Bravo is getting impatient and not happy with Cuntmille Grammer since she decided to calm it down on the psycho-bitch, stunts she pulled last season, because her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer decided to file for sole custody of their 2 children.

Producers have pulled this bitch to the side and given her a little threatening talk to amp up the crazy or get axed. A source told the NYPost : “Producers have told Camille she has to start being more interesting and causing more drama.” The source added that this season Cuntmille Grammer ‘s performance is “really boring,” and “subdued”.

According to Perez Hilton : “Kelsey is angry that she didn’t walk away from the marriage without a fight. Kelsey is used to getting what he wants, when he wants it. He is incredibly rich and powerful and doesn’t like being told no. But after years of being in his shadow Camille has had enough. When it comes to her children she will fight for what’s best for them”

Kelsey apparently wants to move the children across the country to live with him and his new ho’ in Chicago: “The children have routines, school, friends and are surrounded by people they know and love. To move them across the country to spend time with their dad and his new wife, whom they hardly know, and nannies while their father is working makes no sense at all.”

Camille is upset and says that : “Kelsey is being insensitive to our children.” She also states that the children do not want to move to Chicago with their father and new stepmother.

Another source told NYPost: “She is caught in a real dilemma,” and added. “She wants the attention. But she’s not stupid. She’s not going to throw away $50 million for some stupid show. She is not going to act crazy and allow Kelsey to use that to argue for full custody of the kids.”

It was reported by US Magazine that Chankla Face had split from husband Russell, (who has a permanent look on his face like he’s smelling shit.) Supposedly the therapy sessions those two were attending didn’t do anything for their marriage because their problems are mainly due to finances because now that they are on a popular  TV show it is harder for Russell to pull his con-artist schemes.

The source revealed: “They’ve had huge marital problems related to finances,”

And apparently this is the reason Chankla is so stressed out lately that it caused her to smoke crack or whatever the bitch does, that’s making her weight 20 lbs.  “She’s emaciated — down 10, 15 pounds,” .  More like 50 to 75 pounds!

It seems that every time these bitche’s husband’s run out of money they start having marital problems that lead to divorce. Looking at you Alexis Bellino.

Later on the same source that spilled the beans about Chankla Face’s and Russell’s split turned around and denied the rumors,  ”They’ve gone through therapy and they have issues within their marriage that they’re actively working on, but they’re both really committed to making their marriage work.”

It’s no surprise these two are heading for divorce  even thought the news about their split was later denied because it seems that Russell Armstrong just like Jimbo Bellino can’t stand his wife and it shows.

Also in the same news it was reported that Kyle Richards got into a bitch slapping fight with the new skank  Brandi Glanville . Those ho’s were “going at it” and Brandi jumped on Kyle  ”They got into a fight and Brandi lunged at Kyle,” producers had to separate the two bitches Ala Jerry Springer, “They had to be separated by producers.” Sounds like we’re gonna have a fun season 2! And Bravo better not edit out the fists fights.

Taylor Armstrong whom I lovingly refer to as Chankla Face is supposedly going through some more drama, with her fugly ass dull husband Russell, who at the moment is not bringing much money in their household and she is stressing out over the whole thing so supposedly this caused her to lose  20 pounds in 2 months. She went from 130 pounds to 110. According to a source that talked to the Star last week there’s a lot of tension in the marriage mainly because of finances the source told Star, “She is bringing in most of the money for the household. He doesn’t seem to be giving her the respect and love she deserves,” .

 Recently it was reported that Chankla and Russell are going to counseling because well duh, he is an asshole and she overspends. The source also says that the counseling ain’t doing shit for their marriage, “They are in therapy, but it doesn’t look like it’s helping,”.

Plus during the entire season he seemed to just enjoy crapping on her parade. So right now this bitch is apparently starving herself and she is losing muscle on her arms that already looked like a piece of dried up beef jerky in the first place, and now they are looking like rigor mortis is setting in . This starvation look is not helping this bitches already sucked up crack whore type of body and those ass lips, are gonna stick out even more now if she doesn’t get  a sandwich in them.

Below are the shocking pictures taken lately that show Chankla Face sporting the anorexia look:

While Cuntmille was thinking on the 50 million ways to transform her face with crazy plastic surgery gonne wrong into resembling Elsa Patton’s scary mug from the Miami Housewives. Kelsey and Kayte were having their happy nuptials . And even thought Kayte  is gonna have to suck on old balls with gray pubes she is happy that she is never going to have to work ever again in her life. AMEN! 

