Ex-Real Housewife Of Beverly Hillbillies Camille Grammer will no longer be featured on this trainwreckage but, she still sore over her ex-husband’s sneaky ways of putting her on a low brow show where everyone and their momma will laugh and clown at her while she makes an ass of herself.

She told Good Morning America this week:

“The first season was horrible because they were filming me during the worst year of my whole life.  My whole life was falling apart,”

“My husband left me.  He was having an affair with another woman in New York City while I was filming a reality show.  It doesn’t get worse than that.”

“Yes, thank you, Kelsey, for the gift of humiliation for the first season,”

She is also pissed that her husband went behind her back and decided their 13 year marriage was over while Camille was not informed she says for him the marriage was over but, she didn’t know it was:

“Maybe for him but I didn’t know about that.”

Fortunately for Camille she now has a new man in her life, but there is still drama since he is going through some bullshit with his baby mama who supposedly threaten Camille on the phone and this bitch threaten her back. And this week  Radaronline reported that Camille’s new boytoy Dimitri Charalambopoulos put a restraining order on his psycho ex  Lisa Chynoweth:

“the court examined the pleadings and affidavit of Dimitri Charalambopoulos, and finds that Dimitri Charalambopoulos is entitled to a temporary restraining order restraining Lisa Chynoweth from releasing any deposition transcripts or videos regarding this case to anyone, directly or indirectly, for any reason…”

Of course Camille refused to have Bravo film her life with new boyfriend and all the drama that comes with it; so Bravo refused to sign her up for another season of crazy.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies Kyle Richard’s husband Mauricio Umansky is busting his ass out there selling those mansions he is apparently very good at his job that he is now listing the Michael Jackson Mansion. That house is listed at 23.9 million dollars so unless you hit  the Megamillions of 300 million-plus and can pay for that shit you’re not going to even get a tour of this lavish home of lavishness.

From TMZ:

We’re told the realtor – Mauricio Umansky, the CEO and co-founder of The Agency in Beverly Hills — will ONLY show the property to serious buyers who have pre-qualified … which means they have the dough to buy the property.

The 17,000 square foot house — which has been on and off the market since MJ died — is completely empty. It has 13 bathrooms, a pool, guest house and an elevator.

Also, it appears that since hubby is making the big fat bucks Kyle is spending them faster than he is making them. Below are some pictures of Kyle her daughters including little Portia and their male nanny who were out and about spending daddy’s money:

Brandi Glanville pulled a Britney Spears when she suddenly married some Sancho martial arts expert, named Darin Harvey who she’s probably been bumping the fuglies with. Brandi and her new man were partying in Vegas for the holiday New Year weekend and send the news of her sudden nuptials on Twitter, “I’m married again- suuuuuuck it!”

The sudden newlyweds celebrated their wedding with some strippers and booze at the Spearmint Rhino “Honeymoons with strippers are the best!” She calls Sancho her best friend and states too much booze and strippers caused the two to end up married ”After some beer and strippers he is now my husband. No joke!” She then realized she fucked up and needed to annull this charade she then posted that it was, “a drunken BFF thing” And her new minute husband posted this on his Twitter on Sunday, ”I had a crazy Vegas moment,” he added, “Getting annulled tomorrow.”

So there you have it not even a week into the New Year and this ho’ is already pulling stunts to keep her in the limelight. I wonder what her ex-husband says about all of this shit.

Thanks Cydney for the link.

The episode opens with Kyle and Kim. Kyle is meeting Kim’s mystery man (that she found on craigslist hookups) for the first time and is sobbing because she knows he is a weirdo. I mean just LOOK AT HIM! So Kyle cries and blah, blah, blah. She knows Kim fucked up.

OK moving right along. Chankla Face had some event thing for her faux-charity. Chankla doesn’t like Miss Princess Lisa VanderDump because Miss VanderDump is made of real Gold turds and her ass can tell a faker from eight yards away. Chankla doesn’t like it when someone tells her like it is so, she makes an effort to avoid Lisa as much as possible and because she also wanted to throw a passive aggressive dig she totally didn’t invite Lisa to the event and of course  to piss her off.

