Jill Zarin stated last week that Mario Singer physically pushed her. Lots of people don’t believe the drama queen but I think that maybe Mario wanted to push that bitch, and maybe he even got a hard-on fantasizing that he shoved her. Everyone in the cast has fantasized the same thing at one point, I’m sure.

Here is what Jill told People, “Last weekend, he shoved me. I was at a friends house for a dinner party,” Jill said of Mario, who also attended the premiere. “I was on line for the buffet … and Mario started screaming at me, uncontrollably. And then he pushed me – he shoved me with his hand. He was blaming me for his wife coming off badly on the show. He repeated things he thinks I said that he didn’t like.”

Although I do not agree with Jillious Zarin about the whole debacle of Mario shoving her fat ass, I do believe he must of gotten up in that bitche’s face all crazy because she does bring that out in people.  Methinks that Mario being the animated character that he is (and possibly coked out and drunk) must of being flinging his arms around like a monkey with rabies and was possibly getting up in her face and pointing at Jill and since Jill has an imagination that can take wings and fly she imagined  Mario putting his hands on her, and  with a little exaggeration, (like Ramona stated)  her ass came out and said he shoved her. Plus her two paid assistants stuck up for her, to add to the drama and feed Jill’s delusions. But, if Mario would of really shoved her I believe her ass would of being calling the cops and ‘Bawby’. So no I don’t think he shoved her.

Also the rumors have been swirling that the entire cast of the RHONY will be replaced because producers feel these bitches are tired and too pedestrian so they want to bring in bitches with mo’ money that have mo’ drama. But, it seems that the only ones who will be clipped may be boring ass Cindy Barshop (whose only contribution to the show is to sit there with her mouth wide open in shock) and Alex Mccord the two are denying that their ass is getting the boot.

This season of the Real House Skanks Of New York highlighted Ramona Singer’s drinking problem and everyone has noticed what a raging drunk she is, as stated all over the Internet. However,  Ramona is now saying that she really doesn’t drink all that much and that the real reason why they are highlighting her drinking skills this season, was because she asked Bravo to make this season’s story-line focused on her love for white wine so that she may promote her Pinot Midnight Bathtub Moonshine.

It seems to me that what happened was that Ramona at first really wanted Bravo to push the booze by making herself appear like a stumbling drunken-bitch (which she  already is anyways) and now she is worried that everyone has finally confirmed the already suspected drinking problem we all knew this bitch had. Click here for a video on Ramona talking about her drunkeness.

From ivillage:

Cindy invited Sonja to shopping and lunch in some dangerous neighborhood in downtown TriBeCa. While those bitches are at some downtown boutique Cindy reveals that her  cheap ass horse dentures fell off the night before, when she was stumbling around the alleys of New York drunk off her ass and woke up behind the bar with some random dude on the filthy cement ground, face down, with a chipped horse denture. The exact details of the previous night are a blur to Cindy so no one knows exactly what happened.

Cindy is carrying around her broken horse dentures in a sandwich baggie and  she also admits she carries Fixodent in her purse because that’s what people over 56 with dentures do. Then, she sits there and starts to cement her teeth together, in front of a mirror, at this boutique where they are shopping. The stinky denture breath scares customers away so the owner comes over to see if everything is okay and forces Sonja to purchase a hoochie getup or get out.

Gonzo ignores the sales lady then goes after Cindy, whining to her plus expecting and demanding lunch. Gonzo is starving and the bitch is seeing flying sandwiches and shit,  fantasizing about the chi-chi restaurant Donkey Teeth is taking her to.

Suddenly Cindy starts to beat around the bush about taking Gonzo to lunch because she is literally holding an emergency in a Ziploc bag in her hand.

When Gonzo starts to ask ‘when are you taking me to lunch?’ And repeats that shit 58 times in a row. Donkey Teeth throws a sparkly, truck stop, motel hooker, dress across the room to distract Gonzo and tries to bolt out the door, but Gonzo is determined to get that free lunch. So, she catches poor Donkey Teeth ass Cindy before she can bail out and continues harassing Cindy about buying her lunch.

Bitch My Teeth Fell Off!!!!

Even though Cindy  invited Sonja to lunch her ass isn’t about to walk around that restaurant with her front teeth missing. So finally she says FUCK IT! And yells at Gonzo: BITCH MY TEETH FELL OFF!!  But, Gonzo won’t give up. That bitch is starving, she’s tired of giving hobos blow jobs to buy top Ramen. So she keeps pestering Cindy for a free lunch.

Cindy barks back at Sonja: Lunch?!! What do you mean lunch? Bitch are you that broke that you need me to buy you lunch.  How ’bout this bitch, you go down to the corner and buy a 5 dollar hot dog?!

Gonzo was all: No I’m broke I don’t even have 5 bucks. Can you at least give me 5 bucks for a hot dog? And another 5 bucks for a diet Pepsi? Plus I’m gonna need 20 bucks to score some NY alley meth.

And Cindy responded: WTF? Are you stupid? What the hell did you think this is a date? It’s not like you put out bitch!

HA HA HA!!! It was funny shit. Specially watching Sonja beg Cindy to take her to lunch.

After that bullshit Sonja said she wants to have a ‘toaster oven, cooking party’ because the NY ho’s haven’t had one yet (I don’t think), and her intention is to lock Kelly and a drunken Ramoner in a room with a heavy door that has a window, so everyone can watch those two bitches rip each other’s hair off. Cindy says to Sonja that she doesn’t think that’s a good idea. Gonzo says that those bitches are either going to do it HER way, or get thrown out of her house. I guess that’s a favorite move of Gonzo.

Then, Cindy takes her Fixodent and her dentures and takes off to the dentist to get her shit fixed and Gonzo is left in downtown TriBeCa where she has to walk home late into the night, through the armpit of the ghetto neighborhood,  just to get home.

Cindy bounces out of there and doesn’t give a shit that she left Gonzo in the middle of that scary hood because Cindy is downtown and ghetto like that. Plus she thought it was funny to leave Gonzo alone in the ghetto there, with no ride. (Because she really took the bus there, she didn’t have a driver that was bullshit) How awkward and sad.

Later on LuAnn has a little get together. Sonja, Cindy and LuAnn are getting hammered already and Cindy blabs out that she is having an un-birthday party in ‘Quogue’. Sonja says that she doesn’t go to Quogue because that’s the ghetto and LuAnn gives a little background on ‘Quoque’ being one of the Hampton’s low rent neighborhoods that people of their caliber wouldn’t be caught dead in.

LuAnn starts busting up laughing and clowning on Cindy’s invitation saying ‘I don’t do Quogue!’ Poor Donkey Teeth Cindy. Bitch just sits there not knowing what to do, looking like a dumb ass, all shocked, confused and horrified while LuAnn and Gonzo take center stage with their back and forth loud bantering at Donkey Teeth and her ghetto ass sad party invitation.

Cindy cannot get a word in edgewise while loud ass drunken and possibly coked out Gonzo keeps on shooting the insults at her and enjoying herself. She even tells Cindy to shove the junk mailers from her hair removing spa up her ass, and all kinds of other crazy shit like that. I guess she still pissed because Cindy didn’t take her to Cipriani’s for lunch.