And in the end when Kelsey kicks her to the curb for a bitch thats 50 years his junior (because you know he is gonna go for younger as he gets older!) Kayte will afford a yatch full of  young giggolos in their 20′s, the type that don’t need viagra and that will dance for her and rub her with suntan lotion and take turns playing sandwich with her beef jerkied ass.

Because by the time Kelsey is done fucking her, she is gonna look like Camille’s twin so she will have to pay young guys to do her. But for now she is just gonna have to pretent Kelsey is some young hot dude while she closes her eyes and he is on top of her. It’s gonna be hard, since I bet Kelsey smells like Bengay and grandpa Simpson. To help cope with that horrible chore, she can start looking for her own Nick the Sancho Dick while she still looks young.

On the eve of her now ex-husband’s wedding, Cuntmille Grammer spend the evening with the other house ho’s at Lisa VanderDump’s restaurant celebrating a friends birthday.

Surprisingly Kyle Richards was there too even though cameras are no longer shooting . In a recent interview to Radaronline Cuntmille Grammer says she wishes Kelsey and Kayte well.

Ya’ bitches all know damn well that, not long after that interview was over with and she had gone home she was pulling out the voodoo dolls and calling her friend Allison Dubois who was nice and drunk off her ass,  ready to  teach Cuntmille how to cornhole stab those dolls  in the most painful places possible. Because hater Cuntmille even went as far as saying publicly that when Kelsey’s new ho’ was knocked up and lost the baby  last year, that it was their bad Karma or something lame to that effect .So you know she is just wishing them well, to not look like the real hater asshole that she is. Here is the original article from Radaronline:

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer breaks her silence exclusively to RadarOnline.com on the wedding between her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer and girlfriend Kayte Walsh, saying “I feel like I’m losing my best friend.”

Calling it “bittersweet”, Camille told us: “Kelsey and I spent 14 years together and built a great life for ourselves. We have two children, and they mean the world to me.”

Camille, 42, spent Thursday night — the eve of her ex-hubby’s wedding with fellow RHOBH cast mates Lisa Vanderpump, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards and friends Rick and Kathy Hilton. The group celebrated a friend’s birthday at the hottest restaurant in Beverly Hills, Villa Blanca, which Vanderpump owns.

“I do wish him well and I’ll miss him,” Camille told us. “We spent many great years together and we’ve been through a lot. But at the end of the day, he’s made his decision and I’ll be fine. I’ve got a great support group, real and true friends and I’m moving forward with my life. I was sad and wanted to make things work but I’m completely fine now. I’m moving on.”

In fact, it appears Kelsey was the last thing on her mind. Camille was the toast-of-the-town, looking stunning in her form fitting red dress with matching Christian Louboutin heels.

“I’m just enjoying tonight and celebrating Kyle’s manager’s birthday,” Camille says. “It’s always good to be out and hang with the girls. They’ve showed me support through this very difficult time.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kelsey, 56, is saying his ‘I do’s’ for the fourth time to Walsh on Friday, who’s 26 years his junior.

While Camille wishes Kelsey much happiness and success, she says she has more important things on which to focus.

“My children are most important to me,” Camille says. “I’m a mother and I adore my children. I live for them.”

Kelsey Grammer and his current young squeeze Kayte Walsh got married earlier today in a lovely ceremony in a Broadway theater, while Camille Grammer took to flinging her own irritable bowel squirts in anger. Because previously before these lovely nuptials went down and while the marriage was being disolved in a court room. This miserable ho’ asked the judge not to grant Kelsey’s request for a quickie divorce .

However, Cuntmille quickly and happily got over that shit and started doing the happy squirts dance when she realized she won the 50 million dollar gold digger lottery and will be buying  gold platted toilet paper for her irritable squirt smeared  bony butt cheeks and Nick The Sancho Dick’s by the dozen to wipe her ass with that expensive toilet paper she can now afford.

Here is the original article from TV Guide:

Kelsey Grammer and Kayte WalshKelsey Grammer married girlfriend Kayte Walsh on Friday, US Magazine reports.

The 56-year-old Frasier star married his 29-year-old fiancé at New York City’s Longacre Theater, where Grammer just finished his run in the Broadway musical La Cage Aux Folles.

