NeNe Leakes Son Busted For Drug Possesion

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NeNe Leake’s son Bryson was busted this past Sunday March 7th for possesion of less than an ounce of Mary Jane and he is still in jail for it. He also skipped court on a past charge from 2008 for sexual assault.

Vicki Gunvalson Denies Making Out With 25 Year Old Punk

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It seems that the troll that Vicki was supposedly making out with  hasn’t shut up yet and a couple days ago he went and did a video interview where he was spewing out some bullshit about how he made out with Vicki and felt her up and that she was a good kisser and had nice big boobs.

Vicki on the other hand denies the rumor as a bunch of bullshit and says this loser just wants his 15 minutes and that her husband and that trolls girlfriend was there so obviously nothing happened:

I want to deal with this STAR magazine. ALL allegations are false, I NEVER danced with him, he never made out. In fact, he was there with his girlfriend of 3 years and his parents. My encounter with him only lasted 5 mins. He would not leave me alone asking to take pictures. I have several witnesses that will come forw…ard and say “nothing happened.” This guy just wants his 15 mins of fame. What a loser.

Yesterday Vicki went to People Magazine to tell them that creepy Mike is a lying sack of shit:

Vicki Gunvalson: cougar on the prowl? No way, says the Real Housewives of Orange County star.

The 47-year-old married mother of two is slamming a Star magazine report quoting University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin who says they locked lips while on vacation in Puerto, Valllarta, Mexico recently.

Addressing photos in which Gunvalson appears to be kissing Pullin, she tells PEOPLE, “He … told me it was his birthday and wanted a birthday kiss. He seemed nice, but very star struck!”

She obliged with a peck, but says, “I never ‘made out’ with him, as he stated. I never let him touch me inappropriately — ever.”

Pullin also gives a toned-down version. “Honestly we all hung out for a couple hours that night, her friends and mine,” he tells PEOPLE. “We drank together, danced a bit, took lots of photos, and we kissed! The pics are real, but it wasn’t as bad as Star made it out be, wasn’t really cheating.” — Charlotte Triggs.

What do you Bitches think? Was the Vickster just drunk and fooling around but dind’t take it that far as Mike says she did or do ya’ all think he felt her up like he says he did? 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Latest Shenanigans And Kim Can’t Decide If She Is A Lesbian Or Not This Week

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All the Bitches are said to come back for another season of the wreckage that is The Real Housewives of Atlanta . No one got the boot. Surprisingly, even Lisa Wu Hartwell will be back for a next round and that Bitch is boring. Apparently she is trying her hand at real acting and appeared on an episode of Meet The Browns. 

 Blogger Sanda Rose posted that Kandi Burrus store named TAGS is going out of business soon. She posted on her blog that many customers complain that TAGS is rarely open and the phone rings off the hook. One frustrated customer even  took to her Twitter page to complain about TAGS being closed during business hours :” I have went to your store 3x’s and it has been closed.Went today at 730…. closed. What are the hours of operation? Kandi got pissed off and denied the rumor while on an interview with AJC:“Our store is doing very very well,”

We also gonna see a new Bitch on the RHOA her name is Phaedra Parks  and she is an attorney. Are you serious? Does this chick want to lose a lot of clients? Because no serious person in their right mind gonna hire a crazy ho’  who obviously suffers from Attention Whore Personality disorder who is on a  trashy reality show to be their attorney. I guess I ‘ve heard it all now.

 Sheree Whitfield’s fashion line flopped because Sheree realized she had to work and Sheree wasn’t down with that shit. She told HoneyMag.com:

“It’s a lot of work and I’ve got so many things that I’m really passionate about. Don’t get me wrong that’s my passion, but right now it’s hard trying to find the right group of people to come together and help out. You can’t do it by yourself. It takes a team. And being in Atlanta it’s very hard. If I was in L.A., if I was in New York, if I was in Paris, you have those type of like-minded people. I can’t find people with the same business sense that I have.”

