Crooked Brooks Is Already Sick Of Icky Vicki Gunvalson’s Shit And Ex-HouseSkank Lynne Curtin Divorcing AGAIN!
It didn’t take long for Brooks Crooks to make the move from Missisipi to OC Cali to live as resident love-tank-filler/housebitch of Vicki Gunvalson. But, it also didn’t take long (I would think like 5 minutes tops) for him to get sick, fed up and tired of Vicki’s anal controling ways and not the type of anal that I’m sure Brooks was hoping for.
From Radaronline:
“He recently relocated to Orange County to be closer to her and that’s proven to be a complete disaster. He says he feels constantly irritated and annoyed by her and finds her possessive and controlling.”
Even though Brooks is already sick of Vicki’s controlling ways his ass is already addicted to the famewhoredom that comes with dating Icky Vicki, and enjoys all the attentions he gets from random ho’s when he makes appearances at super markets, whorehouses and massage parlors and shit like that. Yeah, hasn’t he realized that asshole bloggers are going to gang-punk clown on his ass and dig all of the dead bodies in his closet?
Also, during the Wines By Wives event, gossipy witnesses revealed that Crooks and Vicki were NOT acting like the couple in love that Vicki is trying to pretend they are. Apparently, these two dipshits dind’t even arrive together to the event and Brooks was doing his rounds hitting on women and creeping them the fuck out:
“They didn’t arrive together,” the source says. “Vicki made some grand entrance in a Bentley while Brooks stood around in the crowd waiting for her. Then they were hardly together all night.
“Vicki stayed in one corner pretty much all of the night, holding court, while Brooks worked the room like a shark looking for his prey.”
“I saw Brooks hitting on several women and he seemed to be using pretty much the same old chat up line with all of them. A couple of the women spoke to me later and commented on how creepy he was.”
Was this creepo telling random bitches how much he loves them and their children, after two whooping minutes of knowing them?
Later on, when Brooks Crooks was probably already drunk off his ass and had a loose tongue he told a gossipy witness that he was sick of Vicki’s shit already. I bet the person he probably said this to, was some woman he was trying to pick up for an evening booty-call and that bitch ran to Radaronline to sell the gossip:
“Then, later in the night, Brooks told a friend of mine that he was sick of all of Vicki’s bullshit and that he was totally over her drama.
“I really don’t see these two lasting much longer.”
How can someone who is supposedly so smart be so fucking stupid! I bet Brooks is going to rob this bitch blind. I think it would be cheaper and more satisfying for Miss Alpha Female Independent Business Lady Vicki Gunvalson to just get a paid professional gigolo instead, at least they work out and are younger than this fat-ass, bloated, alcoholic unemployed loser Brooks who probably needs Super Viagra to fill her rusty Love Tank!
And now let’s move on to an ex-house skank that’s still trying to hang on to fame and like the flaming herpes refuses to go the fuck away. Lynne Curtin or Curtains flipped out on her dimwitted husband of 23 years (didn’t this idiot do this once before already?!) and told Radaronline she was filling for divorce from her husband. Except her husband didn’t know it yet but, she told Radaronline first so this way they can blind-side her husband and tell him the shenanigans she is up to.
From Radaronline:
“After more than 20 years of marriage Frank and I have decided to go our separate ways,”
“I love Frank but it was time to go out on my own.”
“I haven’t filed for divorce yet, but I’m going to be doing so soon,”
“Who knows what the future holds, but I’m looking forward to doing the things that I want to do,”
Did this bitch get evicted again? Because last time she threatened her oblivious husband with divorce it was because his ass was broke and not able to keep up the payments on their rented beach house, that this ho’ bragged up and down was their own home and since rent wasn’t paid on it because Lynn and her oldest daughter Raquel had plastic surgery they all ended up with their shit on the side walk and living out of their cars like dirty hobos. I wonder if she is threatening to walk because she had another face transplant and her husband Frank wasn’t able to keep up with her wild spending sprees and surgery addictions plus her Cuffs Of Whore line I heard wasn’t making any money.
This is what Lynne’s clueless husband Frank had to say about Lynne’s latest hissy fit, when asked for his reaction:
“It’s hard to even confirm it. How do you confirm something that you don’t want? It’s very heartbreaking for me. It’s painful to even talk about it,” Frank said. “I’m deeply in love with my wife. Business is so bad, it has caused a lot of stress in my relationship. I love my wife. She’s just not herself right now.”
“I’m not a willing participant in this. It hurts to even think about it or talk about it. Call me old-fashioned, but I take my vows very seriously.” The vow he is most likely referring to would be “for richer or for poorer.”
Also recently on Watch What Happens Live! Tamra Barney revealed that the Curtain girls have long moved out and one lives with a boyfriend while the other with a grandparent.
I feel sorry for Lynne’s dimwitted husband who is obviously so in love with her beef jerky ass he would die without her. I sure hope she gets over her bitch fit and takes him back, even if they both have to be beach-hobos together because I don’t think they can do any better than each other. Hang in there Frank!