Teresa Giudice has been having some fucked up Karma kick her in the ass lately. First the truth came out about her 11 million dollar debt . A few days ago Teresa and Barney blasted back in an interview with InTouch magazine, by insisting that it was not their fault that they got into this 11 million dollar debt of biblical proportions. First Teresa says that she was ‘Humilliated’ and her and husband Barney Devito insists that Teresa was not aware of Barney’s business deals going wrong. But then her and Barney Devito. The geniuses that they are use the same breath to blame other people for their wild spending and at the same time brag about all the expensive shit they bought.
Barney Devito mainly blames his peasant tenants who didn’t pay him the rent on time causing his 11 million dollar fiasco : “It was tenants not paying rent, and it was a bad situation with my business partner,”. Teresa is still denying that there is an auction coming up. This woman doesn’t know when to quit even when she is going through a public bankruptcy humilliation.She inserts foot in mouth by bragging about all the shit that her and Barney bought that contributed to their monumental debt. Including lavish parties, expensive trips and $140K Maserati. Plus she brags on spending thousands of dollars on home furnishings and clothes for her daughters.
“My wedding was incredible,… My flowers cost $10,000, which was a lot of money ten years ago. My dress was around $10,000, my photographer, too.”
Teresa and Barney are now trying to say that Barney is going to be doing all the grocery shopping since Teresa seems incapable of handling that and he also says they are putting litmits on Teresa’s credit cards . (Really they still let her have credit cards? Even, after this shit-storm?) . They’re also trying to say that their girls will now be wearing hand me downs and that they learned their lesson yadi-yadi ya. We’ll see.
What’s next? These assholes are gonna write a book called “Coupon Clip Your Way Out Of An 11 Million Dollar Debt”? WTH?
Teresa has also been demanding more money from Bravo. Probably to make up for all the public constant clowning she has to deal with. I bet Dina is probably sitting at home thinking ‘See that’s why I quit’.
Barney Devito and Teresa also disputed to the same InTouch magazine of Barney cheating with some blond chick named Tara F or G. The report also states that it was written somewhere that Teresa and Barney slept in separate beds. Althought I don’t remember reading that anywhere.
And that’s not all. After word in the blogosphere got out that the whole Tara G was more than likely a figment of the Joker’s imagination going wild. Tara G Nephew seems to have come to life .Thanks to my reader ‘Trashlover’ for sending me the link to ‘Tara G Nephew’. Whom is suspected to be one of Joker Face’s borrowed split personalities. And check out these angry Tweets:
W-H-A-T in the most irritating screechy scream eva! No wonder Joe Joe wears earplugs!
T keeps saying I won’t hit her? Nothing like admitting u are an out of control #APESHITbiatch! No wonder JoeJoe doesn’t feel attacked w/me
TaTa4NowTweeps. T’s in Vegas and you know when the Cat is Away the Mice will Play! M-E-O-W!
FYI, I chose ‘G’ for Giudice and Nephew to drive T #APESHIT
Anyone else think T does not know DENIAL isn’t a river in Egypt!
On her Tweets she also talks smack to Joker Face. Making fun of her ‘Square tit’. But could this still be Joker Face just trying to throw us off? Well we will all just have to wait and watch what happens. I guess.
And here is the latest humilliation . Radaronline reported that Teresa and Barney hid 250K worth of assests from the courts and it all came out. The bankruptcy trustee overseeing the Giudice’s bankuptcy petition , got pissed off when she caught these 2 con artist lying on their assests. She said that the judge should not grant them shit because they bullshited them and lied about Teresa’s contract for 250K for her book “SkinnyItalian”, and didn’t list it as part of their assests. Here is the original article by Radaronline:
Their money woes just got a whole lot more serious. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe have been accused of hiding major assets from the United States Bankruptcy Court, and RadarOnline.com has the explosive legal document outlining the claim.
Roberta A. DeAngelis, the US Trustee overseeing the bankruptcy petition of Teresa and Joe Giudice, filed a Complaint Objecting To Discharge last Thursday. DeAngelis has requested Judge Morris Stern not grant the couple’s Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition because of the many “falsehoods” and omissions in their filing.
In the Complaint, DeAngelis accuses the couple of filing schedules and statements they knew were “not true and correct,” making numerous false oaths, making “false sworn testimony,” and not disclosing numerous substantial assets.
The Complaint even accuses the couple of presenting false income tax returns to the bankruptcy court!
The Complaint takes special note of the fact that Teresa signed a contract for $250,000 for her book “Skinny Italian” just one week before filing for bankruptcy but didn’t include that deal among her assets.
That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ . And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off, bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.
I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.
Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true!
Well folks, I have learned from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G. Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.
Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown. Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape “ Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.
Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.
Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?
Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:
In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).
When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.
“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”
Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.
“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.
“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”
She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen– “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”
But she isn’t sorry for screaming.
Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”
Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .
It seems that reality is smacking Teresa and Barney Devito in the face. Teresa is just now realizing that she bit on more than she can chew by going on the Real Housewives. Since everyone knows of her embarrassing business and now she is even thinking on not returning to the show.
“If she wasn’t on the show, this all would be much easier,”
“Everything would be settled by now, but because she is now famous everyone is using the situation to get press for themselves and humiliate her and her family. It’s honestly got to the point where she’s not sure if she wants to come back for another season.”
