Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC  .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that ”Last season was scary and painful,” . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the show. I am gonna miss her big ass mouth. But I don’t blame her for exiting that bullshit ass show that only teaches us how not to act. Good luck to Bethenny with her own show that she deserved in the first place. Here is the original article:

Bethenny was  also quoted a few days ago saying, that she hopes Joker Face’s try at a solo show flops: “I’ll bet everything I hope to be that she will not have a spinoff on Bravo,”. More proof to support how Joker Face gets in everyones last nerve.

This is how Kelly dresses to go check the mail at her Hamptons house in the mornings. The voices in her head told her to  prepare herself,  in case Bethenny jumps out of the bushes with a knife and tries to kill her and take her lollipos and jelly beans. That’s why she is sporting those  boxing  gloves and 2 dollar crack whore high heels .

Kelly believes wearing the silk robe over her nuked, beef jerkied, orange body gives her special powers to fight the evil Bethenny who is stalking her by making appearences in Kelly’s jelly beans. You know since Bethenny doesn’t have her own life or own husband TV show and baby.

Kelly Behemoth’s downward spiral of crazy has continued nonstop. She continues embarrasing herself by giving interviews where she goes into weird tangents that don’t make sense . Not only that, but also she is a Twitter nut who enjoys airing her crazy on Twitter for the world to read while she keeps making herself look crazier. Which she is!

In a recent interview loony Kelly told Harper’s Bazaar,that she is not crazy, just unpredictable. Here is what she told Harper’s Bazaar:

“I am not crazy. I am unpredictable,” Bensimon says. And in case you were wondering, “I’m not in therapy.”

 Yeah right, bitch. I think you really need to be in therapy and maybe even in some form of exorcism shit, to get rid of the evil demons. Even Andy Cohen states he feels Kelly’s breakdown is disturbing:

“I think it was deeply disturbing. It seemed like she had a break of some kind, but I can’t say exactly what it was,”

Even thought Kelly made an ass out of herself in massive and obsene proportions . Bitch says she don’t regret it, because millions of people got to see her looking foolish and crazy. I guess that’s something I will never understand since I don’t have that Attention Whore Personality disorder disease, like Kelly and all the other housewives have.

 To Kelly is better to get real shitty attention were you look like you’re ready for a straight jacket, than no attention at all. BigFoot also tries to lie and say that she don’t ’engage’ in physical fights. Yeah, because beating the crap out of your boyfriend is totally different. Stupid Bitch! Kelly is also under the delusion that the other bitches want to be like her or are jelaous of her or some shit like that. Jelaous of what? A hairy 7  feet tall Sasquatch bitch who yells ‘Al Sharpton’ while crapping on the same hand that she is holding her jelly beans with and throwing them at people?

Here is some more of the shit she had to say:

 On the other Real Housewives of New York City: “Whether it’s my nail color, my hair color, or the shoes I’m wearing, everything about me bothers them.” “They want to go to the parties I go to, they want to hang out with me, they want to do the things that I’m doing.”

 On moving forward: “I’m 42, and I have this new life,” she says. “Yes, I’m more mass market. And that’s okay. It’s my job.…I’ve worked so hard. It wasn’t always lollipops and unicorns.”  “I tell my girls, ‘Your mom gets paid to engage in inappropriate behavior.’ It’s an amazing opportunity for them to see that being mean is not okay. I tell them, ‘If you’re in a situation like this, walk out. Don’t come back with jelly beans.’”

That bitch needs to get off the crystal meth already and be put in some kind of a sanatorium for the mentally insane!

Thanks to Adriana Stan from Harpers’ for the info.

Earlier Radaronline reported that NeNe Leakes had attended an event in Los Angeles without her wedding ring. NeNe is also sweating rabbit turds that her now soon to be ex-husband Greg may turn on her and disclose all kinds of scandalous, shit about her stripper past:

“NeNe has admitted that it’s over between her and Greg and she was not wearing her wedding ring recently. “She is worried that Greg might go public about some of her secrets because she has admitted that she has some ‘skeletons’ in her closet.

First her boytoy and new nose and now this.It seems that all these house ho’s end up divorced. It’s the curse of the housewives.

Jezebel.com reported that all the housewives of New Jersey have had some kind of bullshit problem with money and or lawsuits. Including Teresa and Joe being slumlords that gotten sued by tenants and vendors. Click here to read the full gossip on that.

I found this little interesting piece of gossip on the Countless LuAnn. It seems that just like Joker Face she may or may not enjoy sex in public restrooms:

At New York magazine’s summer kickoff party at the Kimberly Hotel’s Upstairs rooftop bar on Tuesday night, we spied the class-obsessed “Real Housewife” and boyfriend Jacques Azoulay coming out of a one-person bathroom … together.

Umm, we don’t think a chapter in de Lesseps’ book, “Class With the Countess,” covers tandem bathroom visits.

Or maybe they were just smoking a joint in there.

And finally here is a picture of Kelly Behemoth. It seems that she got away from her circus trainer again and ran in New York  traffic wrecking havoc. This time with an unidentified balding man wearing a wig:

And here is a picture of Kelly with her cellulite:

‘Have fun with that.’

YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WHILE YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL I’M IN BROOKLYN!

On part 1  Alex was asked about going Brooklyn on Jills ass. We get to see the scenes of Alex delivering the ‘messague’, break out in hives and rip Jill’s face off. Alex explains that she got sick of putting up with Jill’s abuse and looking down on her for 3 years.

 Alex expresses that she always felt like tearing Jill a new asshole, but held back because she wanted to feel accepted by the fabulous circle of shit heads she wanted so badly to be part of .So she was forced to be a kiss ass, but finally she got tired of kissing ass and said ‘FUCK IT!’ So she ended up having to let her hidden ‘balls’ come out and tear those stuck up bitches a new one.

Alex flips off LuAnn and before you know it LuAnn starts her shit with Alex, about how Alex jumped in the middle of the Bethenny and Jill wars when it was none of her fucking business. Those 2 bitches are bickering at each other . Alex jumps on  ‘dumb drag queen’ LuAnn and tells that ho’ bag  she is a hypocrite and that she was getting involved too so shut the fuck up.

 LuAnn starts shushing Alex and calls her ‘dahling‘ Alex and Ramona then look at each other and say : what is that dumb drag queen doing? Alex then says she is happy she went Brooklyn on Jill’s ass and says she will do it again too, with the exception that this time she will deliver her own message and not use Bethenny’s message, but would still punch Jill in the mouth the same way she did the first time.

 Jill calls Alex  a ‘coward’ for not delivering her own message to Jill . Jill says that she is not friends with Alex anyways, so she don’t give a rats ass that Alex went ape shit on her.

  All of the sudden Sasquatch tells Alex to cross her legs. Because Sasquatch is the decency police!

Alex tells Jill that she was trying to be cool with Jill and talk to her and shoot the shit, but Jill is such an entitled stup up asshole, that doesn’t want to allow other people whom she feels are below her to be part of the fabulous circle of assholes she runs with. So Alex decided all that useless Jill ass kissing was exhausting and it was easier and more fun to just monkey punch Jill in the nuts.

