Even though these assholes are not parading their shenanigans on the Real Housewives Wreckage anymore, they still found a way to stay in the news and entertain us with the never ending Circus De Salami.
The Salahi/Salami drama is an ongoing gift that keeps on giving. Ever since Michaele left broke ass Tareq for guitarist Neal Schon all the dirty laundry and bullshit lies that we suspected these two fucktards of, has been coming out to be aired, with dirty chones to be auctioned online and everything!
Back when these two turds were together and they had their busted Bonnie and Clyde relationshit going on, they would both cover up for each other’s schemes and bullshit stories. Tareq was happily standing by Skeletor’s side and backing her up with all her lies, including that heap of horse shit she tried to sell people about how her Crypt Keeper bony ass was a Redskins Cheerleader and failed to convince us when she crawled throught the air conditioning vent and snuck into the Redskins Cheerleader reunion uninvited, and on top of that her scary bony ass didn’t even know any of the cheers and none of the women there seemed to know who the fuck this crazy bitch was either. This skank also tried to bullshit people into believing her rotted corpse was a Victoria Secret’s model aaand the best lie of them all, was the one that she claims she had MS.
So now that she left Tareq high and dry HE is finally admitting that all these claims this bitch was telling people where bullshit, but then again we all knew that. What is more hilarious is that Skeletor is also throwing her arrows and saying that Tareq was an abusive psycho ass that would threaten her with dungeon tortures for being home after her curfew.
Tareq has also been reported of profiting over 100k from this public messy escandaloso divorce and he even admitted it! According to Huffington Post an insider spilled out Tareq’s secret plan for his scheme to milk money out of this bitch, “Tareq emailed me days after Michaele left saying Neal was going to suffer huge from this financially and that we needed to figure out how to make millions off of [the split],” and adds that Tareq was a controling lunatic “Tareq was the controlling and the calculating one. Everyone close to Michaele is very happy she got away from him.”And he wouldn’t let Michaele handle her own life ”When they were together, Michaele was not allowed to handle any of her own business dealings,” Since Michaele left his ass he lost his paycheck and is willing to whore out this divorce, “Tareq would do anything for money, and now that Michaele is gone, he lost his paycheck and is desperate. Tareq put his own divorce documents in the press just so he could comment for money.”
But Tareq insist these allegations are bullshit.
“I don’t know how anyone can profit from a divorce,” Tareq tells HuffPost. “Michaele destroyed us, and the truth is she is selling interviews which, in fact, will be proved once all the emails and texts are subpoenaed. I can’t wait for the jury trial and to close this painful chapter in my life.”
I honestly wonder if all these fucktards are in on this to bank on it!
Tareq Salahi was left broken hearted after Michaele jumped on the Journey bus , but then he farted out an amazing revenge idea involving Michaele’s funky ass belongings she left behind. Tareq recently auctioned off all of Skeletor-Ass-Michaele shit such as furniture, bed linen, clothes, dirty panties over 50 bathrobes she stole from hotels across the nation and of course her wedding ring. From TMZ:
The laundry list of Michaele-inspired items will hit the auction block this Saturday on a website called 9021go.com — and Tareq tells TMZ, he hopes selling it all off “will help bring closure to this ridiculous situation I am in.”
As for how Michaele amassed such an expansive collection of bathrobes — Tareq tells us, “As soon as we arrived [at the hotels], Michaele would call housekeeping and demand a bath gown saying that there was one missing. So when we checked out we would not be charged for taking it.”
Tareq adds, “Looking back I know realize this is indicative of our relationship together, full of deceit, lies … and bathrobes.”
Some other items to hit the block — bed linen, clothes, furniture, and two original sculptures with a combined value of $3.3 million. And it’s all going to benefit charity. Everybody wins!
Unfortunately soon after Tareq came up with his incredible revenge idea he was slapped with a $4,395.05 tax lien by the IRS of course for taxes that he hasn’t paid since 2008.
Meanwhile his “groupie-slut” ex-wife has been living the life getting serenade by Neal on her birthday last week . She may not even need money famewhoring herself out these days since she turned down an recent offer for an interview last week when Michaele Salahi was invited to meet actress and comedian Savvy Brown in order to get punked, for entertainment purposes, but canceled at the last minute because she thinks everyone hates her (BOO HOO!!). Maybe she didn’t need the money? I don’t know?
Thanks to my reader Nikki for the inside gossip. Sorry I posted this late!
Remember back in the day when Michaele and Tareq were together her and Tareq were a party crashing, con-artist, masters of shadyness team. But now the bitch is gona come out and tell everyone that she was just going along with Tareq’s genius plans of jumping a fence at the White House and she was just an innocent bystander I bet that’s what she is going to say if anyone asks her. Watch she is going to blame it all on Tareq and his controlling evil villain ways.
