Former Housewives Alex McCord and her husband Simon Van Kempen, have a talent to creep people out, like that one time when she modeled lingerie for Simon and everyone at home watching was about to hurl (I know I was.) Well, it seems that even thought they are no longer on RHONY they are still able to creep and gross out people with more bizarre weirdo shit.

Apparently when Alex gave birth to son Francois she had Simon wrapping his legs around her back and while she was pushing that baby out Simon was jizzing on her back because watching Alex give birth turned him on. And I guess Alex was having some weird orgasm too after she gave birth.

This is what Alex spilled out about giving birth:

Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories other women have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later when we untangled ourselves he discovered he’d actually ejaculated though hadn’t felt any of the normal lead-up to that. It may seem distasteful to some, and definitely neither of us was thinking of sex at the time, but with the rush of emotion and my lower nerve endings going crazy, it’s not too far a stretch to say that it’s a profound experience.

WHAT THE FUCK?! I feel sorry for poor little Frankie having to deal with his parents weird birth jizzing fetish!

Oh yeah! And their cat died. R.I.P. Poor kitty!

The Real Housewives Of New York will be back in June with more Ramoniac Drunken Pinot crazy antics and with some new bitches that will be fighting with resident drunken pinot as well as the other skanks. Countless LuAnn De Lesseps, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan will be back to make asses of themselves some more and will be welcoming new cast members that will be getting hazed into the gang of crazy. The new bitches are Aviva Drescher, Carole Radziwill and Heather Thomson.

Aviva reveals that she was forced to make friends with these skanks she burly knew and how her and Ramona started out friends and ended up bitch smacking each other.

This season will bring us more raunchy behavior from resident skank Sonja Gonzo Morgan who loves to show off he cottage cheese ass. This time she goes swimming topless with a glass of champagne in her hand (wow booze and night swimming the perfect combination) and tries to drown Ramona. Later on the two ho’s are shouting at each other. Gonzo will also shove her own head in the sink that French people use to wash their assholes because her dumb ass thinks it’s a sink. LuAnn will point out to Gonzo that she is sticking her head in a Bidet.

Ramona and LuAnn get into all kinds of fights it gets so toxic, that LuAnn even accuses Ramona of blackmail  and of pulling  “tricks”  out of her “pinot-filled ass.”

Also the shenanigans don’t stop there. Looks like new ho on the show, Aviva brings her father to meet these skanks and her nasty ass Viejito dad hits on Carole and promises he can give her an orgasm.  Also LuAnn wants to have a baby with new boyfriend Jacques (since she needs more kids like she needs a hole in her head) and LuAnn will also accuse Ramonzon of blackmail. Looks it’s going to be fun.

Jill Zarin got the boot to the ass by Bravo, but just like a teenager that got dumped by the boyfriend who popped her cherry, Jill  still can’t get over the breakup and her hyperactive imagination is now making her have delusions that Bravo actually wants her back! (Either that or the bitch is straight up lying it sounds like!)

Check this shit out, according to Radaronline Jill said that she was going to quit this bitchfest before they fired her “I thought about quitting the show during season 4, because my husband wanted his wife back,”  paranoid guild ridden Jill also thought the other bitches were plotting against her and I bet she was right. “I had such anxiety and pressure to act a certain way and I was paranoid for a reason, because people were planning and plotting against me.”

Jill says that she is too old to be making an ass out of herself on Housewives so she decided she is going to make an ass out of herself elsewhere, “I’m too old and have grown up too much to do Real Housewivesanymore, I want to set an example to my kids and my grandkids,”

Jill says that somebody from Bravo, called her and begged her crazy ass to come back for appearances on the show, but Jill told them to fuck off (according to her) because she is going to be famewhoring her craziness on another TV Show that will tolerate her for a minute. Jill will be driving  people crazy on, Iron Chef America’s Top 5 Moments in Kitchen Stadium History which premieres Tuesday, January 31, at 10:30 p.m. ET.

Thank you Elizabeth for sending me the headsup on this gossip!

Ramona Singer’s ex-ho star and professional jealous hater Jill Zarin, is still butt bleeding hurt after she got the boot from Bravo and is showing her Jilliousy against Ramona because that bitch is still part of the circus Jill was once a part of. So, Jill is hoping that the show will tank because she says that nobody gives a monkey’s shit about Ramonzon “No one cares about Ramona Singer anymore,” and since fabulous starlet Jill Zarin is no longer part of the show it will tank without her star presence, “I’ve heard the new cast members are not happy with her. Ramona planted that ridiculous story about me borrowing clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue and returning them worn. But I’m having a huge party there in February, so Ramona is the one who looks like the idiot.”

Jilliousy is also pissed off because without her there to be the Judge in the nonsense Ho Wives trials, this whole bitch fest is going to fall apart according her fat mouth. “Now that I’m not there, who is going to hold court this season?” Jill also believes (because this is what the voices in her head that never shut up tell her) that she can make people comfortable because of her loving precence . “None of the new women knew each other before they were cast. I know if I were there, I could make people feel comfortable.”

Lady Morgan, who has cooked for royalty and the “Churchill’s” on her toaster oven, must be scrapping for money to support that lifestyle that she can no longer afford and so now she has started some sort of catering business called “Sonja In The City” coming soon.