Camille and Kelsey Grammer’s divorce finalized

Missing from the festivities was ex-wife Camille Grammer. Divorce papers were filed in a Los Angeles court on Feb. 10. Camille had previously asked the judge to deny Kelsey’s request to dissolve the couple’s marriage.

This is the second wedding for the Grammer family this month. Greek star Spencer Grammer married in New York City just one day after her father’s divorce was finalized.

This is the fourth marriage for Kelsey, and the first for Walsh.

Hollywood Life also had some good inside gossip on the nuptials and the reception. Plus remember how Cuntmille was supposedly invited to the wedding , it now came out that  she was not invited after all and don’t give a rat’s ass about it either. Well no shit!

And check this picture out below where Kelsey and Kayte were pictured at the airport. This bitch looks like she don’t want to give grandpa any tongue:

I hope  this bitch  Kayte put on a good act today and at least pretended to like tongue kissing Kelsey. Because she needs to earn her future divorce settlement. I wonder if Kelsey takes out his dentures and dresses up in drag for his new ho’ while they role play before sex.

According to a so called insider  the housewife who may not be coming back is Kim Richards, as stated on the previous post. The same insider reveals that the reason Kim may not be coming back, is because of her personal ejem, alcoholic problems. And that Kim is a hardcore closet drunk who misses events  and social things she has to be at. 

This  Chankla Face insider also spills some shit about Camille Grammer and states that Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome wants everybody to feel sorry for her over the divorce. Here is the original article:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills chicks may be on hiatus, but just because the cameras have stopped rolling doesn’t mean the drama is taking a break. Far from it!

Just got word that one housewife is most likely opting out of season two due to some serious personal issues.

Any guesses as to who it might be?

..Kim Richards.

You thought we were going to say Camille Grammer, didn’t you?

“Camille is coming back; she just wants the public to feel sorry for her a little longer because of the whole Kelsey [Grammer] thing, so she’s not announcing it yet,” dishes our Bravo insider .But apparently Kim isn’t so eager.

“It’s 99 percent certain that she won’t do season two,” explains our source.

RHOBH fans know full well that the season finale had some serious tension between Kim and her sister Kyle Richards.

“There is so much more going on than what was shown on TV,” blabs our RHOBH insider. “There was a lot of tension building up over the years, they have a complicated relationship.”

Even though Kim refused to discuss her possible alcohol problems on the reunion show a few weeks ago, concerned friends aren’t so quiet.

“It’s a problem. She just won’t show up to events or functions she is supposed to be at, and no one can get a hold of her,” spills our insider. “It’s really affecting her relationships to those closest to her.”

Wonder if that’s why she was MIA from her Ellen appearance?

..Remember, Kim has never admitted that she has a drinking problem, but it was portrayed during this season that it might be an issue.

As for how her relationship is with Kyle, we’re told they are working on it.

“Kim, Kathy [Hilton] and Kyle all love each other, but their dynamic is complicated,” insists our source.

Another sign that Kim may not be returning?

We hear LeAnn Rimes’ nemesis Brandi Glanville is close to inking her deal for season two

Remember, Brandi was married to Eddie Cibrian before LeAnn and Eddie hooked up (and, well, during), and she’s also besties with Cedric Martinez.

You know, Lisa Vanderpump’s not-so-permanent houseguest ?

We’ve reached out to Kim and Bravo for comment, but have yet to hear back.

Are you sad to see Kim possibly go? Or do you want her to stay? Sound off below

It was reported on another blog earlier today that, since  Kim Richards will be exiting Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Denise Richards may be interested in that spot. (I just realized they both have the same last name!) 

Why is Denise Richards that desperate to get negative attention? Is it because her last show It’s Complicated  ended?

 Doesn’t she read these blogs and all the clowning around, among bloggers and commenters who let loose on all of those Real House Sluts just like a bunch of 5 year olds on a sugar buzz at a pinata party holding a baseball bat?!

She is either brave , masochistic, Attention Whore Personality Disorder sufferer or dumb. Oh well who gives a shit. Since Cuntmille announced she is coming back for a next season, maybe this new bitch can be Cuntmille’s new object of hatred. And ya’ all know Cuntmille is gonna be hating this bitch ’cause Denise looks waaaay better than Lady KaKa! Plus Denise may be getting into some bitch slap matches with Cuntie. Sounds like fun!

Here is the cheese that was posted on that:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast could be losing one Richards but gaining another next season. 
 
 While Kim Richards is reportedly unlikely to return to Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for its second season, Denise Richards is onboard and would love to be considered as a new addition to the cast.

