Check out the video above, it was hilarious and horrifying at the same time!

Remember Lizzie Grubman?  The woman that Ashley Holmes works for (for free), remember when Ashley flipped out in front of her and Jacqueline in that one episode because she has to drive to the city to her no pay-job and that’s why her step dad bought her a car (again). Well, that bitch declined an offer to be on Real Housewives of New York, because they can’t film you snorting lines of meth according to her she is too busy running over people with a car her PR firm and having a life to do this bullshit show.

Bravo is thinking about replacing the whole skank team with new fresh hotter meat. So that is exactly why I don’t understand why they asked Lizzie Grubman’ to join in the first place? WTF?

When she made her appearance on that one episode with Ashley she looked like she had been up for eight nights straight, with her nose in a mirror taking breaks every now and then by picking the scabs off her face.

From New York Post:

Also in other news because Kelly Looney Tunes is crazy I guess that bitch is saying she misses Bethenny Frankel now, and she is happy that Bethenny is doing well. THE FUCK? 

Here is what she told Eonline:
 

 Well I guess that’s good, maybe she stopped taking the chemical jelly beans and just went granola and that calms the psycho.

Jacqueline is getting ready for the holidays and has the whole family over including loud mouth and professional weave pulling daughter Ashley, who  is now berating her mother for meddling into other bitches business (Gorga/Giudice feud). Yeeeaaaah, because Ashley always keeps out of drama!  Plus why is she dressed like a Halloween pumpkin?  I thought these are Christmas decorations they are making, not Halloween costumes.

God Mother Caroline is also getting ready for the Chrismasseses (misspelled on purpose!) and little Caroline (Lauren) is on ‘bitch mode’ because she now feels left out of her brothers click. More on that bitchiness later.

There is a creepy ass Christmas tree that looks like ’someone shot the Grinch’ I didn’t know Joker Face Staub died. But maybe it’s just her fifteen minutes of famewhoring that are dead.

Caroline finds out that ‘creepy’ Santa’s face got eaten by a baby Chupacabra and Albie is happy about that because now he can use mutilated Santa to send a message to the next idiot they’re gonna clip.

Melissa is having some music producers  over to convince them she is the next Beyonce. Melissa starts to sing a song ‘Ala American Idol’ to impress the producers her ‘wretched’ ass gets a thumbs up from the producers (that Psycho Little Joey just wrote a check to).  But she is  still a day late and a dollar short so her ass better become a wedding singer or some shit. Maybe Godfather Al can book her at the Brownstoner for all the weddings, quinceaneras and Bar Mitzvah’s that go on there.

The ‘You’re an asshole’ music starts playing when the producers asks Melissa to put in fifteen hours a day and little Psycho  Joe is not too happy about that shit because he is supportive of her delusional music aspirations, but still wants her to be barefoot and pregnant while holding a microphone. So Psycho Joe decides to make his basement /wine room into Melissa’s studio so he can lock her up. This way Melissa can hold a baby in one hand a microphone in the other and still breast-feed Psycho Joey while he fights baby Gorga for a nipple.

Teresa is wearing her Louboutin $1,000.00 dollars hooker boots to seduce Barney Devito because they are happy that they don’t hate each other and their ass is sitting on the floor since now their house has no furniture because of that little Grinch that stole it. And so they eat their 30 cent Top Ramen and ketchup on the floor. Then, they fart.

Teresa says that this has been a fucked up year. You know with the bankruptcy and all the lawsuits and all. So, this is the reason she goes out and buys thousand dollar boots! She doesn’t even buy furniture to replace the shitty furniture that’s missing! Teresa rather sit on the floor with her nice  thousand dollar boots than have a table to fuck on.

On this episode Teresa addresses the fraud lawsuit her husband Barney Devito Giudice got slammed with. His ex-partner accuses him of forging his signature on some documents and Barney Devito believes it was some Nacho Midget  dressed like Barney Devito that can write like Barney Devito that did it. Teresa believes and supports her husband’s explanation.

Next Kathy and her husband Richie attempt to purchase a funeral parlor restaurant and come across some huge venue that’s way out of their prize range. They are introduced to the person selling the restaurant who takes them on a tour. Richie admits that he doesn’t have the money to buy this huge restaurant and the owner of the restaurant gets pissed off because these low renters are wasting his time so he tells them that if they find someone to lend them money to call him back and he says it all attitudy too!