From Miami Herald:

Can’t blame her, bitch needs her money how is she supposed to afford those gigolos interns, that hang around her house cleaning in their man-panties?

NYPost, recently reported that Bravo actually turned down socialite Annie Churchill for a housewife gig because her husband Andrew Albert was involved in some fraud shit, and ever since Russell Armstrong offed himself Bravo is trying to clean up their image.

Back in August, Albert was charged with ripping off investors out of 600k  for a bunk online shopping site that never materialized. He was accused of using said money to supplement his personal income and live lavish.

It seems that defrauding people is a common symptom all participants for Real Housewives suffer from, but Bravo exec’s are saying that they are having no more of that crap.

From NYPost:

Bravo pulled the offer when Albert was charged with fraud and grand larceny after investors accused him of using more than a half-million dollars intended for the shopping site On1Ave.com for personal expenses.

Sources said the network wanted to avoid involvement with anyone facing criminal charges, particularly after the Russell Armstrong tragedy during filming of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

Michael Farkas, a lawyer for Albert, confirmed that Bravo rescinded its offer to Churchill. Farkas in November filed a motion to dismiss the case against Albert, who pleaded not guilty to the charges. “We’ve said Andy is completely innocent, and we’re strongly fighting the charges. Andrew is currently doing exactly what he has to do to prove these charges are baseless,” Farkas told us.

A Bravo representative told us, “We haven’t finished shooting this season yet, so we haven’t made any kind of casting decisions for season five yet.”

In the past this was a sure way to get into this side-show, but now Bravo is trying to take a more responsible stand. Or so they say.

Jill Zarin still thinks she is a big star (like she ever was) who can do whatever she wants and get away with it. But, Barbara Streisand who is a Real Big Star (not a faux-one) doesn’t think-so.

Babs recently threatened to bitch -slap the delusional out of fame-feenin Jilliousy Zarin with a lawsuit for posting an unauthorized video on Youtube of a recent performance that Jill attended.

From Radaronline:

The former The Real Housewives of New York City star attended a private event in Los Angeles where Barbra Streisand performed, and Zarin posted a video of Babs’ performance on Youtube.

As fast as you can say Oscar-winner, Barbra’s high powered attorneys reached out to Jill and demanded that she take down the video immediately.

Jill informed her fans on Twitter of the brewing legal trouble.

“Someone from Barbra streisands company just called my store to tell me to take down my YouTube video or they will sue me. Is that nuts? Sorry guys. I took it down!” she wrote

Thanks to 808wave for the link.

NeNe Leakes is a multitalented opportunist, who uses her powers of evil to get what she wants. Her latest victory is making the other ho’s hate on her and talk mad dog shit about her in every episode, even in the ones that she is not in. But, NeNe can be grateful also, and so she graciously thanks her ho’ stars for talking all that hate about the Notorious NeNe Leakes because all that shit talk from the other skanks is helping NeNe rise to the popularity top. Or so she thinks.

From NeNe’s Bravo blog:

We are up to the fifth episode, and the girls have talked about me in every one. Is that hating or what? My thoughts are simply that they have their own opinion and I have mine! I just have to continue to do me. I laugh when watching the show, because it seems as if they all got together and said, “We’re going to talk about her and say this and that! We’re going to say Cynthia is up her a–!” All of this nonsense has truly backfired, because it has helped me in every way. So for that I say thank you!

These girls will not give credit where it’s due, because their goal is to tear you down and put out false information, just as they tried to do with me, Gregg, and Charles. But that didn’t work either! Gregg and I have always been close. Gregg knows me and I know him. Our relationship was not based on lies or gossip!

 

What NeNe Leakes doesn’t realize and should learn, is that being a major mega bitch only gets you what you want for so long until it wears off and you wear out your welcome and next thing you know you can’t get free shit anymore after they fired you from the show for being a major asshole and people start forgetting you. Jill Zarin?? Who the fuck is that bitch??

From NYPost:

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 Recent scary pictures surfaced of Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan who decided to run the streets of Miami amuck and scare innocent bystanders, by wearing skimpy bikinis (that should only be worn if you’re under 40 or not gross) over their dried up, beef jerky, saggy, senior-citizen asses.

 Warning : The following pictures are BRUTAL and may cause your eyes to bleed:

I can see Mario is still drooling over Sonia’s mummified old corpse.

Sometimes you just have to admit that your pruney-ass needs to be covered in a mumu or a circus tent.

Although shit has been going wrong for my crazy ass Bethenny Frankel,  she will be gracing the cover of People Magazine Christmas Special.  It seems that ever since Bethenny rose to the top and disclosed the amount of money she received for her Skinny Girl Margarita she has been hounded by lawsuits and all kinds of assholes with their hand out trying to get at her money. The bullshit doesn’t stop there, Bethenny also tried her hand as talk show host, but the networks refused her that spot saying she is too loud and crazy plus needs to slow her ass down. I call bullshit on that maybe her ass should have a talk show ala Jerry Springer style and during reunion time she should take Miss Andy’s place because I know she would call those bitches out. That would be ultra!