“Heck yeah I would! It’s one of my favorite shows!” the former Denise Richards: It’s Complicated star and eighth-season Dancing with the Stars participant told Us Weekly on Wednesday. 
  The 40-year-old ex-wife of troubled actor Charlie Sheen has already even picked out which existing cast members she seemingly would get along with the best.

“I have two,” Richards told Us. “I love Lisa [Vanderpump] and Kyle [Richards].”

Richards has two daughters with Sheen — six-year-old Sam and five-year-old Lola. Both girls appeared on her It’s Complicated reality series, which followed her daily life and aired on E! in 2008 and 2009, despite Sheen’s objections. 

After the judge granted the divorce last week for Cuntmille and now ex-husband Kelsey Grammer, he is free to marry his new younger Camille replacement Kayte Walsh. On another blog it was reported that Kelsey invited Cuntmille to his wedding! Of course that bitch is not gonna go . But then again who really would go to an ex-’s wedding.

Here is the original article:

Today in Camille Grammer revelations, we learn that the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” blond will, um, not be attending ex-husband Kelsey Grammer‘s upcoming wedding.

Perhaps revelation wasn’t the perfect word, but it’s true nonetheless.

“I don’t want to be involved with the wedding, not at all,” Grammer told People. “But I don’t begrudge him his happiness.”

Grammer will instead spend time with her and Kelsey’s daughter, Mason. The reality star isn’t purposely keeping her little one from Dad’s nuptials: Mason has a talent show the same day that she’s been hard at work on.

“I told her, ‘Mason, you can go. Please, if you want to go to your daddy’s wedding, please do,’ and she said, ‘No, Mommy. I want to go to my talent show,’ ” she said.

Mason’s mom has some talents of her own — Grammer, maiden name Donatacci, will appear on the CBS comedy “$#*! My Dad Says” alongside William Shatner on Thursday, lampooning herself from her much-discussed Bravo series.

“I was terrified going on the set … I felt intimidated, but I did my table read and … I got some laughs, so that’s a good thing,” she said of the experience.

Will you watch Camille? Thoughts on her plans for Kelsey’s wedding? Tell us in comments.

The real reason Kelsey really wanted Cuntmille at the wedding, was so that he can do this with Kayte in front of her:

But don’t worry I’m sure Kelsey won’t forget Cuntmille when it comes to sending pictures. I’m know when him and Kayte go on their honeymoon he will send Cuntmille plenty of hot shots of him and Kayte making out at the beach just like this pic below:

All you ladies under 40 how much would you charge him to rub oil on you like that?

Thanks to my reader 808wave for the divorce link last week!

We start with the part were it ended last time where Andy is asking Cuntmille if she thinks Kyle is jealous of her and she is not denying it , since she realized everyone on the blogs and  the Internet is calling her a delusional whore.

Cuntmille complaints to Andy that Kyle calls her delusional and right after that Kyle agrees that Cuntmille hears what she wants to hear . Therefore she is delusional. End of story.

Then Kim starts rambling on about the conversation of  that day of doom and Andy asks Kim if she believes Kyle is a bully .After a short pause that said it all, Kim nervously answers a fake ass ‘N-no, not normally’ and Kyle shoots her the’ I’m gonna kick your ass if you call me a bully look’. Of course since Cuntmille is sitting next to chicken head Kim and she hates Kyle she immediately disagrees with Kim and tells her “I’ve seen her bully you”.  Kim agrees with a nod and looks at Kyle nervously, because she knows later Kyle is gonna sit on her and fart  and will end up paying for that nod. Seriously that bitch is nervous.

For some reason Mrs. VanderDump jumps in and defends Kyle and disagrees with Lady KaKa on the bully comment.

Andy doesn’t let Cuntmille off the hook yet and reminds her of how she has complained of being a bullied victim. Then he asks her if she takes responsibility for anything wrong she’s done . She sour of takes responsibility when she states that she’s sorry she made comments about Mauricio being a womanizer but instead she turns it around and says it was originally her friend Linda Blair aka Allison DuBois that called Mauricio a cheater .  That’s kinda true except Cuntmille was there dumping gasoline on that fire since she made sure she made each margarita with a whole bottle of Patron and that Linda Blair guzzled like 17 of those .

Cuntmille decides to make a lame attempt at defending herself and says that she is a philanthropic humanitarian but the camera never shows that side of her . Andy says he remembers her bragging about doing kind things for people before and he smoothly reminds her that during that scene she compared herself to Jesus.  Cuntmille says she feels stupid about it . ‘Cause she is!

