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admin — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:11:46 +0000

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies Recrap, “Go Home Chankla Face!”

admin — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:47:28 +0000

OK my Hot Bitches been busy at work which is why this recrap is running behind like the nalgas on my ass. Enjoy!

Camille Grammer received an email from an angry Russell Armstrong (similar to the one he send Lisa) warning Camille to shut the her fat mouth about him giving Chankla Face’s lips free beatdowns to keep her lips nice and plump without having to spend money on fat whale injections adding that these accusations are “false and slanderous remarks that could damage his business.” Adrienne and Paul are understandably afraid because with all the shit they all talk after a few cocktails, Russell who appears to be sue happy (those days) may decide to sue their rich assess next and then what?

They discuss the upcoming vacation to Hawaii and how concerned they are that everyone is going to be afraid of having to hold their butt cheeks togueter to not fart in Russell’s direction and insult him in the accidental crossfire or he may sue. See this is the reason rich people don’t hang around poor people they are afraid to get sued.

Lisa and Pandora are busy hiring a band for Pandora’s wedding and Lisa gets her panties wet over the Sombrero music. Booooring moving right along.

Back at Kyle’s she is freaking out about her annual white sheeet party because nothing is done; when she suddenly gets a phone call from Adrienne to let her know who was the latest recipient of the Armstrong’s sue happy email. Adrienne advice’s Kyle not to let that bitch Chankla and her husband into the party because they may start suing bitches at random now. Kyle is not too happy, but knows this is what she has to do to keep the peace.

Kim and her daughters are having lunch at Kim’s latest faux-house possibly courtesy of Bravo so it looks like she has somewhere to live. Kim tells her daughters that her drug dealer I mean Quasimodo Ken will be making an appearance at the white party and that they better be nice to his ugly, creepy, rapist looking face or else he may take that two dollar promise ring back from Kim.

Let’s move right along to the fun part of this whole bitch fest at Kyle’s White Party. This whole episode was so boring but at the White Party is where all the excitements of the evening take place.

First we have stupid ass Kyle running around crying because she cant get a hold of Chankla Face to tell her not to bother coming to the White Party because no one wants her sue-happy ass over there.

While Kyle is freaking out about the Chankla situation, Kim is at the party running amuck already. She shows up with her drug-dealer Quasimodo Ken who is keeping her nice and lit up tonight; since she is wired to the moon she starts to act like an ass the minute she gets there and when she sees Pam/Dana that bitch shows Kim nakid pictures of her and Brandi, but Kim is not digging that shit and tells Pam/Dana to shove those up her fat ass. Pam/Dana tries to laugh it off because she wants to make everyone happy so she can be accepted into this desperate Seahag group but Kim says that she will never make up with that gross bitch Brandi and will break her other leg. Must be the meth talking.

Kim also coughs on Lisa and freaks her out, I guess that must be a passive agressive thing that seniors in the old bitches home must pull when they’re trying to give someone the shingles. Kyle tells Chicken Head to calm her ass down and get along with Slut Pig. The classy Kim insist on breaking Brandi’s other leg. I think grandma need to calm her old ass down; bony ass Brandi can probably sit on her skinny ass with one leg broken and still fart on her chicken face and break Kim’s hip.

Kim is nice and methed-out and feels like Superman on steroids so she is ready to take on tall ass Brandi. She goes off to confront Brandi and her amazon bestie. Brandi who is towering over Chicken Head by at least 5 feet is trying to be cool by apologizing to Kim, because Brandi is smarter and realizes that you can’t argue with crazy, you’re just not going to win.

You can also tell that Brandi wants to laugh at chicken head and feels sorry for Kim’s pathetic ass standing there with her bony Tales From The Crypt finger pointing at Brandi berating her as if Brandi was five years old because Brandi likes to say “fuck” a lot and is a pretty girl who “ has a truck driver mouth.” You know, if I had a nickel for everytime I’ve personally heard that I be Maloof rich. So what if Brandi has a truckdriver mouth? Kim looks and acts like she gives truck driver’s hand jobs for two bucks a pop. Brandi then, decides to yell “FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!” You tell her Brandi. Then, she tells Chicken Head to watch that bony finger.