And because the Countless and Gonzo are good at twisting things around to blame the dumb ass they are snubbing at the time, they both make a lame attempt at lying and accuse Cindy of not sending an invitation to her party. Cindy then has the ‘ARE THEY TAKING CRAZY PILLS?’ stunned look in the face, and insist she send the invitation to both those skanks.

When those two bitches realize Cindy did send the invitation and she caught them lying; they just lie more and  each one tries to come up with their lame excuses and either blame their incompetent assistants or the Internet for failing to get the invitation. Donkey Teeth just sits there staring at them with her ‘I’m shocked and horrified’ facial expression.

Then just to be a bitch and make sure Cindy knows she is being snubbed Sonja starts randomly  babbling out some yelling spewage about getting invited to shitty parties: “Wrong place, wrong time, wrong food, wrong drinks,”. And Donkey Teeth looks like she is going to start pulling her hair out and cry.

Then all of a sudden the door blows open and Ramoner is standing there in her full hurricanal glory, she stomps in screaming “I need a Pinot Grigio immediately. White wine!, right away.”  This season they are not only highlighting Silex’s alcoholism, but also Ramoner’s.

Alex comes in trailing behind Ramona like her trained monkey wearing a caveman vest. Cindy sits there with her horrified worried facial expressions some more, this time she looks like she really shit her Depends.

Ramoners gets nice and drunk and proceeds to question the Countless on her parenting skills. “So I heard yer children arre rruunning arrround wild in the streets of the Hamptons at night. While yerr in New Yawk screwing Poopie La P.U.” The Countless admits she is out in NY only a couple of nights a week (which can turn into 5 nights a week), and she leaves her children with random homeless people to watch them in the Hamptons.

Ramona slurs more drunken insults: ‘Yerr a slut and a weekend mom!. LuAnn tries to defend herself with the lame comeback that she’s in the city working on making music. When we all know the only music the bitch is making is with Poopie La P.U.

While all this fuckery is going on, Cindy tells Kelly Sonja’s plans to force Kelly and Ramona to kiss and make up via death cage lock-down.

Bigfoot ass Kelly continues to try to convince everyone that she is afraid of Ramoner, specially when that bitch is nice and drunk. Yet, everywhere she goes to hang out and party with the other bitches, is where Ramona is hanging out and partying. So once again, Kelly doesn’t make sense.

So of course the next day Bigfoot invites all the bitches Ramona included, for  a charity dog walk. Once again these ho’s make the event all about their own drama. So, Ramona cries to LuAnn about her cigar dilemma with Cindy’s brother and goes all balls out crying about that drama.

Sonja and Kelly walk their dogs, and Sonja tries to persuade Kelly to attend her toaster cooking party to try to force her to make amends with Ramona. While Kelly and Sonja are having this conversation about why Bigfoot doesn’t want anything to do with drunken ass, Pinot Grigio wino, Ramoners Kelly suddenly drops to the ground and starts doing sand angels. Gonzo says that this crazy ass bitch needs meds.

Kelly invites Sonja to go horseback riding. And Gonzo proceeds to ride the horse all crazy. She jumps on the horse and starts yelling ‘YAH, YAH!!’  She digs her spurs on the horse then, she wips it.  The horse starts going nuts and this starts to freak Kelly out who starts yelling to Sonja to be careful or she will fall off the horse.

The horse is all over the place with Sonja on its back barely hanging on, while the horse is riding away, after teasing Gonzo for a while the horse decides it’s time to toss that annoying bitch off its back. Horses are smart animals, they can sense when someone is a jerk, and know when it’s time to throw a bitch off its back. It was Kelly’s turn in her first season joining the cast and it’s Sonja’s turn this time.

Gonzo lands right on her ass and breaks it. But the dumb bitch gets up like nothing happened while holding her ass crack together so she doesn’t shit her pants. She’s pretty tough, walking around with a broken ass. But I guess decades of walking around that golden apple will do that to you. This was the best part of the whole episode and I love it because every time Sonja does something fucked up she keeps looking like a fool. Last time with the fugly ass painting where she looked like a propped up corpse who’s fanning her queefes out, and this time she got thrown off a horse. So Karma is doing her job.

After Gonzo gets up, and starts dragging her broken butt away, she is blaming Kelly for falling off the horse and says it’s all Kelly’s fault.

When all the bitches go to Quoge expect Sonja. Ramoners shows ups demanding Pinot Grigio. Again. LuAnn says that Ramoners has a bad case of the Pinot Grigio Polar Syndrome. I think Ramoners is just a drunk.

How come, this whole episode reminded me of that one show Intervention? Ramonzon gets all worried too, she looks like a fucking junkie that’s going to start climbing the walls after she asks Cindy if she has her Pinot Grigio. Cindy tells her that they will have it and Ramona starts twitching. Watch that part again she starts to twitch and looks like she’s going to start climbing the walls. Cindy assures her that she will get her Pinot Grigio fix and Ramoner gets all worried. It was crazy. But after they get some wine in her belly, Ramona just goes ass shit.

After Ramona throws that junkie buggie dance, over the wine, she chases after Kelly who is supposedly scared of her and is trying to ditch her. Kelly then distracts Ramona by sending her off to play as if the bitch was 8 years old. Ramona is insulted and not digging that shit.

Running with the horsewife theme of this episode Cindy’s un-birthday party also has horses. I guess Bravo was hopping for two people to fall.

When Ramona sees the horses she jumps on one and starts trying to do the  same shit Sonja was doing earlier that got her thrown off the horse. But luckily this time we have a responsible horse babysitter or whatever you call that lady that was there making sure the horse didn’t go bat-shit crazy with a drunken bitch on top of it and who told Ramona ‘HELL NO!’. When that bitch wanted to start wiping the horse and take it for a joy ride around the whole farm while chogologing Pinot Grigio from the bottle.

After Ramona is denied her right to run amuck, on top of a mustang in a farm terrifying party goers, she gets frustrated and decides it’s time to go fuck with Cindy’s brother Howie, about the whole cigar fiasco. She wobbles all drunk over where he is at, and proceeds to question him about the cigar he was smoking that belonged to Ramona’s dead friend whom Howie’s wife used to be married to. Howie freaks out and he walks away avoiding the drunken crazy lady. But Ramona continues to follow him and bitch him out about why he was smoking that cigar and blah, blah, blah.

During this whole time Howie’s big ass bodyguard wife gets in between him and Ramona.  Isn’t that the same bitch that was at the wedding? When I first saw this episode I thought that big bitch was Cindy. FOR REAL! I thought that, they do look like twins and those bitches were wearing the same L7 flannel shirt, which made it harder to tell them apart.

Finally the real Cindy steps in and berates Ramona and tells her to cut the shit out she yells at Ramona: ‘ ABSOLUTELY NOT!’, Cindy puts Ramona in her place and tells her she needs to stop being a crazy ass bitch.