So Kathy and Richie crawl their sorry asses over to the Brownstoner to asks the God Father for some money to invest in their new venture and the God Father’s answer was: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!  No really it was, I’m not making it up this time.

Did ya all notice how pissed off Kathy was when big Al laughs? And she rolls her eyes. Then, the God Father straight up tells them they don’t know what the hell they are getting into and he is not lending them money for some stupid bullshit restaurant that would end up going bankrupt anyways, and if he not  stupid enough to give Christopher money for a Putana-carwash (that never happened, thank God!) then he is not stupid enough to give them money for a restaurant because just like he didn’t want to end up washing cars topples at Christopher’s car wash he doesn’t want to end up washing dishes at these fucktards future failed restaurant.Then, he tells them the hounds are getting released in ten seconds and to get the fuck off his property and quit wasting his time.   Damn no love for them. That sucks!

Psycho Joe Gorga is busy building away his wife’s tacky ‘gold’ studio so she can make ‘golden records’ while she makes Psycho Joe Lasagna. Joe says he will put his wife in a sound booth with mirrors so he can keep an eye on her, and make sure she is not getting out of line.

Lauren and Jacqueline show up to visit the Manzo brothers. Lauren says she hopes her brothers don’t have any bitches over tonight. BECAREFUL GREG! Christopher and Albie are hanging out at their new swanky pad  and of course their house bitch Greg is there also. Greg has now been promoted to little sister because Lauren was demoted to bitchy bitch. Lauren is pissed off about getting replaced by Greg and decides she wants to get into a cat fight with him over her brothers. Then, she starts crying and Jacqueline hugs her, but her brothers and new little sister Greg roll up their eyes at Lauren for being so ridiculous. Albie says he is glad to have Greg as a friend because at least he can’t date Lauren. But he can date him BUA HA HA HA!!!! If Albie came out of the closet,  in that way I would love him forever. But I doubt it, I think I’m getting my hopes up.

Because Lauren has a little bitch crying fit over being replaced by Greg, Albie decides to give her an early Christmas present and hands her a key to the apartment so she can come over anytime. Greg is not happy, what if she opens the door when they are all having ‘naked ham throwing night?.’ HUH?

 Jacqueline visits Kim Granny-Tell because that bitch has a lot of gossip and Kim shows off her new chandelier that she will use to hang from after she does her special Granny Panties Pole Special. However, when Kim tells Jacqueline about the heap of gossip she has on Teresa Jacqueline yells at her to ‘shut the fuck up! BITCH!’

We also find out (according to Kim) that she had a brain tumor and that’s why she’s so crazy. I knew that bitch had a hole in her head!

Kim thinks that Teresa doesn’t like her and that’s why she is always going after her, but Jacqueline explains it’s because her saggy ass is an easy target for clowning, specially when she is trying to polish the pole with her granny panties. TRUE!

At the Manzo boys apartment Lauren can’t find a marker to put her brother’s names on the Christmas stockings so she will use red crushed pepper and Caroline says it’s a ‘very Guido Christmas’.

The green feather Christmas tree is freaking Albie out, and I don’t blame him that shit looks like a dead bird that was dipped in a pool of green Kool Aid and became road kill. Horrible!

Greg tries to be nice and suggest that they all go somewhere including Lauren. Like a  little bitch Lauren snaps at Greg I DON’T WANT YOUR PITY, DON’T INCLUDE ME IN YOUR SHIT BITCH! Then she bitches over something stupid about how the other night her brothers made dinner with Greg and she wasn’t even invited, although Lauren lives almost an hour away and calling her every time they  boil water to make  Cup Of Noodles  would be stupid  just so that she can drive for one hour. The God Mother tells Lauren she’s been an ‘unreasonable’ asshole and should go hang out with Ashley and ‘get a hobby’ practicing how to become a future Real House Skank  instead of worrying over what the heck her brothers are doing all day.

Jacqueline prepares for her party and is worried the tables will fight back because she knows that Psycho Joe also likes to bang on tables and let’s not forget Teresa and her table flipping skills. Jacqueline’s parents want to ad more alcohol to the drinks that will be served that night so that hopefully another brawl will break out.

