With each passing episode I can tell that Barney Devito looks worried as fuck that they him and Teresa are going to have to sell the marble mansion and move into one of the ‘suites’ above the pizza parlor because of their broke ass financial situation. Teresa continues to be in denial that their ass is broke .

We start this episode with the Guidice’s having their monopoly family night. This scene makes it look like Teresa and Barney Devito plus their children are just a normal happy family that pay their bills on time.

Barney Devito points out to a rip on the monopoly board and Gia says that it’s supposed to be like that. Barney Devito says that when he was a kid they didn’t make rips on the monopoly boards. Gia tells her dad, that’s because he is an old fart and the boards he played with as a kid were made when dinosaurs ruled the world.  Then Barney Devito threatens Gia with something stupid my dad would say. And tells her in his most New Joisey though guy accent: ‘I’m gonna have Audrina beat you up!’ And he means it too! Having the girls beat each other up must be easier than to have to spank the kids yourself. That way he has more time to go chase skirts, while Teresa shops and the kids are home beating each other up. That works!

Teresa brings up that their 10 year anniversary is coming up . She tells Barney Devito that she deserves a big present because she farted out 4 daughters . Teresa asks her daughter Gabriela what she thinks dad should get mom for her anniversary. Little Gabriela must be the rebel of the house because she mentions flowers and chocolates. Teresa says FUCK THAT I WANT DIAMONDS! Gabriela insist on flowers and chocolate and Barney Devito agrees.

Gabriela doesn’t look like any of the other girls. I think when Teresa gave birth to her she was switched by the nurse on accident. And some hippie chick somewhere out in the outskirts, country part of New Jersey, (Because I know they have it) is dealing with a little Diva that’s demanding her own pair of high heel leopard print size  2 children’s stilettos.

Also remember how she didn’t want to fight during the karate class but wanted to go eat instead. That’s the residual munchies from when her real mom was chowing on indica brownies. Yep, that’s not their kid.

Teresa keeps demanding her anniversary diamonds she says that after being married to Barney Devito for 10 years and farting out 4 children he needs to ‘Wow’ her and she don’t give a fuck if he is broke . Barney Devito better go out and get that dirty mob money, to buy Teresa those diamonds. Or find a truck that dropped some ’on accident’, or sell his ass or do whatever the fuck he’s gotta do to ‘Wow ‘ her.

Barney Devito is showing his nervousness and knows he ain’t got the money for all that expensive shit so he points to the monopoly board and tells Teresa he will give her a Luxury tax ring  and she has to pay him 100 dollars. As illustrated in the monopoly board. Teresa is getting impatient and states that if he don’t ad some zeros to that Luxury tax ring and pay for it he ain’t getting none for a month. Said like a true diamond whore.  But at least she is not a coke whore.

Joker Face is planning a sweet 16 for daughter Christine. Christine says she would like to donate the cover charge fee she is going to charge at the door of her sweet 16 party to charity. I never heard of a birthday party where there is a cover charge at the door! What a good skeam! Joker Face says that since supposedly she gave birthto Christine she gets to take credit for Christine coming up with the charity idea and so Joker Face says she will make the sweet 16 party about herself and her 7 carat engagement drama causing ring .

Joker Face also says that she never had a birthday party ever in her life ever. Just like she never got arrested for pistol whipping and kidnapping charges. Yeap, she is so honest! She states the first time she ever had a birthday party was for her annual 47th birthday . But she never had a birthday party for her 47th birthday ever until she turn 47 the 47th time. So this is another reason why she is also hijacking Christine’s spotlight on Christine’s birthday and make it about herself.

By the way Joker Face has a right to claim credit for the charity sweet 16 event. Because it was all her idea . Well sort of, Christine came up with the original idea to give the money she ‘earned’ in the party to charity but Joker Face perfected the idea by telling Christine she will have to donate all the proceeds to the charity of Joker Face’s Embalming Fluid Botox Fund. Notice how they don’t mention which charity they donate the money to.

I am surprised Joker Face even invited her daughter Christine to her own birthday party. Well maybe it had to do with the fact that daddy dollars, was showing up and he foots the 10k per month. And the Bitch really gets 10k per month, although she tries to cry and say she gets nothing.

 One of my readers SoCalmama talked to that fool Thomas Stauband he told her he does pay Joker Face 10k a month but the bitch blows her money. I am just repeating what he told her. But I believe it. I mean how the fuck she affords them horse’s ass dingle berry hair extensions and battery acid botox injections that keep her face mask a plastic ,shinny, orange,  tone. I heard their expensive.That’s a lot of expensive shit.

Joker Face also confesses to the fact that when she was 16 she dind’t hang around a lot of other normal 16 year old girls. Since normally at the bordello’s and the stripper joints she worked at when she was 16 the oldest prostitution whores where about 17 and up and the men were all over 37. And this was back in the cowboy days when she was 16! Because back then they called the stripper joints a burlesque house which later evolved into a sleazier strip joint. Yeap she looked like she is lived long enough to dance burlesque back then in them cowboy days.

Jacqueline goes and cries to the God Mother again and asks her advice on Kim Grany-Tell who is a 4 faced bitch. The God Mother tells Jacquie that through Kim G, Joker Face has a window into her world. And she is right . The God Mother then asks Jacquie if Joker Face knows that Jacquie and Kim Granny-Tell are talking smack about her behind her back. Jacquie tells her ‘no’.

The God Mother says that she wouldn’t want to be Kim G, when the Joker  finds out. No shit! The God Mother says Kim G is a 4 faced Bitch that needs to find out where she belongs.Then The God Mother makes a good point about how Joker Face is trying to fuck with Ashley’s rest of her life. By pressing charges , going to court and making a bing stink over Ashley yanking her gettho weave.

When Joker Face was 25. That’s older than Ashley who is only 19. She was prostitution whoring, coke dealing, kidnapping and pistol whipping kidnap victims. That’s worst than Ashley who only yanked on her weave and is not a coke dealing, prostitution whore. At least not yet anyhow.

Teresa and Barney Devito have Jacquie and her husband Chris over, to get hammered and do bong rips. While the boys go shoot pool and worry about money problems the women sit around talking about all the gifts and diamonds that Teresa wants  for her anniversary .But Barney can’t afford.  Teresa says that Barney better make it ‘BIG’. Teresa wants what she wants and she don’t care if Barney has to suck a hobo’s dick to get her a diamond . She want it and he better produce it . Somehow. Teresa don’t want to hear about the bankruptcy shit it doesn’t exist. What a determined woman!

Barney brings up to  Chris, that it’s going to be his and Teresa’s  10 year anniversary and he is sweating it. He don’t know what to get her. Because ‘The money is not flowing like it used to…Now it’s just a’ trickling’. Homeboy is really worried you can tell. Barney stopped playing around about that shit like 3 episodes ago. Chris tells him to get Teresa a ‘Fugazi’. A fake ass ring that you would buy at the 50 cent candy machine at the 7-11. I guess when their thugs go out and collect that insurance money from local businesses they must be getting paid in nickels and dimes now.

Jacquie tells Teresa that Barney Devito should give Teresa , his ‘Crown Jewels!’ . Because that may be romantic. Teresa gets all confused and yells at Jacquie . ‘What do ya’ thank. I am Arrabic or samethang?

 Then we go to Caroline’s house . Where we find out that The God Mother’s son Mr. Golden-child who fell from grace, for getting kicked out of lawyer school. Has now joined the police academy. In like a couple days too. Albie is crying because the Police Academy forced him to shave his head. In case of lice. The God Mother , The God Father, Lauren and Albie’s younger brother Chris The Court Jester, are laughing at him for being a shaved bald motherfucker. Well at least that covers up his receding hair line so you can’t tell he is bald. As a matter of fact I think he should shave the rest of his head off.

Albie is the one in ‘The Family’ that has to be the ‘Squeaky clean’ one of ‘The Family’. So since he couldn’t cut it as a lawyer he had to become  a cop. Even thought he is saying this is only temporary it doesn’t make sense he just quickly joined The Police Academy and says he is going to quit as soon as this lawyer school thing comes through. Yea, well see.  Unless it really,pertains to the type of law he will specialize in as a lawyer. And of course it looks like he will be some kind of a criminal lawyer.Which that type of family would need. DUH!  Anyways, enough serious talk . Let me get back to clowning on these ho’s.

The God Mother was all pissy that her baby got screamed at Army Sargent style at the Police Academy. But whateves. She needs to cut that 9 feet umbilical cord to Albie. I don’t blame her thought. I have the same disease sometimes too. And it’s bullshit. The God Mother decides she going with Albie to the Police Academy next time the mean Sargeant yells at him and she is going to take him out. She will too!

