Back a long time ago when Gretchen made her entrance as a Real House Trash Can Of OC she used to bang on terminally-ill Sugar Daddies that could support her. Meanwhile Gretchen was rumored to  keep Sancho Jay Photoglou on the side to service her when she was done with her nurse shift taking care of Sugar Daddy Jeff Beitzel who sadly died of Leukemia in September 2008, and supposedly left Gretchen a nice chunk of change for her trouble. This was all part of Gretchen’s Faux-story line on season 4 when she joined the circus.

For like three years Gretchen denies this but, Jay doesn’t back down and insist that he was Gretchen’s Sancho:

“She (Gretchen) spent her days at the hospital with her dying fiance, but her nights with me.”

Gretchen insist that:

“Jay Photoglou is nothing more than a thief and liar. Jay and I had a short-lived relationship BEFORE Jeff and I dated.”

 

Well,  Gretchen’s ex-Sancho  Jay Photoglou has emerged again and again, and is suing her ass AGAIN for dragging his name through the mud. According to The National Enquirer, Jay is now asking for the other House Ho’s to testify against Gretchen and disclose the real relationship between Gretchen and Jay who Gretchen insist was just a “family friend” and also a stranger?

“RHOC” stars TAMRA BARNEY, PEGGY TANOUS, LYNNE CURTIN and ALEXIS BELLINO are among those expected to take the stand, and if they do, they’ll have to tell the truth about when Gretchen’s romance with Jay actually began.

After Gretchen filed a restraining order to keep Jay quiet it was dismissed and Gretchen was forced to pay his attorney fees. Jay then sued her for defamation Gretchen counter-sued him. The bitch has also changed her story around about when she met Jay. Gretchen already fucked up her story by admitting she hung around Jay while engaged to Jeff Beitzel, but doesn’t want to spill out anymore when questioned by attorneys:

“No matter what, Gretchen is not going to like it when her fellow housewives have to spill the beans about her relationship with Jay Photoglou,” said an insider. “I’m sure no matter what they say, it won’t help Gretchen’s case.”

I believe Gretchen when she calls Jay a “family friend” the type you let stick his tongue and other things down your throat.

Thanks 808wave for the link!

Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge announced yesterday that they will be tying the knot soon, despite the fact that Tamra told Eddie on a recent episode that she didn’t want to move in with him and wanted to go find herself. I guess she must be done finding herself and is ready to become a house bitch again. Well good we didn’t need her out there causing more damage than she already causes.

From Life & Style

“They’re keeping the news under wraps until they have to film the reunion show in a few weeks,” a source close to the couple tells Life & Style. “They are so happy and excited!”

And the blond reality star always knew her hubby-to-be was the one.

“We’ve talked about marriage and we want to get married,” she’s said in the past. “It’s an insane amount of love; I have never used the term ‘soul mate’ before, but we are!”

I wonder if they will be filming their honeymoon-bathtub porn. I sure hope not!

Tamra Barney is the only House Skank who has not yet peddle her junk on TV. But, since her ass needs the moolah because it appears that Eddie’s janitor salary won’t give her the fluffy lifestyle she is used to. The bitch announced on the last episode that she too will be whoring more than herself on this gutter show she likes to be on and it appears it just may be for something women will actually use. Maybe.

Tamra  who recently took out her huge porn size implants, told News LaLate that she will be opening a fitness spin studio offering a variety of classes and activities.

Here is what she said about the boobies and her new business venture:

“lots of people have been asking me WHY I had my breast implants removed and here is my answer: I had them removed for several reason.”

“ 1. I live a more active life style now (working out and running) and they really got in the way.” Tamra blogs repeatedly to fans about her frequent, impressive runs. “2. I feel at 44 I am finally comfortable in my own skin and I don’t need big ta-ta’s to make me look better. 3. One of the biggest reasons, I had a scare with breast cancer and I thought it would be better to just have them removed. I am so happy I did it and will share more about my journey on season 7 that air Feb 7.”

“I love doing TRX and will be offering it at my studio. I think this is the best at home workout for Mom’s that don’t have a lot of time to get to a gym.”

“It’s great for woman because you use your own body weight so you won’t bulk up. don’t let the video scare you, just go at your own pace. I bought mine at Target for 100.00…money well spent!”

Sounds to me like those bazoombas were there for one reason and his name was Simon.

Tamra is also going to be announcing the location of her new spin studio and says that she is working on getting that puterio open soon:

“[I'm] so excited to be opening my own fitness/ spin studio, [I have] been working very hard.”

