Kim Granny-Tell , is the stench that keeps on lingering like rotted fish, long after the trash of the Labor Day wild weekend got taken out. The season is over and this bitch is still hanging around. Specially since now that Teresa may leave and Joker Face getting fired there is room for her skank ass for a spot on the train wreckage of hell. Desperate for Bravo to pick her saggy ass up, she has been going on a promotional fame whoring viral campaign . And along for the ride  her boy-toy Tom Murro , has been keeping bloggers  updated with a trail of Kim’s   shenanigans of Attention-Whore Desperation . 

First some misterious  nauseating bikini pictures  of Kim appeared  and supposedly  this Tom  dude  is a journalist and he was taking the pictures while spending the Labor Day weekend together with Kim at some private beach club in Long Branch NJ and he brags about how he enjoyed ‘private cabana, martini’s, massages and sunny weather’. Tom Murro has been enjoying all these perks and Granny gets off on the fact he is hanging around her along for the ride.

 It seems that Kim Granny-Tell’s new boy-ho’  been keeping everyone updated on Kim’s attempts at pissing off the Housewives by showing off how wealthy she is and the other bitches are broke ass posers that can’t even afford a younger boy-toy who’s willing to act as an accomplice to Kim Granny-Tells schemes.

She even went on a good Samaritan mission by showing up at some ghetto Pay less shoe store and buying some poor kids shoes and backpacks to go back to school. Damn she is trying desperately  hard. I wonder if those kids and their parents weren’t even really poor. They probably just showed up to get their free shoes and school supplies ’cause they heard this desperate bitch was coming throwing money around.  I don’t blame them.

 Next attention whore desperate and successful attempt at some attention came when she started some shit with Jersey Shore’s hooligan ‘The Situation’.  I guess this ho’ wants to have her gigolo Tom Murro arm wrestle The Situation. Check out her Instigation Tweets:

1. Fashion Week bound with Deborah Gregory & Beverly Johnson. Come on Situation, don’t chicken out on me! Afraid? less than 20 seconds ago via TweetToGo
2. Come on Situation, we are waiting!! Don’t worry, we can handle you guys!! Pilates-my version of your gym pays off. Check TMZ out today!! 6:41 AM Sep 8th via web
3. Seriously, you must do Arm Wrestlingwith Tom Murro & I will bob for pickes with Snooki. Have your people call my people. 1:48 PM Sep 7th via web
4. Hey Situation, the Instigation wants to have a POW WOW with you. Come On!! I also do GTL, but mine is Gym, Terrorizing, & Laundry!!! Yes!!! 1:42 PM Sep 7th via web
5. spent the day with Tom Murro in downtown Paterson at “Payless” buying shoes and backpacks for children of the less fortunate. 4:06 PM Sep 6th via web
6. at The Jersey Shore hanging out at the private Beach Club in Long Branchwith Kim D”s sister. Not slepping it on the public beach like ??? 9:30 AM Sep 5th via TweetToGo

 Later on The Situation turned down The Desperation Instigation Kim Granny-Tell. And pretty much just laughed at her and told her ‘Good luck’ Granny!

Maybe her nickname should be  be Granny-Ho’ now to go with these pictures.

It seems that the bad luck keeps hitting this chick hard. Teresa Giudice is in some disputes with Bravo, over her cookbook “Skinny Italian”. An insider tells New York Post, that Teresa was the only housewife to give Bravo 10 % of her book sales. She filmed some scenes to promote her book but Bravo never aired them. (They only aired one). Probably to piss her off and there is rumor that Bravo is trying to replace Teresa with her sister in law Melissa Gorga . Just to dump salt in her wounds!

Here is the original article:

Don’t expect Teresa Giudice to return for Season 3 of “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” according to a friend of hers. Giudice struck a bad deal with Bravo over royalties from her best-selling cookbook, “Skinny Italian.” The bankrupt babe is the only housewife in the franchise to give the network 10 percent of royalties from her book sales. In exchange, Bravo said it would make up the difference by promoting her book on the show. She filmed several scenes with the book, cooking and testing recipes — but the footage never aired. The book was mentioned once during the reunion episode. Her friend told us Bravo is trying to hardball Giudice by moving to hire her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, whom she hates, as a possible replacement. Although Giudice is $11 million in debt, her friend said, “Teresa is done with Bravo, I don’t think any amount of money will make her come back.” A rep for Bravo didn’t get back to us.

