After NeNe’s son Bryson crashed his truck NeNe goes out and buys him a brand new used cherried-up clunker at her now married ex-John’s used car lot. NeNe gets a good deal from her ex-boyfriend and is very happy writing the check for the vehicle. Those lap dances her ex got from her back in the day when they were dating (wink, wink) came in handy. I bet her ex-boyfriend’s wife wasn’t too happy when she seen the footage and NeNe flirting with her husband. So much for close your legs to married men.
Sheree is visiting her pocket gay Lawrence who happens to be recording a heavy metal riff in Kandi’s studio. And he sounds damn good too for a mosh-pit band. Sheree brings up to Lawrence how that snake NeNe stole her client or some shit like that. Sheree is jealous that the only reason NeNe got on Celebrity Aprentice was to play the “Irate, crazy-bitch” because Sheree wanted that part.
Cynthia is opening up a modeling school Tyra Banks style and is meeting with Miss J who is there to inspect the high-heeled, street-walking, merchandise that’s showing up.
Phaedra is throwing her great aunt the bestests most fabtackiest funeral in Atlanta, complete with a marching band and top hats and horses, carriages and fire breathing midgets. Phaedra’s chones get wet when she finds out the funeral director won’t be able to conduct this funeral so it is up to Phaedra to save the day. Phaedra is tickled pink that she gets to play funeral director because this chick is really is a closet- goth who loves the idea of death and plans funerals as a hobby. Phaedra is so ecstatic that she says she has found her calling and wants to become a full time funeral director and open up her own funeral home because she “can’t wait to get her hands on a body” she also can’t wait for the next person who drops dead and ends up at her funeral home “as long as their insurance policy is enforced.”
Kandi is releasing a line of dildos that sing Kandi music while in use. But she doesn’t want to seem too hoochie so she dresses like she is going to church with her little white virgin top. Sheree and Phaedra meet Kandi at the adult store where a very enthusiastic salesman gets a boner out of helping the ladies pick out a humping-pillow of some sort. He was so enthusiastic, helpful and willing to demonstrate how the humping-pillow is used that he asked for a volunteer. Phaedra gladly accepted and the salesman gladly demonstrated the proper use of the pillow with Phaedra as his assistant. After that, he assisted the women on the proper use of some of the other sex toys and sex furniture in the back of the store while the 3 women volunteered and he was loving that shit because they all had a good time in the back of that store.
The pregger Kimster is crying for her snacks and has her assistant Sweetie and her two daughters fetching her baked ziti with jalapenos, and a giant diet coke all cooked in a gold platter in the microwave. (Even the diet Coke!) After she stuffs her face, she throws the platter at Sweetie who cooked the food in the microwave in that non-microwaveable, gold platter just to piss-off Kim and to see if the platter would explode in the microwave because Sweetie thought that shit would be funny.
NeNe is meeting Sheree for a public, let-it-all-fart-out, bitch slap fest at a restaurant. When NeNe shows up to the restaurant all shit goes ghetto (after her ass sat there saying she was going to have a ‘grown-up’ conversation, riiight!) Sheree is accusing NeNe of stealing a John client named Tyrone from her pocket and going behind Sheree’s back to have this client book NeNe for his gig instead of Sheree.
NeNe blames the fuck up on that dudes assistant. And then, NeNe gets all nervous because she got caught lying red-handed on camera, so she jumps on the table and starts yelling I’M RICH BITCH! To cause more confusion and not get more caught than she already did NeNe gets Diana (who is supposedly Tyrone’s assistant and the one that screwed up according to NeNe) on the phone and puts her on speaker phone and is yelling at the same time Sheree gets Tyrone on the phone and is on speaker yelling also. I don’t think either Tyrone or his badly paid assistant knew what the hell was going on. If I were Tyrone I would of told both heifers to fuck off and NOT hire either of them for ANYTHING EVER and then I would of deleted their phone numbers and told them to lose my number.
Anyway back to the smackdown NeNe tells Sheree that while she is wiping her arse with “Trump Checks” Sheree is losing her house, getting her car repoed and selling her lawn mower on the corner to get thirty five dollars to pay for lunch. NeNe sees that Sheree SheMan ain’t backing down so she walks out of the restaurant mumbling something about putting Sheree in the emergency room and trying to avoid that shit so she walks to her car.
