NeNe and Cynthia are both raising hell in NYC. Peter is nervous to let Cynthia’s hot-ageless-ass  go to New York alone because he is insecure she may hook up with her ex-boyfriend Russell Simmons, whom she later meets up with and tries to get her into a flirting marathon with his crazy ass after he tells her that Papa Smurf’s white-beard is not sexy.

Cynthia doesn’t have time for the dumb games because she is in New York to discuss business prospects, you know, just in case Bitter Peter-Papa Smurf’s Magic Jelly-Bean Bar don’t work out and she has to grab her kid and do an emergency split from his broke ass. Bitch don’t want to end up in line at the soup kitchen.

Russell tells Cynthia to stop offering free sugar-doughnuts as snacks in the waiting room at the modeling school, in order to keep away the chubby girls who delusionaly think they can be models, and start offering meth on a plate as a snack option instead, to  only lure the seven feet-tall fifty pound girls who CAN be models. Modeling is a though world.

Sheree is with her mom Thelma at that empty lot, Sheree is hoping to turn into a luxury-shack.  Thelma is the one that bought this empty lot with HER money, but Sheree wants to pretend it was her that bought it. We find out that Bob has been using Sheree’s gift cards to feed the kids when they visit him because he refuses to support his own children. I think Sheree needs to take Phaedra’s offer and drag Bob by the balls to court.

Phaedra is in court defending some thug named Dave, that was driving with extra tinting of the widows and a bag of weed. He shows up baked, wearing street clothes and reeking like reefer. Phaedra is pissed that he didn’t follow her instructions on taking a bath and putting on his good pants. The judge lets him slide with a small fine and a don’t-do-this-shit-again-or-else threat because Phaedra’s “donkey booty” knows the judge pretty well. When they all leave the courtroom Dave pays Phaedra with cash and a half blunt. She should of demanded the full bag of weed as payment plus whatever cash he had in his pocket.

NeNe is having a lunch meeting with her new “business partner”  John Kolaj who is smitten by Miss Lenethia Leake’s charms. John is the guy who owns Famous Famiglia Pizza and supposedly has lots of moneys which Miss Lenethia likes even though he is a major DOOORK. I feel sorry for any teenage kids this fool may have because I can just hear them yelling, “NOO DAD NOOO YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME!” Because of that awkward-trying-too-hard-to-romance-meeting he had with NeNe were he  went full on Italian on NeNe and even brought some singing dude that came out of retirement because he apparently owed John a favor (meaning Johh was going to bust a cap in his old ass if he didn’t sing.)

Pobretcito, John must have some undiagnosed mental illness if he is falling for Amazon NeNe, but then again he is good to NeNe he showers her with expensive 1000 dollar shoe-gifts, Tiffany pens for the million dollar deals,  dinner and song. I say TAKE IT NENE, THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN DO BITCH! Those Italian men, always trying to wine-dine and sixty nine a girl and NeNe fell right into it. Nice! I want to see more of their awkward interactions.

Kandi obviously made up with Mama Joyce, who is getting ready for her dating picture on Sexy Seniors.com. Kandi helps her momma out by squeezing her in a Chorizo encasing girdle that is obviously cutting off Mama Joyce’s circulation. After making her mom up to look like a “drag queen” she poses on a hot-rod. Mama Joyce is a hottie!

After a brief cigarette break, Kim is ready to go to the hospital to birth lil’ Kroy Jagger Meister Jr. The nurse asks Kim a bunch of health questions and the bitch has an asshole attitude about it because she is lying through her yellow smoker-teeth to the nurse when she tells her she is a “non-smoker” the nurse wanted to smack the dirty wig off Kim, while she was thinking BITCH, I WATCH THAT SHOW YOU ARE A CHAIN SMOKER! I thought Kim said ”chain smoker” not “non-smoker” when she answered that question. Even Kroy looks confused when he hears this heap of bullshit coming out of Kim’s mouth. The nurse then, asks Kim: ARE YOU WEARING THAT DOG WIG WHILE DELIVERING? And Kim was like YEAAHH, I’M THE KIMSTER.  She even had Sweetie carry her Poodle-hair wig with her. I mean c’mon of course she is going to wear that shit even while pushing that baby out. What did this nurse want for Kim to be bald while delivering? WTF?