While Cuntmille was spewing that trail of bullshit out of her mouth. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. was sitting there shooting Cuntmille some dirty ass looks of disgust. Although Adrienne’s face is frozen her eyes said she wanted to really round house kick that heffa in the face.

Andy tells Cuntmille she came out with some rotted whoppers out of her ass, ’cause she’s a dumb bitch. Everyone agrees.

And now let’s talk about the Spoge Bob Gay Pet situation. We get to see a clip where Lisa says she is surprised that under all that dynamite is a tiny 2 inch penis. Really? So she was really sticking her fingers up his cornohole?

 Andy asks Mrs. VanderDump what happened between her and Cedric. Lisa states that she kept asking his punk ass to move out and Andy ads ‘since the first episode’ . Lisa agrees since his Sponge ass was living with them for over a year and is an asshole who is obviously just trying to ‘discretit’ her  and is a ‘lying, egotistical, narcissistic, vindictive, vile , piece of …’ crap.

Andy states that this freeloading Sponge lived with her and Ken for a year and nine months for free ‘and doesn’t contest that’.

Mrs. VandeDump tells Andy all the miserable shit that Sponge put her and Ken through. We also learned in the end Cedric was real nasty when asked one more time to move out and Kyle spills out Lisa had to file a police report on his punk ass, because he was blackmailing her and Ken.  No one was supposed to know but Lisa didn’t seem to mind that Kyle slipped since it is the truth.

They show a short interview with Cedric trashing Lisa and Ken and saying some shit about how the reason he ended up moving out was because the tension was building up and ends up blaming it on Lisa’s ego. While  I agree that the tension was building up from day one. I disagree it was due to Lisa’s ego alone , it was due to Cedric’s stupid ass not getting the hint that this was just a temporary situation and his punk ass was just wearing out his welcome when staying with these rich ancient bastards.

Cedric however insist that Lisa and Ken abused him and didn’t pay him shit to be Lisa’s pet, he states he was paid with puppies and flowers, (while I’m sure he was eating their food smoking their weed drinking their booze and driving their cars). Sponge Bob Gay Pet says that after Ken and Lisa had their fun with him, they kicked him to the curb. What were they using him as their gay sex Real Doll?. Lisa admits that all her friends warned her about this freeloader sponge ass and his evil ways. But Lisa like a kind dumb ass choose to ignore it and play sucker to Cedric’s bullshit stories . Which turns out it all was bullshit he was not abandoned and has family.

Andy wonders what life is like for Spongy outside of the comforts of the VanderDump Mansion. It seems Sponge Bob Gay pet is no longer someones Sponge Pet and is now a stray who has to sell his ass on the corner of Sunset and Vine so he can afford his ass waxing bill to do low budget gay porn flicks, in order to survive.

Chankla Face gets questioned on what’s up with her loveless marriage to her fugly ass huusband who can’t stand her. The the bitch still tries to cover it up with some lame ass bullshit excuse about how there was ‘inattentiveness on both parts’. Not to mention the fact that she blows a lot of money her and her husband don’t really have since it must be getting harder than hell to scam people specially now that this bitch is on a reality show and everyone saw Russell’s mug on TV. His ass must hate that trout lipped bitch even more now. Next were gonna hear that they’re getting a divorce . Watch.

Mrs. VanderDump says that Russell is a cold ass weird creep, serial killer type. And Chicken Head Kim says that Chankla walks in front of his ass and leaves him behind when they’re going somewhere. Then she offers to take him off Chankla’s hands cause she’s desperate even weirdo ass Russell will do. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. says Chankla lost respect for Russell ’cause of his little wiener. She shouldn’t talk. Didn’t she break her husbands nose when she punched him after he tried that penis enhancement procedure himself and failed miserable at it?

So then they bring the men in.  Mauricio, Ken, Russell and Paul are all present. Wasn’t that fucker Rusell more bald before? I bet hes been using his Rogaine.Andy is just happy to enjoy the eye candy that is Mauricio.

Andy reads a question by a reader that asks Dr. Frankenstein why he thinks Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. is always critical of him. Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. warns her husband to be careful how he answers the question since he has to leave with her tonight and she will break his nose again if he doesn’t watch his big mouth. Gotta give that bitch credit for wearing the pants. Paul admits that he is into bickering and getting smacked around by his wife while she dominatrix his ass . So there you go he is into it. Then Dr. Frankenstein becomes Sex Doctor Frankenstein and says that you gotta get that sucker in an’ out and get it over with fast.

