Recent rumors surfaced about Jacqueline Laurita being a stripper and prostitution whore who met her husband at the pole, but Jacqueline has time and time again denied those rumors and says all those rumors are bullshit and has even gone as far as pulling out of her ass, identification cards and other proof that show Jacqueline  was not a stripper or a prostitution whore.

Jacqueline told The Huffington Post, “I swear on the life of myself, my husband and my children that I was never a call girl or ever got paid for any sexual favor of any kind, either,” and says she is not a liar “Do you honestly think that I am the kind of girl that lies?”and adds ”Honestly? Lying is my biggest pet peeve. I am the biggest open book there is. Almost to a fault.”

Here is the evidence that supports Jacqueline had a legitimate respectable job as a daycare provider  that show proof  she was not earning money the old fashion laying on your back way:

For someone who never stripped or whored around she is worrying too much pulling out all these id’s and whatnot.

Jacqueline Laurita who supposedly tried to “forgive” Teresa Giudice during one of her Christmas spasm during the holidays (and probably forgot about that shit already since Christmas is over) will be returning for another season of this train-wreckage despite recent juicy rumors that she was fired by Bravo for violating her contract by ditching the reunion. Perhaps Miss Bravo had a change of heart because he stated on Monday everyone will be returning:

“Andy Cohen appeared on the Wendy Williams Show on Monday morning and confirmed that ALL cast members are returning – that includes the Manzo family, Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline (sic),”

Jacqueline also confirmed via Twitter, that she will be returning :

“FACT! No, I have not quit the show and no, I have not been fired. Season 5 is a mystery. Guess you will just have to … Watch What Happens! XO!”

For years, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga have been playing tug of war and fucking with some photographer’s emotions that they each use to compete for the invisible contest that only takes place in their head to be the the best Christmas Card Whore. “They both act like they love her [Linda] so much… meanwhile, neither one of them have used her the past few years. Teresa did use her last year for Christmas pics.”

On Teresa’s  website she mentions that she  found Portrait Artistry by Linda Marie on her own when she was “driving past her studio” and hired her to photograph Gia’s birth announcement.

According to the recent chisme from Reality Tea this is the same reason why Antonia was wearing the same coat Gia was wearing on a card from a while back.“They both used the SAME photographer for their Christmas cards this year,”

Meanwhile Melissa  says “I’ve been going to her since Antonia was born! She also did the beautiful family picture you saw us do on season 3 with Joe [Gorga]‘s family!”

Tree and Mel always wait until the last minute to see how they can out tacky each other with the Christmas Card competition. “They always hold out and wait until the last minute to mail their cards. As soon as Teresa sends hers out, a day or 2 later here come Melissa’s. This is the 4th year in a row Melissa has done this. Teresa stopped using Linda when Melissa started using her. Melissa tries to act like she always used her in her blog.”

But the insider states that Melissa only started going back to Linda recently because she needed to keep up with  Teresa “Melissa was going to Photos By Ginny for the past few years but, since she feared Teresa’s cards would be better then hers she went back to Linda. Melissa has been trying to keep up with Teresa and copying her more and more,”

The hating between families has gotten so bad that even their parents avoid them like the plague and no one is spending Christmas together because of this.“Teresa’s father refuses to be in the same room as the 2 Joe’s. He is afraid of them fighting and can’t handle it in his health condition.”

Teresa Giudice’s husband, Barney Devito was indicted yesterday for that little incident he had back in  2010, when he was using his brothers drivers licence and got caught.

Also another exciting report has surfaced about Jacqueline Laurita being a stripper. A little while ago there was some gossip that spilled that she was a stripper in Vegas, of course she denied these claims. According to In Touch she worked at some gutter-skank, rat-hole from 1992 to 1993 and was in violent relationships with her then boyfriend who I suspects must be Ashley’s dad:

In Touchcan now exclusively reveal the details of the shocking past that she’d prefer to keep a secret. “She was a stripper at a Las Vegas club called the Glitter Gulch,” reports a former friend who was very close to Jacqueline. “She worked there from 1992 to 1993. Like all strip clubs, it was an awful place.”

And another former pal from back in the day reports that she spent several years in a volatile romance – the low point seems to have been her 1996 arrest for battery of her then-boyfriend, who was also arrested on the same charge. “She slapped him in the face and punched him in the groin,” the police report states.

 I wonder if Jacqueline will have her lawyer call In Touch Magazine a “skank.”

Thanks to my readers Lizzie and Nikki  for sending me the links to this juicy gossip!

On December 15th Canadian design and marketing company Creative Thinkers, Inc. Filed a lawsuit against the Manzo brothers, Christopher Laurita and the two clients who consulted with them about promoting the Black Water concept.

The other people named in the lawsuit are Jacqueline and Louise Wilkie, who worked with the Laurita/Manzo’s to launch “blk.”

