Tareq And Michaele Salahi’s On Profitable Splitup From Hell

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Even though these assholes are not parading their shenanigans on the Real Housewives Wreckage anymore, they still found a way to stay in the news and entertain us with the never ending Circus De Salami.

The Salahi/Salami drama is an ongoing gift that keeps on giving. Ever since Michaele left broke ass Tareq for guitarist Neal Schon all the dirty laundry and bullshit lies that we suspected these two fucktards of, has been coming out to be aired, with dirty chones to be auctioned online and everything!

Back when these two turds were together and they had their busted Bonnie and Clyde relationshit going on, they would both cover up for each other’s  schemes and bullshit stories. Tareq was happily standing by Skeletor’s side and backing her up with all her lies, including that heap of horse shit she tried to sell people about how her Crypt Keeper bony ass was a Redskins Cheerleader and failed to convince us when she crawled throught the air conditioning vent and snuck into  the Redskins Cheerleader reunion uninvited, and on top of that her scary bony ass didn’t even know any of the cheers and none of the women there seemed to know who the fuck this crazy bitch was either. This skank also tried to bullshit people into believing her rotted corpse was a Victoria Secret’s model aaand the best lie of them all, was the one that she claims she had MS.

So now that she left Tareq high and dry HE is finally admitting that all these claims this bitch was telling people where bullshit, but then again we all knew that. What is more hilarious is that Skeletor is also throwing her arrows and saying that Tareq was an abusive psycho ass that would threaten her with dungeon tortures for being home after her curfew.

Tareq has also been reported of profiting over 100k from this public messy escandaloso divorce and he even admitted it! According to Huffington Post an insider spilled out Tareq’s secret plan for his scheme to milk money out of this bitch, “Tareq emailed me days after Michaele left saying Neal was going to suffer huge from this financially and that we needed to figure out how to make millions off of [the split],” and adds that Tareq was a controling lunatic “Tareq was the controlling and the calculating one. Everyone close to Michaele is very happy she got away from him.”And he wouldn’t let Michaele handle her own life  ”When they were together, Michaele was not allowed to handle any of her own business dealings,”  Since Michaele left his ass he lost his paycheck and is willing to whore out this divorce, “Tareq would do anything for money, and now that Michaele is gone, he lost his paycheck and is desperate. Tareq put his own divorce documents in the press just so he could comment for money.”

But Tareq insist these allegations are bullshit.

“I don’t know how anyone can profit from a divorce,” Tareq tells HuffPost. “Michaele destroyed us, and the truth is she is selling interviews which, in fact, will be proved once all the emails and texts are subpoenaed. I can’t wait for the jury trial and to close this painful chapter in my life.”

 

I honestly wonder if all these fucktards are in on this to bank on it! 

 

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Tareq Salahi Gets Kicked In The Nuts While He’s Down With A $5k Tax-Lien

Tareq Salahi was left broken hearted after Michaele jumped on the Journey bus , but then he farted out an amazing revenge idea involving Michaele’s funky ass belongings she left behind. Tareq recently  auctioned off all of Skeletor-Ass-Michaele shit such as furniture, bed linen, clothes, dirty panties over 50 bathrobes she stole from hotels across the nation and of course her wedding ring. From TMZ:

The laundry list of Michaele-inspired items will hit the auction block this Saturday on a website called 9021go.com — and Tareq tells TMZ, he hopes selling it all off “will help bring closure to this ridiculous situation I am in.”

As for how Michaele amassed such an expansive collection of bathrobes — Tareq tells us, “As soon as we arrived [at the hotels], Michaele would call housekeeping and demand a bath gown saying that there was one missing. So when we checked out we would not be charged for taking it.”

Tareq adds, “Looking back I know realize this is indicative of our relationship together, full of deceit, lies … and bathrobes.”

Some other items to hit the block — bed linen, clothes, furniture, and two original sculptures with a combined value of $3.3 million. And it’s all going to benefit charity. Everybody wins!

Unfortunately soon after Tareq came up with his incredible revenge idea he was slapped with a $4,395.05 tax lien by the IRS of course for taxes that he hasn’t paid since 2008.

Meanwhile his “groupie-slut” ex-wife has been living the life getting serenade by Neal on her birthday last week . She may not even need money famewhoring herself out these days since she turned down an recent offer for an interview last week when Michaele Salahi was invited to meet actress and comedian Savvy Brown in order to get punked, for entertainment purposes, but canceled at the last minute because she thinks everyone hates her (BOO HOO!!). Maybe she didn’t need the money? I don’t know?