Sheree proceeds to chase NeNe out of the restaurant (Kim G style) while yelling ghetto shit at NeNe about NeNe’s car GETTING REPOED AT THE HOME DEPOT! And some shit about how NeNe has rotted hillbilly teeth and had to get 50k worth of dentures to fix that shit and back in the day she couldn’t afford that or designer clothes. Sheree also says that she is too “classy” to whoop NeNe’s assy in the restaurant, but she will gladly woop her ass in the alley like a true “classy” lady of classiness that she is.
Like my reader Lizzie posted this fool is at it again! Since his last venue got shut down for being a scam and playing people dirty, Cynthia’s husband Peter Thomas just had to run out and start running another scam another business again. Maybe his ass will pay people this time but I doubt it, since he sounds all chaotic and not like someone who is together enough to handle a successful business. Look how he ran the last restaurant into the ground. What I am wondering is, how is he gonna find people to work for him when he apparently already pissed everyone off in that town and never mind finding peons to pour wine what about patrons? Did this dipshit open the restaurant in another state? Because when people find out who owns the new restaurant how the fuck are they going to be willing to visit his new venue and give him any business ? If all the previous reports are true about Peter running a scam will these people really want to get robbed and bullied again by this prick and his thugs?
Here are some snapshots of the event, NeNe Leakes was in attendance hosting the grand opening while Peter ran a new scam and changed the prices on the wine:
Once upon a time back in 2005, when She-Man Sheree was married to her NFL star husband Bob Whitfield . She suspected he was having some hot Sancha action going on. So instead of calling that show Cheaters (which I think it’s free in exchange of embarrasing you on national TV)to investigate and bust his ass, she called a private investigator whom she pissed off ,by not paying him more than 28k. Now this private investigator is pissed off and trying to garnish She-Man’s wages from the show. He recently send a pissed-off, give me my money-bitch, letter to Bravo. Click here for the Letter .
Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Sheree Whitfield is accused of screwing over the one person you probably don’t wanna mess with — her private detective — and now the dude is out for revenge.Sheree hired a private investigator named Dwayne Alexander back in 2005 to dig up dirt on her then-husband, ex-NFL star Bob Whitfield — but according to a court order obtained by TMZ … she still owes him $28,858.93 for snooping services and interest.
Now, Alexander’s gone way over her head to get the money, firing off a letter to Bravo – the network behind “Housewives” — claiming he plans to garnish Sheree’s wages from the show to settle the debt once and for all.
Sheree’s lawyer claims Alexander’s judgment is “void” — telling us, dude “has no idea what he’s doing in a court of law and what he’s trying to do is improper.”
She-Man Sheree Whitfield got her shit repossessed after stiffing her lawyers out of $110k . So the Sheriff’s came and took her Aston Martin away. Sheree says she don’t give a fuck because she is just gonna go and buy a brand new shinny bus pass.
The people behind the seizure are Whitfield’s former divorce lawyer, who sued the reality star — and won — after she stiffed them out of more than $110,000 in legal fees.
A rep for the lawyer tells TMZ they still haven’t received the money — so this weekend, they had the local sheriff’s department snatch the car up as payment.
So now Sheree’s short one husband … AND one Aston Martin.
Sheree tells TMZ she thinks the judgment against her is unfair — but adds, “It’s okay, it’s a car, I’ll get another one.”
Sheree Whitfield’s recent date who was sporting the reverse mohawk, on the last Real House Ho’s of Atlanta was not really a psychiatrist but perhaps some paid actor that maybe Bravo paid to pose as her date? Sounds about right since no man in their right mind would want to date Donkey with a wig Sheree.
That bitch must be a nightmare for any man to deal with . Specially since she has more testosterone in her roid injected biceps than the whole WWF Federation during training season. It’s true. Ask her ex, he probly’ got his ass knocked around a few times by tranny ass Sheree’s powerful fists, for using her special shaving cream that she kept stashed to shave her chest and ass hair. Bitch looks like Donkey from Shrek on roids. Here’s the original article my reader emr3857 send me:
Dr. Ti-Ye Muhammad, who spent a good portion of the televised part of his date on “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” with Sheree Whitfield telling her how real he is, is as much a doctor as she is a designer. And he might not have ever been exposed if he wasn’t such an attention whore.her ex-hubby’s paperinto eHarmony or Match.com. She might come away with something a little more real. Of course, there’s a chance we could see this thing continue to develop on the show.
While Sheree was hating on her psychologist would-be-boo’s choice of a date venue and the rest of us were tickled by the sunroof in his afro, a couple of people recognized Dr. Ti-Ye as the fraud that he is.