Methinks they trying to fire her ass because of this:

Teresa Giudice has been having some fucked up Karma kick her in the ass lately. First the truth came out about her 11 million dollar debt . A few days ago Teresa and Barney blasted back  in an interview with InTouch  magazine, by insisting that it was not their fault that they got into this 11 million dollar debt of biblical proportions. First Teresa says that she was ‘Humilliated’ and her and husband Barney Devito insists that Teresa was not aware of Barney’s business deals going wrong. But then her and Barney Devito. The geniuses that they are use the same breath to blame other people for their wild spending and at the same time brag about all the expensive shit they bought.

Barney Devito mainly blames his peasant tenants who didn’t pay him the rent on time causing his 11 million dollar fiasco : “It was tenants not paying rent, and it was a bad situation with my business partner,”. Teresa is still denying that there is an auction coming up. This woman doesn’t know when to quit even when she is going through a public bankruptcy humilliation.She inserts foot in mouth by bragging about all the shit that her and Barney bought that contributed to their monumental debt. Including lavish parties, expensive trips and $140K Maserati. Plus she brags on spending thousands of dollars on home furnishings and clothes for her daughters.

“My wedding was incredible,… My flowers cost $10,000, which was a lot of money ten years ago. My dress was around $10,000, my photographer, too.”

Teresa and Barney are now trying to say that Barney is going to be doing all the grocery shopping since Teresa seems incapable of handling that and he also says they are putting litmits on Teresa’s credit cards . (Really they still let her have credit cards? Even, after this shit-storm?) . They’re also trying to say that their girls will now be wearing hand me downs and that they learned their lesson yadi-yadi ya. We’ll see.

What’s next? These assholes are gonna write a book called “Coupon Clip Your Way Out Of An 11 Million Dollar Debt”? WTH?

Teresa has also been demanding more money from Bravo. Probably to make up for all the public constant clowning she has to deal with. I bet Dina is probably sitting at home thinking ‘See that’s why I quit’.

Barney Devito and Teresa also disputed to the same InTouch magazine of Barney cheating with some blond chick named Tara F or G. The report also states that it was written somewhere that Teresa and Barney slept in separate beds. Althought I don’t remember reading that anywhere.

And that’s not all. After word in the blogosphere got out that the whole Tara G was more than likely a figment of the Joker’s imagination going wild. Tara G Nephew seems to have come to life .Thanks to my reader ‘Trashlover’ for sending me the link to ‘Tara G Nephew’. Whom is suspected to be one of Joker Face’s borrowed split personalities. And check out these angry Tweets:

W-H-A-T in the most irritating screechy scream eva! No wonder Joe Joe wears earplugs!

T keeps saying I won’t hit her? Nothing like admitting u are an out of control #APESHITbiatch! No wonder JoeJoe doesn’t feel attacked w/me

TaTa4NowTweeps. T’s in Vegas and you know when the Cat is Away the Mice will Play! M-E-O-W!

FYI, I chose ‘G’ for Giudice and Nephew to drive T #APESHIT

Anyone else think T does not know DENIAL isn’t a river in Egypt!

On her Tweets she also talks smack to Joker Face.  Making fun of her ‘Square tit’. But could this still be Joker Face just trying to throw us off? Well we will all just have to wait and watch what happens. I guess.

And here is the latest humilliation . Radaronline reported that Teresa and Barney hid 250K worth of assests from the courts and it all came out. The bankruptcy trustee overseeing the Giudice’s bankuptcy petition , got pissed off when she caught these 2 con artist lying on their assests. She said that the judge should not grant them shit because they bullshited them and lied about Teresa’s contract for 250K for her book “SkinnyItalian”, and didn’t list it as part of their assests. Here is the original article by Radaronline:

Their money woes just got a whole lot more serious.  The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe have been accused of hiding major assets from the United States Bankruptcy Court, and RadarOnline.com has the explosive legal document outlining the claim.

LEGAL DOCUMENT: Read The “Complaint Objecting To Discharge” Here

Roberta A. DeAngelis, the US Trustee overseeing the bankruptcy petition of Teresa and Joe Giudice, filed a Complaint Objecting To Discharge last Thursday.  DeAngelis has requested Judge Morris Stern not grant the couple’s Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition because of the many “falsehoods” and omissions in their filing.