Chankla’s evil plan to piss the Lisa off worked because she purposely didn’t tell some of the other bitches that she wasn’t inviting Lisa (see so this way they would spill it to Lisa in conversation later on) and luckily, for Chankla Face this happened sooner than she thought because while Kyle was wondering the hallways of an abandoned crackhouse looking for Chankla’s event she accidentally tells Lisa on a phone coversation, that Chankla Face didn’t invite her.  When Kyle told Chankla Face of her accidental spill Chankla was loving that shit.

The next day, Lisa invites all the skanks including Chankla Face to her multimillion dollar princess castle so, that Chankla can feel stupid for not inviting Lisa to her faux charity thingy. But before Chankla Face shows up, at the VanderDumpster multimillion dollar dump, Lisa reveals an email she received from the late Russell who was planning on making a couple of bucks out of the deal and sue the VanderDumpsters for talking to the gossip mags about Chankla Face’s deteriorating, pill-popping, crack-head frame.

Chankla Face and her lips show up to Lisa’s mansion. And because Chankla is a raging attention-whore with amazing  water faucet talents, she decides she wants to start confronting Lisa and cry and scream with her gigantor lips like she wants to swallow Lisa alive, then maybe Lisa would shut up and quit telling that bitch to eat; but who wouldn’t tell that scary bitch to eat something? She looks like she hasn’t eaten since 1975!

So, Chankla Face starts crying more and getting louder about how Lisa doesn’t like her because Chankla is a broke ass and Lisa was sitting there almost smirking because she KNOWS that Chankla Face is a grifter and not real Beverly Hillbilly Royalty. (I mean, if the bitch would of at least won the lottery, maybe Lisa would of liked her better, but nah!)

Chankla Face is on a “mission” to ruin Lisa’s afternoon tea that she even tries to get the other bitches to join her in telling Princess Lisa how it is. When Chankla Face tries to get the other bitches to thrash on Lisa, the other ho’s are sitting there mumbling and twiddling their thumbs, but specially dipshit Kyle when Chankla Face goes off on Lisa having a HUGE EGO (like Chankla doesn’t right?) and she drags Kyle into it.

Chankla Face kept crying and screaming at the top of her lungs, about how she kissed Lisa’s ass to be part of the rich bitch club, but since Chankla Face’s middle name is Traylor Parker she will never be good enough for Lisa and Lisa feels deep down inside that Chankla needs to go back to her double wide in Oklahoma where she is comfortable. Even though Lisa thinks Chankla is a loser and all of that shit she still apologized to her for being an asshole, but all of that is not enough for Chankla who is on a meltdown. AGAIN!

Then, Lisa reminds Chankla Face that she invited her and little Kennedy to go live with her, but Chankla says that Lisa did it to be a bitch. YEP, that’s exactly what that bitch was planning to do she was going to have Chankla take Maria the maids spot and her and Maria were going to laugh at Chankla while she tried to figure out how to clean the toilets. Chankla was on to her.

Chankla Face storms out. When she storms out she runs into someone. At first I thought it was the cameramen or some shit because you hear her say “I stormed out!” but upon closer inspection I saw it was none other than Dr. Paul Frankenstein and the water faucet was turn to off, and her mood turned to on. YEP! I suspect that! Because watch how comfortable and happy she is to see him!

Meanwhile, the other hens are in the hen-house cackling back and forth about how Chankla Face is an asshole that cries one minute about how she is leaving Russell for good and the next minute she is jumping on an airplane with him. Kyle is even fed up with Chankla Face and brings up how that bitch probably makes up all the wild stories about Russell. Notice how Lisa asks Kyle BITCH ISN’T SHE YOUR FRIEND? And Kyle is all licking Lisa’s ass and taking sides with Lisa and the majority because she doesn’t want to piss her rich friend off.

Chankla Face comes back in to fight some more and this is where shit got good. After Chankla sat there, whining about how she wants everyone to be honest, and bring everything out to the table Camille asks her if she really wants ALL OF  her true business out there and warns her to be careful with saying shit like that. All of the sudden Camille can’t take it anymore and straight up yells at Chankla “WE BEEN PROTECTING YOU! BECAUSE WE DON’T SAY THAT HE HITS YOU! BECAUSE WE DON’T SAY HE BROKE YOUR JAW! OR THAT HE BEAT YOU UP! AND THAT HE, HE HITS YOU! WE DON’T SAY THAT  BUT NOW WE SAID IT!” SNAAAP!!! Chankla wanted honesty and Camille brought up the 900 pound gorilla in the room. And all of the sudden I love Camille Grammer!

