Teresa Giudice recently played a parody of the monkey stomping shenanigans that made her famous when she punked on Joker Face (Danielle Staub) Circa Seasons 1 & 2 RHONJ.   This time her and Co-Star Tia Carrere played a sketch of the fighting words Teresa exchanged with the Joker when she starred in “Unreal Housewives of Camelot” for her Celebrity Apprentice challenge.  This scripted comedy had Teresa and Co-Star Tia Carrere doing the famous exchange of “Don’t call me honey!” “Is bitch better?!” bit. But, since there was children in the audience and to make it sound more medieval Tree had to change bitch to “wench”, followed by a little sword fighting and ending with Tree flipping a table. Bitch coined that one.

Behind the scenes it’s been rumored that Barney Devito thought he was ‘a ladies man’ and was hitting on Teresa’s Celebrity Apprentice co-stars backstage.

A gossipy insider told  The National Enquirer that Teresa was seeing yelling “You’re a cheater!” at Barney Devito when she found out he was drinking and hanging out with her CA co-stars.

The gossipy source continued:

“Teresa has a hair-trigger temper and her ‘street-hood side’ comes out when she gets agitated,”

“That’s what happened when she thought she’d ‘caught Joe with one of the show’s gorgeous female contestants”

“It turns out that he’d been hanging out with some cast members behind the scenes during filming. Joe had been drinking and he was acting like a fool when Teresa thought he was hitting on one of the women.”

Meanwhile the women on the show where laughing at Barney Devito’s mid-life crisis, pathetic, drunken-ass, and making gagging faces at each other while keeping him far away:

“But none of them want anything to do with Joe. Although they were polite, they kept him at arm’s length. Teresa doesn’t have a thing to worry about as far as her ‘Apprentice’ rivals go. But she’s a hothead.”

And because the Trumpster likes to be surrounded by eye candy, this last Celebrity Apprentice was packed with hot bitches including singer/actress AUBREY O’DAY, former Miss Universe DAYANA MENDOZA and model PATRICIA VELASQUEZ. Sounds like Barney Devito’s cup of tea also.

While Teresa Giudice was filming Celebrity Apprentice her crazy, flipping-table-ass was missing her ho-stars on Real House Skanks Of The New Jerseys because apparently, Teresa feels the bitches on Celebrity Apprentice are way ‘Cattier’ than the scandalous ho’s on RHONJ.

Teresa says that although Celebrity Apprentice is “all business,” there “was cattiness going on, working with girls.”

Teresa makes a good point when she says that, if you put a bunch of bitches together there will be ’catty’ bitch fights:

“Put a bunch of girls together, cattiness does happen,”

 And although Tree is not saying who these ‘catty’ bitches are that she had to claw on, everyone knows it was her Italian Paisana Victoria Gotti.

Been too busy  at work to talk shit about these ho’s lately, but  y’all know the minute I get a chance I’m over here spilling my opinion out like I been holding the big diarrhea splatters for five days.

So New Jersey House Skanks, Melissa VS Teresa the feud continues into 2012, and even thought these ho’s are like two sides of the same Peso they are always going to hate each other no matter what and find shit reasons to bark at each other. It appears that they always choose to ruin their children’s celebratory events to duke it out, you know like Christenings and this time a birthday party.

Teresa threw a birthday bash for daughters Milania who turned 6 and Gia who turned 11.  Apparently she invited her sister in law Melissa and her kids, but Teresa’s brother Joe Gorga did not attend the celebrations.  Teresa’s daughters Milania and Gia also performed a dance for the guest at the party, an insider told the blog Reality Tea that desperate for fame Teresa is pushing her daughter Gia into the spotlight but that shit ain’t working out like she expects it to be. Teresa is also allowing Gia to wear outfits that are too old for her age. From Reality Tea:

“Teresa has always been desperate to have Gia in the limelight,” the source tells Reality Tea. “She wanted her to model, that didn’t work out. She wanted her to sing, that didn’t work out. Now, she has Gia in a ‘dance’ group.”

Guests at her daughter’s birthday party were disturbed by the outfits Gia wore. She is just a little girl. Teresa dresses her like she is 16. People were shocked,”

And of course drama followed the dance and outfits at this party when guest confirmed that Teresa and Melissa were fighting in front of people at the party.  According to Wet Paint, the party took place at Space Odyssey in New Jersey, on Saturday January 28th. Witnesess that attended the party say that prior to the party Teresa was telling people the party was to take place on January the 29th,  (more than likely to throw Melissa off I’m surprised she didn’t also mess up the address and send Melissa on a wild goose chase looking for the address and send her to some boarded up crack house in the middle of the gehtto in Paterson! I better not give this bitch any ideas.)

