Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbilles, Domestic Violence Centers Don’t Want Chankla Face’s Flappy Lying Lips To Represent Them

Domestic violence charities must require their employees to watch episodes of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies as part of their training course because apparently NONE of them want anything to do with Chankla Face, since they all know about her insane clown fuckery on RHOBH.

Plus Chankla Face’s claims that she was abused at the hands of her late husband Russell Armstrong have been in question for a while since all the bullshit stories this dipshit gives people are not making sense and do not add up. Chankla’s PR Ho’s have tried desperately to book her at various Domestic Violence charities but, NOT one of them is even nibbling on that hook because nobody wants to be associated with a scandalous psychopath like the Chankla.

Speaking of scandalous behavior remember how that bitch was rumored to be boning on her married lawyer? Well she must be trying to desperately clean up that trail of shit that’s following her bony ass around because according to gossipy sources she dumped that fool and he is butt hurt that his crusty ass was dumped because he won’t be able to ride on the Chankla Face’s famewhoring coat tails.

Check this shit out:

“Once the story made headlines Taylor broke it off with John and told him they couldn’t see each other anymore,”

“She just has so much going on and didn’t want any bad press, especially involving her and a married man.”

“John traveled with Taylor while she was doing her book tour and the two of them hit it off, in more ways than one,”

“There’s a very strong connection between the two, but Taylor doesn’t want to be known as the other woman, period. She needs to be a role model for her daughter, Kennedy. John is still married and has three kids. Taylor has made great progress, but she’s still in a vulnerable position, so most of her friends aren’t much of a fan of him.”

 

Thanks Nikki for the link!

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Are “Disgusted” With Chankla Face And Her Book Shenanigans

  

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Taylor Armstrong is releasing a tell-all bullshit book called Hiding From Reality: My Story of Love, Loss, and Finding the Courage Within, that she will be peddling in order to make money and gather sympathy from the 2 suckers that will be buying this book.

From People:

My book takes readers behind the glamour of Beverly Hills to show them the terrible violence I suffered, and the slow and painful process of rebuilding my shattered life,” Taylor tells PEOPLE in a statement. “I want readers in abusive relationships to learn from my suffering and use my book to help them find their own courage within.”

Meanwhile, Bravo is supportive of Chankla Face who says she never felt safe until Russell died, unlike her costars who are “disgusted” that she will be releasing a book about her questionable, turbulent relationship with Russell Armstrong so soon after his passing.

See Pictures Of Chankla’s Busted Face

From Hollywood Life:

When Taylor announced she was going to write a book about her supposed abusive relationship with her husband everyone thought it was just disgusting,” our source says. “It’s just too soon and the cast just thinks this speaks volumes about who Taylor is at heart.”

Taylor recently told Entertainment Tonight that writing the book has been “cathartic for me.” And she continued on to say: “I hope my book gives readers a better understanding of my life and struggle, behind the scenes of all the Beverly Hills glamor, and will help women, and men, too, suffering in their own abusive relationships.”

 

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Taylor Armstrong’s Spills To Dr Phil And ET About Violent Marriage, Plus Bravo Will Air Therapy Sessions After All

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After two interviews where Chankla Face cried and spilled the beans over the chaotic violent marriage she was subject to put up with, in order to dry her tears and clean her wounds with some warm fraud money.  Bravo is announcing that Chankla Face’s counseling sessions will be aired for all to see according to Radaronline. Bravo has done major editing of the show, to be sensitive to the fact that Russell killed himself. However the decision was made to air the footage of the therapy sessions,” a Bravo insider tells RadarOnline.com.Viewers will see the two of them with their marriage counselor, Dr. Charles Sophy, as well as individual sessions with Taylor. Russell’s one-on-one sessions will not air. Taylor is completely supportive of the decision, and thinks it will help battered women to make the decision to leave an abusive relationship, just like she did,” the insider says. I bet Russell’s family is loving this!

Chankla confessed to ET how Russell would beat her ass for the most stupidest shit like NOT feeding his kids vegetables. “He grabbed me by the neck and shoved me up against the wall, and he said, ‘If you ever make my children a pizza without a vegetable again, I’ll kill you.’”While sobbing away Chankla also told ET how Russell would only hit her in places where the bruises weren’t noticeable, “He would grab me by one side of the hair on my head, and bang the other side of my head against the car. He would say to me, ‘I’m afraid I’m going to kill you one day.’

She also says that the first time Russell went apeshit on her was when she was pregnant with Kennedy. “The first time he ever really harmed me physically, I was pregnant with Kennedy and he grabbed me by the throat and held me against a wall…I saw his ability to go from zero to 60 that quickly.” Chankla already knows people are pissed she has the nerve to slam on a dead man who is not here anymore to defend himself so she says she was his protector “He doesn’t need my protection anymore, but there are a lot of women in this world who probably do,” Chankla says that she constantly had to watch her self to no piss off Russell into an ass beating tirade. You live your life constantly on egg shells waiting for the other shoe to drop. You don’t know if you’re gonna talk to your girlfriend too long at dinner, and that’s going to cause someone to fly into a rage…I don’t think he saw himself as an abuser until the last time that he hurt me, when I finally ended our relationship.”