While Kim is confronting the two big bitches who are secretcly clowning on Kim; Ken is drooling on Brandi’s plastic teeties and her friend’s too.

Even though Kim is the one telling Brandi she is ghetto and shit, Brandi is not the one acting like a trailer park grandma strung out on meth making a complete buffoon out herself and even seeking her young daughter Kimberly on Brandi when she walks away and yells “MY DAUGHTER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU!!” That is sooo a low-life move that a trailer park meth head would pull. Kim’s daughter looks all embarrassed and confused because she got there at the tail end of the fight and has no idea what her crack-head mom is talking about or what the fuck she expects her to say to Brandi. Earlier that day Kim “blew bubbles” of hypocrisy up her daughters asses about getting along with people and blah, blah, blah. Then she lies about her fake cement boobs and tries to tell Pam/Dana they are real. Even Quasimodo knows she is lying.

Kyle pulls Lisa away to gossip about the events that are currently developing and informs her she will have to tell Chankla Face and Russell to fuck off when they show up at the door. Lisa who was the last recipient before it was Camille’s turn in getting one of Russell’s threatening email’s, is now trying to be the peacemaker and say that maybe Chankla wasn’t aware of the emails Russell has been sending bitches to threaten them. Adrienne calls bullshit on that and says bitch ”knows” about these shenanigans. She may of even helped her husband type that email, no? Everyone including the men are all in a panick outroar and Kyle sure in fuck dind’t need Methy over there confronting Slut Pig Amazon.

Meanwhile Chankla Face and Russell are in a limo all dressed in white and saying that they left Vegas to go to Kyle’s party. Little do they know that their kind is not welcome at the party. Listen to their very telling conversation about how now that they’ve forgiven each other they can have fun. What the fuck is that mean? Was this after one of those mutual boxing matches that we are all suspect took place in the Chankla and Russell marriage?

When the limo pulls up Chankla Face spits out a happy crappy “helooooo!” while Kyle is losing her shit in tears as if someone died (sorry about that we all know what happens to Russell later) Chankla is confused as to why Kyle is so upset who can’t spew out what is going on. But Paul straight up tells the duo they need to beat it because of the innapropiate email send to Camille. Russell looks at Mauricio as if he is going to interfere and tell them to come in after all, but Mauricio just laughs at them and tells them that nobody wants to get sued. NO SHIT! Adrienne jumps in and says that Camille will have to call her lawyers if she is near Chankla and Russell because of that bullshit email.

Chankla Face insist that she never read the email, Adrienne says that bitch is full of shit and tells Russell to explain it to his lying bitch wife. Russell says that he was just warning Camille about the false accusations she made and Paul tells Russell that’s bullshit.

After Russell and Chankla realize that these folks are not fucking around and they really want them gone, Chankla Face gets all bitchy and shitty and says some shit about enjoying their party because they left Vegas for this shit.

When Chankla crams her bony ass in the limo an emotional teary Kyle follows her like a desperate teenager that just got dumped by her prom date and starts bawling about the reasons for kicking them both out. Kyle says that Camille was only repeating all the shit this bitch is been dishing out, but Chankla Face insist that Camille is making this shit up. NO BITCH YOU’RE MAKING THIS SHIT UP! Chankla Face is all hissy-pissy rude and you can tell she wants to rip Kyle’s face off despite all her crying apologies.

Finally Chankla and Russell leave the party all pissed off. I wonder if they got into a boxing match later that night because of all this shit.