The Court Jester asks whose ass he has to suck to be the ‘Mazor’ . Because his ass wants to maze people. The God Father tells The Court Jester to show support by shaving his head off. Christopher looks all worried because The God Father will make him do it.

Then we see a scene of Joker Face pimping out her surprisingly beautiful talented children with a bright but uncertain future. Joker Face is pushing her younger kidnapped victim Jillian into singing. Jillian cries while thinking  about how cool it would be, if only they can escape the claws of Joker Face Dirty Deeds.

Teresa and Barney Devito  are having their 10 year anniversary. Barney has no shirt on because he is so broke he lost that too. I am going to skip through these awful scenes with this neanderthal trying to find a fitting shirt. That’s pretty gross. Anyways Barney Devito has a driver take him and Teresa to the anniversary thingy. He takes her to the sleaze motel in a car, driven by a pervert who watches them kiss after Teresa had to beg Barney for a kiss like for 10 minutes.

Teresa gets to go on a chopper ride with Mr Devito and they get to go to New York. Were Barney Devito is totally lost , he don’t even know they’re flying over Central Park he calls it a ‘Nice park over there right in the middle of nowhere!’. Teresa’s dumb ass says she wants to do this ‘Like once a month’. Barney has that “OH OH!” Worried look on his face. He is probably thinking “NOOO!! What the fuck did I do!’ Now she wants to do this like once a month! how much is that gonna cost NOOOO!!!!

The pilot imforms Teresa and Barney that they have 6 minutes left and if they would like to see something else. Barney wants to see the Bahamas. But that’s 3 days away. And Teresa wants to go to ‘The Hamptons’ but Barney tells her they’re close. Teresa believes him!

Later on the romance continues as Barney Devito takes Teresa to dine her and … well it gets gross. He gives her a ring in a chocolate cake Teresa eats it and swallows it .  Barney Devito yells at her for eating the ring that Barney bought at the fifty cent machine down at the liquor store. Now that they’re broke an’ all. 

Teresa tells Barney Devito not to worry because she will get the ring out eventually. The poor butler that was assigned to wait on this couple of sick fucks had the look of horror in his face the whole time.

The poor man had to witness Teresa getting that ring out. But that wasn’t the grosses part of all . The grosses part of all was when the two neanderthals did it on the bed. The poor butler was so traumatized that at the end of his shift he ended up jumping to his death. But ended in the pool and somehow survived , so he is fine. But after what he witness he did go nuts and now he is at some mental ward after seeing that whole Teresa and Barney Devito sick display of caveman mating. It was pretty gross!!

Next some boring part with Albie trying to show Lauren and Chris all the fun stuff he learned at the Police Academy. Albie says he likes to be a good example to his younger siblings and prides himself on that. And right after he says that Lauren and The Court Jester end up ditching him after they send him on a bitch errand to get them water. Lauren says her and The Jester enjoy ganging up on Albie.

Joker Face gathers her daughters to a short meeting before Christine’s sweet sixteen. She switches her tone of voice to that creepy, baby manipulation voice the one she uses to manipulate her daugthers and she  tells her daughters : Alright girls tonight is Christine’s sweet 16 so I am going to make this night about me. And since your dad is coming with his new wife who is only a couple of years younger than me (more like 27 years younger that her) I am going to wear the ring he gave me for our engagement. This way I can make this night all about me. And it will also piss off his new wife and cause drama for them. Yaa Meee!!! Then she clapps like a retard.

Did ya’ all see Joker Face’s daughters worried sour faces when she was telling them she was going to wear that ring? Joker Face also makes sure to mention this  ring is 7 Carat.

Then is dress rehearsal. Christine is trying on many different dresses for her party and informs her mother she will be getting double d fake boobs pretty soon.Then it’s little Jillian’s turn to model her party dress. One of Joker Faces ‘friends’ Kathy is there offering Joker Face her friendly support. So she can be on TV famewhoring.

Kathy tells Jillian she should wear high heels to that mess, because Suri Cruise wears high heels and she is only 3 years old . Jillian reminds the 2 old bitches that she is only 11 and she don’t give a shit if the Virgin Mary was wearing high heels at the age of 3. She is not wearing them period.  Hold up here . So you’re telling me this little girl has to parent herself! Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. In some cases when your mother is the town whore, porn skank and you’re 11 you have to parent yourself and put restrictions on yourself. Specially when you see your mom’s busy revolving door with different guys named John coming in and out of the house. Pun intended!

Finally is Christine’s sweet 16 and Joker Face has arranged for her daughter and their friends to have pedicures, manicures and a forbidden bordello room. I was waiting to see a pole and Joker Face swing from it. But Instead Joker Face decided she wanted to waive her 7 Carats ex-engagement  ring her ex-husband gave her in her ex-husband and his new wife’ face hoping this will created some drama for them later on and because she gives herself the title of ‘Best mom in the world’ . You know when she is not starring in home made porn videos.  That Bitch doesn’t know when to quit. I bet the new wife has had to deal with some nightmarish, psychotic, bullshit from this jealous ho’. If only the new wife would speak up.

Ashley got a ride from her momma Jacquie to pick up her court summons. For punishment Jacquie makes her walk all the way to the mail building by herself. Ashley doesn’t give a shit and thinks the whole thing is funny. Genius Ashley says she is going to counter-sue Joker Face. Jacquie asks her ‘For what?’ and Ashley’s intelligent answer is ‘I don’t know!’

 Ashley also states that she is ‘Like exicted’ about all this shit. I bet if she was caught, on another reality TV show named COPS and her ass got pulled over while her and her boyfriend were high and stealing a car and saw the cops coming, she would say some ignorant shit like  that. Jacquie wonders is Ashley says all this bullshit to be a smart ass, since Jacquie is such a mature example of mother hood. Well the turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole.

All this craziness with the whole Teresa and Joe Giudice bankruptcy yard sale, has brought some attention to some old comments that were posted way before The Real Housewives Of New Jersey was even aired. Some of these comments took place while the show was being filmed. I saw this website before the show aired but I don’t recall reading all these crazy comments.

At the time these were posted we didn’t know the dirt on the housewives. But now when you read the comments and compare them to the shenanigans of these housewives you can see that a lot of these were posted by people that possibly knew these women . I only picked the most outrageous ones but if you want to read the rest click on the link to the site. Ashley Holmes posted some angry comments on there also, she put her name and everything. And some look like they were written by Joker Face, because you can see that even in her writing she calls women ‘ woman’. I think even Kim Granny-Tell is in there somewhere.

There is also a few comments that mention how the housewives husband’s should have their own show too. Because they’re scandalous and cheaters and maybe dangerous too. Who knows if this is true or if all the hateful bullshit was posted by Joker Face because she is a jealous ho’. But these comments were an interesting read.

Towards the bottom of the page I posted some more recent comments that I took out of a website called ‘Homes Of The Rich’ . On that site they thrash Teresa and Barney Devito about them being fronters, not having as much money as they pretend to have and about how Joe has this younger blonde girlfriend. Again I don’t know how much of that is true or not or if they were just posted by the Joker to stir up more shit. I don’t know about Barney Devito having a mistress  . He can’t even afford a wife . Those bitches are expensive.

Click here to read the original comments On Common Ground . Sorry if I posted too many . There was too many good ones.

 June 25, 2008 11:20 PM

Anonymous said…

Down to earth?!! Umm did anyone see my big fat fabulous wedding with Tommy and Dina? Well Dinas on Real Housewives now, along with her sister and 2 other obnoxious women. I know all of them and they dont have the money that they portray to have!! This is going to be a hysterical show!!!!!

June 30, 2008 2:40 PM

Anonymous said…

I dontknow if you read the post’s above, but this is my FAMILY your talking about.
Do you have access to their bank accounts? No, you don’t. So how can you commment on money?? You can’t.
And if you knew them as good as you seem to think you do, you would know that they are down to earth.Jealousy is a bitch, huh?

July 01, 2008 3:09 PM 

Anonymous said…

I know the ENTIRE family of some of the “wives” being filmed. Bravo is missing the boat. Some of the men are much more interesting. A little “dangerous” too!

July 01, 2008 5:44 PM

Anonymous said…

i wonder who all these people are that saythey know my family…I wonder if they really do…I’m so curious, that’s why I check this board everyday…We have been waiting to see how long it would take people to start saying BS…I wonder who everyone is?

July 02, 2008 11:42 AM

Anonymous said… Your “family” is obviously a bunch of attention getting morons. what is this, the 4th reality show they have tried to capture attention with?!? They make themselves look retarted… they may have money, but sure as hell are lacking CLASS.

