NeNe Leakes is all kinds of talented, she is a Twitter warrior who likes to sends colorful messages to take bitches down, she also drunk dials Anderson Cooper at whim and now she is also a wine maker. Watch out Bethenny, Ramona, Teresa, (did I forget anyone?) and all the other House Skanks who are trying to peddle hooch.

Last week NeNe  was in some sort of limo with Andy Cohen when she decided to drunk dial Anderson Cooper and yell “DON’T BE TARDY FOR THE PARTY!” She scared the fuck out of Anderson Cooper who thought it was a stalker or some shit. I bet he regretted allowing NeNe to bully him into giving her his phone number when he had her over on his TV show after she handed him a bottle of her craziness and sweat called “Miss Moscato”  Miss Mosquito? WTF?

NeNe is now so rich that she is even investing in making fugly ass t-shirts that read “I’m Rich Bitch” and only charging a measly $150.00 so that she can keep been a rich bitch and purchase nine million dollar Miami mansions.

NeNe On Wendy Williams:

NeNe is also skilled in the art of the Tweeting and has been tweeting all kinds of crazy shit to get her ho’ stars fired up by reunion time, she also tweeted her disgust over last night’s Infamous Ridiculous episode.

Check out these tweets by the notorious NeNe:

@NeNeLeakes NeNe Leakes

What is wrong wit these people! I can tell u this much, no matter what happens, they will ALWAYS find a way 2 blame me ALWAYS,” NeNe

“It was Kandi’s party! Why they talking about me?” “Oh well, who else they gone talk about”

NeNe had a lot to say on the nasty ass fugly stripper who sucked his own dong  because that shit was just WROOOONG!:

The episode opens with Sheree at some random construction site that she paid the construction workers 20 bucks and a boobie flash to pretend she owns that property where she tries to sell everyone the lie that she is building her dream home Bullshit By Sheree Chateau By Sheree.

At Phaedra’s she is  bitching her paid boy-toy out, for getting his ass pulled over for supposedly a case of “mistaken Identity”.  Apollo is pissed because he believes Phaedra is going around gossiping about his legal issues, and Phaedra says she will be cutting his allowance if he keeps getting pulled over for being in a clown car with his saggy pants down and embarrassing Lady Phaedra Parks of sophisticated society. Damn Apollo get with the program!

At Cynthia’s house her baby daddy is visiting and of course Papa Smurf is sitting there cooking his Uncle Ben rice with a quart of  sour attitude. Peter is not too happy that Cynthia’s old flame is over to check on his offspring and Leon gives Uncle Ben advice on how to deal with Cynthia’s family of course Peter is jolted that Leon has the nerve to give his old ass advice because old ass dogs set in their ways like Uncle Ben here, are not open EVER to taking  advice from his wife’s younger nicer MORE HANDSOME ex that obviously Papa Smurf is jealous of.

Besides Papa Smurf has been stupid and a failure this long and has never bothered taken any useful advice from ANYONE (look at his track record of failed businesses) so he is not about to start taking advice now because unconsciously angry Papa Smurf is only happy when he is a loser and looks like a fool. You can tell Papa Smurf wanted to smurf Leon with a sharp knife who was only trying to give him major advice. And since he is constantly hating on everything and everyone,  talking to him is like talking to a beast so Leon should just give up.

For a so-called picky run away bride Cynthia sure did a major fuck up by choosing Peter. Why would she pick that sour, aggressive Viagra-needing Troll and not hold on to that charming easy-going Leon? The more I see Peter’s attitude the more I think Cynthia is an idiot. The more Cynthia opens her mouth to defend him (and NeNe) the more she verifies she is a certified idiot. Picky runaway bride? MY ASS! More like doormat kiss-ass is more like it.

And speaking of Cynthia being NeNe’s lapdog has anyone noticed how she is to NeNe what Kelly was to Jill? Yeah, think about that for a minute.

Peter is opening a new bar for the 50th time, he says this one is going to be successful. Cynthia is nervous and Leon wants to bust up laughing. If Peter handles his businesses the way he handles himself around people it is no wonder all his businesses keep flopping.