She also spoke about the day she found a dead Russell and she ran out on the street freaking out “As I was laying in the street screaming, I realized that my little girl was there,” Then she remembered Kennedy was there. “And I had to pull it together and get her out of there.” Chankla explained to Kennedy how her father died in the best way anyone could explain it to a five year old. I just told her that daddy got sick and he died, and that we could pick a star in the sky to be daddy, and she could talk to him every night.” She also states that Russell forced her to lie to the doctors about the black eye he gave her and so she had to tell them that Kennedy threw a fit and kicked her in the eye, “He would say, ‘If you call the police, they’re gonna send me to jail. Who’s going to take care of Kennedy? Who’s going to take care of you?’” She later sold those pictures for a hefty 125k, but no police report was ever filed so Russell’s lawyer doesn’t believe her.

Later on Taylor decided to go on the Dr. Phil Show where she revealed even more shocking allegations about the abusive marriage she was subjected to. Dr Phil figured out real quickly that Chankla was ashamed of her lower income upbringings back in the day at the double wide and how she also witnessed her momma get her ass smacked around by her daddy for not putting enough cheese in the macaroni and cheese and here Chankla tried to get away from that so she made the journey (except she didn’t ran off with Neal Schon!) from Oklahoma to Beverly Hills and since no real rich douche would take her she had to latch on to a pretend rich dude and got Russell, but she had to deal with some ass beatings in exchange of playing rich bitch. Oh yeah and she is also pissed his ass died and now she is stuck with his debt. I BET!

According to Chankla the reasons she did RHOBH was because she is a major famewhore she thought that with cameras around she would be safer because Russell wouldn’t beat her ass in front of other people “My primary motivation was because I was in a dangerous situation in my home life and I felt like there was a protection offered to me by having cameras in my life.”

Dr. Phil is also speaking to Russell’s family who will tell him the opposite of what Chankla spewed out.

I think whether she is making it up or not, she was in a fucked up situation no matter what. If he did in fact beat on her then she is a hypocrite and a dummy that needs to get her ass to a therapist fast because how was she sitting there lying to the world about having this Domestic Violence charity thing and here she is getting the ass beatings she is speaking up against and telling women to stay away from.  I don’t get it ,maybe I am being insensitive or a bitch, but whatever how is it that this woman is crying for her husband who supposedly put his hands on her  and beat her face into the shape of a Chankla and she cried that the paramedics would not allow her to hug him? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??!!

If someone beats my ass I don’t want to hug them I be running far away (which I guess she was doing at the time, but still) I think IF she is lying, exaggerating or making it up then the truth and the Karma train will come out.  Now, IF he did beat on her (I think he did) then, she needs to get her ass to some intensive years; NO decades of therapy before her ass can be counseling women on getting with asshole wife-beaters because even though Russell may be dead she is NOT and she obviously has some kind of a “battered women syndrome” fucked up shit going on. Once a woman gets with a woman beater it is very easy to go back on that roller coaster of chaos and find another man who is the exact same as your ex.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies,Taylor And Russell Armstrong And The Millions Of Dollars That Went Through Their Hands Were Did It All Come From Where Is It At Now?

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As we are all already aware Taylor Armstrong and her late husband Russell Armstrong were both tainted with a bad reputation for being shady and in a domestic violence marriage. A few months back a reader from Florida  left a comment on my blog about how she and her husband had previously met Russell and Chankla Face for dinner and how they introduced Chankla Face as being a heiress of the famous “Ford” family, but at the same time Chankla was acting Traylor Park and drunk and in the end the dynamic duo left my commenter and her husband stuck with the food and drink bill while Chankla and Russell both crawled out of the restaurant’s window (classy!)

A lot of people were saying that the story I posted may be bullshit since it was a commenter who left this on my blog and I had no way of verifying it, but now an interesting recent post on the  The Daily Beast is verifying that what the commenter left here was in fact true! ( I had a gut feeling it was true!).

The Daily Beast post talks about how Chankla tried to bullshit the viewers into thinking Russell was farting out hundreds but was cold to her needs, when in fact his poor ass was trying to scrape money to go along with Chankla’s I’m-rich-bitch charade that eventually fell to shit:

On a Season 1 episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor Armstrong had bragged, “My husband is a venture capitalist and he’s richer than Texas.” Yet in reality her husband had just struggled through a years-long bankruptcy. Viewers came to see that Taylor and Russell made a handsome couple, but he was a detached and emotionless partner—a man who was all about business, all the time. As the first season played out through last fall and winter, Russell was seen as the cold jerk, oblivious to his wife’s needs.

Chankla’s shitty I-don’t-give-a-fuck-if-Russell-has-a-shit-fit-because-I-blew-all-this-money-on-bullshit-attitude, when she blew that wastefull 60k for little Kennedy’s party was also very well discussed:

Devotees of the series were riveted by the Armstrongs’ lavish lifestyle, their lovely home in Bel-Air, their adorable daughter, Kennedy, and the extravagant way they seemed to breeze through life. One of the entire cast’s most memorable and decadent scenes showcased little Kennedy’s $60,000 4th birthday party. Taylor foreshadowed the strains in her marriage when she said to the camera, this “is the age I think a little girl should get her first special piece of jewelry…it’s time to get her some diamonds.” And then Taylor sarcastically deadpanned, “Russell is going to be thrilled.”

Still, in public, the smiling couple seemed like they were trying to stay together, and the TV show appeared to be a launching pad for Taylor, as lucrative endorsements came her way.