Then we find out everyone else did not sign a prenup. Except Adrienne and Paul. Cuntmille because she got lucky that Kelsey was thinking with his dick in his hand when he married her just like he is with his current wife now. The VanderDumps didn’t sign one because those didn’t exist back when they got married 150 years ago. And Kyle and Mauricio who knows maybe they’re too poor. And I am surprise Russell didn’t force Chankla to sign one. But I guess when yer a con-artist who gives a shit.

Andy asks Russell why he’s suck a dick to his wife and he blames it on the economy and children. Then we find out Chankla Face has nothing to worry about when it comes to Russell trading her in for a 20 year old because his old ass doesn’t have the energy for a 20 year old. For a 40 year old that looks way better than Chankla ever did maybe , but not for a 20 year old. So there you go.

We also found out that Mauricio’s hot ass gets send thousand of racy fotos of skanks that are willing to do the nasty with him while Kyle joins in. And that fucker smiles like a pig in shit! That’s the price Kyle pays for having displayed her hot ass flirty man on TV.

 I know nasty ass Cuntmille hit on his ass and he refused her in the past. But now a change of heart came over  Mauricio when he decided to give in to Cuntmille’s advances so that he can keep the real state paycheck coming. As we all see with their flirty behavior when they’re both blowing kissess at each other! And notice how Cuntmille makes her kiss all porned out and dramatic! Kyle must really be loving this! She’s gonna murder that blonde.

Rusell wants Mauricio to forward the skank pics to him and old grandpa Mr. VanderDump brags that he got a nakid pic of an 86 year old granny. He’s a funny old fart ain’t he? I like those bastards the VanderDumpsters they’re a fun couple!

Right after we find out the shenanigans that Cuntmille has Mauricio up to Andy moves on to ask Cuntmille whats up with her suspiciously sexual relationship with Nick the Sancho Dick.

 We get to see all the flirtation and innuendo touchy feely kissy chummy sick shit going on between Sancho and Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome whore . The only parts omitted were when Cuntmille and Sancho were getting it on and that’s only because it’s illegal to show raunchy sex on regular television. Specially bestiality. See this is why I don’t feel sorry for this skank and her huusband cheating on her, because either she was fooling around on him for reals or just as much as he was. And they’re most likely both guilty of cheating so how can we feel sorry for her.

 Then we see this little clip were this ho’ says ‘Kelsey is fine with me hanging around handsome Nick while he’s away’ and laughing wickedly. Yea, I bet he’s fine with you hanging around Nick while he’s away playing with Kayte!

I love how Miss Andy called out Lady KaKa on what an asshole she is when flirting with Dick in front of his wife. And the dumb bitch tries to play it off by smiling like its no big thing. Then she  slips by accident some shit about how after the wife watched the show all this flirting pissed off Nicks wife. Plus she felt stupid to allow this type of disrespect towards her after people  that saw the show  were asking her why she’s such a doormat  . I BET! 

 I wonder if  Cuntmille mentioned it on purpose, to show the world she can be a bitch and seduce another woman’s husband. After she makes this admission she  glosses over it by laughing like it’s no big deal. I bet some confrontations and yelling went on either between Cuntie and Nicks’ wife or Nicks’ wife and Nick or who knows but I bet some good shit went down when the cameras where not around.

Another reader sends in a question for Cuntmille about how inappropriate it is to kiss a married man on the lips plus lets Cuntmille know that this is the very reason women are catty to her.  Cuntmille can’t come up wit a good enough excuse but blames it on being Italian. RIIIGGHHHTTTT!!!! I don’t see the Manzo sisters or even Teresa kissing Jacqueline’s husband on the lips. Bitch better come up with better lies .

Andy asks of the housewives who would kiss their friends husband on the lips. Everyone says no. Mrs. VanderDump says she would molest Nick and Chankla Face admits she would stick her tongue down Kyle’s throat. Mauricio gets all excited. Sick bastard! LOL

Another question comes in from a viewer this time for Grandpa VanderDump about how he felt when Lisa announced to the world they only screw on Christmas and his birthday. The reader asks how did that make him feel? He responded that it made him feel terrible because Lisa was lying since they also have sex on Valentine’s day. That’s a lot of sex for a 250 year old grandpa like Mr. VanderDump. He has to save the few boners he gets for special occasions; he doesn’t want it to fall off by accident.