July 02, 2008 7:39 PM

Anonymous said… ***TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE AT 5:35***Get your facts straight, moron. The only one to ever do anything with TV was Dina and that was one show about her wedding. Judging by your ignorant comment, I will go on to assume that you don’t know them or anything they are about because you couldnt be more off with your ridiculous assumptions. Like I said, we were ready for a**hole, wanna-be’s to start talking sh*t. I guess we just didnt anticipate the “hating” to begin so soon. I guess we shouldnt underestimate the power jealousy.

loser

July 03, 2008 8:42 AM

Anonymous said…

No jealousy at all…you all want attention, thats why your trolling the only website talking about the show so far. You guys are a big laugh to people around here, thats all im saying. Nothing to be jealous of AT ALL.

 

 July 13, 2008 10:14 PM

Anonymous said…

The reason I am “trolling” a website is because the show is about my family and I am interested in what people are saying. I don’t know one single person that would not be “interested” about a show about their family? Why are YOU “trolling”? Why do you care? Who are YOU to judge? If your not jealous, then why would you lookfor a website and take the time to comment SEVERAL times? It doesn’t make sense. If your not interested, then don’t pay any mind to the situation and share your negative views. We don’t want them and we don’t care what you have to say. We do these things because it’s fun and because we can. Most (NOT ALL) people would take such an opporunityif it came their way as well. By making these negative comments, all your doing is creating more hype (which will result in better ratings!), which is great, so thanks!

 

July 27, 2008 3:40 AM

Anonymous said…

One loser is definitely from Franklin Lakes. Her wedding was on Platinum Weddings. What next? Is Dina the one who cheated on her first husband? Rich as in illegal wealth? So impressive!

August 04, 2008 10:34 PM

Anonymous said…

Once again we have an idiot talking from their a**. I am a close friend of the entire family, so let me correct this moron. Big Fat Fabulous Weddings first of all. Cheating on first husband? Unless it was with you or your husband,its nothing but gossip. And lastly, unless a catering hall has been recently outlawed, their source of income is quite legal. Please stop hating. Aren’t you embarrassed? This is a fun, very cool family that most people wish they were like. Send me your name and address. Maybe I can get you an autograph.

 

August 06, 2008 3:49 PM 

Anonymous said…

I heard that they are driving around looking at houses that they cant afford, pretending they are going to move. PATHETIC. And she left her former husband for Tommy, FACT not rumor “family member”. Stop defending them, they are putting thereselves out there…they are going to be criticized.
Um most people wish they were like them?? They are white trash with a little bit of money that got to their heads.

August 09, 2008 3:00 PM

Anonymous said…

Putting “thereselves” out there?? Enough said. You prove what an idiot you are each time you write.You sound like an angry ex-friend or maybe even an ex “family member”. Get over it. Its all in fun. Lighten up a little.

 

August 09, 2008 11:53 PM

Anonymous said…

They are definately white Trash looking for attention. That’s so sad…. fake boobs and all

August 11, 2008 12:52 PM

Anonymous said…

I don’t know these women personally, but nothing good is ever said when their names are brought up. You are calling people “hating” on you “pathetic”?? You are the ones stalking websites at 2:15 am defending yourselves. You are a joke to people around here… But keep telling yourself that people are “jealous”. Just goes to show what garbage you really are

August 10, 2008 6:24 PM 

Anonymous said…

anonymous….you fool…you have absolutely no idea who these people are..i know one thing for sure you are a jealous bitter person that doesnt know them. if you did you would have your facts straight…you poor pathetic fool…

August 13, 2008 3:57 PM

Anonymous said…

Yes, these woman have a lot of money and big beautiful homes but no brains!!!! Their husbands like to spend lots of time in strip clubs I wonder if they will show that on the show??? They “pimp” their children out in beatuy pagents instead of teaching them morals and values.This show is going to be hyterical we get to see what rich, trashy, uneducated woman do with their time. Did any of these woman attend college, I think not!!!! To think one of the woman even had breast implants for the tapping of this show, haha! I am sure the NY cast will have a field day with this show. Come on everyone lets get french manicures and pedicures for the premiere of the show. Notice how the show didn’t go to the real rich towns such as Short Hills, Livignston, Chatham, Madison, etc. They know where all the drama would be.And no I am not jealous. These people do not have moeny in the bank they have charge cards thats all!

August 19, 2008 10:23 AM

Anonymous said…

one of the pathetic losers that are on this show, is a very close relative of mine. Don’t understand how that show chose her to be on tv. If anyone knows who I might be talking about, what an idiot, clueless mother and a housewive that has no idea what her husband does and who. She definitely needs a reality check.

August 19, 2008 5:05 PM

Anonymous said…

I know one of “housewives” very well. I could not agree more withthe above comment. It may look like they havemoney but, that is not the case! Why don’t these mothers go read a book to their children instead of running around with cameras in their face. Just from knowing some of the girls on this show I can see why Bravo didn’t pick woman with real money and class they picked the dumb ones with no class and charge cards, it makes for a better show. Why don’t they donate some money to chairty instead of worrying about out doing each other with material things

August 19, 2008 5:13 PM

Anonymous said…

Totally agree with previous comments. I know the two sisters on the show and know a third housewive (not so much a housewive at home) I would love to see a show about their so called husbands. I know alot of ones’ husband and he definitely is not too involved with his wife and three kids. But what she don’t know, she will never have a clue about!!!!!!

 

August 19, 2008 11:13 PM

Anonymous said…

Girls,girls,girls. I was just told of this nasty blog by a YOUNG family member of ours. I am also related to 2 of the “housewives”. Please don’t go to the level of these horrible envious woman and even respond to them and their crazy lies. It is quite obvious WHO they are and WHY they do this so let it be. They are the JOKE since the girls don’t pay any mind to this at all. Let them fight with themselves and self distruct:)

August 21, 2008 10:53 AM

Anonymous said…

You’re pathetic and so is anyone else who thinks this show is a good idea! I hope these women are ready for what skeletons will come out of their closets! Especially their husband’s closets!

August 21, 2008 11:42 AM

Anonymous said…

A few of the woman on the show are originally from Paterson, NJ. Don’t forget your roots girls!

August 21, 2008 11:43 PM

Anonymous said…

Haha! WOW, you think of bunch of drama filled, uneducated, materialistic woman who spend their days shopping, taking their kids to a modeling agencies, in and out of children’s boutiques, hair salons, and wondering what their husbands are up to and where they are represent the state of NJ????? I think NOT! I can’t wait for the show also! I can’t wait for them to see what FOOLS they look like!

August 23, 2008 8:35 AM

Anonymous said…

Well I can say that these comments are from nj. To know a person so well and see her on this show, it so proves what she wishes she was. Born and raised in Paterson and and then thinking that she has the wonderful life that these women so called have on this show. This is all just a show because that woman has nothing just a bunch of credit cards with a high balance!!!!!

August 26, 2008 2:27 PM

Anonymous said…

Do not worry, these women CAN and WILL supply the drama. Bravo will not have much work to do. They picked these women because they know they are dumb enough not to care how they are portrayed. Some of these girls are attractive, wealthy, and interesting. That is if you consider woman who shop all day and gossip all day interesting. The economy we live in today is at its worst. More then half of Americans have homes in foreclosure, parents can’t afford back to school clothes for their children, and middle class Americans are going to food banks. What are these rich women doing to help those less fortunate then them, NOTHING! I bet they don’t even know who is running for President!

August 26, 2008 2:56 PM

Anonymous said… How about the fact that 2 of the housewive are ex strippers/hookers? Or that another is ok with her husband sleeping around? I guess thats class..I guess people are totally jealous of you guys!
“Family Member”–please dont speak, you obv. dont know your “families” past’s.

September 03, 2008 4:41 PM

ashley said…

i personally think all of you should just shut up and go get a life… seriously. i hope you guys are teenagers and not grown women…cuz if you’re all grown women leaving comments on a random blog about a reality show… really makes me wonder if YOU’RE the ones not getting attention from your men. – and where are your children while you’re sitting at your computer ? hmm.. i think you all need to grow up and stop creating petty high school-like drama on a blog about the new jersey housewives… why do you all give a shit about them anyway ? jealous maybe ? if you don’t like them so much why bother taking time out of your “perfect” lives to comment this? does it make you feel better about yourself? what do you gain out of this? is this the kind of shit you haveto do to feel like you’re special or something? it’s stupid. besides…WHO ARE YOU to gossip and talk shit about these women? -all of you that claim to them ..obviously don’t know them very well…i can assure that NONE of them were hookers…also,to the women who defend the ladies on this show…thank you…but you should just stop…WHO CARES what these people are saying? they obviously have no life.. and nothing better to do ..they’re all pathetic. you’re better than them. let them think what they want to think..no matter what you say to defend yourselves or the women on the show…they’re going to keep gossiping and talking shit…just leaveit alone… i am actually a daughter of one of the housewives on the show… and honestly once this show airs… i don’t give a damn what you’ll all say about me…i don’t really care what you’ll think of me…because either way you’re all going to think what you believe…but when it all comes down to it…there’s nothing you could say that would effect me at all…and I’M SURE all the other housewives on the show feel the same way too. my mother never comments because she honestly doesn’t give a shit.we all laugh about this blog and joke about how stupid all of you are. and i’m sure the other housewives do the same .–it’s gossip. GROW UP LADIES…and stop being so bitter__this is my FIRST and FINAL post.
thanks

 

September 05, 2008 10:24 AM

Anonymous said…

 You should go read a book so you don’t turn out like your mother! Stop spending so much time on the computer

September 05, 2008 1:00 PM

Anonymous said…

The people who post negative things on this blog must be ugly and are jealous because the ladies on the show are beautiful, funny and entertaining. That’s sad..
And for all the people that “know” one of the housewives and are stilllll talking shit…let’s see how quick they jump to the other side and kiss their ass once their famous..can’t wait!! That’s when the real drama will start…!