The Ongoing Saga Of Sheree And Bob Whitfield’s Child Support Drama, Bob Says He Ain’t Paying “Purse Support”

admin — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:22:40 +0000

On last night’s extra episode of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta we were taken deeper into the world of Sheree and Bob Whitfield’s child support drama. This drama has been going on for quite a while now and Sheree swears up and down that Bob never gave her a dime to support their two children. Although Bob may not pay Sheree any child support Sheree did receive some funds from Bob, just not in the way of child support checks Sheree was expecting. According to the post below, Sheree has received way more than what a lot of women who really can’t get ANY money from their exe’s get. For example a lump sum of $775k plus $113,422 yearly in retirement funds. That sounds like enough money to live comfortable without having to work for a while.

Sheree’s child support saga goes back a few years, check out this old post I dug about the money she got from Bob:

According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Sheree Whitfield, a cast member on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta, is appealing a settlement that included a lump sum of $775,000, as well as an annual $113,422 in her ex’s retirement funds and $2,142.87 in monthly child support. However, her divorce lawyers now say that her limited education and inability to earn income are a severe disadvantage compared to her wealthy ex-husband, who had a six-year, $30 million contract with the Atlanta Falcons. (Sheree Whitfield only has a high-school diploma, and her attempt to start a clothing boutique failed.)

The settlement did not include any spousal support, and the Georgia Supreme Court evicted Sheree Whitfield and the couple’s children from their $2.6 million homein Sandy Springs, GA, just north of Atlanta. EURweb.com reports her claim that she cannot afford to buy a new house in the neighborhood where the children have grown up.

Bob Whitfield’s divorce attorneys want the courtto fine his ex-wife $2,500 for initiating a frivolous appeal, according to EURweb.com.

“We are in the final stages of the divorce and the settlement,” the Real Housewives star recently told People. “I feel like I am single already because we have been separated for at least three or four years. I am just ready to do my thing and focus on me, my kids, my family, and friends.”

The Whitfields divorced in 2007 after seven years of marriage. Their two children were 11 and eight at the time.

Sheree Whitfield has appeared on The Real Housewives of Atlanta since the series began in autumn 2008. She is also trying to start a new clothing line called She By Sheree. Bob Whitfield, 37, played for the Falcons from 1992 to 2003 and announced his retirement from professional football in February 2007. He is now a guest NFL analyst for Sky Sports in the U.K.

A few seasons back I did a post on Sheree’s house evictions woes. Also remember during this last episode, when Sheree was served by Bob he sued her for taking items out of his house that didn’t belong to Sheree. I wonder if he was referring to this house here:

A while back when Sheree first appeared on RHOA she was living in this lavish manor. Sheree claims her ex-husband Bob Whitfield stopped making the payments and Sheree and her children were assed-out on the streets.

Then, this woman named Sheila Rashad came to Sheree’s rescue, claiming she can help Sheree stay in the house longer.

After Bob refused to maintain and pay for Sheree and his two children’s home, Sheree was suddenly evicted. Sheree met Sheila Rashad through Bob’s mom back in 2008. RED FLAG!

On the last week of Dec 2008 Sheree got a notice to vacate by Feb 3rd. This occurred after her and Bob went to court. Sheila told Sheree she could help her stay in the home for up to 6 months as long as she maintained the property. This Sheila chick conned Sheree into allowing her to supposedly communicate with the mortgage company in order to buy Sheree more time to stay in the home , but in the end Sheree and the children were forced to leave in a rush and Sheila went through the house and looted it of all the furniture and even bathroom fixtures!

This is what she told Freddy O’:

I met Sheila Rashad through Bobs mom. (seem like at set too me) and we began to occasionally communicate regarding business around Oct 2008. I then received foreclosure notice (last wk in Dec) saying that my house would begin foreclosure on the date of Feb 3rd. All this happened the week after Bob and I went into mediation in which he tried to renegotiate my settlement from the judge and offer me cash from the sell of the house that he knew he was losing because of nonpayment of the mortgage.