“Teresa is sick of everyone knowing all her private financial business,..She didn’t sign up to be on ‘Housewives’ so that everyone could look into her bank account. Millions of couples go through what they are going through, except no one knows about it. It’s just not fair.”
Seriously what the fuck did she think was gonna happen? Once you’re on a reality TV show you’re fair game and yes EVERYBODY is gonna know your business.If you fart the whole world is gonna hear it, and smell it too. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t be on TV pretending to be all kinds of mafia rich when it’s all smoke and mirrors and then get pissed off, once they find out you’re really a broke ass maxing out credit cards.
Seriously did this bitch not watch Tamra Barney on RHOC. Tamra Barney is the original Real Faux Housewife pretending to be all farting $20’s and shitting $100’s and the way that bitch was blowing money it sure made some people believe she was farting and shitting money. Then came all the other broke ass Faux housewives , Lynne Curtin, Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes. But in the end that house of bullshit credit cards came crashing down in flames for each of these ho’s and it was so loud that everyone on TV and the bloggosphere knew it. I guess history must repeat it self.
And since Teresa chose to be on TV trying to show off to everyone, this year it was her turn to look stupid. I bet her husband Barney Devito must be the one who is telling her to not go back on the show. Dumb ass! If you want privacy why the hell ya’ all go on a TV show and become a public Z-list figure?
Thanks to my reader Uwish for the heads up on this gossip!
Here is a picture of New House Slut of Orange County Peggy Tanous when she married her son. YEEE HAAA!!
The latest victim to join this trainwreck famewhoring show for my sick entertaiment Housewife to join the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County is none other than Peggy Tanous. Whoever the fuck she is. Bravo didn’t have to dig too deep under the gutter rocks to find this skank, since she is friends with Duck lips Alexis Bellino. Looks like they both are members of the Tijuana Fucked Up Plastic Surgery For Fugly Overdone Skanks Clinic.
When I first saw a picture of this ho’ I didn’t read the headline just looked at the picture and I thought to myself ‘Why are they letting Mia Farrow be the next housewife of OC? Bitch looks like Mia Farrow and Joker Face mated in the pits of Hell while Satan watched them at his birthday orgy and then one of them gave birth to a fucked up baby. What’s up with that plastic , I had too much battery acid injected in my face, look? She looks at least 13 years older than her husband with that clown ass face.
Also RadarOnline reported that, Tamra Barney will be appearing with her new boy-toy Eddie Judge. We will not have to see anymore of Simon. Thank God! That abusive fucker got in my nerves the last few episodes, that he even made me feel bad for Tamra. Maybe now that Tamra got herself a younger man she is happier with, she wont be as obnoxious. But then again it’s Tamra so I don’t expect much improvement from her.
Producers have inked a deal for the attractive blonde and her Internet entrepreneur husband Micah Tanous to join the existing cast, and we’ve learned that the husband and wife have already filmed some scenes for the new series.
Peggy Tanous is a friend of current OC housewife Alexis Bellino, and insiders have told RadarOnline.com that she’s “truthful and blunt – who always tell it the way it is.”
The new additions have already appeared in previous episodes of the popular reality TV show and producers are hoping that they prove to be popular with viewers.
RadarOnline.com has also learned that Simon Barney, estranged husband of Tamra Barney, will not be appearing in the new series.
But her new boyfriend, Eddie Judge, will be making some on-screen appearances in the new series because he has proved very easy to work with in the past.
Rumor has it that Lynne Curtin may of been booted out. I guess Bravo realized since her and Frank got evicted from their Faux-Fabulous life style and all the cards came crashing down when everyone found out what Real Broke Ass Fronters they really are. Filming them at their new home . In the trailer park . Wasn’t gonna work in trying to make the viewers believe her broke ass lived a plush life.
This new tramp thinks that being on this show is gonna be fun and everyone is gonna love her. I guess she doesn’t read the blogs! PENDEJA!
Well I guess we will just have to whatch what happens . And then I will decide if I like this new ho’ or not. In the words of the God Mother. ‘I don’t like you until I like you!’. Bitch!
Gretchen Rossi is now trying to become the next Juicy Couture. After the shenanigans she pulled with her makeup line and the whole Jeff Beitzel foundation ordeal. She is now launching some hand bag collection thing. Bitch needs to support Slade Slimey before he looks for another sugar mama.
Here is a picture of her swap meet pleather hand bags:
Alexis posted this picture of her and her daughter at the Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach on July 4th on her Facebook.
That’s the exclusive Balboa Bay Club pool in Newport Beach?
Cause that shit looks crowded and the grounds look rundown and unimpressive. Maybe is just the picture and Alexis being in it makes it look cheap and like she took a picture at the public swimming pool at the ghetto in Anaheim somewhere . Yeap, that’s what it is! It’s her in the picture that makes it look rundown, cheap and ghetto. Must be the 2 dollar whore in her. But at least there were a lot of eyewitnesses, witnessing their shenanigans.
These are some interesting comments I found while surfing around the net in different websites. Check out the comments on Jimbo Bellino and how he drunken flipped out at the country club the day of the pool mishap and was yelling at the lifeguards . According to some of these comments Jimbo went on an hour cursing hissy fit and after yelling at the lifeguards telling them he would get them fired he was escorted out of the country club. What an asshole! He cant say ‘thank you’ to the people that helped him gets his children out of the water.
