Chankla Face continues to have crazy drunken meltdowns. The latest one took place in Ojai California (really? Why do these bitches keep showing up near my stomping grounds?) where a borracha Chankla had yet, another “catastrophic meltdown” that understandably freaked her ho’stars out. Different sources that witnessed Chankla’s out of control behavior that day, spilled the details to Radaronline:

“Taylor insists that she definitely doesn’t have a drinking problem,” a production source tells RadarOnline.com.

Chankla Face denies she has a drinking problem and insists she is focusing on her daughter and on being a good mother but, her actions speak otherwise:

“Taylor is steadfast that she doesn’t abuse alcohol and that her focus is being the best mother possible to her daughter. She doesn’t like the meddling that the other Housewives are causing in her life right now. She says the only reason that she drinks is to relax and unwind a bit at the end of the day, and that she never drinks before 6 p.m. and usually will only have a drink or two after Kennedy has gone to sleep.”

 Of course it is easy to see Chankla Face is just lying and denying her out of control batshit crazy drinking binges, and doesn’t realize what an ass of herself she is making on camera in front of everyone, including her little daughter Kennedy and Kyle’s little girl Portia when she had that other meltdown at Portia’s fourth birthday party.

“Taylor got wasted at Portia’s birthday party, and Kennedy was there, so if Taylor doesn’t think her daughter doesn’t know what is going on she truly is in denial. No, Taylor doesn’t ever drink and drive and she did have a driver that night, but that doesn’t mean there is any less cause for concern,”

Everyone is concerned that this bitch is going to end up drinking herself to death. I think Bravo should pull the plug on this woman and send her ass to rehab before she leaves her little daughter an orphan.

Thanks Elizabeth for the link!

Brandi Glanville wanted to be part of this RHOBH shitasco so bad but, when Bravo asked her if she could feature her children on the show, her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his current wife LeAnn Rimes put a stop to that and denied Brandi  and Bravo permission to film the children.

From The Hollywood Gossip:

“Bravo wanted her to have her kids on the show in order to expand story lines,”

“But Leann and Eddie wouldn’t allow it.”

 Brandi was blindsided that her ex and his new wife would object to that:

 “Brandi didn’t expect that LeAnn and Eddie would have objections since the kids have been on the show before, but they did,”

“Eddie said they did not want the children on camera. So Bravo said that Brandi would have to stay ‘friend’ and not become an official ‘housewife.’”

So I guess LeAnn Rimes makes decisions on Brandi’s children’s lives now.

And now lets move on to Chankla Face who went to court last week for that MyMedicalRecords messy scheme she was involved with, along with her late husband Russell Armstrong.  MyMedicalRecords filed the lawsuit against the Armstrong’s last July 29^th when company officials found out the Armstrong’s had blowned through money that was supposed to be investors money and bought a bunch of stupid expensive shit to front a lavish lifestyle that obviously they couldn’t afford. Following that fallout, Russell was removed from the board and settled for 250k Russell was also supposed to name the investors he had sold shares to. After he failed to do this him and Chankla were sued for breach of contract.

Apparently Chankla was trying to get the judge to throw out part of a 1.5 million dollar settlement agreement made between her late husband and MyMedicalRecords in which either party was supposed to pay this amount should one of them breach the contract.

The judge responded:

“There is no evidence of the circumstances existing at the time the contract was made to enable the court to find that the liquidated damage clause is unreasonable,”

“The motion must be denied since even if (Taylor Armstrong) is correct that the liquidated damages clause is unenforceable, this alleged unenforceability does not bar plaintiff’s claim and would not entitle defendant to a judgment in her favor,”

Following this court failure Chankla Face was filmed at Kyle Richard’s house during little Portia’s fourth birthday party getting shitfaced drunk making a fool out of herself. What else is new?

