Recent scary pictures surfaced of Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan who decided to run the streets of Miami amuck and scare innocent bystanders, by wearing skimpy bikinis (that should only be worn if you’re under 40 or not gross) over their dried up, beef jerky, saggy, senior-citizen asses.

 Warning : The following pictures are BRUTAL and may cause your eyes to bleed:

I can see Mario is still drooling over Sonia’s mummified old corpse.

Sometimes you just have to admit that your pruney-ass needs to be covered in a mumu or a circus tent.

Check this hilarious video of Amy Phillips clowning on Ramona. It’s funny shit.

After all the rumors went back and forth about which house skanks of New York got the boot to the ass we finally got the answer. Alex Mccord took to her Twitter and admitted Bravo fired her as well as Cindy The Bore Barshop. I bet Bravo fired Alex because maybe they got tired of Simon begging them to make him a housewife with his own introduction clip before the show, who knows. Cindy was booring that bitch didn’t do anything for anybody, not only did she have fugly ass huge horse teeth, but she was fucking RUUUUDE and all she ever did was sit there with her huge mouth wide open and call attention to her teeth, while she looked shocked and flies flew in and out of her mouth and she swatted at them with her tail. Plus damn she was hard to look at!

Kelly Bensimon and Jill Zarin were also let-go by the network. I guess Bravo decided to cut their loses because it was way cheaper to cut Jill lose than to deal with her constant Jill the Diva hurricane behavior  for the sake of ratings. I bet the producers the cameramen the peons and all the people that had to put up with that bitch while filming this show are probably having a celebration fiesta with a pinata that looks like Jill.

The best decision they made was to let go of that beast Kelly Bensimoron. They should of fired that bitche’s mentally unstable ass since Scary Island, when that bitch had a level 10 mental meltdown because she more than likely was coming down from meth and pregnant Bethenny was dealing with that beast and because of her, Bethenny had to sleep with a security guard outside her door until Bravo send the crazy bitch in a padded wagon back home!  Their decision to cut her had to do with Kelly being more of a liability than an asset.

Here are Alex’s tweets:

When the fortune-teller told Ramona that her husband Mario has another woman stashed somewheres who thinks of Mario constantly,  you could see the veil of denial on that bitche’s face but, the one that was freaking out the most was Sonja Morgan and everyone assumes that Sonja knows something that Ramona doesn’t know. Mario to me has always seemed like the type of guy who gets his way and likes his cake and eat it too, plus he always has that smirk of douche-bag pretty aging boy (YES, I ADMIT IT HE IS A PRETTY BOY STILL ANNOYING THOUGH!).

Plus his ass is always looking at other women that, in fact if my short-term memory doesn’t act up, I recall on the very first episode on the first season of this train-wreckage when they were all at a party and his not-so-sneaky ass got caught red-handed by Ramonzon talking to a younger bitch while having his wedding ring in his pocket! REMEMBER THAT SHIT??!! And Ramona confronted the woman by asking her if she was hitting on Mario.

Now, Ramona is always drunk and clueless, the bitch always  has her head too far up her ass and too into herself to notice what the fuck is going on around her and I bet Mario takes advantage of that shit. I bet if he is really cheating, his ass don’t even need to leave the house.  Ramona probably gets so drunk and goes  into a Pinot Grigio comma that while she is laying there passed out that he is able to bring his girlfriend over and probably even does her on the bed while Ramona is laying there shooting wine farts! Mario loves that shit because the more drunk Ramona is, the more he can sneak out, and the more belligerent and stumbly she is that she can’t tell the difference between her lipstick stains on Mario’s boxers or the other bitches.

Jill Zarin has whispered that she heard through the grapevine about Mario’s Don Juan escapades. But, then again that bitch talks a lot of shit. However, in this case there is reason for suspicion and it goes back to Mario’s wondering eye, plus the fact that he has the word ’cheater’ tattooed all over his face with permanent Indian ink doesn’t help and we saw how that tattoo was jumping out and screaming guilty the day that Ramona confronted Mario when she tried to give him a massage that went wrong!  