Other interesting comments I found were apparently written by the ex-nannies . A while back someone posted a comment on my site here that sounded like it was an ex-Nannie but I can’t find the frikking comment. If any ex-employees or ex-nannies have some dirt in these two scumbags feel free to leave them here or email me at realfauxhousewives@yahoo.com
Check out the one were, someone says these 2 fucktards were out shopping the swap meet for their kids beds and dumb bitch was trying to cut in line pulling the ‘I’m a fucking star’ and ‘Don’t you know who I am’ card . However the sales person put Miss Holier Than Thou Tits on her place when she was told :Who the fuck are you? and go wait in line like everyone else. I thought these assholes were rich folk and would be shopping at some fancy furniture store not the swap meet. Maybe their turd ass is going broke now that they don’t carrie nannies and have to shop at the swap meet.
Now, I don’t know how many of these comments may or may not be true but , they seemed pretty interesting. And when you have multiple people placing similar comments on all the sites then there must be some true to them.There is also some older comments in there too, about Jimbo being a crook. Read the one where someone is mentioning that Lauri Peterson is coming back . I also heard a rumor from an inside of an inside scoop that they may try to get rid of Alexis and replacing her with Lauri . But who knows if that’s true or not so don’t hold me to it.
Check these out:
From actual witnesses who were there:
“Alexis and her husband were talking with friends by the pool and it kinda of seemed like Alexis had forgot about her children, they walked off to take shots of tequila and just left the stroller there.”
“she has been around” doesn’t come close to truth.. she played the back nine MANY times with Newport “clients”…. went a few rounds myself; less than round at Pelican though ..lol
That restaurant they used to own on PCH was a total dive. It was like trying to eat dinner in a bar. The only way he could get anybody to go there were all his “two for one coupons”. These two are beyond trash. To the person who said that they thought the babies were never in danger of drowning…what part of kids strapped into stroller, stroller rolls into pool, parents either drunk/high/both don’t you get? I would expect this of Octo Mom but I guess she is too “low life” to be gettig wasted at The Balboa Bay Club on the 4th.
we seen her at the Balboa bay club a few weeks ago and she seriously looked like a hoochie, little short boobs galore… and she is SUPER SKINNY in person
Had a lovely run in with these two Saturday morning at the OC Swap Meet… Trying to purchase beds for their girls from Kids Alley – 6+ people waiting before them and they tried to cut in with her using the “don’t you know who I am” card. Thank god for Kathy as she said of course I know who you are but there are others ahead of you and you’ll have to wait – “but im an OCHousewife, what about the publicity?”. Again Kathy was true to her customers and preferred none above the other –
The self affected way they acted and the superiority they tried to throw at others was gross and for all they “have” on the outside, it is very apparent that they have nothing within.
I’ve never even watched the show and am thankful to still have those brain cells intact
That happens because no nannies will last them like us, working three years with them, be them bad people, envious, hypocritical, lying,believe is right that they alone are the only ones, believe God …mistreated us, insulted and cheated and never paid us enough money …the poor children who will be suffering now, we’re not to defend ourselves
I’ve heard that they’re having money problems. Alexis probably fired the nannies so that hubby can pay for the nose job she desperately needs.
As someone who has had the displeasure of working with them both, they are phony and gross, and owe me and several other people a lot of money. He is a self-absorbed classless pig who is proud of his transvestite trophy wife. She is only with him for his money, which isn’t nearly as much as they’d like everyone to believe. They never watch their own kids, so I’m sure this unfortunate accident is because they forgot they had kids. She will leave him some day for someone else.
was there neither one of them were watching the kids in the stroller. Instead of being grateaful to the lifeguard he began yelling I’ll have you fired. Her fault are you nuts, ther your kids
I was two feet away and saw the whole ridiculous incident along with countless otherpeople! They both turned their back, walked away from the stroller and it plunged in the water. Another gentleman from NZ that was at the scene pulled one child out while the husband struggled with the other. The lifegaurd and the other guy pulled the stroller out of the water.Then Jim proceeded to scream at everyone there for letting the stroller go in, blaming everyone but himself. Screaming at the lifegaurd who was present and making a scene that lasted at least an hour. Shameful and discusting.
Horrible people.
It only gets worse. Alexis and her husband blamed the lifeguard for the accident. Jim was in a cursing tizzy. Alexis was looking upset about her wet cover-up. Ironically, neither parent was holding or comforting the children minutes after it happened. Even their family memberswere in a state of disbelief on both the poor parenting and the inability to accept accountability.
i was there and saw it happen. the husband was at the pool bar and didnt put thebrake on the stroller. he did NOT dive in. the life guard was trying to pull the stroller up and the people in the pool were pushing it out. then he came running up cusing EVERYONE out and was escorted off property of the private club. A*SHOLE!
Check out alexisbellino.com her story is total bs. Jim did not dive in and pull both girls out. I know the man who pulled one of the girls out and he handed the child to her, she should’ve remembered that! The lifegaurd was present as well, both girls were wailing and terrified.
Everything they both have said has been inconsistent. I, along with several people saw what happened, these two had their backs turned on their children. Thank God for everyone else around. How about some gratitude and thank you’s for the people that did help! And thanks for both girls being OK.