In 2005, Ti-Ye was one of the “professors” on TBS’ reality TV remix of Gilligan’s Island. And the media went looking into his credentials.
Muhammad, 35, says he’s a doctor, but he didn’t earn a Ph.D. in psychology at the school from which he has said he graduated, school records show. In fact, he attended Southern Illinois University for just one semester as an unspecified graduate student, said SIU spokesman Tom Woolf.
Muhammad said he left Clark Atlanta, where he was an associate professor in the psychology department for four years, because he wasn’t paid enough and he “no longer felt that spark” from teaching. School officials said he left after they discovered his credentials were bogus.
Muhammad said that in 1999 he founded a nonprofit organization called “Man II Man Inc., ” which his Web site states is “dedicated to uplifting, motivating and educating inner city youth.” Actually, the organization is a for-profit company, said Cara Hodgson of the secretary of state’s office.
Muhammad said he had not “filed the paperwork” to make the corporation nonprofit. “I’m still forming the board of directors, ” he said. On Tuesday, the Web site was changed to describe the organization as “community-based, ” rather than nonprofit.
What’s funny is, at that point, Muhammad had pulled off his act for years. He was a relationship expert on The Ricky Lake Show, made regular appearances on Atlanta’s Hot 107.9 (WHTA-FM) as “The Love Doctor,” did speaking engagements, was quoted in Essence, taught, mentored the youths, all that.
Then he decided he wanted to be a celebrity more. In one interview, Ti-Ye said the reason he quit teaching at Clark-Atlanta was to pursue his career as a model/actor. He’s also an author. And a poet. And clearly still playing a doctor on TV.
Maybe Sheree should invest some of her ex-hubby’s paper into eHarmony or Match.com. She might come away with something a little more real. Of course, there’s a chance we could see this thing continue to develop on the show.
In the meantime, enjoy the many faces of “Doctor” Ti-Ye Muhammad.
The Real House Skank’s of Atlanta are going to be special guest on Ghost Hunters. I was watching Ghost Hunters International on Wed and I saw the preview clips of NeNe and Kim being introduced to Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson from Ghost Hunters.
Check this out:
SYFY’S GHOST HUNTERS GET REAL IN ATLANTA
BRAVO’S THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA JOIN THE GHOST HUNTERS FOR ONE EVENING ONLY AS SPECIAL GUEST INVESTIGATORS
Los Angeles, California – July 30, 2010 – Ghost Hunters, Syfy’s hugely successful reality series, has announced a trio of special guest investigators. Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are on the case at the historic Rhodes Hall in Atlanta, GA as they join Jason, Grant and the rest of the team for an unforgettable investigation. The episode is slated to air on Syfy this fall.
Since the series debuted in 2004, viewers have flocked to Syfy on Wednesday nights at 9pm to catch the latest hair-raising cases from the files of TAPS (The Atlantic Paranormal Society), led by Rhode Island plumbers Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson. The first half of season six (airing spring 2010), averaged a 1.9 Household rating, 2.6 million total viewers, 1.6 million Adults 18-49 and 1.6 million Adults 25-54. Its spin-off series, Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy, have continued to cement the Ghost Hunters brand as the top paranormal franchise in cable.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta is an up-close and personal look at fabulous women from Atlanta’s social elite as they juggle their burgeoning careers and busy home lives with the whirl of the south’s hottest city. These driven and ambitious women prove that they’re not just “housewives,” but entrepreneurs, doting mothers and feisty southern women.
Ghost Hunters, Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy are produced in association with Craig Piligian’s Pilgrim Films and Television (Dirty Jobs, The Ultimate Fighter, My Fair Wedding). Piligian and Thomas Thayer, along with Rob Katz and Alan David, serve as executive producers.
Syfy is a media destination for imagination-based entertainment. With year round acclaimed original series, events, blockbuster movies, classic science fiction and fantasy programming, a dynamic Web site (www.Syfy.com), and a portfolio of adjacent business (Syfy Ventures), Syfy is a passport to limitless possibilities. Originally launched in 1992 as Sci Fi Channel, and currently in 96 million homes, Syfy is a network of NBC Universal, one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies. (Syfy. Imagine greater.)
HA HA HA!! Social, elite, ambitious? Whoever wrote that above article is not familiar with the housewives and their low rent, gold digging , whoring, broke ass, shenanigangs! I can’t wait to watch this coming up episode of Ghost Hunters.