Sheila Rashad offered to help saying this is what she does for some of her clients and could help facilitate things and allow us to remain in the house for at least six months as long as I continued to maintain the property, paid a set amount and make the property available for agents to show. Sheila had me sign a fictitious form stating that I give her rights to communicate with the mortgage company. She continuously lied and said she had been communicating with the mortgage company and she had everything under control.

She called and said that the bank decided against my favor. And my kids and I needed to vacate the premises on March 6th instead of March 7th with all of my things in less than six days. It was impossible to clear out a 10,000 sq foot house in this amount of time. I moved what I could and left on March 5th. On March 6th I sent people to meet Sheila with the keys to the house, because she said that she was meeting the realtor and the sheriff. She instructed my people not to remove anything else from the house. My people then left

The next day I happened to ride by the property and seen a Penskemoving truck in the driveway. I then got nervous and called a few friends who immediately ordered that I pull into the driveway to see hat was going on. Upon pulling up behind the truck I noticed kids playing withtoys I had left behind. I then seen the Mexican workers loading the truck, along with Sheila Rashad and her husband. I approached her and she began to say that I was trespassing and the sheriff was on the way and I needed to leave the premises. I left and called my friends and within fifteen mins we were back at the house. Sheila put the lock back on the gate but apparently she was very nervous because she left all the doors open including the garages.

We went into the house and seen that she had stolen dishwashers, the oven, built in microwaves, warmer, cabinets, bathroom sinks, my built in closets, furniture, fixtures, electronics, workout equipment, and clothes. ALMOST EVERYTHING. The four of us are there in disbelief. We took a few pictures and I got on the line and called the police. Sheila and her husband came back withthe carpenter (See Pics) and she continued to stick with her story that the people were behind them and we needed to leave. She knew that I wasn’t hearing it so she left.

The police came and I filed a police report. The witnesses were there and gave there statements as well. The officer had me call her on my phone. He told her she should return to give her statement because I was accusing her of theft. She refused. “I like to believe in the best of people. I don’t want to believe that people can look you and your kids in the eye and smile and yet be so devious, conniving, and greedy to the point where they would do anything for a dollar. I am blessed to have God on my side who gives me my strength to carry on.”

Here are some before and after the looting pictures:

Before the looting.

After the looting.

I wonder if this Sheila Rashad was another set up by clever Bob to get all his furniture and things back from Sheree.

And recently Bob Whitfield spoke to StraighFromTheA about Phaedra’s comment on him “looking a mess” with his wrinkled-ass shirt. Click here to listen to Bob’s ramblings his ass sounds drunk. Although, he needs to pay his child support he was funny as hell on his little phone interview. Bob says he ain’t paying “purse support” or some shit and he gets caught up in a tangent talking about the nightmares of having to iron his 300 dollar shirt.

Rumors Swirl About Bravo Keeping Teresa Giudice The Asshole Of The Show, Melissa Gorga Makes Her Best Impression Of Gretchen Rossi

admin — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:56:27 +0000

Melissa Gorga is getting a lot of “display” this month and I hope she is enjoying it because according to All AboutTRHH she always wanted the fame and exposure that Teresa got and now her dream came true, so true, it is now a nightmare for Mel since the things that are being “displayed” are NOT the things she wants us to know about her.

An “insider” revealed that Melissa was so jealous of Teresa’s rise to fame that for THREE FUCKING YEARS this famewhoring cow stalked and harrassed Bravo begging them to throw her in the RHONJ circus of crazy and Bravo kept telling her to fuck off because she was a boring skank.

Melissa didn’t give up and she persisted on her mission to get on that trash show no matter what, even if that meant she had to make deals with the devil and that’s exactly what she did when she contacted Danielle Staub aka Joker Face and proceeded to feed her information about Teresa and the Manzo’s , this way she can show Bravo she is a low brow shit stirrer worthy to be on Housewives. Even Joker Face didn’t want this bitch and her husband on the show, although Melissa’s plan was to be besties with Joker Face on camera in order to piss off Teresa and completely destroy what little peace they had in that chaotic family.