They is VERY accurate,I was not there personally(if I was I would b telling the “version”of the story)My mom and bro were BOTH there and witnessed her being at LEAST 10-20 ft. AWAY from the stroller,and JimSlob was not even around,he was by the bar…of course where else would u be when u have little girls to look after????According to what they had told me,AlexAss and Jimbo didn’t realize the stroller was gone until it was in the water.Only then did they go after the girls.The lifeguard did rescue one of the girls and Jim,the other one(like they claim).My bro saw it from a distance,but he knows what he saw,SHE WALKED AWY FROM HER BABIES!!!!!!!!(on a slope no less)They r ungrateful peices of lying shit!!!!!I havepleaded with my mom and bro to tell the TRUE story…they just don’t want to cause trouble,but they will if asked by official from the club.More and people will come forward and they will see whats what then.I don’t condem for having an “accident”,we r human.They should not lie about it though…..
A few years back I had to spend about 4 hours around this douche. I have never met anyone as empty and joyless (at least on the outside) as he is.. He was rude, arrogant, condescending, to the people around us and even to myself. His wife on the other hand was cool and hot as hell, but she has let herself fall victim to the typical OC trapppings, which is a shame because she has way more character and charisma than he does.. Sounds like both of them may be a bit too wrapped up in themselves to keep their kids safe which is a shame.. Just my .02, if they disagree, they can afford to hire an attorney
Alexis mother lived in my home town of Hannibal. Penny is a beautiful person with avery kind personality and well respected in our community, unlike her self absorb daughter. I don’t know who Alexis was hanging out with, but it sure wasn’t anyone I know, because we dress very stylish, wear make-up, and have a little botox now and then.
Well, it appears the original MORONS might be back on the show. Jim Bellino and GEORGE PETERSON are cut from the same cloth.
LAURI WARING PETERSON has a new Twitter page asking ppl what they would like to see if they were to make a come back on the OC Housewives. Stupid, stupid people who should have never parented children. Have the PETERSONS not seen what these shows have turned into? Did they forget the hatred they received after Lauri exploited her sons life on TV. Obviously, they are not concerned about EXPLOITING their minor children – AGAIN!! PETERSON must really be hurting for cash and just as desperate as LAURI to have their mugs back on the D-Listed screen. LOOSER WANNA BE’S!!!!
http://twitter.com/LaurifromRHOC
This guy Belino is a money cleaner to the max Margaritaville never really did any business and I remember the pool table place, it is in the worst possible location. This guy is a scumer all the way and I bet after the guys he turned on get out of Prison, he will get his.
Hope those poor kids are ok
I havelived in the OC since 1967 ….. I am a native …. I ‘ve partied with Jim on many occasions. He is a criminal just as the Feds found him. He gives OC it’s bad rap. He’s a big loser and he knows it. Hes nothing but a common criminal who was in the memorabilia business since day one….remember “Field of Dreams Jimbo” ? So sad you are now the laughing stock of the American public…right where you belong. You’re just another train wreck waiting to happen … can’t wait to watch brother …..I feel sorry for his bimbo wife….No Clue!!!!!
This guy “donated” a Babe Ruth ball to a charity auction and received a base price with the “excess” going to the charity. This happened AFTER he was convicted. The gentleman that purchased the ball for over $1000 had it authenticated, and it was deemed 100% FAKE. Sounds like a possible “parole violation”?
I know I talk a lot of shit about this ho’. But I am glad that her children are okay. Seriously. I would not wish the loss of a child on anyone that is a parents worst nightmare. But her and Jimblob need to learn to be humble and grateful to the lifeguards that helped them. Hopefully somewhere in her tiny brain one of her braincells lights up and she realizes that she has to pay attention to her children. But the way her and Jimbo act like they don’t want to take responsibility for their actions and be grateful their kids are fine I doubt it. And that is very sad.
Alexis Bellino is speaking up about the recent pool accident were her two children nearly drowned. The report was that her and Jimbo left their two twin girls unnatended in their stroller near a pool and were off ‘doing something’. When suddenly the stroller rolled into the water with both children still in it. A lifeguard jumped in the pool and got one child out while Jimblob went and got the other baby.
Well Alexis tells a different story . She is saying that it was her dumb fault for not putting the brake on the stroller and that her and her pimp just turned their heads for a second to say goodbye to some people and also, that no lifeguard assisted them and that it was all his godlines Jimbo who pulled both their babies out. I wish Bravo cameras were filming so we can see for ourselves.
However, I have a hard time believing this fake ho’. She is so brainwashed and scared of her lord and master Jimbo that even if she saw the lifeguard saving both children , the bitch would still say it was all Jimbo saving them . Because you know damm well she will think and believe whatever bullshit her godly king Jimbo will feed her and just accept it with no questions. Here what this ho’ had to say on her website:
“On Sunday, July 4th, my family was leaving the Balboa Bay Club swimming pool in the late afternoon. As we were leaving, I turned to say goodbye. Our girls were in their stroller and I thought I had put the brake on, but apparently I didn’t. My husband, Jim, and I were both standing close to the stroller. Within seconds, the stroller had rolled towards the pool and a stroller wheel rolled off the edge of the pool. Before either of us could grab the stroller, a second wheel rolled off the edge, and the stroller went into the pool. Of course, Jim instantly went into the pool. He grabbed both of the girls himself and lifted both of them out of the water. Because the girls were not strapped into the stroller, and Jim was right there, their heads did not even go under water.
