Bravo is getting impatient and not happy with Cuntmille Grammer since she decided to calm it down on the psycho-bitch, stunts she pulled last season, because her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer decided to file for sole custody of their 2 children.

Producers have pulled this bitch to the side and given her a little threatening talk to amp up the crazy or get axed. A source told the NYPost : “Producers have told Camille she has to start being more interesting and causing more drama.” The source added that this season Cuntmille Grammer ‘s performance is “really boring,” and “subdued”.

According to Perez Hilton : “Kelsey is angry that she didn’t walk away from the marriage without a fight. Kelsey is used to getting what he wants, when he wants it. He is incredibly rich and powerful and doesn’t like being told no. But after years of being in his shadow Camille has had enough. When it comes to her children she will fight for what’s best for them”

Kelsey apparently wants to move the children across the country to live with him and his new ho’ in Chicago: “The children have routines, school, friends and are surrounded by people they know and love. To move them across the country to spend time with their dad and his new wife, whom they hardly know, and nannies while their father is working makes no sense at all.”

Camille is upset and says that : “Kelsey is being insensitive to our children.” She also states that the children do not want to move to Chicago with their father and new stepmother.

Another source told NYPost: “She is caught in a real dilemma,” and added. “She wants the attention. But she’s not stupid. She’s not going to throw away $50 million for some stupid show. She is not going to act crazy and allow Kelsey to use that to argue for full custody of the kids.”

While Cuntmille was thinking on the 50 million ways to transform her face with crazy plastic surgery gonne wrong into resembling Elsa Patton’s scary mug from the Miami Housewives. Kelsey and Kayte were having their happy nuptials . And even thought Kayte  is gonna have to suck on old balls with gray pubes she is happy that she is never going to have to work ever again in her life. AMEN! 

And in the end when Kelsey kicks her to the curb for a bitch thats 50 years his junior (because you know he is gonna go for younger as he gets older!) Kayte will afford a yatch full of  young giggolos in their 20′s, the type that don’t need viagra and that will dance for her and rub her with suntan lotion and take turns playing sandwich with her beef jerkied ass.

Because by the time Kelsey is done fucking her, she is gonna look like Camille’s twin so she will have to pay young guys to do her. But for now she is just gonna have to pretent Kelsey is some young hot dude while she closes her eyes and he is on top of her. It’s gonna be hard, since I bet Kelsey smells like Bengay and grandpa Simpson. To help cope with that horrible chore, she can start looking for her own Nick the Sancho Dick while she still looks young.

On the eve of her now ex-husband’s wedding, Cuntmille Grammer spend the evening with the other house ho’s at Lisa VanderDump’s restaurant celebrating a friends birthday.

Surprisingly Kyle Richards was there too even though cameras are no longer shooting . In a recent interview to Radaronline Cuntmille Grammer says she wishes Kelsey and Kayte well.

Ya’ bitches all know damn well that, not long after that interview was over with and she had gone home she was pulling out the voodoo dolls and calling her friend Allison Dubois who was nice and drunk off her ass,  ready to  teach Cuntmille how to cornhole stab those dolls  in the most painful places possible. Because hater Cuntmille even went as far as saying publicly that when Kelsey’s new ho’ was knocked up and lost the baby  last year, that it was their bad Karma or something lame to that effect .So you know she is just wishing them well, to not look like the real hater asshole that she is. Here is the original article from Radaronline:

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer breaks her silence exclusively to RadarOnline.com on the wedding between her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer and girlfriend Kayte Walsh, saying “I feel like I’m losing my best friend.”

Calling it “bittersweet”, Camille told us: “Kelsey and I spent 14 years together and built a great life for ourselves. We have two children, and they mean the world to me.”

Camille, 42, spent Thursday night — the eve of her ex-hubby’s wedding with fellow RHOBH cast mates Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards and friends Rick and Kathy Hilton. The group celebrated a friend’s birthday at the hottest restaurant in Beverly Hills, Villa Blanca, which Vanderpump owns.

“I do wish him well and I’ll miss him,” Camille told us. “We spent many great years together and we’ve been through a lot. But at the end of the day, he’s made his decision and I’ll be fine. I’ve got a great support group, real and true friends and I’m moving forward with my life. I was sad and wanted to make things work but I’m completely fine now. I’m moving on.”

In fact, it appears Kelsey was the last thing on her mind. Camille was the toast-of-the-town, looking stunning in her form fitting red dress with matching Christian Louboutin heels.

“I’m just enjoying tonight and celebrating Kyle’s manager’s birthday,” Camille says. “It’s always good to be out and hang with the girls. They’ve showed me support through this very difficult time.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kelsey, 56, is saying his ‘I do’s’ for the fourth time to Walsh on Friday, who’s 26 years his junior.

While Camille wishes Kelsey much happiness and success, she says she has more important things on which to focus.

“My children are most important to me,” Camille says. “I’m a mother and I adore my children. I live for them.”

Kelsey Grammer and his current young squeeze Kayte Walsh got married earlier today in a lovely ceremony in a Broadway theater, while Camille Grammer took to flinging her own irritable bowel squirts in anger. Because previously before these lovely nuptials went down and while the marriage was being disolved in a court room. This miserable ho’ asked the judge not to grant Kelsey’s request for a quickie divorce .

However, Cuntmille quickly and happily got over that shit and started doing the happy squirts dance when she realized she won the 50 million dollar gold digger lottery and will be buying  gold platted toilet paper for her irritable squirt smeared  bony butt cheeks and Nick The Sancho Dick’s by the dozen to wipe her ass with that expensive toilet paper she can now afford.

Here is the original article from TV Guide:

Kelsey Grammer and Kayte WalshKelsey Grammer married girlfriend Kayte Walsh on Friday, US Magazine reports.

The 56-year-old Frasier star married his 29-year-old fiancé at New York City’s Longacre Theater, where Grammer just finished his run in the Broadway musical La Cage Aux Folles.

Camille and Kelsey Grammer’s divorce finalized

Missing from the festivities was ex-wife Camille Grammer. Divorce papers were filed in a Los Angeles court on Feb. 10. Camille had previously asked the judge to deny Kelsey’s request to dissolve the couple’s marriage.

This is the second wedding for the Grammer family this month. Greek star Spencer Grammer married in New York City just one day after her father’s divorce was finalized.

This is the fourth marriage for Kelsey, and the first for Walsh.

Hollywood Life also had some good inside gossip on the nuptials and the reception. Plus remember how Cuntmille was supposedly invited to the wedding , it now came out that  she was not invited after all and don’t give a rat’s ass about it either. Well no shit!

And check this picture out below where Kelsey and Kayte were pictured at the airport. This bitch looks like she don’t want to give grandpa any tongue:

I hope  this bitch  Kayte put on a good act today and at least pretended to like tongue kissing Kelsey. Because she needs to earn her future divorce settlement. I wonder if Kelsey takes out his dentures and dresses up in drag for his new ho’ while they role play before sex.