Back when that booooring Real Housewives Of DC season that we never should mention EVER happened. Sight! That chick that just recently interviewed Michaele and her new fucktoy Neal Schon send me that book about the Salami’s bullshit Cirque De Salahi (when Michaele was still with Tareq jumping White House parties and shit) somewhere in the back of my short-term-memory, self-induced ass, I suddenly remember that woman’s name Diane Dimond, but the truth is I get so many fucking emails from different reporters and people that send me links that I can’t keep up because this blog is not my full time job. At least for now it’s not. So I didn’t even put two and two together at first then I remembered SHE was the one that send me that book and then I never had the time to read it because it was around the time that I had some family shit going on and I didn’t even recap the boring RHODC (thank God!). But now that Michaele bailed on Tareq I think I’m going back to pay that book a visit and see what this bitch says now about all the claims she made in that book, but for now I want to talk about this interview this crazy ass bitch and her new boyfriend gave Diane Dimond of the Daily Sexy Beast.
Neal Schon told Diane Dimond that his affair with Michaele“It’s like a fairy tale. It is, it really is,” yep, like a dysfunctional, cheaters dream romance. Michaele gives her reason for marrying pudgy ass Pillsburry Doughboy and not midge-musician bad boy “I chose Tareq over Neal because I thought life would be less stressful living on a vineyard in Virginia. Life on the road with a rock band … well, I thought I might not have been able to keep up.”
Michaele insists she has MS and she figured it would be easier and stable plus more plush to be with Pillsburry since he lived in a winery and not on the road with a Rock star eating fast food and drinking bong water with whiskey for breakfast. Yeah, whatever bitch! You know she only stayed with Tareq because Neal was probably younger and banging hotter ass back then, so he sort of dumped her ass and Pudgy was lonely and available plus she figured she can blame not working on her imaginary MS disease and sponge off that aging Teletuby looking motherfucker, meanwhile she kept banging Rock star dude on the side. But suddenly when Pillsburry’s winery dried up like his old balls Pudgy became controlling and unbearable and Michaele jumped on the Journey band wagon because suddenly not only was she NOT in love with Tareq anymore, but also her MS suddenly got healed (Halleluiah!) and left Tuby ass to deal with the bankruptcy winery and dead dog, while she didn’t give two shits about forfeiting her marriage because Tuby was one dried prune away from being homeless anyways so she said see ya’. That’s what I believe happened.
“Neal was like, ‘Are we going to do this forever?’ And I said, ‘No, we’re not,’” Michaele said of the moment she realized it was time to make another life decision. “I began to see he really loved me. I had to begin to feel it completely–in my soul.” That was when she knew she would leave her husband.
Yeah, I bet! She figured, shit I better leave with Rock star while he still thinks I’m fuckable. Plus the bitch just bravely cut her loses since she left with the clothes on her back according to Rumor Fix.
Somehow Michaele would always manage to pull the veil over her husband’s eyes and carried on this secret affair with Neal, she even had someone sneak her devices that she somehow hid in her bony culo so her controlling husband Tareq wouldn’t find out.
So how did they ultimately come together just 10 days after they saw each other backstage at a Journey concert in Bristow, Va.? The couple now admits they had been communicating via text “for a while” over a device a friend had sneaked to Michaele so the controlling Tareq wouldn’t find out she had a pipeline to the outside world. (Repeated e-mails and calls to Tareq Salahi for comment for this story have gone unanswered.)
Michaele was letting Neal pork on her bony-ass right in front of Tareq who even went with Michaele to see Journey concerts compliments of Journey. WOW you mean they didn’t sneak in through a vent? That’s a first! And Tareq’s dumb-ass even showed up with a camera and filmed Michaele and her friend kissing on Neal (and they all probly had a threesome when Pudgy passed out!)
Neal sent complimentary tickets and backstage passes to the Salahis to come to the Labor Day weekend concert being held just 20 miles east of their home in Linden, Va. The ever-sociable Tareq showed up backstage with a video camera, Michaele, and Michaele’s friend Irina. He urged the women to surround Neal and kiss him, “Ahhh. There you go … hugs and kisses for Neal!!! Rock on, Journey!” Tareq is heard cooing in the background. (Tareq would later supply that video and other materials to the gossip website TMZ in an effort to humiliate his wife.)
Neal brags that Michaele took off her wedding ring right in front of her unsuspecting husband who lost the bitch from her leash for a minute while she snucked in Neal’s dressing room for a quickie.
Tareq had no way of knowing exactly what had happened just moments earlier in Schon’s dressing room. But if he did have an inkling of his wife’s behavior that night, he chose to put on a happy public face.
“What happened was … she takes off her wedding ring, OK, right in front of Tareq—takes it off,” Neal told The Daily Beast, sounding astonished. “And then she proceeds to come into my dressing room where I’m sitting down. I have tennis shoes on and she’s, like, nine feet tall over me.”
Neal’s voice took on a joyful tone as he told the story, and I could hear Michaele giggling in the background. He continued: “And she looks down at me like she’s standing on stilts and says, “I love YOU. And, that’s never gonna change. And when that happened I said, ‘Get over here! This has taken 15 years!’”
In retelling their story on the phone these not-too-young lovers sounded like teenagers who had just gotten the keys to Dad’s car. They were finally together and nothing else mattered.
Neal almost convinced Michaele to join him on his tour bus but she didn’t want to do that because it would publicly humiliate her husband Tareq.