Here is what gossipy sources told Radaronline:

“It’s extremely worrying that Taylor would get blitzed at a birthday party for a four-year-old little girl,”

“She doesn’t weigh a lot and doesn’t seem to have a high threshold for alcohol, it didn’t take long for her to be wasted. Taylor was drinking white wine and it was truly sad to see — she was slurring her words and she got very emotional the more she had to drink. Taylor didn’t drive, thank God, she had a driver for the evening, but she clearly is in a great deal of distress right now and she desperately needs help.”

Looks like Chankla Face is drinking her pain away, bitch is going to have nothing soon why with the lawsuit and Bravo phasing her fugly ass out, she is going to be a toothless ho’ shaking a can on the streets of Beverly Hills pretty soon.

Next season of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies will bring us a new famewhore who has a lot of time and money in her hands. Former model Yolanda Hadid, who also used to be married to Lisa VanderDumpster’s buddy Mohamed Hadid and supposedly used to be besties with Lisa, but who knows what happened to that friendshit.

A gossipy source told Radaronline:

“What most people don’t realize is that Yolanda was married to Lisa’s very good friend, Mohamed Hadid. Mohamed has appeared several times on the show, including during the last season when he threw an over the top engagement party for Lisa’s daughter, Pandora. Yolanda is going to make an excellent addition to the cast and she can definitely hold her ground if the claws come out; she is no shrinking violet,”

So who knows if these two ho’s will duke it out over bullshit things or if they will just let it go and get along. What the fuck I am thinking, of course they’re going to duke it out rich bitch, gangsta style this is the Real Housewives!

Kyle says she misses filming with Camille. Funny how that is, since on season one they hated each other. And Kim’s attempt at sobriety will be the main part of her story line. Also all of them are concerned with Chankla Face’s constant booze chugging:

“Kim’s sobriety and recovery are going to be a focal point of her story line. The ladies haven’t all filmed together yet, but are expected to begin that next week. Kyle has been lamenting that she is really going to miss Camille because she added much needed class to the show.”

“The ladies are also extremely concerned about Taylor’s drinking problem. It has really gotten out of control, and they all believe she is an alcoholic in need of help. Taylor needs to go to rehab and the producers have talked to Kyle and Kim about how best to approach her drinking problem, because Kim’s battle with the bottle was documented on the air. There has been talk of doing an on-camera intervention for Taylor.”

Yolanda Hadid is currently married to music mogul David Foster, who supports his wife’s decision in making a fool out of herself on this lowbrow trainwreckage of a show:

“David and Yolanda got married late last year, and he encouraged her to join the show because he thought it would be fun for her to do,”

“He is extremely proud of his wife and wants the world to see how lucky he is to be married to her. David is no stranger to reality television; when he was married to his third wife, Linda Thompson, they were both featured on the Fox reality show The Princes Of Malibu, which dealt with his relationship with his then step-sons, Brody and Brandon Jenner. David is very respected in the entertainment industry and trusts that Yolanda will only have a positive experience by joining the cast.”

I hope her husband isn’t pulling a Kelsey Grammer, by encouraging Yolanda to join this clusterfuck of crazy so that he can run off on her. It’s too early in their marriage for him to be pulling stunts like these.

The insider also told Radaronline that the women are just camera-frenemies and apparently Yolanda and Lisa already have some fighting drama, since Lisa is very close to Mohamed.

 “The women aren’t friends in real life so when they get back together they just continue bickering about everything that they were mad about last season,”

“There is definitely going to be tension between Yolanda and Lisa over some past legal wrangles that have gone on. As always, the women are going to be asked to pick sides and of course there will be lots of fighting once the tension starts building,”

 

I wonder how close Lisa and Mohamed really are!!??

Apparently Chankla Face was not aware of Bravo’s plans to ‘phase her out’ so, when she read the news via Internet the bitch went on ‘freak out’ mode and started to desperately contact Bravo executives probably at 2am to demand why they’re are getting rid of her annoying ass.

