Bravo decided to say ‘fuck this shit!’ And canceled the Real Housewives of DC because their ass was putting America to sleep. Bravo is donating the reruns  to people with insomnia. This was the very first time in history that Bravo canceled a Real House Skank show. These DC skanks were just waaayyy too boring and unwatchable.

I remember watching the episodes and watching the clock. One episode I saw, I think it may of being the first one where that bitch that looks like a quarterback. Mary (see I don’t even remember their names) was taking pictures with all 37 of her children in a white pajama nightmare.  I remember I got tired and I did start to dose off. Now, at first I thought it was because of all the mandatory overtime they were making me take at my well paid slave job, and that is why I also didn’t even recap that series. But now, I think I was dosing off because those hos’ were boring. TOO BORING!

The only time I watch and pay attention more was, when those delusional Salamis were on. And when that uppity bitch what the hell was her head the Princess, Stacey. Yeah, that’s her. Called out  Cat Litter Ommaney on her bigoted comments. But other than that, all of them (except for the Salamis) where unwatchable. There was something just boring and uppity about them, and I love clowning on people that are uppity. But these bitches were  just more boring than uppity and bland on top of that nothing there, just blaaahhh. 

A  couple of weeks back Radaronline had leaked out the news that Bravo was canceling this crap and then Lynda Erkiletian, got all butt hurt and was out there denying that shit. Now she probably feels stupid because the show got canceled anyways.

Here’s what all the DC ho’s were Tweeting about getting the boot to the ass:

Stacie Turner – “The past 18 months has truly been an amazing adventure! Thanks so much for your support. The best is yet to come…….” she tweeted.

Mary Amons – “Bittersweet day, memorable fun ride w/ @catommanney @THErealLyndaDC @stacieturnerdc & the Bravo family! Exciting projects ahead! #staytuned,” .

Lynda Erkiletian –“we are too dignified ! LOL ..its not a bad thing! Xo L,”

Cat Ommaney –“So the milk was spilt,and we cried over it..(meow meow) and then the next show..mmm well thats going to be ‘creme de la creme’!!..”

Michaele Salahi says that the reason that the series was canceled was because these skanks decided to put up a fight with Bravo and refused to film with the Salamis. Here’s what queen of delusional, Michaele had to say to PEOPLE:

I sort of knew this was going to happen,” Salahi, famous for being accused of crashing the White House in November 2009 and stirring up her fellow cast mates, tells PEOPLE. “The other women didn’t want me back on the show, and [Bravo executive] Andy [Cohen] stood his ground and said there wouldn’t be a show without me on it. I’m grateful to him for that.” 

 Bravo said no Salami’s no show and pulled the plug. I for once believe that crazy bitch Michaele is telling the truth. I know Bravo doesn’t want to waste their time and ours putting boring ass bitches on that are carefully watching their steps, to make sure they don’t accidentally shart in front of the camera. That’s not what America wants, we want drama filled clown ass bitches, with psychotic, rabie infested, delusional tendencies, and no filters of the mouth. We need those bitches to make fun of. Or at least I do because I’m sick like that.

Thank God Bravo canceled that useless paint drying mess. Those bitches were booooorrrrriiiiinnnnggg! Sorry Bravo you fucked up. They didn’t even have a living walking Halloween prop named Mama Elsa to keep me awake or wanting to watch their crap show. But then again they’re probably going to cancel the Miami Lice bitches too, unless they bring in six Mama Elsa’s to pour their drunken heavy accented garbles of wisdom while wearing their fine night gowns out of the  cobweb vault of the 70s, and drinking wine out of a punch bowl in the middle of the day and calling dumb bitches “ignorant”  and “emotionally immature”.  As it should be. Reminds me of my own NaNa except without the corpse looking 20 pound head.

Yesterday it was reported all over the Internet that the Real Housewives of DC  got the boot to the ass. But today Real House Skank Of DC Lynda Erkiletian, is stating that those rumors are a bunch of bullshit and that the DC House Ho’s are in negotiations with Bravo and not canceled yet.

