It’s all fun and games until shit gets real. And it looks like it’s getting real ridiculous right now with the Real House Bitches of New York who apparently are at each others throat for REAL now.

These ho’s may have to be replaced according to insiders who are saying there is too much drama going on, “Things have gotten so bad that producers are worried that this cast can no longer film together,”.  And the drama has really turned ugly now because these bitches won’t let anything go,“All the ladies have long memories and will not let the smallest thing go. The level of hatred at the moment is so high that it’s toxic and all consuming. It doesn’t make for good TV drama. Now it’s just petty and sad.”

Jill Zarin is especially pissed off and feels that she is getting ganged up on by the IHJZ blog. According to the insider the other housewives have met with the owner of the site and support the blog. This especially infuriates Jill, “This is nothing short of cyber-bullying, when your address is put out online and readers are encouraged to send condolence cards,” according to a friend of Jill, “This sort of behavior should be rejected by all the cast members, no matter how hot disagreements get on the show. It has stopped being a TV fight and is now a real life battle that is unacceptable.”

Ramona Singer openly admits she supports the site, “Its a goof, spoof, you can’t take it seriously,” She also says she don’t let the shit posted online get to her . “If I took all the negative things that were written about me — you need to have a sense a humor!” she says she likes the site,  “I think [the hate site] is right-on and perceptive,”

Ramona says she admits she supports the site and is NOT distancing herself from it despite it’s name. Bethenny Frankel also admits she supports the IHJZ site and follows it on Twitter. The source adds, “Of the eleven people Bethenny follows on twitter, yes just eleven, the founder of the site is one,” and “Bethenny doesn’t support or follow anyone from Bravo, not even Andy Cohen, who cast her and made her rich and famous, yet she does follow a person who spills hate.”

Is it possible that there is too much drama going on and it’s becoming disturbing but how?

Also according to HollywoodLife.com Cindy Barshop and Alex Mccord will not be returning next season. If the rumor it’s true then that means that Bravo already started cleaning house and taking out the “gaw-bage”. In the same post it states that the Real Housewives Of Miami Lice has been renewed for a second season and Miss Andy is looking for new cities to cast despite statements he made earlier that he would not be looking for new House-ho’s to pimp out.

Sources

Huffingtonpost and HollywoodLife

Thanks to all my readers for the heads up on this gossip!

On this episode Peggy and her husband Micah ended up throwing their own version of the dinner party from hell with the chef that Micah was scoffing and spitting food at. Since Bravo hooked it up and paid for it they had no choice, but accept this chef.

This dinner party should ofreally being titled ‘ The Foreclosure Dinner Party Featuring AlexAssLips and HerTable Pooping Shenanigans ‘ because it is my understanding that during this time the pretentious Tanous were getting the boot from the bank and losing their home and Alexis was freaking out because of her lack of Jimballs.

While Micah and Peggy get ready for their dinner party, they name drop a bunch of shit, from their watch brands, down to the fancy toilet paper they use to wipe Peggy’s no-ass, ass all this fronting just to make sure we heard them and to pretend they don’t have the U-Haul truck all packed and parked behind the house where the cameras can’t see it.

Peggy made sure she spare no cost when it came to her expensive party and lavish table she even had a singer for entertainment, and even after Bravo picked up some of the tab it was still expensive.

Peggy had stated before that they always throw a big lavish dinner party for all their friends. And from the looks of it a couple of these dinner parties must have cost the equivalent of their monthly house payment. Maybe if they would not be so caught up in showing off what they can’t afford, to their so called friends and would have just lived within their meager means and eaten top Ramen instead of fillet Mignon and driving an old Ford Fiesta instead of the secondhand Bentleys and Lamborghinis they can’t even afford, they would still have a nice house and not be living in a van, shitting in a can, down by the river with Lynne and Frank Curtains.