Ramona gets all emotional and crazy drunk and tells Cindy she’s shaking because she has to deal with this cigar debacle. Cindy says she don’t give a rat’s ass this bitch is shaking she’s freaking out her 80 year old parents.

Suddenly just as Ramona’s crazy was flaring up it went down when a crisis involving dip happened. Then everyone is happy again. Nothing like dip to solve the worlds problems.

 Sequine Rainbow Dust Coming Out Of The Closet With Naggy Corpse Bride

All the bitches (except for Ramona, Jill and that new bitch Mr. Ed) gather at Sonja’s house to get ready for the marriage equality march that Alex and Simon strongly support and are both part of the committee. The bitches borrowed some wedding gowns from a designer so that they can walk to the march dressed as brides and looking crazy. Gonzo’s fat ass can’t zip up the dresses and tries to blame it on her rib cage, but in reality it’s her fat ass so instead she has to wrap a white wedding day garbage bag around her fat ass. Alex chooses the fugliest plain dress that doesn’t flatter her Olive Oil figure. Gonzo starts yapping about how she named herself Grand Marshal of the equality march and how this is her day and this day it’s all about her. Alex goes into spokesperson mode about how this is for the cause, but you can tell the bitch is losing her shit because she makes those crazy bitch faces and grinds her teeth.  They all leave Gonzo’s house dressed in wedding gowns looking like they’re crazy.

This must be the ‘Let’s fuck with Alex’ season because the minute they all get to the march Alex and Simon learn that Gonzo pulled an asshole spoiled bitch move and hijacked Simon’s speech therefore her true colors came out of the closet just like Simone’s sequin rainbow Liza Minelly show girl jacket came out.

 Poor Alex, but specially poor Simone. You can tell Simon has been waiting patiently for this moment like a little girl waits for her Christmas presents and the worst part is, when they find out that asshole Sonja demanded that Simon and anybody else from the skank clan be cut from the podium because somebody named Sonja a ‘gay icon’ and since Sonja looks like she used to be a dude  specially with those size 17 shoes and she’s drunk and looking for random dick all the time, she felt that the name fits her. Miss ‘gay icon’ lets that name go to her fat head and she decides she is going to jump head first into the ‘Let’s fuck with Silex’ wagon and act completely obnoxious and narcissistic by repeating every five minutes like a broken record ‘It’s all about me, it’s all about me, me, me, me’.

 Meanwhile Alex and Simone are trying to make their point across to Gonzo, about how important it is  for Simone to give his speech because he’s been waiting for 3 seasons of the house skanks, to take the rest of the rainbow Elton John sequin jacket out of the pink closet and not just a teaser sleeve. Gonzo ignores Silex who have now become like a 2 headed bark machine and puts her fingers in her ears as she jumps around chanting at the top of her lungs, IT’S ALL ABOUT ME! IT’S ALL ABOUT ME! IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!

 Gonzo doesn’t even know what the cause is for exactly or why, all she knows it’s that its about ‘our gays’. Plus there’s cameras and  she also wants to fuck with Silex because she is part of the ‘mean bitch that married her grandpa for money club’. So she  makes sure that Simon is removed from giving a speech.

Of course Simone and Alex look pathetic when they’re yelling and begging to that fuglyhag to allow Simon the podium and she of course knows damn well she can just say ‘ok’ and it’s not gonna hurt anything. But, Gonzo enjoys watching those 2 beg she loves being on the power trip that she can fuck up someones shit like this, specially when that person is more qualified to give that speech and has a personal interest invested in this cause that Sonja doesn’t really give a shit about.

Watch the sick bitch she very clearly perversely enjoys watching Silex beg, while she brags how it’s all about her and ignores them like they’re 2 cockroaches below her feet. That’s okay thought because later on Karma smacks this bitch in the leather face, and we learn what her paid boyfriend really thinks of her.

Jill arrives at the last minute but not because she supports this cause since, she didn’t even march or anything she is  just there  because there are cameras there, and she is hoping to catch some drama. Or start some.

When Jillousy arrives stupid Alex makes the mistake she always makes with these ho’s by trying to reason with them and proceeds to talk to Jill about how Simon was cut from giving a speech. “Well Sonja’s got a speech. They asked you too to speak right? They asked Simon to speak.” Since Jillousy hates Alex and anything Alex says to Jill is an excuse to freak out on her, she decides to get in touch with her inner brat and throw a fit designed for an 8 year old,“I don’t know. You have a misunderstanding… Everyone knew when they asked me that I had a wedding this weekend. I don’t know why you keep making such a big issue out of it. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone! Stop picking on me. Stop picking on me! You’ve been picking on me since you saw me. Just leave me alone!”.

 Alex stands there looking at this yelling bitch with a WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH look.  After Jillousy gets done abusing Alex, she moves on to mentally mind fucking  her, and forces Alex to high five her and forces Alex to promise to have fun and support  Miss Gay Icon, the self appointed Grand Marshal Gonzo, who just cut Alex’s gay husband out of his speech for no reason, but simply to shit on something that’s important to the Silex unit.

 Surprisingly during this episode Kelly Behemoth Looney Tunes is the only one who realizes these bitches are embarrassing themselves by arguing over the cause. And during the course of the argument over whose day or cause it was, Silex and Gonzo forget what the fuck they are there for.

When Gonzo goes up to  deliver her speech that she prepared for many, many months in a convent by Tibetian monks she yells HEY LETS GET NAKED!!! ANYBODY WANTS TO COME HOME WITH ME!! Followed by a couple of coughs and some crickets.

 Also this season Alex is gulping hooch like an Irish sailor on payday  in almost every scene this season. Simon is also sporting the bloated alcoholic I start drinking at 9 am hung over look.

 Because Simon had to give his speech come hell or high water, they invited all the ho’s to come over their house in Brooklyn. Did they all teleport? 

While all the bitches are at Silex’s Alex yells at one of her kids not to crawl up Jillousy’s leg  because he’s about to. Simon then announces he is giving the beautiful speech that these bitches and the gay community which he is a part of, missed out on. And he pretty much just admits what we all knew all along, which was no surprise to me and that is, the fact that, he swings both ways, depending on the day. But, on the day he met Alex it was easier to marry an Alexandra than an Alex  and play house with an anorexic pale dry bone that has the figure of a very skinny guy with no dick, in order to obtain a precious green card. Unlike Sonja, I wasn’t confused about Simon admitting he likes it in the front and in the back, but rather I was more  confused about  admitting he married for a green card.

Since this whole episode is all about Sonja. She continues feeding her inflated ego and this time through her paid artist/ gigolo boyfriend, who is doing a painting of her. Gonzo stops by Brian’s house to look at the unfinished painting of herself and upon walking in, notices a large picture of a hot young girl that her paid boyfriend admits he painted for himself. At that moment I could tell Sonja wasn’t liking that shit. Watch that part again.