Thanks to my reader Nikki for the inside gossip. Sorry I posted this late!

Is Michelle Obama A Real Housewives Fan?

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 Recently Kyle Richards and husband Maurico Unmasky attended a dinner where they met and hang out with President Obama, and NO they didn’t have to sneak in or jump a fence like the Salahi’s did when they crashed the White House back in 2009.

When Kyle introduced her self to the President and he asked her what show she was on, she was embarrased to tell Obama she is part of the Housewives Circus, “I’m embarrassed to tell you, but Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” but instead of calling security Obama responded ”I don’t watch that but my wife does.” Really? She is probably pissed he spilled out that dirty secret!

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This is the stupid shit Kyle and Mauricio were tweeting before they went out to meet the President:

Off to meet our President @BarackObama #surrealtweet #whatdoiwear #hopeidontsaysomethingstupid,” Richards Tweeted on her way to the event Monday evening.

“I’m going to ask our President if he can do anything about my favorite lip gloss that was discontinued,” she later posted in jest. “[Or] maybe I will give him my suggestions for the deficit…JUST PRINT MORE MONEY.”

Once the couple arrived at the event, L.A. real estate agent Usmansky had the chance to chat with Obama. “Great conversation with @BarackObama. I hear [First Lady] Michelle watches #Rhobh,” he Tweeted, along with a photo.

Michaele Salahi Accused Of Killing Family Dog But Doesn’t Care Because She Is Happier With New Boyfriend Neal Schon Calls Tareq Controlling And Is A True Groupie Slut!

Posted by admin | Michaele Salahi,Michaele Salahi affair with Neal Schon,real housewives of dc,tareq salahi | Saturday 24 September 2011 1:23 pm

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Remember back in the day when Michaele and Tareq were together her and Tareq were a party crashing, con-artist, masters of shadyness team. But now the bitch is gona come out and tell everyone that she was just going along with Tareq’s genius plans of jumping a fence at the White House and she was just an innocent bystander I bet that’s what she is going to say if anyone asks her. Watch she is going to blame it all on Tareq and his controlling evil villain ways.

Back when that booooring Real Housewives Of DC season that we never should mention EVER happened. Sight! That chick that just recently interviewed Michaele and her new fucktoy Neal Schon send me that book about the Salami’s bullshit Cirque De Salahi (when Michaele was still with Tareq jumping White House parties and shit) somewhere in the back of my short-term-memory, self-induced ass, I suddenly remember that woman’s name Diane Dimond, but the truth is I get so many fucking emails from different reporters and people that send me links that I can’t keep up because this blog is not my full time job. At least for now it’s not. So I didn’t even put two and two together at first then I remembered SHE was the one that send me that book and then I never had the time to read it because it was around the time that I had some family shit going on and I didn’t even recap the boring RHODC (thank God!). But now that  Michaele bailed on Tareq I think I’m going back to pay that book a visit and see what this bitch says now about all the claims she made in that book, but for now I want to talk about this interview this crazy ass bitch and her new boyfriend gave Diane Dimond of the Daily Sexy Beast.

Neal Schon told Diane Dimond that his affair with Michaele “It’s like a fairy tale. It is, it really is,” yep, like a dysfunctional, cheaters dream romance.  Michaele gives her reason for  marrying  pudgy ass Pillsburry Doughboy and not midge-musician bad boy “I chose Tareq over Neal because I thought life would be less stressful living on a vineyard in Virginia. Life on the road with a rock band … well, I thought I might not have been able to keep up.”

Michaele insists she has MS and she figured it would be easier and stable plus more plush to be with Pillsburry since he lived in a winery and not on the road with a Rock star eating fast food and drinking bong water with whiskey for breakfast. Yeah, whatever bitch! You know she only stayed with Tareq because Neal was probably younger and banging hotter ass back then, so he sort of dumped her ass and Pudgy was lonely and available plus she figured she can blame not working on her imaginary MS disease and sponge off that aging Teletuby looking motherfucker, meanwhile she kept banging Rock star dude on the side. But suddenly when Pillsburry’s winery dried up like his old balls Pudgy became controlling and unbearable and Michaele jumped on the Journey band wagon because suddenly not only was she NOT in love with Tareq anymore, but also her MS suddenly got healed (Halleluiah!) and left Tuby ass to deal with the bankruptcy winery and dead dog, while she didn’t give two shits about forfeiting her marriage because Tuby was one dried prune away from being homeless anyways so she said see ya’. That’s what I believe happened.