In this episode Tamra introduces her new man Eddie Munster, I mean Judge, to the skank platoon. Tamra and Eddie show up to Vicki’s so they can head out to Peggy’s. Tamra dresses like an 80 year old eccentric, senile, great-grandma with all those jewelries I bet she loses like 70 lbs when all those Mr. T rings and necklaces come off. After Tamra introduces Eddie. Vicki just stares and sniffs Eddie, then she stares at his teeth for a long time. Tamra says she is sizing him up.

Then all of them start talking shit about Slade Slimey and his child support 100k tab since this was splattered all over the Internet at the time of filming.

While Vicki is sitting there sniffing Eddies ass to make sure he passes her inspection and earns her seal of approval. Eddie decides to jump in the bitch gossip wagon and says he will pick up Slade an application at the Mcdonalds. Vicki then decides to give Eddie her seal of approval and everyone is happy.

When Vicki and Tamra arrive at the party and exit the limo, Tamra reminds Vicki to spread her sausage legs to show the ‘beef’ to the camera. Cochina!

As previously mentioned it was around this time that Slade Slimey was making headlines for being a dead beat dad to his children.  Including his little boy who is cancer stricken . So he hid out somewheres in jail playing someones wife and Gretchen shows up to Peggy’s party escorted by a rented gay for the evening.

Alexis also shows up with her gay assistant because Jimbo was pissed off that Bravo can’t magically edit him to look like he’s not an asshole. Why does AlexAssLips need an assistant for anyways? It’s not like she works. Plus the one nanny she has left, is the one that watches her kids. Is her assistant there to assist her to wipe her ass when Jimbo is not around to do so? WTF.

Peggy has a microphone and everything going on for this pachanga, so she introduces a talented lady singer from Phylli. As soon as the lady starts singing Tamra and Eddie are on the dance floor dry humping each other. Dipshit Gretchen is watching them all jealous because Tamra is now better off than her. Since she has a man that at least has a job at his dad’s law firm. Cleaning toilets.

After they all dance everyone plops down to eat. Gretchen’s rented gay-escort makes fun of Eddie, and asked where Tamra found Eddie. ‘Did she find him on 1-800-salsa’. Tamra gets all pissed off and gives them the look of death. Donn had a few bong rips and leans over to his side of the table to tell to tell the others he thinks Gretchen’s sucked-up, crack-head, face looks like that corpse from the Munsters.  They all have a good laugh.

Peggy is pissed that everyone is acting like they’re in 6th grade. The bantering continues, when Gretchen is asked why Slade is not there and she answers that he was with his kids. Donn busts up laughing because he knows the bitch is lying. Plus Donn can’t help it, he’s baked out of his mind so shit is 10 times funnier. Gretchen has this shocked look in her face because Donn laughs his ass off at her for being a liar. Tamra says that Slimey wants everyone to believe the bullshit story he is not attending the dinner party, is because his bitch-ass is at home plucking his ass hairs. That bitch is right.

Suddenly Alexis loses her shit when she realizes she is in the middle of the shark tank without her cult leader husband Jimbo to boss her around, she whines “I don’t know what to do or say!, Booohooo, hooo!”. YES THE BITCH REALLY SAID THAT!! She goes into crying hysterics the way a 5 year old kindergarten baby would the first day of school, like Tamra pointed out. Alexis whines and cries that without Jimbo there, she doesn’t know how to act what to do or say. WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED HIM THERE TO PULL THE STRING!!?? So AlexAssLips decides to get up and go to the bathroom to lock herself in there and cry some more.

AlexAssLips also gives everyone contradicting bullshit reasons for Jimbo’s unexpected absence. But, on her camera interview she says he doesn’t want to film with those cackling bitches. Previously she also said he quit the show because the cameras only edit to show his true prick-self, they can’t perform magic to make him appear like a nice guy and not like the ‘Real Broke Angry Asshole Of Orange County’ that he is. So he quit. Now this bitch is saying he hates everyone and doesn’t want to film with them. Oookay then.