While we are not making light of this incident, and have been reminded to never take our eyes off the children for even a second when near water, it has been so hurtful to know how this experience has been mischaracterized in the media. To all of you who have offered your support, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.”
Is it possible that this dumb broad took the blame for not putting the brake on the stoller like a good submisive battered wife? Because I bet Jimbo told her ass it was her fault after he beat the piss out of her and he also wanted to take all the credit for saving the babies to feed his egotistical little cock? After that he probably also told her ass to write a statement on her website taking the blame and giving all credit to her Lord and Master of Puppet Jimbo? Things that make you go hmmm?
Alexis Bellino and her pimp husband were out boozing it and partying it up at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. on July 4th weekend. Supposedly those 2 dimwits left their 2 baby twins unattended in their stroller by the pool. REALLY?!! No seriously these two idiots left their 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? Was Bravo filming? I am having a hard time understanding this . Who the fuck leaves 2 toddlers unattended in a stroller by the pool? But I guess in reality I shouldn’t even be surprised since we’re talking about these 2 wanna be famewhores who are more interested in chasing the cameras and their children are just accessories in the fucked up movie of their lives.
Were was the team of supernannies? I guess Alexis must of fired the Nannie team or something. Bitch needs to rehire those Nannies so they can watch those babies while her and Jimblob chase the Paps, since they’re incapable of watching their own children when there’s too many shinny items around distracting them.
“The Real Housewives of Orange County” star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended … and it rolled into a pool — this according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA.According to multiple security officers on scene, the lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with one child still in it. Alexis’ husband dove in to save the other one. But Jim tells us a slightly different story — claiming, “There was no lifeguard needed or involved.”
We’re told both of the Bellino children are fine and didn’t need medical attention.
WOW! Jimbo is such a grateful Christian to say that there was no lifeguard needed. Asshole ! I bet he just says that, because HE KNOWS him and BeeJeebus Barbie were not paying attention to their parental duties and felt stupid. And I bet the lifeguards as well as everybody else was giving them dirty ass looks for not watching their own kids and being too busy in their drunk and famewhoring escapades. I bet Jimbo beat the BeeJeebus Barbie silicone out of Alexis that night . Because you know damn well he must of blamed her for that slip up.
This Bitch needs to seriously go to a good loony bin and take that Bitch Joker Face with her! Good Lawd!
So all the Bitches are still on the yatch talking about the fun night before. By this time Bethenny wants to trow that fugly sasquatch Kelly of the boat and confronts her ugly ass over her psychotic bulling behavior the night before. Bethenny says that she is a ‘Chef an author, and a ho’ bag’ and it’s a hard job, but that hairy Sasquatch beast disagrees with Bethenny about the Chef part and says that Bethenny is a COOK! and she says it all crazy like that.
Bethenny asks Kelly to define a chef and of course all Bethenny gets from that neanderthal, is a lame ass explanation that again doesn’t make logical sense to a normal human being, then she just gives up and says ‘I don’t know I don’t know what you do I have no idea!’ Bethenny tells that dumb ho’ WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP! Have ya’ all notice that hairy beasts voice has gotten deeper? Maybe all this hostility is a sign of her penis getting bigger. Bethenny finally has it with that beast and tells her to STOP THE FUCKING BULLSHIT EVERYBODY SEEN IT AND IT WAS YOU!
Of course Kelly starts playing dumb, ‘duh what did I do duh? It wasn’t me’ Everybody seen what that asshole Kelly did . That sick bitch, is violent and she rambles shit that doesn’t make sense she may also suffer from Old-Timers disease. Bethenny tells her no one understands what the fuck she is talking about , and the hairy beast Kelly answers in a baby creepy way ‘really? satchels of gold’. That thing is hostile. In the middle of this Vietnam war Simon texts Alex, asking her what kind of hot chocolate he should make for the boys .Which interrups the Bethenny vs Sasquatch war and Kelly says in a sick sarcastic tone Perfect timing!
Bethenny walked away and was stressed out . Homegirl looked like she was crying. I felt bad for Bethenny . That gorilla Kelly was very proud of herself and how she bullied a pregnant girl. When the bitches boat lands on the island they ‘re staying at, they let Kelly drive! WHO THE FUCK WAS THE DUMB ASS THAT GAVE SASQUATCH CAR KEYS?! It’s like letting a wild monkey with rabies, on meth and steroids drive. I’m surprised she didn’t wreck the jeep. Did ya’ all see how only Sonja rode in the Jeep with Kelly? The other Bitches were like ‘Fuck this shit I am riding with Bethenny. Sonja you ride with psycho ass good luck!’ Bethenny drove the other jeep and all the other bitches rode with her because they didn’t feel like dying. Than villa was fucking awesome!