Jill keeps saying ‘WE’RE NOT FRIENDS!..I NEVER CALLEWD YOU MY FRIEND!’  BITCH YOU’RE A FUCKING PEASANT  WAGE SLAVE!! WE’RE NOT FRIENDS SO FUCK YOU!.

Then Jill throws LuAnn under the bus and says that LuAss was the one talking about Alex’s crazy ass kids, crawling up peoples legs. LuAnn looks at Jill and says OH NO SHE DIND’T!

 Alex tells Jill that she is a backstabbing 2 faced lying bitch, whose being bulliying her for 3 years, telling Alex how to live her life the way Jill sees fit. Alex continues by letting Jill have it some more and says to Jill , bitch you fight dirty you go to gossip columns you plant bullshit stories you’re jealous of everybody, you try to get people not to film with other people! Jill’s fangs come out and hisses at Alex ‘Just because you say it it doesn’t make it true’ .Damn! did you see that? That’s Jill being defensive because SHE KNOWS IT’S TRUE!

 Alex gets asked by Andy why she forgave Ramona and Bethenny when they were also rude and Bethenny called Simon ‘revolting’ but Alex says its because once she smacked them around a little bit, they were cool. And never said anything bad about Alex or gay ass Simon again. Jill keeps reminding Alex they’re not friends and that Alex was ‘channeling the devil’ during fashion week and she is ugly. Then she gives Alex a fake ass apology.

Then Andy says what’s with the hives bitch? Alex says its because she desperately needs a tan.Pobrecita! And then Andy asked why Simom is a bloated fat ass  this year and Alex says it’s because he quit smocking crack. Then Alex proudly says he will starts smocking crack again soon and be in speedoes next year ! Andy gets all excited and says that we all have something to look forward to specially him! EEEEWWW!!!  Someone needs to tell Simon not to wear those speedos for American TV he needs to wear the baggy gangsta shorts like a decent person none of that European up your ass thong  shit on my TV . PLEASE!

‘THE RAMONA COASTER!’

Then it’s Ramona’s turn and of course they show the Ramona coaster clips of all her crazy shenanigans all the way down to the wedding renewal. Andy tells Ramona that she smacked everyone with a 2 by 4. Andy reads an email to Ramona about how she didn’t renew shit and she is still a crazy rude bitch who likes to spit on people  .

Ramona insist that she changed. Alex says people shouldn’t expect Ramona to change and suddenly just be ‘mellow’ and this is Ramona we’re talking about its pretty good for Ramona the changes she made.

 Then Ramona tells LuAss her ridiculous one shoulder Wilma Flintstone dress is a ugly cheap whore getup.

 Another email for Ramona this one asking Ramona if she had plastic surgery . Ramona says she doesn’t remember how old she  is and she didn’t have plastic surgery.Andy asks Ramona what injectables she had and she in turn ask Andy what injectables he’s had and he says ‘none’. I guess no one wants to admit the work they’ve had.

 Then of course Ramona gets called crazy eyes and reminded of her scary crazy  eye- cat walk on the runway were she was ‘channeling the devil’. And you can tell Ramona doesn’t like getting teased over her eyes, because she gets all crazy eyes and attitudy on Andy .

 Then Ramona gets asked about flirting with that old fart from ‘Hooters’ and Kelly starts preaching to Ramona because St. Kelly doesn’t do  indiscretions like that, unless it involves spreading her huge hairy Sasquatch legs naked for Playboy for a couple bucks.

 Ramona says she likes to kiss and grind on everyone and Mario was cool with it because he was with his girlfriend at the time anyways, so it’s all good. Then Alex says that Ramona made out with all of the other bitches while on vacation.  

Jill then gets asked for  being a total  insane bitch at the Ramona , ’Tru Renewal’ party, were she  took  revenge on Ramona for ruining her Kodak moment. We get another fake apology from Jill.

And back to Ramona for punching Beth in the face at the Brooklyn bridge. Ramona starts to apologize to Bethenny for being an asshole. But Kelly gets jealous because this is not about her . So in order to make it about herself, Kelly starts to  psycho hostile, attack Ramona and calls herself stupid while punching herself in the head repeating ‘Stupid Kelly! Stupid Kelly!’ (That’s because Kelly knows she is stupid and this is her way of acknowledging it !)

Then Bethenny gets asked about her happy life now that she won the lotto and getting everything  she wanted like Jason, and a  baby. Well you bitches know already. We see the clips of Bethenny and all the good stuff thats being happening to her. And they show the clips of Beth and her hot man. Bethenny says Jason is a good player who is not Facebooking  or Tweeting or Twaating and it is what is is. Bethenny says she  is happy with her new baby and husband and starts crying.

 And of course they dont’ show Kellys face. I bet she was grinding her teeth in jealousy. Bethenny is back to being the skinny girl again in less than a couple weeks, after farting out that baby. Beth says she only gained 35 lbs. She is kinda like a skeleton with huge boobies. Bethenny gets addressed about the  ‘media whore’ accusations . Beth says she is not a ‘media whore’, but she will use the press to make that green. Good for that bitch.

Then Kelly gets asked why she called Bethenny a ‘media whore’  and accused Bethenny of putting her bussiness out there. Kelly keeps pointing fingers at Bethenny and accusing her of putting her business out there of course, Kelly is a crazy delusional lying bitch and we all know that. When Bethenny asks Sasquatch if she can provide proof  and name publications that Bethenny talked shit to about Kelly, stupid ass Sasquatch Kelly cannot even pull a bullshit lie out of her butthole if it was to save her life and at least come up with a bunk publication name and stupid Kelly she gets caught in a lie and she knows it. So she starts to  scramble up a lie but fails miserably at it so she just starts attacking Bethenny by acting dumb. What a MORON!  

Sasquatch ass Kelly,  keeps going on and on saying she is not going to answer Bethenny and starts sweating because she knows she is lying and tries to change the argument to something else  by saying ‘What are you doing right now?!’  And Bethenny answers like a normal person “I’m responding to something that you’ve said!’

 By this time Kelly was able to come up with half a lie and starts saying some shit about ‘the people that worked for Bethenny planting lies about Sasquatch’s family in the press. Alex says to Kelly‘I never read anything about you’re family in the press!’ I don’t think anybody did either.

 Kelly just keeps sinking deeper in her self made bullshit hole and drowning in it! I was embarrased for this idiot!  Then she starts with Alex and tells her ‘Alex Mccord don’t ever put words in my mouth’ and Alex says I didn’t you asshole! We’re done! Andy shuts this conversation down because of course that beast is crazy and Andy knows they getting nowhere.

 Then the peeing moment. Andy asks Bethenny were she draws the line on what is being shown on TV because this season we’ve seen Beth sitting on the crapper peeing on a stick.

 Bethenny says when she starts fucking Jason on camera then arrange an intervention.Horny Countless LuAnn says’ Thats a new show dahling!’And gets all exicted because she wants to see Jason nakid too. I wonder what Jason thinks of the peeing scene. Bethenny was like whatves I don’t care that I peed on TV . I think she should of close the door. No shit!

