It is only obvious that Barney Devito is not all that into his wife Teresa Giudice and is fed up with cameras following him and his troubles around. In an upcoming episode Barney Devito will snap at Tree and threatens to leave her and the girls if she keeps complaining about fighting with her bro Midget Psycho Joey. An insider spilled this to Life & Style :

“In an upcoming episode, Joe threatens to leave Teresa,” a source says. “When she complains about fighting with her brother, Joe tells her, ‘I don’t want to hear about it anymore. When I say something, you fucking listen and shut up. Try to get me around your family,  just try it. I’ll end up leaving you.”

WOW! That’s pretty ugly.

But, Tree insists that:

“everyone has their ups and downs.”

However Melissa the insider says that Teresa pretends to have a happy marriage when the cameras are around and she obviously fails miserably at it:

“It’s sad,” the insider says. “They turn it on only when cameras are around. Joe hasn’t been focused on his family for years.”

So could this be the reason she is trying to get preggers again and give husband Barney Devito a baby boy?

This is what she spilled to Hollywood Life:

“I try to be Superwoman,” Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Giudice confesses to Hollywoodlife.com. “My husband Joe is telling me that we should have another baby – he wants to try for a boy.”

With Teresa trying to be the main bread winner for her family plus juggling all of her gigs and supposedly having no nannies or hardly any help to raise her brood she says she is too tired to give Barney Devito some monkey sex in order to get another baby going:

She explains that her two youngest daughters, Milania and Audriana, still insist that she lie down with them at night until they go to sleep.

“Then I go back to my bed and Joe wants some action,” she laughs. “He always says – ‘you’re so tired!’”

“Whenever I ask Joe, what he wants for his birthday, he replies: ‘Another baby!’”

“I’m just so grateful that I have healthy kids and I think I understand why God sent me four girls,” she explains. “I grew up with a brother, Joe (Gorga), and we were close when we were young, but not so much now. But with my girls, we can be best friends, and they will have each other. Sisters will always stick together.”

And then again Barney Devito shouldn’t trip, I am sure he just wants a boy so that he can carry his last name on. But, in today’s world men take their wives last name. Gia just has to find a nice Jewish boy (remember when Tree told her to marry a Jewish man) that will exchange his last name for Giudice, and put up with that family’s bat-shit craziness. Problem solved.

Thanks Nikki for the link to this mess!

Teresa Giudice’s ghost writer took to her Bravo blog earlier this week to try and clean the shit-foot to the mouth comments she made about her “Jewish friends” and how since she is part of the circus fishbowl (that she signed up for)  “we” the viewers must feel better about ourselves seeing what a bankrupt fool she is (true!) when we witness her money problems (you can tell that was a dig in disguise).

She also tried to say that she didn’t mean anything fucked up by talking about her “Jewish friends”  or about how her “Jewish friends” advice to leave Barney Devito was not meant to insinuate that all Jewish women are golddiggers  and being “Jewish” had “nothing” to do with her friends telling her to dump Barney Devito for a bigger wallet. Hum? Aren’t most of these house bitches the same? Most of them marry for money whether they are Jewish or non-Jewish or want to admit to it or not, and even if Teresa married Barney Devito for clannish familiarity she still bragged all first season about what a spoiled ass she was and how she wouldn’t live in a used  house with “linoleum” floors. That doesn’t even make any reasonable sense!

However, US Magazine asks a spokesperson for the Anti Defamation League (they bitch slap racist pricks into place) what they thought of Teresa’s ignorant comment and they seemed to have no problem with it : “We don’t see any problem with this,” the spokesperson told Us Weekly. “That may very well be what her Jewish friends are saying.”

 She also tried to explain that when she said that her and Barney Devito “won” the proceeding she meant that they “won” because her and Barney are still tolerating each other for show “married, sane and working hard”. Hum, I don’t know about Barney Devito being “sane”, but ok whatever you say bitch.

Teresa also tried to have ghost writer explain away her bitchy comments and attitudes about the way she acted  at Kathy’s house when she sat there spitting the Mediterranean feast Kathy had prepared for the women because you can shave and dress Teresa, but you can’t take her out. I can tell Teresa’s comments and slip ups when referring to other people come from shit she heard at home and are more ignorant than racist a little ethnocentrism with a little ignorance and you get Louis Vuitton in the mouth effect. But I personally don’t believe that means she would start flipping tables if Gia brought Ira Rosenberg home specially if he is got a fat ass wallet. But it would  still do her good to go on a full season of “An Idiot Abroad” and stay in the hostels and roach motels,  where she has to share one linoleum floor bathroom with everyone. You know, at least before she goes on to become a prison bitch and has to share the one toilet with “Butcha”, who is going to get the broomstick to initiate her crazy ass.