Lady KaKa is throwing a bitch fit and threatening to unleash deadly viral sex tapes of her irritable Hershey squirt, stained, nasty ass and Kelsey doing it. If she doesn’t get the money she is demanding from him for the divorce.

These disgusting  sex tapes are sure to  cause eye bleeding ulcers and permanent insanity plus nightmares for the rest of someones life. In other words an average adult can end up so traumatized and mentally disturbed, from watching these diarreah filled, sex tapes, that permanent lock up in the loony bin would be required for the rest of their life.

That Cuntmille sure thinks like an evil villain. Because if these sex tapes cause this much damage in the world, Kelsey is gonna have to pay her what she is asking for. Or else he may go to jail along with her, for being partially responsible for  the permanent insanity and possible death of thousands of people because he allowed the release of these disgusting, deadly sex tapes that cause insanity, blindness and even death.

Here is the original article from Star Magazine it also talks about how Lady KaKa use to do raunchy sex tapes for a living back in the 90′s. I’m not surprise with this skank. A ho is a ho:

 “Camille fully intends on staying a very rich woman,” a friend tells Star in this week’s issue, on sale now. “She wants a ton of money in the settlement.” And she’s willing to do whatever it takes to retain her lavish lifestyle.

 “Camille likes to remind Kelsey all the time that she has dirt on him. And she’s so upset over him dumping her for young flight attendant Kayte Walsh last summer — plus the fact that they’ve already gotten engaged — that she’s been dropping plenty of hints she’s ready and willing to embarrass him if he doesn’t give her a huge alimony payment,” the friend revealed.

And while Kelsey would be red-faced over the tapes going public Camille is far less shy. In fact, she’s already posed for Playboy and starred in two mainstream erotic movies in the 1990s.

Chankla Face is covering up for her fellow ho’ Lady KaKa , Irritable Bullshit Syndrome, Fake Bitch, Cuntmille Grammer. And saying nice things about Cuntmille not being ready to date because her children come first . BITCH PLEASE! Cuntmille KaKa breath was already way ahead of the game, even before Kelsey was doing his rounds with his shiny, brand-new,  ho’. Bitch was already living the life of a single desperate ho’ jumping on younger dick and what not. And how the fuck she gonna say she wants to concentrate on her children, when she don’t even know her kids first names she has to ask the nannies. But I guess ho’s have to stick together.

Check out this little piece of info my reader 808wave posted a little while ago from the Star magazine back in July:

“When Kelsey Grammer left Los Angeles to star in La Cage Aux Folles on Broadway last spring, he didn’t leave his wife Camille Donatacci pining for him. According to a source close to the family, the former Playboy model – who filed for divorce on July 1 citing “irreconcilable differences” – was too busy having a torrid affair with a twentysomething hunk.

Camille, 41, fell hard for the hottie, whom she met when he was working in a restaurant near the Grammers’ Hawaiian home, claims the source. “She had the audacity to bring him to L.A. and sleep with him in their house there. She was caught in the act, and when Kelsey found out, he was beside himself!”

And here is the article from People, about Chankla lying like a cheap rug in a skank motel, when she sticks up for her fellow gutter slut Cuntmille:

“She’s a very strong woman and she’s going to be fine,” she says. “She’s doing a fantastic job of managing everything, and she’s surrounded by people who care about her.”

And based on Armstrong’s supportive words, it seems some of those people are their Real Housewives costars.

“All of these women are strong, they all have causes they care about, they’re really good mothers, and I respect each and every one of them,” Armstrong says of the cast. “We have our differences, but at the end of the day, these are all beautiful women, and I hope that we can just stick together.”

Kelsey Grammer wasted no time replacing his battle ax, nightmare from hell Mrs. Irritable Shits Syndrome Camille Grammer. He got a replacement younger version of her , Kayte Walsh. That bitch hasn’t been surgically fucked with yet. But give it a minute Kelsey will have that ho’ at the plastic surgeon’s office in not time getting those 34 B’s porno sized .  Apparently Kelsey and the new ho’ were engaged for a WHILE . For a while eh?