From Radaronline:

“Taylor called because she was certain that there was no way that she was going to be phased out,”

Bravo didn’t deny the trick they have up their sleeve and Chankla got all pissed off because she thought she was going to stay on this shit-show making asshole faces with her horse butt lips and be paid for it for the rest of her life:

“However, when she spoke with the higher ups they didn’t deny that she would be featured on the show in a much more limited capacity with a much smaller role. Taylor now knows that her days on the show are numbered. She is extremely upset because she just signed a contract extension for season three, but she wasn’t made aware of Bravo’s plans for her. She absolutely freaked out because she counts on the show as her primary source of income and uses it as a platform to secure other endorsement deals.”

 

Looks like Chankla’s days are numbered and she will only go kicking and screaming grabing onto Miss Andy’s leg as security drags her out the door.

Chankla Face appears to have worn out her Bravo welcome which by coincidence happened after her husband Russell committed suicide and Chankla was discovered to be a fronter and a grifter who exploited her deceased husband’s name when she came out with a book describing the abuse she supposedly suffered while married to Russell.

Even before Russell Armstrong committed suicide, Chankla Face’s story revolved around her so-called abusive marriage to Russell, who took his life after Chankla and Bravo blasted his business and his supposed abuse against Chankla Face.

After Russell took his life Bravo still signed Chankla for another season of the crazy. Supposedly they felt bad for all she went through and didn’t want to kick her out just yet. RIIIIGGHT!! 

From Radaronline:

“Producers reluctantly decided to sign Taylor for the next season and I think a lot of their decision was based purely on the fact that they felt bad just dumping her after all she went through last year,”

“But, they are definitely looking to phase her out of the show gradually. The feeling is that Taylor won’t really be bringing much to the table and that she’s not needed anymore.”

“Producers don’t feel she’s particularly a sympathetic character and that she lost a lot of people’s respect by bringing out a book about the physical abuse she suffered at the hands of her late husband Russell Armstrong following his death and that she basically cashed in on his suicide”

We all know the real reason was to get higher ratings with the Taylor Armstrong Circus. But, the minute this bitch got into everyone’s nerves with her constant winning, crying, psycho bitch screaming fits and her endless obsessive desire to throw Russell under the domestic violence bus even after his death; aaand don’t forget the fact that she was discovered to be a grifter, and a broke ass who can’t afford the lifestyle she is supposed to be selling us  she ended up showing her true colors and everyone ended up hating that bitch, that even some people boycotted Bravo because of her stupidity. So, it seems that now Bravo is starting to notice that it wasn’t such a good idea to keep Chankla around so they are going to be ‘phasing’ her out until they boot her out. FINALLY!

Thanks Elizabeth for the link!

Sylvester Stallone, says that he got  fucked out of 1.4 million dollars by a crafty Mohamed Hadid whom he met through Lisa VanderDump while drunk at a party.

Sly is flaming pissed and calls Mohamed a:

 ”unscrupulous, unlicensed predator.”

Sly blames none other than Lisa VanderDump for recommending Mohamed who did a shitty remodeling job and used:

“inexpensive, damaged deteriorating and uneven cabinetry and malfunctioning appliances”

 

Sly says that Mohamed overcharged him 10k for a:

“high quality wooden kitchen island”

But instead got cheap defective materials, which included:

“cheap wood veneer/plywood product that is defective and virtually worthless.”

“Far from the top quality job promised, Hadid’s work was riddled with defects, abysmal quality and poor workmanship.”

 ”If you want to hire an incompetent con man to do construction, then Mohamed Hadid is your man.”

Lisa responded and says that both Mohamed and Sly are big boys and can decide who to hire without her input:

 ”They’re old enough to make their own decisions.”

 

Thanks 808Wave for the link!