Vicki and Tamra think the real reason Alexis is so upset Jimbo is not there with her, and he didn’t want to film that day, is because him and Alexis had a fight. I agree with those skanks. Because the way Alexis was on her Droid text-messaging him desperately for forgiveness when she first got to the dinner party, plus the bitch looks all worried like she pissed off her meal ticket, then she constantly leaves the table to go to the restroom to cry and or text him. I can tell they not only had a fight he probably beat her ass too that day, it must of being some big ass, loud fight and the neighborhood heard it.  I bet.

While Alexis has gone to the shitter to cry and try to text Jimbo hoping he will forgive her because she made him punch her in the mouth earlier, all the other bitches are left sitting there wondering what really happened to Jimbo.

Coked out Micah tells Alexis’s gay-cort/assistant Dylan if he plays the ‘stunt double’ for Jimbo because he sure in fuck looks just like him. Dylan gets all mad because all the other dip-shits are now laughing at him specially Donn who’s got this real drunken, rowdy, laugh.

Gretchen goes to comfort Alexis and also to help her wipe her ass. Vicki, Tamra, Eddie and Donn are having fun, clowning of Slade Slimey and his dead beat shenanigans. Everyone at the table is all having fun and all that good shit except Alexi’s assistant who’s uncomfortable after getting clowned on.

Peggy and Micah turn to the Gunvalson’s to kiss some ass and bring up conversation about the Gunvalson’s being happily married a long time. The Tanouses, try to make it all nice like they are all happy crappy and shit, but like in five seconds Vicki starts arguing with Donn about him not wanting Vicki to have more children with him because Donn didn’t want children with her. Donn fires back at Vicki and calls her a ‘Bitch’. Vicki sits there all embarrassed and looking dumb.

During all this Donn and Vicki  barking at the table fun, Alexis returns to the table and continues lying about Jimbo’s reason to not be present.  First, she said his ass had to work, then he had a last minute client, after that it was that he had to stay home and Slimey was joining him so they can both pluck each other’s ass hairs. The last excuse according to Tamra’s verifications. But ya’ all know none of this shit is true, I agree with the fugly stepsisters about Jimbo NOT being there because his ass had clients or had to work or had an ass plucking session with Slimey.

After the fight with Jimballs he hooked up with the real Alexis Couture XXX Tranni and was ignoring AlexAssLips text messages.

Yep, he was over there with that tranni-ho’ while Alexis was left to fend for herself at that that horrible party with interrogator Peggy and the fugly stepsisters. Poor thing doesn’t know what to do or say without her cult-leader, psycho-ass, husband to pull the strings attached to her butthole and make her say and do the right things, which pretty much is whatever the hell he tells her to. Stupid bitch.

I don’t understand how Jimballs doesn’t want to be around the fugly stepsisters? He had no problem with that before, but now that the Tanouses joined this bitch-wreckage he doesn’t want to be around the mean girls ? How convenient. I bet him and Alexis get into fights over the fact that he dated that walking corpse Peggy because Alexis seems very jealous of her.

I bet Jimbo tauntes Alexis over Peggy to make her jealous and since Alexis is mentally handicapped her ass loses her shit and that’s the real reason I bet that ‘smelly dork’ doesn’t want to be there. Sorry for rambling on about that shit because I had to get that off my chest since that episode. Anyways after all that mess and AlexAssLips came back she then leaves again back to the bathroom to compose her self. This time Gretchen and the assistant Dylan follow her ass to make sure she doesn’t water-board herself in the toilet as punishment, because Jimbo is not there to do it.

While AlexAssLips is in the shitter crying Gretchen is in there catching her turds and feeding into that bitches bullshit. If you listen carefully Alexis is crying over a fight with Jimbo but I bet a lot of the conversation was edited out. But listen carefully just listen and you can tell its about a fight her and the ‘smelly dork’ had.