And now the gift bag dilemma. Bethenny gave all the bitches a gift bag filled with beach products. She was even nice enough to give that beast Kelly a bag with Kelly’s initials personalized on it. And what does that evil, stupid asshole Kelly do? She starts rambling more belligerent shit ‘ This bag I don’t get this I don’t understand this, its so impersonal it rubs me the wrong way!’Then she starts bawling on the bed. WHAT A SICK PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE! Then that stupid idiotic cunt, has the audacity to say that she is scared and alone in scary island, with no friends. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCARED?! If anyone should be scared is Bethenny of that 7 foot , hairy beast, meth snorting, roid injecting Kelly, who is also known for being violent and beating up her ex-boyfriends and getting booked in jail as a MAN! That means that bitch has a dick between her legs, police reports don’t lie people! Which means she hits like a man, she could probably very easily physically hurt Bethenny and the other Bitches, so they should be more scared of her scary ass.
But of course that hairy beast keeps crying hystericaly, saying that she is scared of Bethenny and calls Jill to cry to her and tells her she has nightmares that Bethenny is killing her and stabbing her, then she says ‘I can’t even talk about this that’s so gross!’ . WEIRDO! And of course that cunt Jill plays into it and says that she is really worried that Bethenny may end up killing Kelly and advices Kelly to ’stay away from her’. BITCH PLEASE! Feed more gasoline into Kelly’s fire of crazy! You know darn well, that Jill knows damn well, that stupid bitch Kelly is fucking crazy. And no one is trying to kill her retarded ass, but since Jill just loves hating on Bethenny, she is gonna go along with Kelly’s delusional lies to give her attention and pity in the war of Lets Hate Bethenny. Stupid Jill even admits that when Kelly called her she coulnd’t even put 2 sentences toguether, so we all know she knows Kelly is crazy but doesn’twant to admit to it, just to be a cunt to Bethenny. Stupid bitch!
The big blow out happens when the dinner was served later on, Bethenny offers to make dinner for everone. Damn! I ‘m surprised that Kelly’s dumb ass even ate that dinner, dind’t the dumb bitch said she was scarreed of Bethenny? And thought Beth was trying to kill her ass? But then dumb ass goes and eats whatever Bethenny put in front of her hairy face, not thinking that it could be poison, so you know the dumb bimbo knows better than that.
Before the bitches even sat their asses down stupid cracked out Kelly was already wishing that Bethenny would attack her . Fucking horseface is obsessed with Bethenny and just craves more drama and fighting. Bethenny hears her and tells her that she doesn’t have to sit down with her and she doesn’t have to be there, or eat her food, as a matter of fact horse face doesn’t have to do shit . Bethenny is sick and tired of Kelly’s psychotic episodes.But what Bethenny doesn’t even know, is that is going to scalate to psychotic monstrous proportions.
Kelly kept having more of her schizophrenic meth infused episodes of course, were she thinks everyone is out to get her and it’s all the other bitches against her. As the night progresses Kellys hair gets more messed up, she keeps messing with it just like a crack head and she makes a big fuss over were she is gonna sit down because she doesn’t want to sit across from Bethenny, because Kelly is sure that, Bethenny is going to jump over the table and stab her and this bitch really believes that.
See these unfortunate Bitches never had to spend the WHOLE DAY with that stupid ho’ Kelly .The other bitches thought (besides Bethenny because Beth is the only one street smart enough to know what crazy looks like) that this stupid ho’ , just kinda acted stupid and a little crazy, but no one had to spend the whole day and night, with her dumb ass before and once you have to spend the whole day ,you get to see what a real trainwreck methcraving crazy nightmare from the deps of hell she truly is who would cause satan himself to pop his own ear drums than having to listen to this lunatic. In the poetic words of Kelly herself THAT’S GROSS! But it’s not just gross is a whole ‘nother world of the batshit crazy nightmare that is Kelly. I can see how she beat up her boyfriend.
Kelly ’s insult of the evening was to tell the other ho’s to zip it, she kept saying that to all the other ho’s Gonzo doesn’t want Bitches mugging her on her way to her room so she announces that she is not wearing million dollars jewrly, but instead is wearing Ramona’s Walmart collection. So don’t mug her ass. Since Kelly hates Bethenny’s crab cakes Ramona gets all nervous because she doens’t want to waste food, and she don’t want Bethenny getting pissed off, that horseface didn’t like the crab cake so Gonzo scarfs it down real quick, because she’s go the munchies from the blunt she smoked earlier with the waiter she banged between scenes before filming earlier. Then during the camera interview Kelly says that Bethenny’s food sucks ass, but then she flips her insanity switch to commercial mode and she says ‘Her salad dressing was amazing! She could be like, Paul Newman!’ WHAT A WEIRDOE!
Kelly steak was not cooked properly. So Bethenny, was nice enough to recook the steak for Kelly (I would of spit on it!) Psycho Kelly kept fucking with Bethenny and was asking her if she is okay (like she cares!) that bitch dont give a fuck what happens to Bethenny and that she is preggo .Kelly kept being stupid and trying to instigate yet more drama. Bethenny calles Gonzo a hooker, Gonzo just laughs it off because she don’t give a shit about being called a hooker since she knows she used to be a hooker!
Kelly the bulldozer of the evening keeps bulling the other bitches and continues to start all kinds of bullshit fights over Jill among other stupid things . Kelly comes out and says that she has been communicating with Jill via text, and that Jill is worried about Bethenny and blah, blah, blah. Bethenny says who gives a rats ass she is not here! and Kelly starts screaming ‘You asked me and I give you the facts! Those are the facts’. Then she tells Ramona that this isn’t about her. This bitch was really attacking everyone. Ramona can’t believe that , Kelly is such an asshole who doesn’t want to let anyone talk and yes she was trying to dominate the conversation just like Alex said. At this point Kelly was about to reach her peak in psychotic, bat shit crazy behavior but the Bitches were already annoyed and I am sure that all of them wanted to kill her at one point or another that night. Not just Beth.
