” when that slipped out?  Poor Cynthia’s sister is there getting the bitch slap from Cynthia who is taking out her Bitter Peter frustrations  on her.  Then,  she tells her sister to beat it because her presence is upsetting Princess Cynthia who is having a breakdown. I bet this bitch was doing this all her life even when she was little and her mom and sisters spoiled her and put up with her shit because she was “the pretty one”.

When Cynthia and her mom arrive at the agency the place is full of people. Glad to see Bravo jumped in to save the day and hired a handfull of homeless folks, cleaned them up, dressed them like people and offered them five bucks to appear as guest in Cynthia’s party.

Phaedra and her sausage squeeze-hoochie outfit clowns on Cynthia’s modeling agency and says it’s just there to “blow bubbles” up young fat-girls asses before they have to go and get real jobs as dumpster divers and stiff-stuffers. I wonder if this is what happened to Phaedra?

Kim and Kroy arrive and Kim is afraid to see Moose I mean NeNe who may step on her and Kroy with her size 17 shoes. Sheree says that NeNe aint gonna say shit with Kroy there since Kroy is a football player and can take NeNe down. Probably.

When NeNe arrives Kim is about to shit herself. Later on NeNe starts bragging that she too used to be a model. For what? Sasquatch shoes? Kandi is obsessed with finding out where Marlo got her fortune from, and proceeds to grill her again while stalking her at the party. Marlo insist she gets her money from a magic source and stars saying something stupid about being beautiful and blah, blah, blah. Then Marlo calls Kandi a Big Momma. Yeah, Kandi is a Big Momma and she is the one wearing the strap-on too!

Finally, after beating around the hairy bush for a while, the mangy cat comes out of the bag and Marlo admits she used to date rich white sugar Big Poppas that gave her an allowance and this is how she got her money. Kim pretends to get offended that this bitch had wealthy men supporting her and says WHO DOES THAT? Well didn’t you and Marlo worked for the same pimp and shared a Big Poppa or two, maybe three? NeNe points out that everytime Marlo says “BIG POPPA!” it drives Kim CRAAAZEEEYYY. And NeNe Looooveeess it!!!

Kim freaks out because Kroy used to live under a rock without televison or internet with his eyes closed and his fingers in his ears, so her Big Poppa secret was pretty safe. But, now that she made the MISTAKE of bringing naive, unsuspecting Kroy to this party her secret is in danger of slipping out and so when shit keeps getting fuglier and the Big Poppas keep being brought up Kim grabs her wig and Kroy and heads for the nearest exit as if the building was on fire before anything else gets said. I wonder if Kroy is going to secretly watch the first few seasons?

Sheree does what Sheree always does and complains that there is no air conditioner working in that building and it smells like fart.

After Kim and Kroy made a run for it. Cynthia makes some announcement and thanks Bitter Peter, but he is nowhere to be found. Phaedra is laughing  at that shit and kissing on Apollo to rub it in Cynthia’s face that her man is there unlike Bitter Peter. For now, at least.  Bitter Peter never appears. Must of snucked off with one of the trannies from the pool party the night before after his Viagra finally kicked in.

 

 

Marlo Hampton and Charles Grant are supposed to be a “power couple.” A power couple of writing bad checks since Charles just recently got arrested for bouncing checks just like Marlo did a while back.

 From TheYBF.com:

Charles Grant, the 33-year-old former N.O. Saints and Chicago Bears player who appeared As newcomer Marlo’s man on Sunday night’s episode of RHOA, was arrested last week in Colquitt, GA on felony charges of writing bad checks.  And seeing that these ARE felony charges, the checks were likely for a serious amount of cash.

Later on Marlo admitted that Charles was arrested and they broke up:

“I truly regret that this has happened to him,” Marlo tells TheYBF.com.  “While my relationship with Charles ended earlier this year, I hope he will put these challenging circumstances behind him and move forward.”

Here is a lovely mug shot of his arrest:

 

 

Also Sheree Whitfield’s contractor that got intimidated by Phaedra and Sheree’s “Donkey Booty” is a con-artist and a scammer:

Word on the street is that NeNe’s nemesis Sheree is in hot water.  The contractor of “Chateau Sheree” is allegedly a fraud and has been issued a cease & desist letter.  No surprise there.  Never thought for a minute Sheree “I-got-my-Aston Martin-reposessed” Whitfield was about to build this mansion from the ground up.

Meanwhile, NeNe is supposedly filming an upcoming episode of “Glee.”

Although Marlo Hampton was supposed to be a Real Housewife of Atlanta this season and she thought she was official (and so did everyone else) she ended up getting bumped down from housewife to side-kick Ala Fernanda Rocha. According to StraightFromTheA Marlo was demoted because of her scandalous jail-bird ass.