Here is the origninal article:

As we reported on Thursday (March 24), news that Bravo would not be renewing “The Real Housewives of DC” for a second season spread on the Internet. And even though the network clearly stated that it had not made a decision regarding the show’s Season 2, the reports continued. Now, one of the cast members wants to set the record straight.

 ”There’s no official announcement,” cast member Lynda Erkiletian tells Zap2it exclusively. “There’s no way. [Cast member Cat Ommanney] is going on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ on the 28th. One might wonder why [Andy Cohen is] having a DC housewife as a guest [if the show is canceled].”

“There’s negotiations taking place,” she adds. “And no decision has taken place. Whoever started the rumor was basically doing it for attention.” We spoke to Lynda further on the cancelation rumors, the talk of low ratings and the criticism that the cast just wasn’t exciting enough in Season 1.

 Who and for what reason would someone want to start the rumor that the show was canceled?

I think we certainly have people out there who like attention, thrive on it, make stuff up, and are habitual at it. So, my first thought was that a team who had something to gain, which is a firestorm, leaked it. I’m perfectly happy living my real life in the real world while negotiations are taking place.

 The article’s source says the show should be shooting by now. Is that true?

That’s not true. Basically, we’re four months on, four months of promoting and finalizing interviews, and that sort of thing, and normally four months off. And when you say we’re supposed to be filming right now, we’re obviously filming when we’re supposed to be filming. And if we’re not filming right now, that means we’re not supposed to be. It’s just craziness.

 How do you feel about the reports that your show failed in the ratings?

The thing that I really hated about what was going on yesterday was that people kept talking about the ratings. Our ratings were double, triple what Bravo had anticipated. Our ratings, basically as I heard it from Bravo and [the show's production company] Half Yard, we were only second to New Jersey as a freshman show. Our first episode had 1,700,000 or 1,600,000 viewers. Beverly Hills didn’t have that on their first episode. 

 So, the idea that people were saying we were terrible in the ratings? We weren’t. We exceeded everyone’s expectations. We knew that the [White House] incident may affect our viewership and some people wouldn’t want to watch. So, we came from a disadvantage and we managed to run over a million viewers for every single episode. I was very proud of our ratings considering the circumstances, but most importantly because we were a new show.

 Some viewers felt your season wasn’t entertaining enough. Why do you think they feel that way?

I think the reason that happened was we only had nine episodes and I believe that what occurred was that much that we had was posted on video, because Bravo had no choice but to showcase what led up to the White House incident. They had no choice, but to allow that to unfold. So, by tweaking two plus episodes, they cut a lot of material that would have shown people to be much more interesting than they were. It’s not that they’re not interesting, it’s that you can’t show a snippet of a story and not follow it to the end. In production, you have to follow it to the end.There were tons of material that Half Yard and Bravo just weren’t able to use primarily because everyone wanted an answer to the White House incident and Bravo had to give it to them. 

 If you were to go on to a second season, what can the viewers expect?

I think that there are some dynamic, incredible women in Washington and you merge women and Washington and you’ve got a great second season. And I hope the fans and the naysayers will give Washington the opportunity to really show itself for what it has. 

 Are you glad to hear that there’s still a chance DC will return?

Sooo is this mean that once the Famewhores of DC realized that if no Salahis no show, since they are all a bunch of boring skanks they  got worried that Bravo was gonna pull the plug on their famewhoring adventures and are now rethinking their decision  to refuse to film with the scandalous Salahi- Salamis. Sooo, now they are begging Bravo to bring back the show perhaps with the Salamis ? I guess we will have to watch what happens.

After it was recently reported that Bravo wanted to bring back the DC housewives with the condition that the Salahis come back with them, it is now being reported that the DC housewives got clipped from the franchise . Radaronline reported earlier today that Bravo was supposed to start filming this mess right around now but none of those bitches has gotten a call from Bravo or Miss Andy that the cameras are coming so it looks like it’s done. I dind’t recap these series at that time because I was pretty piled up at work, but I did watch and those were some boring pretentious skanks.

Here is the original article from Radaronline:

They’re tearing out the hair extensions and folding up those power suits – as, after just one season, The Real Housewives Of DC has bitten the dust, RadarOnline.com can exclusively report.

The fifth installation of the hit reality franchise came in with a whimper and never much took off from there, drawing meager ratings all throughout it’s short lived broadcast.