“Neal was like, ‘Are we going to do this forever?’ And I said, ‘No, we’re not,’” Michaele said of the moment she realized it was time to make another life decision. “I began to see he really loved me. I had to begin to feel it completely–in my soul.” That was when she knew she would leave her husband.

Yeah, I bet! She figured, shit I better leave with Rock star while he still thinks I’m fuckable. Plus the bitch just bravely cut her loses since she left with the clothes on her back according to Rumor Fix.

Somehow Michaele would always manage to pull the veil over her husband’s eyes and carried on this secret affair with Neal, she even had someone sneak her devices that she somehow hid in her bony culo so her controlling husband Tareq wouldn’t find out.

So how did they ultimately come together just 10 days after they saw each other backstage at a Journey concert in Bristow, Va.? The couple now admits they had been communicating via text “for a while” over a device a friend had sneaked to Michaele so the controlling Tareq wouldn’t find out she had a pipeline to the outside world. (Repeated e-mails and calls to Tareq Salahi for comment for this story have gone unanswered.)

Michaele was letting Neal pork on her bony-ass right in front of Tareq who even went with Michaele to see Journey concerts compliments of Journey. WOW you mean they didn’t sneak in through a vent? That’s a first! And Tareq’s dumb-ass even showed up with a camera and filmed Michaele and her friend kissing on Neal (and they all probly had a threesome when Pudgy passed out!)

Neal sent complimentary tickets and backstage passes to the Salahis to come to the Labor Day weekend concert being held just 20 miles east of their home in Linden, Va. The ever-sociable Tareq showed up backstage with a video camera, Michaele, and Michaele’s friend Irina. He urged the women to surround Neal and kiss him, “Ahhh. There you go … hugs and kisses for Neal!!! Rock on, Journey!” Tareq is heard cooing in the background. (Tareq would later supply that video and other materials to the gossip website TMZ in an effort to humiliate his wife.)

Neal brags that Michaele took off her wedding ring right in front of her unsuspecting husband who lost the bitch from her leash for a minute while she snucked in Neal’s dressing room for a quickie.

Tareq had no way of knowing exactly what had happened just moments earlier in Schon’s dressing room. But if he did have an inkling of his wife’s behavior that night, he chose to put on a happy public face.

“What happened was … she takes off her wedding ring, OK, right in front of Tareq—takes it off,” Neal told The Daily Beast, sounding astonished. “And then she proceeds to come into my dressing room where I’m sitting down. I have tennis shoes on and she’s, like, nine feet tall over me.”

Neal’s voice took on a joyful tone as he told the story, and I could hear Michaele giggling in the background. He continued: “And she looks down at me like she’s standing on stilts and says, “I love YOU. And, that’s never gonna change. And when that happened I said, ‘Get over here! This has taken 15 years!’”

In retelling their story on the phone these not-too-young lovers sounded like teenagers who had just gotten the keys to Dad’s car. They were finally together and nothing else mattered.

Neal almost convinced Michaele to join him on his tour bus but she didn’t want to do that because it would publicly humiliate her husband Tareq.

The night of the concert, Sept. 4, Neal urged Michaele to get on the tour bus with him. “I was pretty close to doing it,” Michaele said. “But then I thought, No, that’s not who I am. That would be public humiliation for Tareq.” She explained to Neal that she had obligations and things to wrap up over the next few weeks but she told him that night: “We will be together. I promise.” She went home with her husband that night.

So she decided to humiliate him later instead.

Nine days later, Michaele says she realized she couldn’t stay. “I didn’t want to hurt anyone, but I realized I was hurting myself.” And, according to Michaele, “Tareq was too controlling.” Neal jumped in to elaborate. “He says, ‘Don’t go out of the house, you can’t have any money, I took all the money, you don’t have a telephone, you can’t drive’—plus, there are cameras in every room!” (After spending considerable research time in the Salahi house in mid-2010, I can confirm it contains a sophisticated surveillance system.)

Tareq became too unbearable and controlling for Michaele conveniently before the big winery auction and yard sale and also right before her and Tareq had to pack up their last belongigns to go camp out and live in Lafayette Park right across the street from the White House with the other homeless folks.