But people that knew Russell and Chankla and already knew their bullshit stories were very well awared that the faux-life the Armstrong’s were trying to portray was a bunch of sad crap:

But past business associates and current and former friends of Russell and Taylor Ford Armstrong paint a very different picture from the one seen on television—and a much more complicated portrait of their finances than previously known.

Russell developed a reputation as a liar and a thief. His background is littered with legal problems: A guilty plea to tax evasion (1995), a bankruptcy (filed in 2005 and terminated in June 2010) that mysteriously never seemed to curb his expensive lifestyle, charges that he was violent to his ex-wife and a fiancée, and a string of lawsuits regarding missing money at companies for which Russell was supposed to be raising capital.

Supposedly (and I don’t know how that was possible, but ok) Chankla was the Russell arm candy that would shake her bony culo to lure male investors into their faux-hollow-ventures and of course bullshit people into believing her Traylor Park ass was part of the Ford family, but now the skank denies it and pretends she is a dumb blonde that knew nothing about her husband’s schemes, when she was in on it and it was her expensive taste that was also part of the motivation with investing in these schemes:

Many who spoke to The Daily Beast say that, since the Armstrongs got married in 2005, Taylor had been the arm candy for her husband’s business ventures, helping him rope in rich investors—a notion echoed in a complaint filed in July in Superior Court of California by MyMedicalRecords.com, a company in which Russell, at one time, had a significant stake. It says Russell engaged in “self-dealing” and, “in concert with Taylor,” the couple “secretly funnel[ed]” money to themselves to fund their “lavish lifestyle.”

Phone calls to L.A.-based attorney Ron Richards, Russell’s lawyer and spokesperson, were not returned. On Taylor Armstrong’s behalf, The Daily Beast received a letter from famed celebrity libel attorney Martin Singer responding to certain of The Daily Beast’s questions about her and directing that Singer’s letter not be published.

According to people familiar with their ventures, Taylor’s most blatant tactic was to tell people that she was a member of the prestigious Ford family and by implication put a stamp of approval on her husband’s proposed investments. The MMR complaint makes a similar allegation: that she held herself out as a “Ford Family” member and falsely claimed others in the family were major investors in Russell’s business dealings. Taylor, through her attorney, denies that she ever portrayed herself as a member of “the Ford Motor Company family”.

After Taylor came into Russell’s life, however, with her expensive tastes and demands for costly jewels, clothes, and fancy vacations, Russell’s carefree days were behind him, and Franks says his friend submerged himself in more investment plays. Once The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills came into their lives later, Taylor required cosmetic enhancements, a stylist, a maid, a nanny, landscapers, and pool attendants—all designed to showcase her in the best possible light for the TV public.

I asked Franks about Taylor’s role in raising money from investors. Could she have simply been acting as an accommodating wife?

“She’d go around working the crowd, especially the guys, mentioning her Ford family connection,” Franks said. “She would set up the presentations at the Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills, rent the room, make sure there were horsd’oeuvres and drinks. And he would make the presentation” to potential investors. Taylor’s lawyer says his client came from humble beginnings and never suggested any wealthy relatives had invested with Russell.

A former friend of the Armstrong’s confirmed the information that I received from my commenter on my old post about the name change and false claim that Chankla Face was part of the Ford family was in fact true:

“She’s from Oklahoma, for goodness sakes! And she’s changed her name from Shana Hughes to Shanna Taylor to Taylor Ford to Taylor Armstrong. She wants you to think she’s a dumb blonde but she’s not!” said Tom Crosswhite, a successful businessman who invested heavily in at least two of Russell’s past projects and spent considerable time with the Armstrongs. He spoke to The Daily Beast from his home in Park City, Utah. (His other home is in Hawaii.)

In the end even Russell’s friend turned against them after learning of the schemes they were duped into investing, and now this same friend feels like an ass that he introduced wealthy investors into the Armstrong’s sham:

“We invested in MMR,” the company now suing Russell and Taylor in Los Angeles, Crosswhitesaid, “and I probably introduced him to a couple million dollars [worth] of investors.” He is now worried that his contacts may have lost money to Russell, as he and his wife, Barbara, have.

According to Robert Lorsch, CEO of MMR, Russell, through his company NuWay Digital Services, owned 60 percent of the startup’sstock and, withhis eye-catching wife often at his side, was in charge of raising investor capital for MMR. But MMR’s lawsuit alleges that Russell was pocketing some investors’ money, eventually leading to his ouster through a legal settlement with MMR.

Chankla’s demands to appear wealthy for the show was taking a toll on Russell’s finances and the ho’ bag demanded 11k per month to run her faux-lavish lifestyle:

Franks said Russell told him he realized a healthy commission off every investment, between 10 and 15 percent. Taylor’s tastes, Russell told Franks, required an “$11,000 a month nut for the house and staff.”

Though Russell later told People magazine, “This show has literally pushed us to the limit,” in the early days of The Real Housewives, Russell told Franks and other friends that the show was going to catapult him and Taylor into even more multimillion-dollar deals.

Some poor sap (maybe not literally poor) that unfortunately invested in the Armstrong-sham-train says that the Armstrong’s duped him into letting them live in a fancy schmancy house he owned, telling him the bullshit story that they were going to buy his house. After three months they  ended up fucking him over when they refused to sign and return a rental contract. This made the owner of the house suspicious and so he set out to research them when he found out the pair was full of shit he threw them out. How embarrassing! The Armstrong’s even did remodeling work to the house that the owner never approved costing him thousands in the end :

Beverly Hills real-estate entrepreneur Philip Elghanian tells a story about the Armstrongs and their desire to live large in Beverly Hills. Elghanian said in 2006 the couple promised to buy his $7 million Sunset Boulevard house.