September 05, 2008 9:38 PM

Anonymous said…

Looks like that’s what you are doing!!!! Hoping for a apperance on the show????????????

September 06, 2008 9:42 AM

Anonymous said… oh please, I saw one of the housewives just recently. I don’t need to kiss anyones’ ass especially her. Don’t know wjat definition of beautiful, funny, entertaining your talking about and believe me no one is kissing her ass in this family. She came from nothing and now she thinks she’s living that perfect lifestyle. Believe me everyone in this family is laughing at her. She’s a mess!!!CLUELESS about life! Try having a conversation with her, “what a dumbass”

September 09, 2008 7:11 PM

Anonymous said…

Wow. Just found this site and am amazed at how many negative and angry posts there are about a tv show! I saw filming a few weeks ago at a photography studio in Ridgewood. I saw Dina and Tommy on “My Big Fat Wedding” and thought they acted a bit over the top and trash-mouthed. Tommy and his brothers own a very nice, locally popular event/catering hall. I know alot of people who know them and use their facility frequently (which is in Paterson.) Many were a bit turned off by how they acted on WE TV. Do they really want all this controversy and attention again? WHY?? I think it may be bad for business!:)

September 10, 2008 10:39 PM

Anonymous said…

It is bad for business! We were looking to have my daughters wedding at the brownstone and after reading this and seeing the show on WE… NO WAY!!!!!! I would never give these people $1 of my money.

September 11, 2008 5:31 PM

Anonymous said…

It’s a shame to see how CRAZY people can get. It’s also sad to see what a little bit, again a little bit of money can do. I am curious to see what the men are up to, F the women. They are so yesturday, the men are having all the fun. F-N around while there wives are shopping. They should have called this show the cheating housemen of New Jersey. Anyone, that knows them, knows thats TRUE. The only reason they are still married is because there credit cards are all maxed out and can’t afford to retain an attorney.

September 11, 2008 11:15 PM

Anonymous said…

I am a friend of Teresa’s. Based on your posts I know who you are. It is really sad that you need to do this to make yourself feel better. She wouldn’t do this to you. Cut it out before the family finds out and you cause a family war over this nonsense. Is it really worthit? Also, YOU need to pick up a book- your spelling and grammeris that of a fiveyear old. As far as people who wont give another dime to the Brownstone…your loss,the place is amazing. No worries, go pay twice somewhere else. All of you nasty bloggers need to get a life and stop obsessing over others. Really.

September 12, 2008 10:33 PM

Anonymous said…

Tommy and Albert have come a long way to re-build their father’s business, however, all of that hard work will go out the window!!!! Because their customers do not want to see them acting like fools with their hard earned money. Tommy’s wedding was ridiculous, and he got a pass on it. But not this time. Now they park their Ferrari’s and Bentley’s outside to push it in our faces, they should rename the Brownstone — Goumba Johnnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 15, 2008 9:30 AM

Anonymous said… I’m getting bored reading about the same old thing. Brownstone “this” Brownstone “that” doesn’t anyone know anything about the other 4 losers or are they just on the show to use up camera time. I kinda feel bad for them, they obviously had NO attention before and still getting NO attention Now. Except for the one comment about the stipper thing (thats true). But, again she’s only married into the family somehow through the Brownstone, so she don’t matter.

September 18, 2008 8:27 PM

Anonymous said…

Girls, Girls, Girls, you are giving these women waaayyyy toooo much attention. I actually know them and their lives are not that interesting. I can’t imagine what they could possibly put on camera. If you ask me the show is gonna end up being a flop and “the real disappointment of NJ” Sorry!

September 24, 2008 4:47 PM

Anonymous said… wow…Teresa’s “family member” just won’t let up will she? Don’t you see that someone is about to expose you girl??? Do you want your dirty laundry aired??? Cause I think it’s about to happen. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones now should they???
I suggest you cram it, before you are really sorry that you ever decided to write your first evil envious lie on here. Let it go now before someone starts writing the FACTS about you. I haven’t told her about this blog yet, but you just don’t want to let up. I really think it’s time to stop before you make a bigger fool of yourself honey. Don’t make me go there, cause I WILL
Let the fans make their own judgement on these girls…I think they are going to love em.

September 26, 2008 8:48 PM

Anonymous said… HOLY CRAP!!!
I am one of the girls that did the show. I had no idea that we were so “popular” or even that interesting for that matter. What the hell is going on here???
Some of these blogs are quite obvious who they are- good and bad. For those who have been nice…thank you for havin’ our backs. For those who are nasty…it’s kinda sad really. If you have issues with us…let us know to our faces. You obviously are not just random people that google a show that hasn’t even aired yet. We don’t care what the general public will say when it airs…we put ourselves out there so we will have to take the good with the bad. WE KNOW…WE KNOW
So at this point all I could say is lighten up…it’s just a silly show.
God…I don’t know if we should be flattered or if I should update my security system…I’m gonna go with the security for now.
By the way, I was going to put my name on here…but I will make you wonder just like we have to about you.

 

This is more recent comments from another website called ‘Homes Of The Rich‘  about the Giudices and supposedly Joe’s girlfriend:

georgia peach says:

I heard they have both parents living in the downstairs of the mansion to help babysit and cover the mortgage. So NJtowaco mole do spill the dirt about joe’s girlfriend and when did he get caught? Do tell inquiring minds want to know.

• CarmenLucianaMarellaDonatellaAnnaGiancarloVanettiDiCarloMozzarella says:

  July 23, 2010 at 3:42 am

  Joe has taken Tara to construction sites already. The guys have known about her for sometime. Teresa’s going to be in for a big surprise when Tara has her “reveal.”

• CarmenLucianaMarellaDonatellaAnnaGiancarloVanettiDiCarloMozzarella says:
  July 23, 2010 at 3:35 am

  That would be the young blonde woman named Tara….Joe has taken her to construction sites and the guys have met her.

  Teresa’s on her way out whether or not she knows it….

My parents know Theresa and her husband Joe very well. I’ve met her and her family a few times before I moved to Beverly Hills,CA and she is not a wealthy person at all, She and her family lived in a mini shack before that mansion that they can’t afford. IDK? how they owe $11 million to the credit card companys? They have always borrowed money from my parents and never paid it back. If they know they couldn’t afford the house why even risk getting it build like it doesn’t make sence. It’s hard to figure her out.

 

Joker Face was apparently looking for an apartment in a West New York luxury building. She mingled with some of the other tenants and suddenly found out that Kim Grannietell has an apartment there. The Bitch freaked out and ran out of the building screaming .  Since her and Kim G are no longer friends. No surprise there!

 Here is the original article from New York Post:

I wanted to make this recap a longer funier version but all week my fucking Internet has been down . It works then it don’t then it works again. The technician came out 3 times today and replaced the modem 3 times! Each time after he replaced it the Internet would work for about a half hour and then it would take a shit again. Now I’m having a senior technician come out tomorrow so hopefully I can post this before the Internet decides to take a 6 hour shit again!

This episode was the aftermath of the ugly. We first see a clip of Barney Devito taking his little Teresa Juniors to taekwondo classes or weave pulling classes. Teresa tries to pretend that she doesn’t know where they get their ghetto scrapping talents from. One of the little Teresas tells Mr. Devito that she doesn’t want to figth but  wants to go eat instead. Because of that, Barney Devito makes them fight for a meal. He’s teaching them early!

In this episode we also got to see Joker Face going to the courthouse to press charges against Ashley for the weave pulling party. The whole time she was outside with her ‘Busted up Sex in the City’ crew (per Jacqueline) and was  talking with her lawyers and her new so called ’friends’ all I could think of was the bitches of Hocus Pocus. What the fuck.