What is this I hear? Am I dreaming? I found a couple of articles that Ghost Hunters will be investigating Rhode’s Hall, aka the ‘castle on Peachtree Street’ with the Real Housewives of Atlanta in tow? WHAAAA? Could this be true? Are my 2 favorite shows crossing-over? If this is true I thank the Reality TV Goddess for hearing my prayers! Amen. Yeah ,Yeah, can’t wait!
I can just see NeNe, Kim and Sheree bickering and bitch slapping each other Three Stooges style and disrupting everything. And finally screaming and running in their high heels from the ghost while Jason and Grant chase after them yelling for not completing the investigation. NeNe is probably gonna be elboing people out of her way with her huge Amazonian arms while she runs in horror trying to get away from the ghost. That Bitch is gonna shit herself.Kim Zolciak’s wig may get more possessed by the spirits of evil ghost and finally take a bite off Kim’s non existent brain.
I feel sorry for Jason, Grant , Steve and the rest of the TAPS crew and not to mention the poor unfortunate ghost that are gonna have to put up with the likes of these demented bitches and their wig snatching ghetto shenanigans.
SyFy released a press release today to promote the upcoming crossover between the two cable reality show giants, The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Ghost Hunters, which will air later this fall. Original Ghost HuntersJason Hawes and Grant Wilsonwill be joined by Atlanta Housewives NeNe Leakes, Kim Zolciak, and Sheree Whitfieldas they ‘investigate’ Rhode’s Hall, aka the ‘castle on Peachtree Street’ for a crossover event that is bound to draw in ratings as well as possibly a million laugh attacks across the nation.
While I normally don’t condone the tomfoolery that is Ghost Hunters, I will most definitely be watching this comedy caper when it airs in the fall. Having NeNe, Kim, and Sheree run from ghosts while looking ‘flawless’ (with their “eyes popping and lips busting”, mind you) warrants a good laugh or a hundred. We will keep you updated about this epic crossover here on TVOvermind.
What do you guys think? Will the ATL girls be scared out their weaves? Or will they scare the ghosts instead?
This is awesome news I feel like I just won the lottery!
What do you Bitches think of this possible crossover episode?
Kim Zolciak has been recently spotted with a new suga papa named Thomas Kramer. He is rumored to be the replacement of the famous Big Poppa. This guy is said to be a very rich bastard that can afford Kim’s goldigger super expensive monthly fee. And he also suffers from Attention Whore Personality Disorder just like all the housewives, because he’s been trying to get on a reality show for some time and since Kim can hook him up with camera time to feed his famewhoring urges it sounds like they’re perfect for each other :
Has Kim Zolciak found her new sugar daddy on Star Island? The Real Housewives of Atlanta character is no stranger to Miami men–or women, having allegedly hooked up with DJ Tracy Young several months ago. And while that opportunity relationship didn’t quite work out, Zolciak was reportedly on and off with her original benefactor, married Atlanta real estate mogul, Lee Najjar. Until now, perhaps. In town with some of her fellow castmates for the Mercedes Benz FashionWeek Swim shows (why, we have no idea and as far as we know there was no She by Sheree show scheduled), Zolciak spent some QT with perennial Miami Beach party man, Thomas Kramer, who feted the Atlanta housewives at his Star Island sprawl, a Chuck. E. Cheese of sorts for the rich and horny. The bon vivant, who’s also been trying to get into reality TV, would actually make an exceptional addition to Bravo’s Hotlanta Housewives franchise as well as to Zolciak’s bottom line, so don’t be surprised if we see Zolciak flipping her wig over him in the coming weeks. On Bravo or otherwise.
Depending on wich way you look at it .Maybe the night of the Posche Faux Fashion show Teresa should of not gonne out. Maybe Joe should of kept her locked up in her haunted marble mansion’s basement because as you can see it was a full moon that night and so Teresa turned into a wolf.
By this time Teresa had called over Joker Face to supposedly say ‘Hi’. Which we all know was a bunch of bullshit because she just wanted to taunt Joker Face and maybe smack her around a couple of times. Teresa is pretending to be nice and in a very casual insincere tone, brings up the famous table flipping nigh.”The night after I flipped the table… yoouu know I was pissed. I was like you know, let me make things better. You know,.. you know me, I’m like the sweetest person’ Joker Face looks at her and says ‘NO, I don’t know you that way’. Teresa tries unsucessfuly to convince Joker Face that she is a nice person and brings it up again and again. Joker Face knows she is being taunted. Because I bet this is not the first time someone she pissed the fuck off has taunted her just for shits and giggles.