All this time Kim was verbally abusing poor Kroy since thanks to him she is in this ordeal now. Poor Kroy was just looking confused and scared Kim kept complaining that he didn’t look nervous even Kim’s daughter Brielle knew he was “dying inside” but Kim wants to be an asshole. That’s alright though, I guess since she is giving birth she has every right to be an asshole and curse her ass off. When little Kroy Jr gets farted out the first things he hears are his mother’s loud cursings. Finally, little Kroy is here to raise hell and everyone is happy including Papi Kroy Sr.

And now the moment of truth! Cynthia meets with a good friend Kithe (who lost a whole person weight-wise) for a drunken evening. Kithe knows Cynthia is not happy with her new life and marriage and he actually gets a drunken Cynthia who is Queen Of Denial to admit her life in Atlanta sucks, she regrets leaving the excitement of “cunty” New York and she hates being married to Bitter Peter! But we all knew that mess already, didn’t we?

NeNe Leakes has been going on, and on, about how very rich she is, bragging to bitches about how she can buy them out with her Trump checks, “While you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank … depositing a Trump check!” NeNe barked at Sheree during the first episode when Sheree accused NeNe of being a broke bitch then she yelled “I’m rich, bitch!”

However, her one-time employer Donald Trump has no idea what the hell this delusional cow is babbling about when she calls herself “very rich.” He told Wetpaint, “Honestly, I have no idea,” he added that all she received was a small fee for her annoying loud ass making a fool of herself on his show, “All the celebrities on the show play for charity. She received a small appearance fee, sure, but that was it.”  He also said NeNe is not a shareholder or bigwig of his businesses so she must be talking out of her ass “And as far as I know, she’s not involved with any of our other business or corporations. So I’m not sure what she’s talking about.”

Maybe those “I’m Rich Bitch” T-shirts are selling by the thousands per day?

Kyle Richards threw a Christmas bash and invited her co-stars including the some of the other housewives from other franchises.

In attendance were Camille Grammer, Lisa Vanderpump,Nene Leakes, Gretchen Rossi, Dana Wilkey and even Bravo’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” star Patti Stanger  made an appearance. I don’t see Chankla Face anywhere, I wonder if she finally got in a fight with Kyle?

Enjoy these pictures:

After rumors about Sheree Whitfield being a broke ass who can’t afford to build “Chateau By Sheree” broke out, she now wrote on her blog disputing all those claims, and states that she’s never lost a house and that after her Aston Martin was repoed it was replaced by another vehicle she kept in her garage. She also made digs to Cynthia for being NeNe’s private attack-dog, and she also feels that “delirious” NeNe should pick up her rotted teeth and move her ass to Miami.

From Sheree’s Bravo blog:

The home building process requires a huge amount patience, planning, meetings, and self-control. People warned me that building a new home would be not only a huge headache but a slow detailed process, because contractors like to move at their own pace. To clear things up, Andrew is not my builder. He is someone that did some work for me in my clothing boutique years ago. We ran into each other when I began this project. I hired him to oversee the day to day progress when I am out of reach. Another story that I will go into later!

The Miami scene seemed strange to me. The house they toured was beautiful and in an ideal location. Miami is a pleasant place when the weather is nice. It would be a pleasure to have NeNe relocate there, but let’s wait and see if a purchase is made in the end. If so, I hope she remembers to put some furniture in there, art work on the walls, and books on the shelves, because she forgot to do that in the place she currently rents. NeNe made a statement that I hit below the belt. This woman is delirious. Remember, I have known her untruths, her misleading behavior, and evil ways for quite a long time and have kept them quiet. I personally would have never gone there had she not started in with me. I do agree that once you go there, you open up a whole new can of worms. I don’t think she want those worms let out. I didn’t start it, I only finished. The hateful, mean-spirited way she reacted took it way past any possibility of reconciliation in the future.

One last thing until my next blog, I have gotten a lot of comments and calls regarding our blogs. To me, the purpose of blogging is to speak on each episode and to comment on the good, the bad, and the ugly. The blogs are not for commenting on things that don’t pertain to an episode or “trying” to be hateful, spiteful, or to throw jabs about things you either are not privy to, were not around at the time, or lacking factual information about.