This episode was filmed at the time Teresa and Barney Devito had to go to court for Barney Devito’s fraud charges. And while in the car when Teresa is berating Barney Devito to ‘keep it classy’, he tells her to shut up like three times. But later she keeps it classy when she goes and tells this woman Monica Chacon (who happens to be her husbands ex-partners lawyer’s wife) to quit talking shit about her or some table flipping is gonna go down. Teresa says she did it to ‘silence the lamb’.  The fuck?

Teresa and Barney Devito show up and Teresa is clad in her best cave-woman fur. Melissa and Psycho Joe  arrive and Melissa is also wearing her cave-woman Jr. fur coat.

Why did  Bravo have to make me throw up a little bit in my mouth? Notice how when Psycho Joe showed up they cut to Teresa who tells him he looks thin or some shit and she feels his chest? Then they cut to Barney Devito who is looking pissed and jelaous that Teresa is complementing her brother? Then Lauren gives her 2-cents on Melissa and basically just says that Melissa is a younger cuter version of Teresa and that the 2 bitches are fighting over Psycho Joe’s love! WHAT!? WHY!? WHY BRAVO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT THESE UNDERTONES OF INCESTS IN THIS BULLSHIT WHY!! I WAS FINE AND THEN YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HEAD AND I HAVE A SICK HEAD TOO! Another blogger made the remark that Psycho Joe and Teresa are Banjo Players together. EEEEWWWW!!!!! I sure in fuck hope they are NOT!!! Click here to read that post.   I hope Lauren never ever ever says any shit like that again. I would never compete for my brothers love with his wife. Please! Last time I saw that punk I was glad he was going home with his wife. No competing there.

While the little shindig is going on at Jacqueline’s everyone has this air of fake forced smiles and you can tell they are all uncomfortable too! The air is very uptight and quiet specially right after Barney Devito and Teresa show up and everyone is looking  at Teresa and Barney Devito like they farted and are embarrassed for them because that’s the day Teresa confronted Monica Chacon in the court hallway and in all her cave-woman glory made an ass of herself by damn near getting into a fist fight with the other woman . When Barney is explaining Teresa’s latest stunt of crazy to the other men  laugh nervously.

Everyone continues pretending they all love each other and that they are all going to have a lot of fun. Melissa and Psycho Joe get introduced to the Manzo’s and Greg. Psycho Joe immediately eyeballs Greg because he is a ‘tall guy!’. As the night progresses and everyone gets drunker Psycho Joe gets dared on a dare to flap his crusty ‘balls’ inside Jacqueline’s hoochie casino hooker outfit.

 The very daring Psycho Joe jumps to the chance of wearing Jacqueline’s outfit to impress and seduce sexy tall Greg and Greg says that this ‘has become a regular Friday night ‘ you know with the ‘drag queen’ Psycho Joe coming out of the closet an all.  Teresa is getting jealous and sees that Melissa and Psycho Joe may have a chance at a threesome with tall sexy gay Greg so she tries to put the moves on him and tries to seduce him to a threesome with her husband Barney Devito who is also eyeballing Greg. But fails. Melissa announces she will be throwing a party and everyone is invited including Greg because her and Psycho Joe like him.  Melissa and Psycho Joe need to both come out of the closet already specially Psycho Joe, that boy’s been dressing like a woman ever since the season started and every time there is an opportunity to dress like a bitch he jumps on it with his high heels on. What a bunch of fun fucktards they are!

Right after NeNe Leake’s son Bryson was busted for grand theft razor blade, Kyle Richards and her husband Mauricio took her out for a steak dinner at Boa in West Hollywood on Saturday night trying to cheer up loud mouth NeNe.

NeNe was grateful for the gesture and tweeted :

 ”Thanks 4 supporting me & takin me out last nite n LA! Thanks 2 u guys, my stomach hurts LOL”

But later she refused to answer any questions regarding Bryson’s latest arrest and just said “God’s got it all in control.”