Kelly says she needed to be the director during that scene.

Some other email calls Kelly a fly and says that Bethenny used an AK 47 to take that fly out. LuAnn was laughing at Kelly for being crazy and a retard whore and you could tell Kelly wasnt liking that shit cause she was looking down all sad when LuAnn was calling her stupid and pointing out the fact that Kelly has mental problems. Insert sad music here for Kelly Bensimoron Sasquatch.

Ramona got hot in her crotch I think she is having a hot flash or she is farting a wet, smelly, hot one.

Then of course the on going Vietnam war between Jill and Beth gets discussed . Starting of course with Bitch ‘Get a hobby!’And we see the clips of Jill running away from Bethenny, when she was trying to make up with her and Bethenny is painfully watching this shit about to cry.

Jill is acting as if she cares.  You can see during the clips that at first Jill didn’t want to talk to Bethenny anymore, but once Bethenny gets engaged  is when Jill’s attitude starts to morph and suddenly Jill, wanted  to make up with Bethenny and be friends again. By that time Bethenny didn’t want to talk to Jill anymore. Then we see Jill crying and saying she thinks Beth should forgive her.

  Jill and her hooker green stilettos,  look like she bought them at the Leprechaurn whore store. Jill says the power of the evil Satan cameras made her say the evil poison that spewed out of her mouth then she apologizes to Bethenny, (and pretended like she really meant it!) cries some more cocodrile tears  and calls herself a ‘New York Bitch’.

 Jill says she stayed away from Bethenny to not stress her out because Bethenny was preggers before. Beth says what happens was they were friends and Beth tells Jill the fame and famewhoring took over Jill. Jill turned into a crazy bitch.

Jill gets reminded that she is a bitch who counts everyting and rubs shit in your face. Jill gets called out on being the bitch that gives you a bagel and then talks about it for weeks to everybody on megaspeaker. Bethenny reminds Jill how she said ‘we are done!’ and also how she tried to  get people to not film with Beth.

 Then they all started taking over each other. LuAnn says they all try to sabotage filming with each other, like a pit of snakes. Alex tells Jill she is a bitch and reminds her she emailed Simon telling him to not film with Bethenny. She also confronts Jill on trying to ‘cut Bethenny out of housewives’.

Jill was getting scrambly and nervous trying to come up with good excuse-lies to justify her actions and asks Alex to show her the email.Alex tells her she is not crazy like Jill, keeping emails for 17 months.

 Jill tries to say she didn’t want to make up with Beth on camera  but off camera meaning she was pushing that drama.

Jill then tries to spew out another excuse and says that, she just didn’t want to make up with Beth because it was too early in the morning or some stupid shit like that. They bickered back and forth for like 20 min. Bethenny tells Jill she is a hypocrite ho’.

Bethenny says she herself did change but Jill is still a Bitch. Beth doesn’t believe that Jill has changed even thought Jill is now trying to pretend to change her tune. Bethenny says that  Jason didn’t like Jill much since the day he met her because Jill can be a snotty materialistic Bitch.

 Jill turns on the water works and starts crying and leaves with her green Leprechaurn whore-stilettos on. Kelly starts her shit because her meth kicks in and says that the fame is embarrassing or some shit . That bitch of course doesn’t make sense.

Part 2

Jill comes back or else they would of fire her ass. Andy looks at Bethenny and reminds Bethenny of the comment she made about Jill when she said that ‘the tides are  turning on Jill and that’s the reason why were having this conversation’ . Beth says that Jill always wants people to like her.

 Alex says that Jill doesn’t give a rats ass about the friendship with Bethenny going to shit  .  Alex says that Jill is only apologetic because she only cares that she looked like an asshole to the public and now everyone hates her. Because everyone now knows how she really is . Bethenny confronts Jill about how she only wanted to make up with Beth to look like a good person after  Jill heard that Beth got engaged and then pregnant .

Andy asks Bethenny why she wasn’t ready to make up with Jill when Jill was ready to make up with her. Bethenny answers  that it was because she was preggers and stressed out from all the bullshit  and had some blood clot. (I bet the stress that Bigfoot caused her in scary island contributed to her being sick while preggers). Then more bickering and talking over each other went on.

Andy says that Simon told him that Jill is a jelaous bitch and hates it when other people get more fame for their famewhoring and Jill hates it that Bethenny got her own show.

 Jill of course denies it and tries to kiss Bethennys ass. Jill says she is supportive and Simon is a lying shit-head who wears dresses. Then she goes on a spewage bullshit about how she  is supportive of every single one of the other bitches and mentions all their names even Ramona, but except Alex (notice how she never mentions Alex and look at Alex she is looking at Jill like she is channeling the devil like Sasquatch would say).

Ramona says that’s bullshit and that Jill called her up when Beth got her show and told her to not talk to Beth or film with her. Jill gets all pissed at Ramona and yells ‘YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! ’ denies, denies, denies!

 Jill keeps apologizing to Bethenny. Kelly is pissed Bethenny didn’t want her in the show, because they don’t really know each other.UH?! Stupid bigfoot. 

Jill says she was shocked that Bethenny’s dad died. Then blames Alex for not telling her that Bethenny’s dad was dying then. They all talk over each other and Andy has to referee their asses.

Alex yells at Jill and tells that bitch she is a liar because Alex did tell Jill about Beth’s dad situation  and yells at her for not calling Bethenny.Kelly keeps trying to suck up to Jill but nobody listens. Alex yells at Jill and says, Bitch it was online you moron!

Andy brings up that Jill played the cancer card and she holds on to voice mail  messages for ever, like a weirdoe.

More arguing goes on and Jill says that they were  issues that where edited out.Bethenny says lets just murder Jill . Another email gets read were another reader rags on Jill and her showing her true colors. Jill can’t take it anymore because she knows it’s true and  tries to get up and leave again while crying because she got called out on all her shit and knows she is wrong.

Even Sonja came out and of course the only questions that they asked was ‘how many times you’re getting laid in a week come on Sonja!’. Sonja says she is worried about Sasquatch not getting laid enough. Kelly says she never had a one night stand but spreading her legs for Playboy for everyone and their grandpapi to see it’s okay.

Sonja Gonzo continues her talks about how much she likes sex and admits she is a hooker because she has a lot of satisfied ‘customers’. I KNEW IT! Sonja also admits she was a waitress at some puterio and thats how she met her suga papi.Then they went on talking about the settlement that Sonja got after divorcing her sugar grandpapi and I don’t really care about that so lets just move on.

 Jill admited that the one liners dind’t work for her this season and she is giving the throne back to Bethenny. Alex realizes that this is the phrase that Kelly used when she insulted her at scary island and told her she was channeling the devil. I think Alex should channel the devil to monkey punch bigfoot in he mouth.

Then Bethenny calls LuAnn a dumb drag queen that grew a penis after her husband left herass.Bethenny says that Countless was a bitch ‘drag queen’ and Bethenny bullied and nailed her silly ass but after that,  they were cool again.I can’t believe LuAnn was laughing about Bethenny calling her ass a ‘drag queen’. Maybe there’s a glimpse of hope for that Bitch.