 But, it all gets progressively worse because when Gonzo demands to look at her own portrait, which, is still only a sketch. You can hear the disappointment in her voice and the shock in her face when she looks at that sketch and she looks like an old 87 year old seahag that works at the docks cleaning seagull poop. Notice how this guy truly expresses how he really feels about Gonzo and she is not liking that shit. And what the fuck is she wearing? She looks like a grandma with that granny get-up and her hair all up. Gonzo then starts demanding to her paid boy toy that he fixes the painting and makes her look 30 instead of 80. And he was having a hard time answering that shit so he lies and tells her YEAH, YEAH, YOU WILL LOOK YOUNGER IN THE PAINTING ONCE IS FINISHED, he says this just to shut her up then kicks her out of his apartment all the while  knowing he only has so much material to work with and making her look young would be lying on the painting.

Countless LuAnn and Gonzo meet up to plot Silex murder.

Finally it’s the big day of the portrait unveiling. Remember the cute brown hair young girl in the painting that Brian told Gonzo he painted for himself? Yeah, well she is the first guest that shows up to the event at Gonzo’s house. And as soon as she walks in the door and sees Brian she jumps on him and dry humps his leg, then she sticks her tongue down his throat. 

Since Brian is only Gonzo’s employee he doesn’t have to explain shit to Gonzo, nor can she  say anything  to him about whom he’s fucking on the side. But, we all know damn well she was fuming. And I bet that when the cameras left, Sonja and Brian got into a big fight over that other girl he’s porking, whom I bet only showed up to laugh at Gonzo’s portrait and make Gonzo jealous by dry humping Brian in front of Gonzo. NICE!

Gonzo brags that she is such a kind person because, even after she got Simon cut from giving the speech at the march and all the other  shit that day she put Simon and Alex through, like acting like an obnoxious asshole, she still invited Alex to the unveiling of her painting. Alex shows up dressed in a bondage dress she borrowed out of Simone’s closet and the bitch is wearing no bra. That dress doesn’t even fit her and it doesn’t do any good hiding her problem areas like her beer belly that sticks out more than her boobs.

Right after Alex and her horrendous outfit show up to Gonzo’s house, Gonzo is ready to ‘clear the air and corners Alex to talk about what happened the other day at the march. Sonja’s idea of clearing the so-called air is by berating Alex for standing up to her, for cutting Simon out of the speech. And to ad insult to injury Gonzo turns up the obnoxious and purposely forgets Simon’s name. Alex was standing there with her mouth wide open. “Simon, is that your husband’s name?”. Then, she threatens Alex by saying some shit about if Simon ever gets up in her ear like that again there would be problems. So yeah, her way of clearing up things was by not only berating Alex but, also belittling, scolding, threatening her all while using an obnoxious and condescending tone of voice.  What a bitch!

Of course Alex flips out, because that was a pretty low life thing of Gonzo to do. When Gonzo sees that Alex is not kneeling down to kiss her ring and feet and bend to Gonzo’s will and demands, Gonzo accusses Alex of having the worst manners and kicks Alex out of her house. This is when Alex turns up the crazy and refuses to leave until she is heard, causing a big ol’ scene that makes Alex look more crazy and ridiculous than Gonzo, who is the one that deserves to have her head ripped off by Alex.

And just to rub more salt in Alex’s wounds, Gonzo also proudly admits that she prevented Simon from giving the speech at the march.“I said I would speak if they would come to me outside of our group and to me alone,”. After the big blowup was over Alex finally leaves, and she walks home at night on the streets looking like a hooker, in her ridiculous crack-whore getup, and proceeds to call Simon who stayed home on babysitting duty  ’cause their broke asses can’t afford a nanny anymore since they’re both unemployed.

While standing on the street corner crying to Simon on the phone, the men in the background discuss going over to propositioned her because they thought she was a prostitute until one of them said he believed she was a tranni and being homophobes they decided to not approach her.

 Before storming out of Gonzo’s house, Alex should of just taken off one of those horrible hooker shoes she was wearing and used them as weapons on Gonzo because that nasty bitch deserved a stiletto up her culo .

When the portrait is about to be unveiled Gonzo just pushes her paid boyfriend Brian out of the way, and doesn’t give him any credit.Right when the painting  is unveiled you can hear the gasp of horror from everyone in the room.

 In this episode alone we get to see Gonzo’s nasty, narcissistic, attitude get slapped in the ego by the hand of  Karma when her paid boyfriend Brian revealed the painting, that he did so accurate of her and he shows the world that he sees Sonja as an oversexed narcissistic aging fugly bitch like everyone else does. Yes, I see that he is a really good artist he really brought out the 50 years of blowjob lines around her mouth . And he really captured the blue in the varicose veins on her shrivily legs that are not long for this world. Even the spread leg pose that the artist chose for this portrait reflects Sonja’s profession of many years.

Sonja  tries to play it off like this dude made some fantastic painting of her. Which he did because he capture the essence of  her ugly, and showed Sonja and the world what he really thought of her. Also he kept fucking with her throughout the episode, when he continued dissing her,  from telling her he is doing some other bitch on the side that he painted to inviting the side bitch to the made shift art gallery at Sonja’s for the unveiling of that awful yet accurate painting he did of her. And I know this stuck up broad was crying later.

  That was truly disgusting how Gonzo treated Silex. Even though Simon and Alex are crazy, fame-whoring, status climbing, wannabees and Alex has been acting like a psycho bitch too, ever since the season started and approaches things the wrong way, plus she doesn’t know how to argue for shit and wears S&M dresses with no bra and fugly-ass ‘Herman Monster shoes’, that still doesn’t give Gonzo the right to treat those people that way and get Simon booted from the speech. Besides he’s bi so he was better and more qualified at giving that speech anyways and he deserved to do that.

Gonzo was just being a bitch and just wanted to enjoy having the power to cut him and watch him and Alex argue beg and lose their shit, while she just acted like she wasn’t listening to them. I remember last season everyone was loving Sonja. She may be able to fool some people some time but she can’t fool everyone all the time and I knew that bitch was a narcissistic nasty asshole I could tell,  she  gave me that vibe.

At first I thought I was not going to be able to watch this new season because Bethenny is gone, but thank Goddess I get to watch her on BEA or else I would lose my shit.

This episode starts where we left these bitches off. Apparently this is the season where Alex Mccord takes no shit from bitches and will cut a ho if they look at her sideways. FINALLY! Bitch is from Brooklyn she needs to learn to represent that shit.

It looks like this entire season Jillousy is going to be going after Alex because Jill always has to go after the bitch she feels is below her, and since Alex doesn’t kiss her ass anymore and Bethenny is long gone, she now has to fuck with Alex because Jillousy always has to have a bitch to mess with. She also comes to my blog to leave nasty comments under the name ‘Suzanne’ and she changes her last name according to her split personality mood. 

 So we start with Ramona who is throwing a party for the new Ramoner Turtle Time Crazy Eyes Moonshine that she made in her bathtub with her feet, at midnight, while howling at the moon.

Alex and Simon show up to the shindig and run into Jillaousy to her dismay. Jill comes over to say ‘hi’ to Alex and Simon by giving them fake kisses and complements. In return Alex hits Jill in the back of the head while she drinks a diet Coke. Then, she says that fake bitch acts like nothing happened last year. Jill whines and wonders why Alex is such a bitch to her when she’s been nothing but nice. In her delusional little mind.