We don’t get to pick and choose what you see. We don’t get to hide our problems. That’s part of the fun of the Real Housewives shows, you’re seeing inside Real Housewives’ lives. You might not know everything your neighbor is going through, but you know all about your Housewife friends’ lives. Hopefully it makes you feel better about your life, makes you appreciate things, gives you a laugh, gives you something to relate to, or at least gives you a night off from your own problems. We’re not trying to cure cancer or anything. We’re just letting you peek into our lives — the good, the bad, the funny, the outrageous, the petty, the heartbreaking, the whole mess of it.

Yes, again you’re seeing me during some hard times. Going through a very public bankruptcy but not being able to talk about all the legal aspects of the case has not been easy (and that’s not because of the show, that’s because of the legal system). I know it didn’t make much sense when I said last night that Joe and I “won” the proceeding against us, but believe me, if you knew the ins and outs of this horrible case, the fact that Joe and I are still happily married, sane, and working hard does feel like a win. If you’ve ever been involved in a complicated business and personal bankruptcy or a nasty lawsuit (or two), you know the pain of this process. If you haven’t, you can’t imagine it. And God bless you for it. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

Some of my friends have told me they would have left Joe if they were me. I was trying to explain myself without calling anyone out specifically, and the way I described them to keep them anonymous was “Jewish.” They are Jewish, but being Jewish has nothing to do with why they would have left Joe. Their religion had nothing to do with the story, I was just trying to explain myself and not use anyone’s name, and my words got all jumbled. I’m so sorry if I offended anyone, but that’s not what I meant at all.

I know I might have seemed standoffish at Kathy’s party, but it’s because I was very anxious about going there. I didn’t feel welcome at my cousin’s house. There was such a strange vibe toward me, even though they might have been smiling to my face. Watching the episode and seeing what they said before I got there about the holy water and exorcism, I now know what it was. I felt like I was walking into the lion’s den, which is a horrible feeling when you’re talking about your family…

As for Jacqueline and Ashley’s family drama, I still think that it’s not for any of us to judge. Ashley has always been wonderful to my face. I can’t even begin to guess what Jacqueline is going through. I won’t say anything negative about them here, on Twitter, or Facebook. As Housewives, enough of our lives is exposed to the world. We don’t need to add to the drama by betraying our friends.

RumorFix.com posted some pictures of a house that is supposedly Teresa’s Jersey Shore beach shack. They are insinuating that Tree, Barney Devito and the girls have now moved to this smaller house and left behind the monster size funeral parlor they all lived at. I myself like this beach house waaay better,  it’s more like something where I would live at, but then again I’m a California girl who always lived at least two blocks from the beach.

Jillious Zarin must of watched the bullshit spewage dripping out of Tree’s mouth and during a taping of the Joy Behar show she snapped back about what an “embarrassing” bitch Teresa is, you know flipping tables  and looking like an asshole and all. She also says that Teresa’s fame was founded on a  “not a proud moment,”. You mean just like treating Bethenny like a shit-head, totally slamming the door on her face while she begged Jill to talk things out with her and leaving her out in the rain because your diva ass didn’t want to talk to her at that time until queen Jill is ready to. Lets not mention the way she bulldozed on Alex McScarecrow who is still learning how to fight her way out of a paper bag without going into full lobster mode.OK herpes meet the clap.

OK Magazine reported earlier that Teresa and her husband Barney Devito are having marital problems due to the fact that Barney Devito may be going to prison for ten long years and Teresa is already thinking about getting a replacement baby-daddy for the girls.

An insider told OK  “If he goes to prison for years, Teresa will likely file for divorce,” and “Teresa’s really angry at him, she can’t believe he got arrested again. She just can’t forgive him. The fact that he premeditated [illegally getting the driver's license] and didn’t ask her what she thought has made her flip,”. The insider added, “She’s accepted that Joe will probably end up in prison for a while, and there’s no way she wants to be single. She’s faced the idea of dating again,”.