“They came to me and said, ‘We are going to buy it, Philip. Give us the keys, get us a contract, we are going to buy it.’ ”

Elghanian took them at their word and turned over the keys. After all, the Armstrongs presented as a well-to-do couple, and Elghanian had invested $300,000 in Russell’s MyMedicalRecords.com venture. He thought, “What could go wrong?”

Three months went by and Elghanian says the Armstrongs never returned a signed contract for the house.

“They kept putting me off. Finally, I researched who they were and told them to get out.”  According to Elghanian the couple immediately had him served with papers alleging he owed them $75,000 for the renovations they had already made to the mansion. Elghanian insists he never gave permission for any renovations.

“Taylor said, ‘My best friend is the decorator on this house. We’ve already paid him $50,000. We’ve already bought the wallpaper.’” According to Elghanian’s account, “My lawyer finally said to pay them because they’ll tie you up in court forever at a huge cost.” In the summer of 2006, Elghanian gave the couple $75,000 in return for his keys and their promise never to set foot in the house again.

Elghanian claims it cost more than $200,000 to undo the Armstrongs’ damage and the time wasted on the fixes put him smack in the middle of the housing crash. Elghanian said he was forced to sell for $2 million below his original asking price.

And even the interior decorator who assisted in remodeling this house got fucked over:

An addendum to this story comes from the aforementioned “best friend” decorator, John Wiltgen. He first met Russell several years ago when he came to the Chicago Mercantile Exchange to give a MyMedicalRecords.com presentation to potential investors.

“I went to hear it because clients of mine were involved and invited me,” Wiltgen said. “I figured [they] made a lot of money and I might consider doing what they did with investments.”

Ultimately, as the MMR complaint asserts, Wiltgen invested tens of thousands of dollars in MMR stock. He was convinced that an on-line way for Americans to keep track of all their medical records was the wave of the paperless future. Russell would also convince Wiltgen to invest more money in MyMedicalRecords Australia, at the time a licensed off-shoot of MMR.

“I saw the [Elghanian] house on Sunset and it was lovely. They were telling people I was their designer but they never signed the contract I sent them. They picked out furniture and fabrics … but they never paid for any of it,” Wiltgen said.

He added: “They never paid me a dime [but] they did offer me some more MMR stock. And Taylor can’t say she didn’t know because she was standing right there smiling.”

Of course Trampa Chankla paid her lawyer to lie for her and state that poor little victim Chankla NEVER knew nothing about the home renovations, but the interior decorator says otherwise:

Taylor’s lawyer says his client was not privy to the details of any payments or financial arrangements relating to renovations made to the Elghanian property, including any by Wiltgen, or any potential purchase of the house.

Other people pissed off at Russell for shady investments have also come forward regarding claims that Russell had indeed taken their money this was before he married Chankla althought it is unknown if Chankla was his soon to be wife-girlfriend or just his main side-bitch at the time:

“In the late ’90s and early 2000s, Russell had this company called WorkSeek.com,” Franks, Russell’s longtime friend, said. “We all invested…Russell raised $17 million. Where the hell did all that money go?”

As the WorkSeek.com project dissolved, Russell became involved with entrepreneur Jay Penske—now the CEO of PMC, the owner of Deadline.com, TVLine.com, and other websites—raising money for a very successful company called Velocity.

According to four sources who wish to remain anonymous so as not to interfere with on-going business relationships, Russell’s connection to Velocity ended amid allegations of financial impropriety in 2005. Specific circumstances of the split remain unknown—Penske did not respond to multiple emails requesting his comment.

When investors of  MyMedicalRecords.com were starting to become suspicious of the shenanigans Chankla Face and Russell where up to, Chankla Face could smell the shit hitting the fan soon so she admitted in tears to one of the investor’s wife that her and Russell were bankrupt. The Armstrong’s took the invested money and put it in a restaurant with Eva Longoria. I wonder what happened to that?

In the more recent MyMedicalRecords.com deal, Russell again left a business partnership under a cloud of missing money. According to court records, whereabouts of more than $1 million Armstrong raised is still to be litigated.

Lorsch, a wealthy Los Angeles businessman, told The Daily Beast he first began to suspect something might be wrong with Russell’s efforts to raise capital for MMR on Feb. 1, 2007. Lorsch said that on that evening he went to the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills to meet an out-of-town MMR investor who had put $1 million into the company. According to Lorsch, this man told him that on the previous night, at dinner with the Armstrongs, Taylor and his wife went to the ladies room where, “Taylor completely broke down … [She] told her how Russell was in a bankruptcy and she was unsure about how it would affect her friendships with people who had invested with them.”

“The very next morning,” Lorsch recalled, “I hired a private detective and found the bankruptcy.”

Lorsch claims in court papers that his internal investigation showed there was more than $1 million of investors’ money that never made it into the company’s bank account. To quote documents filed with the Superior Court of California lawsuit against the Armstrongs: “Russell and Taylor placed their own selfish interests above that of MMR, successfully and secretly funneling…money that should have been paid to MMR.” The lawsuit says this was done so that Russell “in concert with Taylor (could) live a lavish life-style, redecorate their mansion…and become business colleagues of (actress) Eva Longoria, in an upscale restaurant.”