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies are all jumping on the Bravo circus clown bus. With the exception of Camille Grammer who was cut because she didn’t want Bravo to follow her new life with boyfriend Dimitri Charalambopoulos, specially all that drama with Camille threatening Dimitri’s ex and baby mama. But, Camille rather have Bravo follow her around during happy, normal non-confrontational times, when she is speaking calm and collected. Bravo doesn’t want that shit they want the crazy, the scandalous and loud so they didn’t offer Camille a spot back.

Professional drifter and liar Taylor Chankla Face Armstrong, was offered a spot back next season. A lot of people are up in arms because of this bitches lying, trifling ass and relentless famewhoring. The excuse Chankla Face is giving everyone for her reason of staying on this show and make an ass of herself is because she has a daughter to support.

The same with Kim Richards. Bitch went all aggro on Brandi Glanville last season and slurred her words around stumbling in a haze of booze, meth and a cocktail of prescription meds (from what it looked like.) The bitch was a mess. And of course she loves the camera so Bravo is allowing more of her crazy next season and just like Chankla Face she is supposedly doing it to help support her children.

According to Perez Hilton these bitches are getting paid well per season for making fools of themselves. Kim is reported to have made $137,000 last season, and this season is getting a 10k increase. And Chankla Face makes $127,000 a season.

Inside gossipy sources have said that Kim is sobering up and dealing with all that shit:

“Kim truly didn’t want to do another season because she is still extremely vulnerable and dealing with her sobriety.”

So while Bravo fired Sheree Whitfield who also appear to have been needing this show to support her children with the only talent the woman has, (to be a total psycho bitch on camera) they keep these two batshit messes but get rid of a good batshit mess that even had the balls to go up against scary ass felon Marlo Hampton!

Kyle is also hinting that since Bravo cut Camille loose, and NeNe wants to move to California maybe she should be a transfer from Atlanta and be one of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies:

“I’d have to say Nene! I think Nene should maybe move to Beverly Hills and be a real housewife of Beverly Hills!”

 

Good idea Kyle, I think that sounds fantastic!

Ex-Real Housewife Of Beverly Hillbillies Camille Grammer will no longer be featured on this trainwreckage but, she still sore over her ex-husband’s sneaky ways of putting her on a low brow show where everyone and their momma will laugh and clown at her while she makes an ass of herself.

She told Good Morning America this week:

“The first season was horrible because they were filming me during the worst year of my whole life.  My whole life was falling apart,”

“My husband left me.  He was having an affair with another woman in New York City while I was filming a reality show.  It doesn’t get worse than that.”

“Yes, thank you, Kelsey, for the gift of humiliation for the first season,”

She is also pissed that her husband went behind her back and decided their 13 year marriage was over while Camille was not informed she says for him the marriage was over but, she didn’t know it was:

“Maybe for him but I didn’t know about that.”

Fortunately for Camille she now has a new man in her life, but there is still drama since he is going through some bullshit with his baby mama who supposedly threaten Camille on the phone and this bitch threaten her back. And this week  Radaronline reported that Camille’s new boytoy Dimitri Charalambopoulos put a restraining order on his psycho ex  Lisa Chynoweth:

“the court examined the pleadings and affidavit of Dimitri Charalambopoulos, and finds that Dimitri Charalambopoulos is entitled to a temporary restraining order restraining Lisa Chynoweth from releasing any deposition transcripts or videos regarding this case to anyone, directly or indirectly, for any reason…”

Of course Camille refused to have Bravo film her life with new boyfriend and all the drama that comes with it; so Bravo refused to sign her up for another season of crazy.

Camille Grammer got a new boytoy to play with Dimitri George Charalambopoulos, and this last season she acted like a normal person even likable. But, recent reports spilled out that this ho’ is back to her old Camille Season 1 ways, when she threatened her new boyfriend Dimitri’s ex Lisa Chynoweth during a phone conversation and told her she would seek a gang of lawyers on her ass.

During some court disposition Dimitri was forced to listen to the phone conversation between the women, and acted as if it was no biggie that Camille got all crazy threatening this dude’s baby momma if she dares going to the press.