Last Tuesday, Tareq left home to go to the family’s nearby Oasis Vineyard to ready things for an upcoming bankruptcy auction that was held this past weekend. He did not know that Michaele and Neal had been texting back and forth.

Soo, Neal and his crew decided to break Michaele out and the plan was set.

“Michaele come, I don’t want to wait anymore,” Schon wrote. Michaele agreed, and told The Daily Beast, “I was going crazy. Because when you want to be with someone that bad, you start to go crazy. He sent someone to come get me. I got on a plane by myself and I just went. I just walked away from everything.”

Michaele cut all her losses. Not that Tareq is worth anything. And got on the plane with the clothes on her back and left.

Having known Michaele Salahi for two years now, after having had intimate talks with her about the state of her marriage, the very fact that she was able to get on a plane by herself–taking no luggage with her–must have been a monumental achievement. Tareq had convinced her over the years that they must always be together in case her MS symptoms flared and made her weak. According to Michaele, he also dwelled on death threats they had received after the White House scandal and warned she must never be without him. Michaele says she was cowed into believing she couldn’t do anything alone.

As lovey-dovey as they are on the telephone, the harsh reality is that both Neal and Michaele are entangled, and it could get ugly as they try to wrestle free of their pasts.

Neal was married to some other chick, but he feels he doesn’t need to talk about her or bring her up since she is not important anyways and he was only married to her for like what? Two months? That’s like two days in rock star time.

Schon refused to talk about his companion of the last two years, Ava Fabian, a former Playboy centerfold (August 1986), model, and actress who has among her credits the soft-porn series entitled Erotic Confessions. It is unclear whether a reported marriage between the two—said to have taken place just two months ago in Paris—was a legally binding event. One source close to the band who attended the ceremony called it, “One of those humanistic unions. You know, a friendship-type thing staged in a park.” This source also revealed Ava left the band’s tour in Pittsburgh weeks before Michaele came on the scene. Ava was allegedly sent away for being a disruptive presence. A second source close to the Playboy scene said the relationship between Ava and Neal was nearly always a “constant argument.” (Repeated calls and emails to try to reach Ava Fabian directly for comment were unsuccessful.)

Neal reminded Diane that in the book she wrote for the Salami’s Cirque Du Salahi she wrote about how Skeletor Michaele had to choose between him and Tareq and Tareq won now he is telling her she needs to rewrite the book because he won.

When I first located Neal and Michaele, after the “kidnapping” reports surfaced, Neal laughed into the phone. “Hey, you wrote in your book she had to choose between us—and that Tareq won. Guess you’ll have to rewrite that book now—because I won!”

After all this public circus exploded and Tareq was butt-hurt I am happy to report he is not taking the Russell way out instead he went on a rampage of exposing his ex-wife’s cheating shenanigans and he went out with some hot porn queen. So he is doing fine licking his wounds while catching some venereal diseases as well to keep his mind off his heartbreak.

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And to gross you all out here is Michaele and Neal sucking face:

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She is now wearing all black because according to Rumor Fix she left Tareq with the clothes on her back and Neal bought her a whole new black wardrobe.

During the time Michaele Salahi was still living with her soon to be ex-husband Tareq Salahi; their dog Rio had a heart attack. Supposedly after Michaele ran away with the band her dog got so depressed because of her departure that it ended up eventually dying, and now Tareq is accusing Michaele of killing the dog. This doesn’t even faze Michaele who is out having a good time shacking up with new boy friend Neal Schon.

Tareq also came out and told TMZ how he is suspicious that his  “groupie slut” wife was not only banging Neal Schon she was possibly clancking bones with another Guitar Hero Steve Tyler seen here in a vintage photo of him and Michaele once upon a time when Michaele and Tareq snuck into an Aerosmith concert. According to Tareq Michaele disapeared for like an hour (with Steve Tyler) and came back with a pearl necklace and some backstage passes.

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Maybe that wasn’t even Steve Tyler maybe that was Lynne Curtains from Real Housewives Of OC who was a stand in for Steve that night.


Thanks to all my readers that send me emails and links to these stories!

Ava Fabian Wife Of Neal Schon Shocked Over Michael Salahi Affair!

