Teresa Giudice has a new yearly tradition, to cause a brawl and cut a bitch at the annual Posche Fashion Show. This year it appears the shenanigans involved Kim De Paola (owner of Posche) and Melissa Gorga her sister-in-law. The genius instigators of drama that is the Bravo producers had invited Kim G to the fashion show to set up the circus of drama. It must be the end of the world coming people, because Kim G refuse the invite because she felt she was going to get set up. Supposedly Teresa and Kim D (the other Kim) wanted to “expose” Melissa’s past as a stripper.

Because of all this bullshit Jacqueline started making up an excuse that she was sick, and wanted to skip out on the reunion show. She tweeted: “I feel nauseous and feverish. No reunion for me.Sorry guys.XOXO!” Never has a housewife skipped on the reunion, but I guess we have a first. Apparently Jacqueline attended  the Posche Fashion Show and supposedly Teresa and Kim D teamed up to fuck with Melissa. This is what Jacqueline tweeted: “Someone( not me) got set up tonight. There are some sneaky people trying to make someone look bad & then play innocent on camera. Sad.” An insider told Reality Tea that Teresa and Kim D tried to start a rumor Melissa was a stripper “Teresa was involved in a rumor that started which stated Melissa was a stripper,” the insider tells Reality Tea adding that “Melissa was never a stripper.” And adds “Of course, once Teresa got caught, she [started] playing the blame game. Teresa and Kim D were part of this “set up” which is why Joe Gorga came at the end of the fashion show.”

Psycho Joe Gorga went on a tweeting verbal bitch smacking rampage against Teresa. From Reality Tea:– “I thought the saying was blood is thicker than water. #BULLSHIT”. Upon arriving at the fashion show, Joe had it out with Kim D and had to be calmed down by Caroline.

Teresa managed to finally push Jacqueline and Caroline to their limit with her bullshit and now they no longer speak to her. The source reveals the only reason Caroline and Jacqueline had to sit with Teresa and show up to the fashion show was because Bravo forced them to.

Jacqueline kept going off on her Twitter, “2b honest.I’m tired of the BS &shitty low life people.I didn’t know this was what I signed up 4.I have 2rise above&move on.”

The initial rumor was that Teresa got into it with that bitch Monica Chacon at the Fashion Show, but as it turns out Monica refused the invite from Bravo also and decide to skip. Bravo was also rumored to have been inviting Joker Face to the Russian roulette party and that bitch refused also!

The insider also told Reality Tea that Teresa and Kim D where all hanging out together and filming all day, they even arrived at the fashion show together! (As dates of each other?) and Teresa has alienated all of her costars. That’s why she is hanging around that witch Kim D because nobody else will play with her!

 While Teresa was prostituting herself to Bravo by bringing in the drama and taking out her aggressions on bitches whose husbands still want to sniff their panties and all of that good shit was going down, Barney Devito was hanging around his girlfriend. Supposedly:

Barney Devito was “spotted” having an intimated dinner with a misterious brunnete woman who was in her late 20s or early 30s.

From Radaronline:

“I was in the T.G.I. Fridays and saw Joe and this woman who was NOT Teresa having a drink in a booth by the bar,” eyewitness Erin exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

“They were drinking martinis and when the woman finished hers she took a sip out of Joe’s glass too.  They looked like they were having a good time together and laughing with each other.”

After a waiter brought them wet naps the woman opened hers and “wiped Joe’s hands off with hers,” Erin said.  “It was really intimate to see her touching his hands like that.

“They looked very comfortable and cozy together.”

  I can’t tell how old that “mysterious” woman looks like, but I think she looks like Joker Face! (Danielle Staub) Wouldn’t that be some shit if it was Joker Face?

Jacqueline did NOT attend the reunion like she stated and gave an interview to People Magazine confirming she is quiting this unhealthy circus of chaos:

“Jacqueline [Laurita] definitely quit,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She had to walk away for her sanity.”

A source tells PEOPLE that Laurita “had no intention of going to the reunion, and the other women weren’t expecting her to turn up.”

 Meanwhile on her Twitter account, costar Teresa Giudice also hinted at tensions at the fashion show – and with Jacqueline – writing, “I don’t even wanna go there b/c I don’t fight on twitter not w/ fans, not haters, not w/ mean RTs & def not w/ a friend (ahem) or my family!”

 Giudice also wrote on Wednesday evening: “The rumors are getting ridiculous. Let’s get this straight: I LOVE my WHOLE family. Would never do anything to hurt them.”The show lost original cast member Danielle Staub last year, and returned with new cast membersKathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga for its third season.

“I can’t be part of the Charade anymore,” Laurita Tweeted Wednesday. “It’s unsettling. It’s disturbing & against what I stand for. I’m a REAL housewife.”

 Later, she reiterated her point, writing, “I’d like to only focus on positive things now please. I threw the trash out.I’m cleaning now and reorganizing.Starting fresh and new.”