 “The show just didn’t do well and it wasn’t worth airing another season,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The DC housewives were meant to be starting shooting their second season now and they haven’t heard a peep from Bravo.

“No one from the cast has been contacted yet and told that the show is cancelled.”

RadarOnline.com has learned that the DC franchise isn’t the only Housewives show that has been struggling to lure viewers – Miami has also been performing poorly in the ratings war, forcing producers to reassess any further expansion.

“After DC failed in the ratings and Miami just bombed, they realized they can’t just start a show anywhere and it will succeed,” the source said.

The Housewives franchise has been a phenomenal success, spawning a total of seven different franchises – Orange County, Atlanta, New Jersey, New York, DC, Beverly Hills and Miami.

 “Bravo used to think it was about the brand and they could switch the housewives at any point but now they have realized it is about the women involved and that has changed their perspective,” the source said.

“They’ve realized a lot with the failure of DC and Miami, and they’re going to concentrate on the successful shows they have and not expand any further.

“Andy Cohen has made it official that there will be no more new Housewives franchises.”

In the meantime, when it comes to DC : “We’re just hoping that people forget it ever happened,” the source said.

That shouldn’t be too tall an order….

Methinks what happened was when Bravo told those ho’s they would only bring ‘em back if the Salamis were included those bitches refused and Bravo then kicked them to the curb.

Thanks Uwish for the link!

This bitch has snucked her way into the White House, the Super Bowl,  and in all kinds of places where her and her husband Tareq Salahi were not invited or wanted. But now it seems she finally ran into a place she can’t fake her way into. Although the bitch could pass for a crack headed ,50 pound tweaker, who hops around in circles all day, giving hobos hand jobs for hits of crack off their light bulb pipe. Could fool me. The producers of Celebrity Rehab decided she is not enough of a crack head, in order for them to put her on the show. So they fired her ass!

 Her husband Tareq Salahi got cornered and was forced to admit that she was just going to Celebrity Rehab to learn to cope with stress and being a famewhore or some lame shit. Well I guess now, in order for Michaele  to get on this lame ass show she needs to seriously get addicted to meth or crack or some shit like that. And head down to the nearest dirty alley to buy some crack from a thug with a gun. With the raging case of Attention Whore Personality Disorder that this bitch has, she would be the type to get addicted to meth in order to be on that show and get famous. I’m serious. 

Here is the original article:

 Michaele Salahi – Did Socialite Michaele Salahi fake her way into “Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew”? Salahi who is best known for dropping in uninvited to a 2009 White House state dinner for India with her husband Tariq Salahi and as a castmate in The Real Housewives of D.C was booted from “Celebrity Rehab” upcoming fifth season because her “addiction” wasn’t severe enough.

“The treatment program that ‘Celebrity Rehab’ documents is intended for individuals with serious substance abuse and addiction issues. Prior to the taping of the current season, producers were advised that Michaele Salahi met the criteria to be treated in this setting,” VH1 said in a statement Tuesday.
“Prior to the taping of the current season, producers were advised that Michaele Salahi met the criteria to be treated in this setting,” it said. “However, professional assessments spanning from that time to the present, found that she did not meet such criteria. As a result, she is no longer participating in the program.”

Michaele’s husband Tareq admitted to People that Michaele doesn’t have an addiction but wanted the show’s host, Dr. Drew Pinsky, to help her manage her stress and multiple sclerosis of which she’s suffered from for 17 years. Tareq says his wife “is devastated” and added that she is “in worse shape now than when she went in”.

Is it a far stretch to say Michaele Salahi may have exaggerated her “addiction” to get on “Celebrity Rehab”?

Why do they insist on  calling  her a socialite or model? I hear that a lot. Don’t they know the bitch is a wanna be. Wanna be cheerleader, wanna be socialite, wanna be model, wanna be actress and now wanna be drug addict too!  Her stupid ass would get arrested and be on a show about prison if she knew cameras would be there!

(Thanks to my reader Maze for the heads up on this article and thanks to Uwish for the heads up on the gossip on the  Super Bowl shenanigans  back in 02/09/11!)