Posted by admin | Ava Fabian,Michaele Salahi,real housewives of dc,tareq salahi | Sunday 18 September 2011 8:47 pm

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Former Playboy model and wife of cheater Neal Schon,  Ava Fabian, was blindsided when she found out her husband was making Michaele Salahi his main groupie and there would be one more bitch in bed with him. Ava also states she is devastated over the whole thing she told TMZ, “This is very painful for me. I’m very hurt.”

I’m shocked she married a musician and didn’t read the memo that when you’re a famous musician’s wife you’re expected to look the other way at the stable of groupies these rockers collect even well into old age as seen in this whole chaotic display of drama- fueled, circus, love triangle. Ava and Neal married in Paris in July and only two months later he is moving in Michaele!

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Tareq Salahi Claim’s Neal Schon Send Him Pictures Of Neal Schon’s Schlong!!

Posted by admin | Michaele Salahi,neil schon,real housewives of dc,tareq salahi | Friday 16 September 2011 7:14 pm

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The Cirque De Salahi drama continues, and now we learn that just to fuck with him Neal Schon send a picture of his schlong to Tareq Salahi with no explanation but it sounds like he did it just to be a dick. Pun intended!

From TMZ:

Tareq Salahi has officially filed for divorce, and claims he has been humiliated in the extreme by Michaele and her lover, Journey guitarist Neal Schon, who stooped so low that he sent Tareq a picture of a penis.

According to the legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Tareq is citing adultery and abandonment as the reason for the divorce.

Tareq says in the papers, “the paramour [Neal] sent to my email account … a email with an attachment of a penis” — presumably his.

Tareq blasts his wife, claiming, “She continually exposes our friends and acquaintances to her adulterous relationship and has flaunted the same throughout the community, the nation and indeed the world, and thus caused me to suffer great harm, humiliation and embarrassment.”

Tareq says his wife has been banging Schon “for a period of months.”

And he also blames the band, claiming Journey has been paying for her travel accommodations and other expenses.

Tareq says the couple has a prenup.

Sounds like maybe Neal is hinting at a threesome? Heh??

Tareq Salahi Changes Locks Plans To Divorce Michaele And Cries Like A Little Bitch Over Michaele’s Secret Love Affair With Neal Schon!

Posted by admin | Michaele Salahi,real housewives of dc,salahi divorce,tareq salahi | Friday 16 September 2011 5:17 pm

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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!! I knew this skeletor bitch was bumping fuglies with guitar hero dude Neal Schon from dinosaur rock band Journey for 2 years behind husband’s back (assuming this is NOT a bullshit stunt).

According to gossipy reports from TMZ Michaele Salahi has been cheating on her Pillsbury Doughboy husband Tareq Salahi and has been having a raunchy love affair while still married to Pillsbury. Supposedly Michaele first met Neal in 1995 before meeting Tareq and the bitch has been having Neal as her side-dish Sancho ever since 2009! Michaele  even bragged to people over emails about what a “wild sex” fuck stallion her side-dish Sancho is and now she appears happy that she is finally rid of Tareq and she no longer has to sneak around behind his back to bang on Sancho.

Michaele and Neal have managed to keep their affair secret from everyone including Tareq who considered Neal and his band “best friends” and feels “betrayed” by all of this. A couple of weeks ago the Salami’s even went to a Journey concert and hung out with the band. Tareq says while they hung out backstage he met a woman named Ava who is supposed to be Neal’s wife.

Neal’s band Journey even played for free at the Salahi’s broke ass winery and spend the weekend partying with Tareq and Michaele. Meanwhile Michaele and Neal were sneaking around behind Tareq’s back having sex right under his nose that they were even hanging all over each other and kissing in a video that Tareq shot of them during Labor Day weekend thinking it was all in friendly fun.

Supposedly Tareq has been crying like a little bitch ever since he learned of his wife’s shenanigans and now he is announcing he is going to divorce her cheating ass and he even changed the locks on the cardboard box they now live at since Tareq is going bankrupt. Secret sources are coming out of the woodwork’s admitting that this is typical Michaele behaviour of disappearing without telling her husband where she was going that everyone around them assumed she was having some “fling”.  It appears  that this bitch jumped ship in the typical House Skank fashion because Doughboy is going broke as stated in this following post, check this shit out:

According to a good Washington source, White House “crasher” Michaele Salahi’s latest dalliance (this time with Journey lead guitarist Neal Schon) is not such a rarity. “She has been known to slip away without warning, and people always assumed she was having some kind of fling,” said a longtime Salahi spy in Washington, D.C. Many think this finally could mark the end of her marriage to Tareq Salahi. “She is done with him,” said a second source, noting Michaele recently has told friends she is very concerned her husband’s ongoing financial problems — mostly tied to the bankruptcy and pending foreclosure auction of his family’s Virginia winery — will leave a legacy of money woes “for years to come. “Plus, she isn’t in love with him anymore.” Before Journey’s spokesman confirmed Michaele was with Schon in Memphis, Tareq had called the police, reporting his wife missing and worrying she’d been kidnapped.“Of course, this also could be just another example of Tareq looking for bizarre media attention,” said the second source.