Albie Manzo denies any wrongdoing and claims that they first filed a lawsuit against Creative Thinkers, Inc,  for stealing “their” blackwater idea. Creative Thinkers states that they developed this concept, but then the Wilkie sisters jacked the idea and ran. Then, the sisters decided to go with the Manzo/Laurita brothers and peddle their goods by pimping them on Reality TV:

The suit alleges that the Wilkies entered into an agreement with Creative Thinkers to bottle BLACKWATER(TM), a specialty health water infused with a proprietary blend of fulvic and humic acid. Instead of working with Ivan Solomon (the owner of Creative Thinkers), Gordon Jung (Solomon’s partner), and their corporation, Blackwater Innovations Corp., the Wilkies stole the idea and trademark and marketed the product with the Manzo-Laurita family.

“One of the core premises of trademark law is the right and ability to protect one’s name against imitations and customer confusion,” said Ghajar. “This case goes to the heart of trademark law.”

In July 2011, Blackwater Innovations Corp. sent a cease and desist letter to BLK. The Wilkies assert that they developed the idea for the product after they witnessed the water heal their sick mother. However, in a November 2009 agreement, the defendants received confidential information about the Blackwater specialty product and agreed to keep information about the health water confidential.

According to court documents, the Manzo-Laurita family inappropriately used reality TV fame to sell a false story about how the idea for a fulvic- and humic-acid infused health drink originated. Creative Thinkers asserts that the family stole the idea after attending a food industry trade show. At the trade show, the Manzo-Laurita family saw the BLACKWATER(TM) product and conspired with the Wilkies to steal the product, marketing, and distribution plan. They are now marketing the product under the name “BLK Water” and “blk. BLACKWATER” on the Real Housewives television show, online, and in grocery stores nationwide.

“We are confident that the evidence will prove that the Manzo-Laurita family and the Wilkies stole the BLACKWATER(TM) specialty concept,” said Litvack, who specializes in entertainment law at Pillsbury. “The Manzo-Laurita family has wrongfully used its fame to steal another’s idea, and this suit seeks to restore ownership of BLACKWATER(TM) to its true originator.”

 Albie Manzo insist those claims are bullshit:

But Albie Manzo tells the Star-Ledger that he and his partners filed suit against Creative Thinkers several months ago alleging that the company stole the idea from the Wilkies. “That we used our fame and stuff, it’s just not true,” Manzo says. “We wouldn’t put a false product on the shelves for a reality show.”

The lawsuit filed by Creative Thinkers alleges trademark infringement and unfair competition against all the defendants, and breach of contract and fiduciary duty, among other charges, against the Wilkie sisters. Creative Thinkers worked with the Wilkies on preliminary production and marketing of the drink, and signed a non-disclosure agreement with them, but the Wilkies demanded greater shares of the company and eventually parted ways with Creative Thinkers — but not before, the suit alleges, hooking up the reality show stars to market the same product under their company, Eclipse, and via the popular reality show.

Teresa Giudice and her husband Barney Devito, decided it was better to pay off their debts, and withdraw the request to file bankruptcy rather than risk going to jail and have to share the used showers with violent, lonely, horny inmates. And it appears that it is Teresa who has gotten the family out of trouble by peddling her recipe/bash sister-in-law book, and also successfully making an ass of herself in both Housewives and Celebrity Apprentice. And thanks to Teresa’s Prostitution Fame Whoring talents she has now managed to have her trial for December 23rd canceled.

From NJ.com:

After the Star-Ledger revealed the about-face, their lawyer told People magazine in September that Teresa planned to drop her bankruptcy case as well because she is now earning enough money to pay her debts. But a consent order agreed to by Teresa and the Office of the U.S. Trustee (a division of the Justice Department) wasn’t signed until Wednesday. Teresa’s trial, set for Dec. 23, has been canceled.

According to the consent order, Teresa agrees to waive discharge of her debts, and acknowledges that she wishes to resolve Sywilok’s proceedings against her “without the need for further inquiry or litigation, and without her making any further admissions.”

Bad reputation follows these house skanks everywhere they go. And of course Melissa Gorga is not immune to this at all. Recently Sherri Shepherd from “The View” attended a party where one of the housewives attended and of course a heap of drama and fighting followed. Sherry took to her Twitter and assumed Teresa Giudice  was the instigator of the bitch-drama, but then later found out it was Melissa.

From Huffington Post:

“Why am I at a party in Jersey with Sal & one of the New Jersey Housewives gets into an altercation w someone! This is surreal & a #hotmess,” she tweeted. But word must have gotten out that Shepherd was pointing fingers at Teresa Giudice because before long, Shepherd was issuing apologies: “Apology to @Teresa_Giudice … thought you were at the party. I swear you got a doppleganger [sic]! Just as well – the drama didn’t involve you!”