Check this shit out:

 “If you go to the press, I have lawyers that are beyond what you can imagine and they will pull stuff on you and you will be so mortified about your life and your family and what you have done. You don’t want to do that to Marcus. I will desecrate you, believe me, and that I can do, so be careful what you say and what you do because my defamation attorneys are huge..they will hunt down and research every nook and cranny of your life.”

Dimitri was asked if he recognizes this bitche’s voice on the recording and he admits it’s her, then he asks:

 ”Is there a reason I have to listen to all of this?” “I’m not going to answer that because I didn’t hear the rest of the conversation and I don’t want to hear the whole conversation…I didn’t hear a threat and I don’t know what that conversation was about and it was a little snippet and that has absolutely nothing to do with this…I didn’t hear a threat, it sounded more like a rebuttal.”

After listening to that call he got all hissy-pissy and stomped out of the room. Camille must be paying him good.

Camille is also telling everyone that she is going to more than likely marry Dimitri:

“Camille is the happiest she has been in years and she says Dimitri is one of the reasons why,” a source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com. “Dimitri loves and respects Camille very much and encourages her in all of her business ventures. Camille never thought she would find love again after her marriage ended to Kelsey because she truly believed that she was going to be married to him for the rest of her life. Camille has been telling her friends that she could easily see herself married to Dimitri. Does this mean that he is close to proposing? Not yet. However, it’s definitely going in that direction.”

A new report surfaced that Camille was the one being bullied at first,and that Lisa recorded the conversation which lasted a few hours without Camille’s knowledge of it being recorded and that the only part they let Dimitri listen to was the part where Camille was being a evil bitch. From Radaronline’s gossipy sources:

“Lisa is the one that called Camille about a month and a half ago and she had a laundry list of issues she needed to address. Camille was very gracious in the beginning of the conversation and just let Lisa talk. Camille had a lot going on in her life because she was still in a custody dispute with Kelsey,

“Towards the end of the conversation, Lisa told Camille that the press had been calling her and brought up Camille’s children. Lisa knew about the custody battle and threatened to insert herself into that situation. Camille was provoked and reacted as any mother that loves her children would, period. Camille didn’t threaten Dimitri’s son, Marcus, she was simply saying that no child should have to deal with the fallout of their parents feuding.”

“Dimitri wasn’t with Camille when the phone call was made and they both find it extremely interesting that only a snippet of the conversation was recorded,” the insider says. “Lisa didn’t record the portions of the phone call when Camille praised what a great dad Dmitri was and what an amazing little boy they were raising. Lisa purposefully recorded when she had provoked Camille and attempted to use it against her. How did the deposition end up on YouTube? The lawyers involved are the only ones that have access to that information.”

 ”Dimitri and Camille have never been closer and more in love. Camille has handled herself with true class and Dimitri is so grateful to have her in his life. Neither one of them thought they were ever going to find true love again and be able to trust someone with their heart. They are a fantastic couple and are rock solid,”

Looks like Bravo missed out on some Camille drama!

Thanks to all my readers who send me the links to this mess.

Chankla Face’s deceased husband Russell Armstrong left a 1 million dollar insurance policy payout up for grabs between Chankla and Russell’s ex-wife, and it seems that in the middle of all this controversy the insurance company is not sure who to make the check out to. So, they are leaving the decision up to a judge:

Courthouse News Service reported that American General Life Insurance Co. issued a life insurance policy in October 2004 which named Armstrong’s ex-wife Barbara Fredrickson as trustee for an insurance policy for the benefit of Armstrong’s son.

American General says in its complaint that it was “ready, willing and able to pay the life insurance proceeds” but that “there are actual and conflicting claims relating” to the policy.

But now a judge has been asked to rend decision as to which wife actually gets $1 million insurance payoff.

While pending judgment, the insurance company has deposited the million dollar payoff which the court will distribute to either Taylor Armstrong or Barbra Frederickson.

Thanks 808wave wave for the link!