Teresa Giudice is once again milking the covers of Intouch Weekly . This time she is crying to them about how she is worried about her husband Barney Devito ending up  in prison for ten years, while she has to be left alone to raise four children and fend for herself against her Psycho ass planet of the apes brother and his wannabe Jo De La Rosa wife Melissa.

Teresa tells Intouch: “I would be very nervous about the kids if Joe were to go to prison,” and, “Daddy is their hero and their king. They go crazy for him.”

Barney Devito also threw his 2-cent in about his bro-in-law and says that fool,“would not do “sh*t” for Tree. And he painfully admits he would understand if Tree divorced his ass if he went to prison for driving with a licence that did not belong to him. Not to mention all that illegal fraud shit he did. Looks like Teresa may have to join Mob Wives because her man is going to be in prison and thats required for that show. No?

Teresa says her sister in law Melissa contacted her via text when all the shit hit the fan to see if she was ok but her bro did not contact her:“When the whole thing happened, his wife [Melissa] texted me,”  she added,  “I was nice to her, saying, “Thanks for text. We’re doing fine.’ But it would have been nice if my brother called. He is my brother — it would have been good of him to reach out to me.”

While Teresa Giudice is worried that her husband will end up going to prison and she will be left alone to raise her four daughters and fend for herself, Barney Devito must be more worried about the safety of his corn-hole and becoming the 11thconcubine to some 300 pound hairy inmate, that selected him while in the shower with 200 other inmates.

Also the lawsuit that the Circe de la Crazy got slapped with last Tuesday, was laughed at by Bravo who stated the very next day that the lawsuit has no merit in other words its bullshit. And that’s because the men who got the shit beat out of them by the Giudice and Manzo men took 25k each shut the fuck up bribe money and their claims that they were in duress don’t mean jack crap. Bravo put out a statement on Wednesday that they are making the complainants take the 25k and agree to shut their pie hole and the agreement, ”will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”

Teresa’s lawyer has stated that all this brawl bullshit happened because one of the men hit Teresa and it was all an act of self defense. From People.com:

 “They acted in self defense,” says Jim Kridel, an attorney for Teresa and Joe Giudice, saying that after the champagne incident, words were exchanged – and a member of the rival party physically assaulted Teresa.

 ”Teresa was hit and assaulted,” says Kridel. “She is still in pain over this. This wasn’t something that was minor.” He adds that whatever his client may have said, “mere words are not provocation to hit someone. There’s no justification for that.”

Any resulting physical altercation with the plaintiffs, “was an act of self-defense,” Kridelclaims. “If someone threatens you, you can react with reasonable force. That’s what my clients did.”

Kridel also denies the allegation, in court papers, that the cast members brutally assaulted Arreola and Gomez.

“It’s absolutely ridiculous that they were assaulted without provocation,” he says. “These people are very litigious and they are looking for an opportunity to look into someone else’s pocket.”

I wonder is Bravo will reconsider their choice in talent because I’m sure its all fun and games while Bravo is filming these idiots beat the shit out of each other and get sued, but once Bravo gets dragged in and have to bleed out extra money, at what point does their talent become a liability and no longer an asset?

Oh shit! Her name is Fernanda? Damn! Even her name sounds maaanly. A masculine inspired name just like someone who had a sex change operation. Fernanda Rocha is that one bitch that was desperately showing off her dance moves, during the very last episode of the last season of the Real House Skanks Of Orange County. And her Attention Whore Personality Disorder seizure during that episode payed off, because now she is going to be the new ho’ in this shit wreck.

Except this bitch is full on gay according to the Enquirer. She does have nice abs and all that shit . I give her that. She still a creepy, Attention Whore, big time thought.

I bet this bitch is gonna cause a lot of shit with the housewives because hopefully, that bitch is gonna be hitting on them and the other bitches are gonna be jealous of her and not know what to do, because she is all a hot trannie mess trying to get it on with them! Oh fucking hilarious. Oh yea, and she is already turning Tamra gay. But then again now that Simon cut her loose that bitch has gonne back to her trailer park ways and fucks everybody.

I hope she hits on Duck Lips AlexAss Bellino. Maybe she can even punch Jimbo in the face too! Fernando Rocha (No I’m pretty sure it’s Fernando not Fernanda!) Also called Kim Zolciak and Joker Face’s lesbian affairs fake and said those 2 bitches are full of Tijuana donkey show shit because they are not gay like her. Fernando say’s she’s the real Mccoy. Good maybe she can punch those 2 bitches in the face too. She can punch Kim after she gives birth to Cigarrete and  Liquor store White Wine baby.

Click here for a picture of this bitch in her tong. What the fuck did she do to get these pictures? Did she have another episode of Attention Whore Personality Disorder and she had to go and hunt down the Paparazzi ? Or did she have someone take these pictures of her and she blasted them to the media? Because the ho-bag is wearing full on makeup and shit. Yeah like every time I go swimming in the ocean I wear makeup. So set up! .

Her pictures just reak of desperation while scream: LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! DO YOU SEE ME??!! DID YOU SEE ME IN MY BIKINI?!! LOOK AT ME!!! IM DESPERATE!! 

Fucking unreal! I wonder if she tapes her dick back, or they chopped it off already.

Here is the original article from EOnline:

Just when ya thought Danielle Staub and lesbian superstar Lori Michaels were as gay as it was going to get among the Real Housewives, along comes a fitness trainer from Laguna Beach.

Say hello to Fernanda Rocha, a 33-year-old out lesbian who will be a regular on the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County…

The tan and toned beauty isn’t a main Housewife, but is set to be one of the often seen side characters, according to a source. She won’t make her debut as a series regular until March, but that hasn’t stopped her from getting, um, out there.

She recently tweeted about how happy she was with the new interview she did with the…National Enquirer.

Calling herself “the real thing,” Rocha dismissed Staub and Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak‘s same-sex relationships because they were only going through a “faux lesbian experimental stage,” according to the tabloid.

She’s already appeared on the show. Some of the gals took one of her workout classes at the Art of Fitness & Spa, which she co-owns, during season five. “Definitely makes me want to switch teams,” Housewife Tamra Barney said about Rocha’s body.

Rocha grew up in Brazil, but moved to the U.S. to study marketing and business at UCLA, according to the Art of Fitness website. She’s also the creator of the Brazilian Booty Workout and the JingaBrasil fitness clothing line.