Mediatakeout is reporting a rumor that NeNe Leakes who just recently choked the shit out of her grown kid for knocking up a girl is preggers herself and she don’t know who the baby daddy is. It may be Greg or that Charles Grant guy. (Thanks Uwish)

 In other news the Nanny that used to watch Cat Ommanney’s daughters while she ran around being the Prince’s booty call also gave a separate interview to Radaronline stating that Cat Litter is a racist skank who talk shit about Black people and Asians.  Monica states that Cat Litter is the equivalent to American trailer trash who ran around partying, never saw her daughters or gave a shit to, would make racist remarks about people and would sometimes forget to pay Monica at all. Here is what she told Radaronline:

“While we were shopping she often spoke about the big asses of black people and spoke bad about the black and Asian people,”

That’s interesting considering the fact that during The Real House Skanks of DC she was indirectly accused of racism.

Monica says that Cat Litter was a sorry ass excuse for a mother, who never spend any time with her daughters and partied and galloped around all over the world. While her daughters were left with the 20 year old nanny who hardly ever got paid and got yelled at by Cat Litter, on top of that:

“She was very cold with the girls and with me too… she screamed a lot,  I worked seven days a week because Cathy slept in the mornings and went out partying in the nights, She had a very disorganized life, like a teenager. I felt like a mum and that Cathy was my daughter.”

Monica says that she moved to London in 2007 from her native Spain to learn English. She answered an ad online and she says that Cat Litter wanted her to travel to England immediately, so that she would treat Monica like shit and only pay her a measley 50 bucks a week and sometimes conveniently ‘forget’ to pay Monica at all. From Radaronline :

 ”She was desperate and wanted me to travel urgently. She paid me only 50 pounds a week and sometimes forgot to pay me at all. She treated me like rubbish.”

Not only that but also Monica says Cat Litter kicked the 20 year old Monica on the street after she found a letter Monica wrote expressing her frustration working for that bitch.

 “Cathy found a letter in my room I’d written and she called me furious and told me to come home right away, When I got home she opened the front door, screamed at me and threw my clothes and all my things on the street. I was 20 years old, didn’t know anybody and she left me on the street without anything only for writing a letter that expressed my feelings. I was crying on the street and the only thing she did was scream at me to go back to my country and slammed the door.”

 WOW! What a Bitch. I bet she threatened the poor girl a lot with calling ”La Migra!” if she reported or sued Cat Litter for fucking Monica out of her paycheck. Wait a minute!!?? They’re not in California.  How come even in Europe people that speak Spanish get stuck with the crap jobs that treat them like shit? Well I sure hope Monica took a shit load of expensive shit from Cat Litter’s house as pay  before she literaly got booted out.

More trouble for Alexis Bellino’s husband Jimbo Bellino. This time his ass is getting sued by 3 different people from Orange County for fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure  being a lying asshole and other shit like that. Here is the original article from OC Register:

Three Laguna Beach residents are suing a husband of one of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” alleging fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure, breach of written contracts and other complaints.

The suit, filed in Orange County Superior Court in April 2009, contends that James Bellino of Newport Beach – husband of Bravo TV “Housewife” Alexis Bellino – his lawyer Michael York, and California Empire Funding Corporation wrongfully foreclosed on a property at 688 S. Coast Highway, Laguna Beach, called the InVogue Hotel. The case, which in some ways mirrors Bellino’s own home loan problems, is set to go to trial on Jan. 10.

The suit states that Bellino, 48, who owns the company Private Money Immediately, and California Empire Funding Corporation, run by John Reed, lent $2.13 million to Shashi Tejpaul and Gail Duncan of Laguna Beach in a refinance loan, with an annual interest rate of 13.99 percent. Though Tejpaul and Duncan, a married couple, say they made payments, Bellino and York obtained a notice of default and election to sell.

Despite verbal and written agreements assuring Tejpaul and Duncan that they wouldn’t foreclose, Bellino and his associates proceeded with a foreclosure on the property in early 2009, the suit says. The lenders later bought the property at a foreclosure auction for $2.175 million. However, they stated on the trustee’s deed that the sale was for $800,001 cash, according to the suit.