 When reached, Bravo reps had no comment.

Remember Dina Manzo had already hinted that someone was quitting!

Thank you all that send me links to this juicy piece of gossip!

The continuation part 2 of this wreckage.

So the Ass-Holey intervention continues bio dad who wants to sound good for the camera is trying to talk to Ass-Holey about getting her shit together and wonders why she is so angry at Jacqueline. Ass-Holey responds by ignoring him and texting someone on her cell phone. Meanwhile Jacqueline gives her award winning performance in the basement of that restaurant and cries her little ‘poor me’ song and dance and Ass-Holey has gone into full Asshole mode and is snapping back at bio-dad  who forces her to apologize to her mom. Jacqueline doesn’t want to hear her apologies and tells her to fuck off. Ass-Holey insist her mom is an immature brat and I can see that this is where Ass-Holey learned this behavior. Bio dad and hot step mom went back to Texas laughing and calling Jacqueline and Chris SUCKERS!!

Kathy Wikipedia and her daughter are getting ready for Kathy’s Goddess party. She even invited that Zen chick that used to shoot the shit with Dina back in the day and now she has come over to pass the Cheech and Chong blunt to get rid of evil spirits. Richie says that, “Richie Wakile doesn’t believe in black magic,” but he is letting Kathy bring the Zen hippie chick over because she has the best Lebanese hash-blunts in NJ. So Zen chick pulls out the Viking horns from her giant purse and lights up that big blunt and starts chanting some gibberish chant while everyone is passing that blunt around even the teenagers. The family that gets high together stays together and it only cost them what? What did Zen Chick charge them? Like five thousand dollars?

Next Ashley gets fired from her job as an ‘artist’ and decides to whine about how her life sucks. Lauren just rolls her eyes up at Ashley who better hurry up and pack up her shit for California since everyone in New Joysey is about to tar, feather and chase her out of town.

Teresa and Barney Devito meet with their lawyer to see if they can get out of the whole signature forging thing, but only Teresa gets away with it. The lesson that this folks learned from all this mess is ‘You have to lie!’. Teresa is teaching this to her kids now.

Next the Goddess party. Kathy is gracious enough to give the other skanks gifts and tells each one of them how special they are when it comes time to compliment Teresa on her ability to be totally oblivious that her marble mansion is crumbling down that bitch gets pissed because she thinks Kathy is making a dig at her when she told her she puts on a happy clown face even thought everything is fucking up and Barney Devito is facing jail time that even his butt-hole is  tightening up from fear.

Kathy announces that her punk ass is opening up a restaurant and the reason she is having this Goddess Party is to prostitute her new restaurant venture. After Kathy says this shit Teresa jumps in and says “we’re opening a restaurant too!” .  Well Teresa was not exactly lying, but she didn’t use the correct words, what she meant was ‘Barney Devito is working at the pizza parlor for minimum wage and tips’ see to Teresa that’s the same shit as opening up a restaurant because that’s what Barney Devito told her. Then, for some reason Teresa started showing her teeth and barking at Melissa and in a desperate attempt to change the mood Kathy calls in the reinforcements and a belly dancer shows up (so the bitches will stop fighting).

Melissa ends up  getting turned on because as y’all know she is a closet carpet gangster. Teresa is disgusted.

So to wrap it up we get to visit with Jacqueline and her Ass-Holey drama. AGAIN! And although Jacqueline did all that crying and whining and bitching about Ass-Holey being an ungrateful disrespectful asshole who ruined her life and has another fight on camera with Ass-Holey in front of her young sons about babysitting and dad Chris kicks her ass out and tells her to go live in a van down by the river she leaves alright, but thanks to a mysterious parent that helps her in the moving out process because I’m not buying the bullshit that’s coming up next since I KNOW she must of gotten some financial help to NOT end up homeless.

Jacqueline and Ashley fight some more and Ashley gets kicked out of her mother’s house on a cold winter night. Finally. This is the van down by the river she now lives at:

My guess is that bio-dad and dad Chris both pitched in to get Ass-Holey far away from everyone.

Here’s the kitchen where she will be serving the margaritas and blazing the knife hits:

Here is the pool where Ashely will have her drinking buddies over and one of them is sure to puke in the pool forcing Ashley to pay a citation to the HOA. That’s my crystal ball prediction.

I bet it was easier to pay for Ashley’s condo than it was to deal with her shit in New Jersey.

She is LA’s problem now! OH SHIT THAT’S HERE!! OH NOOO!!!

Earlier we found out that Ass-Holey was fired from her graphic artist gig and she gets in every one’s nerves yada, yada, yada. But that’s okay thought Ass-Holey has back ups maybe bio-dad can pull an arson skeam or two so that he can get his little mouthy Ass-Holey an apartment in Cali and Ashley can tell everyone she bought it.Then she gets more rewarded for bad behaviour and  starts an internship with Buzznet , she also plans to start a website selling chia pets, jack-off machines or some bull shit, oh yeah and write a book about how to make your parents buy you cars and apartments while you whine that everyone hates you.