Joker Face’s fuck buddy Danny enrolled Joker Face in some self defense classes so that she can supposedly defend herself from those ‘woman’, that keep pulling her weave. She drags her 2 daughters to the fighting classes and they look embarrassed as hell.

Last season this ho’ bag was sitting there saying she is a bad ass and can kick anybody’s ass. Remember she would brag about how she is in excellent shape because she works out a lot and this season she is sitting there lying saying that she is a delicate little flower that is not a fighter and that she doesn’t like to have to work out too hard. This bitch is a pathological liar  and she can’t make up her fucking mind . She needs to pick one lie and stick to it. Why don’t she just pistol whip a bitch next time they try to pull her weave? I know she knows how to do that, she has massive experience in pistol whipping.

Teresa goes over to that thrift store Posche that Kim D is trying to pass off as some luxury clothing boutique, when that bitch dresses like she got her suit at the Salvation Army free pile. Kim D  and her duck lips look like she is drunk off her ass already and it was probably only 9 am.

When Teresa shows up Kim D of course offers her a drink and Teresa is sitting there getting hammered with Kim D. In another part of town Kim G has smelled the Bravo cameras and so she quickly hops on her broom and arrives at the Posche. Teresa says she don’t like that bitch. But says she feels bad that the night of the full moon when she turned into a wolf and chased Joker Face down she pushed Kim G and Kim G is an older lady and Teresa says she respects the elderly. Maybe Ashley should take some advice from Teresa here and should of respected the elderly Joker Face who is old enough to be her grandma . What is Joker Face 60? 70 maybe? Yeah Ashley should learn to respect the elderly bitches who are ready for AARP and Medicare. Not me though I don’t respect the elderly crazy.

Speaking of Ashley we see a scene of her and her boyfriend talking about the Joker Face unbeweavable disaster. And he looks like he is tired of hearing about this bitch drama crap. I wonder when he is gonna jump ship.

Barney Devito takes Teresa on a trip of an apartment building that’s above a Pizza parlor he owns. That’s one of  the businesses that the Bankruptcy people are saying they concealed from the courts.

 Barney informs Teresa that her ass better start getting used to making the Pizzas and living at that building that looks like it’s probably in one of the many colorful NJ getthoes . Then he tells her that  they’re ass is getting kicked out of the marble mausoleum they live in now. And Teresa laughs and says ‘Ha Ha! I am never going to live in that dump!’ But Barney has a sad and serious look in his face and says : I’m serious bitch I’m not playing. I have a feeling he was serious too. Imagine if she really did have to live in that tiny apartment and make pizzas yikes! She would crawl in a hole an die of embarrassment and all you bitches be laughing at her. But Joker Face would be laughing the hardest.

Click here for an interview of Kim G. Granytell trying to hook up with a young boy toy.

 

It seems that all the ex-lovers of Joker Face are coming after her for one reason or another. First Kevin Maher is slaping a lawsuit on Joker Face for defamation of character for all the bullshit she talked about him in her book  ”The Naked Truth ” and is suing Joker Face her book’s alleged ghost writer and its publisher, Simon & Schuster. Kevin’s lawyer send a letter to Joker Face in January telling her he is suing her. Here is what Kevin told Zap2It:

“The lie that she told about me was that I beat her in a cocaine stupor for days,..And then when the police showed up, I confessed and then I went to prison.I was never in prison in my adult life. Period.”

At the same time she is also getting sued by ex fuck Steve Zalewski, for defamation and harrasment.

 

Now the ex boyfriend Danny Aguilar (picture above) who was involved in the kidnapping hoopla she was tangled in 24 years ago is demanding 100k from her crazy ass . Danny Aguilar states that Joker Face would of gotten killed by some big time drug dealers if he had not steped in and saved her ass by paying them that 100k. That she never paid back and now this guy wants his money. Aguilar called Joker Face on Sunday night to demand his money and the conversation turned fugly real quick. Then she called him a ‘celebrity stalker’ and threatened to sue him for defamation of character.(Seems this is all they sue each other over!) Then she called the police on his ass and the police called him and told him to knock it off.

Here is what he told Radaronline:

“My money got her out of trouble with these drug dealers. They wanted her dead and I didn’t want them to kill her.  I paid for it.  We all got popped, everyone went to jail and she snitched…I’m the ‘Real McCoy, I’m the one that did 15 years in a federal penitentiary over you. I’m no stalker.”

 

 

 

Depending on wich way you look at it .Maybe the night of the Posche Faux Fashion show Teresa should of not gonne out. Maybe Joe should of kept her locked up in her haunted marble mansion’s basement because as you can see it was a full moon that night and so Teresa turned into a wolf.

By this time Teresa had called over Joker Face to supposedly say ‘Hi’. Which we all know was a bunch of bullshit because she just wanted to taunt Joker Face and maybe smack her around a couple of times. Teresa is pretending to be nice and in a very casual insincere  tone, brings up the famous table flipping nigh.”The night after I flipped the table… yoouu know I was pissed. I was like you know, let me make things better. You know,.. you know me, I’m like the sweetest person’ Joker Face looks at her and says ‘NO, I don’t know you that way’. Teresa tries unsucessfuly to convince Joker Face that she is a nice person and brings it up again and again.  Joker Face knows she is being taunted. Because I bet this is not the first time someone she pissed the fuck off has taunted her just for shits and giggles.

 Not even five seconds after Teresa has tried hard to convince Joker Face that she is a nice girl the temper she was trying hard to conceal with her shitty acting, is starting to boil and show . And her voice starts to get louder when she begins raising her voice at Joker Face saying: ‘You got me to that point…, no honey I kept my mouth shut…’ Then Joker Face got all pissed off because I guess in Jersey if you call someone ‘Honey’ then it really means you’re calling them ‘Coke- Whore’. And tells Teresa in her fakest New Joisey accent ‘Don’t call me honey’. At this moment Teresa goes from zero to ghetto and answers :IS BITCH BETTER!?’. Joker Face then snaps at Teresa and says ‘Tha’ss a- fuck enough!…DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING ATTACK ME!..YOU THROW SOMETHING AT ME!’. It was downhill from there as the bitches kept yelling at each other.  Joker Face threatens Teresa with pressing charges on her for throwing that table at her last season .

Teresa was sitting on that big arm chair arguing and yelling at Joker Face, swaying back and forth doing a ghetto-fabulous dancing type of choreographed move. Trying to look cute, like she  was totally enjoying this yelling match. And Joker Face asks her ‘WHAT IS THAT GHETTO THING YOU’RE DOING?’ . Then Teresa stood up and got up in Joker Face’s mug right away. Her ghetto-fabulous moves had to be cranked up a few notches to show that bitch she meant binezz.

So her neck is still swaying back and forth and she throws in, the arm waiving and finger pointing move to increase the intimidation effect, and yells : I’M FROM PATTERSON ! DID YOU FORGET? Damn! Them some fighting words! Now I am not from the East Coast but for us West Coast Californios this must be the equivalent to telling someone in Los Angeles County: BITCH I’M FROM POMONA! Or if you are in Orange County: BITCH I’M FROM SANTA ANA! Or someone in Ventura County: BITCH I’M FROM OXNARD!. Yeap I get it. She grew up in the ghetto of Patterson,scrapping with the other Italian Cholas. AWESOME! All Teresa needed to do was take off her shoes and throw a shoe at that other bitch and she would be a Latina Chola. BEAUTIFUL!

Teresa was like some kind of a chinchilla fur wearing high heel stomping cavewoman ready to tear Joker Face a new asshole.  The two aligator bitches are Jacquie and Ashley

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Joker Face tells Teresa she knows Teresa is a hood rat and used to live in a ghetto ass house at the projects of Patterson. Teresa’s come back is that she now lives in a 5 millon dollar house. Is five million now?  I thought that house was only like a little under 2 million? Joker Face then says the worst thing you could ever tell a fronter and yells : ‘I KNOW AND IT’S IN FORECLOSURE!’  During this whole time Teresa has been enjoying this little argument . It was like fun little banter . You know, the type of banter she grew up enjoying in Patterson with the other little Italian Cholitas. But when that bitch yelled the word ‘FORECLOSURE!’  And all hell broke loose.

Joker Face suddenly realized she should of not said that and just ran out of there, because that’s when Teresa got up to kick her ass. Kim G makes the MISTAKE  to try and push Teresa to sit down on the chair. Bitch should know, you dont’t force a wolf woman on a full moon to sit down when she is about to chase down a beast. I’m surprise that Teresa didn’t punch Kim G. She just pushed her.