Bellino’s lawyer York, who is also his brother-in-law, counters that Tejpaul and Duncan made misrepresentations to obtain the loan, used the money for other purposes and stopped making payments on their loan.

“All that they had to do to prevent the foreclosure was to make payments, but they did not do so,” York wrote in an e-mail.

The plaintiffs are asking for the Laguna property back; $275,000; a percentage of the sale of the property; and attorney’s fees. A third party, Abdul Hamid Risdana, who provided high-end furniture for the property, is seeking compensation for the furnishings.

Bellino and California Empire Funding Corporation have filed a separate suit, alleging fraud and asking for at least $2 million, plus interest and the cost of their suit.

Bellino is currently battling a foreclosure on his 6-bedroom, 6,400-square-foot Newport Beach home. An auction is scheduled for Jan. 10. Bellino’s company, Global Marine Inc., which holds the title to the Bellino home, filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection earlier this month.

“The schoolyard bully mentality of today’s banks has destroyed the hopes and dreams of millions of American homeowners,” Bellino wrote in a statement issued to friends and posted on his wife’s blog. “We are just one family doing battle with one bank over one home, but we refuse to be scared into submission.”

Wasn’t their ass just crying to everybody when they send that sob ass letter calling the bank a bully for foreclosing their shit and here he was doing the same shit to these people? Karma. I bet if Jimbo’s ass runs out of money. AlexAss is gonna divorce Jimbo’s fat ass. And is gona be back at that Hotel where she first found Jimbo turning tricks to find herself a new suga daddy. This time she better make sure she verity’s the sugar daddy is legit and not just smoke and mirrors before she hops on his shit.

Cat Ommanney still sits there and thinks about the days when her and Prince Harry were screwing and he would send limousines to pick her skanky ass up for booty calls. Now she even send her ex -nanny  to tell everyone  and to brag all about it. And the nanny went to Radaronline to dish out all the juicy details  about  Cat’s fling with the Prince.

Monica Herrero was the 20 year old young immigrant nanny from Spain who was watching Alley Cat’s children while Alley Cat went on long fuck sessions with the Prince and he would fill her head with bullshit stuff about how he was gonna take her around the world and blah blah blah. You know how men are when they want a piece of ass.  

Monica told Radaronline that Cat was separated from her husband at the time and had a boyfriend but was fucking a handfull of guys on the side including the Prince. LOVE IT! Maybe her ass should of snaged him back then and right now she would be the President of England and Bravo could of filmed it.

Here’s the original article by Radaronline:

Herrero was 20-years-old when she acted as a nanny for Ommanney and her two little girls, Ruby and Jade, in 2007, while they lived in London, England.

“While I was living with Catherine a car with a chauffeur came for her twice,” Herrero said.

“Her daughters would tell me, ‘This is the car that Prince Harry sends for mummy.’”

The single mother-of-two previously confessed details about her affair with the third in line to the throne, revealing he gave her “a long and lovely” kiss.

She said: “He was holding me off the floor, kissing me. I was absolutely speechless. I was against the wall, and he literally lifted me off the floor and gave me a lovely kiss which I was stunned by.

“It was a lovely kiss… Afterwards I didn’t say anything. I was genuinely, completely blown away.”

The ex-nanny said she took the job because she wanted to move from her native Spain to London so she could improve her English.

Herrero said Ommanney was separated from her husband, who lived in Menorca at the time, and although she had a boyfriend she would regularly brag about flirting and making out with other men, including the Prince.

“Catherine told me that one time that she kissed Prince Harry in a bathroom,” Herrero said.

“She told me she met him because she doing interior design for him, even though I never saw her doing any work.”

Herrero told RadarOnline.com she never thought much about Ommanney’s rendezvous with Prince Harry because “she was my boss, not my friend.”

Ommanney moved to the U.S. in the summer of 2008 when she married Charles Ommanney, a prize-winning photojournalist with Newsweek, after a brief romance.

The pair are currently going through a divorce.

The Salahi’s or Salami’s (like some of my readers like to call them)  the favorite ass clowns of the Real Housewives Of DC.  Seem to be on some kind of fucked up roller coaster of  delusion, were they believe that they don’t have to pay their bills because they are special or some shit. I noticed other bitches who are raging famewhores suffer from this same delusion. I’m looking at Teresa Giudice and Lynne Curtin and I know there’s other ho’s I forgot to mention.