Then after some good laughs about Mr. and Mrs VanderDumps dumpy Christmas sex last Christmas the undesirable Sponge Bob Gay Pet topic comes up. Mr. VanderDump says he hates that bastard, because Cedric had the audacity to say that he hated Lisa and his children . Sponge Bob Gay Pet must be one ungrateful bastard after he lived the life of Riley off these rich kind senile folks . So what if Mr. VanderDump wanted him to wear a girl scouts outfit once in a while and sit on his lap? They’re were paying him good for it, those puppies and flowers cost money you know!

Kyle gets called out on being a bully to Kim again and Kyle just says that its who she is while Kim acts like the battered wife. Cuntmille has this look on her like she is planning on getting Kim on her side and I wound’s put it past her if she is coming back next season just to play the sisters against each other.

Kyle shows her guilt when she breaks down crying pretty much admitting she does bully her sister. I bet it is because when these bitches were growing up being ‘child actresses’ Kim was the pretty older blonde sister while Kyle was the tomboyish dark haired one that used to take shit from her mom and get compared to older sister. But now that they are older and the tables have turned Kyle is in a  better situation because she is the younger hotter sister that married a hot Latin lover, while Kim suffers from ‘has been child actress crazy cat lady who drinks in the closet syndrome’. But to a certain degree I think  both bitches  have ‘child actress has been syndrome’. No doubt.

We get to see a montage on all the Kim and Kyle fights up until the big limo fight were Kim appears hammered. Kyle tells Kim to fuck off for ever, plus the last episode were Kim is left crying in the limo alone. We also see the part were  Kim  spits out some shit about how Kyle stole Kims’ house. Andy probes Kim and Kyle about the inside problems. He specially probes Kim on her alcoholism problems. Kyle tells Andy it’s all private stuff or in other words none of your business and Kim pretty much tells Andy to quit pestering her with questions on, ‘That night” or about her closet alcoholism problems because everything is good between her and Kyle right now and she like to ‘KEEP IT THAT WAY!” .

All the other bitches form a cacoon of silence around Kim about her boozing problems too. Except Mrs. VanderDump because that bitch knows that Kim is an alkee and tells Andy to asks Kyle  about Kims’ drinking problems. When Mrs. VamderDump says that Kyle goes out of her way to protect Kim what she means is that Kyle covers up for the fact that what Kim really needs is to go to alcohol rehab. But Kyle of course does exactly what Mrs. VanderDump accuses her off by covering up for Kim and saying some shit like ‘I dont wanna talk about it!’ . Why do these people go on national TV if they don’t want to talk about their fucked up lives that they are displaying to us? WHY?

Notice after Mrs. VanderDump hints around Kim’s alcoholic problems Chankla follows and also hints around all this private mysterious hush hush we don’t talk about it booze addictions of Kim and says ‘ This a long history and you know,  there is I think a lot of scars, and we all understand a little bit about what that might mean…’ Blah blah  That means Kim’s being a heavy drinker a loooong time! Right after Chankla said this Miss Andy tells her she is a shit stirrer. Which she is!

Andy also does some shit stirring of his own so that Kim and Chankla get into it when Chankla is talking about how Kim’s attitude and personality that evening was due to ‘other factors at play’ and Andy says ’cause the bitch was drunk off her ass.

Miss Andy tells all the bitches to quit being so kind and that the big fat elephant in the room is bugging the shit out of him so he straight up asks Kim if she is a drunk. Kim straight up lies and denies. Then tells Andy in the nicest way ‘ I don’t want to talk about that night at all thank you.’ In other words shut the fuck up.

It seems that Kim and Kyle made up. At least for now.

Soon after that the heat gets turned up to high when Miss Andy brings up the dinner from hell and that so called psychic who really is a psycho bitch; who was the main feautured  2 headed dragon beast spitting out poisonous balls of fire getting on every bitches nerves. Even Mrs VanderDump wanted to break her margarita glass and cut that vile evil devil cock sucking bitch.

When Andy asks Miss Irritable Bullshit Syndrome what was going through her mind when this was going on she answers ‘ I was uncomfortable’ I call BULLSHIT! On that because we all saw damn well the bitch was enjoying every single minute of it!

Another reader question comes in and Cuntmille gets called out on getting that Dubois bitch drunk off her ass on purpose to stir all this shit because she knows Allison is a major asshole when she is drunk.