According to a so called insider  the housewife who may not be coming back is Kim Richards, as stated on the previous post. The same insider reveals that the reason Kim may not be coming back, is because of her personal ejem, alcoholic problems. And that Kim is a hardcore closet drunk who misses events  and social things she has to be at. 

This  Chankla Face insider also spills some shit about Camille Grammer and states that Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome wants everybody to feel sorry for her over the divorce. Here is the original article:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills chicks may be on hiatus, but just because the cameras have stopped rolling doesn’t mean the drama is taking a break. Far from it!

Just got word that one housewife is most likely opting out of season two due to some serious personal issues.

Any guesses as to who it might be?

..Kim Richards.

You thought we were going to say Camille Grammer, didn’t you?

“Camille is coming back; she just wants the public to feel sorry for her a little longer because of the whole Kelsey [Grammer] thing, so she’s not announcing it yet,” dishes our Bravo insider .But apparently Kim isn’t so eager.

“It’s 99 percent certain that she won’t do season two,” explains our source.

RHOBH fans know full well that the season finale had some serious tension between Kim and her sister Kyle Richards.

“There is so much more going on than what was shown on TV,” blabs our RHOBH insider. “There was a lot of tension building up over the years, they have a complicated relationship.”

Even though Kim refused to discuss her possible alcohol problems on the reunion show a few weeks ago, concerned friends aren’t so quiet.

“It’s a problem. She just won’t show up to events or functions she is supposed to be at, and no one can get a hold of her,” spills our insider. “It’s really affecting her relationships to those closest to her.”

Wonder if that’s why she was MIA from her Ellen appearance?

..Remember, Kim has never admitted that she has a drinking problem, but it was portrayed during this season that it might be an issue.

As for how her relationship is with Kyle, we’re told they are working on it.

“Kim, Kathy [Hilton] and Kyle all love each other, but their dynamic is complicated,” insists our source.

Another sign that Kim may not be returning?

We hear LeAnn Rimes’ nemesis Brandi Glanville is close to inking her deal for season two

Remember, Brandi was married to Eddie Cibrian before LeAnn and Eddie hooked up (and, well, during), and she’s also besties with Cedric Martinez.

You know, Lisa Vanderpump’s not-so-permanent houseguest ?

We’ve reached out to Kim and Bravo for comment, but have yet to hear back.

Are you sad to see Kim possibly go? Or do you want her to stay? Sound off below

It was reported on another blog earlier today that, since  Kim Richards will be exiting Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Denise Richards may be interested in that spot. (I just realized they both have the same last name!) 

Why is Denise Richards that desperate to get negative attention? Is it because her last show It’s Complicated  ended?

 Doesn’t she read these blogs and all the clowning around, among bloggers and commenters who let loose on all of those Real House Sluts just like a bunch of 5 year olds on a sugar buzz at a pinata party holding a baseball bat?!

She is either brave , masochistic, Attention Whore Personality Disorder sufferer or dumb. Oh well who gives a shit. Since Cuntmille announced she is coming back for a next season, maybe this new bitch can be Cuntmille’s new object of hatred. And ya’ all know Cuntmille is gonna be hating this bitch ’cause Denise looks waaaay better than Lady KaKa! Plus Denise may be getting into some bitch slap matches with Cuntie. Sounds like fun!

Here is the cheese that was posted on that:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast could be losing one Richards but gaining another next season. 
 
 While Kim Richards is reportedly unlikely to return to Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for its second season, Denise Richards is onboard and would love to be considered as a new addition to the cast.

“Heck yeah I would! It’s one of my favorite shows!” the former Denise Richards: It’s Complicated star and eighth-season Dancing with the Stars participant told Us Weekly on Wednesday. 
  The 40-year-old ex-wife of troubled actor Charlie Sheen has already even picked out which existing cast members she seemingly would get along with the best.

“I have two,” Richards told Us. “I love Lisa [Vanderpump] and Kyle [Richards].”

Richards has two daughters with Sheen — six-year-old Sam and five-year-old Lola. Both girls appeared on her It’s Complicated reality series, which followed her daily life and aired on E! in 2008 and 2009, despite Sheen’s objections. 

After the judge granted the divorce last week for Cuntmille and now ex-husband Kelsey Grammer, he is free to marry his new younger Camille replacement Kayte Walsh. On another blog it was reported that Kelsey invited Cuntmille to his wedding! Of course that bitch is not gonna go . But then again who really would go to an ex-’s wedding.

Here is the original article:

Today in Camille Grammer revelations, we learn that the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” blond will, um, not be attending ex-husband Kelsey Grammer‘s upcoming wedding.

Perhaps revelation wasn’t the perfect word, but it’s true nonetheless.

“I don’t want to be involved with the wedding, not at all,” Grammer told People. “But I don’t begrudge him his happiness.”

Grammer will instead spend time with her and Kelsey’s daughter, Mason. The reality star isn’t purposely keeping her little one from Dad’s nuptials: Mason has a talent show the same day that she’s been hard at work on.

“I told her, ‘Mason, you can go. Please, if you want to go to your daddy’s wedding, please do,’ and she said, ‘No, Mommy. I want to go to my talent show,’ ” she said.

Mason’s mom has some talents of her own — Grammer, maiden name Donatacci, will appear on the CBS comedy “$#*! My Dad Says” alongside William Shatner on Thursday, lampooning herself from her much-discussed Bravo series.

“I was terrified going on the set … I felt intimidated, but I did my table read and … I got some laughs, so that’s a good thing,” she said of the experience.

Will you watch Camille? Thoughts on her plans for Kelsey’s wedding? Tell us in comments.

The real reason Kelsey really wanted Cuntmille at the wedding, was so that he can do this with Kayte in front of her:

But don’t worry I’m sure Kelsey won’t forget Cuntmille when it comes to sending pictures. I’m know when him and Kayte go on their honeymoon he will send Cuntmille plenty of hot shots of him and Kayte making out at the beach just like this pic below:

All you ladies under 40 how much would you charge him to rub oil on you like that?

Thanks to my reader 808wave for the divorce link last week!

We start with the part were it ended last time where Andy is asking Cuntmille if she thinks Kyle is jealous of her and she is not denying it , since she realized everyone on the blogs and  the Internet is calling her a delusional whore.

Cuntmille complaints to Andy that Kyle calls her delusional and right after that Kyle agrees that Cuntmille hears what she wants to hear . Therefore she is delusional. End of story.

Then Kim starts rambling on about the conversation of  that day of doom and Andy asks Kim if she believes Kyle is a bully .After a short pause that said it all, Kim nervously answers a fake ass ‘N-no, not normally’ and Kyle shoots her the’ I’m gonna kick your ass if you call me a bully look’. Of course since Cuntmille is sitting next to chicken head Kim and she hates Kyle she immediately disagrees with Kim and tells her “I’ve seen her bully you”.  Kim agrees with a nod and looks at Kyle nervously, because she knows later Kyle is gonna sit on her and fart  and will end up paying for that nod. Seriously that bitch is nervous.

For some reason Mrs. VanderDump jumps in and defends Kyle and disagrees with Lady KaKa on the bully comment.