Although the “housewife” in question wasn’t Giudice, it turns out she wasn’t too far off — it was Giudice’s sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga.

“She was at a party I was at,” Gorga explained to me. “I didn’t even meet her. Someone tried to cause a fake fight to get attention because they are trying to be on the new ‘Housewives.’ Someone pretended that they overheard me and [fellow Real Housewife] Kathy talking about a girl in the bathroom that is trying to get on the next season. I knew it was B.S. because we didn’t talk about anyone in the bathroom. So I called them out on it right away. The girl admitted it the next day. It was so stupid they were just trying to get attention.

As it turns out it was nothing, but a load of horse shit drama created so that some ho’ would get her hoofs in the show.

Also Melissa is insistent that she NEVER stripped or shook her ass for money. She swears up and down she was only a bar-wench and not a nudy ass-shaker like her ex-boss whom Melissa called a drugaddict wants us to believe. Melissa somehow pulled out of her magical hot-ass some check-stubs that prove she was in fact,  a bartender. I think if she really wasn’t a stripper she is trying waaay too hard to prove that, almost like she feels guilty about it. In the end all the truth comes out no matter what.

The show is not even on, but the family feuds continue. Just like Melissa Gorga is refusing to spend Christmas with Teresa (for obvious reasons) Kathy Walkile is also refusing to spend the holidays with her niece Teresa. According to her latest Hollywood Life interview.

 “We’ll host Christmas Eve at our house and have our family and friends,”  Kathy told Hollywood Life “I haven’t spoken to them [Teresa and her other cousin Joe Gorga’s wife Melissa Gorga  yet, but I know that Teresa hosts Christmas  Eve herself — so I don’t know.”

Kathy states that  if Teresa does not show up, they won’t even miss her because she has plenty of family to replace her. “Usually we have a big open house for Christmas Eve,”  and adds. “You’re family just keeps getting bigger and bigger, so I don’t think there will be a shortage of people — friends and family.”

She says since everyone is running around busy she doesn’t know what Teresa’s schedule will be, why with all the cooking books and Trump show appearances she may not have time to stop by and host the Christmas Family Fight 2011 “You know, everybody gets busy,” an adds. “It’s a busy time of the year for everybody.”

And since none of them are talking to Teresa she is not sure how this will work out . “It’s yet to be determined,” Melissa  also put her 2cents in and told HollywoodLife.com at the Reeve Foundation Magical Evening Gala at NYC’s Cipriani Wall Street on Nov. 30. “Sometimes when something stresses you out and when you have to think to hard about something, sometimes it’s better to stay away for a little while.”

 Joe Gorga says he is tired of the bitch-drama. “There’s certain things you just can’t forgive and forget,” he says “It’s a holiday. You want to enjoy it. You want to be happy. You don’t want to be aggravated. Christmas is my favorite time of the year. I want to be happy.”

If he doesn’t want the drama maybe he should start by buying Melissa a muzzle, since she is the one that’s been busy lately bashing on Tree.

Also Melissa may be trying her hand at cookbooks, since she has to compete with Teresa on everything that other bitch does. She shared a “family recipe” with People to show off that she too can cook.

From People:

I love cooking in the kitchen with my family, with everyone picking at the food before it makes it to the table,” the Voli vodka ambassador tells PEOPLE.

As for her signature dish, she says it’s “a traditional family recipe” best sipped with a pomegranate Voli martini, which she calls “light, refreshing, sweet and sour.”

She also says Teresa’s been a big help and teacher in the kitchen. “I am a good cook, but nothing compares to my sister,” Gorga says. “She is a pro. She sometimes teaches me her secret recipes.”

Want to feast like a Housewife? Not only is Gorga providing her favorite holiday recipe, but she’s also offering instructions for how to make her favorite drink while cooking.

Linguine alla Vongole

1 lb. linguine
¼ cup water
6 garlic cloves, crushed
6 red dried chili peppers, less or more according to how spicy you like it
½ cup extra virgin olive oil
½ cup white wine
2 tbsp. chopped, fresh leaf parsley
3 lbs. little neck hard shell clams
pinch of salt

Clean the clams well and place them in a large pot, covering them with water and placing the lid on pot while heating at medium high until clams burst open.

Remove the clams as they open and pit them into a separate bowl. Clams that don’t open should be trashed.

Scrape the clams and the juices from the shells and put them in a separate bowl.

Rinse the clams again to avoid their being sandy. Pour all of the liquid from the pot into the bowl with the juices and pass all the remaining liquids through a strainer.

To Serve

In a large sauce pan, heat the oil over medium heat and cook the garlic until it is golden brown.

Then add the parsley, chili peppers, a pinch of salt and white wine, letting them all cook together for about three minutes. Add in a little more than half of the clam juices. The liquid should reduce by ½, then stir in the remaining juices and clams and let them cook for another two minutes.