Tareq says he is done with Michaele and won’t take her back because after this bullshit he can never trust her, but believes she will eventually get tired of Neal and come back to Tareq. I doubt that. I bet Neal will get tired of Skeletor when a hot twenty year old ho’ who is better at Guitar Hero shows up and Neal kicks out dried up piece of beef jerky Michaele to the curb then, the bitch is gona be homeless and beg Tareq to take her back and his dumb ass will forgive her because who the fuck else would want his fat, old, bald, broke-ass. WHO?!!

Check out the pictures below when the Salahi’s and Journey hung out partying.

Real Housewives Of DC, Michaele Salahi Has Been Kidnapped! NEVERMIND! She Ran Off With Journey’s Neal Schon

Posted by admin | gossip,Michaele Salahi,real housewives of dc,tareq salahi | Wednesday 14 September 2011 9:56 am

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According to TMZ, Tareq Salahi went to the police earlier today to report Michaele Salahi has not been seen by him since yesterday and that she supposedly had a hair appointment to which she did not show up to, then strangely she called Tareq late at night to tell him she was okay and the call came from a weird unrecognized Oregon area code! Tareq says that he believes his wife has been kidnapped, but states that when he showed up at the police station the cops all laughed at him because the cops know as well as everyone else the Salami’s are a national joke and refused to take seriously his kidnapping claims.

From TMZ:

Real Housewives of D.C.” star Tareq Salahi believes his wife Michaele Salahi was abducted in Virginia yesterday … but he’s afraid the cops aren’t taking the situation seriously … TMZ has learned.

TMZ just spoke with Tareq … who tells us he last saw Michaele at their home around 11 AM ET yesterday … right before he left to go to their winery.  Tareq says Michaele told him she was going to get her hair done — but she never went to the appointment … and she’s been missing ever since.

Tareq claims he got a phone call from Michaele late last night … from an unfamiliar Oregon cell phone number … and she told him she was going to her mother’s house, located minutes away from the Salahi home.

Tareq says he was suspicious — so he called Michaele’s mother … who told him she hadn’t spoken with Michaele and was unaware of her plans.  That’s when Tareq — fearing Michaele had been abducted — called the Warren County Sheriff’s Dept. for help.

But Tareq claims deputies told him she had already called them — informing them she was OK and just dealing with some “family issues.”

Tareq tells TMZ … he believes Michaele had been FORCED to make the phone calls by her abductor … and believes she is in very real danger … especially because the Salahis have received death threats in the past.

Tareq says he’s considering going to other law enforcement for help because he feels the Warren County Sheriffs are not taking proper action. A rep for the WCSD tells TMZ cops are not releasing any info about the situation at this time.

Tareq has issued a statement saying, “We are reaching to the public pleaing [sic] desperately for your help.”

He continues, “It is our belief as of last night, that Michaele Salahi may have been kidnapped or abducted and being held under duress and forced to tell persons, including authorities she is okay.”

“We are asking the public to please be on the look out for her, and if found please contact the authorities and please approach her and contact the authorities to intervene and that she may be forced to say she is okay, when in fact she is not and being held under possible abduction.

The Salahi family can be reached at 540-635-9933.”

What do you bitches think? Do you all think she has been kidnapped or are these douche lords making this shit up to stay in the news?

Update! Call off all the cop cars put away the search dogs, Michaele Salahi was found earlier today. As it turns out she did NOT get kidnnaped SHE ran off with this dude here:

Neal Schon the guitarist of 80′s hair band Journey.

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It appears that Michaele left home earlier yesterday, lied to her husband about her whereabouts, and ran off to Memphis with Neal. It seems that she may have been letting Neal play guitar hero with her desiccated mummified, turd-ley va-jay-jay, behind her husband’s back! TAN TAN TAAAAAN!!