Just wanted to comment on this. Why I am not surprised, but $14.00 razors? Really? Was there no razors in the house? That’s something a homeless bum would steal not a stoner punk. And from Walmart none the less!  For reals Bryson? What happened to stealing fun shit like video games, flat screen TV’s, bottles of Patron, raised up toilet seats? ect. You know fun shit! But razors? If he was desperate to shave, why didn’t he steal soap too?

Here is the original article:

Bryson Bryant, the son of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star  NeNe Leakes, was arrested by Duluth police yesterday for charges of shoplifting.

The 21 year old also violated probation. He was arrested last year  for charges of marijuana possession.

According to the police report, Bryant was caught at a Wal-Mart stealing two Gillette Mach3 razors that the Wal-Mart loss prevention employee Taija Aldridge valued at $14.25 each. Bryant was with Damien Harris, who was issued a citation for shoplifting two razors himself and released.

Bryant’s storyline over three seasons of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” started out hopeful. He entered college during season one but soon dropped out. He has since shown minimal amounts of ambition and a consistently wan look on his face as NeNe tried to knock some sense into him.

The skeletal information is available on www.gwinnettcountysheriff.com on the docket book.

A colleague of mine Andria Simmons was able to find out, on a more secure section of the website, that Bryant is still listed as being in jail and has no bond because his latest arrest apparently violated conditions of probation on a prior offense.

Bryant’s last known address is in Duluth, according to a Nexis search.

NeNe’s latest Tweet: “My day just got started off wrong! Damn”

Straight From The A got some suspicious pictures of NeNe Leakes and her ex Greg Leakes. Apparently they were spotted together last Saturday and pictures were snapped of the pair as they cozied up on a couch at 2011 Essence Festival on July 2, 2011
at the Belvedere Lounge. Supposedly these two are no longer together or are they?

Look at this tweet :

Also according to the website  Straight From The A Nene and Greg will never split because they have too much dirt on each other and not only were they spotted at this club on July 3rd but they have also been spotted chilling together when NeNe jet-sets around L.A. and Miami.

Check this shit out:

And they also left together!

 Like my reader Lizzie posted this fool is at it again! Since his last venue got shut down for being a scam and playing people dirty, Cynthia’s husband Peter Thomas just had to run out and start running another scam another business again. Maybe his ass will pay people this time but I doubt it, since he sounds all chaotic and not like someone who is together enough to handle a successful business. Look how he ran the last restaurant into the ground. What I am wondering is, how is he gonna find people to work for him when he apparently already pissed everyone off in that town and never mind finding peons to pour wine what about patrons? Did this  dipshit open the restaurant in another state? Because when people find out who owns the new restaurant how the fuck are they going to be willing to visit his new venue and give him any business ? If all the previous reports are true about Peter running a scam will these people really want  to get robbed and bullied again by this prick and his thugs?

Here are some snapshots of the event, NeNe Leakes was in attendance hosting the grand opening while Peter ran a new scam and changed the prices on the wine:

Cynthia’s husband Uptown Restaurant flopped and he had to close it down. But,  it seems that there was real reasons why this restaurant went under. The guy wasn’t running a establishment but more like a total scam. Seriously, it sounds like this place was just plain ass scary and eating there was the equivalent of getting ganged raped in the wallet by a bunch of street thugs. I don’t even understand how it is legal for a scary ass piece of shit joke of a restaurant like this to be opened. What the fuck?

My reader Lizzie posted some good links to some comments that are very telling as to why this place was shut down.

Here is an interesting email send to blogger Sandra Rose about Peter Thomas’s restaurant being a total shank game and describes how he ripped people off:

Your stuff is always FIRE! However, Im curious as to why you have not address Peter Thomas the con man that is NOT the owner of Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, everyone (except the chick he married) knows his game….. The place is closed I personally saw a marshal’s eviction note slapped on the door —- when it was open there was always bs, this dude would not pay the people who worked there.

Imagine working for 2 weeks, and being told: “you started on an off pay week, payday is in two MORE weeks for you.” You could wait it out for 2 more weeks, and on payday he has another lie, or just doesnt show up! Eventually the staff (one by one) would quit and he would just replace them, with another naive cocktail waitress. (Oh he is goooooood at what he does: CONS) -The “staff” on tv tonight were Bravo stand-ins as they did not work there… Too funny!