“meeting my broker to view locations for my fitness studio”. She added “please God make today the day.”

Tamra also continues to profess her new love affair with Gretchen Rossi:

“I know this comment is going to shock the sh—t out of you …….However, there was some Gretchen bashing on my page and I won’t have it. The video of her … is NOT to sell purses. It’s for breast cancer awareness and I think she was very brave and looks amazing in the video. I think a lot of people will be surprised to see how things have changed between us “

And speaking of her new professed love for Gretchen, Tamra slams former BFF Vicki and says that bitch is a “hypocrite”. She recently went on a radio show and was asked what the deal was between her and Vicki lately:

“Well, she’s very opinionated, she is, do I dare use the word, a hypocrite? She says one thing and does the other; she can say whatever she wants, but if you say it to her it’s not all right.”

“Vicki is a tough cookie, it’s usually her way or no way. She’s a good person but we’ve had our ups and downs.”

So do you guys think this new friendship with Gretchen is just a faux friendshit? ‘Cause I sure do. How long do you think this friendshit will last? And would any of you hot bitches sign up for Tamra’s fitness studio?

I didn’t have a chance to read the blog that AlexAss Bellino’s husband Reverent Jimbo Taliban Bellino wrote, where he is supposedly defending his ‘character’ (really? he has character?) against all the bloggers who clowned on him for shit that was already out there about him and his shady shenanigans.  I’m usually at work all the time so I don’t get that much time to blog about these ho’s so, equally I didn’t have a chance to read this douche’s rant. One of my  blogger friends Stoopidhousewives (and our blogs are friends too, she is funny as hell check her blog out) send me a link about what this doofus was saying. He posted on his rant a screenshot of the blog from Stoopidhousewives  who also has a link to one of the blogs I did on the Bellinos when the kids fell in the pool.

Apparently Jimbo is fuming pissed at Stoopidhousewives for blogging about him on a post titled:

“ALEXIS BELLINO: JIMBO IS GOIN’ ROGUE!!… JIMBO WRITING HIS OWN TAKE ON THE RHOOC!”

This is from Jimblob’s blog:

False Report #1 | The above screenshot is a comment made on a webpage entitled, “ALEXIS BELLINO: JIMBO IS GOIN’ ROGUE!!… JIMBO WRITING HIS OWN TAKE ON THE RHOOC!” This comment links to a page filled with utterly false and inaccurate claims. The fact that they suggest that everything here is true is an insult to my intelligence and character. After seeing my documentation below, it ought to be an insult to your intelligence as well.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but no one is entitled to reinvent the truth. It just goes to show you that the media and anyone who has access to the internet has a blank checkbook to destroy your integrity—don’t think it can’t happen to you. Lets see if these same websites choose to disclose these factual documents and/or delete their false reports. I respectfully request all of these websites, after reviewing these facts, to delete their false reports.

Jimbo also gets all pissed that Stoopidhousewives made a comment about his name sounding more Italian than Armenian. I wondered that myself before? Jimbo then goes on to post a birth certificate he says it’s his, where his name appears as James Carlos Bellino.

Check this shit out:

False Report #2 | Accusations of name change: A story that I changed my last name to “sound Italian” or hide my past began circulating during 2010. Here’s the fiction from a website written by a “SUPER FAN” of all the franchises who appears to have a great deal of time on their hands:

Okay so lets say that is his authentic birth certificate and he is Armenian with a Italian sounding name. IT STILL DOESN’T EXPLAIN WHY HIS NAME IS ITALIAN!. He doesn’t explain it, he just says that’s the name I was born with. Sooo??? What’s the deal with the name? Why is his name Italian? He doesn’t explain it. See the problem with that? Which is the reason Stoopidhousewives made that comment about him changing his name to sound more Italian.

Jimbo and his chimplant.

Ever since Jimbo’s ass got all pissed and can’t handle all the shit that’s out there about him  he went into hiding and quit the show. Now he is bitching because he couldn’t handle the exposure of his shenanigans that comes with fame. All because he wanted to pimp his wife out on a low brow TV show that they thought was going to make AlexAss come out smelling like roses, but instead she and her husband as well came out smelling like doo doo. I wonder if the real reason he is blowing a gasket over this unwanted exposure of the skeletons that dance in his closet, is because now that everyone knows about his shenanigans he can no longer con anybody  so him and AlexAss have to live the fronting high-life on the Housewives paycheck. That’s what it looks like.