If she keeps complaining about her parents and everyone hating her and how hard it is to be her, then she really needs to be let outside the private gates of that apartment building into the jungle of LA to see what is like. That girl is lucky I doubt that she would ever have to resort to being a porn ho’ so she better be grateful and kiss the ground her four pushover parents walk on everyday and leave them alone so they can  all have their adult orgy.

By the way thanks to my readers who send me the link on the Ashley gossip and pictures sorry for not posting earlier.

Back in 2009 Teresa and Barney Devito had to file for bankruptcy to the tune of 11 million dollars, but just recently the bankruptcy trustees in charge of handling their case are accusing Teresa and Barney Devito of intentionally withholding assets including a business account and a 250 thousand dollar advance on Teresa’s cook book Skinny Italian.  According to an article by Life & Style Magazine, Teresa is facing up to 6 months jail time for what looks like intentionally waiting until after the bankruptcy was filed to sign her book contract:

Giudice, 39, and her husband Giuseppe ‘Joe’ Giudice, 40, filed for bankruptcy in 2009, claiming over $11 million in debt. A year later, their bankruptcy trustees alleged that Teresa knowningly withheld assets, including a $250,000 advance for her best-selling cookbook, ‘Skinny Italian’, as well as a business bank account. Withholding this information could land Teresa in jail for a minimum of six months, and a maximum of one year. 

 Sources close to the family say that the former Teresa Gorga had her book contract a week before the bankruptcy filing, but waited until a month later to sign it. New Jersey lawyer Eric Lubin, who isn’t involved with the case says: “It seems as though she was avoiding signing the contract so that the money would come to her after the bankruptcy petition was filed. How could anyone forget that they have $250,000 coming to them?” In a bankruptcy, everything the debtor owns before the filing goes toward paying off debts. Anything earned after filing, the debtor can keep.

Teresa Giuduce, who appears on the Real Housewives of New Jersey with her brother Joe Gorga and sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, insists that any omissions were ‘accidental’. Legal experts say Teresa is living on borrowed time. She and Joe Giudice were originally due to appear in court to face allegations of bankruptcy fraud on July 14, 2011, but the proceedings have been postponed, possibly to give her more time with her family before heading off to jail. Teresa tells Life & Style: “I have no fears. Hopefully everything is going to be good.”

And now on to Ashley’s dad ordeal. It was reported during the weekend that Ashley’s dad John Madison Holmes AKA Matt Holmes and his hottie wife Jodi, were arrested last Thursday for intentionally setting their two-story home on fire in order to collect a $429,000 hefty insurance check that the two later used to rebuild their home and pay for plastic surgery and a 40 thousand dollar ring for his wife Jodi Holmes. A insider came forward and ratted the couple out, the “witness” stated that Matt started the fire by pouring kerosene and gasoline in three of the rooms.

Here is the original article:

PARKER COUNTY — A Saginaw man, John Madison Holmes, 39, was arrested Thursday and has been charged with arson, insurance fraud and money laundering in connection with a suspected March 12 arson..

His wife, Jodi Sue Holmes, 36, was arrested Friday on a charge of money laundering, as well.

Soon after the fire that destroyed the couple’s two-story house at 1450 Veal Station Road that was undergoing remodel work, Holmes told Parker County Fire Marshal’s Investigator Ken Dabbs he had been at the house dropping off supplies for contractors 30 to 45 minutes before firefighters were called out to the blaze, according to court records.

“A credible witness” recently came forward and said John Holmes started the fire in three rooms of the house using kerosene and gasoline, according to Dabbs, who already believed the fire to be intentionally set after finding no electrical shorts or other reasonable cause.

Holmes and his wife received $429,000 in insurance money, Dabbs said.

The complaint filed by Dabbs alleges Jodi Holmes knew about the arson and used the proceeds to make purchases, including plastic surgery and a $40,000 diamond ring.

As of Friday, investigators have no indication the couple has ever been involved in anything like the suspected arson and neither has ever been arrested, according to Dabbs.

However, the investigation is ongoing and they are working in cooperation with the Parker County Sheriff’s Office, the Parker County Special Crimes Unit, the Parker County Fugitive Apprehension Strike Team and the FBI, Dabbs said.

John Holmes was released on $225,000 bond and his wife was released on $75,000 bond Friday afternoon

I knew that Ashley’s daddy and step-mom were verifiable shady assess and that makes them qualify to join the Real Housewives Side Show. I wonder if Bravo camera circus is going to follow everyone into the jail house and will change the name of the show to Real House Skanks Of The County Jail Starring Teresa Giudice Jail Bitch.