Some lady named Natalia that works at the Space Odyssey spotted Melissa and was confused if this was Melissa or not, she Tweeted,

“Confused if this lady here for Teresa’s Guidice party is Melissa Gorga.”

When it was confirmed that this person was in fact Melissa Gorga, Natalia tried to take a picture with the Z-elebrity, but Teresa jumped in and started fighting with Melissa to interrupt the picture taking.

“I wanted to take a picture with her but I couldn’t cause her and Teresa were arguing and my boss would’ve killed me.”

Later on when a photographer asked to take a picture of Melissa Teresa told him to fuck off,

“When a photographer went over to ask Teresa if he could take a picture of Melissa, Teresa said ‘no.’ ”

According to the source Melissa was trying to be cool and hung out shooting the shit with her mother-in-law.

“She was having a great time and spent most of the party with her mother-in-law,”

Melissa was also trying to be cordial to Barney Devito (who obviously has the hots for her, that’s why Tree can’t stand her) and the girls Milania and Antonia danced and hugged the whole time because unlike the so-called adults in this family the children are a lot more mature.

“She said ‘hello’ to Joe Giudice. He was nice, and Melissa was nice right back to him. Milania and Antonia [one of Melissa’s kids] were hugging and dancing the whole time. ”

The whole time Melissa was at the party Teresa was mad-dogging her and getting annoyed with her presence, and right before Melissa was getting ready to leave Tree got up in her face and started an argument with her,

“Teresa started to get loud, and you could see Melissa was struggling to keep the scene low-key, because her youngest son, Joey, was in her arms.”

Also  Joe Gorga (Tree’s brother) was not in attendance and it appears he is still pissed off about the first birthday bash Tree threw for her daughters when she purposelly didn’t invite him and Mel,

“Teresa had a family party at her house for Gia in early January with immediate family, and Joe and Melissa weren’t invited to that.”

You know, these bitches are going to continue their pitty shit for years to come, I just wonder if the cameras fuel the asshole attitudes they have with each other.

Recent rumors surfaced about Jacqueline Laurita being a stripper and prostitution whore who met her husband at the pole, but Jacqueline has time and time again denied those rumors and says all those rumors are bullshit and has even gone as far as pulling out of her ass, identification cards and other proof that show Jacqueline  was not a stripper or a prostitution whore.

Jacqueline told The Huffington Post, “I swear on the life of myself, my husband and my children that I was never a call girl or ever got paid for any sexual favor of any kind, either,” and says she is not a liar “Do you honestly think that I am the kind of girl that lies?”and adds ”Honestly? Lying is my biggest pet peeve. I am the biggest open book there is. Almost to a fault.”

Here is the evidence that supports Jacqueline had a legitimate respectable job as a daycare provider  that show proof  she was not earning money the old fashion laying on your back way:

For someone who never stripped or whored around she is worrying too much pulling out all these id’s and whatnot.

Jacqueline Laurita who supposedly tried to “forgive” Teresa Giudice during one of her Christmas spasm during the holidays (and probably forgot about that shit already since Christmas is over) will be returning for another season of this train-wreckage despite recent juicy rumors that she was fired by Bravo for violating her contract by ditching the reunion. Perhaps Miss Bravo had a change of heart because he stated on Monday everyone will be returning:

“Andy Cohen appeared on the Wendy Williams Show on Monday morning and confirmed that ALL cast members are returning – that includes the Manzo family, Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline (sic),”

Jacqueline also confirmed via Twitter, that she will be returning :

“FACT! No, I have not quit the show and no, I have not been fired. Season 5 is a mystery. Guess you will just have to … Watch What Happens! XO!”

For years, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga have been playing tug of war and fucking with some photographer’s emotions that they each use to compete for the invisible contest that only takes place in their head to be the the best Christmas Card Whore. “They both act like they love her [Linda] so much… meanwhile, neither one of them have used her the past few years. Teresa did use her last year for Christmas pics.”

On Teresa’s  website she mentions that she  found Portrait Artistry by Linda Marie on her own when she was “driving past her studio” and hired her to photograph Gia’s birth announcement.