Lorsch and his board of directors confronted Russell directly, according to the lawsuit. To quietly settle matters, Russell agreed to relinquish all of his shares in MMR, and both Russell and Taylor signed a stringent settlement agreement that required them to list every investor from whom they had gotten money. The document contained a clause for massive penalties to be levied if any other investors with legitimate claims later surfaced.

According to the agreement, “For the ‘first’ of the Representations that was inaccurate, Taylor, Russell and NDS [NuWay Digital Services] would be subjected to a Liquidated Damages award of One Million Dollars ($1,000,000), and that for any further of the Representations that was/were inaccurate, Taylor, Russell and NDS would be subject to a Liquidated Damages award of Two Hundred Fifty Thousand Dollars ($250,000) per violation.”

Three more disgruntled stockholders did, in fact, come forward, and they are listed in a lawsuit asking for damages filed on July 27, 2011, just weeks before Russell’s death. 

“It’s very rare to have the wife of an executive sign a settlement—but we had to,” Lorsch said. “Her fingerprints were everywhere.” (Which the MMR complaint now details.)     

While Taylor may not have brought a hefty bank account to the marriage, since she joined The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills she has opened up revenue streams for herself, attaching her name to several beauty companies. Last week it was reported that she has signed a deal to write a book about her abusive marriage, complete with photographs of her injuries, (some of which were shown on Tuesday’s Entertainment Tonight). 

And according to MMR’s internal audit that eventually led to the pending lawsuit, Taylor even wrote some big checks while Russell was in bankruptcy: In April and June of 2007, she wrote one for $20,000 to a charity, and another to an offshore Cook Island account for the “Taylor Family Trust.” Her attorney counters that any checks she wrote before, during, or after her marriage would have been irrelevant to Russell’s bankruptcy.

There were also other reported financial deals with Russell that Taylor could ultimately benefit from.

The couple had openly boasted socially about their partnership with actress Eva Longoria in the Hollywood restaurant Beso, describing their ownership variously as either one-third or a controlling 51 percent. (People with access to the legal and investment papers on Beso tell The Daily Beast, “There were over 60 investors in the restaurant. Taylor Armstrong is listed as having put in $11,000, which would give her about a 2 percent interest—that’s all.”) Taylor’s lawyer says her original interest has been significantly diluted as other investors have come onboard.

On an early episode of Real Housewives, Russell is seen speaking to Taylor about a $10 million investment he made in the film company of an Academy Award-winning director, a deal that sounded as though it could reap a tidy profit.

And two of Russell’s former business associates, including Tom Crosswhite, said Russell told them not long ago that he had cemented a huge deal with an unidentified Texas family that gave him $200 million—“Vegas money,” Russell called it—that they wanted Russell to invest for them at a hefty commission. 

If any of these claims of lucrative deals are true, the couple came through Russell’s bankruptcy with flying colors.

And according to the report Russell also took investment money from a divorcee who is now needing that cash, but apparently it was used for Chankla’s play money:

Russell apparently didn’t always target the ultrarich. Buried in the middle of the newly filed MMR lawsuit is the name of a 69-year-old divorcée from a suburb of Chicago, Ill., named Patricia Ann Vile. She was one of the trio of shareholders with claims that MMR says it recently located.

Vile dedicates her life to “repairing the world,” she said during one of several telephone conversations. Her non-profit, Volunteer Expeditions, arranges trips for Jewish congregations to help the needy in places like New Orleans and Jamaica. Vile said she was introduced to Russell Armstrong in late 2006 by a trusted friend, who said Russell’s investments were “extremely safe.” 

“I was in the middle of a divorce after a 43-year marriage … and I wanted to make a prudent investment, to leave a legacy for my adult children,” Vile said.  She would ultimately write three $10,000 checks to MyMedicalRecords.com. For two of those checks, she received MMR stock. 

Just a few weeks ago, after hearing Russell Armstrong was dead, Vile realized her missing investment was lost. She looked on the back of the last check she had written to MMR on June 5, 2007 and saw that someone had deposited it into a personal bank account.

Lorsch’s internal audit had already concluded that it was Russell’s handwriting and personal bank account.

The Daily Beast obtained documents that show the following. Vile wrote a $10,000 check to MMR; it was deposited two days later. Russell then wrote a check to Taylor for the same amount. On Russell’s check stub, dated June 7, he wrote, “For: Taylor Armstrong / FBO Russell Armstrong / Consulting (for) Patricia Vile.” And MMR, in its complaint, said that Russell deposited the check in the account of a separate company that he controlled, which utilized Taylor’s “services.”

Vile told The Daily Beast she never met nor employed Taylor Armstrong. And Taylor’s attorney confirms that his client has never heard of Vile.

“I’m not rich like these other investors,” Vile said. “This wasn’t funny-money to me. I need that money.”

In 2007, while still in bankruptcy, Russell joined the prestigious Tiger 21 Club in Beverly Hills, which has a $50,000 annual membership fee and requires a strict code that members prove a net worth of between $30 million and $40 million and substantiate it monthly. How was that membership possible unless Russell had that many millions? “That tells you there is no real bankruptcy, that there is money there…it’s still there,” Crosswhite said. Crosswhite was also invited to become a Tiger 21 member and attended a meeting with Russell before finally deciding the club’s iron-clad rules were too much. He declined to join.