But of course Sheree says it isn’t her fault, it’s everybody else’s fault because people in Atlanta are not fabulous fashionistas like her.

NeNe Leakes said a few days ago that if they film the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills those Bitches are gonna be the most ridiculous ho’s ever:”If they do the Beverly Hills Housewives, they’ll probably be all plastic – big lips, fake tits, tummy tucks,”  

She also says she loves Gretchen Rossi because NeNe hates the other Ho’s in RHOC and Gretchen pisses them off:“Gretchen Rossi (of the O.C version) is the only one that I truly, truly love,” she added. “I think she’s fun, beautiful and she’s making all the bit**es mad and I love it. Make ‘em mad girl! She has great hair; we talk all the time and just had dinner together in Beverly Hills. Did I say she has great hair?”  Well I think that Bitch better start doing her job right and piss off that platypus big fake lipped, fake tits, Tijuana tummy tuck- bitch Alexis untill her sanctimonious head spins and she shits her $500 dollar panties.

Kim Zolciak  can’t decide if she is a lesbian or back with Big Poppa.  On February 25 Kim told Atlanta radio station Q100 : “I’m still with Big Poppa”. Kim also says that she is demanding more money from Bravo .

 Kim feels that Bravo should pay her more money to make an ass of herself on national TV:“They need to up it … It was very dramatic and very traumatic last year. I’ve got to at least get paid what it’s worth.”  I say pay the ho’ the money. Because, after all where else would they find such a classy, trailer trash-box ho, with porn boobs and a living mange infested wig  who can make stupid millionaire married midget men put her on their payroll. I mean seriously, the Bitch is so stupid she is  a genius.

And speaking of Divas who demand more money from Bravo, Silex-Simon van Kempen from RHONYC  talked to US Magazine about Kim’s lesbian publicity stunt : “The rumor is that Kim Zolciak will come out this season,” When Kim heard about this she was more than likely already drunk off her ass, from all the white wine she starts having at 10 am,  had a shit fit, then she took to her Twitter page to start a war with Simon: WOW…who the hell is Simon van Kempen? Talking abt me in US weekly. Give me a break…Get ur facts straights, Never met that man in my life.”

Another  source also told  US Magazine: “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”

There are other people out there who support Kim’s story of being a lesbian but Bravo executives say, that the reason Kim has “become gay’ is to get more money out a more scandalous story line and that they don’t believe Kim and her bullshit story, after all she is a pathological liar. No shit Sherlock! That Bitch lies like a cheap rug in a roach motel, and she certainly can’t keep her story straight she needs to slow down on the white wine apparently it’s affecting her memory, since she can’t remember if this week she is gay or with Big Poppa or dating the Puerto Rican Leprechaun behind the fridge. Maybe she ’s three timing Big Poppa, Tracy and the Leprechaun.

The Real Housewives Of New York Will Be Back For A Third Season Of Fuckery

  

  

Yes they are coming back next week and they dragged two more Bitches that we get to make fun of too! It’s about time, this 5th season of the OC House Ho’s has been going on too fucking long. And not only that, their story lines are getting depressing. It seems that all the Bitches on this cheesey TV show are a bunch of fakers, posers and wannabees. I was getting tired of Lynne’s eviction, homeless broke ass adventures and Tamra’s foreclosure, insufficient funds and facade of a marriage falling apart at the seams bullshit. It was becoming a ‘downer’ like Lynne would say. Yep, it was really screwing up my high.

 But thank be to the Goddess of Reality TV because the NYC Bitches are gonna be back on March 4th with more cat-fights, bitchery and shenanigans and of course no money problems because one thing I notice is that the NYC ho’s got real money not like those fake ass OC Ho’s (except for Hurricane Vicki who works her french nails to the bone). I want to see Bitches with some real money that will inspire my crazy and that pay their shit on time, and don’t have one foot in the welfare office or embarrasing eviction problems.