And supposedly this coming season Bravo is keeping Teresa as permanent asshole of the show because it seems that Melissa has talked through both sides of her mouth and manipulated not only Teresa’s old friends but also Bravo’s producers to have them on her side so that way they can monkey stomp on Tree.

From All AboutTRHH:

Melissa spent the past three years haunting Bravo and Danielle, trash-talking all of the Housewives but then kissing ass once they got on, then being mad at Teresa for being upset with them after all of that. Imagine your SIL, someone you have to see for the rest of your life, doing this for you – and your jealous and brainwashed friends sticking up for them. NEWSFLASH CAROLINE – Melissa was the one who told Danielle all about your stomach surgery, made the ‘rumors’ of Albert cheating at the Brownstone, and said ‘my daughter would never do that’ about Ashley. Wake the *beep* up.”

The truth will come out. Melissa tried to be on the show from the very beginning. They did not want her because she was boring. So, she stomped her feet and stalked Danielle Staub to the point where even Danielle (of all people) refused to bring her onto the show. Melissa AND Joe wanted to come on to surprise Teresa and be on-camera friends with Danielle. I wish that did happen because maybe Caroline and Jacqueline would not be believing all of Melissa’s lies like you will see in season four. She knows how to lie and get what she wants, but the truth will come out. Her stalking Danielle is what finally got her on the show. A lot was also said at season 2′s reunion (with Melissa’s name) that was completely removed because at the time, no one even knew who she was.”

Also click here for a lovely photo of Mel Ala Gretchen Rossi “on display” on the toilet.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Bullshit By Sheree There Is No House Being Built

admin — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:11:03 +0000

On a recent episode of RHOA Sheree Whitfield tried to bullshit the viewers into believing her child-support begging ass is building the ultimate luxury mansion Shit Chateau By Sheree. But another blogger just discovered that Sheree’s so-called dream home is nothing, but an empty lot where Sheree cannot even afford to erect a shanty tent.

Apparently the house was purchased by Sheree’s mother, who unlike her embarrassing daughter Sheree, is a very educated career business lady with an MBA in finance and all those fancy college degrees. (I wonder if Sheree was switched at birth?) Sheree’s mother purchased the home for 300k to help broke ass Sheree out. Sheree then decided to have the home demolished to make room for the non existent Chateau By Sheree and because her Aston Martin and 15k purse buying ass couldn’t make the payments to have the home finished she ended up getting stuck with a 300k mortgage and monthly payments on her condo.

From Tamara Tattles:

PARID: 17 012100020055 FERGUSON THELMA 5210 LAKE FORREST DR NE

Sales

Sale Date Sale Price Grantee Grantor

30-DEC-10 $319,000 FERGUSON THELMA HOMESALES INC

02-MAR-10 $290,316 HOMESALES INC SULLIVAN MICHAEL & JACQUELINE

30-APR-07 $450,000 SULLIVAN MICHAEL S SULLIVAN JACQUELINE C

Anyone thinks Sheree should of just moved into the old house and not demolish it?

Real Housewives Of New York, Hit Miami Beach And Scare Beach Goers!

admin — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:16:43 +0000

Recent scary pictures surfaced of Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan who decided to run the streets of Miami amuck and scare innocent bystanders, by wearing skimpy bikinis (that should only be worn if you’re under 40 or not gross) over their dried up, beef jerky, saggy, senior-citizen asses.

Warning : The following pictures are BRUTAL and may cause your eyes to bleed:

I can see Mario is still drooling over Sonia’s mummified old corpse.

Sometimes you just have to admit that your pruney-ass needs to be covered in a mumu or a circus tent.