So, in this case Jillious may actually be telling at least some truth about this bullshit. I went on a cyber investigation rampage about this possible scandal and found some very interesting comments that people have left on different websites where they state that the Singer marriage is an open marriage and that Mario has a 24 year old girlfriend. Sometimes these comments turn out to be true in the future and sometimes nothing comes out of it. We’ll see what comes out of this.

Check out the comments below. Suposedly these are comments from people that know Mario is cheating. But, then again it could just be Jillious minions posting this shit:

I have been a recovering alcoholic for over 35 years (I stopped drinking 35 years ago when I was 23 years old). There is no question Ramona is an alcoholic–her obsession with supply everywhere she goes, her radical, mean changes in behavior when she drinks and her denial of her bizarre behavior afterwards are all markers of alcoholism

Oh by the way, Mario is indeed cheating on her—news flash—heard it from the source. Her daughters concern about this is evident to everyone except of course Ramona. She may in fact have a borderline personality as well.

Bravo is exploiting her-as they are with other alcoholics and mentally ill people on their shows—they make for good TV—Vicki in OC, Kim in Atlanta, Kim in La, all alcholics–and Camille from LA and Danielle from NJ top the mental illness charts.

Kelly showed signs of using speed and crystal meth last year the entire seasons—rambling constantly and especially when she was on what she called “scary island” (a sign of the paranoia that goes with using meth as well as the smell of cat pee in her room).

Just one?

On the very first episode ever of this show, Ramona caught him at a party they were attending having taken off his wedding ring.

Jane you are right, and I read that they have had an open marriage for the last 10 years and he has a 24 years old girlfriend and she has … Pinot.

54Antonella

 30 May, 2011 at 12:46 am

He cheats on her. He has, he will. They have an open marriage, they are partners not a marriage anymore. Andy Cohen Should ask her why he has his own apartment?

Also Ramona still insist that she is not an AlcoholicA and she brings up how in the House Skank series all the bitches are always holding a glass of wine in every episode (TRUE!) and Ramona is no exception. Except instead of holding a glass of wine this bitch is chogologing out of a jumbo-size bottle of  Pinot Moonshine Hooch. You know, the one that has the three X’s on the front.

Here is the original article from People.com:

Every Real Housewivesfan knows Ramona Singer loves Pinot Grigio, but does the New York City star have a drinking problem?

“Do I overdrink? No. I drink with responsibility,” Ramona told In the Mixx at a recent event for Hamptons Magazineat the Southampton Social Club. “I drink with a beautiful dinner. I would rather have my one or two glasses of Pinot Grigio than dessert which is 700 calories.”

Though she admits her name has become synonymous with the white wine, she’s using that to her advantage with her own line, Ramona Pinot Grigio.

And besides, the 54-year-old explains, drinking comes with being a Real Housewife.

“All I can say is, we’re filmed in social events. If you look at anytime I have a drink in my hand, look what LuAnn [de Lesseps] is drinking. The other people are drinking,” Ramona said. “The only person who doesn’t drink is Jill [Zarin]. She only drinks Diet Coke – and you wonder why? But anyway, all the other Housewives shows – they’re all drinking.”

Does it bother her that her costars, like Jill, have said they worry about her drinking? Or that she’s portrayed on the show as always wanting a glass of her beloved wine?

“I actually said to Bravo, I called them up I said, ‘Wait, is the story line so bad you have to make [my drinking] a story line? Because you know I don’t have a drinking problem,’ ” she said.

She also noted: “I’ve been on the show for four years. How can I have five businesses, be married 19 years, have a daughter who’s a straight-A student? I cannot even be a … functioning alcoholic if I had all of this stuff going on. It would be impossible. Do you ever see me fall down on TV? Do you ever see me slur my speech? Absolutely not. Do I have a drink or two with dinner? Absolutely.”

And that, according to her husband Mario, is good for business.

“You know what? It promotes the Pinot Grigio,” he says of the frequency of Real Housewives footage of Ramona drinking. “So if they want to make a big deal about it … that’s [fine].”