Andy doesn’t let Cuntmille off the hook yet and reminds her of how she has complained of being a bullied victim. Then he asks her if she takes responsibility for anything wrong she’s done . She sour of takes responsibility when she states that she’s sorry she made comments about Mauricio being a womanizer but instead she turns it around and says it was originally her friend Linda Blair aka Allison DuBois that called Mauricio a cheater .  That’s kinda true except Cuntmille was there dumping gasoline on that fire since she made sure she made each margarita with a whole bottle of Patron and that Linda Blair guzzled like 17 of those .

Cuntmille decides to make a lame attempt at defending herself and says that she is a philanthropic humanitarian but the camera never shows that side of her . Andy says he remembers her bragging about doing kind things for people before and he smoothly reminds her that during that scene she compared herself to Jesus.  Cuntmille says she feels stupid about it . ‘Cause she is!

While Cuntmille was spewing that trail of bullshit out of her mouth. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. was sitting there shooting Cuntmille some dirty ass looks of disgust. Although Adrienne’s face is frozen her eyes said she wanted to really round house kick that heffa in the face.

Andy tells Cuntmille she came out with some rotted whoppers out of her ass, ’cause she’s a dumb bitch. Everyone agrees.

And now let’s talk about the Spoge Bob Gay Pet situation. We get to see a clip where Lisa says she is surprised that under all that dynamite is a tiny 2 inch penis. Really? So she was really sticking her fingers up his cornohole?

 Andy asks Mrs. VanderDump what happened between her and Cedric. Lisa states that she kept asking his punk ass to move out and Andy ads ‘since the first episode’ . Lisa agrees since his Sponge ass was living with them for over a year and is an asshole who is obviously just trying to ‘discretit’ her  and is a ‘lying, egotistical, narcissistic, vindictive, vile , piece of …’ crap.

Andy states that this freeloading Sponge lived with her and Ken for a year and nine months for free ‘and doesn’t contest that’.

Mrs. VandeDump tells Andy all the miserable shit that Sponge put her and Ken through. We also learned in the end Cedric was real nasty when asked one more time to move out and Kyle spills out Lisa had to file a police report on his punk ass, because he was blackmailing her and Ken.  No one was supposed to know but Lisa didn’t seem to mind that Kyle slipped since it is the truth.

They show a short interview with Cedric trashing Lisa and Ken and saying some shit about how the reason he ended up moving out was because the tension was building up and ends up blaming it on Lisa’s ego. While  I agree that the tension was building up from day one. I disagree it was due to Lisa’s ego alone , it was due to Cedric’s stupid ass not getting the hint that this was just a temporary situation and his punk ass was just wearing out his welcome when staying with these rich ancient bastards.

Cedric however insist that Lisa and Ken abused him and didn’t pay him shit to be Lisa’s pet, he states he was paid with puppies and flowers, (while I’m sure he was eating their food smoking their weed drinking their booze and driving their cars). Sponge Bob Gay Pet says that after Ken and Lisa had their fun with him, they kicked him to the curb. What were they using him as their gay sex Real Doll?. Lisa admits that all her friends warned her about this freeloader sponge ass and his evil ways. But Lisa like a kind dumb ass choose to ignore it and play sucker to Cedric’s bullshit stories . Which turns out it all was bullshit he was not abandoned and has family.

Andy wonders what life is like for Spongy outside of the comforts of the VanderDump Mansion. It seems Sponge Bob Gay pet is no longer someones Sponge Pet and is now a stray who has to sell his ass on the corner of Sunset and Vine so he can afford his ass waxing bill to do low budget gay porn flicks, in order to survive.

Chankla Face gets questioned on what’s up with her loveless marriage to her fugly ass huusband who can’t stand her. The the bitch still tries to cover it up with some lame ass bullshit excuse about how there was ‘inattentiveness on both parts’. Not to mention the fact that she blows a lot of money her and her husband don’t really have since it must be getting harder than hell to scam people specially now that this bitch is on a reality show and everyone saw Russell’s mug on TV. His ass must hate that trout lipped bitch even more now. Next were gonna hear that they’re getting a divorce . Watch.

Mrs. VanderDump says that Russell is a cold ass weird creep, serial killer type. And Chicken Head Kim says that Chankla walks in front of his ass and leaves him behind when they’re going somewhere. Then she offers to take him off Chankla’s hands cause she’s desperate even weirdo ass Russell will do. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. says Chankla lost respect for Russell ’cause of his little wiener. She shouldn’t talk. Didn’t she break her husbands nose when she punched him after he tried that penis enhancement procedure himself and failed miserable at it?

So then they bring the men in.  Mauricio, Ken, Russell and Paul are all present. Wasn’t that fucker Rusell more bald before? I bet hes been using his Rogaine.Andy is just happy to enjoy the eye candy that is Mauricio.

Andy reads a question by a reader that asks Dr. Frankenstein why he thinks Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. is always critical of him. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. warns her husband to be careful how he answers the question since he has to leave with her tonight and she will break his nose again if he doesn’t watch his big mouth. Gotta give that bitch credit for wearing the pants. Paul admits that he is into bickering and getting smacked around by his wife while she dominatrix his ass . So there you go he is into it. Then Dr. Frankenstein becomes Sex Doctor Frankenstein and says that you gotta get that sucker in an’ out and get it over with fast.

Then we find out everyone else did not sign a prenup. Except Adrienne and Paul. Cuntmille because she got lucky that Kelsey was thinking with his dick in his hand when he married her just like he is with his current wife now. The VanderDumps didn’t sign one because those didn’t exist back when they got married 150 years ago. And Kyle and Mauricio who knows maybe they’re too poor. And I am surprise Russell didn’t force Chankla to sign one. But I guess when yer a con-artist who gives a shit.

Andy asks Russell why he’s suck a dick to his wife and he blames it on the economy and children. Then we find out Chankla Face has nothing to worry about when it comes to Russell trading her in for a 20 year old because his old ass doesn’t have the energy for a 20 year old. For a 40 year old that looks way better than Chankla ever did maybe , but not for a 20 year old. So there you go.

We also found out that Mauricio’s hot ass gets send thousand of racy fotos of skanks that are willing to do the nasty with him while Kyle joins in. And that fucker smiles like a pig in shit! That’s the price Kyle pays for having displayed her hot ass flirty man on TV.

 I know nasty ass Cuntmille hit on his ass and he refused her in the past. But now a change of heart came over  Mauricio when he decided to give in to Cuntmille’s advances so that he can keep the real state paycheck coming. As we all see with their flirty behavior when they’re both blowing kissess at each other! And notice how Cuntmille makes her kiss all porned out and dramatic! Kyle must really be loving this! She’s gonna murder that blonde.

Rusell wants Mauricio to forward the skank pics to him and old grandpa Mr. VanderDump brags that he got a nakid pic of an 86 year old granny. He’s a funny old fart ain’t he? I like those bastards the VanderDumpsters they’re a fun couple!

Right after we find out the shenanigans that Cuntmille has Mauricio up to Andy moves on to ask Cuntmille whats up with her suspiciously sexual relationship with Nick the Sancho Dick.