 This season Jillousy is also going to be doing a lot of hanging around Kelly Behemoth LooneyTunes. Since none of the other bitches want to play with her anymore, and the only one who doesn’t realize she is being played is Kelly; because she is mentally ill and an idiot. No offense to the mentally ill people or idiots. So Jill will be using her as her new meat puppet. And while Jill puts  her finger right up Kelly’s butthole, Jill will be able to control Kelly’s actions and also everything that comes out of Behemoth’s mouth.

 Jill declares her faux love for LooneyTunes ” I’m not a phony friend and I know Kelly went through a really rough time last year. I stuck by her because that’s what real friends do,” . And since I doubt Kelly is ever going to get her own spin off and I doubt any normal heterosexual male that isn’t a neanderthal will marry her beastly ass, she should be Jill’s pet friend for life. They are a match made in Bravo Hell. Aren’t they?

Jillousy asks Looney Tunes why she didn’t attend Ramona’s end of summer party. Kelly says that she didn’t go because Ramoner calls her what everybody already knows she is. ‘CRAZY!!!’. Then, Jillousy starts calling her dog Ginger crazy and Kelly steps in and says ‘don’t call her crazy’ then she starts chanting, I’M NOT CRAZY INSTITUZIONALISED YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY INSTITUTIONALIZED, YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY INSTITUTIONALIZED. Then,she starts moshing in Jill’s room in circles until she poops the carpet and passes out. Yea she ain’t crazy. Mkay. I think Kelly needs to stop mixing her meds with booze that’s what I think.

Jill says she doesn’t want to fight anymore because the fight with Bethenny’ took years off her life’.  YEAH I CAN TELL! But the correct term is it ’put years’ on her life and face. Look at her she looks like she aged about 20 years, but it wasn’t because of  Bethenny it was because Jill is an asshole and a jealous bitch, that’s what did it. Ramona says,  ‘Jill will self-destruct’.

Next we get to visit with Alex and Simon from their new home based business. Alex says that Simon left the hotel to start his own company. Translation = his ass got fired and now he is unemployed, more than likely because Jillousy blabbed during the last reunion, that Alex was posing naked in those raunchy pictures at the hotel lobby where Simone used to work.

 Alex is also now a model at the age of 36! She models as a mummified corpse bride for Halloween stores  across the nation. Alex says she likes what she sees when she looks in the mirror and that she was very blessed in the good looks gene pool because, her parents where only first cousins and not brother and sister like Peggy Tanous from RHOC.

Kelly gets all jelaous that corpsy Alex is now modeling and says “being a model is defined by being photogenic. It does not mean you’re pretty.” That is true, I mean look at Bigfoot Kelly she is not even photogenic just butt ugly and they still hired her as a model even with that weird shaped body that can’t decide if it’s male or female!

On this episode we also get introduce to the new Ho’ Cindy. Who is a successful single mother that owns, ass and back waxing salons, that specialize in waxing hairy ass bitches and hot trannis that need extra help waxing their hairy scary asses.  Cindy is also part horse part Bigfoot, but her fancy expensive teeth implants came from a Tijuana show donkey, because she can afford shit like that.

 Cindy admits she’s had a hairy body problem because she is also part Bigfoot like Kelly and so she came up with a solution by making the waxing process sexy and she also made money in the process. Her sexy solution is putting bedazzled tracers on hairy bitches bellys’ to make a heart shaped hair patch and make the hair belly look more sexy. I bet that’s where Kelly Behemoth goes to get her hairy back and ass waxed.

Cindy also keeps reminding everyone that she has it all and doesn’t need a man to do it because not only does she have a successful ass waxing bizness, but also two twin babies at the ripe old age of 60 through IVF. What the fuck is IVF?? Ok so, I don’t know what  IVF  is.  Since some of us, used the back of the Camaro on prom night method 17 years ago, and you get a surprise baby nine months later.

Cindy continues to state that she doesn’t need a man. Is this bitch saying she doesn’t need a man the equivalent to Vicki saying she loves to work except that  in Cindy’s case she will keep it up, until her ass has a Kelly The Looney Tunes level 10 meltdown about being old, fat, lonely, and having donkey teeth implants? Because you know this bitch is desperate for a man! ‘Cause she keeps mentioning  it, every five seconds!  Jillousy gets the baby jealousy when she sees that this old bitch, who is also a  dinosaur like herself, was able to squeeze out 2 babies.

Of course Jillousy nominated herself to be the private investigator of this skank clan and the first thing she asks Mr. Ed is if those babies are hers or she stole them from some teenager at prom night, because Cindy is old enough to be those babies grandma Jill also asks where the baby daddy is.  Mr. Ed is uncomfortable with that question, but since she wants to fit into the house skank club she tells Jill the baby daddy is some donor who jacked off in a turkey baster because he was too disgusted to do Mr. Ed the old fashioned way.

Kelly Behemoth Looney Tunes tries to be the one liner funny gal and copies a line from Bethenny (I’m pretty sure) when she slams Silex for showing up to the ‘opening of an envelope’.

Now let’s spend time with Ramona who is interviewing ‘victims’ for her fetching bitch assistant position. Ramona interviews a parade of scared young women whom instead of interviewing like a normal person she goes over the line and insults them from their names to the jobs they have to the clothes they wear. I wonder how many of those poor young bitches went home crying and have now developed a phobia  from interviewing with Ramona that will need therapy because of the Ramoners evil insults.

I swear her and Vicki from OC are sisters from another mother, while Vicki sexually harasses her employees by pulling the bed covers at a hotel from them to spanking them for fucking up,  Ramona insults those bitches before they even start working for her. Seriously my Tarot cards tell me these two bitches will be having some serious ex- disgruntled employee lawsuits in their future, and will lose because of all the video evidence.

Sonja and LuAnn decided to double date with their current bootie calls and it all turned into a four way orgy. LuAnn and new boyfriend Jacquez switched places with Sonja and that artist dude what’s his face. Gonzo Sonja also doesn’t brush her nappy ass hair even thought she has all that money. I guess when she is having too much fun with her new boy toy there is no time to brush your hair or wash your ass. LuAnn’s new boyfriend Pepi Lapoop is very loud and he declares that he loves LuAnn and New York. Those French men they sure in fuck know how to get a green card don’t they.

Gonzo is also very happy with her new boytoy, she bought, who likes to come over her house to ‘hang paintings’. Gonzo would have never been able to go out with a hottie like the artist in the past since back then she had no looks or money and now that she has money, but still no looks she can at least buy hot guys.(to her he’s a hottie to me just your average looking guy).Therefore, Sonja is glad she did her time while married to grandpa bucks so that she can finally afford a hottie like the artist guy, who also wants to come over to LuAnn’s and see her bushy gardens. By the end of the evening they all had an orgy. Gonzo also states she wants to take it easy with the artist because she is only been divorced 27 years and that’s too soon to settle down.