Yep, while KaKa ho’ Camille was having her fun with Nick the Sancho Dick . Kelsey was already planning his wedding to his newer, younger, hotter, wife.  Yet, Cuntmille is so utterly pissed for being betrayed even thought she was more than likely , MORE  than likely, fucking Nick the Sancho dick in every room of the house. Methinks that Cuntmille just got butt hurt in the ego and the bitch can’t handle the fact she got replaced and took one Irritable Shits too many, after Kelsey did her and she sharted. I know it’s gross, but Cuntmille is gross very, very, gross. That’s why Kelsey left.

Here 2  articles on this fiasco:

Kelsey Grammer is going to walk down the aisle — for the fourth time! The Emmy-winning actor, 55, is engaged to girlfriend Kayte Walsh, 29, his rep confirmed to UsMagazine.com. “They have been engaged for a while,” Grammer’s rep said.

 In July, Grammer filed for divorce from third wife Camille, 41, currently starring in The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Married for 13 years, Kelsey and Camille have a daughter, Mason, 9, and son Jude, 5. (The end of their marriage is set to be documented on future episodes of the Bravo hit.)

And from Radaronline:

Kelsey Grammer is engaged to his new girlfriend Kayte Walsh, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

“They are engaged. They never really announced it, they are very happy and very much in love,” his rep Stan Rosenfield told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

She was spotted wearing a huge diamond engagement ring on arrival at a train terminal in Washington D.C. over the weekend. They were in town as guests at the annual The Kennedy Center Honors gala.

Kelsey, 55, and Kayte, 29, suffered a terrible setback earlier in the fall when she had a miscarriage shortly after announcing that they were expecting their first child together.

Camille Donatacci, the  actor’s third wife, filed for divorce in July citing irreconcilable differences. The divorce has yet to be finalized.

The demise of Kelsey and Camille’s marriage unfolded while Camille filmed the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. At the beginning of the season, Kelsey is seen leaving as the summer began to do a one-year stint on Broadway in La Cage aux Folles.

Shortly after his move, Camille learned that he had begun seeing flight attendant Walsh.

Camille and Kelsey were married for fourteen years and have two young children together.

Here’s an old bitch I never talk about no more. Gretchen Rossi. Her ass crawled back under that rock she came from and there hasn’t been much shit on her lately . Until now. Her ex Jay Photoglou. Yes Jay Photoglou the man involved in the never ending war with Gretchen Rossi, is now saying that he wants Gretchen to pay back all his money that he spend on all the legal fees and parking cost down the last penny. He is even charging for a $20.00 dinner were he talked shit about that ho’ about the case. Here is the original article including the  laundry list of expenses:

After a judge dismissed the majority of Rossi’s claims of defamation, Photoglou, 40, filed documents last week in Orange County Superior Court, demanding she pay back his legal expenses — including parking and a $20 dinner.

Here’s a rundown of some of his compensation demands, according to court documents:

• $96.25 for parking fees
• $289 in mileage fees
• $126.87 for color copies of exhibits
• $20.85 for a dinner meeting regarding the case
• $72,072.80 in legal fees

Altogether, Photoglou requests $85,864.08 for his troubles.

Asked why he can’t just let bygones be bygones, Photoglou said, “As to this date, I have only defended what she has brought against me, and attempted to make her pay for what was thrown out of court.”

The longtime Huntington Beach resident added that even if he goes bankrupt, he would still have to pay Gretchen punitive damages, if required by a judgment in her favor.

Photoglou still has his own defamation, slander and invasion of privacy/false light case against Rossi.

Rossi could not be reached for comment. Her attorney, Greg Brown, did not return a call for comment on the matter.

 Well to be honest with you I think Jay is a day late and Gretchen is a buck short by now that bitch don’t have no 85 thousand dollars . That little bit of money that PaPa Moneybags left her when he croaked. What the fuck was it like 2 million dollars. I bet It’s gonne! Because shit like  cars, hotels, vacations, Lakers tickes, , botox, gallons of ass bleaching bottles, booze, meth, crack and all that other fun shit that Slade Slimey needs in order to survive as a male gigolo in this day and age cost a lot of money. And 2 million is not much to cover all that expensive shit.  Yeap 2 million dollars ain’t much these days! I have learned and grown a lot since I started watching these crazy house whores and I used to think Gretchie was a raging goldigger. But now I’ve learned . She wans’t all that good at golddigging.