 In the Complaint, DeAngelis accuses the couple of filing schedules and statements they knew were “not true and correct,” making numerous false oaths, making “false sworn testimony,” and not disclosing numerous substantial assets.

The Complaint even accuses the couple of presenting false income tax returns to the bankruptcy court!

 The Complaint takes special note of the fact that Teresa signed a contract for $250,000 for her book “Skinny Italian” just one week before filing for bankruptcy but didn’t include that deal among her assets.

They also didn’t disclose, according to the Complaint, “Defendant husband’s bank account, two pieces of real property, the Defendants’ vehicles…..”

 Oops!

Kim Granny-Tell may of being rejected by Bravo . More than likely ’cause she got on the other bitches last nerves and nobody wanted to be friends with her 4 face bitch ass .

 But don’t worry when one door to Satan’s Hell closes, another one opens right away. Since there’s always room somewhere in Reality TV Famewhoring land for an old ridiculous ho’ bag like Kim G. Whose hobbies include having a severe case of Attention Whore Personality disorder and a lot of time in her hands.

And Reality TV loooves loonies just like Kim, so  it appears that Kim Granny-Tell found another way into the famewhoring spotlight that she so starvingly craves and  is in the works of  her own Reality TV embarrasement wreckage. 

 Nowadays in order to be on TV all you gotta do is be dysfunctional with several mental problems, have a shady stripper or prostitution whore past, with some coke sprinkled on top of it and start shit with other bitches and BAM! Your ass is on TV making an ass out of your self before you can spell RAGIN FAMEWHORE.

Kim G says that the second part of the  reunion next week, gets so out of hand that she couldn’t wait to get the fuck up out of there. I wonder if Joker Face brings to the reunion her posse of armed thugs, ex-cons and Hells Angel’s again.

Kim Granny also proudly talks about how she crashed Joker Face’s 80th birthday bash at some stripclub and how she showed up before Joker Face had a chance to. So Joker Face  was all ragingly pissed off popping veins out of her lizard dried up neck, when she saw  Kim there with all the paparazzi bathing her in all their attention jiz. And bitch Granny was enjoying it . Of course.

 During the interview Granny pulls a glove out of her crusty ass and says that she needs to use that shit so that she doesn’t have to touch Teresa’s gross used bullshit that she is going to buy during Teresa’s Yard Sale Of  Tacky Ass-Shit  Bankruptcy Extravaganza. Then she mocks Teresa and says it’s all about ‘Cleansiness’.  Kim also states that she is showing up to Teresa’s Bankruptcy sale with her own circus of cameras in tow and is going to purposely make Teresa’s life miserable. Them fighting words.

Click here for the full video of the interview with Kim Granny Tell. Thanks the inside source who send me the link.

For those of you that the link did not work here is the website address copy and paste to your browser and see if it works:

http://www.news12.com/articleDetail.jsp?regionId=2&articleId=260081&position=1&news_type=news

Ok guys to those of you who still can’t get to the interview, you can view it on my Facebook. If you’re not my friend on FB just request to be my friend and you can see it. Look for Nastassia Bathory. I’m the only one with that name there. I checked! And click on the interview and hopefully this time it will work.

And here is some of Kim Granny-Tell’s selected best Tweets, when she was probably flying high on Tijuanian- Demon- diet pills and red-red wine:

1. who wears “big” all wrong flowers over a fat ass and fake boobs??? call the Fashion Police, pleeeeease. & get a seat @ Fashion Week!!!! about 20 hours ago via TweetToGo
2. thanks to everyone at News 12 NJ. Had a great morning with Tom Murro and the ride down in his new G Wagon. Thank u Kim G. 6:04 AM Aug 31st via TweetToGo
3. can.t blame Barney Rubble 4 cheating. Who would want to “F” that all the time. It.s like f…ing a man F…ing her. 1:24 PM Aug 30th via TweetToGo
4. OMG! learn how to walk in those “bad” Pay Less boots with that all croaked “fat ass”. OUCH! Again, trying to be something that you are not. 11:48 AM Aug 29th via TweetToGo
5. OMG!! not again!! Wearing that borrowed Chinchilla wrap from Kim D. Of course pretending it.s heres. Verify with Kim D if u need to!! 8:04 AM Aug 28th via TweetToGo
6. $51,000 in furniture??? One of my door panels on my Ferrairi cost more. To have it, and really have it, and not pretend to have it!! 11:25 AM Aug 27th via TweetToGo
7. Lets reminisce again Part 2. How about that beating in the F wing & outside school? Guess we r not as tough as we act!! Phony again, right?? 10:55 AM Aug 26th via TweetToGo
8. Now lets reminisce: High School Mascot was the “Bulldog” and your nickname was just that. OMG!!! The face fits it, doesn’t it??? 2:43 PM Aug 25th via web
9. Tom Murro comes through. Yes! I love it like I do him. Delivers gift to Pres. Obama from Yogi Berra. See all the details on Politico.com 1:39 PM Aug 25th via TweetToGo
10. .The Title should have read “How to lose a “fat ass” in Ten Days” and u have got to know what I am talking about?? 11:13 AM Aug 25th via TweetToGo
11. Dinner @ 8 Elios 2nd Av NYC with friends from Capri. Itlay & not disgusting, dirty Naples, Italy. Cristal flowing again. Oh to have it all!! 3:33 PM Aug 24th via TweetToGo
12. Gay Pride Parade Sat 28th Jersey City. I am volunteering. Tuesday Aug 31st News 12 New Jersey I am on with Tom Murro & no this is not hacked 1:29 PM Aug 24th via TweetToGo
13. Kim D & I Fashion Week bound. Louboutins & major designers in tow! Oh. which ones do we pick? So nice to be rich, never having to pretend! 8:53 AM Aug 24th via TweetToGo
14. sitting on one of my many outside decks Cristal flowing. There never will be the stinky smell of a pizzeria below where I live. Love it! yes 4:22 PM Aug 23rd via TweetToGo
15. Tom, per your request your new Mercedes G Wagon, red bow and all awaits your return. How “hot” are you to be hanging with the President. 2:48 PM Aug 23rd via TweetToGo
16. Tom Murro doing pre Presidebt interviews with CNN, & all other major networks I know we miss each other together.. my partner in deviousness 1:11 PM Aug 23rd via TweetToGo
17. My guess is eventually “not a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out”. Oh to live the high life, AZ, the spa, private jet, & Tom, OMG 8:42 PM Aug 22nd via TweetToGo
18. private jet back to NJ. Refueling & dropping Tom off in Martha’s Vineyard 4 interviews with Pres. Obama tomo. see Boston Globe 08/19 online. 1:52 PM Aug 22nd via TweetToGo
19. Love my $80,000 Chiinchilla jacket that arrived from Florence, Italy. I know mine was not borrowed from my sister-in-law Kim D @ Posche!! 12:25 PM Aug 22nd via TweetToGo
20. Google “Planet of the Apes” (the movie), the character “Bright Eyes“, and guess who looks like her and has her forehead???

Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa’s nephew and  the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I’m looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will come out.

But for now, it seems that Teresa has a sister in law who married her brother (who actually has a forehead). And it appears that Teresa does have a ‘Nephew’ and she also can’t stand this chick for some reason, so its all family feuding bullshit. Typical in every family. Still, Teresa seemed to get too crazy over the mentioning of the ‘Nephew’ comment that Joker Face made during the reunion, and why would she yell ‘YOU’LL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’. Which by the way Jacqueline is denying that  she states Teresa yelled ‘Bring up’ not ‘Break up’ I don’t know I heard ‘Break up’.

Then again maybe Joker Face was trying to befriend this Melissa chick and get dirt on Teresa . And that’s how she found out that the 2 don’t like each other. That’s what I’m thinking.

Melissa also mentioned that she was pissed off at Teresa for not inviting her daughter to ride in the limo with Gia. What a bitch.

It is believed that  Teresa is jealous of this sister in law . Because she is richer (or appears to be) and prettier and has a forehead.Radaronline reported earlier today that the Giudice’s told them that, Melissa approached Bravo to join the  House Skanks. Why? I don’t know. I don’t think these dumb ho’s read these blogs, were asshole smart ass bloggers like me, tear their ass up. But then again, Melissa may just be doing it to piss off Teresa since the two hate each other and getting clowned on by smart ass bloggers may be a small price to pay to piss off Teresa.Or she is just another scandalous skank with Attention Whore Personality Disorder. Who the fuck knows!

 It was reported Teresa got all pissed off flipping tables, when she heard her sister in law will be joining.