Bring a large pot of water to boil with a pinch of salt. Keeping the pasta a little firm, drain it and return it back into the pot.

Add the clam sauce and stir very gently. Top it off with a little parsley, and voila! (Serves 6)

Voli Pom Martini

1½ oz. Voli Lyte (works with Voli lemon, too)
2 oz. pomegranate juice
¼ oz. lemon juice

In a mixing tin, add ice, Voli Lyte, pomegranate juice, lemon juice and shake.

Strain into martini glass, and add an orange twist for garnish.

So there you go, let me know if any of you try these recipes.

Melissa Gorga is getting a lot of  “display” this month and I hope she is enjoying it because according to All AboutTRHH she always wanted the fame and exposure that Teresa got and now her dream came true, so true, it is now a nightmare for Mel since the things that are being “displayed” are NOT the things she wants us to know about her.

An “insider” revealed that Melissa was so jealous of Teresa’s rise to fame that for THREE FUCKING YEARS this famewhoring cow stalked and harrassed Bravo begging them to throw her in the RHONJ circus of crazy and Bravo kept telling her to fuck off because she was a boring skank. 

Melissa didn’t give up and she persisted on her mission to get on that trash show no matter what, even if that meant she had to make deals with the devil and that’s exactly what she did when she contacted Danielle Staub aka Joker Face and proceeded to feed her information about Teresa and the Manzo’s , this way she can show Bravo she is a low brow shit stirrer worthy to be on Housewives. Even Joker Face didn’t want this bitch and her husband on the show, although Melissa’s plan was to be besties with Joker Face on camera in order to piss off Teresa and completely destroy what little peace they had in that chaotic family.

And supposedly this coming season Bravo is keeping Teresa as permanent asshole of the show because it seems that Melissa has talked through both sides of her mouth and manipulated not only Teresa’s old friends but also Bravo’s producers to have them on her side so that way they can monkey stomp on Tree.

From All AboutTRHH:

Melissa spent the past three years haunting Bravo and Danielle, trash-talking all of the Housewives but then kissing ass once they got on, then being mad at Teresa for being upset with them after all of that. Imagine your SIL, someone you have to see for the rest of your life, doing this for you – and your jealous and brainwashed friends sticking up for them. NEWSFLASH CAROLINE – Melissa was the one who told Danielle all about your stomach surgery, made the ‘rumors’ of Albert cheating at the Brownstone, and said ‘my daughter would never do that’ about Ashley. Wake the *beep* up.”

The truth will come out. Melissa tried to be on the show from the very beginning. They did not want her because she was boring. So, she stomped her feet and stalked Danielle Staub to the point where even Danielle (of all people) refused to bring her onto the show. Melissa AND Joe wanted to come on to surprise Teresa and be on-camera friends with Danielle. I wish that did happen because maybe Caroline and Jacqueline would not be believing all of Melissa’s lies like you will see in season four. She knows how to lie and get what she wants, but the truth will come out. Her stalking Danielle is what finally got her on the show. A lot was also said at season 2′s reunion (with Melissa’s name) that was completely removed because at the time, no one even knew who she was.”

Also click here for a lovely photo of Mel Ala Gretchen Rossi “on display” on the toilet.

It appears that Melissa Gorga and her sisters spend all Thanksgiving day stalking a blogger who spilled out the original story on Mel supposedly being a stripper. 

The young lady that owns  All AboutTRH states that on Thanksgiving Day,  Melissa and her sisters tweeted her some stupid nonsensical messages trying to intimidate her. Later on that day, Melissa’s so-called lawyer very professionally called All AboutTHR  a “skank” . Trust me All AboutTRH I know all about these Reality Fame Craving- Ho’s getting butt hurt when we post something and all of the sudden their shit is just falling apart because they can’t select the skeletons that will be “on display” and they can’t control the media.

And just a few minutes ago TMZ is reporting that Melissa’s lawyer is announcing that she will sue anyone who calls her an ex-stripper.

From TMZ:

 Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga is adamant she never, ever STRIPPED during her stint as a bartender at Lookers Gentleman’s Club in New Jersey … and now she’s threatening to sue anyone who says otherwise.

Gorga’s been hounded by the stripper talk ever since a former Lookers employee began calling BS on Melissa to the media … insisting she was an exotic dancer at the club.

But Gorga claims she can PROVE she never got naked — unearthing payroll sheets which list her as a “bar maid” … and getting a sworn affidavit from longtime club owner Chris Kontos, in which he testifies Melissa “worked solely in the capacity as a bartender.”

Gorga has also hired attorney James J. Leonard Jr.– who tells TMZ, “At this time we are aggressively pursuing the commencement of litigation against any and all individuals, in any jurisdiction, who have or continue to disseminate false statements against Melissa Gorga.”

WOW! WHAT A TOOL!