Victoria Gotti And Teresa Giudice Come To Table Flipping Blows

admin — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:04:35 +0000

Although supposedly they are not allowed to give away who is on the show or names etc. Victoria Gotti went on the Wendy William’s Show and gave enough clear hints about a blow up that took place between her and fellow New Jerseysian Teresa Giudice during a taping of The Apprentice. Victoria says that shit got so ugly she thought there was going to be some table flipping and weave pulling about to go down. Supposedly things were worst than when NeNe went off on Star Jones and Latoya Jackson when filming the same show.

She told Wendy Williams she thought her and Teresa were friends until shit got ugly, “In my mind we were too. But then there comes a scene … when my mind gets completely blown … So you’re going to see this on TV, it’s a quite a blow-up … I thought it was gonna get a little physical there. Nene and Starr, I mean, that was like nothin’.’”

Also there is some speculation that Teresa was “fired” from The Apprentice already. (More on that later.) Maybe the Trumpster didn’t like the way she was trying to club bitches on the head caveman style.

Isn’t it stupid that they are supposed to keep hush, hush who is on the show when that shit was announced a couple of months ago already?

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Lisa Vanderpump Doesn’t Understand Why Adrienne Maloof Is So Butt-Hurt

admin — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:41:33 +0000

After Adrienne Maloof bitched and moaned that Lisa VanderDump was jealous of her hooker-stompers, shoe collection and also complained that Lisa’s daughter Pandora should of never had her Bachelorette party at the better located and more luxurious Planet Hollywood rather than the dumpy Palms Motel And Casino (yes, I know this from experience since I run to Vegas like every other weekend.)

Pandora decided to stick up for her mom and took to her Twitter account earlier this week, barking out that it was HER decision NOT her mother’s to have her Bachelorette party at Planet Hollywood because Pandora is a big girl with a voice and she does what she wants:

@PandoraVTPandora Vanderpump T

Hello?Do I have a voice? Jason and I planned our own bachelor/bachelorette parties, not @LisaVanderpump #givemeabreak #loveplanethollywood

Shit, I don’t blame her I wouldn’t want my Bachelorette party at that dumpster either.

Lisa was also not too happy with Adrienne being a silly bitch and getting up in her face confronting her about not having Pandora’s Bachelorette party at the dumpy Palms. She also says that she don’t know why Adrienne was so upset over the whole thing since Lisa wasn’t attending that mess anyways because this was one of those times when a mother doesn’t need to witness watching her daughter’s wild shenanigans in Vegas. Yeah I’m sure she didn’t want to watch a drunken Pandora with her face in a stripper’s crotch. (Was El RiDick-Culo going to perform for her?) but she got suckered into going anyways. That is MUCHO disturbing!

From Lisa’s blog:

As we enter the house, Adrienne summons me to have a word with her. I was a little taken aback as we had only just arrived and had no idea of what was about to transpire. Apparently she was miffed that Pandora had decided to hold her bachelorette party at our old family friend Robert Earl’s venue, Planet Hollywood. Robert loves her and had no intention of promoting the hotel. I mean, how dare my daughter choose what she wants? She should be supporting her mother’s neighbor’s business! I seriously couldn’t understand this. It was the first I knew of her being upset. Jason had had his bachelor party a couple of weeks before, hosted by our friend, and Pandora was going to do the same. It was all arranged. I wasn’t going and hadn’t been involved in the arrangements. It seems like a dangerous slope to venture into. I knew nothing., I didn’t want to even really hear the tales afterwards, as I think there are certain times and adventures one doesn’t need their mother to witness, and I had assured Pandora this was one of them.

Kyle told me we all had to go. She wanted to go with me. I disagreed, I had no intention of seeing my daughter doing whatever a whole bevy of young girls do in Vegas. It was time for them. I would certainly organize her engagement, her shower, her wedding, but in this instance, she was on her own!