The day of the wedding that all the bitches are invited to arrive, and Jill is complaining to Bawby about having trouble with the tube sock outfit that she wears under her dresses to hide the rolls of fat that hang from her skin. Next Jill has a shit fit and acts surprised, when she sees that Alex and Simon showed up to the wedding that she is attending to, even thought 2 seconds later during her camera interview she admits knowing they were coming.  Do these bitches forget they are being filmed?

The evening gets more fun when Alex catches Jill in another lie.  Jill is supposedly on the same committee with Alex for  a gay marriage walk. Jillousy lied to Alex and told her she is not going to the march because she will be out of town at a wedding, but this is this same wedding they are all at right now, and Alex sees no reason why this bitch can’t go to the march since she is driving after the wedding  to attend herself. Jillousy also lies and says that she is on some ‘honorary committee for people who ‘can’t attend’ sounds like bullshit to me.

Then, Ramoners gets caught talking shit about Donkey Teeth’s brother over some cigar bullshit and his amazon wife punches Ramoner in the back of the head for being an asshole and a fat mouth.

While Alex and Ramoners are out mingling and drinking Jillousy says that she is a changed woman “I said I couldn’t change and I have changed. And no matter what anyone does, I will always be nice and kind”. And blah, blah, blah and no more than five seconds later she is bad mouthing Alex to some gossipy pruny bitches (one of them looks Kim G’s sister). Those bitches sit there and talk smack about Alex and Jillousy tells Kim G’s sister “And that fucking bitch Alex McCord has the nerve to come up to me at the church and say ‘Oh I thought you were coming tomorrow because you’re on the committee.’ Look at her. She’s a bitch. She’s socializing at a party that is so above her,”.

What the fuck is this shit?!! Last time I checked this is America anybody can go to any place and socialize with whomever they want. This is not some ancient monarchy society where you’re not allowed to mingle with whomever you want. And besides who died and left Jillousy the queen police of social classes ? When the dumb bitch is as ghetto as they come since she crawled out of some dark butt-hole in Rhode Island.

 Then, the gossip sisters and Jillousy are talking smack about how dare Alex and Ramoners wear white to a wedding . Stupid Jill says is confusing her and that no one else is wearing white. Really? There was a shitload of other ho’s wearing white at that wedding, and how can this confuse Jill is she that stupid?

Alex comes over to the table where Jill is sitting with the gossip twins to confront her for being a bitch and a liar, and for not going to that gay rights march and for pretending she didn’t know Alex was attending the wedding or some confusing rigmarole bullshit like that.  Jill straight up lies and Alex says this season she is not letting Jillousy get away with shit and will sucker punch that fat bitch in the head if she keeps up her crap:  “I’m not going to let Jill weasel out of anything. She said she’s the queen of accountability but she’s really the queen of BS,”

 There’s been a lot of rumors lately about Bethenny’s up and down weight and how she lost 35 pounds in 2 days after giving birth. People are doubting that her Skinny Girl diet system is what helped Beth lose the baby weight that fast. On other blogs people are posting pictures of Bethenny’s  before and now pictures. She does look very sucked up . I can’t believe this is the same girl on the left picture.

 I’ve always liked Bethenny because when she first started on  RHONY, she was the only one who did not have a husband, did not marry for money, she was an admitted broke ass and did not pretend to be  rich like most of these ho’s do, who turn out to be more broke than most of us are! The only thing she had going for herself besides trying to sell her brand was a big loud mouth. Plus she was raised by wolves. Just like me! 

So I naturally thought it was awesome how this Bitch admitted she was a broke ass with issues that needed some intensive theraphy (unlike Kelly Behemoth!) and yet she ended up  using the powers of her snark, one liners and that big mouth of hers to squeeze the money juice out of her fame as much as she could.  She succeeded got her own show and created an empire.  She was like a seed that was dropped on a pile of horse dung but sprouted money leaves anyways. So you gotta admire the girl for that. 

However, it seems to me that  lately her appearance is very gaunt and unhealthy. I  was shocked at the picture on the right that shows a very thin Beth, so thin she looks ill. I would rather buy food products  from the Bethenny on the left.

Here is the latest interview she gave Parent Dish where she talks about her new book and the issues with her inlaws:

 ParentDish: What does the title “A Place of Yes” mean?
Bethenny Frankel: It does not mean a way to the power of positive thinking. It means a way to get there. You don’t have to want what I want. It’s about how to plow through and get there. It’s how I got to where I am from coming from a place of yes. So many people told me no and how it couldn’t happen. I kind of just knew in my gut that I could make things happen.

PD: So, do the producers want you to do goofy things on your show?
BF: Not on my show. That’s why Max got fired (recently), to be perfectly honest. I didn’t want someone who wanted to be funny and come up with quips. It actually really annoyed me. In reality, he’d be two hours late and he’d want to take a cab instead of the subway and I’m big on work ethic. You think this is a TV show — this is my life. I get in wicked fights with my producers. There will not be a word out of place. If it’s not something I said or did, it will not be on the show or I’ll never do the show again. I have a serious foot-down mantra.

PD: I hope you’re not offended, but I’m on Team Jason regarding issues with his parents. Your daughter is so lucky to have grandparents who adore her.
BF:I’m not offended. I do understand and I love them and they’re wonderful. I don’t need them to be here every two weeks staying over and vice versa. It’s a 50/50 split as to what people think. Guilt shouldn’t be a reason for doing things. I want my family and I have to have quality time, too. We need to have our own life. We need to have our own moments together and then share them with other people. I totally get where you’re coming from, but it’s a balance. Jason and his parents are very talkative and, on a TV show, that’s really nice for an hour, but when you’ve been together for three days in a row you can imagine. That’s fine if it’s occasional, every week it’s too much.

PD: How old were you when you got over your eating issues?
BF: In my early 30s. It was a trip to Italy where I decided I’m going to eat and my jeans are going to zip up the same. I’m going to have wine and gelato and that’s where your diet is a bank account was born. Before this book of yes, “Naturally Thin” was my single greatest work achievement. It just changed people’s lives. It’s years later and it’s still in the top 500 books on Amazon. I wouldn’t change a word and it’s years later. It just helps so many people with their food noise.

PD: Isn’t it amazing that five years ago you were broke?
BF: Four years ago. My accountant came to me the other day and said your tax return in 2007 was negative $50,000, and it was way worse the year before.

PD: There are 10 rules in the book. What do you think is the most important one?
BF: I would say maybe all roads lead to Rome, because people worry about the right job and it has to be the perfect situation. And all roads lead to Rome is kind of about getting on the road; it doesn’t matter if you get derailed or have to stop, as long as you are moving forward, you can get to your destination one way or another.

PD: You talk a lot about your dysfunctional childhood. What do you carry over from it?
BF: I’m controlling and micromanaging and I have a hard time just being in the moment and I’m obsessive.

PD: You don’t speak to Jill from “Real Housewives” at all anymore, right?
BF: No, we don’t speak at all. Listen, I have boyfriends that I lived with that I broke up with that I don’t speak to, you know. We met briefly before the show, but ultimately our friendship began and ended on reality TV. The way it went down was extremely difficult because my father passed away, I was in a new relationship and being pregnant. The way it went down was really not ideal.