Supposedly Marlo is running around town telling everybody and their mama she is a Real Housewife, but according to a source Bravo decided they were going to just use her as background drama support and not make her an official Real Housewife because the main reason they brought her on, was so that she would  get in the wig-pulling ring with the notorious NeNe Leakes over Charles Grant (NeNe’s boyfriend) whom Marlo was supposedly engaged to , but instead her and NeNe ended up getting along and her bullshit story about her relationship and engagement to Charles was “highly inaccurate” , and she was pulling “stunts” to get on the show . In other words she was full of shit.

Marlo was never engaged to Charles, maybe in her wet fame-whoring  fantasies only, so Charles didn’t know about it and when Marlo asked him to play along he laughed her out of his sight and disagreed to be part of such a ridiculous ass-clown-skeam. Is kinda of suspicious her and NeNe got along so well and never fought over Charles I wonder if NeNe was trying to convince Charles to go along with the charade also. So instead of cat fighting the other ho’s Marlo decided to befriend them to stay on, but that didn’t work.

Bravo then decided that the other excuses for not putting Marlo on was she didn’t quite meet the qualifications of  married or divorced, gold-digger, dating a sugar-daddy,  or just be a baller’s plaything.

BUT what about all those ex-con scandalous rap sheets she has? Sure that has to count for something? And her fronting to get on the show? Doesn’t that immediately qualify her? I thought Bravo wanted crazy and she is a crazy ex-con who is fronting and full of shit.

Bravo exec’s then said that they didn’t know about her criminal past which sounds stupid because they could very well give these bitches background test I’m sure they have the funds for it.

But maybe Bravo (with the recent Russell Armstrong unfortunate end and other incidents like Punta Cana just to name two) is worried this ho’ may go shit-balls-nuts on one of the other bitches and they don’t want no blood on their hands.

So Bravo used the excuse that she needs to have something to flaunt or at least front  and what she was giving them was not enough so Bravo decided to cut her. Methinks Bravo mainly got pissed off she didn’t bring in the drama with NeNe; along with the fact she wasn’t banging the football player.

 In the next season of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta we’re getting a new house skank her name is Marlo Hampton and the powers of genius that is Bravo used their power for evil, like always, to bring in the circus of drama, because Marlo’s fiance happens to be none other but Charles Grant! Yes Charles Grant is the NFL player that was rumored to be having a fling with loud mouth NeNe Leakes back in December 2010 and there were also rumors that NeNe was preggers with his baby. Of course the rumors were denied by both suspected parties.

And now Bravo decided to invited Charles’s fiance to stir the jealousy pot with NeNe. Because ya’ all know they’re gona go at it.

Supposedly this bitch has a long rap sheet :

 

•  Sept 1999 – Marlo gets arrested for aggravated battery with great bodily harm. Spends 122 days in jail for it.
• June 200 – Probation violation
• Feb. 2001 – Probation violation
• Sept. 2002 – Arrested for issuing a bouncing check.
• Dec. 2002 – Violation of probation for possession of a firearm.
• July 2003 – Again violation of probation

Marlo must of read on the blogosphere how she is now famous for getting arrested so she issued this statement to Bossip:

“Let me first state that I am not ashamed of my past as that has helped me become a better woman today,” Marlo told BOSSIP in a statement. “We all have a past and my hard-knock childhood in and out of the Foster Care system is a reflection on a bigger issue we are faced with here in America, a broken Foster Care system. My present charge in life is to live with God in my heart and help young women especially from the foster care system avoid the challenges I faced. I’m more then just what is being said of me and I have a story to tell.”

According to reports Marlo and Charles have been dating for over a year now and supposedly her and Charles were dating while NeNe and Charles were rumored to be bumping fuglies together.

And not only that but also NeNe and Charles were spotted in January this year:

Just seen NeNe Leakes of Atlanta Housewives with her boyfriend, NFL football player, Charles Grant outside a 24-hour supermarket just minutes after 1:00AM in Alpharetta, GA. on Thursday, January 20, 2011, while Grant and NeNe’s husband, Greg, wrestled for what seemed to be car keys. The altercation lasted about 10 minutes but was stopped by an officer in a private securityvehicle. NeNe Leakes left the scene as a passenger in what appeared to be Grant’s vehicle.

Charles’s PR bitches deny the rumor:

“We are aware of the bizarre rumor; however, my client, Charles Grant, was not involved in a dispute, argument, or physical exchange of any sort with NeNe or Greg Leakes. If the altercation had taken place, it would not have been a security car arriving on the scene, it would have been an ambulance. Charles is a 6’3″ and 290 pound NFL defensive end. The statement is ridiculous.”

Maybe this time we will finally get a housewife showdown on a love triangle. We never had one of those on the House Skank Franchise.