But anyways a couple of days ago some chick named    Sharlene Martin       emailed me  so that I would put a link to the Salami’s book of lies and I would get a free e-copy well I got the copy as they promised. Now after I make sure they didn’t put a virus on that shit I’m gonna download it and per my reader Aguardiente’s suggestion we’re all gonna read that shit and clown on those two dumb asses,  then we’re gonna tear the book up and use the pages as rolling papers so that we can smoke some good ‘Yerba’. That’s what I’m talking about!

Two of my readers Waxdiva and emr2857 have been emailing me some links to Michaele’s claims that she has been battling Multiple Sclerosis for 17 years and this is the reason she weights 12 pounds.

Now I don’t about diseases like these but my reader Wax Diva made an interesting point in her email to me, about how people who have this sort of disease have difficulty and extreme pain when they are really battling a serious disease such as this one. Which makes it questionable for Skelet Skank to have the type of energy that a crackhead collecting her fix  for the next 2 week crank binge, would have while hopping around at a meth lab. I hope for her own sake that Skelet Whore Michaele is telling the truth but I also have a feeling this bitch is full of shit . Just a feeling I have. Click here for an interview of this ho’ bag with Fox News regarding her MS claims.

The Salami’s are also guilty of not paying a plastic surgeon who injected Skelet Whore’s face with embalming fluid to fill in her laugh lines. Dr. Navin Singh states that these fucktards ripped him off for 500 dollars he told Radaronline:

“She had a balance, she told us she’d call it in and we tried to politely call her back, [saying] ‘Hey, do you want to give us that credit card number?’ 

“She said, ‘Oh, I don’t have that credit card, I’ll call it in’, and she didn’t.

After the doctor made that statement, the Salami’s payed. Or better, yet didn’t pay their errand bitch to go accuse the doctor of sucking at his job and to  lie for them by stating this bullshit:

 ”Michaele is saddened that Dr. Singh is fabricating that another $500 is owed now, one and a half years later,”

“She was never told of any money owed to Dr. Singh and he was paid in full $1200 over a year ago. The procedure was a disaster and if he had performed properly Michaele would not be looking at doing something in the near term.”

“Clearly this is just another attempt for someone to get media attention by fraudulent additional billing since Michaele is on television on a regular basis,”

 The media is giving exactly what Singh wants — and that’s free advertising.”

 The Doctor says that the fucktards Salahi’s are a couple of deadbeats and fat mouths:

“She was a nice, presentable person.”

“We didn’t know her and didn’t know her to be a celebrity and she wasn’t famous at that point so when there was no payment we called her back a couple times.”

 ”I wouldn’t want to treat her; I think at this point she’s not the sort of patient that I would want in my practice.”

 The Salahi’s seem to get on everyone’s last nerve that now even Bravo cut their asses loose for being the turds in the soup; resulting in the show not being a big hit with viewers. Here is the original article from Popeater:

Michaele and Tareq Salahi’s fifteen minutes of fame may be up now that I’ve learned publicly-annoyed Bravo has decided not to invite the White House party crashers back to tape another season of ‘The Real Housewives Of DC.’released this statement to PopEater: “Bravo [has] consistently and repeatedly stated to the Salahis and their representatives that they were free to speak to press, law enforcement, Congress and anyone else about attending the State Dinner. Indeed, they have given multiple press interviews on that very subject.”

“The DC show is the only show in the entire franchise that isn’t a true hit,” an insider tells me. “And the Salahi’s are the biggest reason for that. At first, execs thought they struck gold with all the attention the couple got over the White House dinner. But now they realize not all press is good press and this couple’s involvement in the show has turned more viewers off than on.”
Sources tell me the couple’s behavior on camera hasn’t upset Bravo executives as much as their behavior off camera. First the Salahi’s refused to show up for the launch party, then they had the nerve to throw their own competing party and ask guests to pay to attend.