PD: Do you think the housewives are getting out of control?
BF: I think, in a lot of cases, housewives get rewarded for bad behavior, me included. Reality TV is a stressful situation, and, for some people, they act in very different ways and I don’t think it’s necessarily ideal for everybody.

PD: How has motherhood changed you?
BF: My priorities totally changed. I wake up in the morning and the minute I hear her I want to run to her. If I go to L.A. for work, I’ll take a red-eye and not stay overnight so I can come back and see her. I just want to be with her every single minute. I’ve been listening to every woman who says it flies by, and it really does. That will be problematic for me; I can already see that being my issue. I’m going to have a really hard time letting go.

PD: Your mother has said that you aren’t telling the truth about your childhood. Does that bother you?
BF: No, it doesn’t upset me at all. Did she have any idea I would become this successful and have an audience that listens to what I say and that I would write books? No. I feel compassion for her, because in order for me to tell my story in my book, in order for me to write about how I got here, I can’t just leave a giant chunk of my life out.

… That was a choice I had to make. I don’t really blame people for their actions that much. I understand why she provided photos of me to different outlets when I was younger. While I was in my childhood, I didn’t think it was all that traumatic. It’s just what I knew and there were a lot of really great times, especially with my mother, because we were definitely more friends than a mother-daughter relationship.

PD: Do you realize now that it wasn’t a healthy relationship?
BF: Yeah. My mom was the cool mom. I was going to nightclubs when I was 13 and all that stuff. I was quite advanced at a young age. I heard every argument that ever happened in my house. If Jason and I are even raising our voices, I don’t want Bryn to hear that. Not that I want her to think she’s growing up in some perfect life or anything. It’s just that I don’t want a baby to hear any kind of raised voices.

PD: You also write that women should have sex with their husbands even when they’re not in the mood.
BF: You just don’t want to be the girl five years in, always saying no and in a raggedy robe. You want to try and come from a place of yes.

 Bethenny has also openly admitted she’s had issues with her weight and has in the past been concerned with diets to the point of obsession. I found this interesting interview she gave back in February about how, prior to  2006,  she was having all these diet and food issues but when she went on a trip to Italy in 2006 she came up with her own system of keeping her weight off by eating smaller portions.

But if you look at the picture in 2006 Bethenny looked skinny healthy , you can tell she had curves where they belong. But after 2006 and now in 2011 she looks thin and frail she is so thin her face looks sucked in, her cheekbones are sticking out .  So that means that prior to her discovery of eating smaller meals she looked better. At least to me. After her discovery she looks emancipated. Bethenny I still love you but you need to eat something girlfriend. Jason needs something to hold on to when he’s slamming you from behind! PLEASE EAT SOMETHING!!!

 I posted this because I know like a lot of the other housewives shows,  I don’t have a lot of time to post things . I watch Bethenny Ever After but no time to post just like I didn’t have time to post a lot of my recaps because I’m always gonne. But hopefully my day job is dwindling down. I got some good news the other day that, they may be laying  us off in the next year or so . That means that The Boss Man is gonna have to work more hours and I will be forced to become a real housewife and will be  here to entertain you bitches,  with my bad grammar rants  and snarks all day. Also a couple of weeks ago I think it was one of my readers I think her name was Jess. She send me an email about Bethenny wanting to edit her own show I was about to post this but I accidentally erased a boat load of emails including Jess’s. Hopefully Jess and all the others that send me emails because I don’t remember ya’ alls names are reading this post,  I apologize for not getting back to you and didn’t mean to erase your email.

 It’s hard to believe that once upon a time man shoulders, beast of scary island, Kelly Behemoth used to be a paid proffesional model. You gotta admit that it is impressive that she successfully was able to walk erect, come down the mountain, tape her horse size dick back and shave her body completely off all her Sasquatch hair and pretend to be human and earn a living that allows her plenty of money to afford shaving cream, razors, weedwackers or whatever the fuck this bitch needs to remove her bestial hair from her body for the rest of her life .

I guess she has a purpose in this world. No, not just for me to make fun of. But sex offenders need punishment too because, there is nothing more hideous than a shaved, Sasquatch-Bitch, with a saggy grandma wrinkley ass, and the leathery dry pruny skin, that has the texture of carne asada, that was cooked at 500 degrees in hell by the Devil; and is now being displayed on the beach as punishment to perverted sex offenders, after the earth opened up and Satan himself spit out this scary looking beast that would kill a Viagra boner.

I didn’t have time to comment on this little piece of gossip  yet. But, it appears ‘Free Bitch’ Tamra Barney along with Peggy Tanous and housewives Vicki Gunvalson and Ramona Singer were out in New York a couple nights ago partying and drinking like always, when some strange man gave Tamra and Peggy Tanous, a ‘special drink’ laced with roofies.

 But luckily Saint Vicki and Vicki’s sister from another mother Ramona Singer,  were  there to save Tamra and Peggy from the evil bastard who would of taken advantage of them and who knows what horrible things could of happened! Those two bitches could of ended up in a field tarred and feathered, naked and chained to each other! And that’s being funny, it could of being A LOT WORSE AND NOT FUNNY!!

Here is the original article with more details:

Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney isn’t taking her alleged “roofie” incident lying down. In fact, she tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that her legal team is looking for any evidence that could answer a few questions about the now fuzzy night over the weekend that almost landed her and a co-star in the hospital.“My attorney is calling to see if there is a surveillance video,” Tamra tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “It’s New York City — there were hundreds of people in the room that night.“Lots of photos were taken that night of us at our table. Maybe someone has a picture of this guy?” she asks. “It was strange that he was wearing sunglasses.“

Tamra first broke news of the alleged drugging incident with Andy Cohen on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live! last Sunday, claiming: “I got roofied,” referring to the date rape drug Rohypnol.Newcomer to the hit Bravo show, Peggy Tanous, was also allegedly drugged.Tamra, along with co-stars Peggy, Vicki Gunvalson, and NYC housewife Ramona Singer were dining together at a Big Apple bar while the OC ladies were on a press tour for the new season of the show which premiered on Sunday.

Despite her cloudy state of mind after drinking the glass of alcohol she believes was drugged, Tamra is certain about a few details.“I know the guy that did it walked up with two drinks that were pink. He had sunglasses on and looked Middle Eastern. That’s all I remember,” she said. “He asked us if we would go to a club with him and we said no over and over again. “After refusing his advances and invitation, all the ladies returned to their hotel around 11 p.m.

So is this mean Tamra Barney loves Vicki again because Vicki saved her?

Here is another newer article from Radaronline were Ramona Singers speaks about the incident:

 The Real Housewivesgot an unwelcome dose of reality the other night after an unidentified man at a bar allegedly “roofied” a couple of the leading ladies, enticing Ramona Singerto urge fans: “Never take a drink from a stranger”, she tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

News of the incident surfaced when Tamra Barney chatted with Andy Cohen on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live! last Sunday, claiming: “I got roofied,” referring to the date rape drug Rohypnol. The reality stars from west and east coasts, including Orange County’s Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra, and newbie Peggy Tanous, met up with Ramona at a bar in New York City a few days ago.“So many fans came over and said ‘we love you guys,’” recalled Ramona.