According to the recent chisme from Reality Tea this is the same reason why Antonia was wearing the same coat Gia was wearing on a card from a while back.“They both used the SAME photographer for their Christmas cards this year,”

Meanwhile Melissa  says “I’ve been going to her since Antonia was born! She also did the beautiful family picture you saw us do on season 3 with Joe [Gorga]‘s family!”

Tree and Mel always wait until the last minute to see how they can out tacky each other with the Christmas Card competition. “They always hold out and wait until the last minute to mail their cards. As soon as Teresa sends hers out, a day or 2 later here come Melissa’s. This is the 4th year in a row Melissa has done this. Teresa stopped using Linda when Melissa started using her. Melissa tries to act like she always used her in her blog.”

But the insider states that Melissa only started going back to Linda recently because she needed to keep up with  Teresa “Melissa was going to Photos By Ginny for the past few years but, since she feared Teresa’s cards would be better then hers she went back to Linda. Melissa has been trying to keep up with Teresa and copying her more and more,”

The hating between families has gotten so bad that even their parents avoid them like the plague and no one is spending Christmas together because of this.“Teresa’s father refuses to be in the same room as the 2 Joe’s. He is afraid of them fighting and can’t handle it in his health condition.”

Teresa Giudice’s husband, Barney Devito was indicted yesterday for that little incident he had back in  2010, when he was using his brothers drivers licence and got caught.

Also another exciting report has surfaced about Jacqueline Laurita being a stripper. A little while ago there was some gossip that spilled that she was a stripper in Vegas, of course she denied these claims. According to In Touch she worked at some gutter-skank, rat-hole from 1992 to 1993 and was in violent relationships with her then boyfriend who I suspects must be Ashley’s dad:

In Touchcan now exclusively reveal the details of the shocking past that she’d prefer to keep a secret. “She was a stripper at a Las Vegas club called the Glitter Gulch,” reports a former friend who was very close to Jacqueline. “She worked there from 1992 to 1993. Like all strip clubs, it was an awful place.”

And another former pal from back in the day reports that she spent several years in a volatile romance – the low point seems to have been her 1996 arrest for battery of her then-boyfriend, who was also arrested on the same charge. “She slapped him in the face and punched him in the groin,” the police report states.

 I wonder if Jacqueline will have her lawyer call In Touch Magazine a “skank.”

Thanks to my readers Lizzie and Nikki  for sending me the links to this juicy gossip!

On December 15th Canadian design and marketing company Creative Thinkers, Inc. Filed a lawsuit against the Manzo brothers, Christopher Laurita and the two clients who consulted with them about promoting the Black Water concept.

The other people named in the lawsuit are Jacqueline and Louise Wilkie, who worked with the Laurita/Manzo’s to launch “blk.”

Albie Manzo denies any wrongdoing and claims that they first filed a lawsuit against Creative Thinkers, Inc,  for stealing “their” blackwater idea. Creative Thinkers states that they developed this concept, but then the Wilkie sisters jacked the idea and ran. Then, the sisters decided to go with the Manzo/Laurita brothers and peddle their goods by pimping them on Reality TV:

The suit alleges that the Wilkies entered into an agreement with Creative Thinkers to bottle BLACKWATER(TM), a specialty health water infused with a proprietary blend of fulvic and humic acid. Instead of working with Ivan Solomon (the owner of Creative Thinkers), Gordon Jung (Solomon’s partner), and their corporation, Blackwater Innovations Corp., the Wilkies stole the idea and trademark and marketed the product with the Manzo-Laurita family.

“One of the core premises of trademark law is the right and ability to protect one’s name against imitations and customer confusion,” said Ghajar. “This case goes to the heart of trademark law.”

In July 2011, Blackwater Innovations Corp. sent a cease and desist letter to BLK. The Wilkies assert that they developed the idea for the product after they witnessed the water heal their sick mother. However, in a November 2009 agreement, the defendants received confidential information about the Blackwater specialty product and agreed to keep information about the health water confidential.

According to court documents, the Manzo-Laurita family inappropriately used reality TV fame to sell a false story about how the idea for a fulvic- and humic-acid infused health drink originated. Creative Thinkers asserts that the family stole the idea after attending a food industry trade show. At the trade show, the Manzo-Laurita family saw the BLACKWATER(TM) product and conspired with the Wilkies to steal the product, marketing, and distribution plan. They are now marketing the product under the name “BLK Water” and “blk. BLACKWATER” on the Real Housewives television show, online, and in grocery stores nationwide.

