Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Lisa Vanderpump Doesn’t Understand Why Adrienne Maloof Is So Butt-Hurt

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After Adrienne Maloof bitched and moaned that Lisa VanderDump was jealous of her hooker-stompers, shoe collection and also complained that Lisa’s daughter Pandora should of never had her Bachelorette party at the better located and more luxurious Planet Hollywood rather than the dumpy Palms Motel And Casino (yes, I know this from experience since I run to Vegas like every other weekend.)

Pandora decided to stick up for her mom and took to her Twitter account earlier this week, barking out that it was HER decision NOT her mother’s to have her Bachelorette party at Planet Hollywood because Pandora is a big girl with a voice and she does what she wants:

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Hello?Do I have a voice? Jason and I planned our own bachelor/bachelorette parties, not @LisaVanderpump #givemeabreak #loveplanethollywood
 
Shit, I don’t blame her I wouldn’t want my Bachelorette party at that dumpster either.
 
 
Lisa was also not too happy with Adrienne being a silly bitch and getting up in her face confronting her about not having Pandora’s Bachelorette party at the dumpy Palms. She also says that she don’t know why Adrienne was so upset over the whole thing since Lisa wasn’t attending that mess anyways because this was one of those times when a mother doesn’t need to witness watching her daughter’s wild shenanigans in Vegas. Yeah I’m sure she didn’t want to watch a drunken Pandora with her face in a stripper’s crotch. (Was El RiDick-Culo going to perform for her?) but she got suckered into going anyways. That  is  MUCHO disturbing!
 
 

As we enter the house, Adrienne summons me to have a word with her. I was a little taken aback as we had only just arrived and had no idea of what was about to transpire. Apparently she was miffed that Pandora had decided to hold her bachelorette party at our old family friend Robert Earl’s venue, Planet Hollywood. Robert loves her and had no intention of promoting the hotel. I mean, how dare my daughter choose what she wants? She should be supporting her mother’s neighbor’s business! I seriously couldn’t understand this. It was the first I knew of her being upset. Jason had had his bachelor party a couple of weeks before, hosted by our friend, and Pandora was going to do the same. It was all arranged. I wasn’t going and hadn’t been involved in the arrangements. It seems like a dangerous slope to venture into. I knew nothing., I didn’t want to even really hear the tales afterwards, as I think there are certain times and adventures one doesn’t need their mother to witness, and I had assured Pandora this was one of them.

Kyle told me we all had to go. She wanted to go with me. I disagreed, I had no intention of seeing my daughter doing whatever a whole bevy of young girls do in Vegas. It was time for them. I would certainly organize her engagement, her shower, her wedding, but in this instance, she was on her own!

Somehow, to cut a long story short, I was roped into this trip, and obviously, now you, the viewer, will get to witness it, so everything changes. What was to be Pandora’s trip became a major production, and I was suddenly in trouble for it. I resent the fact that suddenly I am to blame, it is a huge deal to entertain 14 people, and I certainly would never dream of asking anybody to do that. Robert wanted to comp the whole weekend as his gift to Pandora, Why do I feel I have to constantly justify mine and my daughter’s actions?

When Adrienne and Paul are having dinner at a neighboring restaurant, it wouldn’t even enter my mind to question them! It seems as if some people are looking for a problem. . .

 

 

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies “Bucket Of Botox” Face Lisa VanderDump Slams The Other Ho’s For Excessive Plastic Surgery

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I guess Lisa VanderDump forgot she bragged about the “bucket of botox” and possibly other questionable liquids that are daily injected in her face to preserve it stiff life a corpse on wake day because she is now slamming her ho-stars on using too much plastic surgery and looking like wax museum sculptures.

And in her new book she is pimping called Simply Divine. Lisa  brags that she keeps her corpse looking young by daily workout routines on the threadmill each morning, she also says that her boobs are not fake :
 

And in her book Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant, and Affordable Entertaining interior designer Lisa said the real secret to looking great in middle age was keeping fit.
She wrote: ‘How do I keep it all together? Sorry, it’s not plastic surgery – unusual for Beverly Hills, I know!

‘I get up early and get my arse on the treadmill every single day,

Lisa was asked if she is real friends with any of the bitches and she snapped back all attitudy and rolling her eyes:

When asked ‘who are you really friends with, in the cast who is your best friend?’ she rolled her eyes and said: ‘Anyway,’ prompting howls of laughter from the audience.

She also claimed it was difficult to defend herself when her co-stars say nasty things about her.

The restauranteur said: ‘I don’t know, there were accusations out there. The problem is in this arena is somebody puts something out there, like if they say you’re something you then have to defend it.

So anybody can say anything. If they want to make you look bad it’s not very difficult. But my fanbase is really strong.’

 I have to admit she is still the best looking hag in that bitch-platoon.

What do you guys think? Is she only friends with the other ho’s on TV?