Hay Dios Mio!

Veteran House Skank Vicki Gunvalson’s marriage  fell to shit on camera, and although she already moved on with a new man her ex-husband Donn, supposedly  already moved on with a gang of random bitches!

Looks like Donn is having his sweet revenge because supposedly he joined  Freedom Acres swingers club in Devore, California where he is rumored to  take these random tricks and proceed to fuck them in front of everybody and their pervy-grandpapi.  Radaronline got a report from a source who didn’t want to release their identity because this person was supposedly involved in the public display of raunch Donn was enjoying that particular evening.

The source told Radaronline:

“I recognized him immediately, and once I started talking to him he introduced himself as Donn,”

“He went to the back room with the woman he brought and they were engaged in public sex.”

“He went to the back room with the woman he brought and they were engaged in public sex.”

Freedom Acres is recognized as the largest 21+ swingers club in the Los Angeles and Orange County area and a yearly membership is required to enter.

According to their website, the club also features a “pool table, an oversized hot tub, dance floor with raised stage complete with a pole for dancing and many TVs throughout the club showing XXX movies.”

The insider tells RadarOnline.com she’s seen Donn at the club a few times, although he typically just has public sex with his partner and doesn’t engage others.

“I’ve never seen him have sex with anyone other than who he brings,” the source said.

“He just seems to really enjoy public sex and the vibe of the club.”

It looks like Donn couldn’t fill Vicki’s “lovetank” but he has no problem filling random bitches ‘”lovetanks.” So what do you guys think of this mess?

Thanks to my reader 808wave for the link to this juicy gossip!

New House Fly Heather Dubrow appears to have been brought in by Bravo so that she can shit on Alexis Bellino’s Cheerios and that shit is working already because the bitch already called AlexAss “the biggest phony” in Orange County and she can see through this bitches bullshit. HA HA HA HA!!!

I love it when these Devil Producers bring in other bitches with more money (or at least appear to be for now) and who are waaaay more annoying to piss off the bitches that are annoying me, like that Duck Lips dumb shit. I can’t wait to see AlexAss Face when she sees this bitches mega ocean view super expensive mansion. Not only that, but also this Heather bitch (whom I like to lovingly call her Baby Joker Face because it looks like the same plastic butcher gave her the same mug as Joker Face Sr aka Danielle Staub) apparently comes from East Coast money and supposedly it’s lots of money! HA HA HA HA!!!! I’m wiping tears from eyes because this whole bitchfest is so funny now that they brought real money in.

Doesn’t she look like a less scary  version of Joker Face? Did her husband Terry Dubrow use the same Halloween pattern when he sowed Joker Face Sr’s mask onto her skull and fifteen years later used that same pattern on Baby Joker Face? HUMMM??? The unsolved mysteries that we will never know.

This is the shit that Baby Joker Face told The Hollywood Reporter:

“I think that what’s interesting about me coming into this group is that I feel like I’m a little bit of the audience, sort of the Greek chorus,”

“I didn’t have any preconceived notions, I have no idea what the history is. So I’m learning it as I go, and seeing it all and, I don’t know, maybe giving the audience a fresh perspective on things and maybe the girls too.”

Baby Joker Face also comforted Lizard Lips Peggy Tanous because of the whole Alexis Bellino and her fugly fat husband Jimbo love triangle from 100 years ago ordeal:

“I met Peggy for the first time that night,” Heather says. “And we spoke for maybe a few minutes in the limousine on the way to the party, and then when we left, I think I had my arm around her. I felt bad for her, she was crying, she was in Vicki [Gunvalson's] house. I was obviously very uncomfortable. I didn’t know what was going on. I did not know the back-story between her and Alexis, so I was getting pieces of information. I just felt bad that she was so upset.”

She also believes Peggy should of just let that shit go, but admits she would of flipped out if her man used to fuck on one of her friends:

“That just seems like something you discuss and you move on,”

“I can’t imagine that I would ever be able to stay friends with someone who had had this intimate relationship with my husband,” she continues. “Whether they told me or not, I just think it would freak me out.”

I hope she puts Duck Lips in her place more times than one. I noticed how jealous AlexAss seemed when Heather was around her because she knows that this bitch has some real money and her husband (who although got all pissed off and posted a butt-hurt comment here saying that he wasn’t a porn addict when I was making fun of him, that’s okay he’ll get used to it) doesn’t appear to berate her and talk down to her like she is a dumb-ass like Jimbo does to AlexAss,  aaand the husband has more money than Reverent Jimblob (even though her husband got sued for fucking up bitches faces during plastic surgery face transplant procedures.) None of that shit matters to me though, as long as she is questioning AlexAss “authenticity” and keeps calling AlexAss a not “very cerebral” dumb shit.