Gretchen is talking to Alexis about how those other bitches hate Alexis and talk shit about her and her ‘smelly dork’ husband. And how they are all jealous. YES,  jealous because Alexis married an old, scary looking, fat fugly man, who reeks of cigars and feet and who bosses AlexAssLips around like a dumb bitch for a few dollars that keep the rhino feeces injections coming, so she can end up looking like Mama Elsa in the end.

Tamra is bored of the drama between Vicki and Donn and so she decides it’s time for some other fun entertainment, so she drags Vicki to the bathroom to listen in on those bitches. Specially on AlexAssLips. Because it’s funny. Tamra puts her ear to the bathroom door and Vicki plops her ass down on a chair to play a poor look-out who jumps up and screams when Peggy surprises them while Tamra is listening with her ear to the door. Vicki was all AAWWW SHIT!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A WALKING CORPSE!!! Damn Peggy almost gave Vicki a heart attackt. Peggy’s pale ass corpse face would scare the shit out of anybody who is distracted at the moment.She looks like a zombie that would be running around moaning ‘METH, METH, MEAAATH!!’ You know, just dragging her skeletor legs around begging for meth scaring bitches and shit. There’s just something that looks wrong about that bitch.

Anyways after Peggy’s scary mug breaks up the listening party. Peggy gets in there and opens the bathroom door to tell Alexis to either go back and eat dinner like a normal person or get the fuck out. And AlexAssLips just sits there sobbing like  a ‘ 5 year old ‘ losing her shit. At this point Peggy is fed up with AssLips for shitting on the dinner party and just wants to toss her out Irish Tavern style. AlexAssLips decides she is gonna go back and join the table after she makes an ass out of herself by making a stupid asshole speech  ‘ATTENTION EVERYBODY, I AM SORRY I TOOK A SHIT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND FUCKED UP THIS FUGLY BITCHES DINNER PARTY, BUT GOD WILL FORGIVE ME… AND NOW SOME NAKED SORORITY BITCH DANCING!’.

And just like that, her mood switched just like the music did at that party and she was greasing a pole Gretchen brought from home in her Gretchen Rossi, Butt Fugly purse. And Alexis and Gretchen were both grinding on the pole and each other in their panties and making the gay assistants dry hump each other so they could watch. Peggy was standing there with a shocked, disgusted look on her sucked up meth-head face.  And Tamra, Eddie, Donn and Vicki all bailed out laughing at Peggy because, she is the one that has to scrape and hose down that crazy drunken bitch Alexis and her posey off the floor in the morning when it’s time to clean up and the bitch wakes up in a puddle of puke and pissed-drunk.

Click here for a video of crazy ass Adriana De Moura Sidi talking smack to Eonline, at the red carpet for the the Billboard Latin Music Awards, about how much the New York Housewives show sucks now, without Bethenny Frankel to keep things interesting. Adriana says she misses Bethenny:   ”Bethenny Frankel was my favorite,”

Adriana also slams the New York ho’s and says that now this show is full of old bitches trying to be hot:  “I don’t think it’s the same without her. I think it’s a bunch of matronly women trying to look hot.”

Adriana is also hopeful that the Miami skanks will get a season two of this train-wreckage. When asked if the show will be renewed she answered,  “I don’t know” or ”I can’t comment.” And added: “We can’t officially say it yet, but I’m pretty sure…I’m pretty confident…”

Yeah, just keep hoping, like the DC Ho’s.

Bravo decided to say ‘fuck this shit!’ And canceled the Real Housewives of DC because their ass was putting America to sleep. Bravo is donating the reruns  to people with insomnia. This was the very first time in history that Bravo canceled a Real House Skank show. These DC skanks were just waaayyy too boring and unwatchable.

I remember watching the episodes and watching the clock. One episode I saw, I think it may of being the first one where that bitch that looks like a quarterback. Mary (see I don’t even remember their names) was taking pictures with all 37 of her children in a white pajama nightmare.  I remember I got tired and I did start to dose off. Now, at first I thought it was because of all the mandatory overtime they were making me take at my well paid slave job, and that is why I also didn’t even recap that series. But now, I think I was dosing off because those hos’ were boring. TOO BORING!