Not even five seconds after Teresa has tried hard to convince Joker Face that she is a nice girl the temper she was trying hard to conceal with her shitty acting, is starting to boil and show . And her voice starts to get louder when she begins raising her voice at Joker Face saying: ‘You got me to that point…, no honey I kept my mouth shut…’ Then Joker Face got all pissed off because I guess in Jersey if you call someone ‘Honey’ then it really means you’re calling them ‘Coke- Whore’. And tells Teresa in her fakest New Joisey accent‘Don’t call me honey’. At this moment Teresa goes from zero to ghetto and answers :IS BITCH BETTER!?’. Joker Face then snaps at Teresa and says ‘Tha’ss a- fuck enough!…DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING ATTACK ME!..YOU THROW SOMETHING AT ME!’. It was downhill from there as the bitches kept yelling at each other. Joker Face threatens Teresa with pressing charges on her for throwing that table at her last season .
Teresa was sitting on that big arm chair arguing and yelling at Joker Face, swaying back and forth doing a ghetto-fabulous dancing type of choreographed move. Trying to look cute, like she was totally enjoying this yelling match. And Joker Face asks her ‘WHAT IS THAT GHETTO THING YOU’RE DOING?’ . Then Teresa stood up and got up in Joker Face’s mug right away. Her ghetto-fabulous moves had to be cranked up a few notches to show that bitch she meant binezz.
So her neck is still swaying back and forth and she throws in, the arm waiving and finger pointing move to increase the intimidation effect, and yells : I’M FROM PATTERSON ! DID YOU FORGET? Damn! Them some fighting words! Now I am not from the East Coast but for us West Coast Californios this must be the equivalent to telling someone in Los Angeles County: BITCH I’M FROM POMONA! Or if you are in Orange County: BITCH I’M FROM SANTA ANA! Or someone in Ventura County: BITCH I’M FROM OXNARD!. Yeap I get it. She grew up in the ghetto of Patterson,scrapping with the other Italian Cholas. AWESOME! All Teresa needed to do was take off her shoes and throw a shoe at that other bitch and she would be a Latina Chola. BEAUTIFUL!
Joker Face tells Teresa she knows Teresa is a hood rat and used to live in a ghetto ass house at the projects of Patterson. Teresa’s come back is that she now lives in a 5 millon dollar house. Is five million now? I thought that house was only like a little under 2 million? Joker Face then says the worst thing you could ever tell a fronter and yells : ‘I KNOW AND IT’S IN FORECLOSURE!’ During this whole time Teresa has been enjoying this little argument . It was like fun little banter . You know, the type of banter she grew up enjoying in Patterson with the other little Italian Cholitas. But when that bitch yelled the word ‘FORECLOSURE!’ And all hell broke loose.
Joker Face suddenly realized she should of not said that and just ran out of there, because that’s when Teresa got up to kick her ass. Kim G makes the MISTAKE to try and push Teresa to sit down on the chair. Bitch should know, you dont’t force a wolf woman on a full moon to sit down when she is about to chase down a beast. I’m surprise that Teresa didn’t punch Kim G. She just pushed her.
Joker Face likes to act all tough and threatens bitches, that she is gonna come a- knocking at their door and she won’t be alone and blah, blah, blah, but when some ghetto bitch that’s crazier than her, wants to knock her teeth out she runs like a little bitch and hides.
We all know Teresa was up to no good calling Joker Face to say ‘Hi’ .You know damn well she wanted to beat her ass and start some major drama blowout. But then again can you blame her? Everyone wants to beat that bitches ass. After she got the beast riled up, Teresa was like a cavewoman in chinchilla fur and high heels, with a club, chasing after a dinner beast yelling ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE BITCH!’.
Jacquie’s screechy little annoying voice hurls at Joker Face in Teresa’s defense: ’Danielle I read your court records !.. You beat somebody with a 9mm pistol!.’
Meanwhile Joker Face is running and demanding her body guard to keep Teresa away from her. The bodyguard is manhandling Joker Face because secretly he wants to beat her ass too. And Joker Face is yelling at him confused saying : ‘DON’T HOLD ME!’ and ‘I BROKE MY FUCKING HEEL!’ What kind of Walmart cheap hooker boots was that bitch wearing?