Here is Teresa’s reaction when she heard about the sister in law joining:

“When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it,” a family source told RadarOnline.com. Teresa and Melissa don’t get along…They don’t speak,”

 a Giudice family friend added. “She doesn’t want to be on the show with her…I don’t think that she’s made her final decision and told them [Bravo] that yet.I think they’ll probably just bring more drama, and if Teresa is on the show it would be a competition. They’ve always been in competition. Melissa will stand up to her on TV. She’s a nice woman, but Melissa will give her a run for her money if Teresa busts her balls.

A source close to Gorga added: “I don’t believe she’d want her brother and sister-in-law on the show. She’d rather do it without family. But it’s up to Bravo, not Teresa.”

 Supposedly Bravo has been filming this new wannabe house skank. I bet Kim G is pulling her granny hair out and slamming her head up against her purple basement walls.

Radaronline reported that this new ho’s mansion is three times the size of Teresa’s shack. Bravo has not confirmed that this new aspiring house skank will join the trainwreck.

Here is a picture of Teresa’s sister in law Melissa Gorga and Teresa’s brother. I see that they are related I see she likes to put those hughe head bands all complete with the 16 pound flower on her kids head. Just like Teresa.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will soon be welcoming a new face to the neighborhood, RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively.

While not every new or returning member has signed on, camera crews are already following around the new addition.

If Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa return to the show for another season, they will be sharing the small screen with Melissa Gorga, who happens to be Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law! A Giudice family friend told RadarOnline.com, “She [Melissa] is not replacing her [Teresa]. I think Melissa is actually Dina’s replacement.”

The Giudice family friend said Gorga actually approached Bravo to be considered for Season 2.

“I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it.”

And it looks like Gorga will give extravagant Teresa a run for her money. “Melissa’s husbandused to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife,” the Giudice family friend said.

“Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”

A rep for the show told RadarOnline.com, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.”

Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC  .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that ”Last season was scary and painful,” . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the show. I am gonna miss her big ass mouth. But I don’t blame her for exiting that bullshit ass show that only teaches us how not to act. Good luck to Bethenny with her own show that she deserved in the first place. Here is the original article:

Bethenny was  also quoted a few days ago saying, that she hopes Joker Face’s try at a solo show flops: “I’ll bet everything I hope to be that she will not have a spinoff on Bravo,”. More proof to support how Joker Face gets in everyones last nerve.

That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ .  And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off,  bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.

I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like  when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.

Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true! 

Well folks, I have learned  from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G.  Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.

Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown.  Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape “  Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.

Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.

Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?

Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:

Guidice, 38, explains in her latest Bravo blog.

In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).

When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.

“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”

Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.

“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.

“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”

She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen– “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”

But she isn’t sorry for screaming.

Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”

Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .

Kim G who is one of the bitches with one of the worst cases of Attention Whore Personality Disorder  that I ever seen , is so starved for attention and desperate to be the next New Jersey House Skank that now she is even starting shit with Teresa.(But then again nobody really likes Teresa these days, so who gives a shit)

 Kim G wants Bravo to cast her as the new villain of the House-Whores so bad.  That she came up with a genious evil plan of staying in the news as the next crazy bitch, by stating that she is going to buy all of  Teresa’s Liberace’s tacky ass home furnishings and selling that shit on Ebay . She is also going to donate all the money to the Emmanuel Cancer charity.

Kim Granny-Tell told Radaronline  : “Her things should be for sale on a folding table on Mulberry Street.” Umm, yea this is coming from some tacky ass bitch whose basement looked like it was last decorated in 1979 by a prostitution coke -whore who is paranoid the unicorns will steal her gummy bears. Yea. Bitch dresses like she is Mary Poppin’s senior going on a broom flying lesson with Harry Potter. And she is talking shit. That’s funny! But then again I agree with Granny, that shit should be for sale on Mullberry St. Just like all the 2 dollar random whore, clothing at Kim D’s cluttered ass store.

After the reunion was taped the other Housewives Jacqueline, Caroline and Teresa were sent letters by Bravo asking them to come back for a third season. Joker Face did not receive a letter. Because I bet she pissed Miss Andy off . That bitch would piss off Ghandi. Other sources however are saying that the other housewives gave Bravo an ultimatum that if Joker Face came back they would not. Joker Face did not even realize the other ‘woman’ got a letter from Bravo asking them back for a third round of shit circus and she found out she got the boot online! To be a fly on the wall!

Neither the Kim’s or Dina were invited back. But Dina tweeted this messague:

“yes, I’ve heard the news, don’t know if it’s true. Rumor has it I may not be invited if I don’t put my daughter back on air. Can u believe?”.