Now Teresa was also recently spotted with Barney Devito during a recent vacation all bikinied out and according to yet another insider Teresa feels that she needs a total make over from head to toe because the bikini pictures caused her ‘severe anxiety’ and she is dealing with  “a lot of insecuri­ties.” The insider added “She’s suddenly found herself famous around the world and feels entitled to this makeover because now she’s a star,”.

The laundry list of things Teresa wants done include :

• $12,000-$15,000 tummy tuck and thigh liposuction.
• $7,500 “touch-up” on her boob job. 
• $5,000-$7,000 butt-lift. 
• $9,500 face- and brow-lift.
• $1,000-$2,000 on lip plumping.

Ok, so she is adding to that 11 million dollar mountain of debt. I think it would be cheaper for her to just hit the gym. Or just get the phone number for Gretchen’s meth dealer that way she can rock that flag bikini next 4th of July!

Teresa Giudice is once again milking the covers of Intouch Weekly . This time she is crying to them about how she is worried about her husband Barney Devito ending up  in prison for ten years, while she has to be left alone to raise four children and fend for herself against her Psycho ass planet of the apes brother and his wannabe Jo De La Rosa wife Melissa.

Teresa tells Intouch: “I would be very nervous about the kids if Joe were to go to prison,” and, “Daddy is their hero and their king. They go crazy for him.”

Barney Devito also threw his 2-cent in about his bro-in-law and says that fool,“would not do “sh*t” for Tree. And he painfully admits he would understand if Tree divorced his ass if he went to prison for driving with a licence that did not belong to him. Not to mention all that illegal fraud shit he did. Looks like Teresa may have to join Mob Wives because her man is going to be in prison and thats required for that show. No?

Teresa says her sister in law Melissa contacted her via text when all the shit hit the fan to see if she was ok but her bro did not contact her:“When the whole thing happened, his wife [Melissa] texted me,”  she added,  “I was nice to her, saying, “Thanks for text. We’re doing fine.’ But it would have been nice if my brother called. He is my brother — it would have been good of him to reach out to me.”

While Teresa Giudice is worried that her husband will end up going to prison and she will be left alone to raise her four daughters and fend for herself, Barney Devito must be more worried about the safety of his corn-hole and becoming the 11thconcubine to some 300 pound hairy inmate, that selected him while in the shower with 200 other inmates.

Also the lawsuit that the Circe de la Crazy got slapped with last Tuesday, was laughed at by Bravo who stated the very next day that the lawsuit has no merit in other words its bullshit. And that’s because the men who got the shit beat out of them by the Giudice and Manzo men took 25k each shut the fuck up bribe money and their claims that they were in duress don’t mean jack crap. Bravo put out a statement on Wednesday that they are making the complainants take the 25k and agree to shut their pie hole and the agreement, ”will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”

Teresa’s lawyer has stated that all this brawl bullshit happened because one of the men hit Teresa and it was all an act of self defense. From People.com:

 “They acted in self defense,” says Jim Kridel, an attorney for Teresa and Joe Giudice, saying that after the champagne incident, words were exchanged – and a member of the rival party physically assaulted Teresa.

 ”Teresa was hit and assaulted,” says Kridel. “She is still in pain over this. This wasn’t something that was minor.” He adds that whatever his client may have said, “mere words are not provocation to hit someone. There’s no justification for that.”

Any resulting physical altercation with the plaintiffs, “was an act of self-defense,” Kridelclaims. “If someone threatens you, you can react with reasonable force. That’s what my clients did.”

Kridel also denies the allegation, in court papers, that the cast members brutally assaulted Arreola and Gomez.

“It’s absolutely ridiculous that they were assaulted without provocation,” he says. “These people are very litigious and they are looking for an opportunity to look into someone else’s pocket.”

I wonder is Bravo will reconsider their choice in talent because I’m sure its all fun and games while Bravo is filming these idiots beat the shit out of each other and get sued, but once Bravo gets dragged in and have to bleed out extra money, at what point does their talent become a liability and no longer an asset?

Looks like Teresa and her husband Barney Devito have had enough of the 3 ring crazy bitch circus that is the Real Housewives of New Jersey . According to Intouch Weekly magazine Teresa stated:

“Fame destroyed my family.”

Teresa and hubby Joe have fights over booze, money & jealousy. Hubby Joe has threatened to leave and Teresa says, “I’m embarrassed for my kids.”

Looks like I’m gonna have to buy that magazine!

Thanks to uppereastsider for the heads up.