Andy asked the ho’s if they are aware that when they’re in public ripping each others face off  there is people around. Methinks is the ghetto in each of these bitches that never left them so they are immune to public embarrassment. Even though LuAnn tries to say she is embarrassed but we all know that’s bullshit.

LuAnn says she likes to kiss and Sonja tries to turn Andy straight.

 The meltdown with Kelly gets discussed and Kelly scary island clips are shown of her bulldozing every body’s vacation and of her accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her. Of course Kelly is not admitting shit.

Bitch is sitting there saying I never said that that’s not me. Did you see Andy’s terrified look on his face? and of course Kelly says she was a victim of systematic bullying and bitch kept on and on accusing everybody else of bullying her when all the bullying was being done by her crazy ass.

Never did this retarded cunt, ever admit that she was the crazy one who shit all over that vacation and the one who attacked the other women , while snorting line after line of meth . Kelly kept  rambling on her insanity spewage, Ramona said this stupid whore doesn’t make sense and she just wants to jump on Kelly and punch her in the throat. I’m sure at this point even Andy feels that way.

Kelly keeps saying she had no break down but break through. Andy just looks at her like ,are you serious bitch?. Ramona is gonna bust a vein through her asshole because she can’t take the crazyness from this dumb broad anymore.

 Kelly pulls another lie out of her hairy Bigfoot ass and says that the producers had to have  an intervention, of camera with Bethenny, which obviously never happened. Bethenny calls her ‘delusional’ And she is .Is this bitch so strung out on drugs and delusional she is actually believing this shit? Kelly sits there making up bullshit stories she continues to  ramble things that never took place and everyone is looking at her in disgust, confusion and horror .

Kelly says she is a scarecrow and a stupid idiot then her dumb ass throws another bullshit lie up in the air hoping it it will stick,by saying  that she was ‘forced’ at gun point to go on this trip by Bravo and Andy tells her THAT’S BULLSHIT BITCH! But of course there is no arguing with  a crazy demented Sasquatch bitch  who suffers from schizoprenia  and a serious case of asshole  . Kelly  answers Andy with her dialeted meth pupils and says all in a psychotic tone ‘yes they did everyone knows that they forced me Andy , Bravo forced me!’

 You could tell Andy and Ramona wanted to get up and knock that bitch the fuck out.  And of course  stupid ass LuAnn tries to defends Kelly but eventually even she admits Kelly  instigated alot of the shit, because it is so OBVIOUS!  Kelly kept saying it was disgusting and says’ I was embarrased’ Bethenny tells her ,‘you should be embarrased’ bitch. But of course Sasquatch is not embarrased for herself  like she should be . I am embarrassed for her. No, seriously I was.

It’s funny how Kelly says ,’ it was disgusting’ and ‘the most vile situation I’ve ever been in my entire life’  and blah blah blah. It’s so hilarious in an ironic demented way how she describes herself to a ‘T” when she is saying it was ‘disgusting’ and ’vile’but then twistes it and says, it was the other bitches being disgusting and vile. What a weirdoe! The other Bitches told her ass she was crazy and should go to the loony bin so that’s when it was her turn to throw a fit  and decides to get up, leave and take her mentally unstable ass  to got snort more meth.

“She just makes up whatever she wants to say. She’s going to tell me she’s an African American Asian woman in a minute. And we’re like okay, no, you’re not.”

Part 3

After Bethenny says that Kelly is a crazy mentally ill ho’ and next she is gonna say that she is an Asian African American woman who  just makes up anything she wants and acts like  the meltdown she had in scary island never happened, which is dangerous. All the bitches kept bringing up how this ho was picking fights and Bethenny says that Kelly was kicked out of scary island, ‘escorted by a producer’ .(It took 7 guys in yellow jackets with nets to trap her crazy ass  before they threw her in the van headed for the loony bin) 

Kelly reminds me of the loser turds they show on that show ‘Intervention’. Yep, that’s they show that Kelly should be on. All the other bitches  Ramona, Beth, Sonja and Alex are talking about how Kelly was crazy and mental, bullying people and pissing on peoples food. Sonja says that after the crazy bitch left they were all happy.  Kelly suddenly comes back. Did ya’ all noticed how that bitch was licking her lips like a crackhead when she came back? UHHMMM?!!

Kelly  is being all attitudy like always then she starts her shit with Bethenny again. Sonja mentions that Bethenny was not picking fights with the beast she was minding her own business cooking for everyone while on vacay. But Kelly has to start throwing her meth induced attacks and says ‘She wasn’t cooking the chef was cooking for her‘ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! SHE ATE THE FOOD SHE SAW BETHENNY COOKING?!

Kelly obviously doesn’t like that the other bitches are all calling her out on her psychotic episode which she pretends never happened.

Ramona reminds Kelly  bitch’ you told me you don’t have feelings’ yeah, I guess Kelly told Ramona that throught her marriage she had no feelings. UHH? Then Kelly calls Ramona  a drunk . Kelly says that the other bitches should apologize to her because she is Kelly. But then Ramona tells her she should apologize for ruining their vacation. I agree but to Sasquatch that doesn’t mean shit because she is an asshole.

 Andy asked Kelly if she recovered from her mental breakdown she answers ‘recover from what?’   The other ho’s and Andy are giving each other some confused, horrified looks.See this bitch is in so much denial she needs to be in a insane asylum for the criminally insane and please put Joker Face in there with her and Bravo can film them. ( I better shut up before I give those bastards ideas) Andy asks her again if she went coo coo ca too but Kelly continues to act like nothing happened with her whole going ape shit  spectacle  she so psychotically displayed at the vacation. I bet  she’s  flipped out like this before,  that’s why it don’t face her that everybody is telling her that she is crazy to her face.

 And why does Kelly asks those bitches if they’re jealous ? Jealous of what? That she has a pinga between her hairy legs? I don’t get it ? What are they supposed to be jealous of? Embarrassed for Kelly maybe, jealous I don’t think so.

Andy brings up how  once Kelly was escorted out of the island by the men with nets Jill had to show up to put a final turd on top of their already ruined vacation. And of course the clips are played so these bitches relieve the nightmare.

Sonja Gonzo says they threw  a friend out and she deserved it because bitch didn’t call and that was rude. Sonja also says that Jill could of made up with Bethenny in New York instead of flying out there stirring more drama.

Jill says she went because Ramona had insisted she go to that vacay with her.

Ramona asks Jill why did she not meet Sasquatch ass Kelly at the airport after she went ape shit to make sure she gets to the loony bin safe but Jill says that Kelly was chained and shackled safely in a cage and she also doesn’t  give a rats ass  about Kelly anyways. Plus Jill also denies Kelly’s obvious and various mental diseases fueled by meth.

Jill then looks at Ramona and yells , and by the way thanks a lot bitch, for not letting me and Bobby use your shitter after a 9 hour flight! Then a screamin match between Ramona and Jill .

Jill blames Alex for getting kicked out of the pedicure party .Jill is going full throttle after this bitch now.