Perhaps a better question: how could Tiger 21 Club money have gone unnoticed by the bankruptcy court? 

As with so much about the Armstrongs, truth and fiction have blurred.

 

I wonder if the investors are going to come after Chankla Face because she had her hands deep in this cookie jar and even if she tries to deny it the evidence is all over the place.

 

 

 

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, Shocking Photos Of Taylor Armstrong After Russell Beat The Crap Out Of Her

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Tomorrow Entertainment Tonight will be doing an exclusive investigation to find out what really went on in the Chankla Face-Russell marriage from hell. The pictures of Chankla Face’s beat up  face at the hands of Russell are also getting released. It looks like the pictures below belong to the violent beating Chankla took  from Russell one of those times she gave him lip and he put the brutal smack down on her resulting in Chankla Face having to visit the hospital and getting surgery with some sort of a metal plate that had to be inserted in her eyelid.

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies,Cash Strapped Taylor Armstrong Borrowing Money From Other Housewives Also Signs Book Deal That Will Include Pictures When Russell Beat Her Ass, Russell Armstrong’s Sister Threatens To Sue Her

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Ever since Russell committed suicide (and maybe even before that). Chankla Face has been short on money and besides being homeless and having to live with Kyle she is also having to borrow money from the other housewives to afford the Beverly Hills lifestyle. Yeah, well ya’ know what? Maybe her broke ass doesn’t belong in that lifestyle maybe she needs to go apply at Sonic’s in Kentucky somewhere, change her name and face again (she likes doing that anyway) and get out of the spotlight because at this moment ostrich size rotted eggs are coming to her full force and Kennedy is the one that has to go to school and deal with the mess that makes. Right now the kids in Kennedy’s school are probably too young to know what circus Kennedy’s mom belongs to, but give it a year or less and they will be fully informed thanks to their uncle the Internet and it’s not going to be fun.

Chankla Face has also gotten a tell all book deal where she will include pictures of the alleged ass-beatings at the hands of Russell to sell more copies and make more money. Seems that Chankla is trying to cash in on his death any way she can since Russell didn’t leave her a dime.

An insider Lisa told Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star’s book will be about domestic abuse, but desperate for money, a source reveals Taylor will be including the photos hoping it will boost sales.

“Taylor’s acting like she’s not trying to bank off Russell’s suicide, but by including photos of her injuries after he allegedly beat her, that’s exactly what she’ll be doing,” an insider told RadarOnline.com.

“It’s no secret that Taylor’s been strapped for cash since Russell died, and since she hasn’t received the advance on her book yet, a few of the Housewives have been helping her out financially.”

“Not only is Taylor going to write about her own personal experiences, but she wants to spotlight other celebrities who have been involved in domestic abuse situations.”

Russell’s sister Laurie Kelsoe, has threatened with suing Chankla if she goes ahead and talks shit about her brother in this book.

She told Hollywood Life:

“Taylor had better check with our family before writing any type of book disparaging my brother or she will get sued! She is ruthless and a gold-digger!” she tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.

“I thought she was mourning the loss of Russell, instead she is busy shopping around a book deal and shopping around her story to any media outlet who will pay her. It is so unethical! She said she never filed any police reports when my brother allegedly hit her because she wanted to protect their daughter Kennedy. Well obviously she doesn’t care about protecting Kennedy anymore. She is so desperate for fame and money, she will do and say whatever it takes.”

She adds, “If she says one thing about my brother and domestic violence, I will sue her for slander. None of her allegations have been proven. If she was abused and had to go to the hospital, the hospital will have records. I want to see these records!”

“Tell Taylor, her sister-in-law is going to write a book about psychological abuse and call it “A Hollywood Wannabe Turned Murderer!”

So I take it everyone is trying to cash in?

Thanks 808wave for the heads up!

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies New Season, Petty-Shit Festers While Tragedy Brews

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The new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hillbillies opened up with a somber note on  August 29th 2011, the day of Russell Armstrong’s funeral. To be honest I don’t even think I want to go into full recap mode because after what happened to Russell the whole Housewives franchise is now tainted. It’s the truth and it’s sad, I’m not saying it’s Bravo’s fault, but did Russell going on this show only amplified his problems? Did going on this show become a nightmare to this dude that started out with him agreeing to drop that Bravo hit of acid that Chankla peer pressured his ass to take while whispering in his ear “come on it will be fun!” meanwhile only thinking about the fun SHE  would have on this famewhoring roller-coaster of chaos, but NOT thinking about how Russell will freak out specially after the walls start to melt and there’s trails following your words until  it becomes a bad acid trip? I cannot think of any other way to describe it, but that’s how horrible it must be to be on a reality show.

Week after week ever since I started this blog (for fun) I have sat here and clowned on these housewives for everything and anything that I found ridiculous, especially their blatant insistence that their faux wealth makes them untouchable from our consistent trail of banter festivals, and when their faux-fronts crumbled down I pointed out the obvious and went into full insane-clown mode while Y’all joined me in the mocking- marathons on these ho’s.

I always thought that once the cameras stopped rolling and these bitches closed their doors that their superiority complexes protected them from our various and colorful array of taunts and that the next season the clowns would just return with the circus that is Bravo to take more tomatoes to the face while they sit and try to look sophisticated on  the stage of their faux-reality.