The night of the concert, Sept. 4, Neal urged Michaele to get on the tour bus with him. “I was pretty close to doing it,” Michaele said. “But then I thought, No, that’s not who I am. That would be public humiliation for Tareq.” She explained to Neal that she had obligations and things to wrap up over the next few weeks but she told him that night: “We will be together. I promise.” She went home with her husband that night.
So she decided to humiliate him later instead.
Nine days later, Michaele says she realized she couldn’t stay. “I didn’t want to hurt anyone, but I realized I was hurting myself.” And, according to Michaele, “Tareq was too controlling.” Neal jumped in to elaborate. “He says, ‘Don’t go out of the house, you can’t have any money, I took all the money, you don’t have a telephone, you can’t drive’—plus, there are cameras in every room!” (After spending considerable research time in the Salahi house in mid-2010, I can confirm it contains a sophisticated surveillance system.)
Tareq became too unbearable and controlling for Michaele conveniently before the big winery auction and yard sale and also right before her and Tareq had to pack up their last belongigns to go camp out and live in Lafayette Park right across the street from the White House with the other homeless folks.
Last Tuesday, Tareq left home to go to the family’s nearby Oasis Vineyard to ready things for an upcoming bankruptcy auction that was held this past weekend. He did not know that Michaele and Neal had been texting back and forth.
Soo,Neal and his crew decided to break Michaele out and the plan was set.
“Michaele come, I don’t want to wait anymore,” Schon wrote. Michaele agreed, and told The Daily Beast, “I was going crazy. Because when you want to be with someone that bad, you start to go crazy. He sent someone to come get me. I got on a plane by myself and I just went. I just walked away from everything.”
Michaele cut all her losses. Not that Tareq is worth anything. And got on the plane with the clothes on her back and left.
Having known Michaele Salahi for two years now, after having had intimate talks with her about the state of her marriage, the very fact that she was able to get on a plane by herself–taking no luggage with her–must have been a monumental achievement. Tareq had convinced her over the years that they must always be together in case her MS symptoms flared and made her weak. According to Michaele, he also dwelled on death threats they had received after the White House scandal and warned she must never be without him. Michaele says she was cowed into believing she couldn’t do anything alone.
As lovey-dovey as they are on the telephone, the harsh reality is that both Neal and Michaele are entangled, and it could get ugly as they try to wrestle free of their pasts.
Neal was married to some other chick, but he feels he doesn’t need to talk about her or bring her up since she is not important anyways and he was only married to her for like what? Two months? That’s like two days in rock star time.
Schon refused to talk about his companion of the last two years, Ava Fabian, a former Playboy centerfold (August 1986), model, and actress who has among her credits the soft-porn series entitled Erotic Confessions. It is unclear whether a reported marriage between the two—said to have taken place just two months ago in Paris—was a legally binding event. One source close to the band who attended the ceremony called it, “One of those humanistic unions. You know, a friendship-type thing staged in a park.” This source also revealed Ava left the band’s tour in Pittsburgh weeks before Michaele came on the scene. Ava was allegedly sent away for being a disruptive presence. A second source close to the Playboy scene said the relationship between Ava and Neal was nearly always a “constant argument.” (Repeated calls and emails to try to reach Ava Fabian directly for comment were unsuccessful.)
Neal reminded Diane that in the book she wrote for the Salami’s Cirque Du Salahi she wrote about how Skeletor Michaele had to choose between him and Tareq and Tareq won now he is telling her she needs to rewrite the book because he won.
When I first located Neal and Michaele, after the “kidnapping” reports surfaced, Neal laughed into the phone. “Hey, you wrote in your book she had to choose between us—and that Tareq won. Guess you’ll have to rewrite that book now—because I won!”
After all this public circus exploded and Tareq was butt-hurt I am happy to report he is not taking the Russell way out instead he went on a rampage of exposing his ex-wife’s cheating shenanigans and he went out with some hot porn queen. So he is doing fine licking his wounds while catching some venereal diseases as well to keep his mind off his heartbreak.
And to gross you all out here is Michaele and Neal sucking face:
She is now wearing all black because according to Rumor Fix she left Tareq with the clothes on her back and Neal bought her a whole new black wardrobe.
During the time Michaele Salahi was still living with her soon to be ex-husband Tareq Salahi; their dog Rio had a heart attack. Supposedly after Michaele ran away with the band her dog got so depressed because of her departure that it ended up eventually dying, and now Tareq is accusing Michaele of killing the dog. This doesn’t even faze Michaele who is out having a good time shacking up with new boy friend Neal Schon.
Tareq also came out and told TMZ how he is suspicious that his “groupie slut” wife was not only banging Neal Schon she was possibly clancking bones with another Guitar Hero Steve Tyler seen here in a vintage photo of him and Michaele once upon a time when Michaele and Tareq snuck into an Aerosmith concert. According to Tareq Michaele disapeared for like an hour (with Steve Tyler) and came back with a pearl necklace and some backstage passes.
Maybe that wasn’t even Steve Tyler maybe that was Lynne Curtains from Real Housewives Of OC who was a stand in for Steve that night.
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