Kelly accuses Alex of ‘acting’ because Kelly thinks other people do the same shit she does, all the time.Kelly kept instigating more shit I think the roids are kicking in about here. Bitch is like a ranging bull, but keeps saying she was bullied . Yeah this is coming from this shemale that beat up her own boyfriend with her manly fists. This bitch is embarrassing and she just keeps embarrassing herself . But she doesn’t realize this shit.

Andy then picks on LuAss the Countless. Andy brings up the short lesbian Courtney and LuAnn makes a lame ass excuse for not kissing him. Bitch tries to say it was because she wasn’t ready to kiss him .LuAnn doesn’t admit the short lesbian breath rieked like the inside of a coffin that was just dug up from the grave. Andy asks LuAnn about the current boyfriend Jac the french guy who is also Jewish and asks LuAnn  if the Count is racist asshole against Jewish people. LuAnn tries to say it was some other lame excuse that had to do with her but no one was buying it. 

Did you all notice how when Andy asked her if she fucked around on the Count she says I don’t have to answer shit bitch. In other words yes I did it ain’t none your bussines. See easy. Ramona tells LuAnn bitch you just admited it by saying that dumbass!  We discovered that LuAnn’s title wil be striped once she remarries. LuAnn says she deserves at least her courtesy title.

 Andy said that Courtney got emails for being a short stinky lesbian.  LuAnn says that right now, she is still fucking him in addition to new  boy toy Jac .And LuAnn makes Jac and Courtney play tennis matches against each other and whoever wins gets to fuck her.NICE! Andy tells LuAnn that Kim Zolciak said that LuAnns song sucked ass and LuAnn answers, fuck that bitch Kim!

Then a trip to Kelly land again Andy questions her about her contradictions of being a prude but then being naked on Playboy. This bitch seriously defends being on Playboy to give her daughters self steem. EUUKKAAAYY THEN!

 When Alex got asked about the pictures she took naked and how there was a double standard between hers and Kellys Playboy pictures Jill jumps in and says that the scary Alex pictures can’t be compared to Kellys. Because Alex pictures where creepy and taken at Simons hotel hallway. Jill made sure she repeated this to get Simon fired from the hotel because she hates people who are not rich like her and she never changed she is the same bitch she is always being.

In the end nothing really got resolved with all these ho’sand it was a very loong3 part reunion. However I didn’t expect anything to get resolved especially with Sasquatch Kelly in the mix. Andy should of had the loony bin squad phone number on speed dial just in case he needed to call them during the reunion . Bravo really needs to stop exploiting this mentally ill beast.

 Bravo is the new version of the of the traveling circus freak shows, that used to exploit people back in the day for being deformed freaks and Andy is the ring master. We’ll see what happens next season and if they bring Sasquatch back or will they be filming her from the insane asylum? Untill next season bitches.

Ramona is setting up the location of her wedding renewal at a place called ‘The Pierre’ and it kinda looks like the entrance at the  Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. That painting of the woman on the wall looked like the eyes were following the camera. But if it makes Crazy eyes Romaine Lettuce happy then whatves.  The wedding coordinator Roberta, asks Ramona how many people will be present Ramona says it’s gonna be a private affair with only 50 people and a crew of 18 cameramen plus everybody and their momma in the whole nation that owns a TV is also watching .

Jill and Bethenny met for a final try at reconciliation at a place called Le Cirque.

Jill says that she asked Bethenny to lunch because this fight is gone on too long  and also because Jill needs to be in control of these ho’s and now she needs to be there up Bethenny’s ass to control what’s going on, with Bethenny the new baby and new huuusband.

Jill begs Bethenny and apologizes for shutting her out all those 57 times and tells Bethenny she should forgive her. Jill also says to Bethenny ‘I don’t gossip about you ‘Yeah right! And I know Bethenny is thinking the same thing. Then Jill continues with her long spewage about how she feels bad in her participation in being a royal spoil bitch and how she just wanted to make Bethenny beg some more to reconcile but it backfired on her, BAW WA WA WA!!! Bethenny tells Jill see this bitch? This is the smallest violin in the world playing a sad sad song for you!

Jill continues her crying and while on her camera interview she cries and cries and says that there is no reason for Bethenny to cut her out . No reason at all. Except that she kept shutting the door on Bethenny’s face all those 50 times and when Bethenny finally got tired of her she walked and when Jill saw that she flipped ’cause she realize Bethenny wasn’t coming back. The looks Bethenny is giving her like she wants to rip Jill’s tongue of lies out.

Jill tries to bribe the pregnant woman with potato pancakes. But Bethenny is smarter than that. Or maybe the potato pancakes would of worked but then Jill had to go a put the foot in her trap again when she starts with ‘ I have to get rid of toxic people in my life’ And of course Bethenny is expecting her to say LuAss but Jill brings up Alex. Bethenny starts laughing at Jill and looks at her and says Bitch are you high? “Alex is toxic?’ It almost sounded like Bethenny was going to choke on her food. Jill continues with her wild accusations she whines ‘ You don’t know you haven’t seen this side.’ Bethenny reminds Jill that she called Bethenny toxic in the past. So Jill glosses it over with ‘ I thought you were at the time’.

Jill keeps using the excuse that being a royal pain in the ass, is her part of her cute princess personality and that she is not changing even thought she knows she is wrong. Bethenny lets Jill have it and says to Jill ‘  You don’t see yourself on the outside looking in, I don’t think that you do. You create arguments and  drama and pick fights with people and count things.. then you have to deal with the residual damage’ At this point Jill is still being a wall you can tell by the look on her face that she has that she is not accepting this and Jill’s attitude is Oh well, “I guess that’s my personality’ and tells Bethenny ‘I’m not perfect ! Bethenny is still trying to get through to Jill and reminds her that everyday we all should be evolving and becoming better people . But it is all still going over Jill’s head whose answer is ‘ I do everyday. I wake up and I try to do the right thing’ Which means Jill did her part and  she picked the right outfit for the day and everyone else has to accommodate ‘Queen Jill’s off with your head’ personality.

But then Bethenny hits the nail in the coffin. and tells Jill ‘The problem is you don’t take responsibility’ for your fuck ups. And you’re having a lot of problems with people right now !’ And that’s when Jill breaks down and cries . Bethenny looks at Jill nods and says I thought so Bitch!

Oh God no! Why did they have to show us this scene with LuAss singing Karaoke! WHY WHY!? LuAss has always had a dream of torturing people with her raspy ass man voice. So she trows a Karaoke party and after slamming 61 shots of tequila(damn that bitch can drink!) she goes up on stage to sign her number one hit single and I hope this stupid song doesn’t get stuck in my head or I am blaming LuAss for it!. All the other bitches, of course show up because they want to pretend to kiss LuAnn and her delusions. Even thought they feel stupid being there. Kelly shows up saying her annoying ‘HIIIII!! HIII!! HIIII!!’.