Here is a couple of videos my reader Melissa  emailed me of Joker Face. Where she is getting an interview about last night’s episode were the interviewer corrects Joker Face’s grammar:

And here is another video of Joker Face performing another one of her bullshit songs while wearing a shirt that says ‘ Danielle’s Mafia’. I guess it’s true that she just wanted to be part of the other ‘woman’ mafia but since they dind’t want her mengy ass around she went and started her own mafia: 
 

Nothing is sexier than a 50 year old  dried up, prostitution whore , street walker,senior citizen, porn skank, wearing a shirt that says ‘Danielle’s Mafia’.

Thanks Melissa!

Why I am not surprised? I knew this was coming next. Apparently the Country Club were the Big Weave-Off fiasco of 2009 took place, wasn’t very pleased with these bitches truck driver, ghetto skank, shenanigans after receiving letters from current members asking them what the fuck is wrong with them letting these gutter tramps film their loud ass monkey performances there.

As matter of fact after receiving these complaint letters from their members, the people that run the Country Club became so embarrassed and mortified that this took place in their fine establishment; that they send the letter below to all the members of the Country Club apologizing profusely for their ignorance of ’the true nature of the TV show’ because they don’t watch these low brow reality TV shows. And also promising that they will never fuck up like this, ever again. Possibly by making sure the Country Club organizers watch ghetto ass reality TV shows as part of their job.

 ’Cause you know damn well, if they were people like us that watch these shows they would of known not to allow Bravo there with those cameras and the shit circus that comes with it. So it’s good to watch these shows , see?  Not only do these shows teach you HOW NOT TO ACT  they also keep you informed, so if you’re ever some person with a fancy-pants job at at Country Club and Bravo ever asked you to film these skanks you would know better and tell them to fuck off. See we learn something new everyday.

The people who run the Country Club explain in the letter below, that they don’t watch ‘The Housewives’ and  had no clue as to the low budget, scandalous, trailer park, chola shenanigans these bitches like to pull and express remorse for ever letting Bravo film their trash show at that Country Club. They also say that none of the House-Skanks of NJ belong to the Country Club nor represent the fine rich folk of New Jersey. That’s hilarious. Here these bitches are always trying to make it seem like they’re the shit and the ‘creme de la creme’ of the town they live at, but in reality all these Faux-Housewives are the ass end of their town’s joke. How sad. 

Thanks to my reader Robin for the link.

Click the letter below 3 times to enlarge:

It seems that reality is smacking Teresa and Barney Devito in the face. Teresa is  just now realizing that she bit on more than she can chew by going on the Real Housewives. Since everyone knows of her embarrassing business and now she is even thinking on not returning to the show.

Dina A secret source told PopEater :

“If she wasn’t on the show, this all would be much easier,”

“Everything would be settled by now, but because she is now famous everyone is using the situation to get press for themselves and humiliate her and her family. It’s honestly got to the point where she’s not sure if she wants to come back for another season.”

“Teresa is sick of everyone knowing all her private financial business,..She didn’t sign up to be on ‘Housewives’ so that everyone could look into her bank account. Millions of couples go through what they are going through, except no one knows about it. It’s just not fair.”

Seriously what the fuck did she think was gonna happen?  Once you’re on a reality TV show you’re fair game and yes EVERYBODY is gonna know your business.If you fart the whole world is gonna hear it, and smell it too. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t be on TV pretending to be all kinds of mafia rich when it’s all smoke and mirrors and then get pissed off, once they find out you’re really a broke ass maxing out credit cards.

Seriously did this bitch not watch Tamra Barney on RHOC. Tamra Barney is the original Real Faux Housewife pretending to be all farting $20’s and shitting $100’s and the way that bitch was blowing money it sure made some people believe she was farting and shitting money. Then came all the other broke ass Faux housewives , Lynne Curtin, Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes. But in the end that house of bullshit credit cards came crashing down in flames for each of these ho’s and it was so loud that everyone on TV and the bloggosphere knew it. I guess history must repeat it self.

 And since Teresa chose to be on TV trying to show off to everyone, this year it was her turn to look stupid. I bet her husband Barney Devito must be the one who is telling her to not go back on the show.  Dumb ass! If you want privacy why the hell ya’ all go on a TV show and become a public Z-list figure?  

Thanks to my reader Uwish for the heads up on this gossip!