Tareq Salahi was left broken hearted after Michaele jumped on the Journey bus , but then he farted out an amazing revenge idea involving Michaele’s funky ass belongings she left behind. Tareq recently  auctioned off all of Skeletor-Ass-Michaele shit such as furniture, bed linen, clothes, dirty panties over 50 bathrobes she stole from hotels across the nation and of course her wedding ring. From TMZ:

The laundry list of Michaele-inspired items will hit the auction block this Saturday on a website called 9021go.com — and Tareq tells TMZ, he hopes selling it all off “will help bring closure to this ridiculous situation I am in.”

As for how Michaele amassed such an expansive collection of bathrobes — Tareq tells us, “As soon as we arrived [at the hotels], Michaele would call housekeeping and demand a bath gown saying that there was one missing. So when we checked out we would not be charged for taking it.”

Tareq adds, “Looking back I know realize this is indicative of our relationship together, full of deceit, lies … and bathrobes.”

Some other items to hit the block — bed linen, clothes, furniture, and two original sculptures with a combined value of $3.3 million. And it’s all going to benefit charity. Everybody wins!

Unfortunately soon after Tareq came up with his incredible revenge idea he was slapped with a $4,395.05 tax lien by the IRS of course for taxes that he hasn’t paid since 2008.

Meanwhile his “groupie-slut” ex-wife has been living the life getting serenade by Neal on her birthday last week . She may not even need money famewhoring herself out these days since she turned down an recent offer for an interview last week when Michaele Salahi was invited to meet actress and comedian Savvy Brown in order to get punked, for entertainment purposes, but canceled at the last minute because she thinks everyone hates her (BOO HOO!!). Maybe she didn’t need the money? I don’t know?

Thanks to my reader Nikki for the inside gossip. Sorry I posted this late!

Bravo decided to say ‘fuck this shit!’ And canceled the Real Housewives of DC because their ass was putting America to sleep. Bravo is donating the reruns  to people with insomnia. This was the very first time in history that Bravo canceled a Real House Skank show. These DC skanks were just waaayyy too boring and unwatchable.

I remember watching the episodes and watching the clock. One episode I saw, I think it may of being the first one where that bitch that looks like a quarterback. Mary (see I don’t even remember their names) was taking pictures with all 37 of her children in a white pajama nightmare.  I remember I got tired and I did start to dose off. Now, at first I thought it was because of all the mandatory overtime they were making me take at my well paid slave job, and that is why I also didn’t even recap that series. But now, I think I was dosing off because those hos’ were boring. TOO BORING!

The only time I watch and pay attention more was, when those delusional Salamis were on. And when that uppity bitch what the hell was her head the Princess, Stacey. Yeah, that’s her. Called out  Cat Litter Ommaney on her bigoted comments. But other than that, all of them (except for the Salamis) where unwatchable. There was something just boring and uppity about them, and I love clowning on people that are uppity. But these bitches were  just more boring than uppity and bland on top of that nothing there, just blaaahhh. 

A  couple of weeks back Radaronline had leaked out the news that Bravo was canceling this crap and then Lynda Erkiletian, got all butt hurt and was out there denying that shit. Now she probably feels stupid because the show got canceled anyways.

Here’s what all the DC ho’s were Tweeting about getting the boot to the ass:

Stacie Turner – “The past 18 months has truly been an amazing adventure! Thanks so much for your support. The best is yet to come…….” she tweeted.

Mary Amons – “Bittersweet day, memorable fun ride w/ @catommanney @THErealLyndaDC @stacieturnerdc & the Bravo family! Exciting projects ahead! #staytuned,” .

Lynda Erkiletian –“we are too dignified ! LOL ..its not a bad thing! Xo L,”

Cat Ommaney –“So the milk was spilt,and we cried over it..(meow meow) and then the next show..mmm well thats going to be ‘creme de la creme’!!..”

Michaele Salahi says that the reason that the series was canceled was because these skanks decided to put up a fight with Bravo and refused to film with the Salamis. Here’s what queen of delusional, Michaele had to say to PEOPLE:

I sort of knew this was going to happen,” Salahi, famous for being accused of crashing the White House in November 2009 and stirring up her fellow cast mates, tells PEOPLE. “The other women didn’t want me back on the show, and [Bravo executive] Andy [Cohen] stood his ground and said there wouldn’t be a show without me on it. I’m grateful to him for that.” 

 Bravo said no Salami’s no show and pulled the plug. I for once believe that crazy bitch Michaele is telling the truth. I know Bravo doesn’t want to waste their time and ours putting boring ass bitches on that are carefully watching their steps, to make sure they don’t accidentally shart in front of the camera. That’s not what America wants, we want drama filled clown ass bitches, with psychotic, rabie infested, delusional tendencies, and no filters of the mouth. We need those bitches to make fun of. Or at least I do because I’m sick like that.