Sonja Gonzo shows up and asks LuAnn if she is still dating that short lesbian Courtney. LuAnn says she had to break up with the short lesbian because her breath smelled like she ate a shit sandwich all the time and LuAss counl’dt take it anymore. TOLD YA’! SHE DID HAVE SOME RANK BREATH! Anyways, LuAnn had to let stinky breath go and found herself some French guy who brushes his teeth and has some money  but is in desperate need of an eyebrow wax.

So now it’s LuAnn’s big debut she is drunk off her ass and puts on her Wilma Flintstone dress that she wears in all the other episodes, then she goes on to sing her number one dance single. It sounds like the bitch should be competing for some kinda of a RuPaul’s Singing Drag Race because she looks and sounds like a tranny.

Money cant buy you class it can surely buy you aaass . Elegance is a whooore!

After LuAnn’s drunken tranny performance, all the bitches where hanging out getting hammered . Gonzo starts the conversation about who is going to Ramona’s wedding. Of course LuAnn’s know it all holier than thou ass,  takes over the conversation and starts talking about how tore up it was that Ramona turned Jill away from her vacay-home and blah, blah, blah. Gonzo is trying to be the fair one and make a point by saying that she would be very upset if someone showed up to her vacation with out calling. LuAss and Jill keep dominating the conversation and pushing Gonzo out of the fabulous circle of jerks that they are, because that’s how classy folk like them do it . Finally Sonja has to go Gonzo on their ass and smacks LuAss upside down her head and yells: ‘I’m  tired of her talking over me and not listening!’

‘You guys let me finish okay, you know what? I’m tired of her (pointing to LuAss) talking over me, or when I’m talking to her not listening.’ Then Sonja points at Sasquatch and says ‘You were there!’ then points at LuAnn and says , you where not there bitch! so shut the fuck up! When Kelly  (points at Kelly) finally left, the next day we had some peace and quiet. We sat down at 5 o’clock for our pedicures and in you walked starting all this mad dog shit. When it is clear that no one wanted you there. (Whatch that bitch Jennifer in the background she is all laughing her ass off because Gonzo is bitchsmaking Jill and LuAnn). Kelly knows she made an ass of herself at that vacation and stands there looking dumb and picking a winner out of her nose. LuAnn can not believe she just got shushed by Gonzo,  but just allows it. LuAnn can’t take their bickering anymore and rufies those bitches drinks up and announces her new hit single , ‘Money can buy you crack!’.

Bethenny packs her shit to move in together with Jason, and tells Jason he is allowed to diplay his Big Balls in the Jar. Then they all get arrested before driving away in the moving truck.

Ramona and her daughter Avery make a hair appoitment to fix their nappy ass weaves before Ramonas wedding renewal. Avery asks Romaine Lettuce if she is gonna cry and Ramona says she might. Then she asks Avery if she is gonna cry Avery answers ‘why the fuck would I cry?!’ And Ramona loves staircase drama.

While Ramona was getting ready for her wedding renewal she kept losing her speech cards like 20 times. Then Jill shows up to surprise her and Ramona punches Jill in the face . Ramona tells Jill that is is really important to know where other people are coming from and that it is not always about Jill. Then she kisses her. Now their even.

Everyone shows up to the Ramona and Mario contract renewal.  Simon decides to wear a dress this time. Kelly and her lopsided east west teeties show up. Jill informs Kelly that she is lopsided then orders her to‘pick up the left boobie!’. Then Kelly proceeds to say that Ramona’s party sucks ass and why in the hell was she celebrating a wedding renewal with such an odd number like 17 . Surprisingly nobody fought. All the bitches were standing in a circle yapping about how cute LuAnn’s new man is. You know, the one that looks like a goat. Someone here on the comments mentioned that and I looked at him real good he does look like a goat .

Bethenny realizes she is wearing a dress made out of bird feathers. Dind’t she pose for I rather go nakid? Well shit, if that’s the case her crazy ass should of gonne nakid the minute she found out she was wearing some feather shit that they had to pluck out of a live chicken. I am sure that’s what Peta was expecting of her but got dissapointed in her because in the end you can’t go nakid or else you freeze your giant balls off! Oh well I still love that big mouth bitch!

All of the sudden you hear a loud squawk that drowns out all the other people talking. And it’s Jill of course bitching and complaining about how Ramona’s wedding  renewal party sucks major hairy ass, because there is no snacks like cheese and crackers and those tiny weeniers(Because she likes that). Jill starts screaming: ” ALREADY THERES PROWMLEMS THERES NO ORDERVES WHEN YOU MAKE PEOPLE WAIT AN HOUR PAST THE TIME YOU BETTER FEED ME ! AND I’M GETTING VERY HUNGRY!

DAMN! Her 2 stomachs must of being starving!

Jennifer has to put her 2 cents in and starts screaming about not getting people drunk before the ceremony when suddenly, the woman who is the event planner appears because she heard the loud squawks of these drunken bitches and wanted to see if there was a problem and if security needed to be called. Right away Jill asks the event planner who the fuck she is and the event planner tells her she is the bitch in charge there. Ferret face Jennifer laughs her ass off and turns to look at Kelly and yells “THAT BITCH IS THE EVENT PLANNER?!’ THAT FAT BITCH? NO WONDER .’ NOW WOULD YOU PAY THAT PERSON TO BE YOUR EVENT PLANNER?’ Wow how very professional of Jennifer. But then again she wants to be on this  low brow TV show so we can make fun of her.

And now the big moment, but first Ramona fights with Avery and Mario over the dog that’sgonna be in a dress being the maid of honor along with Avery.  Damn! you can tell Avery is an only child, all argumentative with her mother like that. I can relate to that sometimes I just want to smack my child upside down the head too even thought she is now 15 like Avery. Ramona should of pretended like she was gonna smack her and maybe Avery would of flinch and chilled out, but maybe Ramona didn’t spank her enough as a smaller child or else she would of had her trained. That argument went on and on. Oh well, they all look so pretty!

But wait now the big moment this time for real . Stupid Jill saying stupid shit real loud abotu how the 2 teams got seated on oposite ends. All of the sudden Mario comes down the stairs then Avery with the dog in her hands finally Crazy Eyes Romaine Lettuce (Yes, that’s her real Christian name) decends in all her nutty glory.

The guy performing the renewal tells the lovely story of how Mario fell in love with Ramona’s ghetto bootey, when she was wearing a skimpy black leotard while working out at some gym and Mario was dressed in drag ‘Since Mario has already being very fond of butt the 2 of them already had a lot in common’.10 minutes later they were doing in in the locker room at the YMCA and now they been happily swinging married  for almost 2 decades.  I swear this Bitch is the East coast twin sister of Vicky Gunvalson. That Bitch is crazy too and did the same shit when she remarried Don and she kisses other men too just like Romaine Lettuce. Anyways it was a very cute ceremony for crazy ass Ramona and Mario. So congrats to those assholes and may they be married for 17 more years.

The rest of the reception goes well. I was really surprised that nobody was yelling at each other. Kelly gives Ramona a lame ass gift and she is channeling her good girl personality that night. Bethenny is all emotional and tells Ramona and Alex that they’re her girls. Even Jill and Bethenny are  kinda talking and shooting the shit, too bad Jill is still an asshole and the relationship is destroyed.