But now that I see that a man is dead (who wasn’t even a housewife, but rather a casualty that happened to be dragged into this mess)  it makes me wonder if it is even right for all of us to watch these shows and point out all these people’s ridiculousness in all it’s embarrassing glory while they are going through serious mental problems and Bravo is exploiting them. I don’t want everyone to think I’m sitting here preaching from the morality soapbox (especially the crass, loudmouthed, gutter mouth bitch I am) but after this tragedy I feel disappointed at the way Bravo just went ahead with their  “Ok the show must go on” attitude and all they did was slap on a little segment of the housewives talking about Russell and their opinions on the possible reasons of why they think he offed himself. Of course those reasons revolve mainly around money and how in the “town” they live at broke assess with Hyundai Sonata budget and Rolls Royce taste have to put up a front which can put a lot of unnecessary pressure on someone like Kyle puts it. Yep, Russell was a little dog trying to hang with the big dogs, all  housewives and their husbands silently agreed with that.

This episode was mainly focused on Adrienne Maloof’s  awkward dinner party and Chankla Face’s marital problems, plus her efforts in visiting a therapist to help her and Russell fix their marriage, a marriage that we all now know how it ended and this makes the whole thing sad and very grim and it sucks all the funny out of the whole season, but I’m still going to try and make my recaps funny, maybe not this one, but the future ones at least because the least we could do is learn from all of this and everyone individually will figure out the lesson they can pull out of this train-wreckage.

While everyone sat down at the dinner party Adrienne flipped out on her husband Paul for some stupid ass reason, I guess she thought that by Paul fucking around and joking he was embarrassing her when in reality the more bitchy she became the more she looked like an ass. I was embarrassed for this poor rich bitch. I think the main problem is  that she keeps letting Paul try more face-lift experiments on her already stretched out strange looking-frozen mug, hence her new face this season, and Paul keeps screwing up these face-lift experiments making her look more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr so this bitch keeps getting angrier and angrier at Dr. Frankenstein and that’s why she keeps getting more and more irritable with him.   I can see in my crystal ball that Adrienne and Paul are the next motherfuckers to get a divorce. Adrienne admits that her husband gets in her last nerve and that they can stand each other only in small doses. Sounds like Adrienne is ready to trade Paul in for a younger model since she is the suga-mama with the money in this relationshit (misspelled on purpose).

After Adrienne, managed to make everyone uncomfortable at this dinner party,  Chankla Face starts talking about Russell and how she is having difficulty in her marriage and is dragging Russell to therapy. While Chankla yaps away Lisa’s husband Ken jumps in to put in his 2cents and tells Chankla that therapy is for weak people. So he pretty much implies that Chankla and Russell are pussies for going to therapy, Chankla believes  his crazy ass is the one that really needs therapy because he sits there carrying a fucking dressed dog all day and bragging about how the dog is so good looking and dresses so nice other dogs are jealous of it, but Chankla doesn’t say that and just thinks it so instead she runs to the bathroom and cries to Kyle after getting offended at Ken’s comment and Ken gets offended at Kyle when she jumps in defending Chankla Face and instructs her to NOT use the word “offended” when she describes Chankla’s reaction.  So he then instructs the bitch to use the word “upset” instead. Lisa VanderDump is pissed off that Chankla Face is trying to manipulate Kyle to fight her battles and turn her against the VanderDumps she also calls Chankla a liar. And Lisa is absolutely right! Chankla Face is intimidated by the VanderDump bitch because not only can this bitch crush her with her wallet she can see through her bullshit and Chankla knows it.

The pettiness continues when Chankla Face returns from the bathroom and gets confronted for being a bitch and a manipulator. Suddenly Lisa decides she is done and comes up with the lamest excuse ever invented in the history of mankind, for abruptly leaving a dinner party and blurts out “I gotta pick up someone from the airport” I don’t even know why she even said that shit because everyone already KNEW why they where leaving. All this petty bullshit seems so insignificant and stupid compared to what was coming in the months ahead as Russell prepared to live his final days in this reality TV fishbowl. How did Alison Dubois and her magical cigarette not predict this outcome?

Sorry maybe the next recap I do won’t be so grim!

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Russell Armstrong’s Family Believes He Was Murdered, More On Taylor Armstrong’s Lesbian Fling With Fernanda Rocha

 

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Taylor Armstrong’s grieving family-in-law are looking for answers on Russell’s suicide. According to Russell Armstrong’s family they are NOT so convinced that Russell took his own life and since it looks like they may not be able to sue Bravo to blame them for Russell’s suicide  they are now looking for someone else to blame and are hiring a private investigator to find out if Russell was murdered. I’m waiting for them to blame Chankla Face for murder accompliced by Bravo for ratings.

From TMZ:

Russell Armstrong‘s family isn’t buying suicide as the cause of death … they believe he was murdered, and they’re putting a private dick on the case.

Although the L.A. County Coroner ruled Russell’s death was a suicide by hanging, sources close to the situation say the family is convinced … Russell’s money problems caused him to get involved “with the wrong people.”  They believe Russell may have screwed someone over out of desperation and that person or persons retaliated by killing him.

We’re told the family is in the process of hiring a private investigator.

Update the Coroner believes Russell killed himself and no evidence of drugs or alcohol were found in his body. Read the rest…

Also more juicy details regarding Chankla Face’s and Fernanda’s little hook-up. According to The National Enquirer these two bitches were seeing smooching and touching on each other under the table while the pair partied at a Newport Beach, Calif., fashion show. They were also said to leave together in Fernanda’s truck and were making out before driving away.