Mrs. VanderDump cant help herself and straight up tells Cuntmille that her friend Allison was ‘A nasty piece of work and she was looking for trouble”. DAMN RIGHT TELL HER MRS VANDERDUMP!

Miss Andy reads Cuntmille an email from a reader that questions Cuntmilles on being a hypocrite bitch who glosses over her own porn slut past by putting down Faye Resnick when she called her a morally corrupt ho’.

You can tell Andy wants to also bitch slap Cuntmille on her hypocrite bitchy ways that when he brings up her egging Faye Resnick on he even mocks Cuntmilles voice when he says to her ‘ Oh I know who you are you posed in Playboy!” . Homeboy wants to smack that ho’.  Stand in line Andy!

Cuntmille blames her shitty attitude towards Faye over some made up delusional,  fantasy she made up in her psycho head about how the other skank gave her a fake smile when Cuntmille introduced herself to her.

Cuntmille once again attacs Faye Resnick over being in Playboy and writing a book about her murdered friend. Kyle straight up jumps on her and tells her she doesn’t know Faye and should just shut the hell up, cause Cuntmillle ain’t no nun but instead is a porn skank also.

Cuntmille jumps on Kyle and calls her ‘tasteless’ for showing pictures of her porn days during the limo ride. Mrs. VanderDump once again speaks the truth and asks Cuntmille why the hell she keeps the porn skank and Playboy shoots she did hidden and  what the big deal is about her doing these  nudy patooty shoots and Cuntmille just shoots Mrs. VanderDump a dirty look cause she knows she is right.

Cuntmille continues on her campaign to say that this is all a set up for poor poor Cuntmille look at her poor poo poo face doesn’t she have a victim face? Kyle straight up tells that ho she don’t take no responsibility for any shit storms she creates but Cuntmille just sits there and lies . What else do you expect from this narcisistic bitch?

Right when Cuntmille is sitting there looking crazy going ‘ Its a set up’ ‘That’s a set up!’ . Kyle yells ‘ She thinks everything is a set up!’ and Cuntmille says to her ‘Oh stop it!’ I was thinking what the fuck? Right there with the cameras rolling she starts denying her crazy ramblings. Then she calls herself delusional and says that Kyle said she is  delusional  AND that Kyle called this  a ‘set up’. Yes a fucking ‘SET UP!’. Which is what she repeated in several previous ramblings a few minutes ago right in front of a camera crew . Not only is she delusional but also stupid. 

It was like talking to a crazy person . Oh wait it’s Cuntmille it was talking to a crazy person. I’m surprised that Miss Andy dind’t get up and punch that bitch in the face right after that ridiculous bullshit and I am proud at the control and restrain that Miss Andy showed during this bitches crazy moment of insanity .Instead Miss Andy kept it professional and spewed out the first thing he could think of  that could sorta keep it neutral ,   ’It’s a little bit of a standoff there!” 

Then Andy moved on to talk about that bitch that sleeps with Satan Allison Dubois . Once again we get to see the clips of that bitches disgusting attitude and again Mrs. VanderDump tells Cuntmille that the shit that Allison said about peoples children was sick all the other bitches agreed too, because that is sick beyond sick like I couldn’t believe it sick. And you could tell Cuntmille felt stupid but only because there was cameras there otherwise she wouldn’t give a rats ass and would still be sitting there making fun of peoples children going missing while she gets hammered with Allison.

Andy reads the number one question he got for Cuntmille about how her friend Allison who is a so called psychic sucks ass and why  didnt  she warn Cuntmille about Kelsey’s affair . Cuntmille actually and surprisingly admits that Allison was getting the readings confused, when she told Kyle that Mauricio is a scandalous ho’ of a husband. When it was really Kelsey being the scandalous ho’ and cheating on Cuntmille.

Andy asks the bitches if there is anything else they want to get off their chest about the dinner in New York. Cuntmille starts her shit again with Kyle but in the end only Mrs. VanderDump and Mrs. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr. have no regrets the other bitches are regretful for looking like fools. And it seems like Cuntmille fake apologizes to Kyle  . But I think Cuntmilleneeds to shut the hell up. But  at least she faked apologized, plus she already got a lot off her chest since it appears to me that the real reason her chest is flaming red is because she got an allergic reaction to the wax they used last time she went in to have the pubic hairs from her chest removed. Mistery solved!