Joker Face likes to act all tough and threatens bitches, that she is gonna come a- knocking at their door and she won’t be alone and blah, blah, blah, but when some ghetto bitch that’s crazier than her, wants to knock her teeth out she runs like a little bitch and hides.

We all know Teresa was up to no good calling Joker Face to say ‘Hi’ .You know damn well she wanted to beat her ass and start some major drama blowout. But then again can you blame her? Everyone wants to beat that bitches ass. After she got the beast riled up, Teresa was like a cavewoman in chinchilla fur and high heels, with a club, chasing after a dinner beast yelling ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE BITCH!’.

Jacquie’s screechy little  annoying voice hurls at Joker Face in Teresa’s defense: ’Danielle I read your court records !.. You beat somebody with a 9mm pistol!.’

Meanwhile Joker Face is running and demanding her body guard to keep Teresa away from her. The bodyguard is manhandling Joker Face because secretly he wants to beat her ass too. And Joker Face is yelling at him confused saying : ‘DON’T HOLD ME!’ and ‘I BROKE MY FUCKING HEEL!’ What kind of Walmart cheap hooker boots was that bitch wearing?

Bitches are jumping on Teresa two at a time and she is tossing them out of the way like rag dolls. She is knocking down and dragging bitches down the way to get to Joker Face  yelling ‘COKE WHORE!’ , leaving a wake of pissed off  injured bitches  in her path. Including that one fat bitch that looks in the camera all pissed off holding her face and says ‘THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!’ I think Teresa punched her in the face to get her out of the way.  By this time the full moon had turned Teresa into a full wolfwoman so they weren’t dealing with a regular woman anymore. She was unstoppable. (Click this link my reader Alex left and check out this pic of Teresa in the full moon)

  The whole thing looked like a demented walking circus parade , complete with cameras and yelling hood rats ready to throw down. It was more out of control than anything they ever showed on Jerry Springer.

Joker Face ran and ran like a little bitch that’s been dishing it out since season one but can’t take it , when the other beast gets riled up ready to shove a cavemen club up her crusty ass.  Joker Face ends up hiding behind the bushes crying . By this time she is using her acting skills crying uncontrollably and over the top well beyond what the situation calls for . She  puts on an award winning performance trying to convince the audience  that  she is really frightened by Teresa . The bitch cries and cries while hiding in the bushes and says that she can’t breathe and other stupid shit like: ‘Get me out of here!..I’m gonna pass out!’

Kim G is trying to stop Teresa but Teresa insists: ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE!’. Yeap, you know that really hit a nerve with her, because this was back when her money problems started to show up and she is not happy with Joker Face calling her out on it.

Some large  guy intercepts with Teresa preventing her from going outside to bitch slap the other skank and says to Teresa :  ‘Show that you have class’ Something that just goes over Teresa’s head. Notice how the music has become very sinister now?

There’s a  mosh pit of commotion inside with Teresa, Kim D, Jacqueline and all the other shit load of people in that clusterfuck telling Teresa to leave Joker Face alone. Teresa is of course NOT LISTENING.

Meanwhile Kim G has gone outside to check on Joker Face who keeps the crock tears coming and is now going into full- faux-convulsions and hysterics. Kim G smacks Joker Face and yells : ‘COME DOWN!!, ‘COME DOWN!!’ Because that really works.

Kim G is screaming at her driver ” ‘PUT HER IN THE CAR!’

Kim G’s driver and Joker Face’s new body guard are trying to help Joker Face to the car ,while she continues with her crying performance. They help her walk because she cries that one of her cheap ass hooker boots has a broken heel.

The sinister music continues playing and they focused the camera on Ashley who looks like she siphon some of the wolf men insanity from Teresa. Ashley is sneaking up to Joker Face.

While the 2  men where dragging Joker Face to her car  Ashley sneaks up her little tubby hand  between the 2 men and yanked Joker Face’s weave and yells ‘Who do you think you are?’ The whole thing lasted less than 2 seconds.And that was it. I was expecting some serious weave pulling. But it was just a little yank. Kinda like the time that Sheree was helping Kim Zolciak ‘adjust’ her road kill wig. Remember that shit? Joker Face of course has to cry and sob and get all hysterical like someone really stabbed her ass with a fork in the eye. Bitch please!

After that Ashley was standing there getting held back by Kim G and  screaming like a psycho ass:  ’LOVE AND LIGHT BITCH’

Ashley yells proudly : ‘I pulled her fucking weave off her hair!’

As Joker Face is walking to Kim G’s car with the 2 bodyguards , she is screaming: ‘Get me out a’ here!… ‘ She sees Teresa walking behind her and yells ‘ She is behind you!’. With that creepy music they were playing and Joker Face screaming ‘ She is behind!’ and Teresa walking normal not running just walking! That reminded me of one of the Friday the 13th movies. Remember  Michael Myers would always be walking slow and at a normal pace and the poor dum-shit teenagers he would kill were always running scared and fast but somehow that fucktard Myers would always catch them and kill them anyways?  That’s what this part reminded me off Joker Face was all walking fast almost running and Teresa was all walking slow but was gonna catch her anyways.

 Back inside the ghetto ass country club is was just like the trailer park on Saturday night. Ashley is walking around proudly bragging that she pulled on Joker Face’s donkey hair extensions. Everyone inside is talking about it and Jacquie hears of it and is not happy. But she secretly is!

More award winning performance tears from Joker Face as she is uncontrollably crying her way into Kim G’s Bentley. Bitch is crying like if somebody died.

The big guy Harry who is Kim G’s driver is outside  that Bentley guarding it. All he gives a shit about is that the Bentley doesn’t get scratched but he seems to have been enjoying this cat fight. Teresa approaches the Bentley and demands to speak to the ‘Bitch’. Harry  is trying to keep Teresa away from that Bentley but, tells her in an admirable tone: ‘ You know, you’re like a gazelle, you’re fast.’ Then he pretty much high fives her. He secretly wanted Teresa to catch that ho’ and smack her around a couple times ’cause he had the misfortune of having to drive her demanding ass around for the last couple days while she drove him insane and she ain’t even his boss.

Harry stands his ground because he don’t need that Bentley messed up. The other body guard guy is mute but also stands there like a wall. Teresa continues her immature high schoolish attitude of wanting to keep taunting that bitch. Jacquie tries to get Teresa to leave that miserable bitch alone, but Teresa insist on taunting her and throws some childish fit saying that Harry will have to run her over with the Bentley because she refuses to move unless Joker Face comes out to box her.

Joker Face is in the car sobbing saying she knew this would happen. Well DUH! She repeats the affirmation and the cycle is just a self fulfilling prophesy she puts herself there. Kim G has decided to go out and shoot the shit with Jacqueline. Joker Face doesn’t like it because she knows Kim G will be badmouthing her. And Kim G bad mouths her just like she expected.

Ashley has now showed up by the Bentley hoping to get another piece of Joker Face’s weave. Jacquie yells at Ashley to go home. Ashley yells ‘I’m glad you pick Danielle over your own daughter’. And I’m glad she don’t see her mom is trying to prevent her ass from getting arrested but of course she doens’t see that.

 Joker Face calls popo from Kim G’s Bentley. And  says Yea hi, this is Danielle Staub’ Like they knew her. Bitch was talking like when you place your order for pizza withthe parlor down the street and they know you by name. And they did!  Notice how she starts telling the 911 woman that she was attacked and she starts yelling at the woman with a demanding voice. The 911 dispatcher tells her :’Ma’am stop!’ . Cause she knows this bitch and wants her to shut up.

Suddenly the whole fiasco turned into an episode of cops. When the cops spoke to Jacqueline they told her they knew all about crazy ass Danielle. That bitch is always calling the police on all the boyfriends she has to kick out and all the people she fights with.

 When popo shows up and Joker Face tells them what happened she is all yelling at the cop showing him her hair and crying. The cop was like ‘Yeah, whatever’. Then she even got all dramatic during her one on one video interview and walks away from it all dramatic and crying.

Even thought the cops showed up and everything.Nobody got arrested! Even crazy ass Teresa who was arguing with the cop refusing to tell him her name or give him ID. Cop was asking her ‘What is your name’ and Teresa was responding ‘fuck you motherfucker I don’t have to answer shit!’. That bitch reminded me like the crazy ho’s they show on cops when they show up for a domestic violence situation. It seemed like this was not the first time Teresa has been uncooperative with a police officer of the law . The way she behaved towards the cop was very telling like she has acted this way towards the cops many times before.

WTFuck is wrong with Teresa seriously? Doesn’t she see the cameras rolling ? The cops will know who the fuck she is .  That was insane the mafia must have the police station on their payroll that’s why they didn’t arrest Teresa or Ashley. If it would of been anybody else in another town they would of being in the back of that cop car handcuffed.