The only time I watch and pay attention more was, when those delusional Salamis were on. And when that uppity bitch what the hell was her head the Princess, Stacey. Yeah, that’s her. Called out  Cat Litter Ommaney on her bigoted comments. But other than that, all of them (except for the Salamis) where unwatchable. There was something just boring and uppity about them, and I love clowning on people that are uppity. But these bitches were  just more boring than uppity and bland on top of that nothing there, just blaaahhh. 

A  couple of weeks back Radaronline had leaked out the news that Bravo was canceling this crap and then Lynda Erkiletian, got all butt hurt and was out there denying that shit. Now she probably feels stupid because the show got canceled anyways.

Here’s what all the DC ho’s were Tweeting about getting the boot to the ass:

Stacie Turner – “The past 18 months has truly been an amazing adventure! Thanks so much for your support. The best is yet to come…….” she tweeted.

Mary Amons – “Bittersweet day, memorable fun ride w/ @catommanney @THErealLyndaDC @stacieturnerdc & the Bravo family! Exciting projects ahead! #staytuned,” .

Lynda Erkiletian –“we are too dignified ! LOL ..its not a bad thing! Xo L,”

Cat Ommaney –“So the milk was spilt,and we cried over it..(meow meow) and then the next show..mmm well thats going to be ‘creme de la creme’!!..”

Michaele Salahi says that the reason that the series was canceled was because these skanks decided to put up a fight with Bravo and refused to film with the Salamis. Here’s what queen of delusional, Michaele had to say to PEOPLE:

I sort of knew this was going to happen,” Salahi, famous for being accused of crashing the White House in November 2009 and stirring up her fellow cast mates, tells PEOPLE. “The other women didn’t want me back on the show, and [Bravo executive] Andy [Cohen] stood his ground and said there wouldn’t be a show without me on it. I’m grateful to him for that.” 

 Bravo said no Salami’s no show and pulled the plug. I for once believe that crazy bitch Michaele is telling the truth. I know Bravo doesn’t want to waste their time and ours putting boring ass bitches on that are carefully watching their steps, to make sure they don’t accidentally shart in front of the camera. That’s not what America wants, we want drama filled clown ass bitches, with psychotic, rabie infested, delusional tendencies, and no filters of the mouth. We need those bitches to make fun of. Or at least I do because I’m sick like that.

Thank God Bravo canceled that useless paint drying mess. Those bitches were booooorrrrriiiiinnnnggg! Sorry Bravo you fucked up. They didn’t even have a living walking Halloween prop named Mama Elsa to keep me awake or wanting to watch their crap show. But then again they’re probably going to cancel the Miami Lice bitches too, unless they bring in six Mama Elsa’s to pour their drunken heavy accented garbles of wisdom while wearing their fine night gowns out of the  cobweb vault of the 70s, and drinking wine out of a punch bowl in the middle of the day and calling dumb bitches “ignorant”  and “emotionally immature”.  As it should be. Reminds me of my own NaNa except without the corpse looking 20 pound head.

This was the Real Housewives of Miami Lice reunion and the first Bravo live reunion, Miss Andy says this may be the last. I was glad to see those bitches cutting loose during the reunion. At least a little more than during the crappy season.

The first order of business was Lea confronting lying Cristy  about her Gala Crashing shenanigans. Cristy says that she was not planning to attend Lea’s  cheap ass Gala. Lea jumps in and states that Cristy called her up the night before to inform her that she was going to be attending. Cristy  says that Lea is lying, but Lea says Cristy is a lying whore and a fat mouth. Cristy then drags Marysol into this and says that Marysol promised to fit her in the event. I was glad to see Marysol jump on that ho’ and also starts calling her a liar and a fat mouth.