Even Silex got some money and that Bitch got fired from her graphic designer job but I don’t see their crazy ass getting foreclose out of their condemned shack in the ghetto part of Brooklyn, ’cause even that ghetto shack costs money.

However there is a rumor swirling around that Silex is not coming back after this third season, because her royal Diva Highness Simon threw a bitch fit because Bravo would not pay him more to make a fool of himself on the show. I guess he gets payed too; he must be considered a honorary housewife.

  Alex Mccord

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Alex is gonna be picking a lot of fights with all the other Bitches so she can have more air time, and her look in this picture solidifies that. Look how pissed off  she looks.This Bitch looks like she is ready to tear some Bitches  head off  and piss down her neck. I think she is just cranky because she’s hungry. What does she weight like 80 pounds? Bitch needs a sammich.

  

  Kelly Bensimon

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Here is Kelly Bensimon who looks like she is holding her butt cheeks together,  while sticking out her chest, trying to look seductive for the camera in order to hide from the viewer, the fact that, she is trying not to fart. Really Bitch, really? This is how you gonna posse? HA HA HA! . This is what she was probably thinking to herself while the picture was being shot ‘hurry up and take the damn picture, DAMN YOU! I feel the turd saying hi, and can’t hold it any longer, huuuurrrry!’

  Bethenny Frankel

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Bethenny Frankel story line will focus on her recent pregnancy and shotgun wedding before the baby is born. She will also be doing a lot of fighting with Jill Zarin and all of the other Bitches because they can’t stand each other now.

  Jill Zarin

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 Our queen bee Jill Zarin will be busy, busy, busy with the usual commitments of an elite New York Socialite, like going to charity balls, shop, shop, shop and boss people around her fabric store including her husband Bobby . Also she will be getting her daughter Ali ready for college so she and Bobby can make Ali’s room into a nakid bondage room. Nice! I can relate to that. I love this Bitch as much as I love Bethenny, because they’re both Bitches with big mouths, too bad these 2 ho’s hate each other now. That screwed with me so much. DAMN IT!

 

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps

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After getting the virtual boot from Count Grandpackula. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is going to be feautured dating all the available bachelors in New York . Even thought she told Ramona last season it is not appropiate to be galoping  around with so many different dick ; this time it will be her doing it, because Bitch better hurry up and find another suga pappi that can support her lifestyle. She also caught the singing delusion bug that  other bitches like Kim Zolciak and Gretchen Rossi have caught. This season Countess LuAnn will  be the next Barbra Streisand and fail miserably at it.

 Ramona Singer

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Ramona Singer is still bat shit crazy because shit like that just can’t be cured. She continues to march to the beat, of her own crazy war drums in her head. And since she is the sister from another mother of Hurricane Vicki Gunvalson she will also be renewing her vowels (misspeled on purpose!) to her husband Mario just like crazy ass Vicki did with Donn this last season. I am sure she will also entertain us with her ‘Ramona Crazy Dance’. That’s a whole lot of Crazy!

 

Sonja Morgan

 

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 I don’t know who this new Bitch is. Her name is Sonja Morgan,  she is 45. I can tell her and Gretchen Rossi follow the same bulimia and crack diet.

Jennifer Gilbert

This is another new Bitch her name is Jennifer Gilbert they pulled her from under the concrete rocks of New York. I guess they gonna have to replace Silex at some point .

Well I can’t wait to see these Bitches back. I miss their New Yawk accents.

Alexis Bellino Before The Doctor Fixed The Uglier!

Alexis Bellino in 1995 and in 2009

This picture of the 2 dollar church whore surfaced on this website called goodplasticsurgery.com. This other website called awfulplasticsurgery.com says she used to have a ‘buttaface’.

Before: she had a fat face, she looked like some sort of an alien  gofer that someone hit with a hot waffle iron.

 After: she looks like a horseface tranny with an Adams’ apple and tuba lips.The work didn’t really help much.