The next morning Teresa and Jacquie go tell the God Mother about the fiasco that ended with 8 police cars. God Mother wasn’t very happy with it . When Jacqueline and Teresa are telling their version of the story they told it just the way that a child or pretteen would of being telling their mommie. What’s funny is the pettiness of it all. Caroline is looking at those two bitches like  they’re stupid while they’re telling her their version of the story. She also lets them know that they gave Joker Face what she wanted. She is riiight!

 Joker Face tells Chihuahua on crack Danny her exagerated version of what happened . She says that her neck was injured, Ashley pulled wads and wads of hair out of her head , she has a bald spot, she got whiplash maybe cancer from the pulling of the weave. Wow all that from a little hair pull that lasted less than 2 seconds.  Did ya’ all notice how Danny looked like he just woke up? And so did Joker Face? UH HUM! Danny also says that if he would of gonne he would of being back in jail because he beats on women so he would of poped Teresa or Ashley in the mouth.

Joker Face cuts some hair from one of her daughters head, wich is way lighter than her own and states during her camera interview that Ashley pulled that hair out of her head.

 Now that I look at Joe really well you know who he looks like? He looks like a combo of Dani Devito and Barney Ruble. I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THAT AND I’VE SEEN THIS FUCKER MANY TIMES!!!He is Barney Devito. That’s what I will refer to him as from now on. Barney Devito!  Teresa tells her side of the story to her husband Barney Devito. She tells him in the most cutesy way how she was being the nicest girl that she is, how she was calling Joker Face ‘Honey’ and how that beast just started spitting poison on poor Teresa . When Teresa is telling Barney her side of the story he is losing interests and getting lost the funniest shit was when she mentions Kim G and he asks her “Who is Kim G? And Teresa says ‘The old lady!’ he answers : ‘Oh God!’.

When Teresa sees that Barney is getting impatient with her she brings up the fact that Joker Face yelled out that their mansion is in foreclosure an awkward quiet pause happens which tells us everything we need to know about them being broke. Then Barney Devito wonders why Teresa didn’t get arrested? And finally they do it on the pool table. EEEEWWWW!!!

Joker Face has some con artist chick called an ‘Energist’ that supposedly she pays to help her get rid of her bad Karma and evil energies. Whatever that chick is doing is not working so I suggest Joker Face get her money back. Joker Face has the nerve to give out Jacquies phone number to this so called ‘Energist’ who calls Jacquie late at night while she is stuck in her car in front of the ghetto neighborhood were the Posche store sits at. Jacquie totally disses this bitch and starts playing games on her Iphone while the “Energist’ tries to cleanse Jacquie’s energies and of course this does not work at all.

Ashley gets yelled at by her parents Jacquie and Chris for yanking on Joker Faces hair. And her parents get 27 ‘Whatevers’.

Was it right for Teresa to taunt the beast ? Was it rigth for Ashley to yank Joker Faces hair extensions? Was it right for Jacquie to yell at Joker Face about reading her court records ? The answer to all those shitty questions is a big fat NO. But was it Karma? YES! It was something that had to be done. It was Karma and Karma had to be repaid sometimes Karma is not pretty. Sometimes Karma sends another crazy angry unstable bitch to chase another mean crazy disturbing coke whore screaming out of a country club to hide in the bushes with a broken hooker stiletto. And then Karma sends another crazy bitch in training to yank that bitches hair just because it was funny.

Remember how Joker Face would sit there acting as if she is a bad ass bitch and ain’t scarreeed of anyone but when crazy ass Teresa and her crazy fur wearing cave woman fueled insanity chasing her ass with a club in her hand she is crying bloody murder.

Teresa is a hood rat with anger management problems. Joker Face is a bi-polar, insanity bitch who eventually wears out her welcome with everyone she comes across with by pissing them off. They both crazy and Ashley is following their fucked up foot steps. All these bitches have some many mental  problems among them and for women their age and with the money they supposed to have or front to have,they are very unhappy people. They remind me of a pit of snakes and you don’t know which one is the most poisonous.

And here is a picture of Joker Face and her joker face. Even some doctors are wondering if she is wearing a mask. They’re just now noticing what I’ve been saying about her overdone looking mug since season one.

 

More legal troubles for Real Pretend Rich House Ho of New Joisey Teresa Guidice . Because Teresa wanted to show off to the world how faux rich she is, how she don’t got a budget to follow and how she farts fifties and shits hundreds out of her fabulous Mafia ass. The IRS and other folks whom her and Joe owe money to apparently watch this bullshit ass-show and are flamingly pissed off and disgusted that she spends what she can’t afford and shows off her fabulous lifestyle   while she flips off everyone else   she owes money to .Teresa and Joe are also being accused of concealing some of their assets which include a Pizza parlor and a Laundromat where Teresa and Joe wash their dirty money.

So now her shit is going to be put on the curb by her bankruptcy trustee, for an auction yard sale that’s taking place in August 22. So if you bitches want some of Teresa’s fabulous shit better get your asses over to New Joisey  August 22. I bet Joker Face is going to be there scavenging in Teresa’s and Joe’s crap just to piss off Teresa , while Teresa sits there giving her ass dirty looks. I wonder if her chinchilla coat will be in the list of items?

 

Also that fucktard Steve the Queeve is suing Joker Face for defamation of character because she told the world  a couple of episodes ago, that he is a perv who had hidden cameras filming their intimate filth. He says he didn’t do nothing and Joker Face is the weirdo pervert that send him videos of her self doing the  nasty and she was very well aware of  the smut filming since it was her idea . Steve states that bitches on Joker Face’s pretend friend payroll fans of Joker Face come up to him on the street and tell him he is going to hell. Steve the Queeve says he’s had it with that psycho bitch and is suing her fugly ass. Here is what Steve told Radaronline:

“I have people come up to me in restaurants telling me I’m going to hell, I’m not a good person. I try to explain to people I didn’t do anything wrong. She would send me video texts of her playing with her self, I have nothing to do with that.”

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Professional victim, drama queen, coke-whore, porn skank Joker Face says she   was so psychologically scarred after watching herself  relieve the nightmare of being ‘violated’ by a pack of evil ‘woman’s’ on Monday nights episode of the Real Mob Wives Of New Joisey.  That she is now seeking attention with a publicity stunt, because her onion and broccolli fart, sex video flopped suing  or trying to sue Teresa,  Jacqueline and Ashley.

This is what the defense attorney Paul Giblin told Hollywood Life yesterday :

“I’ve never seen anything like this,..We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well.”

“We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows.These things don’t end with paying a fine,..It’s not over … I don’t know when this will ever be over. There is a freedom of speech amendment so we can’t restrain Teresa for saying things but it’s the intent behind it. This is fueling some of the work behind these people. This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”

Apparently Joker Face is not satisfied with Ashley getting a fine of $189.00. back in January for tugging on her monkey hair extentions. She now wants to sue the other ho’s. 

According to Pop Eater  in their  Bravo contracts, there is some shit about how they can’t sue each other and if they get into fist fights while filming then oh, fucking well. Last July I posted that shit about their contracts and  how they can’t sue each other and are expected to tolerate regular verbal bitch slappings and an ass beating once in a while  among  fellow famewhores.  For some reason my link to the copy of their contract don’t work anymore.

Teresa is now saying that she wishes she could get a restraining order against Joker Face she told Pop Eater:

“Believe me, if we could get a restraining order against a cast member, Danielle would have had four against her already. I never threatened her. She, however, has been on camera threatening me, stalking me and even practicing doing me harm,”

 

Dina Manzo left the show a few weeks ago because of nigthmare from hell Joker Face, who can’t live well enough alone without fucking with people at every opportunity. Apparently Joker Face was trying to stir some ugly shit with Dina and her ex who happens to be Lexis father .Bitch contacted Dina’s ex trying to get him to take custody of Lexi and telling his family Dina forged his signature in order for Lexi to appear on the show. But the ex was smarter than that and told that thing to back the fuck off. HA, HA, HA!!!

The NYDailyNews reported that Dina had a recent interview with Life&Style magazine to finally open up about the reasons for her departure from the show. Here is the original article from The NYDailyNews:

I reported a while back that this was the real reason that Caroline blew up at Joker Face during the reunion and said she would never forgive her. When Andy asked Joker Face why Caroline was so upset. Joker Face sat there playing dumb. But that was back then. Just recently during one of Joker Face’s angry Bravo blogs she dumped on all of her castmates and accused Dina of forging her ex’s signature. Her balls are getting bigger by the minute.

Although nothing came out of  Joker Face’s evil plan to screw up Dina’s life. Dina still decided that it was time to make an exit (and I don’t blame her!) and get herself away from this weirdo and this low brow show.