 We get to see all the flirtation and innuendo touchy feely kissy chummy sick shit going on between Sancho and Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome whore . The only parts omitted were when Cuntmille and Sancho were getting it on and that’s only because it’s illegal to show raunchy sex on regular television. Specially bestiality. See this is why I don’t feel sorry for this skank and her huusband cheating on her, because either she was fooling around on him for reals or just as much as he was. And they’re most likely both guilty of cheating so how can we feel sorry for her.

 Then we see this little clip were this ho’ says ‘Kelsey is fine with me hanging around handsome Nick while he’s away’ and laughing wickedly. Yea, I bet he’s fine with you hanging around Nick while he’s away playing with Kayte!

I love how Miss Andy called out Lady KaKa on what an asshole she is when flirting with Dick in front of his wife. And the dumb bitch tries to play it off by smiling like its no big thing. Then she  slips by accident some shit about how after the wife watched the show all this flirting pissed off Nicks wife. Plus she felt stupid to allow this type of disrespect towards her after people  that saw the show  were asking her why she’s such a doormat  . I BET! 

 I wonder if  Cuntmille mentioned it on purpose, to show the world she can be a bitch and seduce another woman’s husband. After she makes this admission she  glosses over it by laughing like it’s no big deal. I bet some confrontations and yelling went on either between Cuntie and Nicks’ wife or Nicks’ wife and Nick or who knows but I bet some good shit went down when the cameras where not around.

Another reader sends in a question for Cuntmille about how inappropriate it is to kiss a married man on the lips plus lets Cuntmille know that this is the very reason women are catty to her.  Cuntmille can’t come up wit a good enough excuse but blames it on being Italian. RIIIGGHHHTTTT!!!! I don’t see the Manzo sisters or even Teresa kissing Jacqueline’s husband on the lips. Bitch better come up with better lies .

Andy asks of the housewives who would kiss their friends husband on the lips. Everyone says no. Mrs. VanderDump says she would molest Nick and Chankla Face admits she would stick her tongue down Kyle’s throat. Mauricio gets all excited. Sick bastard! LOL

Another question comes in from a viewer this time for Grandpa VanderDump about how he felt when Lisa announced to the world they only screw on Christmas and his birthday. The reader asks how did that make him feel? He responded that it made him feel terrible because Lisa was lying since they also have sex on Valentine’s day. That’s a lot of sex for a 250 year old grandpa like Mr. VanderDump. He has to save the few boners he gets for special occasions; he doesn’t want it to fall off by accident.

Then after some good laughs about Mr. and Mrs VanderDumps dumpy Christmas sex last Christmas the undesirable Sponge Bob Gay Pet topic comes up. Mr. VanderDump says he hates that bastard, because Cedric had the audacity to say that he hated Lisa and his children . Sponge Bob Gay Pet must be one ungrateful bastard after he lived the life of Riley off these rich kind senile folks . So what if Mr. VanderDump wanted him to wear a girl scouts outfit once in a while and sit on his lap? They’re were paying him good for it, those puppies and flowers cost money you know!

Kyle gets called out on being a bully to Kim again and Kyle just says that its who she is while Kim acts like the battered wife. Cuntmille has this look on her like she is planning on getting Kim on her side and I wound’s put it past her if she is coming back next season just to play the sisters against each other.

Kyle shows her guilt when she breaks down crying pretty much admitting she does bully her sister. I bet it is because when these bitches were growing up being ‘child actresses’ Kim was the pretty older blonde sister while Kyle was the tomboyish dark haired one that used to take shit from her mom and get compared to older sister. But now that they are older and the tables have turned Kyle is in a  better situation because she is the younger hotter sister that married a hot Latin lover, while Kim suffers from ‘has been child actress crazy cat lady who drinks in the closet syndrome’. But to a certain degree I think  both bitches  have ‘child actress has been syndrome’. No doubt.

We get to see a montage on all the Kim and Kyle fights up until the big limo fight were Kim appears hammered. Kyle tells Kim to fuck off for ever, plus the last episode were Kim is left crying in the limo alone. We also see the part were  Kim  spits out some shit about how Kyle stole Kims’ house. Andy probes Kim and Kyle about the inside problems. He specially probes Kim on her alcoholism problems. Kyle tells Andy it’s all private stuff or in other words none of your business and Kim pretty much tells Andy to quit pestering her with questions on, ‘That night” or about her closet alcoholism problems because everything is good between her and Kyle right now and she like to ‘KEEP IT THAT WAY!” .

All the other bitches form a cacoon of silence around Kim about her boozing problems too. Except Mrs. VanderDump because that bitch knows that Kim is an alkee and tells Andy to asks Kyle  about Kims’ drinking problems. When Mrs. VamderDump says that Kyle goes out of her way to protect Kim what she means is that Kyle covers up for the fact that what Kim really needs is to go to alcohol rehab. But Kyle of course does exactly what Mrs. VanderDump accuses her off by covering up for Kim and saying some shit like ‘I dont wanna talk about it!’ . Why do these people go on national TV if they don’t want to talk about their fucked up lives that they are displaying to us? WHY?

Notice after Mrs. VanderDump hints around Kim’s alcoholic problems Chankla follows and also hints around all this private mysterious hush hush we don’t talk about it booze addictions of Kim and says ‘ This a long history and you know,  there is I think a lot of scars, and we all understand a little bit about what that might mean…’ Blah blah  That means Kim’s being a heavy drinker a loooong time! Right after Chankla said this Miss Andy tells her she is a shit stirrer. Which she is!

Andy also does some shit stirring of his own so that Kim and Chankla get into it when Chankla is talking about how Kim’s attitude and personality that evening was due to ‘other factors at play’ and Andy says ’cause the bitch was drunk off her ass.

Miss Andy tells all the bitches to quit being so kind and that the big fat elephant in the room is bugging the shit out of him so he straight up asks Kim if she is a drunk. Kim straight up lies and denies. Then tells Andy in the nicest way ‘ I don’t want to talk about that night at all thank you.’ In other words shut the fuck up.

It seems that Kim and Kyle made up. At least for now.

Soon after that the heat gets turned up to high when Miss Andy brings up the dinner from hell and that so called psychic who really is a psycho bitch; who was the main feautured  2 headed dragon beast spitting out poisonous balls of fire getting on every bitches nerves. Even Mrs VanderDump wanted to break her margarita glass and cut that vile evil devil cock sucking bitch.

When Andy asks Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome what was going through her mind when this was going on she answers ‘ I was uncomfortable’ I call BULLSHIT! On that because we all saw damn well the bitch was enjoying every single minute of it!

Another reader question comes in and Cuntmille gets called out on getting that Dubois bitch drunk off her ass on purpose to stir all this shit because she knows Allison is a major asshole when she is drunk.

Mrs. VanderDump cant help herself and straight up tells Cuntmille that her friend Allison was ‘A nasty piece of work and she was looking for trouble”. DAMN RIGHT TELL HER MRS VANDERDUMP!