 And right before they called it a night, a middle-aged gentleman came over with drinks in hand.“He sat next to Tamra and Peggy and said, ‘I have a special drink for you two ladies.’ Obviously he was watching them and decided to buy them drinks.“Tamra drank only part of her drink, but Peggy drank all of it, poor thing.“We all left as they finished their drinks and they got back to their hotel 20 minutes later and felt the effects,” Ramona added.Vicki was able to take care of the women in their affected state.“Thankfully, Vicki was there because they almost had to go to the hospital.“I think it’s a lesson for everyone to learn — Never take a drink from a stranger,” Ramona said adamantly.She added that the ladies aren’t pursuing this further, considering they don’t even know the man’s name.

 So I guess now Tamra knows what it feels like to have someone try to get you ‘Naked Wasted.’ No, but seriously it’s a good thing Vicki and Ramona were there and had Tamra and Peggy’s back.

Sources Eonline.

All of the sudden Bravo was announcing yesterday, a new tentacle to this monstrosity called Real Housewives Of Miami. Whose first season it’s supposed to be released, to replace the next season of  The Real Housewives of New York  whose turn it was to be hanging from the reality TV pinata tree.

A couple of these Miami skanks look just as over processed and plastic as the bitches from Beverly Hills and a couple of them look younger .  Rumor has it that Bravo may be replacing RHONY with these Miami lice bitches. Because after viewing footage from last season, the powers that be at Bravo decided that the New York ho’s were too boring and Bethenny Frankel refuses to come back to be a part of that 6 clown circus.

Even though announcements  for the February 15th  premiere of the next season of the Real Housewives of New York were running all over the network . Bravo decided at the last minute, that they were pushing the show  back to begin sometime in March or April. Looks like they didn’t even give a real set date either.

Yesterday Andy Cohen emailed all of the New York ho’s an email with a lame ass excuse that, they needed more time to edit the show and will be starting it later during the year. Meanwhile the new replacement Real House Skanks of Miami was going to premiere in their place. How convenient.

According to Ramona the email read “URGENT,”. See with urgency. And the bullshit ass reason Bravo gave those ho’s for starting the show later on was they needed  “more time to make the show as GREAT and as big a hit as possible.” Translation : ‘This shit is boring and it sucks ass. So we need more time to polish this boring turd and edit the beejeevez out of it, to see if we can find more drama to give the blood thirsty audience what they want. Or we may just clip the whole thing in the editing room and never bring it back”.

Andy also told those ho’s not to tweet about this crap until Bravo made a final decision. Then he wrote : “We decided yesterday that our best bet was to give ourselves a little breathing room,” and “I would rather get the show right than rush it to air.”

According to some secret source :’ They wanted the ladies to fight like cats and dogs, but they got along,”

The so called secret source also revealed that, those bitches are worried that they will get the boot from the show :”[But] they are now freaking out that they’ll get fired for being boring and replaced by more fiery women.”

Meanwhile the New York Bitches are in denial. Dumb and Dumber Alex and Simon tweeted about it even though they were told not to. Andy Cohen is also denying any rumors of the show being canceled.

There’s also some interesting rumors that air head Kim Richards and Queen of Psycho Bitches Camille Grammer may not be coming back to this airplane crashing on a train wreckrage. Yeah, I bet Kim can’t be there since she’s probably busy doing alcohol and drug rehab. But there are talks that Bravo may be hinting to Cuntmille to move to New York so she can transfer to become a Real House Skank of New York and stalk her ex husband and his new wife as an added bonus shenanigan!

Jill Zarin the other most hated House Skank of them all; also invited Cuntmille Grammer to go hang out with her and the skanks of New York.  (Possibly in desperation so they don’t ax the show).

Bravo also has some new psycho heffas in mind to replace Cuntmille and the other crazy alkee bitch Kim Richards. Apparently they want to bring out the bitch in Adrienne Maloof aka Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. Since they are trying to lure this rich skank who happens to be a Los Angeles Lakers exec. Jeanie Buss daughter of   team owner Dr. Jerry Buss and girlfriend of Lakers coach Phil Jackson. Adrienne Maloof’s family happens to own the rival team Sacramento Kings  . Great the producers are shooting for an all out old fashion basketball hooligan riot.

Sylvester Stallone’s wife Jennifer Flavin Stallone was also promised shinny new objects and harassed asked  to do the show. But Mr. Stallone must of watch this bitch circus and told her ass AWW HELL NO!

Sources NYPost and NYDailyNews Thanks to my reader Cydney on this gossip.

Here is the original report from Aceshowbiz:

There may be a couple of housewives ditching “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“, but producers are ready to replace them with more notable names. It was reported that Paris Hilton‘s aunt Kim Richards and Kelsey Grammer‘s ex-wife Camille Grammer might not return to the franchise, so the producers are building a safety net by talking to several powerful women.daily routine, including attending Lakers games. She would make an interesting addition because castmember Adrienne Maloof-Nassif’s family owns the rival Sacramento Kings.Sylvester Stallone‘s wife, Jennifer Flavin Stallone. A former model, Jennifer runs a beauty care products company and is mom to three young daughters. Unlike Jeanie who reportedly has been approached, Jennifer has not spoken with anyone from Bravo and her husband is allegedly not into the idea.Eddie Cibrian‘s ex Brandi Glanville who has proven to the world that she is one mouthy mother. Brandi is infamous for launching scathing attack on Eddie’s now-fiancee LeAnn Rimes and for recent DUI case. TMZ asked her about the casting possibility but she played it coy.Robbie Williams‘ wife, said no to reality TV. “They wanted her very badly, but she will not be going forward with Real Housewives. She is an actress and is pursuing acting, not reality TV,” a rep for her said.

To name one is Los Angeles Lakers exec Jeanie Buss, who is not only “the most powerful woman in sports” but also the lover of Lakers head coach Phil Jackson and daughter of the team’s owner. TMZ said producers went to the length of observing her

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Looks like Countess LuAnn de Lessep’s daughter knows how to party it up to catch up with mom. A secret source send The Dirty several pictures of  Victoria who apparently must of found her moms cigarette stash because the girl is holding a fresh smoke in every shot. I guess Victoria is practicing to be a party gal just like LuAnn and her famous drunken shenanigans of embarrasement.

 This montage of pics featuring Victoria de Lesseps  and friends was apparently taken at different locations, including the boarding school that Victoria attends and various other locations at the Hamptons were  the de Lessep’s are known to spend the summers.

Remember that in a previous season Victoria broke her wrists and LuAnn mentioned that while LuAnn was away, Victoria’s uncle was babysitting Victoria and her brother Noel. Victoria then tried to sneak out the bedroom window to go party and fell and broke both her wrists, perhaps some of these pictures where taken one of the nights when Victoria was sneaking out. 

 The so called source also told The Dirty that Victoria gets drunk and is  a “mess” who “wasn’t against hooking up with a girl if she was drunk enough.” This is only the beginning people!! Next thing you know, she will be posing on slutty pictures just like the Curtain Nympho  Twins!