Bitches are jumping on Teresa two at a time and she is tossing them out of the way like rag dolls. She is knocking down and dragging bitches down the way to get to Joker Face yelling ‘COKE WHORE!’ , leaving a wake of pissed off injured bitches in her path. Including that one fat bitch that looks in the camera all pissed off holding her face and says ‘THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!’ I think Teresa punched her in the face to get her out of the way. By this time the full moon had turned Teresa into a full wolfwoman so they weren’t dealing with a regular woman anymore. She was unstoppable. (Click this link my reader Alex left and check out this pic of Teresa in the full moon)
The whole thing looked like a demented walking circus parade , complete with cameras and yelling hood rats ready to throw down. It was more out of control than anything they ever showed on Jerry Springer.
Joker Face ran and ran like a little bitch that’s been dishing it out since season one but can’t take it , when the other beast gets riled up ready to shove a cavemen club up her crusty ass. Joker Face ends up hiding behind the bushes crying . By this time she is using her acting skills crying uncontrollably and over the top well beyond what the situation calls for . She puts on an award winning performance trying to convince the audience that she is really frightened by Teresa . The bitch cries and cries while hiding in the bushes and says that she can’t breathe and other stupid shit like: ‘Get me out of here!..I’m gonna pass out!’
Kim G is trying to stop Teresa but Teresa insists: ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE!’. Yeap, you know that really hit a nerve with her, because this was back when her money problems started to show up and she is not happy with Joker Face calling her out on it.
Some large guy intercepts with Teresa preventing her from going outside to bitch slap the other skank and says to Teresa : ‘Show that you have class’ Something that just goes over Teresa’s head. Notice how the music has become very sinister now?
There’s a mosh pit of commotion inside with Teresa, Kim D, Jacqueline and all the other shit load of people in that clusterfuck telling Teresa to leave Joker Face alone. Teresa is of course NOT LISTENING.
Meanwhile Kim G has gone outside to check on Joker Face who keeps the crock tears coming and is now going into full- faux-convulsions and hysterics. Kim G smacks Joker Face and yells : ‘COME DOWN!!, ‘COME DOWN!!’ Because that really works.
Kim G is screaming at her driver ” ‘PUT HER IN THE CAR!’
Kim G’s driver and Joker Face’s new body guard are trying to help Joker Face to the car ,while she continues with her crying performance. They help her walk because she cries that one of her cheap ass hooker boots has a broken heel.
The sinister music continues playing and they focused the camera on Ashley who looks like she siphon some of the wolf men insanity from Teresa. Ashley is sneaking up to Joker Face.
While the 2 men where dragging Joker Face to her car Ashley sneaks up her little tubby hand between the 2 men and yanked Joker Face’s weave and yells ‘Who do you think you are?’ The whole thing lasted less than 2 seconds.And that was it. I was expecting some serious weave pulling. But it was just a little yank. Kinda like the time that Sheree was helping Kim Zolciak ‘adjust’ her road kill wig. Remember that shit? Joker Face of course has to cry and sob and get all hysterical like someone really stabbed her ass with a fork in the eye. Bitch please!
After that Ashley was standing there getting held back by Kim G and screaming like a psycho ass: ’LOVE AND LIGHT BITCH’
Ashley yells proudly : ‘I pulled her fucking weave off her hair!’
As Joker Face is walking to Kim G’s car with the 2 bodyguards , she is screaming: ‘Get me out a’ here!… ‘ She sees Teresa walking behind her and yells ‘ She is behind you!’. With that creepy music they were playing and Joker Face screaming ‘ She is behind!’ and Teresa walking normal not running just walking! That reminded me of one of the Friday the 13th movies. Remember Michael Myers would always be walking slow and at a normal pace and the poor dum-shit teenagers he would kill were always running scared and fast but somehow that fucktard Myers would always catch them and kill them anyways? That’s what this part reminded me off Joker Face was all walking fast almost running and Teresa was all walking slow but was gonna catch her anyways.
Back inside the ghetto ass country club is was just like the trailer park on Saturday night. Ashley is walking around proudly bragging that she pulled on Joker Face’s donkey hair extensions. Everyone inside is talking about it and Jacquie hears of it and is not happy. But she secretly is!
More award winning performance tears from Joker Face as she is uncontrollably crying her way into Kim G’s Bentley. Bitch is crying like if somebody died.
The big guy Harry who is Kim G’s driver is outside that Bentley guarding it. All he gives a shit about is that the Bentley doesn’t get scratched but he seems to have been enjoying this cat fight. Teresa approaches the Bentley and demands to speak to the ‘Bitch’. Harry is trying to keep Teresa away from that Bentley but, tells her in an admirable tone: ‘ You know, you’re like a gazelle, you’re fast.’ Then he pretty much high fives her. He secretly wanted Teresa to catch that ho’ and smack her around a couple times ’cause he had the misfortune of having to drive her demanding ass around for the last couple days while she drove him insane and she ain’t even his boss.