Kim and Sheree have lunch together and Kim says she misses getting drunk, while she downs a glass of wine. For strange reasons we will never know Kim kisses Sheree’s ass and says they been good friends for 10 years even though Sheree tried to snatch her wig off that one time. Kim brags to Sheree that she is buying a huge mansion and Sheree is jealous because all she has is that fake demolished property she tried to pass off as the future land to her imaginary mansion Shit by Sheree. She will be starting some bullshit to mask her jealousy with Kim over this in the future. Mark my words. After that the two bitches agree that they wont live in used houses with old linoleum floors Ala Teresa Giudice season 1.

NeNe’s son is getting picked up by her soon to be ex and there’s some boring awkward conversation over bringing one-night stand drunks over while Brent is home, and some shit about not hiring random hobos to watch Brent because he is too old to get a babysitter or some shit. I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention. Moving right along.

Phaedra and Kandi are shopping for a gift for Kim’s baby shower and end up getting her some kinky nipple cream. Kandi tries to get the dirt on Phaedra’s boy-toy’s recent arrest, but Phaedra directs the conversation (in the Phaedra way) towards PETER! YES how about that bastard Peter and the interview he gave that one time, to that one magazine were he said he hated EVERYBODY! Do you see how she shifted that? Kandi doesn’t notice the conversation got shifted until days later then, she wonders what the hell happened. Phaedra is talented I tells ya’.

The day of Kim’s baby shower that shit was of course over the top crazy complete with a huge-ass cake and emplastered in creepy pictures of a pregnant Kim half naked looking like a  Trailer-Park Real Doll.

Kim’s father makes an tacky appearance when he obnoxiously pounces on Phaedra and pushes her his business card to pimp his company. With a father that persistent is no wonder Kim turned out to be such a good gold-digger.

Surprisingly Kim knows ALL the blondes in Atlanta and in the sea of blondes Kandi makes her way to find Kim. IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

Brielle gives a sweet speech about how her drunken-ass, wig wearing, chain smoking, mama finally hit a touch down with Kroy (pun intended!)  and thanks him for ‘knocking” up her mom so soon. Everyone loves each other and are all happy and all the bitches keep fawning over Kroy because that’s what happens when someone finally lands a nice husband. Even Phaedra although the bitch notices Kim party resembled her over the top “boughetto” extravaganza last season, but it’s all good they all love each other, for now.

Cynthia and Peter show up to the last 10 minutes of this five hour baby shower with no present (YES, THIS SHIT WAS FIVE FUCKING HOURS!) because it took Peter 5 hours to cook his instant Uncle Ben Angry Rice and that’s why they didn’t have time to stop at the dollar store and pick up a gift. Before Papa Smurf and Cynthia walk into the event, Papa Smurf makes a comment about how he hopes  they don’t get kicked out of this event, but he was really hoping for the opposite because that’s what angry psychopaths with a short fuse do.

Peter and Cynthia plop down to eat whatever scraps where left over from the baby-shower feast, and Peter proudly announces he is opening a new puterio that will be successful this time. Everyone wants to bust up laughing (AGAIN!) but everyone holds back knowing Papa Smurf’s anger management problems. However, there’s always a child in the group that can’t help to lightly and inconspicuously poke a stick at the angry beast and Phaedra waits for the perfect moment to jump in.

Meanwhile, Papa Smurf senses everyone thinks he is a joke and is willing and open to take anyone’s comments, attitudes, or breathing patterns as insults and invitations to start a brawl up in this bitch to rival the the Real Housewives Of New Jersey Christening That Went Horribly Wrong (why do you think he tried to start with Lawrence over his high-heels? But that bitch don’t care and simply dismissed his shit comment crushed under his stiletto) and so when Phaedra makes a comment that Peter will not invite her to his grand opening at Bar Flop because he mentioned during  his magazine interview he don’t like her or any of the other bitches and thinks they are all “not cute” ( this is the same interview Phaedra was talking about earlier) Apollo says something about him and Phaedra not wasting their time reading that shit and Peter starts grinding on Apollo who only stood up for Phaedra’s big mouth.