 If you gonna be a golddiger do it right don’t do that shit half assed. And after observing bitches like the Wig Kim Zolciak and that other bitch with the shits disease Camille Grammer I see that Gretchen should of being taking notes from those ho’s . Kim Zolciak does get something crazy like 200k per month per kid like my reader Robin was mentioning. Because her kids are 2 golden eggs that she acquired from some grandson of some  dude who is super villain billionaire, crazy, rich. You know the type that can kill you with their wallets.

 And then Cuntmille like my readers like to call her. It’s probably gonna get some crazy settlement like over 40 million. That’s the rumor. But in the end Cuntmille will spend 35 million on pounds of  Gucci sheets, that keep getting stained  from her irritable- bowel shits disease (Hey 808wave!) and the rest on male hookers and crack. That’s it!

Kelsey Grammer is now spending 6.5 million on a love nest where he can pork his newer younger hotter girlfriend and forget all about that battle ax Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome Camille Grammer. Camille says that she feels ‘Humiliated’ about how Kelsey embarrassed her . Blah, blah, blah. I don’t feel sorry for that ho’, she hit the jackpot while laying on her back when she hooked up with Kelsey. And even though she is getting ‘Humiliated’ she is still gonna get like what 70 million bucks or some shit like that ?!

A stuck up,vain bitch, like her who sits there judging people based on a ‘Pecking Order’ should know her fucking place and accept that gold diggers have an expiration date from the date they are bought .So they end up falling down ‘The Pecking Order’ anyways. But in  exchange they get to keep their ex-husbands millions of dollars and live the rest of their lives happily ever after. Buying a never ending supply of expensive shit, getting massages, botox, snorting coke and fucking away their  younger gigolos. 

 With all that money she is gonna get she’ll be able to trade in her Sancho-Nick and get  two-twenty year old giggolos. They sell them 2 for 1. I CHECKED!  Shit she’ll be able to get a stable of young gigolos.One for each day of the week. It’s gonna look like a dick buffet.So fuck that bitch .

The only thing that I kinda, NOT REALLY! but KINDA feel sorry for  her, is her culo fugly face . Her face looks like is made of plastic and is melting in certain spots and falling apart. IT’S ALL WEIRD! 

 When I see her face I’ve had these visions, that she turns and looks at Nick and says in a weird, creepy, trying to sound seductive-voice ‘Nick make love to me!’ and part of her face transplant is gonna be hanging, melting, with her eyeball all exposed, with some weird, green puss running down her melting face and all creepy looking . And Nick is just gonna jump and go ‘WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” And run out of her house in horror while she chases him. Like one of those Tales from the Crypt stories. You know it’s gonna happen one of these days; because The Boss Lady’s had visions like these in the past and they come true! Yea I know scary, I’m scared too believe me.

We all  know damn well she is never gonna be able to fix her scary ass face  and the Sancho’s she’ll be screwing are gonna be sitting there closing their eyes pretending she is some other chick, (or dude) and just be there for the paycheck.

That’s all part of ‘The Pecking Order’. 

Here is the original article from New York Post:

The wife is always the last to know.

Kelsey Grammer’s spouse, Camille, was blindsided when he launched a torrid affair with a much younger woman. And now she’s about to learn her soon-to-be ex has plunked down $6.5 million for a love nest he’ll share with the hot 28-year-old flight attendant.

They’ll soon be shacking up at 100 Eleventh Ave., the sexy glass building on the Hudson designed by starchitect Jean Nouvel.

Several sources told The Post that the former “Frasier” star, who’s in the midst of divorce proceedings, was “adamant” that the deal be kept deep under wraps. Everyone involved had to sign top-secret confidentiality agreements to keep his wife from finding out.

The 55-year-old Grammer, who was previously renting at the star-studded 15 Central Park West, and his latest squeeze, needed the extra space.

The four-bedroom apartment is big enough for his two young kids when they visit from LA, where they’re living with their mom, a “Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.”

Camille Donatacci Grammer has said she feels “very bitter,” not to mention “humiliated,” about Kelsey’s decision to dump her because of his liaison with Kayte Walsh.

Camille is Kelsey’s third wife and the mother of two of his four children.