But the final straw came to light just this week, when the couple claimed (in a new book about them) that their “iron-clad” contract with Bravo doesn’t allow them to talk about the White House-crashing incident to the media. Of course, they’ve never been shy about talking-up the scandal (except for when Tareq clammed up at a Congressional hearing!) and famously spoke to Matt Lauer about it just days after the State Dinner.

This angered Bravo so greatly that they

Boom! It was a stinging rebuke of their own employees and a sure sign the network is wiping their hands of them. Other members of the Bravo family agree.

“At this point, they are an embarrassment to the ‘Housewife’ franchise,” one fellow Bravo housewife tells me. “They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she’ll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention.”

I say goodbye and consider this my pledge to (hopefully!!!) never write about them again.

Well it seems that the Salahi’s have writen a tell all book . Were I imagine they are trying to explain away their insanity shenanigangs including how they jumped the fence to crash the White House 2009 party. Someone by the name of Sharlene Martin emailed me  the announcement including a widget and offered to send me a copy of these fucktard’s book if I link to my blog to help promote it.

 For the benefit of getting material to clown on these fucktards I’m posting this widget. I wonder if  that chick that emailed me the widget knows I will be clown stomping  Philsburry Dough boy and Skelet-Skank for the price of posting their widget here.  Below is the email this Sharlene Martin chick emailed me. Check this shit out:

Dear Real Faux Housewives:

As a pop culture writer, I wanted to make you aware that the highly anticipated book, CIRQUE DU SALAHI,by investigative journalist Diane Dimond, will be available on Wednesday, September 15 at Amazon.   There is no more controversial couple in America than the Salahis and this book spares no details and finally sets the record straight.

On Thursday evening at 8pm ET (9/16), Martin Literary Management will sponsor a live Virtual Book Chat  with Tareq and Michaele Salahi moderated by Diane Dimond.  It’s an opportunity for your readers to ask questions of the Salahis directly, live and in real time!  This free event is limited to the first 1000 people who sign up for it and will continue for four consecutive weeks.

We’d love for you to promote this Virtual Book Chat  to your readership, and as such would be happy to send you a complimentary copy of Cirque Du Salahi for a review.  All you need do is add the promotional widget on your site. All the details are at www.VirtualBookChat.com where you can also link the book trailer, photos, and registration for the Virtual Book Chat.

Once the widget is added to your page,  (should you have any technical issues, please contact support@virtualbookchat.com) email me your mailing address so I can thank you by sending you a copy of the book once it becomes available on Wednesday.

Thank you in advance for your participation.

So is this mean that the Salahi’s payed some journalist a good rubber check to make it seem like they’re just a misunderstood couple of lovable turds that are nice people who  don’t pay anybody that does any services for them ever and bully their way into White House parties they weren’t invited to while costing somebody their job . Blah blah blah.

What I want to ask Pillsbury Dough boy is if he has to tie Skelet Skank’s dress to her horse’s ass dingleberry’s to keep her from getting carried away by high winds. You know this could be a real problem to  a ho’ that’s being  snorting  meth for many decades resulting in her emancipated , dry bone, weight of 12 pounds with clothes on.

The Real Housewives of DC will premiere tonight and I haven’t even started fucking with  them yet.

These ho’s where all at a party to celebrate castmate’s Catherine Ommanney’s 39th birthday at a place called Trader Vic’s . When suddenly husband and partner in crime of White House Gate Crasher Michaele Salahi , Tareq Salahi. Threw a glass of red wine at cast mate Lynda Erkiletian . Who looks like the zombie bride of Frankenstein on crack. But regardless of what she looks like,  the fact that he was physically attacking a woman is WRONG! And should not be tolerated. That fucker obviously has aggression problems with  women .  After throwing the wine at Lynda’s face, who responded by throwing her drink at him. Tareq stormed out .When asked  by reporters , what was up with the wine throwing, Tareq answered“You better mind your own business,”. His dumb ass wifey Michaele trailed after him like a lost puppy dog and the other bitches sat there with their mouths wide open. Well it is our business since they decide to parade their business in this Drama filled Circus TV show.

Here is what was reported:

The new drama mamas on the reality TV front wasted no time learning the ropes of the ‘Real Housewives’ franchise.