Miss Andy reads Cuntmille an email from a reader that questions Cuntmilles on being a hypocrite bitch who glosses over her own porn slut past by putting down Faye Resnick when she called her a morally corrupt ho’.

You can tell Andy wants to also bitch slap Cuntmille on her hypocrite bitchy ways that when he brings up her egging Faye Resnick on he even mocks Cuntmilles voice when he says to her ‘ Oh I know who you are you posed in Playboy!” . Homeboy wants to smack that ho’.  Stand in line Andy!

Cuntmille blames her shitty attitude towards Faye over some made up delusional,  fantasy she made up in her psycho head about how the other skank gave her a fake smile when Cuntmille introduced herself to her.

Cuntmille once again attacs Faye Resnick over being in Playboy and writing a book about her murdered friend. Kyle straight up jumps on her and tells her she doesn’t know Faye and should just shut the hell up, cause Cuntmillle ain’t no nun but instead is a porn skank also.

Cuntmille jumps on Kyle and calls her ‘tasteless’ for showing pictures of her porn days during the limo ride. Mrs. VanderDump once again speaks the truth and asks Cuntmille why the hell she keeps the porn skank and Playboy shoots she did hidden and  what the big deal is about her doing these  nudy patooty shoots and Cuntmille just shoots Mrs. VanderDump a dirty look cause she knows she is right.

Cuntmille continues on her campaign to say that this is all a set up for poor poor Cuntmille look at her poor poo poo face doesn’t she have a victim face? Kyle straight up tells that ho she don’t take no responsibility for any shit storms she creates but Cuntmille just sits there and lies . What else do you expect from this narcisistic bitch?

Right when Cuntmille is sitting there looking crazy going ‘ Its a set up’ ‘That’s a set up!’ . Kyle yells ‘ She thinks everything is a set up!’ and Cuntmille says to her ‘Oh stop it!’ I was thinking what the fuck? Right there with the cameras rolling she starts denying her crazy ramblings. Then she calls herself delusional and says that Kyle said she is  delusional  AND that Kyle called this  a ‘set up’. Yes a fucking ‘SET UP!’. Which is what she repeated in several previous ramblings a few minutes ago right in front of a camera crew . Not only is she delusional but also stupid. 

It was like talking to a crazy person . Oh wait it’s Cuntmille it was talking to a crazy person. I’m surprised that Miss Andy dind’t get up and punch that bitch in the face right after that ridiculous bullshit and I am proud at the control and restrain that Miss Andy showed during this bitches crazy moment of insanity .Instead Miss Andy kept it professional and spewed out the first thing he could think of  that could sorta keep it neutral ,   ’It’s a little bit of a standoff there!” 

Then Andy moved on to talk about that bitch that sleeps with Satan Allison Dubois . Once again we get to see the clips of that bitches disgusting attitude and again Mrs. VanderDump tells Cuntmille that the shit that Allison said about peoples children was sick all the other bitches agreed too, because that is sick beyond sick like I couldn’t believe it sick. And you could tell Cuntmille felt stupid but only because there was cameras there otherwise she wouldn’t give a rats ass and would still be sitting there making fun of peoples children going missing while she gets hammered with Allison.

Andy reads the number one question he got for Cuntmille about how her friend Allison who is a so called psychic sucks ass and why  didnt  she warn Cuntmille about Kelsey’s affair . Cuntmille actually and surprisingly admits that Allison was getting the readings confused, when she told Kyle that Mauricio is a scandalous ho’ of a husband. When it was really Kelsey being the scandalous ho’ and cheating on Cuntmille.

Andy asks the bitches if there is anything else they want to get off their chest about the dinner in New York. Cuntmille starts her shit again with Kyle but in the end only Mrs. VanderDump and Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. have no regrets the other bitches are regretful for looking like fools. And it seems like Cuntmille fake apologizes to Kyle  . But I think Cuntmilleneeds to shut the hell up. But  at least she faked apologized, plus she already got a lot off her chest since it appears to me that the real reason her chest is flaming red is because she got an allergic reaction to the wax they used last time she went in to have the pubic hairs from her chest removed. Mistery solved!

All of the sudden Bravo was announcing yesterday, a new tentacle to this monstrosity called Real Housewives Of Miami. Whose first season it’s supposed to be released, to replace the next season of  The Real Housewives of New York  whose turn it was to be hanging from the reality TV pinata tree.

A couple of these Miami skanks look just as over processed and plastic as the bitches from Beverly Hills and a couple of them look younger .  Rumor has it that Bravo may be replacing RHONY with these Miami lice bitches. Because after viewing footage from last season, the powers that be at Bravo decided that the New York ho’s were too boring and Bethenny Frankel refuses to come back to be a part of that 6 clown circus.

Even though announcements  for the February 15th  premiere of the next season of the Real Housewives of New York were running all over the network . Bravo decided at the last minute, that they were pushing the show  back to begin sometime in March or April. Looks like they didn’t even give a real set date either.

Yesterday Andy Cohen emailed all of the New York ho’s an email with a lame ass excuse that, they needed more time to edit the show and will be starting it later during the year. Meanwhile the new replacement Real House Skanks of Miami was going to premiere in their place. How convenient.

According to Ramona the email read “URGENT,”. See with urgency. And the bullshit ass reason Bravo gave those ho’s for starting the show later on was they needed  “more time to make the show as GREAT and as big a hit as possible.” Translation : ‘This shit is boring and it sucks ass. So we need more time to polish this boring turd and edit the beejeevez out of it, to see if we can find more drama to give the blood thirsty audience what they want. Or we may just clip the whole thing in the editing room and never bring it back”.

Andy also told those ho’s not to tweet about this crap until Bravo made a final decision. Then he wrote : “We decided yesterday that our best bet was to give ourselves a little breathing room,” and “I would rather get the show right than rush it to air.”

According to some secret source :’ They wanted the ladies to fight like cats and dogs, but they got along,”

The so called secret source also revealed that, those bitches are worried that they will get the boot from the show :”[But] they are now freaking out that they’ll get fired for being boring and replaced by more fiery women.”

Meanwhile the New York Bitches are in denial. Dumb and Dumber Alex and Simon tweeted about it even though they were told not to. Andy Cohen is also denying any rumors of the show being canceled.

There’s also some interesting rumors that air head Kim Richards and Queen of Psycho Bitches Camille Grammer may not be coming back to this airplane crashing on a train wreckrage. Yeah, I bet Kim can’t be there since she’s probably busy doing alcohol and drug rehab. But there are talks that Bravo may be hinting to Cuntmille to move to New York so she can transfer to become a Real House Skank of New York and stalk her ex husband and his new wife as an added bonus shenanigan!

Jill Zarin the other most hated House Skank of them all; also invited Cuntmille Grammer to go hang out with her and the skanks of New York.  (Possibly in desperation so they don’t ax the show).