Stupid Kelly is unable to come up with fighting words and becames all frustrated and flustered, because she can never back anything up that she says, so she decides to tell the other Bitches she can’t hear them they all sound like white noise and she begings to text at the dinner table very rudely, because thats the type of fucked up urangutan shit this bimbo does .
Ramona decides it is time to apologize to Bethenny for the blowup at the Brooklyn bridge; and goes and takes a sit next to Bethenny. But since this involves doing something nice for Bethenny whom she hates Kelly keeps obnoxiously egging more and more fighting by making rude comments, and she does it in the most vicious obnoxious tone I’ve ever heard anyone use and screams ‘ ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE OUT WITH THE TONGUE? ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON EACH OTHERS LAP?!!‘ Ramona tries to send Bigfoot on a time out but Bigfoot refuses. All she gets is more meth infused sass and Bigfoot tells Ramona ‘I want you to zipp it’ She says it real ugly too. But ugly is not hard coming from Kelly.
Kelly just keeps instigating and instigating fights, in a very twisted sick way, and it was awful just awful it gets weirder, as Kelly starts asking I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I WASN’T THERE !! She keeps instigating all crazy, then Kelly starts screaming SHE MADE HER CRY! RAMONA MADE BETHENNY CRY! SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING!! YOU MADE HER CRY! ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HAVE AN INTIMATE MOMENT?! Sonja couldn’t even defuse Sasquatch anymore. Ramona realizes that this bitch was nuts. Ramona finally admits it that Kelly is really nuts and admits to Bethenny that Bethenny was right all along about Kelly being a nutcase.
Back at the dinner table, Kelly says some more gibberish spewage to Alex, about how ‘all this is you and me so 1979!’ That’s was the year that Kelly flushed her brain down the toilet after she took that hit of acid and mixed it with meth, steroids and gallons of booze and she never came back from that trip to space she took, the night the aliens gang proved her.
Kelly was also all kinds of scary.She goes on to tell Alex in the most creepy way , that she just wants Alex to be beautiful Alex admits she was afraid to get in front of that Bitches camera, because Kelly is an insanity meth whore. Kelly wants to instigate and push these bitches over the crazy edge and take them to looney town with her, it was like a smorgasbord of insanity Kelly wouldn’t give up it was sick.
To turn up the creepy factor even more; Kelly brings up that she was having nightmares about Bethenny killing her , I am sure all those bitches have thought about killing her at least once she tells Alex ‘ I THREW UP, I threw up the night before I came thinking that Bethenny was going to fricking kill me, cause she’s tried to KILL ME so many times before’. That scary cunt really flew over the cocoo’s nest. Alex looks at her like WTF? And asks her when the fuck Bethenny tried to kill her stupid ass,Alex was thinking , Bitch I wanna kill you right now!’ Then crazy Kelly makes the sign of the cross. Alex and Sonja try to defuse the situation and deal with Bigfoot ass Kelly but you can’t reason with a beast. Gonzo is getting tired of it. Bigfoot keeps telling people to zip it.
After this ridiculous accusation , which I am sure will come in handy when Kelly’s ex takes Kelly to court for custody of their daughters. Kelly moves on to accuse Alex of being a vampire who channels the devil in kabuki makeup when she delivers evil messages to queen Jill Zarin. Bitch is totally off her rocker! METH IS A HELL OF A DRUG!
Bethenny tells Bigfoot, that Alex showed up in costume to deliver the evil message. Bethenny just laughs at this stupid ass scary ho’ and says she is cooko for coco puffs ‘ Yeap, coco puffs made of meth.
Ramona has her hands on her face and looks scared. Alex, Ramona and Bethenny decide that Alex needs a time out leaving Sonja to look after the lunatic Sasquatch. Those bitches were walking away laughing because they knew Gonzo was stuck with scary ass Kelly.
Gonzo asks Kelly , what the fuck is the matter with her? why did she call Alex a vampire? And stupid Kelly answers the exact way that a paranoid schizoprenic ,roid taking, meth head, would by asking ‘what did I do with Alex today?‘ Then she continues her psychotic rambles’ I wiped off her makeup!‘ And Gonzo is looking at her going ‘Okaay?’
Bethenny was cracking up and telling Alex and Ramona ;’Fuck you and fuck you I told you that bitch was crazy ya’ all better listen to me next time!’ Then she smacked them. Bethenny was also happy that the real Kelly lunatic came out that night, and this was the best dinner party she ever attended because she proved to everybody that Kelly is a psycho ass bitch.
Gonzo was still trying to talk to Kelly as if Kelly was a normal person; and asking her why she was accusing Bethenny of trying to kill her and Kelly starts to get more crazier and louder this time the stupid ridiculous ho’ is full on crying and saying more stupid ass shit such as ‘She went after my little girls’ What a fucking delusional lying cunt. What does this delusional meth snorting bitch do? I can just see this lying ho’ sitting there at her apartment obsessing over Bethenny and mumbling to her self answering the psycho voices in her head and full on imagining that Bethenny is trying to kill her and her kids.