“We are confident that the evidence will prove that the Manzo-Laurita family and the Wilkies stole the BLACKWATER(TM) specialty concept,” said Litvack, who specializes in entertainment law at Pillsbury. “The Manzo-Laurita family has wrongfully used its fame to steal another’s idea, and this suit seeks to restore ownership of BLACKWATER(TM) to its true originator.”

 Albie Manzo insist those claims are bullshit:

But Albie Manzo tells the Star-Ledger that he and his partners filed suit against Creative Thinkers several months ago alleging that the company stole the idea from the Wilkies. “That we used our fame and stuff, it’s just not true,” Manzo says. “We wouldn’t put a false product on the shelves for a reality show.”

The lawsuit filed by Creative Thinkers alleges trademark infringement and unfair competition against all the defendants, and breach of contract and fiduciary duty, among other charges, against the Wilkie sisters. Creative Thinkers worked with the Wilkies on preliminary production and marketing of the drink, and signed a non-disclosure agreement with them, but the Wilkies demanded greater shares of the company and eventually parted ways with Creative Thinkers — but not before, the suit alleges, hooking up the reality show stars to market the same product under their company, Eclipse, and via the popular reality show.

Teresa Giudice and her husband Barney Devito, decided it was better to pay off their debts, and withdraw the request to file bankruptcy rather than risk going to jail and have to share the used showers with violent, lonely, horny inmates. And it appears that it is Teresa who has gotten the family out of trouble by peddling her recipe/bash sister-in-law book, and also successfully making an ass of herself in both Housewives and Celebrity Apprentice. And thanks to Teresa’s Prostitution Fame Whoring talents she has now managed to have her trial for December 23rd canceled.

From NJ.com:

After the Star-Ledger revealed the about-face, their lawyer told People magazine in September that Teresa planned to drop her bankruptcy case as well because she is now earning enough money to pay her debts. But a consent order agreed to by Teresa and the Office of the U.S. Trustee (a division of the Justice Department) wasn’t signed until Wednesday. Teresa’s trial, set for Dec. 23, has been canceled.

According to the consent order, Teresa agrees to waive discharge of her debts, and acknowledges that she wishes to resolve Sywilok’s proceedings against her “without the need for further inquiry or litigation, and without her making any further admissions.”

Bad reputation follows these house skanks everywhere they go. And of course Melissa Gorga is not immune to this at all. Recently Sherri Shepherd from “The View” attended a party where one of the housewives attended and of course a heap of drama and fighting followed. Sherry took to her Twitter and assumed Teresa Giudice  was the instigator of the bitch-drama, but then later found out it was Melissa.

From Huffington Post:

“Why am I at a party in Jersey with Sal & one of the New Jersey Housewives gets into an altercation w someone! This is surreal & a #hotmess,” she tweeted. But word must have gotten out that Shepherd was pointing fingers at Teresa Giudice because before long, Shepherd was issuing apologies: “Apology to @Teresa_Giudice … thought you were at the party. I swear you got a doppleganger [sic]! Just as well – the drama didn’t involve you!”

Although the “housewife” in question wasn’t Giudice, it turns out she wasn’t too far off — it was Giudice’s sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga.

“She was at a party I was at,” Gorga explained to me. “I didn’t even meet her. Someone tried to cause a fake fight to get attention because they are trying to be on the new ‘Housewives.’ Someone pretended that they overheard me and [fellow Real Housewife] Kathy talking about a girl in the bathroom that is trying to get on the next season. I knew it was B.S. because we didn’t talk about anyone in the bathroom. So I called them out on it right away. The girl admitted it the next day. It was so stupid they were just trying to get attention.

As it turns out it was nothing, but a load of horse shit drama created so that some ho’ would get her hoofs in the show.

Also Melissa is insistent that she NEVER stripped or shook her ass for money. She swears up and down she was only a bar-wench and not a nudy ass-shaker like her ex-boss whom Melissa called a drugaddict wants us to believe. Melissa somehow pulled out of her magical hot-ass some check-stubs that prove she was in fact,  a bartender. I think if she really wasn’t a stripper she is trying waaay too hard to prove that, almost like she feels guilty about it. In the end all the truth comes out no matter what.