Tamra Barney Admits To Dating Eddie Judge/Is Tamra A Member Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee?

Tamra Barney is once again admitting to Radaronline that she is dating this Queen  36 year old Eddie Judge. Didn’t she admit to dating him? But then, she backed peddled and said she wasn’t dating him? Next week she is gonna say she is not dating him again. This Bitch needs to make up her mind. The 110 million dollar question here is : Did this Bitch take out her implants? Because she doesn’t seem as busty in this picture. If so did she do it  to piss off Simon? Or did Simon have the doctor that put those implants repossessed them, since Simon gave her the boot an’ all? And he wont be playing with them anymore.

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Alexis Bellino Skanky Pictures Before All The Plastic Surgery/Jim Bellino’s Questionable Binezz Practices

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Well, well, well, I am not surprised at the raunchy pictures this ho’ send to some men’s magazine. This is Alexis Bellino before she married Taliban Ass Jimbo. Bitch has a buttaface. No wonder the plastic surgeon that fixed her face couldn’t fix that bump on her nose or knock the fugly off her. These raunchy pictures look just like the shit that 2 dollar ho’s post on Craigslist.


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And speaking of Craigslist her husband his unholy creepinest Reverend Jafar Jimbo owns some cheesey little motel in Laguna that he advertises on Craiglist for $195 a night. He calls it a ’boutique hotel’. But some website was saying it looks like office spaces and it had a for lease sign for a long time. Yea and he is advertising on Craiglist of all places he probably also rents it out by the hour to the Craiglist ho’s.

Jimbo seems to have some questionable binezz practices.  I am sure everyone read all about how his punk ass got in trouble with the feds for some counterfeit bullshit. I also read somewhere he used to own some restaurant called Margaritaville and it closed down he also closed down his pool table business.

FBI’s Operation Bullpen hooks network

SAN DIEGO – The FBI’s Operation Bullpen has infiltrated and dismantled a network of 20 forgers, authenticators, wholesalers, and retailers who are responsible for the creation and sales of up to $100 million of forged memorabilia, items that are both sports and nonsports-related. Twenty individuals, all from California, are cooperating with federal officials in pleabargaining agreements on a variety of fraud and tax charges.

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In addition, the FBI told Sweet Spot that the operations of the J. DiMaggio Company have been shut down. In addition a significant number of items that were known forgeries carried a certificate of authenticity attributed to Don Frangipani; and Robert Proudy and Jim Bellino of Forensic Document Services (FDS). Forged items were supported by fake or misleading authentication documents. However, no charges have been brought against the latter authenticators.

James Carlos Bellino owned Forensic Document Services located at 1115 N. Tustin Ave, Orange, CA.. According to the tip, federal prosecutors deferred prosecution, “a short hand way of letting Bellino off with almost $30,000 restitution, went on probation for a year, and got out of the sports memorabilia business”. The person who supplied the tip wondered if this Jim Carlos Bellino was the husband of Alexis Bellino, the newest housewife on Real Housewives of Orange County. According to the tipster, who had access to the deferred prosecution agreement and, a bankruptcy document involving Rectivity, a pool table company Alexis’ husband had ties to, the signatures are the same.

According to our source, the Jim C. Bellino indicted for mail fraud is Alexis’ Jim Bellino.

No wonder they go to that fake ass joke of a church for like 25 minutes once a week, the rest of the time Alexis and Jimbo spend it drinking excessively, cursing like sailors all while Alexis dresses like a 2 dollar church whore. Damn! Jimbo must have a lot of old, recent and present skeletons in the closet, that wreak like putrid guilt and he wants to hide them behind a Bible.  I bet more shit is going to come out on these two assholes.There is also some spewage about how they tried real hard to get into the RHOC :

“Alexis and Jim did everything they could to get on this show. They bought a house from Jeana and befriended her. They bought a car from Simon and befriended him. Alexis joined Gretchen’s gym and befriended her. They watched the show every week since it’s been aired and tried to get as many connections as possible. I do have to say, it worked. Though it was expensive! Fancy houses and luxury cars aren’t cheap. Hope they feel it is worth it.”