That brings me to Ms. Cynthia’s blog. She stated that the only thing she knows about me is that, “I lost a house, I lost a car, and I lost a man.” Well let me educate you, darling, because obviously ignorance is bliss. I have never, ever lost a house, nor was I repeatedly evicted from several houses (that was your girl). I did have a car that was paid in full seized, which probably cost the amount of your home. Please don’t get that confused with a repossession (again that was your girl). However, luckily for me, I had another car I could fall back on. Don’t you and Peter share a car? I would hate to have to drop someone off or wait for someone to be done to move forward with their day. I love my independence and my freedom to move about, thank God for my other car. Lastly, losing a man? Honey, you are too old to speak on things you have no clue about or were not even around at the time to know the truth about. Stop listening to the haters. If I received a penny every time people made a comment about you and yours, I’d be “rich” too! Now fortunately for me, I know my self-worth! I know what I deserve and what I will and will not put up with. And because of this, I left a man! Let’s get it straight. I decided to seek a divorce because I refuse to be in an unhealthy relationship. I believe in myself, my kids, and our happiness, and we deserved much better. Besides, being in an unhealthy relationship can lead to really dark eye circles, large bags, balding, and not to mention extreme low self-esteem. Honey, I don’t have time for any of that!

Marlo Hampton and Charles Grant are supposed to be a “power couple.” A power couple of writing bad checks since Charles just recently got arrested for bouncing checks just like Marlo did a while back.

 From TheYBF.com:

Charles Grant, the 33-year-old former N.O. Saints and Chicago Bears player who appeared As newcomer Marlo’s man on Sunday night’s episode of RHOA, was arrested last week in Colquitt, GA on felony charges of writing bad checks.  And seeing that these ARE felony charges, the checks were likely for a serious amount of cash.

Later on Marlo admitted that Charles was arrested and they broke up:

“I truly regret that this has happened to him,” Marlo tells TheYBF.com.  “While my relationship with Charles ended earlier this year, I hope he will put these challenging circumstances behind him and move forward.”

Here is a lovely mug shot of his arrest:

Also Sheree Whitfield’s contractor that got intimidated by Phaedra and Sheree’s “Donkey Booty” is a con-artist and a scammer:

Word on the street is that NeNe’s nemesis Sheree is in hot water.  The contractor of “Chateau Sheree” is allegedly a fraud and has been issued a cease & desist letter.  No surprise there.  Never thought for a minute Sheree “I-got-my-Aston Martin-reposessed” Whitfield was about to build this mansion from the ground up.

Meanwhile, NeNe is supposedly filming an upcoming episode of “Glee.”

NeNe Leakes is a multitalented opportunist, who uses her powers of evil to get what she wants. Her latest victory is making the other ho’s hate on her and talk mad dog shit about her in every episode, even in the ones that she is not in. But, NeNe can be grateful also, and so she graciously thanks her ho’ stars for talking all that hate about the Notorious NeNe Leakes because all that shit talk from the other skanks is helping NeNe rise to the popularity top. Or so she thinks.

From NeNe’s Bravo blog:

We are up to the fifth episode, and the girls have talked about me in every one. Is that hating or what? My thoughts are simply that they have their own opinion and I have mine! I just have to continue to do me. I laugh when watching the show, because it seems as if they all got together and said, “We’re going to talk about her and say this and that! We’re going to say Cynthia is up her a–!” All of this nonsense has truly backfired, because it has helped me in every way. So for that I say thank you!

These girls will not give credit where it’s due, because their goal is to tear you down and put out false information, just as they tried to do with me, Gregg, and Charles. But that didn’t work either! Gregg and I have always been close. Gregg knows me and I know him. Our relationship was not based on lies or gossip!

 

What NeNe Leakes doesn’t realize and should learn, is that being a major mega bitch only gets you what you want for so long until it wears off and you wear out your welcome and next thing you know you can’t get free shit anymore after they fired you from the show for being a major asshole and people start forgetting you. Jill Zarin?? Who the fuck is that bitch??