Bravo also has some new psycho heffas in mind to replace Cuntmille and the other crazy alkee bitch Kim Richards. Apparently they want to bring out the bitch in Adrienne Maloof aka Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. Since they are trying to lure this rich skank who happens to be a Los Angeles Lakers exec. Jeanie Buss daughter of   team owner Dr. Jerry Buss and girlfriend of Lakers coach Phil Jackson. Adrienne Maloof’s family happens to own the rival team Sacramento Kings  . Great the producers are shooting for an all out old fashion basketball hooligan riot.

Sylvester Stallone’s wife Jennifer Flavin Stallone was also promised shinny new objects and harassed asked  to do the show. But Mr. Stallone must of watch this bitch circus and told her ass AWW HELL NO!

Sources NYPost and NYDailyNews Thanks to my reader Cydney on this gossip.

Here is the original report from Aceshowbiz:

There may be a couple of housewives ditching “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“, but producers are ready to replace them with more notable names. It was reported that Paris Hilton‘s aunt Kim Richards and Kelsey Grammer‘s ex-wife Camille Grammer might not return to the franchise, so the producers are building a safety net by talking to several powerful women.daily routine, including attending Lakers games. She would make an interesting addition because castmember Adrienne Maloof-Nassif’s family owns the rival Sacramento Kings.Sylvester Stallone‘s wife, Jennifer Flavin Stallone. A former model, Jennifer runs a beauty care products company and is mom to three young daughters. Unlike Jeanie who reportedly has been approached, Jennifer has not spoken with anyone from Bravo and her husband is allegedly not into the idea.Eddie Cibrian‘s ex Brandi Glanville who has proven to the world that she is one mouthy mother. Brandi is infamous for launching scathing attack on Eddie’s now-fiancee LeAnn Rimes and for recent DUI case. TMZ asked her about the casting possibility but she played it coy.Robbie Williams‘ wife, said no to reality TV. “They wanted her very badly, but she will not be going forward with Real Housewives. She is an actress and is pursuing acting, not reality TV,” a rep for her said.

To name one is Los Angeles Lakers exec Jeanie Buss, who is not only “the most powerful woman in sports” but also the lover of Lakers head coach Phil Jackson and daughter of the team’s owner. TMZ said producers went to the length of observing her

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There’s one last name whom Bravo wanted but she has declined. Ayda Field, who is now famous for being

The first thing Andy read to those bitches was an email from a viewer calling them out on looking like deformed circus freaks with all that plastic surgery and pointing our how their intends to look young just backfires on them. He straight up asks Mrs. VanderDump what she thinks of this . Mrs. VanderDump denies ever having plastic surgery and says she’s only full of embalming fluid and other natural substances like Chupacabra feces to keep her face from falling off.

Then she states ‘ I think it’s very rude to judge the way someone looks!’  True! But so what .Ya’ all wanted to be on this low brow, side show, so expect to be clowned on ! Then Lisa threatens to go visit the girl that send the email . Yeah, I think if Lisa really went to visit that girl she probly would not even get out of the car specially is the chick lives in a more fun ‘eclectic’ neighborhood. Which to Mrs. VanderDump would be any clean neighborhood that isn’t Beverly Hills.

Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. somehow made sure Miss Andy stated ‘For the record’, that her husband Dr. Frankestein is not her plastic surgeon. Riiiigggth. Then she goes on a spewage about how if she would let her husband Dr. Frankenstein work on her mug he may ruin it beyond repair. Specially if they got into a fight the night before. Yeaah, I think it’s too late he already did that shit. I bet he told her to lie and say he isn’t her plastic surgeon so that he can still get business and people don’t think he is gonna mess up their faces like he did to Adrienne while he practiced on hers.

Then Miss Andy read another email where a viewer tells those bitches they would know the price of a Gucci handbag but don’t know the price of a gallon of milk because they are too delusional . Kyle takes a good guess and says $3.49. She is close. Andy tells her it is  $3.29 . But she does have a point it is Beverly Hills so expect shit to be more expensive. Kim jumps in and admits her almost broke ass goes to Costco.

Chankla Face got called out by a viewer on the 60K birthday party for her small daughter who hated the whole thing anyways and didn’t give a rats ass about it. Chankla Face blows it off by saying everyone had a good time. Except Kennedy who the party was for. Lisa straight up says it was ‘bloody ridiculous’.

 Notice how Chankla just shuts the fuck up because she knows she is on the lower ‘Pecking order” to use the beast’s quotes. Because she is really an Oklahoma social climber and the VanderDump bitch has way more money than her and her con artist hubby who tried to pass her ass off as Ford Family Royalty.

Andy mentions how everyone trips on how rich these bitches are. And Mrs. VanderDump admits her house is 17 square feet and wants to downsize to a home where she doesn’t have to call her husband on the cell phone.

The question about Cuntmille complaining about her and Kelsey’s New York apartment being small comes up. And somehow Cuntmille manages to blame the complaining on Kelsey liking his space and ‘Man room’ I’m sure so he can pork the new ho’ there . Then she moves on to the subject about how Kelsey pushed her to do the show to distract her and make her look like an asshole while he was having his affair.

I’m telling you the guy is a genius and he knew she was gonna make herself look like an asshole all on her own and without any help from him because of the sewer poison that comes out of her mouth.

Andy calls Cuntmille a ‘lighting rod’. He also makes sure he rubs her face in her own IBS wet feces, by bringing up that a tabloid called Cuntmille ‘The most hated housewife’. Cuntmille says she was very ‘hurt’ and ‘devastated’ . She also whines that she’s been ‘Villanaised’. What, did she think was gonna happen?  Did she think she was gonna come out smelling like roses after jumping in the sewer, shit waters, of reality television?

Andy doesn’t cut her no slack and reads off a laundry list of  very truthful names that people on the blogosphere called her . Including  passive aggressive , narcissistic, and he makes sure he included ‘insecure’. Yes ‘ insecure’ the word that Lady KaKa couldn’t let go of when she stated Kyle caller her an ‘insecure’ bitch. Andy likes to get those bitches pissed and he knows exactly how to push their buttons . Love it .

Then of course Chankla Face threatens people by saying that if people said all those truthfull statements and names  to Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome’s plastic face, they would have ‘problems’ .She continues by berating those behind the computers who clown on people with ‘perfect lives.’ Now it’s ‘perfect lives!’ So everyone on the blogs laughing and pointing the obvious truth is just jealous cause these deformed circus freaks with supposedly more monopoly money than brains have ‘perfect lives’.

Yeah we’re all so jealous of Chankla Face’s perfect life specially the part with the fugly ass con artist  husband  that can’t stand her or anything about her . I bet the bitch has to make an appointment to have anything that resembles sex with him and the last time she got an appointment was like 2 years ago, if that! Yeah and we’re jealous of her perfect life! Riiiiggghhtt!!

Again you’re all fair game you clown ass horse’s ass lipped bitch, that’s why we’re not the ones on TV putting our asses out there. Ya’ all are. And what are we supposed to do, not use the fantastic invention of the Internet to tell it like it is ? And now ya’ all butt hurt ’cause the truth hurts like a blade in the ass with no lube so you call everyone cowardly? Get over it bitch. Go give a vacuum a blow job since your husband is not available for you. ASS LIPS!