Im sure he hoped to capitalize on celebrities being in town for the BET hip hop awards. He has never owned ish..just a front for the real owner (Uptown is OWNED by a retired nfl player …. Research the spots he claims to have owned in other markets (NYC, LA, MIA etc)! He will “do the town” and get run out of town. He usually dates “celebrity woman” to use them for who they know and of course their money!

Cadillac Kimberly was right: there is nothing Real about this show! He claims to have been an executive at Def Jam….. more lies. He is NOT an executive at anything. There are a million pending lawsuits, people would come to the club to serve him all day every day — he doesnt care due to the fact that is NOT HIS PROPERTY HE OWNS NOTHING!!!!!!! Fraud, Phony, BS! This spot for the longest didn’t even have a liquor license and was shut down because of that, he just would reopen and buy liquor himself – ILLEGAL IN GA!!!!!!!!

I heard Bravo peeps “had enough” and wanted a real married couple……… and he desperately needed the money so………. wha-la, opportunity a knocking! He only would hire woman, because he knew he would take advantage of them! A real punk!

Ruby kisses for you, love what you do, cuz you bring it to us first!

Check out what people who say visited this puterio were saying about it. Apparently going to this place has been a traumatic experience and nothing ‘Uptown’ about it, sounds like you would be safer dealing with a drug dealer in a back alley rather than with these thugged-out lunatics:

I have had the worse experience of my life. I’ve never been treated with such little respect in my life.

On last Wed a promoter approached me about doing a friend’s birthday party at Uptown Lounge. He said our guest would get in free before midnight. 1/2 of our guest ended up having to pay 20.00 even though they were there before 12:00. Even though that was an issue we didn’t sweat it. Then we had problems getting the VIP room which he promised.

Once we finally got into the VIP the waitress gave us the bottle menu. On the menu they had Hennesy 50.00 a bottle. We decided to get 2. She brought the bottles and open them and started pouring shots. Everything was cool. We all were having a great time. Then at the end of the night she bring us a check for 708.00. Her reasoning for the high check was they don’t sale 50.00 bottles. The cheapest bottle they had was 300.00 and it was a error on the menu.

After a long night of arguing about the ticket. She asked me to come back on today to resolve the issue. She kept my credit card and my ID.

On yesterday. I called the manager and confirm our meeting today at 2:00. She said she’ll be there to take care of this issue.

I get to the club today at 1:50 and she wasn’t there. The girl in the club called her and she said she didn’t drive today and was going to get someone to bring her. My response was why didn’t you call me. Her response was just go ahead and pay the bill and you can get your card back. I told her I was only paying for 2 $50 bottles plus tax and tip. She started yelling and said she would have me arrested. I encouraged her to call the police. After I saw I couldn’t resolve it with her. I gave the phone back to the lady at the door. She called another manager who said the same thing. They both said “we must have got the only menu in the bar that have the wrong price on it.” Please keep in mind that I have a copy of the menu and that price is on all of them. I also mentioned to her about having to pay to get in before 12:00. She said she don’t work the door and the promoter will say whatever it take to get people to the club. That’s not her responsibility.

So I’m standing there. Talking to the lady and some guy come out the back and say is that the guy who tried to run out on the check. The girl said yes. He yelled at us and said get the F out of his club. He grabbed me by the arm, lifted me and pushed me out. Keeping my credit card and ID. I called 911 they never showed up. So I left trying to get home to cancel my card. When I got home my card was ran for 250.00 (the entire available balance).

I will never go back!

Comments (6)

- 09/30/09
i just hope you were able to cancel it off your card.that is a con pulled by waitress all over the place.i wonder how much of that $ 250.00 was a tip to her.

  - 10/03/10
That’s a damn shame for Uptown staff to act like that. Very unprofessional staff. Don’t worry, they will get what they deserve. You do not treat people like that. I thought Uptown was a nice place to hang out @ (went once when Kenny Latimore and Deborah Cox performed) however, things have changed for me. Ill take my money some where else.

  - 11/15/10
i will never go there myself and I was about to book an event for a new show there and the phone is OFF…OMG!! Really Uptown,,,

    - 01/16/11
The phone is off because the restaurant is closed. Not suprising after reading the reviews, and I see the owner wants to blame the economy.