From NYPost:

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Phaedra brings Kandi a cake, to apologize for El RiDick-Culo’s display of scary raunch sausage. Phaedra tells Kandi she feels really bad that El RiDick-Culo offended Mama Joyce, and Kandi says that Mama Joyce is still pissed and won’t answer her calls because that Full Monty show was too much and too traumatic for Mama Joyce’s sensitive eyes to handle. Phaedra insist El RiDick-Culo and his Tijuana Dip & Donkey show is something the whole world should see. Yeah, try telling that to the 900 party goers (including Mama Joyce) who are still laying in bed with bandages on their eyes.

I guess NeNe’s eyes didn’t bleed because that bitch knew (from personal experience) about El RiDick-Culo’s Peen Show, since she used to shake her ass for nickels on the same stage El RiDick-Culo used to give his Circled Jerkoff show. Not to mention the fact that she has also introduced him thousands of times to a crowd of drunken horny women (and men,) so she knew better than to stay and allow for her eyes to combust in a sea of splattering blood. So she took her eyes out,  and put them in her purse, and drove back home blind because driving back home blind was safer than having ruptured bleeding eyes. Phaedra says that if she could blow herself like El RiDick-Culo she would never leave her house.

Cynthia is doing some gig to introduce homeless crackheads fashion models at something called the International Fashion Week. Cynthia has always played mute walking mannequin NEVER has she introduced models and so every introduction was followed by “correction” blah, blah, blah. I guess the people that put this shit together had a fifty dollar budget since the bitches modeling are wearing pieces of sheets and quilts, plus curtains from the secondhand 99 cent bin, so the broke asses in charge could not afford someone else and they are stuck having to make do with Cynthia and her “corrections.”

For some reason Phaedra and Apollo show up because apparently they made up with Cynthia and Bitter Peter over the blowup at Kim’s baby shower. Sheree is also there with her date Lawrence who decided to wear his old-prostitute-who-couldn’t-afford-a-weave outfit.

After the fashion show, Cynthia is happy that she actually got a couple of sentences together while introducing the models for the show. Then, she collects her payment which is a half-eaten sandwich and a cigarette butt. Bitter Peter snags her payment from her.

We get to meet new housewife Marlo Hampton and her date Charles Grant who supposedly bumped fuglies (pun intended!) with one NeNe Leakes, as Sheree points out. I wonder if Gregg knew about these shenanigans when NeNe screamed at him her famous line “I have done right by you!”

Later on,  Sheree invites her crossed-eyed ex-husband  Bob Whitfield, to visit with her and the kids to play kickball at the park and to have Sheree confront him, blow up at him and throw water in his face about not paying child-support. While Shree is yelling at Bob for being a deadbeat-dad he just sits there with this FUCK OFF look in his face. As much as I can’t stand men who refuse to support their children, Bob makes a point when he reminds Sheree that she needs to quit buying 15k purses (don’t forget Aston Martin’s) and that she is an able body female who can go out and clean toilets to support those kids. However, his ass still should pay for those children whether that bitch wants to blow the money on designer purses or not, as long as the children are wearing the expensive purses this bitch likes on their feet like shoes.

I bet  this is the real reason (or excuse)  Bob is refusing to pay his child-support checks because he is afraid Sheree will blow the money on expensive  shit for herself while the kids run around barefoot and wearing a potato sack to school. After Sheree threw water on Bob (in front of the kids mind you) she walks away all pissed off and he sits there calling her “evil to the core!” I wonder if Sheree used to beat his ass when they were married?

After Sheree assaulted Bob via sparkletts water, she shows up at Phaedra’s law office to get assistance in dragging  Bob  to court for child support. Phaedra says she will do it and drag his balls to court to squeeze that child support out of him, but Sheree starts crying and says she is not sure she will go through with it. Soooo she is full of shit?

Next Cynthia her mom and her sister Malorie are hanging out at Cynthia’s new brothel modeling school, to get into another argument about what an asshole Bitter Peter is. Cynthia announces she may be giving Bitter Peter another 40 thousand dollar check that he will be wiping his ass with. The mom gets all pissed and yells at her daughters to shut the fuck up, so they do.

Later on Cynthia finds out that Peter won’t be needing her 40k check because he did some shady dealings with the Mafia  got the money from an undisclosed source.