 LuAnn signs her lame ass song and has gone on to other adventures moving into a ground level govertment project condo and releasing her new single ‘Life is Shit’ she will be singing that on street corners with a sign so make sure you put dollar bills in her collection hat and not quarters you cheap bastards!

Ramona decided to skip her honeymoon because she is renewing herself and as part of the renewal she is letting Mario  spend more time with his 22 year old girlfriend and Avery can spend time hanging out with her friends at the park mugging people for fun. Ramona on the other hand went and had fun with another all girls getaway to Vegas to the all male stud farm for 3 weeks.

Sonja Gonzo says that she is seen it all and had it all in every hole. Sorry about that. But anyways Sonja continues to be a ho’ but she is a nice ho’ and that’s what’s important!

Kelly spends her days arguing with her different personalities and all the voices in her head in a hazy, amazing world of lollipops, unicorns, meth lines up her nose, dirty needles up her arm filled with Windex and whatever roids she bought that day if she remembers what day it is. Or not. But the important thing is Kelly can also take the voices in her head and the large white horses that live in her living room outside of her apartment and talk with them , because it is sunny outside and that’s a beautiful thing. EEEEKKKAAAYYY! And she is still an asshole!

Alex is promoting her new parenting book and her new ‘fuck you bitch!’ attitude and if you don’t like it TOO BAD BITCH! Good for that Bitch! She looks like that bitch from Bewitched doesn’t she?

Jill is still a spoiled bitch and tells Bethenny she is not changing but at the same time she gives contradicting messages when interviewing in her one on one camera time saying stupid lies like ‘ we go through life and we learn’ Yeah whateves Jill ! Now that Bethenny has moved on Jill says she misses her and wishes they can be friends again or so she says. But Jill is also still an asshole too! And a vile one!

The only bitch that got something good out of these housewives shows and knew how to use her fame to make money is Bethenny. She got married had a baby and is now moving on to starr in her own adventures in ‘Bethenny getting married?” and Jill is not going to be in it.

They didn’t say anything about ferret face Jennifer because she doesn’t matter.

And that’s how that shit went down Bitches!

I felt so bad for those unfotunante ho’s after they had to deal with the catastrophic disaster level 10 named Kelly . All of them were sitting at the ocean breakfast table during the aftermath of nuclear bomb Kelly and were  all discussing the previous nights events and how Ramona called the Looney Bin Squad to pick up Sasquatch.

 They were all so happy that psycho bitch was finally  gonne. However these poor bitches cannot get a break, when all of the sudden while they were all getting relaxing manicures on the beach terrace, without warning and  like a horn Jill walks in saying ‘Hiiii , Hiiii, RAMONA RAMONA ! HI! SURPRISE!’  WHAT AN ASSHOLE! Jill just shows up all unannounced, being a loud ass bitch and  an obnoxious jerk in the way that only Jill knows how.

 Bitch was expecting everyone to be happy to see her, drop everything their doing and bow down on their knees, to  kiss  Queen Jill’s ass. But instead got a rude awakening when those bitches got some brooms out the closet and chased her out and down the street.Jill of course  had to run to her car with Bobby in tow. Bobby wasn’t very happy because Jill dragged him out to St. Johns at 3am .

On their last night the Bitches had to make the best out of their last night there, and talked about penis sizes with Gonzo who has traveled the big apple quite a few hundred  times and seen her share of penises .Gonzo says that the men with big ears have large dicks but Bethenny says she don’t want Dumbo with a large package!.Ramona and Bethenny were dressed up as toilet paper brides . Too bad their whole vacay was ruined by Kelly and finally by crazy ass Jill showing up blowing her obnoxious horn.

When Kelly gets back to New York she  has to report to her supervisors , Jill and LuAss to keep them updated on the St. John’s situation of poor Kelly getting ganged raped  by the other ho’s. Yea whatever Bitch!.So they arrange to meet at a restaurant. LuAss and Jill say that Kelly was texting them crying about the beatings she was receiving from the other ho’s. That one Bitch Jennifer Gilbert was sitting there telling the other bitches that Kelly was texting her also, Jill and LuAnn just ignored her stupid ass . Bitch tries too hard.

Kelly admits to calling  Beth a ‘Ho’ Bag!’ and her story was all tangled up in circles accusing Bethenny of pressuring virginal Kelly of having a one night stand because according to the voices in Kelly’s head Bethenny worships the devil. LuAnn jumps up and says that ‘ho bag!’ is her favortie word in the whole universe, then she looks at Kelly in the eye and asks ’so did you have a nervous breakdown ho’ bag?!” 

Schzychoprenic meth head Kelly pulls a big ole’ lie out of her Bigfoot ass and tells LuAnn and Jill that Bethenny : ’Like said she said it then,.. and I fliipped! she’s like ,I went out of my way and to have a smeared campaign against you!’And we all know this bitch is straight up lying, because Bethenny NEVER said this. Notice how right after Kelly says ’she said it then,..’ she pauses for a few seconds in order to pull the bullshit lie out of her asshole  and come up with a good story? Or so she thinks, and then continues after her little pause. Damn! That Bitch is stupid! Doesn’t she realize everything is being recorded by cameramen?

 Not only did she lie about what Bethenny said to her but also she makes it so obvious that is a  fucking lie because she tells it the exact same way a child who is 6 years old would tell  a fucking bullshit story. LuAnn, Jill and that other ferret looking Bitch know this ho’s is straight up lying; but just go along with it to hate on Beth. Ferret face is giving Kelly some doubtful looks , ’cause that Bitch knows Kelly is full of shit. 

Kelly is also not liking it when those ho’s were telling her stupid ass that Bethenny is in fact a Chef and has made a name for herself. Kelly looks so full of shit and desperate plus her jealousy is leaking through her pores telling that tall tale and continuing her obsession with Bethenny being a Chef.

But at least Jill told Kelly WHO CARES IF BETHENY IS A CHEF WHO CARES BITCH! Kelly probly sits there obsessing over Bethenny during her meth induced delusions and losing sleep over Bethenny’s job title. Kelly is also so dumb that she doesn’t realize the other bitches are making fun  of  her, when LuAss and Jill laugh at her and tell her she is 12 years old, for hiding her jellybeans up her ass so the other ho’s wouldn’t steal them.That’s what meth and roids do to you it makes you stupid.

That ferret looking bitch tells Kelly she is full of shit and there is ‘3 sides to the story there is mine, there is yours and there is the truth.’

 Sonja is screwing some artist guy who  she is paying for his gigolo services. He must be a good fuck if she is throwing a party for his shitty artwork that he makes with throw up. Because she likes her boy toy so much, she also has some fat opera singer sing  and she was rocking out to him pretending to like opera.LuAnn finds out the truth (that she already knew) of the Kelly drug and roids trip gone bad and ending up in the nut house . Simon decides to dress like a mix between Eddie Munster and that singer from ACDC.