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From TMZ:

TMZ has learned … far from being kidnapped … Michaele Salahi has run off with Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for the band Journey.

TMZ broke the story … Tareq called authorities several times last night and today, claiming his wife has been abducted, because she left without taking her belongings.

We’ve also confirmed Michaele has dated Schon in the past — seen above partying at the Salahis’ winery last year — and she’s called it an “intimate and passionate relationship.”

But now we’ve learned … Michaele (pictured above with Schon and her husband in 2010) has been dating the rock icon, went to his show in Nashville last night and is currently with Schon in Memphis, where Journey is set to perform with Foreigner.

Scoop Marketing, the rep for Journey, confirmed with TMZ that “Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together.”

Could this be another bullshit-ass publicity stunt? Ooor is this bitch a cheating ho’ that is willing to leave Pillsbury Doughboy to bake by himself while she chases after greener pastures with more moolah?  I used to think that at least her skinny bone Jones ass was loyal to Pillsbury, but I guess not.

The professional party crashing Salami’s have also been in trouble lately for other embarrassing shit (besides crashing the White House party and other functions they were not invited to). Just recently Montel Williams send them cease-and-desist notices for linking his name to their gala without any authorization.

I guess 80′s rockers have lowered their standards waaaay low. Because if that scarecrow, dried up piece of Salami Peyejo ran off with this famous guitar dude that means I FOR SURE have a BIG chance to run off with the lead singer of Metallica James Heathfield. :)   Good to know.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Quit His Anti-Depressants Before His Suicide Plus The Illusive Graphic Pictures Of The Beatings

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As was reported by TMZ  earlier Chankla Face failed to report the brutal ass beating she supposedly got from Russell right before he committed suicide, but recently Entertainment Tonight reported that there are graphic pictures proving Russell did in fact give Chankla a savage beating that left this bitch hysterically sobbing. As much as I despise this Chankla bitch, I do believe Russell did some damage however, it is now looking like this ho’ is exaggerating this shit to get sympathy and milk this cow dry. Funny how the Entertainment Tonight report came out AFTER she was questioned for NOT reporting Russell’s abuse to the police.

Radaronline also questions the existence of these pictures:

Entertainment Tonight broke the story Monday night that it had viewed images of the reality TV star that anchor Chris Jacobs described to viewers as “graphic.” (RadarOnline.com has not seen the photographs).

“I’ve seen shocking photos of Taylor with a deeply bruised right eye and a terrible trauma that stretched from here (the mouth) to here (the eye socket),”  Jacobs said.

“We are not ready to show them to you just yet, but I can tell you that it looks as though she was hit in the eye with tremendous force.”

ET did not say if it planned to broadcast the photographs of a battered Taylor, 40.

But the show suggested the photos were snapped after a violent confrontation between Taylor and Russell, which required her hospitalization and cosmetic surgery, as RadarOnline.com first revealed.

“They’re graphic photos of Taylor after she was seemingly beaten by Russell,” Jacobs said.

“It’s new evidence that Taylor may have beaten before she filed for divorce.”

Russell Armstrong, 47, was found dead at a friend’s home in Los Angeles on August 16, just a month after his six year marriage to Taylor collapsed. Officials say he committed suicide by hanging himself. A memorial service will be held for him on Wednesday.

Brittny Gastineau, a close friend of Taylor, also spoke to Entertainment Tonight, revealing that the reality starlet was “devastated” after Russell’s suicide.

“At the end of the day, even if he was abusive, she still loved him as the father of his child,” Gastineau said, adding: “As much as you hate, hate someone for treating you like that, you still have love for them.”

The  pictures that supposedly Entertainment Tonight  got a hold of are very “graphic” and show Chankla with a bruised bloody face and a gash that extended from her mouth to eye. Could this be the earlier pictures with the gash in her eye that according to Chankla and her friends the damage on those pictures were NOT caused by Russell? This whole web is getting so tangled it’s hard to keep up. However, Entertainment Tonight has NOT released those pictures so everyone is wondering if they even exist.

Russell was also said to have been taking medications for depression, but he quit taking those weeks before he killed himself.

From Radaronline:

“Russell had been doing so well when he was on the anti-depressants. He was prescribed the meds to control his rage issues. Russell stopped taking the meds two weeks before his suicide,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com.

Taylor had encouraged her estranged husband to stay on the anti-depressants. “Taylor was very supportive of him taking the meds. All of a sudden about two weeks ago, Russell stopped taking the meds though,” the insider says.