This bitch however, says that she never ever watched this show which I call bullshit on that. Unless she was so desperate to be on TV that she took whatever fame-bone was thrown at her.

According to Radaronline new House Skank of the Orange County block  Terry Dubrow’s plastic surgeon husband  has been sued for giving patients Scary Bitch-Face results. (Yeah, it looks like he worked on Mrs. Dubrow’s mug already I wonder when she will sue him.)

Back in March of this year a former patient of Dr. Dubrow, Leah Goodman filed a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon in the amount of $25 thousand dollars for damages caused by his malpractice and negligence.

Prior to this lawsuit  a year earlier, another disastified customer June and her husband Mark Hofherr filed a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon for similar reasons including what looks like having shitty results to the point of the patient not being able to blow her husband.

From Radaronline:

The court docs state: “Defendants failed to disclose material risks of the procedure to the plaintiff and thereby failed to fully describe the procedures that were proposed and/or exceeded the scope of the disclosure and thereby failed to obtain informed consent from the plaintiff for said course of care, treatment and/or surgery. Had plaintiff been adequately informed of all the risks of the procedure, plaintiff would not have consented to said procedure.”

Mark Hofherr says that because of the surgery: “June Hofherr has been unable to perform the duties of a spouse and the work and services usually performed in the care, maintenance and management of the family home, June Hofherr will be unable to perform such work, services and duties in the future.”

Terry Dubrow’s Husband A Porn Addict?

Work-horse Vicki Gunvalson, who appears to be one of the few House Bitches that works for her money and doesn’t scam or screw people for  it so far, except maybe fondle her employees and giving them nightmares for the rest of their lives, but that’s about all I’ve seen (and I give her credit for the working hard part even though she is a crazy bitch with major issues) is now releasing a book in the Real Housewife fashion the other skanks do.

Check out this book review:

Vicki Gunvalson is the last remaining original cast member of The Real Housewives of Orange Countyand her work ethic has become a major theme on the show. The reality star is one of the few housewives who actually work and it’s defined Gunvalson the most in her life. This book is her own story about how she built her life from the ground up with just her hard work and ambition for something better to fuel her.

Gunvalson was born and raised in Chicago . She learned her work ethic from her father when she began paying for her own car at 16. An early marriage and divorce left her a single mother of two young children at 29 and her work ethic saved her. Gunvalson describes her venture into insurance, without a college degree, and her entrepreneurial efforts to build her own agency, known as Coto Insurance. Gunvalson’s business is featured on the BRAVO show and it’s clear she earns a living beyond reality TV.

Many fans of the show are often taken aback by the intense style that Gunvalson displays. From her woo-hoo to her aching for more material goods, most people assume she is greedy. This book dispels such thoughts as it details Gunvalson’s mentorship of other insurance professionals and her family-friendly approach to client retention. Gunvalson is a hard driver but it’s about family and providing a good life that really motivates her. She is definitely much more than a housewife and, after reading this book, it’s clear how much more she has to offer the public.

Also according to Reality Tea Vicki didn’t even know that her 24 year-old daughter Briana Wolfsmith eloped with her boyfriend to Las Vegas. Since she tweeted Brianna’s engagement Nov 3rd which was two weeks after Briana had gotten married already!

Bravo is like a magnet for fraudulent, shady, greedy, crooked, lack of ethics bitches that want the whole pie and leave no one a piece. Check out the article below I found this morning about this heifer that wanted to join the Real House Skanks Of Orange County. Apparently her and her husband punked a lot of people out of money with fraudulent workers comp-claims and now the bitch is left destitute and hopefully homeless and I only say this because it sounds like she fucked up a lot people’s lives with the greedy schemes her and the husband pulled in order to supplement their indulgent lifestyle. Not that there’s anything wrong with being indulgent, but when you’re screwing innocent people out of money so that you can stuff your face until you puke just to be a pig then, you deserve to be destitute, homeless and on your way to prison.

From OC Register:

SANTA ANA – A woman who wanted to become one of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” was placed on 10 years of probation Wednesday for committing a state record more than $30 million in workers’ compensation insurance fraud.

