Despite the fact that the Real Housewives Of Miami got real bad reviews on their premiere season they are still been invited back for a second season and they also did us all a favor and got rid of the two most annoying heiffers that were on board.  Larsa Pippen got tarred and feathered all the way to Chicago and Cristy Rice was also booted out of this skank platoon because just like Larsa, she was just really annoying.  The bitches that are left will be Marysol Patton, Mama Elsa, Alexis Echevarria, Adriana De Moura and Lea Black.

According to big mouth Adriana, Bravo didn’t want Larsa and Cristy back because “Producers didn’t want to go in this Basketball Wives direction. We’ll portray Miami the way it should be portrayed.” Adriana also says that the show wasn’t even supposed to be a Housewives show and that’s the reason it sucked ass, “first season didn’t work because Bravo never meant for the series to become a Real Housewives franchise. Indeed, the show was originally intended to be a Miami Social knockoff, but became a Housewives franchise during the editing process.” HA HA HA!! That’s funny shit, she added. “That’s why we had shorter episodes and all that foolishness. Now we’re hoping to beat Beverly Hills!” Really? Then bring it.

I am probably one of the few people that enjoyed these skanks  and I do have hope for them.  I like this franchise  because these are the bitches with the Latin flavor (and I’m half Latina so yeah,) and of course with the one and only Mama Elsa.

Oh, Mama Elsa how I missed your crazy, drunken ramblings  of truth. Can’t wait to see those bitches again.

Tragedy stroke the housewives franchise again when the son of Real Housewives Of Miami Lice Alexia Echevarria’s younger son Frankie got into a car crash last weekend, he was so seriously injured that he was admitted to the intensive care unit at a local hospital and underwent pelvic surgery. Alexia stayed by her son the whole time and tweeted words of thanks to her fans for praying for Frankie and apparently his surgery went well and he is now recovering.

“Frankie’s pelvic surgery went well today thanks to God and all your prayers, he is stable and getting stronger day by day.”

There is no details over what exactly happened other than it was raining and someone else was driving. Alexia’s husband posted on Facebook the situation was “bad”, but it appears little Frankie will be fine (let’s hope) according to Cocaine Barbie’s tweets.

The Real Housewives Of Miami Lice will return for a second season. Alexia stated there will be some changes in the cast. Rumors are swirling that they got rid of Larsa’s annoying ass.

Ok bitches let’s be nice and send Cocaine Barbie and her little son some good healing thoughts!