Cast members of ‘The Real Housewives of D.C.‘ made a splash at a private poolside party at Trader Vic’s over the weekend–by throwing cocktails at each other. And this was when the cameras weren’t rolling.

Unfortunately, the ‘Housewives’ hissy fit did take place in front of three reporters, yours truly included, and we got splashed in the crossfire.

Attention-cravers Michaele and Tareq Salahi, aka the infamous White House Party Crashers, were at the center of the melodrama–no surprise there–which went down after the NBC/Bravo All-Star Party Friday night on the rooftop of the Beverly Hilton Hotel, where the cast was promoting the premiere of the latest ‘Housewives’ spin-off.

While sitting at a table with about a dozen guests and fellow costars, Tareq Salahi suddenly threw a glass of red wine at cast member Lynda Erkiletian. She retaliated by heaving a glass of Perrier water back at him.

Salahi then stood up and stormed off to his cabana room, as his baffled blonde wife Michaele trailed after him, leaving those left behind speechless, stunned–and stained in red wine.

When we asked what prompted the wet and wild incident, two guests of the Salahi couple told us, “You better mind your own business,” and then they also abruptly left.

The confrontation put a damper on cast mate Catherine Ommanney’s 39thbirthday, which she was celebrating that night. When I asked her what it was like filming the show withthe controversial couple, Cat rolled her eyes in disgust. It’s like that…”I mean, what gentleman throws wine at a woman’s face? Who does that? Someone with no class.

 The British interior designer, who admitted she gets some of her designer frocks from consignment shops, says she agreed to participate on the show so she could put her children through school.

But would she do it again? Cat says she won’t do a second season if the Salahisare involved: “They couldn’t pay me enough to be on the same show with them again.”

Apparently the other housewives already have a problem with the Salahi’s. Because they’re wannabee fronters. And because of their famous White House Gate Crasher 2009 scandal. I have a problem with that shit too. Because of their shenanigans of crashing the White House Party they may have cost White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers her  job and I bet they don’t give a shit. Yeap, I’m gonna put them through the grinder! It’s the least I could do.

After all this shit went down with the wine throwing fun. They also started shit with comedian Whoopy Goldberg. Those fucktards are accusing Whoopy of “outrageous abuse.”The  Salahi’s lawyer Lisa Bloom, states Goldberg grabbed Salahi’s arm and said, “Move on, move on! Get to the White House!,” . Then she claims that Michaele was shaken up. ’The View’ hosts were also fucking with these turds ala Teresa Giudice The Human Pinata Dooffus. When Co-host Sherri Shepherd told them “You guys should be in jail,” all the audience was clapping and laughing. The Salahi’s got butt hurt. What the fuck do these turds expect after the way they act? Michaele also claims that after the show ,Whoopy entered her dressing room cursing at her saying “Fuck this and fuck that. Did you say I fucking’ hit you?”.

Here is what was reported on Yahoo news earlier:

On the Wednesday broadcast, Goldberg can be seen walking onto the set, putting her hand on Salahi’sarm and saying something (inaudible to the audience). Goldberg was apparently exasperated with Salahi for wandering off-topic, and wanted her to return to the subject of White House party crashing.

After the taping, Salahi and her husband, Tareq, accused Goldberg of “outrageous abuse” and blasted the comedian-actress on their Facebook page and elsewhere, The Daily Beast reports.

Watch these videos below when the ho’s are arguing :

Yep, today is my one year anniversary of talking smack on this insanity of a blog. This blog was created on a whim. One year ago today I was telling my husband about the housewives and Gretchen and Lynne and their shenanigans and he gave me this look like ’what are you talking about?’ He wasn’t familiar with the Real Housewives reality wreck, and I didn’t expect him to be.

Then he was kinda teasing me over watching reality TV shows and next thing I know I told him ‘I’m going to create a blog about it’ and he said ‘knock your self out!’  then I came up with the name at the spur of the moment, and it’s been my after work dirty hobby ever since; the rest is history. Now even my husband reads this blog and my teenage daughter watches the Housewives and clowns on those bitches with me. (She also used to make fun of me watching reality TV shows).

So thank you all that read my crazy rants!

And here is some cheesey collage…