Harry stands his ground because he don’t need that Bentley messed up. The other body guard guy is mute but also stands there like a wall. Teresa continues her immature high schoolish attitude of wanting to keep taunting that bitch. Jacquie tries to get Teresa to leave that miserable bitch alone, but Teresa insist on taunting her and throws some childish fit saying that Harry will have to run her over with the Bentley because she refuses to move unless Joker Face comes out to box her.
Joker Face is in the car sobbing saying she knew this would happen. Well DUH! She repeats the affirmation and the cycle is just a self fulfilling prophesy she puts herself there. Kim G has decided to go out and shoot the shit with Jacqueline. Joker Face doesn’t like it because she knows Kim G will be badmouthing her. And Kim G bad mouths her just like she expected.
Ashley has now showed up by the Bentley hoping to get another piece of Joker Face’s weave. Jacquie yells at Ashley to go home. Ashley yells ‘I’m glad you pick Danielle over your own daughter’. And I’m glad she don’t see her mom is trying to prevent her ass from getting arrested but of course she doens’t see that.
Joker Face calls popo from Kim G’s Bentley. And says Yea hi, this is Danielle Staub’ Like they knew her. Bitch was talking like when you place your order for pizza withthe parlor down the street and they know you by name. And they did! Notice how she starts telling the 911 woman that she was attacked and she starts yelling at the woman with a demanding voice. The 911 dispatcher tells her :’Ma’am stop!’ . Cause she knows this bitch and wants her to shut up.
Suddenly the whole fiasco turned into an episode of cops. When the cops spoke to Jacqueline they told her they knew all about crazy ass Danielle. That bitch is always calling the police on all the boyfriends she has to kick out and all the people she fights with.
When popo shows up and Joker Face tells them what happened she is all yelling at the cop showing him her hair and crying. The cop was like ‘Yeah, whatever’. Then she even got all dramatic during her one on one video interview and walks away from it all dramatic and crying.
Even thought the cops showed up and everything.Nobody got arrested! Even crazy ass Teresa who was arguing with the cop refusing to tell him her name or give him ID. Cop was asking her ‘What is your name’ and Teresa was responding ‘fuck you motherfucker I don’t have to answer shit!’. That bitch reminded me like the crazy ho’s they show on cops when they show up for a domestic violence situation. It seemed like this was not the first time Teresa has been uncooperative with a police officer of the law . The way she behaved towards the cop was very telling like she has acted this way towards the cops many times before.
WTFuck is wrong with Teresa seriously? Doesn’t she see the cameras rolling ? The cops will know who the fuck she is . That was insane the mafia must have the police station on their payroll that’s why they didn’t arrest Teresa or Ashley. If it would of been anybody else in another town they would of being in the back of that cop car handcuffed.
The next morning Teresa and Jacquie go tell the God Mother about the fiasco that ended with 8 police cars. God Mother wasn’t very happy with it . When Jacqueline and Teresa are telling their version of the story they told it just the way that a child or pretteen would of being telling their mommie. What’s funny is the pettiness of it all. Caroline is looking at those two bitches like they’re stupid while they’re telling her their version of the story. She also lets them know that they gave Joker Face what she wanted. She is riiight!
Joker Face tells Chihuahua on crack Danny her exagerated version of what happened . She says that her neck was injured, Ashley pulled wads and wads of hair out of her head , she has a bald spot, she got whiplash maybe cancer from the pulling of the weave. Wow all that from a little hair pull that lasted less than 2 seconds. Did ya’ all notice how Danny looked like he just woke up? And so did Joker Face? UH HUM! Danny also says that if he would of gonne he would of being back in jail because he beats on women so he would of poped Teresa or Ashley in the mouth.
Joker Face cuts some hair from one of her daughters head, wich is way lighter than her own and states during her camera interview that Ashley pulled that hair out of her head.
Now that I look at Joe really well you know who he looks like? He looks like a combo of Dani Devito and Barney Ruble. I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THAT AND I’VE SEEN THIS FUCKER MANY TIMES!!!He is Barney Devito. That’s what I will refer to him as from now on. Barney Devito! Teresa tells her side of the story to her husband Barney Devito. She tells him in the most cutesy way how she was being the nicest girl that she is, how she was calling Joker Face ‘Honey’ and how that beast just started spitting poison on poor Teresa . When Teresa is telling Barney her side of the story he is losing interests and getting lost the funniest shit was when she mentions Kim G and he asks her “Who is Kim G? And Teresa says ‘The old lady!’ he answers : ‘Oh God!’.