The men get into an ugly yelling-match/ argument. Except there wasn’t much of an argument, it all consisted of the two men barking the same sentences to each other back and forth GET YOUR MONEY TOGETHER YOU’RE TOO OLD, GET YOUR MONEY TOGETHER YOU’RE TOO OLD, I GOT MY MONEY I GOT MY MONEY. 

Suddenly, the camera got all grainy like someone was shooting it with a cell phone and the back and forth tit for tat kept going, but still no real argument or people sobbing in Italian yelling “get the gun” or anything like that so, if they were trying to upstaged the Real Housewives Of New Jersey Christening That Went Horribly Wrong they failed miserably, plus Kroy calling the police so that it didn’t turn into a disaster New Jersey Christening level didn’t help.

Cynthia sat there saying she was ‘MORTIFIED!” and trying to pretend her husband is NOT an embarrassing asshole with no trigger control who uses her hotness and fame to coat-tail his way to fame-whoring and fortune while dragging her to the pits of the gutter circus of crazy in all it’s embarrassing glory. I am surprised she is “MORTIFIED!” wasn’t she hoping to get kicked out along with Peter? Phaedra laughs during her talking head interview and says Apollo is off parole and doesn’t have a problem beating up an elderly person on Medicare.

Meanwhile Kim missed the whoooole sloppy mess because she was having a cigarette and wine break, since she smokes and drinks for two now and has to keep that shit away from the cameras.

Kim and her mother Karen.

A Real Housewife can not have a perfect wedding without a scandalaous fight. That’s the case with Kim Zolciak who married her baby-daddy Kroy Biermann on 11/11/11 at a lavish wedding at her new home. It appears that for some unknown reason Kim kicked her own mother out of her wedding she even had the police escort her out. Other rumors state her mother flat out refused to go to her daughter’s wedding while commenters on different sites are stating that when the footage airs people will see what a bitch Kim was to her own mother. Also we may see this footage as part of Kim’s new TV show ala Bethenny Getting Married style. 

Kim’s nuptials.

 From Straigh From The A:

While there was plenty of security on the grounds, there’s no word yet on why Kim felt the need to call the cops on her own mother!

Although Marlo Hampton was supposed to be a Real Housewife of Atlanta this season and she thought she was official (and so did everyone else) she ended up getting bumped down from housewife to side-kick Ala Fernanda Rocha. According to StraightFromTheA Marlo was demoted because of her scandalous jail-bird ass.

Supposedly Marlo is running around town telling everybody and their mama she is a Real Housewife, but according to a source Bravo decided they were going to just use her as background drama support and not make her an official Real Housewife because the main reason they brought her on, was so that she would  get in the wig-pulling ring with the notorious NeNe Leakes over Charles Grant (NeNe’s boyfriend) whom Marlo was supposedly engaged to , but instead her and NeNe ended up getting along and her bullshit story about her relationship and engagement to Charles was “highly inaccurate” , and she was pulling “stunts” to get on the show . In other words she was full of shit.

Marlo was never engaged to Charles, maybe in her wet fame-whoring  fantasies only, so Charles didn’t know about it and when Marlo asked him to play along he laughed her out of his sight and disagreed to be part of such a ridiculous ass-clown-skeam. Is kinda of suspicious her and NeNe got along so well and never fought over Charles I wonder if NeNe was trying to convince Charles to go along with the charade also. So instead of cat fighting the other ho’s Marlo decided to befriend them to stay on, but that didn’t work.

Bravo then decided that the other excuses for not putting Marlo on was she didn’t quite meet the qualifications of  married or divorced, gold-digger, dating a sugar-daddy,  or just be a baller’s plaything.

BUT what about all those ex-con scandalous rap sheets she has? Sure that has to count for something? And her fronting to get on the show? Doesn’t that immediately qualify her? I thought Bravo wanted crazy and she is a crazy ex-con who is fronting and full of shit.