Thank God Bravo canceled that useless paint drying mess. Those bitches were booooorrrrriiiiinnnnggg! Sorry Bravo you fucked up. They didn’t even have a living walking Halloween prop named Mama Elsa to keep me awake or wanting to watch their crap show. But then again they’re probably going to cancel the Miami Lice bitches too, unless they bring in six Mama Elsa’s to pour their drunken heavy accented garbles of wisdom while wearing their fine night gowns out of the  cobweb vault of the 70s, and drinking wine out of a punch bowl in the middle of the day and calling dumb bitches “ignorant”  and “emotionally immature”.  As it should be. Reminds me of my own NaNa except without the corpse looking 20 pound head.

Yesterday it was reported all over the Internet that the Real Housewives of DC  got the boot to the ass. But today Real House Skank Of DC Lynda Erkiletian, is stating that those rumors are a bunch of bullshit and that the DC House Ho’s are in negotiations with Bravo and not canceled yet.

Here is the origninal article:

As we reported on Thursday (March 24), news that Bravo would not be renewing “The Real Housewives of DC” for a second season spread on the Internet. And even though the network clearly stated that it had not made a decision regarding the show’s Season 2, the reports continued. Now, one of the cast members wants to set the record straight.

 ”There’s no official announcement,” cast member Lynda Erkiletian tells Zap2it exclusively. “There’s no way. [Cast member Cat Ommanney] is going on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ on the 28th. One might wonder why [Andy Cohen is] having a DC housewife as a guest [if the show is canceled].”

“There’s negotiations taking place,” she adds. “And no decision has taken place. Whoever started the rumor was basically doing it for attention.” We spoke to Lynda further on the cancelation rumors, the talk of low ratings and the criticism that the cast just wasn’t exciting enough in Season 1.

 Who and for what reason would someone want to start the rumor that the show was canceled?

I think we certainly have people out there who like attention, thrive on it, make stuff up, and are habitual at it. So, my first thought was that a team who had something to gain, which is a firestorm, leaked it. I’m perfectly happy living my real life in the real world while negotiations are taking place.

 The article’s source says the show should be shooting by now. Is that true?

That’s not true. Basically, we’re four months on, four months of promoting and finalizing interviews, and that sort of thing, and normally four months off. And when you say we’re supposed to be filming right now, we’re obviously filming when we’re supposed to be filming. And if we’re not filming right now, that means we’re not supposed to be. It’s just craziness.

 How do you feel about the reports that your show failed in the ratings?

The thing that I really hated about what was going on yesterday was that people kept talking about the ratings. Our ratings were double, triple what Bravo had anticipated. Our ratings, basically as I heard it from Bravo and [the show's production company] Half Yard, we were only second to New Jersey as a freshman show. Our first episode had 1,700,000 or 1,600,000 viewers. Beverly Hills didn’t have that on their first episode. 

 So, the idea that people were saying we were terrible in the ratings? We weren’t. We exceeded everyone’s expectations. We knew that the [White House] incident may affect our viewership and some people wouldn’t want to watch. So, we came from a disadvantage and we managed to run over a million viewers for every single episode. I was very proud of our ratings considering the circumstances, but most importantly because we were a new show.

 Some viewers felt your season wasn’t entertaining enough. Why do you think they feel that way?

I think the reason that happened was we only had nine episodes and I believe that what occurred was that much that we had was posted on video, because Bravo had no choice but to showcase what led up to the White House incident. They had no choice, but to allow that to unfold. So, by tweaking two plus episodes, they cut a lot of material that would have shown people to be much more interesting than they were. It’s not that they’re not interesting, it’s that you can’t show a snippet of a story and not follow it to the end. In production, you have to follow it to the end.There were tons of material that Half Yard and Bravo just weren’t able to use primarily because everyone wanted an answer to the White House incident and Bravo had to give it to them. 

 If you were to go on to a second season, what can the viewers expect?

I think that there are some dynamic, incredible women in Washington and you merge women and Washington and you’ve got a great second season. And I hope the fans and the naysayers will give Washington the opportunity to really show itself for what it has. 

 Are you glad to hear that there’s still a chance DC will return?

Sooo is this mean that once the Famewhores of DC realized that if no Salahis no show, since they are all a bunch of boring skanks they  got worried that Bravo was gonna pull the plug on their famewhoring adventures and are now rethinking their decision  to refuse to film with the scandalous Salahi- Salamis. Sooo, now they are begging Bravo to bring back the show perhaps with the Salamis ? I guess we will have to watch what happens.