I wish Marysol would of jumped on stupid Larsa like that, when she was starting her shit about Mama Elsa during the dinner party. But maybe she didn’t really need to since Elsa already cursed that bitch. With a serious case of itchy permanent wolf uni brow.

 Adriana got nice and coked out for this reunion plus the hooch she was drinking also helped bring out the best of  her crazies because, the bitch was bouncing off the walls with her boxing gloves on, ready to cut a bitch.

She jumps in and starts yelling at  Cristy for only paying two tickets for the Gala when it is clear that there were a total of three people attending.  No matter how much proof there is that there were three of them. Cristy insist that there were only two people! What the fuck is wrong with this dumb broad? There’s documented evidential footage she showed up with her two tranni fat ass friends who ate all the food and clogged the man’s toilets.

 If Cristy the Crusty Clown was a career criminal her stupid ass would be on that show America’s Dumbest Criminals because she either doesn’t know how to count or is too stupid to see her boyfriend the camera man, following them around and capturing the whole thing on film. Pendeja!

The bitches then get louder and continue their yelling match. It’s kinda hard understanding most of these skanks accents already, and now that they are all drunk, pissed and coked out they’re all yelling over each other and it’s harder to understand what the hell they’re saying.

The one that’s winning the yelling and verbal bitch slaps is Adriana, she starts telling Cristy that her fugly ass looks like a man. Oh yeah! Now that she pointed it out, I can see the Adam’s apple on that hot tranni mess. Poor Miss Andy, can’t get a word in edgewise in all that bitch slapping circus.

Finally Lea realizes that she can’t reason with lying crazy, since Cristy will not admit she brought the two whale sisters with her making it three people.  So Lea decides that she is  is letting it go and they shake on it . If that even last.

Then is Adriana on the hot seat. Andy brings up the emails from viewers that asks why Adriana makes all the drama about her. 

“You know what, this is a reality show and if I’m boring, nobody wants to watch me. If everybody did what I did, this show would be rocking right now… If we had six Adrianas on this show, this show would be bigger than Beverly Hills!”

Adriana’s response is that she is the most watchable fun bitch of this crap show, and states  if they had six Adriana’s this boring ass show would be rocking and it would be more famous than Beverly Hills.  But noooo!. They had to stick the Star of the Drama Adriana with a bunch of boring ass, uninteresting bitches that are as fun as watching your grandma and her friends knit.

Andy also asks her why she is such a stupid bitch who forgets to pick up her son after school. Since Lea is her mama  she defends Adriana and  says that Adriana is a good mom and her kid became honor roll student. Although I don’t know what  the hell that has to do with Adriana’s short-term memory problems. But whatever.

We get to see a bunch of boring ass pictures with Marysol and her paid gigolo Philippe. Marysol says that they are very happy, but specially Philippe because he finally got his green card.

 Andy brings up the DUI bullshit with Marysol and Mama Elsa. Marysol says that after getting that DUI she learned her lesson in never, ever, driving while drunk again. From now on she either takes a taxi or she makes sure she has a lot of gum and mouth wash in her car in case she gets pulled over again. Same for Mama Elsa, and that old Bruja has  47 years of experience in drunk riding her broom.

Andy also tried to nicely asks Marysol about Elsa’s white elephant man in the room face, and how it went from this,

 To this,

Marysol laughs it off and tells Andy how she was at work and doesn’t know what goes on in peoples Cuban curandero surgeon’s offices, then she tells Andy to mind his own beezwax because she doesn’t have to give any explanations about how Elsa’s rotted Halloween pumpkin mug of beauty was carved by the very gargoyles that sit at Satan’s feet and since those very same gargoyles are the ones that helped Marysol achieve her duck lips and get Phillipe to marry her even after he saw Elsa in person. Marysol feels this is a family secret and doesn’t need to share it with Andy. Although her and Mama Elsa are on national TV airing their dirty laundry out.