Somehow, to cut a long story short, I was roped into this trip, and obviously, now you, the viewer, will get to witness it, so everything changes. What was to be Pandora’s trip became a major production, and I was suddenly in trouble for it. I resent the fact that suddenly I am to blame, it is a huge deal to entertain 14 people, and I certainly would never dream of asking anybody to do that. Robert wanted to comp the whole weekend as his gift to Pandora, Why do I feel I have to constantly justify mine and my daughter’s actions?

When Adrienne and Paul are having dinner at a neighboring restaurant, it wouldn’t even enter my mind to question them! It seems as if some people are looking for a problem. . .

Real Housewives Of New Jersey, Melissa Gorga’s Dirty Laundry On Display, On Display!

admin — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 06:42:42 +0000

On display, on display, everyone is waiting for more gossip to roooll, everyone is waiting for her shit to faaall, and it just keeps on happening. And we just keep on laughing. The blogs just keep on clowing because it’s not us that are on displaay, looking like a fool on displaay, it’s some other bitch on displaay who thinks she looks good on displaay, and it’s really is not that waay. I can go on fucking up these lyrics all daaay.

I know that was messed up, but I couldn’t help myself it was just too easy. HA HA HA!!!

Anyway, before I went into some baked-spewage about Melissa’s catchy tune. I found this little piece of gossip about this PR gay-dude named Will Love posted on All About THR, the same site that provided the interview with Melissa Gorga’s allegedly old pimp strip-club boss Angelo Vrohidis.

According to Will, he says he met and dealt with Melissa Gorga, he describes her as some sort of an evil snake with a malicious agenda to destroy Teresa Giudice and apparently also Will. He also spills out some shit about one of Melissa’s brothers-in-law possibly being closet gay or some shit. I wonder if the brother-in-law he meant was Lysa’s husband, the same Joe that confronted Barney Devito about owing him a thousand dollars?

Will states that Melissa is a stuck-up, ungrateful bitch who treated Will like a piece of trash that wasn’t worth to be at the bottom of ”Lady Gorga’s” stilettos, even though he kindly promoted her fame-whoring ass to the masses. He also defends Teresa as someone who was fucked over and bullied by Melissa and her evil sisters, but kind enough to take a picture with him for the equality campaign. And also there was soooo much behind the scenes epic-drama that went on with that whole Posche Fashion Show.

Check this shit out:

I had first met both Robyn and Melissa when I covered the 2010 POSCHE Fashion Show. After expressing interest of meeting the furtive confidant of Danielle Staub, colleagues pushed me smack in the middle of Melissa’s first photo-op. Judging by facial expressions directed at me afterwards, I do not believe Melissa was too happy. This was evident when I approached her after the fashion show: Melissa very blatantly rolled her eyes when I introduced myself. Despite her uncouth initial impression, I featured a side-by-side cover cameo of Melissa and Teresa Giudice on the cover of Out In Jersey’s December-January issue. When I messaged Melissa regarding her first cover appearance, after reading that the appearance was not a full cover, I never received a response. I guess “Lady Gorga,” as her immediate circle describes her, did not feel the exposure was important enough to warrant a reply or thank you. After all, at the time Melissa was confident that she would be signed to Universal Records – even before her meeting with the record tycoon earlier this year.

I attended a fashion gathering for one of Robyn’s clients at a lounge in Manhattan. It was my first time seeing both Melissa and Kathy since the POSCHE event. Kathy immediately greeted me with compliments on my attire during conversation, while a startled Melissa greeted me with a half-assed ”hi.” The fact that I was confident I recognized the husband of Melissa’s sister from a local North Jersey gay bar less than a week prior [his distressed facial expression when he saw me did not help] made the evening additionally awkward. Nonetheless, leave it to Kim D to bring us all together to socialize – on the runway.