Devon Lynn Kile, 46, of Laguna Hills pleaded guilty in April to more than 70 felony counts, including misrepresenting facts to the State Compensation Insurance Fund and failing to file a return with the intent to evade tax, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office.

She was also ordered to pay $1.3 million in restitution to the Employment Development Department and $1.5 million in restitution to the Franchise Tax Board, prosecutors said.

The restitution to the state insurance fund is still to be determined, pending a decision by an appeals court on how much her husband, who is a co-defendant, owes.

Michael Vincent Petronella, 52, was sentenced in 2010 to 10 years in state prison after being found guilty earlier that year of 33 felony counts of insurance fraud and a sentencing enhancement.

He has to pay $500,000 in restitution to the state insurance fund, an order the district attorney is appealing, seeking a higher amount to cover the millions of dollars in loss.

Deputy District Attorney Debbie Jackson said the court took several factors into consideration in sentencing Kile: the time she had already served, her taking full responsibility, and her husband being the one with the contractor’s license.

Kile’s attorney Ken Chinn said he expected her to be released Thursday night.

“I thought it was a fair sentence given her involvement,” he said.

“She’s penniless after all of this,” Chinn added, “She’ll be dependant on the kindness of all her friends while she’s trying to get back on her feet and trying to make the restitution.”

Prosecutors said previously Petronella and Kile used their companies, which included clients such as the Ocean Institute in Dana Point and the Pacific Amphitheater in Costa Mesa, as personal piggy banks to support their lavish lifestyle.

Among the luxury items seized by investigators at the couple’s home: $500,000 in jewels, including Chopard and Rolex watches and a 10-carat diamond ring valued at $70,000, Gucci, Chanel, Burberry and other luxury-brand handbags and shoes, and two Ferraris, a Bentley and a Range Rover.

Also seized during a raid on their Laguna Hills home was an application for Kile to appear on the “Real Housewives of Orange County” television show.

Petronella and Kile, who owned three businesses in Costa Mesa and Cathedral City, including Petronella Roofing, were accused of underreporting the number of employees and discouraging workers from filing claims.

Starting in 2000, the couple obtained workers’ compensation insurance for their companies through the state insurance fund, the district attorney’s office said.

Between 2000 and 2008, Petronella fraudulently submitted 42 claims for uninsured injured workers and underreported $29 million in payroll to the fund to avoid paying premiums.

Petronella and Kile reported $3 million in payroll to the fund, while having an actual payroll of $32 million, prosecutors said.

As business partners, Kile handled the finances while Petronella managed the roofing jobs.

Sounds like a perfect candidate for this clown palooza.

Back in October the news broke that  there is a new ho in town replacing Peggy Tanous. Heather Dubrow  will be joining the other Real House Skanks Of OC fame-whores in getting virtually tarred and feathered by the gaggle of viewers and bloggers that can’t wait to get their hands on some fresh meat.
Heather Dubrow an actress, (I never heard of her) used to go by the name Heather Paige Kent, and appeared on the 2000-2002 CBS drama That’s Life.

She looks like Joker Face 2.0 doesn’t she?

From OC Weekly:

Heather Dubrow, who as actress Heather Paige Kent on the 2000-2002 CBS drama That’s Lifegot the new last name by marrying famed Newport Beach plastic surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow, will join The Real Housewives of Orange County cast next season, according to a published report.
As the National Enquirernotes, Ms. Dubrow breaks the blonde lock (and locks) on Bravo’s pioneering Real Housewives franchise program. However, given her hubby’s profession, she’ll fit right in when it comes to having had work done.Reality television runs in the family as the good doctor was among the cutters on Fox’s The Swan and E!’s Bridalplasty.

Perhaps Heather believes she is a has-been actress, and this is the real reason she is agreeing to join the Circus of Reality TV in an effort to cling to the last bit of fame she can squeeze in, by inviting Bravo cameras to follow her around and record her most intense moments of insanity and Bravo will make sure they capture her craziness in all it’s embarrassing glory for us to clown on.

 Heather is married to plastic surgeon Terry Dubrow who is said to be excellent at breast augmentation of your ta-tas if they need some extra padding. And the secret why he is excellent at porno-sizing those boobies is hours and hours of research.

Yep, rumor has it that supposedly he admitted to being addicted to porn.

@BravoMole1 BravoMole

So if you need new boobs go see this doctor bitches because unlike Paul Nassif this one is doing his homework just to make sure your ta-tas don’t pop while bouncing up and down. I wonder if Heather helps her husband in his research too or she is just against it?