Then Andy moved on to ask Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome, if she used a surrogate to keep her figure  that got jacked up anyways cause the bitch is scary looking. She looks like a piece of dried up beef jerky with 2 jumbo size balloons stuck to it, no curves just 2 giant balloons. Cuntmille tries to start the shit storm with Kyle again and says that it was Kyle that made that comment about her using a surrogate to keep her so called figure.

Surprisingly she sort of apologizes and moves on to try and bullshit everyone by saying her and Kelsey tried to have children but it didn’t take.  Cuntmille also makes sure we all know she knows what ‘pernicious’ means and that she was an English major in college. Chankla admits she will need to get a dictionary since she never heard them big words at the trailer park she grew up at. What’s up with Cuntmille’s different skin colorations going on ? Her whole neck is red. She’s a redneck!

Andy still screwing with that bitch more and asks her why she called Faye Resnick  ’ morally corrupt’ when it is clear that, she herself, is a nasty ho who posed in Playboy and did soft porns and God knows what else.

Then Cuntmille pulls out a violin and starts singing a sad song  about that ‘ morally corrupt  Faye Resnick ‘and how she and the other bitches where passing around the nasty pictures of poor Cuntmille   in the limo and laughing at her fugly ass. 

How did she find this out? I bet right after fish lips Chankla Face the shit stirrer got done laughing at Cuntmille’s naked pictures with everyone else she went and  told Cuntmille all about it  to start another shit storm . And of course Chankla forgot to mention to Cuntmille that she was in on the fun too.

 Kyle straight up admits to Chankla Face that they were looking at the pictures and so what?  They’re out there. No shit bitch! You did them they are out there for everyone to see now you’re pissed because people are looking at naked pictures of you that you put out there? Bitch please deal with it! 

 I like how Kyle put that bitch in her place and tells her she has ‘The balls of a burglar to be throwing rocks like that when you live in a glass house’.  Cuntmille is so delusional she still has this victim , I didn’t do it they did it to me, attitude . Like she is not the dumb ass that posed and did all that porn shit. What a delusional ho!

Andy makes sure he keeps digging it to Cuntmille and brings up her crumbled marriage to Kelsey. We see clips of Kelsey and his read between the lines statements about how Lady KaKa needs a little attention.  Yeah I bet! This way  the spotlight can be put on her and  the whole world can see what an asshole she really is and he also states how 13 years of marriage to a psycho narcissistic bitch can take a toll on you. Yeah, read between the lines that man is desperate to leave and never look back.

We also get to see the clip where Cuntmille says that Kelsey told her to hang out with him on a romantic evening to ‘see what happens’ Maybe out of pitty or to fuck with the bitches emotions. I think to screw with her emotions. We also see the clip where Cuntmille keeps yelling ’13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!” while they toast and Mrs Jocelyn Wildenstein  Jr. breaks down and cries for the beast and her crumbled marriage.

Mrs. VanderDump tells Cuntmille:  sucks to be you bitch since the cameras were rolling during the most difficult time, when your ass got dumped by your huuusband.

Cuntmille says that the reason she was an asshole to Kyle is because she was taking her frustrations out on her for getting kicked to the curb . Methinks she is always an asshole to people specially women she gets jealous of but with all the divorce bullshit she went into psycho bitch, overdrive mode.

Cuntmille says that Kelsey used to be very attentive with her in the past but suddenly she noticed something ‘off’ about Kelsey right at the beginning of shooting and how when he went away his phone calls decreased and eventually so did his text messages . She also stated that as of now they don’t speak. She says she wants to speak with with him but he don’t wan to talk to her anymore.

I bet she wants to talk to him; but it’s more like she’s probably calling him to yell at him ’13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!” And drunk text his ass and shows up at his New York apartment demanding to be let in to beat on Kelsey and his new piece of ass and I bet Kelsey runs just like he did when he ran to New York and avoids that psycho bitch like the plague.

 I bet all this affair with Kelsey and that new bitch and his disgust with Cuntmille was going on for a loooong ass time. But Cuntmille was too busy distracted with Nick the Sancho Dick to notice the obvious and then when Kelsey was digging his scape hole, he encourage Lady KaKa to get on Real Housewives so the bitch would be extra distracted and he can ran far away to New York for a year and get his new love nest ready. 

 Andy brings up the 50 million dollar jackpot that Cuntmille is getting from Kelsey but she declines to comment  on it. Cuntmille states that she didn’t have a prenupt because Kelsey didn’t want one and is doing the same for new bitch . Mrs. VanderDump says that ‘they never learn’.

Andy brings up the sex tape Cuntmille has been threatening to release and Chankla Face admits that with their scary fugly tales from the crypt asses no one is going to want to see their freaky sex tapes they will have to pay people to buy their sex tapes. TRUE! Specially ChanklaFace’s scary sex tapes that bitch would make a guy on viagra go limp. That’s probably what’s going on with her husband there.

To take a quick rest from bashing on Cuntmille Andy moved on to Chankla Face, it was her turn to get slapped in the face with the chancla . He plays a montage of scenes where Chankla and Kim were going at each other’s throath. Then brings up the ‘Im gonna take you outback and pull some Oklahoma on your ass’ incident with Kim.

 Andy asks Chankla what ‘ pull some Oklahoma on your ass’ means and her lame answer is ‘duh I don’t know!  She also states in a very condescending bitch manner how she said that, because Kim needed to be taken out side and taught some manners. As if Kim was 6 years old! What a disgusting bitch! Kim calls her out on how she is over here supposedly running a charity for domestic violence and at the same time threatening bitches with ass woopings .

 Chankla Face gets all defensive just like a ‘COWARD!” which is what she called everyone who trashes them online, earlier. Then  answers with a lame come back ’ it was a joke Kim’ and ‘I don’t appreciate you bringing my charity into it!’.  Kim doesn’t back down and tells her like it is. And says ‘you were quick to go there!’ you can tell Chankla loves to dish it out but can’t take it and is getting irritated with Kim because she knows Kim is right.

Chankla whose supposedly is Miss Domestic Violence Charity Queen looks very pissed, as if she wants to jump of the couch and slap Kim . Andy also lays it into that ho’ and reads a viewer email about the same exact thing how Chankla is supposed to be against violence and here she is threatening people  . Then she pulls a punk ass move and continues to act  totally  rude and condescending and ignores Kim. As if they were in 6th grade and turns to Kyle and says ‘should we talk about her state of mind at that party’. Kyle jumps in to ignore Kim and treats her own sister like a dumb ass clown too.

 You know these 2 bitches who are supposed to be sisters need to learn some lessons from Caroline Manzo the God Mother of the New Jersey House skanksthat blood is thicker than water. Maybe they both need to be shipped to New Jersey to get bitch slapped by the God Mother a little bit. Andy asks Chankla what the hell she said and she answers with her fugly ass trout lips as the obnoxious shrew she is that they need to talk about Kim’s frame of mind that night or should they just skip that.