Kim is about to pop that baby out and Brielle is concerned the baby will cause problems in their lives. We also find out that Arianna and Brielle have two different dads. Then, Brielle finds out that Kim breast-fed her (with those big fake plastic boobies) and she becomes so traumatized and grossed out that she has to go brush her teeth. Poor kid!

Kandi finally is allowed to visit Mama Joyce who had to change her hair to forget about that fucking El RiDick-Culo disaster she had to endure and because when her eyes bled it ruined her last weave. Mama Joyce says she feels disrespected by the whole stripper show and doesn’t understand why Freakdra would invite a raunchy ass stripper to perform such a disgusting act knowing Mama Joyce would be there. Kandi continues to apologize and is surprised her mom was offended since her mama is her “homegirl.”

It’s time for Bar None’s opening night Sheree and Lawrence are driving there in a very nice car and they notice how Bar None is located in some god-forsaken ghetto surrounded by boarded up crack houses. Sheree is scared and locks her doors. When they finally make it to the bar they all find out that the air conditioning is not working and this is during a summer night in a packed placed with no air conditioning and exposed wires to make this an uncomfortable fire hazard.

Everyone is in attendance, even that Marlo chick and that Charles guy that supposedly banged NeNe that one time. NeNe shows up at the last four minutes of the party (she was supposed to be there to cohost because she is a big star in that part of the slums) and everyone thinks it’s because she is avoiding Charles who is there and a confrontation may occur. Charles says that he met NeNe, but the bitch was so into herself it was a turn off and he ditched the ho’.

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According to recent reports Kim Zolciak is set to star in a new Reality TV wreckage that will feature her life with Kroy and the girls ala Bethenny Frankel. As a result of this, Star Magazine is reporting that  NeNe Leakes is throwing a jealousy shit fit and is demanding her own show, “She’s furious that Kim got her own show and she didn’t,” NeNe is livid and says that she is better than these other ho’s on RHOA.“She’s saying she’s too big for RHOA, and Bravo doesn’t pay her enough,” NeNe also believes that the franchise will “crumble” without the Notorious NeNe on-board to rattle the cage. NeNe is pulling a Jill Zarin and bitching that if they don’t cave in to her demands she will walk  “NeNe has told friends if she doesn’t get what she wants, she will quit!” The source added “She thinks she’s Madonna,”

NeNe also went on Watch What Happens Live and demanded a trail of things “She insisted on her own, very expensive make-up artist, a stretch limo, and the presidential suite during her stay,” Of course Miss Bravo laughed at her silly ass.

Miss Andy Cohen states that the Kim Show is not even a permanent deal since he wants to keep Kim on RHOA to keep stirring more shit. He said on a recent interview. “We’re doing this limited series, but I like Kim on the mothership.”

NeNe needs to chill and take a lesson from Jill Zarin from last season.

NeNe Leakes got called out by El Infamous RiDick-Culo (that raunchy ass stripper that was blowing himself at the Kandi party.) When he called Watch What Happens Live and spilled out that  he had danced for NeNe before and that they knew each other. He also stated NeNe was the one who introduced him at Miami Pride Day!

Besides El RiDick-Culo a lot of viewers have been calling NeNe a hipocryte for walking out on the birthday party after stripper RiDick-Culo made his disturbing appearence.  Skilled Tweeter warrior NeNe Leakes has not taken this laying down and has been angry-tweeting about this whole mess:

“I host lots of gay events & introduce whoever they tell me 2! I’ve never had a lap dance from any male stripper!” 

“We don’t do no ish like that @ Wanda’s Playhouse. That was very sick & perverted ! #noclass<Right,”

NeNe also called out Andy Cohen over the stripper-gate:

“@BravoAndy would u b @ a party wit ur mom, aunt or people u do business & watch a stripper suck his…. N front of every1?”

People r so shady! I wonder if @BravoAndy would have watched him wit his mom & co-workers there,”

Andy responded: “You know that Evelyn would’ve grounded me<Right! For life LOL,”

Here is some more angry NeNe tweets:

This episode was about wieners.