“At least I’m not giving blow jobs to 19-year-olds like you do,”

Adriana was ready to throw down and she didn’t care if she had to knock down Cristy or LardAss.

Adriana gets asks why she kisses Lea’s ass all day and if Lea is her pimp who introduces her to rich men. Adriana admits she kisses Lea’s tacky fat ass, but then she flies off the handle and starts yelling a mile a minute denying that Lea pimps her out to rich men . She yells in  sentences that are hard to understand and  with her thick accent I cannot even tell if the bitch is talking in English, Spanish, Portugese  or psychobabble drunk bitch spewage.

 I can’t tell, but since fortunately  I do speak Spanish as well as drunken psychobabble,  I kinda sorta decipher what she was yelling about in between rants. What I understood she said was, some shit about Cristy the Crusty Clown being the vacuum cleaner of the neighborhood for horny 19 year old boys that come through her revolving door.

Larsa gets asked if her husband Scottie Pippen is a broke ass who blew through his 120 million and once again you can smell through the TV the uncomfortable fart of denial with the lame answer she gives. You know the bitch is broke that’s why she went on this show.

We also find out Alexia Cocaine Barbie’s son’s girlfriend dumped his ass because she must of watched the show and decided Cocaine Barbie has a creepy relationship with Pedro Jr. And everyone in Hialeah still thinks she has foot in mouth disease.

You can tell during this reunion that Adriana was pissed and blamed the other ho’s because  their show flopped and it sucked ass.  That’s why the bitch  made that comment about the show needing six of her . She was also all drunk and loud, all desperate trying to pull a Teresa by yelling and cursing, hoping Bravo would give them a second chance if they bring in the drama. Andy mentions that there is a knock out, drag out fight, during the commercials, but never specifies if one of the bitches got punched in the face or what exactly happened. I was disappointed they didn’t bring Mama Elsa. Since that lizard looking witch was the best thing about this house ho’s franchise.

On the last episode of Real House Skanks Of Miami Lice. Larsa Pippen confirmed to the world  she is worried that,  her husband Scottie Pippen is a skirt chaser who may be going broke.When Mama Elsa  La Bruja, told Larsa (LardAss) that she could sense Larsa was worried about a man. You could hear the record scratch in LardAss head  and, then the sound of her own screaming voice going: HOW DOES SHE KNOW! HOW DOES SHE KNOW!. Then the denial, when LardAss kept on insisting she was worried about one of her sons instead. That was the second thing that gave it away that she was piiiisssseeed, that this old witch Elsa was telling her the TRUTH and exposing LardAss for the fraud she is. And LardAss didn’t like it. ‘Perfect’ and ‘cute’ MY ASS!!

LardAss should of just being grateful that Mama Elsa was trying to be cool and talk to her in private later. But NOOOO!!! Her emotional immaturity came out jumping all over the room, like a runaway pig at the county fair. When she kept attacking a scary ass looking but wise elderly Bruja, that was trying to spare her the embarrassment of telling her the poverty plagued, embarrasing future that awaits her, for being a bitch and an asshole that thinks she is above everyone and everything. Besides she is the one that was pestering Elsa and when Momma Elsa didn’t tell her something ‘perfect’ or ‘cute’ about her, LardAss just got all pissed off and flew off the handle and attacked Momma Elsa.

 If LardAss really didn’t believe what Mamma Elsa told her, then her ass would of just laughed it off and not talked about it anymore. But NOOOOO!!!! Her ass was sooo worried and uncomfortable because she knew damn well, that La Bruja was telling her the TRUTH!!! The damn fugly truth and this made her uncomfortable and she knew it. LardAss was slipping down a shit rope, when she kept denying Mamma Elsa’s predictions. And the harder she tried to climb up that shit rope by bitching and moaning that she didn’t believe in what Momma Elsa told her , the more she slipped down that shit rope into a shit river and now she’s cursed. Way to go LardAss!