03/07/2009  

This place SUCKS!!! Yes, it’s very well decorated and that’s what your paying for. I was invited there as a guest for a bday party. My husband’s name was listed by first initial and last name and they did not let him in without paying $20. Cool, I’m willing to pay for a good time. We get in there’s NO PLACE to sit(seating is very limited). They had us waiting around for them to open up VIP so we decided to get a bite to eat at the “Restaurant”. First, they would not seat us unless everyone ordered something. Second, I paid $20 to get in, I look around and see all these nice decorations and they hand me a menu that was printed off of the computer on plain Wal-Mart copy paper(no, there’s was no booklet cover or anything, just a plain sheet of paper; right off the printer cuz it was still warm). I put “Restaurant” in quotations because from what I can remember, there was about 7 to 10 menu items. I asked for a wine list… here comes the copier paper again with a total of about 6 wines to choose from. This a lounge with a kitchen, not a Restaurant. The paper said $6 a glass for wine, when I got my check, they charged me $8 and informed me that the price had changed. Really? You just printed this from the computer, go back into Microsoft Word and change it. How are you going to give me something on paper then charge me a different price?
VIP…. VIP is a joke. You still have to pay $150 to sit down( or buy a bottle of $150 champagne). Here VIP means you get to stand up in a different part of the club.
I am not a snooty/uppity person by no means. I’m a 32 y/o working, middle class, lady and I enjoy a shot of Tequila or Bud Light just like the next person, but this place is ridiculous. Now the crowd of people was very nice. I don’t mind spending money to have a good time, but this place is so not worth it.

03/07/09
O, the address may be 201 Courtland, but the entrance is on Andrew Young Int. and there is nothing no sign,flag,spot lights, or anything on Courtland St that will identify this “lounge” expect for the address label that simply reads 201 Courtland

 

03/31/2008

I recently 3/28/2008 went to Uptown to celebrate a friends birthday. We decided to eat dinner there. We were seated upstairs in the dining area along with other guest. We sat there for 10 minutes and not one of the 4 waiters that walked past us stopped to acknowledge us. Finally the manager (who wasn’t knowledgeable in regards to anything they served, prices, etc b/c he’s not a waiter) stopped by to take our order. We asked him if the menu was a la carte or sides came with the $32 steak. He proceeds to states he thinks so. We placed our order with him. He then comes back and states the menu is a la carte. You have to order the $22 salmon then sides for an extra $3-$4. He also informed us the sides were ordered they were out of stock. So we sit for another 30-45 minutes. In the mean time we had another person join out table. No one acknowledged her to ask if she will be eating, if she wanted some water, etc. Another 20-30 minutes goes by and finally our food comes. Of course it is messed up. We have to send it back and wait another 15 minutes. We did receive our food, but at this point we are all extremely frustrated with the service. We want to speak with a manager. We are informed the manager is busy speaking to another large group that just finished eating. A manager is sent to us and he tells us our food will be comp’ed and a free round of drinks. We ask for a drink menu and wait for it for another 30 minutes. We ask another waiter to tell the manager to come back with a drink menu. Our table is cleaned off. Once again we wait. A waiter comes to our table and proceeds to state “Hi my name is ____ I will be your waiter tonight”. We DEMAND to speak to manager NOW! The original (not a waiter but a manager) manager comes over. We tell him we were told our food will be comp’ed and given a free round of drinks. We are extremely frustrated with the wait staff and the service we were given tonight. He then states ok ok, what do you want, what drinks do you want. We tell him we don’t have time to wait another 30 minutes for you to bring us drinks just please let us leave. He then tells us to JUST GO!
The morale of the story is DO NOT EAT HERE. The service was horrible and one of the worst service experiences of my life. No one was attentive to our needs. No one was knowledgable about the menu. The food was over priced. The managers were too busy to handle anyones concerns. I would not recommend this establishment to anyone.

03/07/09
So so true, I couldn’t even begin to tell you about the horrible, horrible wait times. When you pay $20 to get into this place, you are simply helping them pay off the loan they took out to buy and decorate the place

03/28/2008

nothing else positive to say about uptown , just a lot of ”inside” bulls**t going on inside of 201 courtland .

