Radaronline is reporting that Chankla Face got so hammered she was stumbling around in a bathroom robe  like a sailor on payday, slurring her words, that her punk-ass almost got hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, but she refused to go to the hospital, and it was all caught on tape!:

Highlights for the upcoming season of the hit show feature Taylor appearing highly intoxicated, dressed in a toweling robe in a hotel bathroom. The ‘Housewives’ were out of town shooting, and a source says that Taylor was so drunk, she almost had to seek medical attention.

“Taylor was so upset about the state of her then marriage that she got very, very intoxicated,” the insider told RadarOnline.com. “This wasn’t normal behavior at all for her. She was so drunk that she probably should have gone to the hospital. She is so tiny, and hadn’t eaten a lot that day, which only made the situation worse.

“Taylor felt that she didn’t need medical attention though and refused to go to the hospital.”

Thanks to all my readers who send me links to this mess!

Ever since Russell committed suicide (and maybe even before that). Chankla Face has been short on money and besides being homeless and having to live with Kyle she is also having to borrow money from the other housewives to afford the Beverly Hills lifestyle. Yeah, well ya’ know what? Maybe her broke ass doesn’t belong in that lifestyle maybe she needs to go apply at Sonic’s in Kentucky somewhere, change her name and face again (she likes doing that anyway) and get out of the spotlight because at this moment ostrich size rotted eggs are coming to her full force and Kennedy is the one that has to go to school and deal with the mess that makes. Right now the kids in Kennedy’s school are probably too young to know what circus Kennedy’s mom belongs to, but give it a year or less and they will be fully informed thanks to their uncle the Internet and it’s not going to be fun.

Chankla Face has also gotten a tell all book deal where she will include pictures of the alleged ass-beatings at the hands of Russell to sell more copies and make more money. Seems that Chankla is trying to cash in on his death any way she can since Russell didn’t leave her a dime.

An insider Lisa told Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star’s book will be about domestic abuse, but desperate for money, a source reveals Taylor will be including the photos hoping it will boost sales.

“Taylor’s acting like she’s not trying to bank off Russell’s suicide, but by including photos of her injuries after he allegedly beat her, that’s exactly what she’ll be doing,” an insider told RadarOnline.com.

“It’s no secret that Taylor’s been strapped for cash since Russell died, and since she hasn’t received the advance on her book yet, a few of the Housewives have been helping her out financially.”

“Not only is Taylor going to write about her own personal experiences, but she wants to spotlight other celebrities who have been involved in domestic abuse situations.”

Russell’s sister Laurie Kelsoe, has threatened with suing Chankla if she goes ahead and talks shit about her brother in this book.

She told Hollywood Life:

“Taylor had better check with our family before writing any type of book disparaging my brother or she will get sued! She is ruthless and a gold-digger!” she tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively.

“I thought she was mourning the loss of Russell, instead she is busy shopping around a book deal and shopping around her story to any media outlet who will pay her. It is so unethical! She said she never filed any police reports when my brother allegedly hit her because she wanted to protect their daughter Kennedy. Well obviously she doesn’t care about protecting Kennedy anymore. She is so desperate for fame and money, she will do and say whatever it takes.”

She adds, “If she says one thing about my brother and domestic violence, I will sue her for slander. None of her allegations have been proven. If she was abused and had to go to the hospital, the hospital will have records. I want to see these records!”

“Tell Taylor, her sister-in-law is going to write a book about psychological abuse and call it “A Hollywood Wannabe Turned Murderer!”

So I take it everyone is trying to cash in?

Thanks 808wave for the heads up!

Radaronline is reporting that Chankla Face  is puzzled by Russell’s reasons for committing suicide and will be going to the FBI to speak with them about the possibility that the reason Russell and his partner Alan Schram committed suicide was related to criminal activity the two men were involved in.

From Radaronline:

Russell Armstrong and Alan Schram were both members of the same club — a group of investors who critiqued each other’s financial portfolios and Schram was the managing partner of Wellcap, a Los Angeles based hedge fund.

Even though the Los Angeles Coroner ruled both deaths a suicide, a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com: “Taylor is leaning towards turning over some information that might be of interest to the FBI, which could shed some light as to why both men killed themselves.

“Taylor’s instincts are absolutely telling her that something much more was going on with these two men, than anyone knows about,” the source continues.

“Could it involve criminal activity? Very possibly. Taylor is going through Russell’s things and paperwork and sorting through information, and putting aside things that she thinks are out of the norm. It’s very likely she will be turning over that information to the FBI.

“Russell was a very secretive person. Taylor was unaware that he had stopped taking his anti-depressant medications in the two weeks prior to his suicide, even though he swore to her he was taking them,” the source revealed.

Calls to Taylor’s rep for comment were not returned at time of posting.

How convenient and honest for Chankla Face to be going to the FBI herself, since I am sure the FBI was already going to go knock on her door and talk to her regarding all those fraudulent scams her and her late-husband where involved in. I bet her ass is just scare shit-less that now that Russell is dead the feds are going to come after her punk ass and ask her what she knows about her dead husband’s shady business dealings, and she will be the one doing time for some of the shit she knew about. So Chankla  just had her PR ho’s spit out that bullshit story about HER going to the feds like it was HER idea. Meanwhile she will be telling the feds she knew NOTHING about Russell’s shady dealings and she was totally innocent, but just happens to know where to find all the important incriminating information the FBI already perhaps asked her for.

Bitch better put on a good act for the feds, or else she may end up in the jail house along with Teresa Giudice and the cameras will have to follow!

It didn’t take long for Chankla Face to file for divorce from her weird ass husband Russell. This tells me that their marriage must of been done longer than we thought since she is filing for divorce so soon.

From People.com:

“It was a difficult decision but I have decided to file for divorce from Russell,” Armstrong tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “Although we have tried our best to work out our differences, I have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of our family that we separate.”

“Together we are the proud parents of a sweet and wonderful little girl and she remains my number one priority,” the statement continues. “I am sad for my marriage to come to an end, but am confident that this is the right choice for all involved.”

I wonder if she will ask the judge for extra money in her divorce settlement to pay for the ass lip injections-bill for the next 20 to 50 years or however long this bitch lives for because those injections are expensive, and Chankla needs her lips to blow the long line of potential sugar daddys she will be interviewing to fill in the position she is firing Russell from.

Thanks to Jennifer for the link.