From The National Enquirer:

The two were spotted dirty dancing and kissing passionately at a Newport Beach, Calif., fashion show Taylor co-hosted on Aug. 11.
 
Fernanda, who is openly gay, is a personal trainer to several of the “Orange County” housewives and has appeared on several “RHOC” episodes. Sources say she and Taylor hit it off immediately after meeting at a Beverly Hills charity event in June.
 
“They were physically attracted to each oth­er, but Taylor was still working on saving her mar­riage to Russell at the time,” said an insider. “And Fernanda didn’t want any part of breaking up their marriage.”
 
The women exchanged numbers and texted back and forth over the next few weeks, but Taylor never mentioned that she was divorcing Russell. She finally filed on July 15, then ran into Fernanda at the August fashion show.
 
“Taylor and Fernanda were batting their eyes at each other all night long,” said the insider. “And after Taylor’s hosting duties were over, the two hit the dance floor.
 
“They were dirty dancingand bumping and grinding, and neither seemed to care who saw them.”
 
Later in the evening, Taylor, Fernanda, fellow “Orange County” housewife Peggy Tanous – Taylor’s event co-host – and a few others went to the exclusive Mastro’s Ocean Club in Newport Beach to continue the party.
 
“Taylor and Fernanda sat together at the restaurant and were grabbing each other under the table all night long,” revealed the insider. “They were whispering in each other’s ear and giggling, only paying attention to each other.”
 
According to the source, the women left the restaurant holding hands and got into Fernanda’s Lexus SUV, where they kissed passionately for several minutes before drivingoff to The Quiet Woman, another restaurant in nearby Corona del Mar.
 
They practically closed down the restaurant,” said the insider. “After a lot more groping and kissing, Fernanda drove Taylor back to her car.”

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Chankla Face Gets Screwed Out Of Life Insurance, Is The Coroner A Fan Of Housewives?

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Looks like Chankla Face will have to start applying for government cheese and digging in the trash cans of the Bev Hill’s hood she is squatting at, in order to collect some much needed spare change so her and her daughter Kennedy can survive. Apparently not only did Russell Armstrong Not leave Chankla and Kennedy any money he also DID NOT make Chankla the beneficiary of his life insurance policy (which surprisingly included a payout even if the insurer offed himself!). Russell instead made his son from a previous marriage THE SOLE beneficiary. And he left Chankla and Kennedy NADA! One last fuck you Chankla bitch from beyond the grave.

From Radaronline:

Aiden Armstrong, Russell’s son, from his first marriage to Barbara Fredrickson, is believed to be the sole beneficiary of the policy.

Suicide is covered on some life insurance policies, and as long as the policy was taken out two years plus before the date of the suicide, and the premiums were paid and up to date, the beneficiary is entitled to the full amount of agreed payout.

“Aiden’s mom, is trying to locate the documentation about Russell’s life insurance policy. Barbara believes that there was a policy that named her son as the sole beneficiary at the time of Russell’s suicide,” the source reveals.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Taylor is struggling with finances.

Despite the image they portrayed of a rich and successful Beverly Hills couple, Russell and Taylor Armstrong’s finances were in dire straits before his sudden death, and they haven’t improved since.

If his ex-wife is looking for those documents and doesn’t know where they are at and Chankla knows she can kiss them goodbye. Because Chankla will make sure the ex-wife DOES NOT find them aaand I bet Chankla will find some shady way to make the beneficiary Kennedy or herself.

Chankla is also said to have been working on a book before Russell’s death and now that this happened she doesn’t know what to do. Bitch can still writte a book about how her faux-rich lifestyle was a bunch of bullshit and name the book: “East L.A. Budget With 90210 Taste”.

Also as everyone already knows Chankla Face pissed Russell’s family off to hell and back and in every way possible that even Russell’s 88 year old grandma accused Chankla of NOT inviting them to the funeral and taking Russell’s keys, cell phone and wallet when they found his dead body which made the coroner questionable and so that was the reason he paid her a visit. However, it seems that Chankla passed the twenty questions and there is a rumor the coroner is a fan of the show so he wanted to visit Chankla himself so he can meet her horse-ass, jumbo size, cotton candy, sucking lips  in the flesh.

Thanks 808wave for the link!

Real Housewives Of Beverlyhillbillies, Some Celeb Assistant Claims He Had Gay-Love With Russell Armstrong!

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Russell’s ashes are still warm  from the oven where his corpse was cremated and the ever-faithful and scandalous National Enquirer is already claiming to have one of Russell Armstrong’s gay lovers telling them all about their steamy gay love hook ups.

Some celeb-assistant that does NOT want to be named is claiming him and Russell carried on a secret gay love affair for OVER A YEAR behind Chankla Face’s back, and celeb-assistant claims he spotted Russell’s gayness from eighteen yards with his super-duper gay-dar a special kind of gay-dar only gay guys get: “I could tell Russell was gay from the get-go,” he told the National Enquirer. Celeb-assistant dude also claims that him and Russell were in luuuve: “I was in love with Russell”.

So wait a minute? They are telling us that Chankla is gay or bi humping on Fernanda and Russell was gay or bi humping on celeb-assistant dude?

Sounds like Russell and Chankla needed to clean out their closets. A LOT! That is if these rumors are true. What da’ ya bitches thank?

Thanks 808wave for the link.

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