11/26/2010

Uptown needs decent well mannered and educated management. This venue could work but not in its present form. I will be staying away.

 

 

And check this comment out were someone who obviously works for Uptown was trying to give it a good review and got  told off by a dissatisfied customer:

 10/20/2009

I really enjoyed the atmosphere with the gray walls and chandelier, as well. It had a very upscale vibe on the inside, and the music was great. I came here during BET weekend and celebrities such as Kid from Kid ‘n Play were there. They also had TY KU there serving Mexican Samurai cocktails, which I had never heard of before but found to be delicious! I am a fan. I definitely enjoyed my experience at Uptown Lounge, and will bring friends and family in the future.

Comments (1)

 - 01/09/11
why are you trying to mislead good people into visiting nasty places…shame on you

 

 

 

 

And the lawsuit:

 

 Williams v. Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, Inc. et al

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Plaintiff:	Novell Williams
Defendants:	Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, Inc. and Peter Thomas
Case Number:	1:2009cv02196
Filed:	August 11, 2009
Court:	Georgia Northern District Court
Office:	Atlanta Office
County:	Newton
Presiding Judge:	Vining Jr
Nature of Suit:	Labor – Fair Labor Standards Act
Cause:	29:216(b) Labor – Minimum wage or overtime compensation
Jurisdiction:	Federal Question
Jury Demanded By:	Plaintiff

 

 

 

Wow! with all these shenanigans I’m surprised we haven’t seen more lawsuits!

Thanks to Lizzie for all these links! 

Mediatakeout.com reported recently about Peter Thomas going to trial for woman beating! The way that fool bossed Cynthia around and the way he would lose his shit if he didn’t get his way was a dead give away that his ass has slapped a chick or two in his day and I hope he is not smacking Cynthia also. Hopefully that bitch is smarter than that and cuts her losses and leaves his ass even if she doesn’t get her money back.

According to Mediatakeout his ass went to trial for beating up a former employee named Tamela. He was charged with ‘simple battery’ and is having a ‘bench trial’. He may go to jail for a year. (Good maybe him and Barney Devito can be cellmates!). And check out this interesting interview Mr. Thomas gave Uptown Magazine were his ass doesn’t hold back shit.

From Uptown Magazine:

ON THE MONEY-LENDING INCIDENT
As much as I appreciate what she’s done, it probably came across to everybody that she put up all this money to help me build my restaurant. No. Initially, she put up $10,000. Uptown [Restaurant and Lounge] cost several hundred thousand dollars—$10,000 couldn’t buy the silverware and the plates at Uptown.

So it’s not like she’s supported my vision and gave me money to build a restaurant ’cuz that’s not what happened. And I want to clear that up. I didn’t agree with her putting that out there to the public. But she’s on a reality show and she’s a new jack to it, so she might feel as if that’s what she needed to do. I didn’t agree to that. But I didn’t oppose either, especially if she’s telling the truth. She has the right to say it. But I don’t want the viewers to leave with the impression, “Oh, sh-t. He got with this model girl and she’s putting up all this money to support his sh-t.”  That’s not the way it is.

SHE CAN’T TELL ME NO
If I need her to do something for me again, she better step up. That’s part of her duty as a wife. Because she’s never gonna call on me and I say no—never. It’s my duty as a husband to provide whatever support to [help] her go forward. The show that I’m on is called Atlanta Housewives, not Atlanta Husbands. I’m not getting paid to be on the show. But I have to do it to support my wife. So I just gotta bite my lip, swallow my spit, and call it a day.

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 After Mediatakeout reported that Peter beat up ex-employee Tamala he said the charges were bullshit. And he gives a totally different story than what was reported. He was also found NOT GUILTY. Check this shit out:

Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband, Peter Thomas, isn’t heading to jail and was recently found not guilty of battery.

Despite reports that a charge of simple battery might result in Peter’s incarceration, the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband told Sister 2 Sister that there was really no threat of his being found guilty as a result of the incident that happened more than a year ago.

According to Peter, his accuser was a woman who was acting up in his restaurant and throwing plates. After asking her to leave, he returned about 30 minutes later and was accused of pushing her. Peter said she slipped and the former employees who testified on his behalf backed his story.