And the best part of this episode was the part were Jill fell on her fat ass! Bitch had to go squeeze into a skimpy little red outfit and her cancles were sticking out. Then right before her performance she fell flat on her fat ass! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

And remember when Jill was getting told off  by that ice skating coach, who was yelling profanities at her?! That was hilarious. I love it when people slap some reality on those delusional bitches head. Gotta love that loudmouth coach !

Why can’t any of these ho’s ever pay their bills on time? Queen of fronting Sheree Whitfield is getting sued by two separate attorneys for her ongoing divorce battle,  for a total of $180,000.00 and is getting threatened with jail time.  Well maybe if she goes to jail for this shit and Joker Face goes to jail for the same thing or for whatever, (I’m sure there’s something that ho’ could go to jail for!) they can find each other and finally find twisted, psychotic, love in each others arms and Kelly can join them too. Shit! It can be a threesome. EEWWWWW!!!

NeNe Leakes husband Greg felt like a fool after talking all that smack about NeNe to that DJ Corey King dude and went and apologized. He also threatened Corey King with a lawsuit of some sort, over recording their conversation without his knowledge. I knew he was gonna flip out over  that shit.

Teresa Giudice and her husband put their house up for sale and just 24 hours later Teresa Tweeted that her home was ‘Not for sale’. Later on the home was taken off the real state sites. I bet her and Joe are having a hard time letting go of that giant marble haunted mansion. I don’t blame them, It’s ridiculously awesome in a marbelous tacky way. I bet you can wonder around that house for days and not see your family. I bet when Teresa is pissed off at Joe she just hides in the other side of the house and vice-versa. Teresa and Joe were probably arguing or debating about putting the house up for sale and at the last minute decided not to, for one reason or another.

Skankarella Joker Face was ordered by the courts to put her home up for sale. Her scary freak show sex video came out yesterday. In other good news I think Joker Face’s sex tape will help the economy, specially the psychiatric and health industries. Imagine all the people that are gonna need therapy after watching that circus, sex- freak- show, that scary ass sucked up, crypt keeper looking thing is starring in, those people are gonna be scarred for life. THAT’S SCARY AND GROSS!

Oh yea, one more thing did ya’ all watch ‘Watch What Happens’ I hardly ever watch this show but last night’s after the RHONJ did ya’ all see Ramona when Andy asked her what she thought of Joker Face ass Danielle Staub? Was it my imagination? Or did she say that when she is at events where Joker Face is at and she is asked to be photographed with Joker Face , Ramona said something to the effect that she has nothing to do with Joker Face. I need to find that clip again because I want to hear that. Joker Face is the most vile of them all. WOW!

The infamous Omarosa Manigault Stallworth is going after Bethenny Frankel because of a remark Bethenny said during a taping on’ The View’  were Bethenny said she don’t want to be compared to that crazy skank Omarosa, Bethenny stated:

“I think she’s an interesting example because she used [her time on a reality show] to be infamous, I have a real career. I have a brand, I have a very popular cocktail, I have two New York Times Bestsellers, I have my own show.”

 

Omarosa got all pissed off and went to Perez Hilton and had this to say about Beth:

 

“The gloves are off, Bethenny’s comments about me and my career on VIEW today were unprovoked and uncalled for. I have always been cool with Bethenny and we have never has any beef.

“Today she tried to act like her show was superior to my new show and her book was superior to my book or her career was superior, I was surprised that she went there with me!! She got her start or the Apprentice just like me. She is on a NBC show just like I was. She is making a living in the world of reality just like me.”

 

Omarosa then accused Jason Hoppy of being gay and of Bethenny having a tummy tuck after baby:

 

“I have never once said a bad word about her or all of the rumor swirling around about Jason and his sexuality, EVERYONE knows he’s gay but we never said anything- because she was HAPPY. “

“When she got a tummy tuck with her c-section after the baby and pretended that she just LOST the baby weight NATURALLY -

Bethenny needs a reality check!! Bethenny, Karma is a BITCH and so are you!!”

 

Bethenny also recently told Life & Style Magazine, that she was married to a secret husband named Peter Sussman, this was back in ‘96, but left him because he sucked in bed there was no passion.

 

This is what she said about him:

 

“I felt like, ‘This is really it? This is the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with?’  You can’t go to bed with a piece of 8-by-10 paper.”

 

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Here is a picture of him:

 

 

 

Why oh why?! Do these stupid Ho’s think they can sing? First Kim Zolciak then Gretchen Rossi after that Countless Delusional and now this stupid Bitch !  Does their faux fame go to their tiny little brains and they delusionally believe that they can sing? Joker Face took to her karaoke machine and decided she is going to be the next musical sensation that will take America by storm . Watch out Lady GaGa some delusional Bitch here saying she gonna take your place on the pop music Queen throne.

Here is the original article

Another Real Housewife is hitting the recording studio.

Danielle Staub, New Jersey‘s rabblerousing star, is following in the footsteps of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak and New York City‘s LuAnn de Lesseps by entering the world of pop music. In fact, Staub is currently recording a duet — a first for a Housewives star — called “Real Close” with singer Lori Michaels, who wrote the track.

“It’s a song about having commitment issues — one person is leaving, the other person is staying,” Staub tells PEOPLE. “It’s called ‘Real Close’ because you want to pull the person closer.”

Staub says there will be five versions of the song, which will be released in about eight weeks. “For the main version, the vibe is very sexy, very raw,” she says. “There’s going to be a dance mix, but the main version won’t be dance.”

But can she sing? “I sang in an R&B band when I was a young teen,” Staub says. “It’s been a long time since I exercised [my musical chops] but when I was sitting down going over Lori’s music, this song grabbed me.”

Staub, who met Michaels last year at a New York Gay Pride event, says they plan on doing future projects together, including a music video for the song.

Working in the recording studio with Michaels, who’s openly gay, has been both easy and comfortable for Staub. “I’ve been part of the gay community for thirty years,” she explains. “The gay community is the one place, in all honestly, that I’ve ever truly felt safe and loved for just being me. Nobody ever cared where I’ve been, what I’ve done. They just let me be me.”

As for her Real Housewives costars, “I don’t care what they think,” she says of their reaction to her move to become a recording artist. “I don’t have a relationship with them.” –David Caplan

Since both these Bitche’s mother’s conceived them on top of the same pentagram, were they got gang banged by different demons and goats on the night that they were participating in that one orgy hosted by satan , making them both sisters from different mothers. Joker Face found a kindred spirit in Kelly Sasquatch ; and send her a messague that she can come talk to her any time because she feels for poor Kelly getting bullied by the other ho’s. (Rolling eyes!)

Also insanity Kelly dropped a couple of hits of acid and snorted some meth with extra embalming fluid, then she released an anti-bullying PSA, were of course she rambles on repeating all the bullshit that the voices in her head tell her to say. Kelly still believes  in her little demented head ,that she was being bullied by the other ho’s .  Just like she believes she had a ‘breakthrough’ and not a ‘breakdown’. Just keep telling yourself that Sasquatch! And the funny part is, this delusional twat thinks that everyone else believes her. Maybe when the guys with the yellow jackets come and pick her ass up for her next visit to the insane asylum, she should take Joker Face with her so that they can both have a much needed vacation.