All this desperate bullshit to get Alexis on the show,  is ridiculous. And now there is this latest development that Alexis has 2 jobs and had to let go of one of the nannies.She posted on Twitter that she shouldn’t be judged . She should of thought about that before she joined the circus of ridiculous ho’s that is RHOC. She put her life out there for us to clown at, and that’s exactly what’s happening so deal with it.

I love it !

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This is Alexis and Jimbo this last Valentines at Vegas where they partied with Gretchen and some other skanks . Is it just me or does this fat motherfucker look more fat and ugly each time we see him. Damn he’s fugly! Who the fuck would want to hit on his ugly fat ass??

And what the fuck is that whore wearing on her wrist? Is that like a writst version of an ankle bracelet that Jimbo put on her wrist so he can keep her on a short leash so she don’t end up wondering off in Vegas with another sugar daddy? I wonder if Jimbo has a remote control for that shit, so when Alexis starts acting up, he pushes a button and it gives her an electric shock like they do to Dobermans.

Alexis also went ape shit and threw a stomping crying hissy fit when she heard Wendy Williams tell Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens that her favorite housewife is Crazy Ass Vicki. I never thought I say this but seriously next to Alexis Crazy Ass Vicki seems normal. Also a viewer posted that stupid Alexis had an announcement on her fan page on Facebook, that she later deleted, that said if Bravo allows Pro-Vicki comments to be posted and quit censoring Pro-Alexis comments that she was not going to blog for them anymore. She throws a fit like a spoiled 8 year old. She thinks her shit don’t stink.

 

Bitch thinks that just because she is Alexis, that suddenly she is supposed to be everyone’s favorite ho’ because the world revolves around Alexis and when it ’s not about Alexis she cries. I would of love to see that Bitch crying and throwing a fit.

Alexis still under the delusion that just because she joined the RHOC she is going to come out smelling like lilles and roses but instead she is going to find out she is going to come out smelling like an Olympic size swimming pool of smelly wet orangutan shit. You can’t polish a turd!

Update check out what my reader Jen posted. Yes Jimbo is a loan shark. Check out this Craiglist link.

And this other one by my reader mzfuller on Radaronline.

Slade Slimey Makes It To Top DeadBeat /Gretchen Rossi In Deep Legal Shit!

 

This is his actual mug shot!

This is his actual mug shot!

 

 

Slade Slimey made it to the top list on Mostwanteddeadbeats.com. Gretchen Rossi tried to bullshit  Slimey’s unemployment situation in an interview she had with Los Angeles Times saying he owns a ‘consulting business’ Yeah right! The only ‘consulting’ he performs is when he tells that ho’ to wear the pink thong instead of the black one!. These Bitches just keep contradicting themselves and cannot even keep their lies straight.  On Radaronline it is listed that Slimey has said that he is gutter broke and don’t have money to pay shit for his childsupport tab of 80k . Slimey also states he  was a homeless ho’ who was forced to move in with Gretchen in exchange for sex and light cleaning. So she supports his ass! Just like we all knew already. From Radaronline:

  Slade revealed that as of May 2008, his income was reduced to zero and he owes $104,000 to the IRS. He says his TV series gig, which began in June 2008, paid him a measly $172 a week. He has since been forced to close his bank account and has not received any income in over a year.  He lost his car in April 2009 after his family had to stop lending him money and is currently living with Rossi as he looks for work.

“I have been left indigent and financially destitute,” he said in the papers. Other papers reveal that Slade’s son spends 1% of his time with Slade and 99% of his time with his mother.