Police were called to the scene, which is routine procedure in a case where assault is reported. He was charged and spent 17 hours in jail when the incident first happened.

Fans of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” either loved Peter or hated him. Although he often came off as a bit controlling on camera, he was also one of the more straightforward personalities on the show, a characteristic that endeared him to many.

Peter said he’s surprised by all the media attention over his brief appearance in court Monday. “For some reason, today blogs went crazy,” said Peter, who has other things to worry about, such as the launch of his new club.

 But at the bottom of the page an interesting comment was posted by the woman who claims is the victim of Peter’s rage:

 Tamelabennett 1 comment

You want the real story ask any former Employee of Uptown Lounge. I am not some crazy female throwing plates for nothing I was assaulted and once I got up off the ground I got up buck’n Only reason Mr. Thomas got off is because of his celebrity and his paid made up witness’s that I have never seen b4 but the pictures tell all. There will be an appeal, justice was not served…

I guess it’s not over!

Thanks to KikiLulu for posting the original link to this mess!

 In the next season of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta we’re getting a new house skank her name is Marlo Hampton and the powers of genius that is Bravo used their power for evil, like always, to bring in the circus of drama, because Marlo’s fiance happens to be none other but Charles Grant! Yes Charles Grant is the NFL player that was rumored to be having a fling with loud mouth NeNe Leakes back in December 2010 and there were also rumors that NeNe was preggers with his baby. Of course the rumors were denied by both suspected parties.

And now Bravo decided to invited Charles’s fiance to stir the jealousy pot with NeNe. Because ya’ all know they’re gona go at it.

Supposedly this bitch has a long rap sheet :

•  Sept 1999 – Marlo gets arrested for aggravated battery with great bodily harm. Spends 122 days in jail for it.
• June 200 – Probation violation
• Feb. 2001 – Probation violation
• Sept. 2002 – Arrested for issuing a bouncing check.
• Dec. 2002 – Violation of probation for possession of a firearm.
• July 2003 – Again violation of probation

Marlo must of read on the blogosphere how she is now famous for getting arrested so she issued this statement to Bossip:

“Let me first state that I am not ashamed of my past as that has helped me become a better woman today,” Marlo told BOSSIP in a statement. “We all have a past and my hard-knock childhood in and out of the Foster Care system is a reflection on a bigger issue we are faced with here in America, a broken Foster Care system. My present charge in life is to live with God in my heart and help young women especially from the foster care system avoid the challenges I faced. I’m more then just what is being said of me and I have a story to tell.”

According to reports Marlo and Charles have been dating for over a year now and supposedly her and Charles were dating while NeNe and Charles were rumored to be bumping fuglies together.

And not only that but also NeNe and Charles were spotted in January this year:

Just seen NeNe Leakes of Atlanta Housewives with her boyfriend, NFL football player, Charles Grant outside a 24-hour supermarket just minutes after 1:00AM in Alpharetta, GA. on Thursday, January 20, 2011, while Grant and NeNe’s husband, Greg, wrestled for what seemed to be car keys. The altercation lasted about 10 minutes but was stopped by an officer in a private securityvehicle. NeNe Leakes left the scene as a passenger in what appeared to be Grant’s vehicle.

Charles’s PR bitches deny the rumor:

“We are aware of the bizarre rumor; however, my client, Charles Grant, was not involved in a dispute, argument, or physical exchange of any sort with NeNe or Greg Leakes. If the altercation had taken place, it would not have been a security car arriving on the scene, it would have been an ambulance. Charles is a 6’3″ and 290 pound NFL defensive end. The statement is ridiculous.”

Maybe this time we will finally get a housewife showdown on a love triangle. We never had one of those on the House Skank Franchise.

Kim Zolciak gave birth today to future child support check little Kroy Jr.  Her and Kroy tweeted the birth of their son:

Kroy also tweeted : Thank you everyone for all of your well wishes!! KJ is doing so well along with momma. Thank you God!!!”

The baby was also born with a baby Joe Dirt wig. I’m wondering the same thing everyone else is wondering and that is, if Kim was wearing full on tranny makeup and her 20 lb. nappy ass funky,  flea-infested wig.

Congrats to the Kimster and Kroy!

And thanks to all my readers who send me the scoop on this!