Bravo exec’s then said that they didn’t know about her criminal past which sounds stupid because they could very well give these bitches background test I’m sure they have the funds for it.

But maybe Bravo (with the recent Russell Armstrong unfortunate end and other incidents like Punta Cana just to name two) is worried this ho’ may go shit-balls-nuts on one of the other bitches and they don’t want no blood on their hands.

So Bravo used the excuse that she needs to have something to flaunt or at least front  and what she was giving them was not enough so Bravo decided to cut her. Methinks Bravo mainly got pissed off she didn’t bring in the drama with NeNe; along with the fact she wasn’t banging the football player.

Lisa Wu Hartwell and her husband Ed Hartwell are now separated according to news that broke this past Saturday. Mediatakeout .com reported that supposedly the reason for their breakup is because Lisa is NOT happy with her husband’s financial situation. However, Lisa denied those allegations and tweeted that it was not due to hubby being a broke ass:

“Sadly.We r separated but wld NEVER b over money. That is so far frm the truth. Wish ppl cld respect ppl’s privacy during times like these,”

Just today Mediatakeout reported that Lisa is already hooking up with a new wallet man, who happens to also be a celebrity because that’s all this bitch dates. Lisa is now dating actor Malcolm Jamal Warner and according to insiders her ex Ed is devastated over the break up.

Just wanted to comment on this. Why I am not surprised, but $14.00 razors? Really? Was there no razors in the house? That’s something a homeless bum would steal not a stoner punk. And from Walmart none the less!  For reals Bryson? What happened to stealing fun shit like video games, flat screen TV’s, bottles of Patron, raised up toilet seats? ect. You know fun shit! But razors? If he was desperate to shave, why didn’t he steal soap too?

Here is the original article:

Bryson Bryant, the son of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star  NeNe Leakes, was arrested by Duluth police yesterday for charges of shoplifting.

The 21 year old also violated probation. He was arrested last year  for charges of marijuana possession.

According to the police report, Bryant was caught at a Wal-Mart stealing two Gillette Mach3 razors that the Wal-Mart loss prevention employee Taija Aldridge valued at $14.25 each. Bryant was with Damien Harris, who was issued a citation for shoplifting two razors himself and released.

Bryant’s storyline over three seasons of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” started out hopeful. He entered college during season one but soon dropped out. He has since shown minimal amounts of ambition and a consistently wan look on his face as NeNe tried to knock some sense into him.

The skeletal information is available on www.gwinnettcountysheriff.com on the docket book.

A colleague of mine Andria Simmons was able to find out, on a more secure section of the website, that Bryant is still listed as being in jail and has no bond because his latest arrest apparently violated conditions of probation on a prior offense.

Bryant’s last known address is in Duluth, according to a Nexis search.

NeNe’s latest Tweet: “My day just got started off wrong! Damn”

Straight From The A got some suspicious pictures of NeNe Leakes and her ex Greg Leakes. Apparently they were spotted together last Saturday and pictures were snapped of the pair as they cozied up on a couch at 2011 Essence Festival on July 2, 2011
at the Belvedere Lounge. Supposedly these two are no longer together or are they?

Look at this tweet :

Also according to the website  Straight From The A Nene and Greg will never split because they have too much dirt on each other and not only were they spotted at this club on July 3rd but they have also been spotted chilling together when NeNe jet-sets around L.A. and Miami.

Check this shit out:

And they also left together!

 Like my reader Lizzie posted this fool is at it again! Since his last venue got shut down for being a scam and playing people dirty, Cynthia’s husband Peter Thomas just had to run out and start running another scam another business again. Maybe his ass will pay people this time but I doubt it, since he sounds all chaotic and not like someone who is together enough to handle a successful business. Look how he ran the last restaurant into the ground. What I am wondering is, how is he gonna find people to work for him when he apparently already pissed everyone off in that town and never mind finding peons to pour wine what about patrons? Did this  dipshit open the restaurant in another state? Because when people find out who owns the new restaurant how the fuck are they going to be willing to visit his new venue and give him any business ? If all the previous reports are true about Peter running a scam will these people really want  to get robbed and bullied again by this prick and his thugs?