To make up for her husband’s thug behavior during the Baby Shower that almost went to shit if not for the police, Phaedra comes to visit the Kimster while bearing gifts for the baby. Kims forgives Phaedra’s husband’s behavior, but she can’t help to slam Bitter Peter. Kim says that next time she is leaving the ex-cons and assholes out of the guest list. Sooooo is this mean she is telling Phaedra NOT to bring her ex-con husband next time?  Then the bitches start talking some boring shit about being pregnant and something about labor and Kim can’t wait to hit the hooch when that baby farts out. Phaedra says that labor made her “as crazy as a vampire in sunlight!” Told ya’ she was into that death goth shit.

Cynthia brings her sister Malorie to visit Bitter Peter at Bar One so that she can get into a shouting match with Peter. And a shouting match is exactly what happened.  Cynthia walks away and leaves Peter and Malorie to their own devices and they end up getting in each others face over Malorie and her mom keeping Cynthia’s marriage certificate so that the wedding don’t happen. Malorie hates Bitter Peter for good reason, but Bitter Peter unfortunately has a point about family members not butting into other family members marriage choices, but her sister also has a point about worrying that Cynthia married an asshole. So they both have a point.

Kandi is depressed that her ass is turning 35 and is at the party venue with Sheree and Phaedra who are assisting her in the process of her party planning. Phaedra can’t wait to unleash her BIG  surprise on the party goers.

Later on Kandi shops with NeNe and her pocket gay Derek J who happens to be an expert at walking in hooker stilletos . I gotta admit I am jealous of these bitches that can walk in hooker heels, my ass is damn near thirty blah, blah years old and still can’t walk in that shit and to see a drag queen be able to walk in those skank stompers pisses me off. I know, I know I will just cry into my flip flops.

The Kim situation gets brought up and Kandi says she hasn’t been hanging around that pregnant heifer lately since they don’t talk much these days. NeNe says she is not surprised at that outcome since Kim is a user and only wanted a hit song not a friend. Kandi says despite all the bullshit Kim pulls she is still happy for that skanky bitch (like we all are) because Kim finally stopped fucking on that old greasy Big Pooper Scooper and got her self a “young tender”  Uh-hum! NeNe gets jealous and says “that ain’t shit!” Young tender sounds like some sort of lunch special they sell at KFC for 2.99 with a med coke and some fries. I bet NeNe could go for one of those after all her shopping and changing clothes in the store and all that shit she does.

Kandi tells NeNe her ass best behave because She-Man-Sheree and Phaedra will also be attending. NeNe doesn’t like that shit, and says that She-Man doesn’t deserve the friendship of the grand Miss NeNe Leakes who is also “very rich” like a happy bitch.

Kim and her baby daddy Kroy are learning all about circumcision and have some lady expert come and teach them how to care for Kroy Jr and his little winky. Kim has said in the past that she was a nurse for babies in delivery rooms. I guess the bitch was lying since dressing like a nurse in the VIP room at the raunchy strip club is very different from being a nurse at the delivery room of the hospital.

Kim also lies to the nurse when she tells her that she doesn’t know what to do with a penis. REALLY??? I know the bitch is lying SHE KNOWS what to do with a penis. How else do ya’ all think she got rich dudes like Big Pooper and now Kroy supporting her ass it wasn’t because she is gorgeous or because she wears road kill wigs that have a mind of their own it’s because she knows what to do with a penis.

NeNe is visiting with Cynthia and Bitter Peter so that they can open up a bottle of champagne to celebrate their new club opening and talk shit. NeNe doesn’t like it when they pop the bottle so she hides in the corner with her hands in her ear like a fucknut. I can’t believe this crazy huge amazon bitch has the same bullshit fear I have of popping champagne corks. I act like a fucknut like that too. I hate that shit.

Peter is on the phone with some investor (he probably met behind the alley at the liquor store) and he is confrontational about a 40 thousand dollar check this fool wrote him that bounced to the moon. Maybe he should of told Cynthia to hold off opening that champagne. Well, looks like he is gonna have to ask Cynthia for the dough again. Although Bitter Peter,  is on the phone bitching this guy out he has to drop the call for more important things like opening up a bottle of champagne when its too early to do so. So Uncle Ben Bitter Peter hangs up on his so called investor and runs to the patio to guzzle champagne with NeNe and Cynthia. NeNe reveals her and Gregg are in good terms, as a matter of fact so good that they are banging again. How sweet, there is hope these two crazy kids may get back together.