Ed Winter, Assistant Coroner for Los Angeles tells us:”No medication bottles for Mr. Armstrong were recovered from the scene.”

Russell’s mother has also been very vocal about NOT wanting Bravo to release one frame with Russell in it, OR ELSE! But despite her being upset over Bravo footage of Russell, Chankla and his family have agreed to take Russell’s body back to Texas and his funeral services will not be filmed for Bravo. Russell is also said to be having two funeral services. The network is still sweating and scrambling for the release date of the next season which was pushed ahead. Chankla has also been in hiding following Russell’s death and is “dreading” seeing his family at the funeral.

From Radaronline:

Taylor has been holed-up in her Bel Air Crest rental house with her daughter, Kennedy since the tragedy.

“Taylor is absolutely dreading seeing Russell’s parents, and the rest of his family,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “She feels that they all hate her, and that they blame her for Russell’s suicide. Taylor just wants to get through the memorial on Wednesday. She hopes that Russell’s family doesn’t try and cause a scene. This is a memorial service for the father of her daughter — Kennedy will be at the service as well.”

But, it’s not just Taylor that is being blamed by Russell’s family – Bravo, the network that airs the Real Housewives franchise is also coming under fire.

Russell Armstrong’s mother,John Anne Hotchkiss told CNN HLN’s Jane Velez-Mitchell last week that Bravo “better not air one frame of my son, or else.”

In addition, Russell’s step brother, Wade Jackson told RadarOnline.com exclusively that: “Russell’s whole family was very close and they’re considering suing Bravo.”

Meanwhile, at the memorial on Wednesday: “There will be no remains present. And the family may witness the placement of his urn on Thursday or Friday”, a source tells RadarOnline.com.

The memorial will be held at 3pm PT Wednesday at the Church of the Hills at Forest Lawn-Hollywood Hills — the same church where actress Brittany Murphy was memorialized after her sudden death in 2009.

Family, friends, and costars from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are expected to attend the memorial, which will be closed to the public and not filmed for the reality show.

Russell’s remains have been cremated and his ashes will be divided among his family and his estranged wife.

Other dumb-asses that are trying to stay relevant have also voiced their two cents that nobody gives two shits about. First Joker Face  stated that SHE was also suicidal because of the show (HA HA HA!!! BULLSHIT!) and that one skeletor bitch that crashed the Whitehouse with her husband, Michaele Salahi also put her two shits in and said that Russell “He Didn’t Understand What He Was Getting Into”. But voicing her lame ass opinion didn’t get her or her weird ass fat husband back on the show when they tried to duped Bravo into letting them crawl back in the Housewives Familia via the Beverly Hillbilly House Skanks Andy Cohen told them to fuck off because “we are not interested”.

Michaele Salahi And Her Crusty Ass Rejected By Playboy And Tareq Is Pretty Gross Too!

Posted by admin | Michaele Salahi,real housewives of dc,tareq salahi | Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:14 pm

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Recently, raging famewhore couple Michaele and Tareq  Salahi,  each tried to do a spread for both Playgirl and Playboy. Michaele received an email from Playboy telling her, that they don’t want her skeletor nasty ass ruining their magazine  because the magazine may go more broke than it already is:

“There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial.”

They did however stated that they would feature her on their website in the crack ho’ section:

“We had hoped an issue would be available to present you in the pages of the magazine first. However, that does not seem likely and we do not want to keep them from our readers any longer.”

Turd I mean Tareq also tried his hand at posing his hairy, scary old man ass, on Playgirl, and is currently waiting his denial letter since I don’t think that even 80 year old women would buy that magazine with him in it.

And to gross you all out, here are the pictures these two turd-heads send the magazines:

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And to turn up the gross here is the test picture of Tareq’s:

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OOOOHHH YEAAAAHH!!! I’m sure women are just gonna run out and cause a riot when this edition comes out. Nothing like and old, overweight out of shape, shingle infested old fart that looks like he has grandkids my teenager’s age!!! GROSSS!!!!

And of course since these fuckers are professional party crashers they also crashed Charlie Sheens live show last night. Afterwards when confronted  they pulled the same shit they pull all the time and stated that they were invited. They feel that since they can crash the White House they can crash anything! Click here for a short video on TMZ where they got mobbed by the paps and they were loving it like the famewhores they are.