After Kim D simply expressed her loyalty and friendship to Teresa on multiple occasions, Melissa became furious with Kim. The fact that Kim simultaneously parted ways with Robyn did not help matters either. In retaliation for Kim being a free thinker, Robyn and Melissa began a well thought out smear campaign. I witnessed, at least during half-a-dozen events, Robyn and her friends speak of Kim D as a “coke addict,” “drug user,” and claimed Kim would be out of business within six months. Robyn, who I previously witnessed express to Kim how her only [now former] full-time employee “is completely overpaid” and “should be grateful to have you as a boss” – was saying the opposite to the employee. Concurrently, Robyn was expressing to the employee that they should “open up a separate boutique” and was eventually triumphant at having the employee parrot the same damaging sentiments about Kim at various events and to multiple customers while still employed at POSCHE. Robyn and Melissa even went as far as to contact BRAVO weekly in hopes of persuading them to film the insignificant Fashion & Beauty Week as opposed to the annual POSCHE Fashion Show. This was due to the fact that Robyn was successful in blacklisting Kim D and Teresa Giudice from the supposed “charity” fashion event [FWB]. Therefore, if FWB were filmed over POSCHE, it would appear as though Kim and Teresa “were not wanted at an “esteemed” fashion event.”

I was honestly hurt by all of the malicious behavior, especially being as I was the professional who was used by women who – up until this day – I never spoke negatively of. I was ready to speak with Robyn about the many aforementioned issues at the 2011 POSCHE Fashion Show – except she was nowhere to be found. Melissa, however, was present – who [just like when we first met] rolled her eyes the minute she saw me.Despite the fact that all six housewives (including Kim D) were supposed to take a New Jersey Equality (NJEQ) photo – none of the women did. I even tweeted Jacqueline, as well as some of the other girls regarding the photo the following day, only to be ignored. For women who were so appalled by Joe G’s “homophobic” and “uneducated” remarks, one would think they would have responded to my inquiry. I guess after Melissa threw her hysterical fit [which led to a fan running into the NJEQ backdrop], it was much more important for Caroline to parrot that “this was all a set up” ten times over outside of Son Cubano. Kim and Teresa, who was scrutinized by Mr. Cohen during the RHONJ reunion, were the only housewives who have taken a photo for the equality campaign. The following day, after tweeting back and forth with Kim, Teresa, and Penny [who I wish I could elaborate more on but I am legally unable to] I received various hate tweets from an anonymous account. Among other sentiments, this individual wanted to make it clear that I was apparently a “whore.” After tracing the IP address, the Montville residence which showed up as sending the tweets was none other than that of Melissa and Joe Gorga. I found this to be ironic, especially since Melissa, and the friends of ten years she managed to lure away from Teresa, were implying [that same day] that Teresa was behind the apparent “anonymous eggs” they were receiving. Cover up much?

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So what do you bitches think? Is this dude for real or is he just one of Teresa’s minions?

Real Housewives Of Atlanta, NeNe Leakes Gets Called Out By El Infamous RiDick-Culo

admin — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:54:55 +0000

NeNe Leakes got called out by El Infamous RiDick-Culo (that raunchy ass stripper that was blowing himself at the Kandi party.) When he called Watch What Happens Live and spilled out that he had danced for NeNe before and that they knew each other. He also stated NeNe was the one who introduced him at Miami Pride Day!

Besides El RiDick-Culo a lot of viewers have been calling NeNe a hipocryte for walking out on the birthday party after stripper RiDick-Culo made his disturbing appearence. Skilled Tweeter warrior NeNe Leakes has not taken this laying down and has been angry-tweeting about this whole mess:

“I host lots of gay events & introduce whoever they tell me 2! I’ve never had a lap dance from any male stripper!”

“We don’t do no ish like that @ Wanda’s Playhouse. That was very sick & perverted ! #noclass

NeNe also called out Andy Cohen over the stripper-gate:

“@BravoAndy would u b @ a party wit ur mom, aunt or people u do business & watch a stripper suck his…. N front of every1?”

People r so shady! I wonder if @BravoAndy would have watched him wit his mom & co-workers there,”

Andy responded: “You know that Evelyn would’ve grounded me

Here is some more angry NeNe tweets:

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