Kim snaps back and states that maybe they should talk about ‘every one’s state of mind that night’. Which we all know their state of mind was fueled by free flowing fountains of alcohol  . Bravo makes sure they keep the booze coming so these bitches will constantly tear each others faces out and half of these ho’s are probably already alkees anyways and we love watching them fight so it’s a win win.

 Kim keeps insisting that she doesn’t want to be involved in drama that’s the reason why she wont stick up for her sister. But Chankla Face makes a valid point when she tells her she doesn’t want to be involved in drama to protect Kyle only wants to be involved in drama if it has to do with her and Chankla fighting. Kim says ‘uhhhmm!!” and there’s and awkward silence. I wonder how drunk and pilled popped Kim was during the reunion. (Thanks to Elisa for the link).

  Chankla called Kim an unpredictable Jack in the Box bitch who jumps out at you starting drama for no reason and Kim calls Chankla a chameleon whose a people pleaser that only likes to kiss bitches asses that she believes are gona help her in going up the food chain of Beverly Hills.

Chankla also threatened Andy with taking him outside and wooping his ass then she says in a insensere tone to Kim ‘Sometimes I’m protective of people including you!”. Stupid Kim she should of pulled some Westlake Village on Chankla’s fugly ass.

Lisa gets put on the spotlight next when Andy confronts her about the comments she makes that she don’t screw her huusband. Andy plays a lovely montage of Lisa’s snarky comments about not screwing Ken and all the other ho’s and their skank stunts. Lisa tries to do some damage control by stating she talks out of her ass. But her and Ken do have sex , maybe when he takes his viagra.

Then she gets ragged on by a viewers email asking why Lisa and Cuntmille both don’t give their husbands any . Then the email asks why rich folk don’t like to sex. Methinks there’s a lot more to it than what we are seeing with these ho’s. Maybe grandpa Ken screws that little dog in the pooper and Lisa don’t give him any as punishment. Who knows. But I’m sure it will all come out eventually.

Cuntmille admits it was Kelsey that cut her off from sex 10 years ago ! Yeah she had one too many IBS attacks after sex! HA HA HA!!

Lisa is also confronted by a viewers email about how she was fearing for her life at the DMV because of the ‘eclectic’ people there. Mrs. VanderDump tries to damage control that shit by saying she was also talking out her ass and she loves everybody. Andy don’t believe her and asks if she has any poor friends to which she gets stuck for a second.’Cause you all know damn well that bitch ain’t friends with the help . After a short pause she quickly says to Andy ‘You Andy!”. Yeah, I bet next season we’re gonna see this bitch with some token friends to complete her damage control campaign. Andy realizes he’s the ‘poorest chump’ in the room.

Andy asks Lisa if she is jealous of Kyle and Chankla’s growing lesbian friendship. You can tell  Lisa is pissed because Kyle skipped Lisa when Lisa came on to her. But not fugly Chankla Face . Now Lisa is desperate and wants Cuntmille sitting on her lap so she can molest her while Mrs. Wildenstein Jr. and Kim get it on. It all becomes a big lesbian orgy with Andy in the middle who turns straight just for one second  from seeing all those scary bitches groping on each other while he says ‘I think it’s kinda hot!.

By the way I love that skank dress that Kyle is wearing I bet I would look good in it!

Chankla Face gets called out on her gigantic horses ass lips and how it annoys and horrifies people to look at them. I recal in her high school picture she looks like she had normal size lips and now that everyone is clowning on her fugly lips that she thought made her look hot she is realizing how ridiculous she looks but she wont admit it she will just sit there and act dumb like she don’t know that we all know that she can give a vacuum a blow job.

Then we get to see Mrs. Joycelyn Wilderstein Jr. and all the clips of her and her husband dr. Frankestein while he gets in her nerves, under her nerves, on her nerves and this  causes a never ending train of banter back and forth followed by a long strings of  bickering sessions between the 2. Adrienne says that all the other marriages are like them. That shit just looks like  about 98% of  American marriages in their everyday lives. So I have to agree with that bitch on that one.

 Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. is also morphing into Charo. Wow that bitch is talented! Mrs. VanderDump tells Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr to get a gigolo because she is a rich bitch. Andy asks Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr how is it possible that she is avoided conflict and drama with those other bitches .  Maybe he was hinting at Adrienne to turn up the drama or she is cuttoff from next season. I don’t know why she is doing the show.

Andy saves the best for last, when he brings up the conversation that became the domino effect of the back and forth hate fest, between Kyle and Cuntmille that played out the whole entire season.

 We see the clips were coked out Cuntmille and Kyle were arguing in New York including the clip of Cuntmille talking about the  bullshit imaginary so called ‘pecking order’ that supposedly Kyle and her ‘realtor’ husband are at the very bottom.

Cuntmille spews out how supposedly Kyle told her that no one would be interested in her without Kelsey there and goes on and on . Then she flippes out and points at Kyle and yells ‘THIS WHOLE SEASON WAS SET UP TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!” Yeap she is now blaming Kyle not Kelsey now it’s Kyles fault too that poor Cuntmille was set up to look bad by everyone else , and just like the delusional beast that she is, she doesn’t take any responsibility for her own actions.

Kyle admits she is the one who called up Cuntmille to join the cast of the real house skanks. I bet now Lady KaKa is gonna move on from blaming Kelsey for encouraging her to be on this trainwreck and is moving on to blame Kyle.

After Andy hears both sides of the story he straight up tells Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome she has an ‘insecurity inssue.’

An explosion of long back and forth yelling matches went on between Kyle and Cuntmille. You cant understand jack shit when the two are yelling at the same time. Cuntmille’s neck has an upside down ”L” shaped red going on, it gets redder when she yells.

Mrs. VanderDump calls out Chankla Face on being the one who stirred up the pot in New York. Again Chankla Face just rolls over and takes it because Mrs. VanderDump is on a higher place up the food chain. Instead she jumped on Kim and since Kim was already yelling at her for beign a shit stirrer jumping on Kim made it a lot easier. Even Miss Andy asks that bitch ‘Why did you stir it up and then not own it!”.

 Andy can’t stand Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome and tells her that dumb asses ‘that are insecure are the people who react the strongest agaisnt the word insecure’. Cuntmille just shuts up but it’s pissed because she knows it’s true. Then she admits what we all knew all season that she was ‘insecure’  and I bet Kelsey leaving her added fuel to her insecurity so she became mega bitch.  Cuntmille also denied believing that Kyle is jelaous of her. Kyle smacked that bitch down and tells her, that now she is saying that, after she realized how the blogs and everyone is clowed and laughed at her the whole season for looking like a desperate, delusional twat. Watch she is gonna accuse Kyle of being jelaous of her again in the future.

Kyle is frustrated with this psycho bitch and asks her why would she not want Cuntmille to be filmed when she is the one that asks her to join the casts. And Cuntmille looks at Kyle with the squinty evil eyes and answers ‘Cause you wanted a target!” Andy then asks Cuntmille to explain how Kyle set her up bullied her and ruinded her reputation, Cuntmille immediately denies saying that Kyle set her up when we all just heard her say it! Coke is a hell of a drug it can make delusional  bitches more delusional.