Sheree and Phaedra and their “donkey booties” show up to Sheree’s empty lot which has been sitting there empty for months with no progress. Phaedra intimidates the contractor by putting her donkey ass in his face and blowing a smoke fart up his ass with a bubble blower and no prayer cloth, this way he knows she means business. I didn’t know you can be a religious lady of church like Miss Phaedra Parks and stick your donkey culo in some dudes face like that. Wow I guess they must be more liberal in churches these days the world has certainly improved.

Cynthia puts on her busted Phyllis Diller make up on, and is trying to get her modeling agency set up  with some Kmart furniture she picked up on sale. Her sister Malorie and her husband come over to argue with her some more about Bitter Peter help her. 

Malorie seems to be losing a lot of sleep over Bitter Peter and his schemes to suck money out of Cynthia’s wallet in order to set up failed businesses and so she brings that shit up . Cynthia gets all cheesed up and starts barking at her sister yelling about how her sisters marriage is fucked up too. Malorie’s poor husband is standing in the middle of the two women who are about to scratch each other’s eyes out and he has this “WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!!” Look on his face.  After the blowup Cynthia can not even complete the project she started and thanks her sister and husband for nothing then, sends them home.

It’s the day of Kandi’s party, in attendance are Bitter Peter, Cynthia, Sheree, NeNe and Phaedra who left her husband at home so that he wouldn’t get all thug on Papa Smurf. Although  Phaedra left thuggy at home, she made sure she brought her prayer cloth, gun, jumbo size condoms, and a fucking tazer in case she has to ass probe NeNe, should that bitch get out of hand.

A huge box gets rolled in to the venue and Kandi sits down all excited and ask her moma to sit next to her. Little did they know the horrible thing that was about to jump out of that box. El RiDick-Culo blast opens the gift box and jumps out with his wiener in his hand to entertain the horrified guest.  Suddenly, the party turns into a fucking nightmare people’s eyes start bleeding as they are screaming in horror trying to scramble to get away from RiDick-Culo’s monster, hideous penis from hell. That thing looks dangerous. El Infamous RiDick-Culo then clears a path with his loaded fire hose and people are screaming and jumping out the way. He then dances for Kandi and sticks his dick in her drink. Kandi was horrified, but didn’t want to make a fuzz so she just pretends she is enjoying this hideous display of fugly.

El Infamous RiDick-Culo wasn’t even a stripper. That’s the story Phaedra wants us to believe. The Infamous RiDick-Culo was some street wino with a pissing problem, who got arrested one too many times, and Freakdra was appointed to defend him in court for shaking his wiener at random women on the streets and sucking on his own firehose. Then Freakdra who is the biggest perv in Atlanta noticed his unusual donkey dick and decided to hook him up with stripper gigs for her private viewing, as well as for other freaks in the Atlanta sex dungeons since his homeless ass couldn’t pay Phaedra the Freak the money for representing him in court for being a pervert and a weirdo. Phaedra is a pervert genius of smut. Too bad she didn’t use her genius powers to prevent thousands of people from seeing this scary ugly disgusting motherfucker run around with his wiener flapping around in the air. BECAUSE NO ONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT SHIT!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!! THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THAT!! WHY WHY???!!! MY EYES, MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! His ass was ugly too.

Stupid Kandi sitting there acting like she is enjoying it. Did you see the bitch throw the dollar bills at him with a look of disgust in her face like she was about to throw up? Like I previously said she just went along with it to not piss off Phaedra and be polite.  NeNe said fuck this shit and took her eyes out of her sockets put them in her purse and drove home blind. Cynthia and Bitter Peter followed her blind ass to the car. I would of done the same thang. This was one of those times when everyone agrees with the NeNe. Kandi’s mother wasn’t too amused and she starts yelling “THAT WAS FUCKED UP!” I agree Kandi’s mother, I agree, that WAS some pretty fucked up shit right there and NO ONE needed to see that mess. I smell class action lawsuit coming towards El Infamous RiDick-Culo on behalf of all the people present at that party and the folks watching on TV. Phaedra is going to be busy.