Here are some snapshots of the event, NeNe Leakes was in attendance hosting the grand opening while Peter ran a new scam and changed the prices on the wine:

Mediatakeout.com reported recently about Peter Thomas going to trial for woman beating! The way that fool bossed Cynthia around and the way he would lose his shit if he didn’t get his way was a dead give away that his ass has slapped a chick or two in his day and I hope he is not smacking Cynthia also. Hopefully that bitch is smarter than that and cuts her losses and leaves his ass even if she doesn’t get her money back.

According to Mediatakeout his ass went to trial for beating up a former employee named Tamela. He was charged with ‘simple battery’ and is having a ‘bench trial’. He may go to jail for a year. (Good maybe him and Barney Devito can be cellmates!). And check out this interesting interview Mr. Thomas gave Uptown Magazine were his ass doesn’t hold back shit.

From Uptown Magazine:

ON THE MONEY-LENDING INCIDENT
As much as I appreciate what she’s done, it probably came across to everybody that she put up all this money to help me build my restaurant. No. Initially, she put up $10,000. Uptown [Restaurant and Lounge] cost several hundred thousand dollars—$10,000 couldn’t buy the silverware and the plates at Uptown.

So it’s not like she’s supported my vision and gave me money to build a restaurant ’cuz that’s not what happened. And I want to clear that up. I didn’t agree with her putting that out there to the public. But she’s on a reality show and she’s a new jack to it, so she might feel as if that’s what she needed to do. I didn’t agree to that. But I didn’t oppose either, especially if she’s telling the truth. She has the right to say it. But I don’t want the viewers to leave with the impression, “Oh, sh-t. He got with this model girl and she’s putting up all this money to support his sh-t.”  That’s not the way it is.

SHE CAN’T TELL ME NO
If I need her to do something for me again, she better step up. That’s part of her duty as a wife. Because she’s never gonna call on me and I say no—never. It’s my duty as a husband to provide whatever support to [help] her go forward. The show that I’m on is called Atlanta Housewives, not Atlanta Husbands. I’m not getting paid to be on the show. But I have to do it to support my wife. So I just gotta bite my lip, swallow my spit, and call it a day.

Click here to read the rest.

 After Mediatakeout reported that Peter beat up ex-employee Tamala he said the charges were bullshit. And he gives a totally different story than what was reported. He was also found NOT GUILTY. Check this shit out:

Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband, Peter Thomas, isn’t heading to jail and was recently found not guilty of battery.

Despite reports that a charge of simple battery might result in Peter’s incarceration, the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband told Sister 2 Sister that there was really no threat of his being found guilty as a result of the incident that happened more than a year ago.

According to Peter, his accuser was a woman who was acting up in his restaurant and throwing plates. After asking her to leave, he returned about 30 minutes later and was accused of pushing her. Peter said she slipped and the former employees who testified on his behalf backed his story.

Police were called to the scene, which is routine procedure in a case where assault is reported. He was charged and spent 17 hours in jail when the incident first happened.

Fans of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” either loved Peter or hated him. Although he often came off as a bit controlling on camera, he was also one of the more straightforward personalities on the show, a characteristic that endeared him to many.

Peter said he’s surprised by all the media attention over his brief appearance in court Monday. “For some reason, today blogs went crazy,” said Peter, who has other things to worry about, such as the launch of his new club.

 But at the bottom of the page an interesting comment was posted by the woman who claims is the victim of Peter’s rage:

 Tamelabennett 1 comment

You want the real story ask any former Employee of Uptown Lounge. I am not some crazy female throwing plates for nothing I was assaulted and once I got up off the ground I got up buck’n Only reason Mr. Thomas got off is because of his celebrity and his paid made up witness’s that I have never seen b4 but the pictures tell all. There will be an appeal, justice was not served…

I guess it’s not over!

Thanks to KikiLulu for posting the original link to this mess!