Then the ridiculous stupid ho’ goes into more hysterics and cries like a stupid bitch. Then she cries more this time she cries for Sonja because Bethenny called Sonja a hooker.WHO CARES?! THAT BITCH KNOWS SHE IS A HOOKER! I bet Kelly mixes the meth with the steroids in the same needle. Sonja tells Kelly to chill because after all Sonja Gonzo knows she is a hooker ! And a high priced one at that! SEE TOLD YA! But Gonzo is also worried that Bigfoot went over the edge.
All of the suddenBigfoot calls Bethenny ‘Al Sharpton’ and now she turned the crazy switch from crying all upset to laughing hystericaly while repeating ‘Al Sharpton’Kelly keeps maniacally laughing and screaming looking at Bethenny going ‘Al Sharpton’. Maybe the drugs made her hallucinate that Bethenny was turning into ‘Al Sharpton’ Did ya’ all see Alex’s face? That bitch looks scared and confused by the Kelly insanity hour! Gonzo says it’s getting weird now. I wonder if Kelly also took a couple hits of acid with them steroids and lines of meth she was doing. That bitch was fuuuucked uuup! Bethenny keeps trying to unsuccesfuly reason with the beast explaining to her that she never went to the press. But it’s useless!
The psychotic beast suddenly decides to get up and excuse herself ‘Like an adult!’. Before she runs off she has to name drop and slaps Bethenny in the face with more accusations this time she tells Bethenny that she insulted her friend Gwineth Paltrow and some Rachel bitch. Then she gets up, storms out and runs in the hallway laughing all evil and crazy. Damn! When she is running off, it looks like someone put a dress on a gorilla. That bitch is so ugly! You can put lipstick on a Bigfoot but it’s still a beast.
When Bigfoot leaves Gonzo gives her diagnosis of Kelly to the other ho’s and tells them that the bitch is fucking crazy. But they all knew that.
10 seconds later Sasquatch comes back out this time offering the other ho’s candy and lollipops and jelly beans. Sasquatch is so wound up on that meth that she is craving more terrorizing and bulling her hostility level is at a 120% and she needs to come back out to fuck with those bitches more. Instead of packing so many bikinis stupid ass Ramona should of packed a cattle prob and a tazer plus a large metal cruxifix to beat Kelly with.
Bethenny yells at that asshole Kelly because she ‘Is absolutely crazy!’ Kelly barks at Bethenny and says ‘That’s ’cause I don’t like you!’ Bethenny answers ‘That’s not an illness!’ Then Sasquatch starts screaming at Bethenny because Bethenny is on vacation after her dad passed a way and uses her favorite word ‘It’s creepy!’ Kelly is so painfully ugly! Ramona tells Kelly that it ain’t creepy but Kelly tells Ramona to shut up. Gonzo tells the other Bitches that Kelly is really mentally retarted so they need to quit picking on her.
Kelly keeps going after Bethenny and tells her that she believes Bethenny is trying to kill her. Bethenny finally snaps at Bigfoot ‘GO TO SLEEP, YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY GO TO SLEEP! YOU’RE INSANE’ Gonzo asks Bethenny not to be mean to crazy Kelly . Bethenny realizes that she has been hearing the ramblings of a mad woman, and decides this isn’t a fair fight, and she will just handle this situation intelligently because she has that advantage over Bigfoot then she gives Kelly a long rope and let her do whatever she wants with it.
Bethenny stated that the psychotic Kelly meltdown we saw on this episode was nothing compared to the shit they edited out.
In the end Kelly had to be send to the loony bin via looney bin squad, by Ramona who called the guys in the yellow jackets to come and pick up her crazy ass while she jumped from table to table and they chased her stupid ass around with nets until they caught her.
Earlier today Gretchen Rossi was ordered to pay Jay Photoglou $22,375 at the Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills . When all these shenanigans started she only owed Jay 18k but since she kept beating around the bush, and ditched her court date last Thursday and not paying the money she owed this guy, the fees increased. Gretchen even went and released a statement yesterday saying that Jay wasn’t getting shit from her and that the money would go to the IRS because Jay owes them 30k, this way Jay Photoglou don’t get any money.
The cashier’s check was made out to Jay Photoglou, the law offices of Orlando Castaño, and the California Franchise Tax Board. Photoglou, 40, claims he was Rossi’s secret ex-boyfriend when she was engaged to another man, now deceased.
Rossi, 32, paid the check to cover Photoglou’s attorney’s fees. She originally owed him $18,900, but that amount increased due to filing costs, interest and additional attorney’s fees.
A judge ordered Rossi to pay the fees because an earlier civil lawsuit against Photoglou, which included a temporary restraining order, was dismissed with prejudice.
“I’m very pleased. He’s very pleased,” Castaño said about his client, Photoglou. “We got just what we wanted. We got our judgment paid.”
When asked if he was happy with Friday’s payment, Photoglou said, “Absolutely.”
Castano said he learned that Rossi’s attorney is on the board of directors of that charity, and so “it seemed very shady.”
Rossi and her lawyer, Gregory Brown, could not be reached for comment on Friday.
By no means is the drama over. Both Rossi and Photoglou still have competing civil lawsuits against each other. Rossi’s suit alleges assault, battery, defamation (slander and libel), stalking and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