  

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Gretchen has some more bad news just like the link my reader mzfuller posted the link here . Thanks  to mzfuller  . Gretchen is getting forced to disclose her assests because of that whole ordeal with Jay Photoglou who took her to court and the judge forced  Gretchen to pay Jay 18k. Gretchen denies getting money from Jeff Beitzel but now she will be forced to disclose this. If she did get money from her sugar pappi she has not really enjoyed it with all these Karmic shit storm situations she keeps going throught that are hustling her out of money fast. That’s what happens when you act a fool.

  

 

Tamra Barney Got Caught Lying By Radaronline

 

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It appears that all the bleach on Tamra Barney’s hair must of somehow penetrated her skull, because she forgot that she had  admitted to Radaronline a few days ago, that she is dating this Eddie Judge character(who looks like his favorite disco song is ‘It’s Raining Men’) Tamra  flat denied to the OC register that her and Eddie  are dating. Radaronline reporter Alan Butterfield said AWW, HELL NO! And went and told the OC register that crazy Bitch was straight up lying because a few days ago, she admitted to them, that she was sleeping with this queen.  (Even with the bushy eyebrows I still think he’s gay and Tamra is paying him to pretend she is doing him, I don’t know we’ll see)

Here is what went down, from the OC Register:

Tamra denies that she and Judge are dating or are a couple. “We’re really good friends,” she said in an interview today. “I think he’s a wonderful person. He’s helped me a lot through this. If something does evolve, I’d be lucky.”

The Radaronline reporter, Alan Butterfield, called the Register back and said Tamra’s recent text messages indicate there is a relationship between Judge and herself. The messages went something like this:

Butterfield: How long have you been dating him?
Tamra: Since last week. We’ve been friends for a year.

Butterfield: Are you sleeping with him?
Tamra: Yes, since last week.

Aguardiente you are right her stockings do look like varicose veins. Her outfit also looks like the shit that the hookers in Tijuana wear at the cantinas. Very classy.

Thanks to reader Alex for the link.

Tamra Barney Already Dating One Of Simon’s Friends

The ink has not even dried yet on the divorce papers and this ho’ is already dating a new guy. His name is Eddie Judge and he was friends with Simon. Simon happened to run into them in Las Vegas. (what a coincidence!) And Simon  flipped out and fell to his knees  when he saw Tamra with another man. Security had to escort Simon out of the club.

Why is he tripping wasn’t he the one who filed for divorce? And I don’t know about that so called new guy. He doens’t convince me that he is into girls too much.

Here is the original article from Radaronline:

 

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Don’t mess with Tamra Barney.

Stung by her husband Simon filing for divorce and accusing her of cheating during the marriage, she’s rebounded by dating one of his friends, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The star of Bravo’s “Real Housewives Of Orange County” has hooked up with Eddie Judge and Simon, who calls it “the ultimate  betrayal,” found out about it the hard way – by seeing them together. And it was such a blow that Simon actually dropped to his knees, he told RadarOnline.com.

Simon was at the Hard Rock Hotelin Las Vegas on Saturday night and thought Tamra was back in Los Angeles. When Simon arrived at the club around midnight he got quite a shock.

“I walked in and I saw Tamra with a friend of mine, Eddie Judge,” Simon told RadarOnline.com. “I saw them holding hands and acting like a couple.

“As soon as Tamra saw me she let go of his hand and walked away.

“I went up to Eddie  and asked him if he’s (bleeping) my wife.  He didn’t say a word.

“I  couldn’t believe what I had just witnessed — the ultimate betrayal by a pal and my estranged wife.

“I started to feel weak and feel to my knees. The doorman helped me and by the time I had regained my composure they both left to the other side of the club.

“I left soon after.”

Tamra confirmed to RadarOnline.com: “I started dating Eddie Judge last week.

“We started hanging out together more after my separation and one thing led to another. We had been friends for over a year.

“We are romantically involved, he is a great guy. It was bound to happen that we both we would dating again after he filed for divorce, it was going to happen sooner or later.

“I don’t know what the future holds with Eddie and only time will tell.”

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