 

 

And now on to Teresa . Dang! No wonder this chick had some much bling and nice shit. Her husband Juicy Joe was out forging signatures of his ex partner in crime on a mortgage loan document back in 2007  to get a hefty 1 million dollars and fund their over the top lifestyle and 20 room mansion. And now they even have the IRS and possibly the FBI watching The Real Fraud Housewives of New Jersey investigating Joe’s construction company and all their binezz. Here is the original article from  NYPost:
Joe Mastropole, who owned property with Joe Giudice, gave him a $586,000 loan secured by three East Orange, NJ, buildings. Giudice paid back only $300,000 with the balance due in December 2007.

 UH-OH: “Real Housewives” star Teresa Giudice and husband Joe.
But Giudice forged Mastropole’s name on a June 2007 document saying the mortgage was paid, Mastropole charges in a lawsuit. The witnesses to Mastropole’s supposed signature were two of Giudice’s employees, court papers say.

Mastropole won an Oct. 23, 2009, judgment in his case, which is now in dispute because the Giudices filed for bankruptcy just days later. They left a trail of debt, including money owed on mortgages and to department stores and a fertility clinic.

The Giudices’ bankruptcy lawyer, James Kridel, admitted that Giudice signed the document, but said he did so with Mastropole’s permission.

Mastropole called that “a lie.”

Others have questioned whether the big-spending Giudices — who owned three homes and drove a Cadillac Escalade and a Maserati — are really broke.

“I think that Joe had numerous assets,” said Bob Kaslander, co-owner of Excelsior Lumber in Butler, NJ, who was stiffed $91,266. “I don’t think they’re bankrupt.”

The IRS is currently investigating Joe Giudice’s business interests, which included a stone and stucco company.

After The Post reported on the bankruptcy last month, Teresa Giudice blamed the action on the economic downturn and said the filing afforded the couple a “fresh start.”

 

  

 

I better take notes that if I ever decide to do scandalaous shit like forging documents to get a million dollars and laundering money in a construction company thats making fat wads of dirty cash during a recession, I  shouldn’t be in a reality show flashing my dirty money when I haven’t washed it yet.

 

 

 

 

Caroline is going through the empty nest syndrome. Poor Caroline!  I am going through that shit already and my kid is only 15! I am going to drive her ass fucking crazy when she graduates and goes to college. Specially since her and my husband are both needy of me now. But when she moves out, I am going to become a needy bitch on her.

Did ya’ all see how when Caroline went to visit Jacquie she was all reaching for Jacqueline’s baby when he was  in the stroller? Caroline wanted to steal that baby. Yeap, Caroline was thinking about stealing little Jacquie baby. Since she has no more babies ’cause they grew up . Then she stole the baby and ran out of Jacquie’s house . When her husband the  God Father Al got home. He started asking her ass ‘what did you do?’ Give back the baby’ and Caroline was all crazy holding on to that baby as she climbed to the roof  yelling ‘No my baby!’

 HA HA HA HA!

After she found out that Kim D was inviting Joker Faces ‘enemies’ to her Walmart fashion show. Joker Face gets all offended and bend out of shape . She storms into the ‘ Posche’ store to confront Kim.

Donna the receptionist at Kim’s boutique didn’t jump up and down the minute Joker Face showed up and didn’t acknowledge Joker Face by playing a trumpet ,  pouring rose petals and bowing down to kiss Joker Face’s nasty ass feet .

Bitch needs to get over herself and realize the world doesn’t revolve around her. The receptionist was not being rude. But she also had no idea who crazy bitch Joker Face was. However, Joker Face just loves making up these delusions about people fucking with her all the time. But still,you could tell Donna couldn’t stand Joker Face , but who can blame her? Joker Face is a hideous, nasty rude bitch and anybody with a pulse can’t stand that beast so they’re natural instinct is to dislike that thing .

That woman never gave Joker Face the finger. But she should have. Joker Face storms out of the store and calls her little daughter to tell her about her grownup situations.  Then she storms back in and barks at the receptionist in a snooty tone ’Hi, would you do me a favor and have Kim call me when she is back thank you!’ Donna yells ‘Didn’t catch your name!’.  (This was in the Kim D interview I posted a few days ago!)

Once she got to speak to Posche Kim . Joker Face yelled at her for inviting the other ho’s and complains about Donna and accuses Kim D of instructing Donna to purposely be rude to Joker Face. Kim D was drunk off her ass already. Since that bitch starts drinking at 8am . And kicked Joker Face out of her store. Joker Face bitches and moans stating that she is never shopping at Kim D’s store again. Then she has the nerve to say that Kim D is gonna miss her money.

Wait a minute wasn’t this ho crying that she don’t have the money to even buy her kids school supplies? Or pay for the upkeep of her house? Boo, hoo bitch!! And dind’t she have a tab at Kim D’s store? That I bet she never ever paid! So I am sure Kim D don’t give a rat’s ass that ho’ don’t shop at her store no more. As a matter of fact I bet Kim D is glad, she got rid of that deadbeat. I be happy too, if got rid of some ho’ who owed me money on a tab at my store and didn’t pay it. Joker Face says she ain’t going to Kim D’s fashion show either . But changes her mind later on. Probably with the influence of Bravo.

Then the set up . Fucking shit this was a big set up. First we have  Posche Kim who invites Joker Face to her fashion show event as well as the other house ho’s . I wonder how much Bravo is paying Kim to get all the bullshit set up. Then bitch puts Ashley on the fashion show to piss off Joker Face and sets up the table seating chart so that she is sitting getting hammered with Teresa and Jacquie while Joker Face is sitting on her own table right in front of them with the entourage of paid bitches that are hoping for a spot on Real Ho’ Wives . 

Joker Face  even had some napy-ass, hair homeless bitch  with her, that she paid with half a sandwich and a cigarette butt she found under her car seat  to pretend to be her friend. During the fashion show Joker Face decided to act rude and as if she wasn’t interested in the fashion show . So she used her Paris Hilton tricks and pretended to be on the phone the whole time. Even the bitches that were sitting with her thought she was a crazy ass rude bitch.

 When Ashley came out to walk the faux run way . Joker Face started talking about herself calling herself  ’Coke whore’. Who knows, maybe she was craving some coke and was gonna go coke whoring after the show.

Joker Face showed up with a different body guard this time. She tries to lie and say that she fired Chihuahua on Crack Danny . Because when they were at the Brownstone Danny was calling Christopher a ‘faggot’ and pulling all kinds of trailer park shenanigans . Yea right! Bitch expects us to believe that ,when she herself was being ghetto right next to  that jack ass, laughing alongside him and encouraging him to ’cause shit. She just don’t want to admit she got into a fight with that turd and they no longer talk to each other. Just like everyone else she pisses off with her bullshit and they stop talking to her , after they realize how batshit crazy she is.

These bitches must really have nothing to do in this boring ass town of theirs. Why the fuck they go and ask God Mother Caroline if they should go to the fashion show when they’re saying they are trying to avoid the Joker Face drama and then go and show up and Teresa pokes the beast anyways ?

I think Teresa has that syndrome, that one fool that died had. You know that Australian dude that used to go around fucking with wild animals to see if he can instigate them and he eventually got killed by a stingray. What the fuck was his name? Oh yea, the Crocodile Hunter!

 But anyways either Teresa has that same syndrome or Bravo slipped her a couple hundreds extra so she can pay her creditors  and told her crazy ass to go start shit with Joker Face since Joker Face wasn’t really saying anything other than having her usual nasty attitude and being rude while the faux models walked their runway.

Suddenly Teresa calls Joker Face over to say ‘hello’. Jacquie was all willing to ignore that crazy ho  and was surprised that suddenly for no reason Teresa wanted to say hello to Joker Face. Teresa tries to talk to Joker Face as if they’re cool .Joker Face  tries to leave Kim G drags  her over to Teresa  and since Joker Face wants to be an asshole and tells Teresa to not call her ‘honey’ Teresa answers ‘Is bitch better?’.  And all of the sudden all hell breaks loose . HA HA HA HA!!! These Bitches are crazy.

Seriously if I can’t stand a bitch I am going to ignore her . But not Teresa! NO! She had to go stick her finger up that cocodrile’s bunghole to see what happens! She must of being bored that night! But I can understand. If I had a huusband who ran around doing his Tony Soprano shit all day and hung around with the other mafia thugs at the office above the Bada Bing while doing other ho’s from behind. I be bored too and be starting shit with other bitches just to make life a little more interesting ‘ and bearable till hubbie comes home wreaking like booze and other ho’s.

HA HA HA HA!!! I love it!!! Next episode it looks like Teresa is gona go after Joker Face and gets pushed by Joker Face’s new bodyguard plus all that scraping fiasco even the cops will show up.