When Teresa sees that Barney is getting impatient with her she brings up the fact that Joker Face yelled out that their mansion is in foreclosure an awkward quiet pause happens which tells us everything we need to know about them being broke. Then Barney Devito wonders why Teresa didn’t get arrested? And finally they do it on the pool table. EEEEWWWW!!!
Joker Face has some con artist chick called an ‘Energist’ that supposedly she pays to help her get rid of her bad Karma and evil energies. Whatever that chick is doing is not working so I suggest Joker Face get her money back. Joker Face has the nerve to give out Jacquies phone number to this so called ‘Energist’ who calls Jacquie late at night while she is stuck in her car in front of the ghetto neighborhood were the Posche store sits at. Jacquie totally disses this bitch and starts playing games on her Iphone while the “Energist’ tries to cleanse Jacquie’s energies and of course this does not work at all.
Ashley gets yelled at by her parents Jacquie and Chris for yanking on Joker Faces hair. And her parents get 27 ‘Whatevers’.
Was it right for Teresa to taunt the beast ? Was it rigth for Ashley to yank Joker Faces hair extensions? Was it right for Jacquie to yell at Joker Face about reading her court records ? The answer to all those shitty questions is a big fat NO. But was it Karma? YES! It was something that had to be done. It was Karma and Karma had to be repaid sometimes Karma is not pretty. Sometimes Karma sends another crazy angry unstable bitch to chase another mean crazy disturbing coke whore screaming out of a country club to hide in the bushes with a broken hooker stiletto. And then Karma sends another crazy bitch in training to yank that bitches hair just because it was funny.
Remember how Joker Face would sit there acting as if she is a bad ass bitch and ain’t scarreeed of anyone but when crazy ass Teresa and her crazy fur wearing cave woman fueled insanity chasing her ass with a club in her hand she is crying bloody murder.
Teresa is a hood rat with anger management problems. Joker Face is a bi-polar, insanity bitch who eventually wears out her welcome with everyone she comes across with by pissing them off. They both crazy and Ashley is following their fucked up foot steps. All these bitches have some many mental problems among them and for women their age and with the money they supposed to have or front to have,they are very unhappy people. They remind me of a pit of snakes and you don’t know which one is the most poisonous.
Why can’t any of these ho’s ever pay their bills on time? Queen of fronting Sheree Whitfield is getting sued by two separate attorneys for her ongoing divorce battle, for a total of $180,000.00 and is getting threatened with jail time. Well maybe if she goes to jail for this shit and Joker Face goes to jail for the same thing or for whatever, (I’m sure there’s something that ho’ could go to jail for!) they can find each other and finally find twisted, psychotic, love in each others arms and Kelly can join them too. Shit! It can be a threesome. EEWWWWW!!!
Teresa Giudice and her husband put their house up for sale and just 24 hours later Teresa Tweeted that her home was ‘Not for sale’. Later on the home was taken off the real state sites. I bet her and Joe are having a hard time letting go of that giant marble haunted mansion. I don’t blame them, It’s ridiculously awesome in a marbelous tacky way. I bet you can wonder around that house for days and not see your family. I bet when Teresa is pissed off at Joe she just hides in the other side of the house and vice-versa. Teresa and Joe were probably arguing or debating about putting the house up for sale and at the last minute decided not to, for one reason or another.
Skankarella Joker Face was ordered by the courts to put her home up for sale. Her scary freak show sex video came out yesterday. In other good news I think Joker Face’s sex tape will help the economy, specially the psychiatric and health industries. Imagine all the people that are gonna need therapy after watching that circus, sex- freak- show, that scary ass sucked up, crypt keeper looking thing is starring in, those people are gonna be scarred for life. THAT’S SCARY AND GROSS!
Oh yea, one more thing did ya’ all watch ‘Watch What Happens’ I hardly ever watch this show but last night’s after the RHONJ did ya’ all see Ramona when Andy asked her what she thought of Joker Face ass Danielle Staub? Was it my imagination? Or did she say that when she is at events where Joker Face is at and she is asked to be photographed with Joker Face , Ramona said something to the effect that she has nothing to do with Joker Face. I need to find that clip again because I want to hear that. Joker Face is the most vile of them all. WOW!
